/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51682892]

>this market

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>51681169

[Anonymous No.51682899]

Inb4 blowoff top

[Anonymous No.51682901]

Fuck carvana

[Anonymous No.51682905]

>DXY -1%
DXY -1%
>DXY -1%
DXY -1%

[Anonymous No.51682908]

>>51682892
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage, capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. All finance assets like money,crypto,debt,bonds etc are purely parasitic in nature and serve no purpose nor have any inherent value. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended functions of it, NOT glitches, and every single financier or crypto dudebro is a literal parasite.

[Anonymous No.51682909]

I just woke up what's going on?

[Anonymous No.51682921]

the bottom is in Cramer was right

[Anonymous No.51682924]

>>51682908
filtered.

[Anonymous No.51682926]

>>51682908
daily reminder that you suck cock

[Anonymous No.51682933]

I have no clue what the fuck is going on anymore but Carvana is up 10% today and has like -$3 EPS so I'm just gonna keep buying puts on it

[Anonymous No.51682937]

>>51682899
>what is a bear market rally and why is it 20%

[Anonymous No.51682939]

>>51682909
BoE went back to QE

[Anonymous No.51682941]

>>51682909
Bull run is in effect, time to get exuberant bull bros

[Anonymous No.51682943]

Double bottom all according to plan

[Anonymous No.51682944]

>>51682909
bank of england announced that they were doing emergency QE, because several pension funds were getting btfo margin call blown out by the sharp move in the pound and bonds
caused sharp bid in bounds, sharp sell off in dollar, market rally

[Anonymous No.51682951]

dxy becoming unmoored from spx

[Anonymous No.51682952]

>>51682908
>produces the best countries/cultures to have ever existed
>its bad
Lol. u avin a laff m8?

[Anonymous No.51682953]

Watch the BOE stream, they've got powell talking about how everyone is working in lockstep to prevent a crisis

[Anonymous No.51682954]

>>51682899
DXY is the blowoff top

[Anonymous No.51682958]

PLEASE RETURN TO US DEAR LEADER BOBO. PLEASEZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Anonymous No.51682962]

>>51682909
as predicted cuck jew central bankers went back to unlimited money printing

[Anonymous No.51682964]

GET FUCKED BOBO

[Anonymous No.51682973]

Pathetic

[Anonymous No.51682978]

>>51682962
oh geez who could have seen this coming

[Anonymous No.51682984]

>>51682905
The fate of DXY is inevitable.

[Anonymous No.51682987]

>>51682978

[Anonymous No.51682988]

>>51682944
lol, the market is up because the government is printing money because the market is failing

[Anonymous No.51683003]

>>51682953
>pivot
so Jpow was able to be "hawkish" for literally 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.51683005]

>>51682987
WTF!
Janet Yellen doesn't have a beard!

[Anonymous No.51683011]

>>51682939
>bank of England prints money during a recession so carvana goes up 10%

Are the bongs buying shitco stocks to pump and dump to pay their bills?

[Anonymous No.51683013]

>>51683005
that's what ((they)) want you to beeleeve.

[Anonymous No.51683012]

>>51682905
>BoE pivots
>Dollar goes down
???

[Anonymous No.51683014]

HALT THE MARKETS

[Anonymous No.51683017]

>>51682921
DENN/DNN, the modern 60/40 portfolio.

[Anonymous No.51683031]

>>51682953
link?

[Anonymous No.51683035]

>>51683017

[Anonymous No.51683038]

Morining in Paris, the city awakes
To the bells of Notre Dame
The fisherman fishes, the bakerman bakes
To the bells of Notre Dame
To the big bells as loud as the thunder
To the little bells soft as a psalm
And some say the soul of the city's
The toll of the bells
The bells of Notre Dame

[Anonymous No.51683045]

>not pumping enough to get bags green

[Anonymous No.51683050]

>Oil parabolic
No, I don't forgive you. Not until you're back above 100.

[Anonymous No.51683051]

>>51683031
the stream flew over and past my house before I could copy the link

[Anonymous No.51683058]

>>51682988
>lol, the market is up because the government is printing money because the market is failing

Yeah that must be it. Total coincedence.

[Anonymous No.51683061]

Not buying until VIX is under 20, but good to have a green day.
Thanks Biden.

[Anonymous No.51683068]

>>51683011
kek. The chain goes like this:
>BoE QE to stabilize BGP
>Big traders exposed to GBP no longer need as much margin for their margin call
>Use that money to buy US bonds
>US bond yield fall
>stocks rally
>heavily shorted shitstock even more so

[Anonymous No.51683073]

kek its gonna rug later today isnt it

[Anonymous No.51683075]

>>51682952
>culture
CONSOOOOOOM

Ok parasite

[Anonymous No.51683074]

>>51683012
UK gilts (their bonds) had been getting btfo massive sell off, especially on Monday - but they've gone up from 3% to 4% in like a week
when there's huge selling of the bonds it creates a 'surplus' of pound currency, as they sell UK pounds and receive pounds - they then sell these pounds and buy other currencies, driving down the strength of the pound
when they intervened / pivoted, it made the bond market more two sided, where there isn't just panic selling, now there is buying of UK bonds too - when people want to buy UK bonds they have to sell their dollars, their euros, and buy pounds, to then use these pounds to buy UK bonds
this drives down the dollar
(this is my understanding of what went down, at least)

[Anonymous No.51683080]

I just woke up, what did Jerome say?

[Anonymous No.51683090]

>BoE only doing QE until mid October
Lol don't miss your chance to sell the rip, anons!

[Anonymous No.51683091]

>>51683058
the end of semitaaahhhh is when the crash starts retart

[Anonymous No.51683092]

ok so what this means is there is an absolute limit to what gov. will do before they turn the printer back on. if pensions are in trouble they will pivot and print. meaning, there will be no crash bobo. the gov would rather print more money than unleash a world altering crash.

[Anonymous No.51683095]

I bought calls on UNG. Am I gonna make it or get rekt?

[Anonymous No.51683096]

Reminder the biggest up days happen in bear markets

[Anonymous No.51683115]

Someone plz predict future for us real quick? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.51683117]

>>51683068
So we're essentially stealing the 30 year bond investments of UK pension funds?

[Anonymous No.51683119]

U.S. JUSTICE DEPT ANNOUNCES DISTRIBUTION OF $372 MLN TO VICTIMS OF BERNIE MADOFF PONZI SCHEME

[Anonymous No.51683124]

>>51683092
so bobos get fucked on their shorts
and mumus get fucked on inflation

no one wins

[Anonymous No.51683125]

>>51683092
yes, your pension will still have the same amount of money in it, but that money will be worth a fraction of its former value due to printing money to keep it looking like you haven't lost money, bull economics everyone

[Anonymous No.51683130]

we're back brehs

[Anonymous No.51683132]

>>51683096
apparently a two week meltup. buy soxl.

[Anonymous No.51683133]

>>51683050
this

[Anonymous No.51683134]

YITWB

[Anonymous No.51683140]

>>51683115
Europe has no energy but plenty of paper and ink.

Or have they all switched to plastic bills now?

[Anonymous No.51683142]

What did the anon in the last thread who mentioned the Keynesian problem mean?

[Anonymous No.51683144]

>>51683035
You are laughing but Dennys is up 5.5% in the last 3 months and the shit and piss is down 5.5% in the last three months

[Anonymous No.51683147]

KWAB

[Anonymous No.51683149]

REMINDER THAT CHARLES SCHWAB SOFTWARE IS ONLY ALLOWING GOYS TO PLAY WITH 0 DTE VANNA SLINGSHOT OPTIONS TODAY. WONDER WHY? IF YOU ARE A JEW IN AMERICA I HATE YOU

[Anonymous No.51683152]

>>51683119
Madoff is the most based Jew.
A Jew fucking over other Jews? Muhfuggin baZed!
Still can't grt over that his name is Madoff, and he made off witth a bunch of kikes' money.

[Anonymous No.51683154]

it must flow...

[Anonymous No.51683162]

>>51683092
It's not that they won't allow a crash; they just won't allow it during a midterm election cycle where the Uniparty is in danger.

[Anonymous No.51683166]

reminder that bears always overstay their welcome

[Anonymous No.51683170]

>>51683152
>A Jew fucking over other Jews?
lol that's the only reason he got in trouble

[Anonymous No.51683171]

>>51683124
(they) win

[Anonymous No.51683174]

I think I'll dump $2k in to VOO today....
I hope that was the bottom

[Anonymous No.51683175]

>>51683149
Just call your rabbi for the secret code to have all options available

[Anonymous No.51683176]

>>51683149
lol first time trading markets?

[Anonymous No.51683179]

Are these Jewish tricks or is it really happening this time?

[Anonymous No.51683183]

anyone trading futures?

[Anonymous No.51683186]

I learned a lot about hedging the past few weeks kek. lets go bulls I am no longer friends with team bears

[Anonymous No.51683192]

My Nat gas calls I just bought are +20% in a few mins. Is something habbening or my timing just lucky?

[Anonymous No.51683193]

WHAT THE FUCK DID JEROME SAY!?!? DONT IGNORE ME YOU SELFISH FUCKS!!!

[Anonymous No.51683199]

>>51683193

[Anonymous No.51683200]

SOXS holders, you ______ yourselves

[Anonymous No.51683203]

>>51682908
This pasta is stale as fuck. Please fuck off back to plebbit where you belong

[Anonymous No.51683206]

>>51682908
>Daily reminder that communism is pseudoscientific make believe garbage, communism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. All communist systems are purely parasitic in nature and serve no purpose nor have any inherent value. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended functions of communism, NOT glitches, and every single communist is a literal parasite.

[Anonymous No.51683208]

>>51683193
Mentioned being in lockstep with other Central banks.
Pivot in the future, maybe?

[Anonymous No.51683214]

>>51683183
FUTURES?!?!

[Anonymous No.51683215]

>Buy some NatGas bear etf earlier this year: big Texas LNG terminal bows up 30 mins later
>Buy TMV this week: suprise bond poomp because of BoE
I think I might have angered God or something

[Anonymous No.51683222]

[Anonymous No.51683223]

>>51683176
Still hate you Jews for this fuckery. Or is that not allowed too?

[Anonymous No.51683225]

if we get a 10% week this week ima kiss every one of you faggots

[Anonymous No.51683226]

>>51683208
Oh ok, so the dumping continues then. I sold my GUSH call for a nice $500 profit, so the pump was a welcome one.

[Anonymous No.51683227]

>>51683183
yes I got heemed massively last week, forced to liq yday, I lost so much money and wont even enjoy this small relief

[Anonymous No.51683229]

>>51683183
Too big brain for me but I'm curious what the gap in NDX and NDX futures means

[Anonymous No.51683230]

What is going on?

[Anonymous No.51683243]

Thread theme:

https://youtu.be/_IW4NBLZF9k?list=PL271D01492F1B52BB

[Anonymous No.51683246]

>>51683215
It was crazy how many posts yesterday were talking about TMV/DRV/long yield plays.

[Anonymous No.51683252]

>>51683215
No, you're just not paying enough attention. Why would you buy TMV, earlier this week?

[Anonymous No.51683253]

>>51683229
What gap?

[Anonymous No.51683259]

Baffling to me that people STILL doubt that Elon will be forced to pay up for his TWTR buyout.

[Anonymous No.51683265]

Why Nat gas poompin?

[Anonymous No.51683267]

>>51683230
generational double bottom is in

[Anonymous No.51683272]

>>51683230
I am being played I just know it.

https://youtu.be/UURf_6KI_Rk

[Anonymous No.51683274]

>>51683265
Nordstrom blew up

[Anonymous No.51683276]

>>51683259
>Baffling to me that people STILL doubt that Elon will be forced to pay up for his TWTR buyout.
>2.5 million followers
>5 likes
Kek
Elon played the poo.

[Anonymous No.51683281]

>>51683192
both, cash out for me, I shorted oil at the bottom

[Anonymous No.51683292]

I sold my SOXL a day early
I have beheemed myself bigly

[Anonymous No.51683294]

>>51683259
why? wouldn't that be fraud? it's not hard to rent 30k-50k Twitter bots. I seriously doubt more than 1/2 of users are real.

[Anonymous No.51683299]

>>51683230
The pivot is here, for today.

[Anonymous No.51683300]

>>51683252
I unironically thought things would get worse

[Anonymous No.51683302]

>>51683229
actually not big brain at all, basically gambling with a little skill involved

[Anonymous No.51683303]

I told you bobo.
You didn't listen.

[Anonymous No.51683308]

>>51683274
No I mean just since few mins ago

[Anonymous No.51683309]

>>51683253
NDX futures are up about 450 according to investing.com

[Anonymous No.51683311]

We got too cocky

[Anonymous No.51683319]

bull exuberancee!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51683324]

This is the week or two dead cat bounce- and its more artificial than i thought it would be.

[Anonymous No.51683328]

i may be

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED

[Anonymous No.51683327]

>>51683309
anon...

[Anonymous No.51683331]

>>51683303
The dumping continues tomorrow. Unless Jerome starts the printers again, it's inevitable.

[Anonymous No.51683334]

>>51683319
VANNA SLINGSHOT FOR SCHWAB CUSTOMERS BEING FORCED TO PLAY 0 DTE

[Anonymous No.51683335]

>>51683311
hold tight bobo, Jerome gonna dump on england in sour hour

[Anonymous No.51683341]

>>51683227
rip, Ive been liq before, not something I want to do again

[Anonymous No.51683342]

>6.1 p/e
>profitable company

DENN anon I bought. I'm gonna sell a covered call and then go buy a grandslam at the truck stop with the profits.

[Anonymous No.51683343]

>>51683334
I use schwab im trading fine. I use web interface tho.

[Anonymous No.51683344]

>>51683061
The only thing I'm buying when VIX is under 20 is UVXY shares

[Anonymous No.51683347]

>>51683334
works on my machine

[Anonymous No.51683349]

>>51683230
the fed will pivot on the next meeting

[Anonymous No.51683355]

Never liked those Brits

[Anonymous No.51683357]

>>51683309
typical gap poster

[Anonymous No.51683360]

>>51683265

remember the explosion from yesterday?

[Anonymous No.51683362]

LABU is edging me. I'm finna buss soon. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.51683364]

Long SOXL! Short oil ! LFG!

[Anonymous No.51683366]

>>51683327
?
the other index futures trade closer to spot. like I said futures are a mystery to me.

[Anonymous No.51683367]

>>51683334
>NOOOO THE JEWS ARE THE REASON I'M NOT SMART ENOUGH TO USE WEB BASED TRADING

[Anonymous No.51683368]

gonna dump soon

[Anonymous No.51683371]

Be careful about FOMOing into natural gas here
It is due for a sharp move upward, which could be right here - however, tomorrow at 10:30est we will get the injection numbers. It may be the first triple digit injection
we are also having the contract rollover today, no longer October contract now
be careful - the nord stream pipeline outage is extremely bullish, of course, but if tomorrow we get a big injection, in combination with the cooling we're getting from the hurricane, we may see natty move lower
however.. we are getting to that point, where the EU will come and scoop it up / create a floor
I personally am waiting for the data tomorrow to go long / short, doesn't make sense to go long natural gas here and then get BTFO tomorrow morning, whereas I can just go long tomorrow morning if the injection is bad

[Anonymous No.51683381]

>>51683344
It's ill-advised to bet against America, but I'll happily take your money.

[Anonymous No.51683382]

>>51683343
>web interface
you dont get live options prices until you hit refresh. NO MAS

[Anonymous No.51683383]

>>51683360
Yes I'm talking about just the last few minutes it's been pumping

[Anonymous No.51683384]

>>51683349
If they pivot we're all fucked

[Anonymous No.51683386]

>>51683366
are you generally bullish or bearish?
pls respond

[Anonymous No.51683399]

>>51683371
What time data come out tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51683400]

>yep. i think we're back

[Anonymous No.51683406]

We did it Joe!

[Anonymous No.51683412]

>>51683384
(they) don't care about (us)

[Anonymous No.51683413]

>>51683368
It's an obvious bulltrap, but they don't hear.

[Anonymous No.51683415]

>>51683386
bearish but I'm sitting mostly cash and have been all year. more of a macro nerd than a trader, only started actively trading back in December. I did buy some TMF and UPRO yesterday looking for a short bounce but I plan on selling tomorrow or Friday.

[Anonymous No.51683430]

>>51683347
program crashed 3 times in a row for me trying to play my usual 2 weeks out. Do those greeks look functional to you? Everything is on the up and up on the 0 DTEs though goys

[Anonymous No.51683433]

>>51683399
>however, tomorrow at 10:30est we will get the injection number
it's in the second line fren
every thursday 10:30am est = natural gas numbers
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/natural-gas-storage-386

[Anonymous No.51683434]

hey remember when china pumped then dumped on their bank news too..tick tock bulls...exit pump

[Anonymous No.51683438]

I may be _HOOKED_

[Anonymous No.51683442]

>>51683413
>tfw the forest is quiet

[Anonymous No.51683449]

Ready for sour hour,mumu?

[Anonymous No.51683448]

>>51683415
well played plan anon. nice.

[Anonymous No.51683451]

>>51683367
>SMART ENOUGH TO USE WEB BASED TRADING
NGMI scrub

[Anonymous No.51683453]

>>51683434
they're 20 years deep into keeping the market afloat dude, they don't know how to not print money at this point

[Anonymous No.51683458]

>>51683438
>BUDDY WE TOOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH THAAAAAAAAAT

[Anonymous No.51683460]

>>51683412
They're the ones who stand to lose the most though? They don't give a shit about us, they give a shit about maintaining their power. If the dollar collapses who gives a shit about Amazon?

[Anonymous No.51683471]

Sell the rips

[Anonymous No.51683472]

>>51683342
Based

[Anonymous No.51683473]

>>51683453
>they don't know how to not print money at this point
Name me a country that does know

[Anonymous No.51683477]

>>51683433
Oh yes it is there isn't it. Thanks fren. My calls jumped 30% in a few minutes but I'm out of day trades so I guess I'm holding til tomorrow at least

[Anonymous No.51683483]

>>51683412
>(they) don't care about (us)

[Anonymous No.51683485]

>>51683415
How can you not know that the ndx and ixic are different?

[Anonymous No.51683488]

This pump is unironically going to force the fed not to pivot to make the dollar stronger
lel

[Anonymous No.51683496]

>>51683367
>WEB BASED
>Using the browser interface instead of the Patrician SSE
ngmi

[Anonymous No.51683498]

I bought SOXS

[Anonymous No.51683505]

>>51683498
i think you already know what you did to yourself

[Anonymous No.51683506]

>>51683477
it might work out very nicely - could continue to rally all day and through the night (setting up for a big dump if the injection is bad / good)
I personally am just hesitant to create a new position until after the numbers come out - although it is tempting to buy just for an overnight hold, doesn't give as much wiggle room if the trade turns against me

[Anonymous No.51683520]

>>51683488
>yes

[Anonymous No.51683528]

>>51683448
Thanks bud. I'm thinking a gamble on UVIX next week once the VIX gets a bit under 30. Haven't graduated to options yet so I gamble with degenerate ETFs lol.

[Anonymous No.51683534]

/smg/ has alzheimer’s it seems. It’s the same shit every time, fed talks and the market pumps. Next day? Market’s covered in blood.

[Anonymous No.51683537]

>>51683506
Question: Why is more gas being stored underground shown in red? I thought that was a good thing for the US

[Anonymous No.51683538]

Nord stream 1 probably fucked beyond repair and can never be used again

[Anonymous No.51683541]

>one green day
>back to exuberance
revving up my shorts

[Anonymous No.51683544]

>>51683294
>I seriously doubt more than 1/2 of users are real.
Irrelevant to the case. All internet sites have to deal with bots. He already waived due diligence. Bots don't factor into the earnings or revenue metrics, so it's not a substantial factor. Only way this could change is if it's somehow revealed that twitter is hosting their own bot farm and faking impressions for advertisers (aka actual fraud). This is conspiracy theory level speculation though.
Day after day the updates as this case evolves continue to show how laughable Elon's defense is. Even the assigned judge is laughing at his lawyers.

Yet people have become so deluded after Elon's successful TSLA manipulation that somehow they think he's above the law.
It's simply baffling how many people openly reject the free money right in front of them with this quick TWTR flip.

[Anonymous No.51683548]

Felt like I was the only person yesterday saying to go short on yields. You get what you deserve faggots

[Anonymous No.51683550]

>>51683342
Come to think of it, DENN is a standout inflation play among restaurants.

I mean, think about it, people cheap out on dates or families don't go out as often to, say, Olive Garden. Eating at home is an option.

But Denny's? Its customer base are truckers who don't have an alternative, lonely seniors, methheads without a kitchen. DENN can pass food and wage inflation along without a hitch...

[Anonymous No.51683554]

My carvana puts are printing and made $38 on my Dennys covered call. Life is good

[Anonymous No.51683563]

So uh,why is it green again?
Is it just rally and then inverses like yesterday?

[Anonymous No.51683565]

>>51683485
Never thought about what that 100 means lol

[Anonymous No.51683567]

>>51683538
"N*rd Str*am" is a demeaning slur, it's called Nordstrom now bigot educate yourself

[Anonymous No.51683570]

>>51683528
>gamble
dont my friend.

[Anonymous No.51683571]

>>51683548
>confusing luck with being smart

[Anonymous No.51683572]

>>51683506
Well if I'm still up nicely I'm going to take my profit tomorrow morning and close em out- thereby guaranteeing they rocket up even more after the report, that way you can benefit too

[Anonymous No.51683573]

>>51683451
>>51683496
>implying im a schawbfag

[Anonymous No.51683577]

This is bear trap season fellas. This is bear trap month in particular.

[Anonymous No.51683579]

>>51683550
The $4 biscuits and gravy are for everybody, anon

[Anonymous No.51683592]

buckle up

[Anonymous No.51683606]

I hope bulls enjoy cliff diving.

[Anonymous No.51683609]

>>51683571
I guess I just happened to be consecutively lucky for the past 6 years of trading I've done. Keeping coping you midwit failure

[Anonymous No.51683614]

I have declared this pump fabricated and homosexual.

[Anonymous No.51683615]

>>51683544
They do create and run their own bots. When they are pushing a government agenda with fake users who tweet all the same thing. They probably do it for other leftwing causes too. If you go back and look up the tweeters who all posted the same thing you will see they vanished. Not suspended. It's like they never existed.

[Anonymous No.51683619]

>>51683382
That's always been thr case. They don't use websockets.

[Anonymous No.51683620]

>one day of green
>/smiggers/ is dead

was everyone a bobo or something?

[Anonymous No.51683634]

>>51683620
placing trades nig

[Anonymous No.51683635]

>>51683570
Gambling is fun and I only do it with side money. I like learning by fucking up too.

[Anonymous No.51683640]

>shorted Vix on Friday last week.

[Anonymous No.51683642]

>>51683579
Maybe those are a Southern thing? My medium cost of living city only has this and they charge nearly $11.

[Anonymous No.51683641]

>>51683620
yeah

[Anonymous No.51683644]

>DXY 113= IRONCLAD SUPPORT

[Anonymous No.51683645]

>>51683620
did you not hear Jerome?

[Anonymous No.51683646]

>>51683606
Look bobo if you niggers tank my Dennys stock then I'll just buy more with the profits from my carvana puts.. you can't hurt me I'm perfectly hedged

[Anonymous No.51683651]

>>51683620

Uhh we've been going down for 10 months straight dude. Most people probably just stopped checking their portfolios.

[Anonymous No.51683653]

>>51683382
so you obviously have never traded on SSE then and your opinion means not sir

[Anonymous No.51683654]

>>51683620
I just lurk since all my fellow maritime bros have left

[Anonymous No.51683661]

>>51683592
I'm digging the middle one and the bottom left one
>>51683620
/smg/ switches to whatever the most prominent color is, also crab posting is a bit harder to pull off

[Anonymous No.51683665]

That rotation out of AAPL and into everything else. Lmao

[Anonymous No.51683666]

>>51683635
We all gotta learn the hard way

[Anonymous No.51683670]

>>51683642
It's off the 2, 4, 6, 8 menu. Had them when I was in CA (had to start asking for the menu at some point). But moved to WV and saw the light that is Tudor's biscuit world.

[Anonymous No.51683687]

>>51683654
What type of maritime stocks do you like, anon? Have tankers topped out? Will dry bulk recover, do you think?

[Anonymous No.51683689]

>>51683642
>$10 for that
I don't go to restaurants anymore because they're a ripoff but damn that's a next level ripoff.

[Anonymous No.51683700]

>>51683654
i put like 2% of my port in shippers, now it's 1% kek

[Anonymous No.51683704]

>>51683442
the forest is extremely loud with bullish exuberance right now, I can hear them blasting the beastmen mating dance song from here

[Anonymous No.51683706]

>>51683689
Sure, but you got any better options?
1) Said food franchise must be found at truck stops.
2) They must be publicly traded.

[Anonymous No.51683718]

A developer is building a townhome community on shitty slabs (no basement) for 350k in my midwest town. We ARE going DOWN.

[Anonymous No.51683721]

Remember sea cats?
When it dumps through the 200 WMA and the -25% threshold at some point in October, I want you all to post sea cats.

[Anonymous No.51683720]

>>51683645
What did he say again?

[Anonymous No.51683725]

>>51683573
>Not throwing in with the NWO broker so you know your shit is secure
DEFINITELY ngmi

[Anonymous No.51683726]

Nobody on here will believe me but I'll say it anyway. I have a nw of 160k or so. I'm so fucking tempted to drop $100,000 us dollars into a stock/crypto. Can I make it, bros? Can I escape the cycle?

[Anonymous No.51683731]

what i want to know is how that fucker who gloated about closing his META puts yesterday knew the exact day to do it on

[Anonymous No.51683736]

>>51683620
BUDDY

[Anonymous No.51683738]

>10yr yield futures

[Anonymous No.51683744]

>>51683726
do it

[Anonymous No.51683745]

>>51683726
>I have a nw of 160k or so.
that's impossible

[Anonymous No.51683754]

>>51683726
That's perfectly believable, anon. We've had a handful of /smg/gers post ports in the low 7 figures.

[Anonymous No.51683755]

>>51683706
That's a pretty niche market kek. Closest I could find on the publicly traded side is cracker barrel but I don't think they are at truck stops, as far as truck stops go, pic related is goat, but they aren't publicly traded.

[Anonymous No.51683756]

>>51683738
Top fucking kek

[Anonymous No.51683757]

>>51683721
huh?

[Anonymous No.51683761]

>>51683725
lawlz/10

[Anonymous No.51683762]

>>51683641
that came out last friday morning there were 3 more deep red days after that

[Anonymous No.51683764]

BIG SHOUTOUT TO ALL THE BULLS YOU GUYS ARE BACK TO PRICES NOT SEEN SINCE YESTERDAY WAY TO GO LADS!

[Anonymous No.51683769]

>>51683726
You're gambling

[Anonymous No.51683771]

>>51683754
last one i saw was CLF tranny. ant everyone made fun of him constantly

[Anonymous No.51683772]

>>51683488
jokes aside powell has reiterated in previous conferences that the central banks are talking to each other and trying to work together. Everyone has their own interests, but the BOE will ask for lube and he may even give them some esp since they're probably only the first domino

[Anonymous No.51683774]

https://twitter.com/Stephen_Geiger/status/1575134672706748419
Things are fine

[Anonymous No.51683778]

>>51683764
thanks for the hearty chuckle

[Anonymous No.51683781]

>>51683738
BURN IT ALL DOWN AND START AGAIN

[Anonymous No.51683788]

>>51683726
yeah, we are going to need you to post in the /mg/ junior thread until you hit 7 figures anon, sorry only real players in /smg/ kiddo

[Anonymous No.51683789]

>>51683726
Well Yom kippur is right around the corner. Buy some calls before Yom kippur and take profits. Then scoop me up in the chopper and take me to visit the island you buy

[Anonymous No.51683792]

>>51683764
>seethe: the post

[Anonymous No.51683794]

>>51683726
Wait for a Q3 pullback on tech companies then dump into QQQ beginning to mid october.

[Anonymous No.51683796]

>>51683774
>is it happening?

[Anonymous No.51683798]

>>51683726
Have you lost big yet? If not, don't put all your money in

[Anonymous No.51683801]

>>51683687
>Tankers: Should see further rise into the end of the year. I'm waiting for further pullback atm. Vlcc's are still pumping and product should stay strong although currently stagnant (Picks: DHT, TRMD, STNG, OET.NO, HAFNI.NO
>Dry bulk: These stocks always get hammered by capesize rate drops even if the company doesn't own any. Midsize rates have stayed strong and I see Capesizes strengthening again, although sell quick since dry bulk always drops before q1. (Picks: GNK, 2020.NO)
>Containers: Lessors are still getting good contracts, but avoid those in direct spot exposure like ZIM. (Picks: GSL, MPCC.no)
>LPG:Rates are staying strong during all this energy crisis (Picks: LPG, AGAS.NO, BWLPG.NO and nvgs for gamble since q3 call my very solid shareholder news)
>LNG: Just doesn't stop rising especially now. Avoiding picks since I'm just anxious on how much they've risen but FLNG and COOL.NO seem good.

[Anonymous No.51683805]

>>51683700
100% here, lol

[Anonymous No.51683808]

>>51683774
this is why i hold gold as 5% of my portfolio even though i hate it

[Anonymous No.51683813]

A reminder, short carnival before earnings. It's hurricane season, nobody goes on disgusting cruises anymore, and nobody has any money (except bears)

[Anonymous No.51683812]

>>51683731
yeah i mean buying meta puts plug that into any backtest the guy just got lucky once and is really vocal about it to irk everyone around him because he lost all of his money in the past and he craves the negative attention

[Anonymous No.51683814]

>>51683788
>tfw low 5 figure portfolio in leaf pseudodollars
shit, I'll see myself out

[Anonymous No.51683820]

jpow is talking later or something right? thats all im waiting for.

[Anonymous No.51683822]

PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.51683827]

Fuck Carvana

[Anonymous No.51683832]

>>51683820
already did

[Anonymous No.51683836]

buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.51683842]

>>51683755
Yeah, I'd've thought Cracker Barrel would be underperforming Denny's due to a larger discretionary fraction (take the family there after church? Nah, budget doesn't have room). But apparently CBRL is holding up better so what the fuck do I know.

>>51683771
Sure, but, like nobody's claiming "dude, 100k portfolios are impossible!". Now if he claimed to have 20 mill or something...

[Anonymous No.51683852]

>>51683827
Nice
What’s the play?

[Anonymous No.51683855]

>>51683774
Just read about what's happening with the medicare trust right now.
It's fucking wild. It's on track to become insolvent.
Boomers willhave to put up their houses to get any sort of care in coerced private pay contracts (already happening on an ever increasing scale).
>t. deal with this shit day to day

[Anonymous No.51683857]

>>51683774
holy fucking shit

[Anonymous No.51683858]

>>51683813
they make their money by laundering it, stay away.

[Anonymous No.51683879]

>>51683855
Thrax doing it for the lulz.

[Anonymous No.51683884]

>>51683855

[Anonymous No.51683886]

>>51683774
>Yeah, cause we'll be dead.

[Anonymous No.51683900]

>long term bond funds always outperform normal funds
>they outperform to such an extent that they are competitive with international stocks
>fags will still go for a total bond fund
what am I missing, why do people go into short term bonds if long term always does better

[Anonymous No.51683902]

>>51683774
This is why I will be buying weekly puts on SPY every Monday from now until eternity.
>>51683842
Cracker barrel is a right wing restaurant that is so charming even liberals eat there. Plus the food is good cheap. Hash brown casserole is delicious.
>>51683858
You can't stop me

[Anonymous No.51683906]

>>51683774
They laugh at the end and the guy says I'm thinking we would be okay, meaning his old ass. I never thought about the interest on the 30 trillion in debt. Is this real?

[Anonymous No.51683910]

>>51683827
Lol I want to short this absolute fedora of a tech turd into the dirt.
>a giant vending machine for cars!

[Anonymous No.51683915]

>>51683718
>A developer is building a townhome community on shitty slabs (no basement) for 350k in my midwest town
>no basement
oh f*ck no GAMERS RISE UP

[Anonymous No.51683927]

>>51683906
>i never thought about the interest on the 30 trillion in debt
Did you just never understand why it's such a big deal if the fed hikes the federal funds rate and why it can't go high (or stay) up forever?

[Anonymous No.51683932]

>>51683832
so he said hes going to help work with other central banks? yea im thinking this is the meltup.

[Anonymous No.51683937]

looking like the right time to open some shorts after this completely fake and/or gay pump on zero good information but I think I'm just going to stay cashgang for now

[Anonymous No.51683943]

>>51683884
Not good tard. Boomers get to live in it till they die. Then the hospital yeets it cause "lol they signed an ABN for this cajillion dollar service that probably didn't even do anything"

[Anonymous No.51683946]

>>51683718
Don't worry anon, those will be given to the new diverse immigrants the gov is busing in and the government will pay the developer!

Everyone wins, except you of course.

[Anonymous No.51683956]

What happened to the 10 year overnight? Bonds acting like stocks now.

[Anonymous No.51683960]

>>51683900
the real question is why anyone buys bonds period except for funds in the billions of dollars

[Anonymous No.51683961]

>>51683906
Boomers are in their final act and want to make sure to give the rest of us one last middle finger on the way out. No medicare, no social security, after we've paid in our entire lives. It's not surprising.

[Anonymous No.51683964]

>>51683718
no one builds basements anymore, concrete is a luxury item

[Anonymous No.51683969]

>>51683906
I interpreted the laugh as cynical.

[Anonymous No.51683977]

>>51683774
can't cuck the Druck

[Anonymous No.51683979]

>>51682892
Ffs isn't this going to dump at least a bit?

[Anonymous No.51683982]

>>51683801
Wow, you know your shit, anon. Have a meme.

[Anonymous No.51683983]

>>51683937
wish i made that play as of now anon- well done.

[Anonymous No.51683981]

>>51683956
Jews

[Anonymous No.51683984]

>>51683927
When they raise interest rates, it means on the debt? I thought rates were just for banking and car loans....not the fucking 30 gorillion in debt

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51683986]

>>51683956
6 months became 10 years and 10 years became 30 years.

[Anonymous No.51683987]

>>51683964
The following are now luxury items in the western world:

-food
-energy
-housing

[Anonymous No.51683992]

>>51683956
>What happened to the 10 year overnight? Bonds acting like stocks now.
I correctly bought short positions on a bond fund and yes you're right it isnt following the bond prices it just seems to follow equities
thats what i get for not doing DD

[Anonymous No.51684004]

>President Joe Biden called out a recently deceased congresswoman in remarks at a hunger conference she helped organize, addressing the lawmaker as if she were still alive.

[Anonymous No.51684005]

NAT GAS BRO WTF IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.51684007]

Why didn't the market follow apple down?

[Anonymous No.51684010]

>>51683979
dead cat bounce we have all been waiting for- may last a couple weeks and then the floor is removed.

[Anonymous No.51684011]

>>51683984
explain to me, in the best way you understand, what the national debt is. Why is the government in debt?

[Anonymous No.51684014]

>>51683937

Closed all my shorts this morning. Made $6k. Now going all in on calls.

[Anonymous No.51684019]

>>51683984
Based retard

[Anonymous No.51684022]

>>51683900
Because during bad years (like 2022), long term bonds eat way more shit than short term ones. Compare TLT YTD with, like, IEF.

[Anonymous No.51684028]

>>51683987
>by 2030 we will run on neckbeard batteries and tiny homes will be a luxury and start in the low $200k

[Anonymous No.51684031]

>>51684004
Jim Brandon has access to the nuclear codes.................

[Anonymous No.51684032]

>>51683956
is it normally not this volatile?

[Anonymous No.51684038]

>>51684011
Ahem, the national debt is all of the spending of money that we do not have. We print money and borrow it from the future. I have no clue how this is done.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51684040]

>>51684011
national debt is a measurement of the amount of shit niggers have forced us to put up with. eventually it will get to be too much and we'll have to do something about these niggers once and for all!

[Anonymous No.51684041]

>>51683979
No.

[Anonymous No.51684042]

>>51684010
There is literally nothing to be bullish about, we resume the dump tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51684043]

>>51683984

[Anonymous No.51684044]

>>51683774
Now THIS is schizoposting.

[Anonymous No.51684049]

>>51684011
Maybe it's time to watch Mike Maloney's documentary on Youtube if you can't understand debt

[Anonymous No.51684050]

>>51683615
So, delusional it is.
Yes those are bots. No, twitter does not directly handle them.

[Anonymous No.51684059]

>>51684005
Idk but I like it. Other anon said report coming out tomorrow morning and it might really til then or after that depending on numbers

[Anonymous No.51684064]

>next half hour

[Anonymous No.51684067]

>>51684014
was my instinct and I didnt listen to myself.

[Anonymous No.51684078]

>>51683827
already did
>>51683902
the barrel announced raising prices

[Anonymous No.51684079]

>>51683982
Pure autism and failure during the tanker contango brought me to this point. Most important lesson is to never invest in greek shipping companies.

[Anonymous No.51684085]

JUST WANNA SPEND THE TIME TO TYPE OUT AN ALL CAPS FUCK YOU POST TO THE BOYS DOWN AT CHUCK (KLAUS) SCHWAB FOR MAKING ME FIGHT FOR EVERY PENNY OF MY 0 DTE PUT PROFIT TODAY. NOW I REMEMBER WHY I STOPPED PLAYING THE 0 DTES IN THE FIRST PLACE. ALSO FUCK YOU TO THE RETARD CLAIMING THAT SCALPING ON 0 DTES IS THE SAME AS LONGER DATED OPTIONS. THAT RETARD MUST HAVE NO CONCEPT OF GAMMA OR THETA OR MARGIN REQUIREMENTS. CAN YOU PLEASE HIRE SOME JEETS TO FIX THE PROGRAM OR HAVE THE SHEMITAH RABBIS TURN THE GREEKS AND ORDER FILL OPTIONS BACK ON PLEASE. THANKS FRENS. IM PLAYING VIDYA THE REST OF THE DAY AND TAKING MY GREEN AND RUNNING. THE ABSOLUTE STATE. NO MAS.

[Anonymous No.51684095]

>>51684004
>a recently deceased congresswoman
I was thinking "oh, what a rare tragedy" then remembered pic related. We're gonna see that phrase a whoooole lot over the next decade.

[Anonymous No.51684101]

Honestly, smg I have to thank you all. You have created a great market sentiment gauge. If you all are more bearish than me, I go long. If you all more bullish than me, I go short. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.51684104]

>>51684085
I ain't reading this novel David Foster Wallace jr.

[Anonymous No.51684106]

>>51684100
>>51684100
>>51684100

[Anonymous No.51684112]

>>51684038
interest rate on already issued debt is ~1.5%. only new and rolled bonds are subject to the current rates

[Anonymous No.51684125]

>>51684104
>I ain't reading this novel
BUT I KNOW YOU DID ANYWAY

[Anonymous No.51684134]

>>51684104
lmao

[Anonymous No.51684137]

>>51684079
>never invest in greek shipping companies.
Oof.

[Anonymous No.51684140]

>>51684112
Good thing only 3 trillion in bonds are being rolled this year

[Anonymous No.51684148]

>>51683801
Tankers are gonna dump once SPR ends and we enter this synchronized global recession. I expect LNG will see a similar fall.
Container lessors are cheap as fuck, but it's been that way for over a year so what's the actual catalyst for stocks to rally?
Dry bulk may see a real rebound though.

Only shipping company I hold at this point is NMM.

[Anonymous No.51684150]

>>51684125
you can't prove this in a court of law!

[Anonymous No.51684152]

>>51684104
kek

[Anonymous No.51684159]

>>51684137
They will dilute their shareholders into oblivion. There are ok ones, but it's a rule of thumb that can save you starting out

[Anonymous No.51684184]

>>51684150
>court of law!
JEW SPOTTED (ALL CAPS)

[Anonymous No.51684201]

Drones has been spotted flying around Norwegian oil and gas rigs, seems like the r*ssians want to literally freeze Europe to death

[Anonymous No.51684221]

>>51684148
>Tankers
I don't see a significant drop in the near term, maybe a pullback here and there but the tanker market is pretty tight on both the crude and product sides
>Containers
Not saying they'll have a huge rally since sentiment is keeping them pretty suppressed. The too I listed have the best sustainable dividends for shareholders which is where I think shareholders will see returns atm for containers.
>NMM
I don't trust them, they don't care about shareholders although they run their business well. Share price will always stay at a significant discount unless AF stops being a sketchy bitch.

[Anonymous No.51684287]

>>51683384
If they pivot we are saved.

[Anonymous No.51684303]

>>51684150
>court of law!
THIS YOU JEW?

[Anonymous No.51684304]

>>51683745
RARE!

[Anonymous No.51684355]

>>51683738
I called that yesterday.

[Anonymous No.51684483]

>>51684221
I think tankers are massively overbought. Then again, perhaps I just sold STNG too early at like $37. I don't know though. I see pretty much no upside left here. I have no idea whether they'll sustainably sell off, but what's the point of buying when the markets already pricing in the full extent of a 2-3 year bull market? So much risk that it just doesn't last, and any moment of weakness will see stocks dump 20%.
Perhaps that's what you mean by a pullback. I suppose 20% selloffs are really just normal vol for shipping.

>I don't trust them
You're not wrong. I've made plenty of money off covered calls on the position, though at this point IV has declined too much so I'm just holding out to see if AF actually pushes through with the buybacks recently announced.
I could dump it and rotate to GSL/GNK, but I don't particularly trust those management teams either. No reason to trust anyone in shipping.

[Anonymous No.51684847]

>>51684483
I agree on tankers, I wouldn't personally buy right now, but I think they'll still be strong. It's the difference between rates and investor sentiment. I prefer to be in when downside is considerably lower than upside, which is definitely no the current case.
>GNK, GSL
I can get not trusting GSL, but GNK especially with their new policy seem very shareholder centric. In general, though, LPG seems to be the best governance in the sector (which isn't saying much obviously)

[Anonymous No.51685065]

>>51683565
Terrifying

[Anonymous No.51685105]

>>51683738
Mistakes were made