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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Suzuya
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Bear Market Barries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>> No.51673926

You will be a USD chad and you will be happy.

>> No.51673931
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51673931

If you support the use of GAS you Ain't BLACK!

>> No.51673935

Buy more US Oil stocks or what?

>> No.51673938
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51673938

>futures

>> No.51673952

Previous >>51672288

>> No.51673954

>BUDDY LOOK AT NIKKEI COMPUTER

>> No.51673958
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51673958

SHIEETTTT NORDSTROM GOING BANKRUPT WHERE THEM GERMANS GONNA GET THEIR GASS???

>> No.51673961

fuck niggers and whoever turned on the fucking algo

>> No.51673962

>>51673952
Current: >>51673905

>> No.51673967

>>51673954
dishonorabre

>> No.51673969
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51673969

>SEEEEETHING

>> No.51673972

Why are apple futures down?

>> No.51673977
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>>51673961
the more they struggle, the more its going to hurt.

>> No.51673982
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>>51673416
how difficult is it to take out a personal loan? I wouldn't mind doing a rich dad loan

https://youtube.com/shorts/rsU83hK2HAw?feature=share

plus I think he might be right about stocks being for losers.

>> No.51673985

>>51673969
nooo you have to keep interest rates low so our houses appreciate astronomically forever!!!

>> No.51673992
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51673992

Daily reminder

>> No.51673993

>>51673969
I hate people so much.

>> No.51673998

>>51673926
You know what's even better than USD?
Treasuries.

Imagine getting paid more USD just to hold USD. It's kind of like staking crypto, but its literally risk free.

>> No.51674011

>>51673998
Sure, im just waiting a little bit to get into them. but that is 100% the move

>> No.51674019

>>51673998
yeah i mean sure you're still losing 4% to inflation but its better than losing 8%

>> No.51674027
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51674027

Who is going to short nordstrom tomorrow morning? Shit is going to get U--G---L---Y!!!!!

>> No.51674028
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>>51673535 #
>THEM GERMANS GO NEED GAS FO DEY KIDSSSS

fixed

>>51673958
>>51673958
>SHIEETTTT NORDSTROM GOING BANKRUPT WHERE DEM GERMANS GO GET DEY GASS?

Fixed

>> No.51674035
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51674035

>>51673977
idk they've been fucking struggling all year, and we havent hit one circuit breaker

>> No.51674036

>>51673998
>>51674019
if you buy at 4% does it automatically go up if it, lets say, spikes to 5% or soethihng? or do you need to buy new bonds to get 5%? the latter is what I assume

>> No.51674039
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>>51674028
You got dem phd in Ebonics!

>> No.51674051

>>51674039
BARACK YOU A

>> No.51674059
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>>51674027
Wait are people actually breaking into them right now? I can't tell what's parodies any longer.

>> No.51674060

>>51674028

Oh it's neck scarf guy again

>> No.51674069

i'd like to speak to a manager

>> No.51674075
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51674075

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wmWae0ijI

>> No.51674115

>>51674059
Yes, Americans (niggers) have destroyed the Nordstrom supply pipelines. They are now looting whats left

>> No.51674131

>>51673992

Groups like the wef are losing elections for globalists lol

>> No.51674149
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51674149

Coffee bobros?

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>>51674069
>i'd like to speak to a manager

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>>51674149
checked and coffee pilled

>> No.51674186

>>51673992
And this is why the US largely hasn't bought into the WEF agenda. We must be number 1.

>> No.51674191

>>51674149
Anyone else see a smiling duck pepe?

>> No.51674201

>>51674019
Well it seems the only way to beat inflation right now is to short the market, but surely you understand that short selling means obtaining even more US dollars, which could then also be put into treasuries.

>>51674036
When you buy you're locked in at that rate. So you do have duration risk if rates rise further. Some future hikes are priced into current rates.
You technically profit as long as you hold to maturity though. So if you buy a 6 month and hold for 6 months you'll make ~2% (which makes 4% annualized).
If you buy 10 year at 4% and then change your mind in 6 months when rates are 5% and the market's crashed though, you'd be looking at a 20% paper loss or so.

>> No.51674205

>>51674191
No I see a angry black dog named nini.

>> No.51674211

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAcYS-_8L2s

>> No.51674214
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>>51674115
How do we solve this problem? Honestly think the best way to solve it is to just get rid of welfare, foodstamps, free house for single mothers. And maybe make some way for them to have their own schools. That way they're contained and isolated from other groups. Honestly believe property values and economy would be in much better shape if their numbers were lowered.

>> No.51674219

>>51674201
thank you bond anon
btw its a fucking AI BLACK SWAN COFFEE BEAN SHIT
its getting out of control

>> No.51674224
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>>51674149
>coffee at midnight
I like your style

>> No.51674239

Is the 10 year yield ever gonna pull back or is it just gonna rise until the economy breaks?

>> No.51674244

>>51674201
>So you do have duration risk if rates rise further.
Did you know you have STD risk every time your faggot ass takes homeless dicks at the bus station?

>> No.51674248

>>51674239
I think the rise of the dollar is causing stocks to crash and stocks crashing are causing people to flock to bonds. but I dont know. all I know is get the fuck out of the stock market.

>> No.51674249

>>51674239
It was 25% in the 80s

>> No.51674253
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51674253

CREDIT SUISSE TO DEBIT SUISSE
R
E
D
I
T

>> No.51674262

>>51673972
See >>51672714

>> No.51674263

>>51674248
Bond yields go up when people sell them you FUCKING nigger

>> No.51674274

>>51674263
You mean when governments sell them?

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51674276

Boomer bobros, tomorrow will be blood red. Jerome is crashing this plane with no survivors. Rejoice! Let's dab on zoomers.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gjdLAsnR_Ws&feature=share

>> No.51674278

wtf is going on with futures

>> No.51674281
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>>51673905
I'm a cryptocuck but I've got a couple bear images to share for my stockfrens.

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>>51674278

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>>51674027
Honestly the ticker might get slammed by confused Boomers.

Really though, the short play is "anything that was hoping the pipeline would come back after the winter/when the war ends". Which is pretty much everything.

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>>51674278
Futures is partying like it's 1932.

>> No.51674295
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51674295

>>51674281

>> No.51674296

>>51674278
they be wilin

>> No.51674302

>>51673905
>shemitah turned out to be true

>> No.51674306

>>51674274
When no one wants to buy them*

>> No.51674314
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51674314

NASAQ drops 8% tomorrow.

Source: my ass
Second source: your mom is fat

>> No.51674321

>>51674314
>Second source: your mom is fat
checks out
how did he know

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>>51674253

>> No.51674345

watch out for apple though.
>apple crashes
>they announce buybacks eventually
play that swing

>> No.51674350

>>51674244
I don't think I can catch an STD without having sex.
However, I suppose the first ever transmission of each STD must've come from something other than sex.

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>>51674302
i tried to save the goyim, i really did. i spammed shemitah schizo shit, made multiple threads about it. i did this for you my precious goyim

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51674357

Do what a winner does, either you short or you hold. But don't fucking buy now. ESPECIALLY ANY HOUSE RELATED SECURITIES, in that case fucking sell

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51674361

Alright bros, do I dump every cent I have into SQQQ at start of early trading tomorrow? Or into AAPL puts at regular open?

>> No.51674363

Is war the only option for America to unfuck themselves? I don't see any alternatives

>> No.51674367

>>51674361
Tsla puts for November if you can afford it

>> No.51674373

>>51674361

AAPL is safe unless there is major global conflict. If there is a hot war, AAPL is in serious danger

>> No.51674375

>>51674363
Europe, not usa
Still too comfortable in murrica and the food keeps coming

>> No.51674383

>>51674253
Just waiting until they declare bankruptcy or an acquisition.

>> No.51674397

>>51674355
checked and thank you for your service

>> No.51674404

>>51674361
SQQQ is the smart safe option.

>> No.51674411

>>51674357
>short
closed most of my vix calls today even though they didn't pump.

is there anything decently priced that I can short with?

>> No.51674417

Great British Pound collapse ended up being a nothingburger.
Apple and yields will be a nothingburger. Its not a serious problem, just something the market will price in quickly.

>> No.51674429

>>51674411
Vix is probably the absolute worst instrument to short with in the entire market.

>> No.51674433

>>51674421
>% of money on gdp
that is such a midwit take I wont even bother responding to the rest of your statement. You are a complete fucking moron

>> No.51674436

>>51674248
Fyi bond yields go higher when sold, lower when bought. The high yields are driving the stock market lower.

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>>51674417
The market pricing in just flew over my portfolio. holy shit!

>> No.51674446

>>51674404
>>51674373
>>51674367
Thanks anons, good luck out there tomorrow

>> No.51674448

>>51674429
what if i think everything is just gonna settle down and we will all go back to normal

>> No.51674449

>>51674350
My point is that duration risk isn't a hypothetical "if rates rise further". It's a guarantee. Whether you're dealing with bills, notes, or bonds, rate hikes will continue to heem you.

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51674452

I think I got covid for first time. Give it to me straight smg, am I gonna die a virgin.

>> No.51674453

>Why Cathie Wood’s ARK thinks the time is ripe for new venture capital fund — and is working on ways to give access to financial advisers

and people will gobble it up like a freshly baked turd

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>futures

>> No.51674455
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>>51674411
>closed most of my vix calls today even though they didn't pump.
you were absolutely too late for vix bro

>is there anything decently priced that I can short with?
calls on spxs and sqqq, I've done nothing but that since the day before the fomc and it's printing money.

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>>51674361
>do I dump every cent I have into SQQQ at start of early trading tomorrow?
Holy shit no. At this point you should wait in cash for a potential long entry. The short trade is already a bit run out. By that I don't mean the bear market is coming to an end, just that this leg might be soonish. The risk of a bear market rally is high.

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>>51674436
I am SO CONFUSED. If people are selling stocks to buy bonds, but bond % go up when sold, why aren't bond % go down because bonds bought up? Just make a /bmg/ at this point.

>> No.51674468

>>51674452
no thankfully you got vaccinated and have kept up with all 4 boosters so you are at no risk of contracting, transmitting, or dying from covid

>> No.51674471
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>>51674438
>>51674417
>top KEK

>> No.51674472
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>>51674461
people are selling bonds, and stocks. and staying in defensives, or cash. thats why the USD is so strong, its an asset, and its in a bubble currently.

>> No.51674474

>>51674461
Because there's way more selling pressure from the Fed (doing their QT thing) and the Bank of Japan (desperately liquidating their reserves so they have dollars to buy yen to prevent their currency from collapsing even more).

>> No.51674475

>>51674448
ever heard the phrase "new normal"?

>> No.51674476

>>51674448
Shorting the vix through uvxy is a safe bet 99% of the time

>> No.51674479

>>51674453
nobody gobbles freshly baked turds. i can see what you tried to say but you used english wrong. you should have said
>people will gobble it up like doritos and mountain dew but theyll find its only a freshly baked turd.

>> No.51674484

>>51674476
yes naked calls are good
actual short selling is a little dangerous but not if you wait for a large spike

>> No.51674490

>>51674461
People are selling stocks for USD, not bonds. USD is the only safe trade right now. No one is buying bonds because of the uncertainty of how high the yields might go. The higher the yields go the closer we get to a disaster.

>> No.51674496

>>51674484
Just don't go overboard on leverage.

>> No.51674505

>>51674452
No. Drink lots of gatorade and stop being a whiney faggot.

>> No.51674509

>>51674454
needs a mumu edit where the lizard is a stack of benjamins kek

>> No.51674516

>>51674249
Feels bad we're never gonna get 15% or more bond yields like the boomers in the 80s

>> No.51674526
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>>51674454
America has no future.

>> No.51674538

>>51674457
tbf this tho. this current rout in futures is a bear blessing. there might be -3-5% further downside max. but then we're going to rip, macro doomer outlook be damned. SPX 3k will still happen by eoy but bulls need their relief bounce first.

>> No.51674548

>>51674455
>you were absolutely too late for vix bro

I opened these calls back in August. early August

>> No.51674549

>>51674452
The first day I had Covid I had a headache, felt really cold, and my throat and joints hurt, and I exercise 3 days a week. Might be worse if you're a fat fuck

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51674551

>>51674490
>respect mah authoritah

>> No.51674552

>>51674355
I'll buy some children's ashes in your honor

>> No.51674560

>>51674516
Oh we absolutely will. However CPI will be 25% at that point.

>> No.51674580

>>51674538
We just had a 3 month long relief bounce. Where the fuck were you?

>> No.51674591

i'm starting to understand the forrest tiger schizo
>>51674538
go ahead and buy anon. We will see who catches the falling knife

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>>51674479

>> No.51674616
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51674616

bedtime but...god damn...one last
>FUTES

>> No.51674618

Comfy knowing the market will continue to drop tommorow

Hope my puts earn enough to buy me a house in cash by spring

Goodnight bros

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>>51674591
>go ahead and buy anon. We will see who catches the falling knife
yeah see the thing is there is a difference between not a safe spot to short and a good time to buy. I would call this an unsafe spot to short. Buy signal requires some other stuff to happen first for confirmation, making it a reasonable entry. That is not now. And yep it would be a knife catch right here.

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>FUTU-ACK!!!

>> No.51674670

>>51674618
Good luck, lad. Hopefully tomorrow isn't haunted by the ghosts of bog.

>> No.51674679

What makes futas so hot bros

>> No.51674688

>>51673969
Oh god imagine, a 20year contract that binds you

>> No.51674707
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51674707

the market is going to bottom. and im going to buy soxl for 1 dollar.

>> No.51674766

Is there anywhere that let's me trade options pre market?

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>>51674707
>Soxl for 1 dollar
I would cum so hard bros

>> No.51674798

>>51674766
Get out

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>>51674771
>youre gonna buy the generational bottom

it feels so good bros

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>>51674679
>What makes futas so hot bros
Your lifelong porn addiction, you mentally ill coomer.

>> No.51674821

futures are really red huh

>> No.51674824

3000 SP500 in September 2022.

>> No.51674835

>>51674821
red Futas = green Day confirmed

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Look, some of you /cashgang/ guys are ok... Don't come to the stock market tomorrow. It's going to be a /gif/ ruined holes thread...

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51674849

>>51674835
according to this, nasdaq will crab, spy and dji will dump

>> No.51674850

Darkie darkting speed running economic downturn

>> No.51674857

Complete blooooooooooodbath tomorrow and it’s only Wednesday. Nobody will want to hold into the weekend on the eve of ww3.
Mumus at this point are only biden voting retards

>> No.51674859

>>51674449
Agreed. I wouldn't touch 10y right now. 3-6m t-bills are pretty solid though. You're getting paid decently right now, and as rates rise you can roll and get paid more if the situation hasn't changed.

>> No.51674928

>>51674314
Kek I posted this image not too long ago. I like her shoes.

I'm about to straddle the shit out of SAVA

>> No.51674934

Musk insider here
CT delayed to 2024, even 2025 if it happens at all.
Fleet sales to meet delivery numbers this quarter. Customers will refund if they can't sell.
Pump soon so Musk can sell shares for TWTR. There is growing acceptance that he will lose the case.
MUSK INSIDER OUT

>> No.51674939

NIGGA

>> No.51674963 [DELETED] 
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>FUTURES

>> No.51674981

>>51674963
Uh oh! Where is janny?

>> No.51674993

>>51674963
lovely cunt

>> No.51675004

It's gonna be green tomorrow isn't it

>> No.51675009
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>>51674981
Xhe's slurping that creampie

>> No.51675020
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51675020

>>51674963

>> No.51675031
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51675031

>>51674963

>> No.51675037

>>51674963
Wtf did I just watch and what is that thing? Looks like a prop from a zombie movie

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>>51674981

>> No.51675050

>>51675004
I feel like this is it. I'm staying out until next year so I can sleep at night

>> No.51675051
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>>51675045
It looks like poopy.

>> No.51675071
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so much for >futures
looks like im not getting a good nights sleep afterall

>> No.51675075
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51675075

>mfw I get my work bonus ($25,000) in 2-3 days
I am going to buy so much fucking soxl bros, what amazing timing with the bear market and all.

>> No.51675077

Should i short oil ?

>> No.51675079

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2010, THE US 10-YR TREASURY YIELD HAS RISEN TO 4%

>> No.51675083

>>51675037
Around here that is called a man

>> No.51675087

>>51675077
The guys who said that oil's going down until the dollar gets weaker might be right. You could get caught on the bad end of a trend though

>> No.51675091

>>51675079
so what?

>> No.51675102
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51675102

>>51675079
It was 4% yesterday. Keep up faggot.

>> No.51675104

Sava closed at $46 and shot to$52after hours. I'm opening a straddle tmr

>> No.51675117

shouldn't shorting dax be a safe bet now with germans having no pipes?

>> No.51675154

>>51675117
The problem is that the DAX is usually traded in Euro. For the DAX to go down significantly the Euro needs to get stronger, which is not a given, because the ECB might pivot at some point to save the Euro from breaking up.

That being said, I think it still has a long way to go down. So yes, I would short it. Just make sure to close your position once you have made a nice profit.

>> No.51675171

How many people visit /smg/ every day ?

>> No.51675173
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51675173

BLUE APRON CHADS$APRN
WTFWT

>> No.51675180

im confident biden will save the market he always does

>> No.51675192

>>51675171
ALL ME BABEYYYY

>> No.51675210

>>51675171
sub-machine-gun general is one of my favourite threads

>> No.51675214

Someone hacked, Apple news, somehow or a website that posts through Apple news and put out a message that said “Nigger’s tongue, my anus”
I am not joking

>> No.51675220
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51675220

>>51675079
TRADER was right!

>> No.51675221
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>>51675171
Only when I allow myself to feel pain.

>> No.51675222

>>51675214
You got any screenshots

>> No.51675223

>>51675171
I get my financial news from you guys

>> No.51675229

>>51675222
No but saw it pol somewhere, here is a source too
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/hackers-hijack-fast-company-send-obscene-push-alert-through-apple-news-11664331724?cx_testId=22&cx_testVariant=cx_1&cx_artPos=8&mod=home-page-cx#cxrecs_s

>> No.51675236

Buying equinor in 30 min

>> No.51675242

>>51673992
The great reset will be monetization of the US debt Weimar-style after a default.

>> No.51675248

>>51675236
Eh i pumped hard yesterday, i think it will dump first

>> No.51675255

>>51675229
I have an iphone but I don't have any of the news stuff so I didn't get the message =(

would've made me laff/10

>> No.51675264

>>51675236
EQNR are the ones who sabotaged that pipeline.

>> No.51675270

>>51674249
that would be fucking apocalyptic at these debt levels

>> No.51675275

Here's a dumb one
How do I track what happens to Apple on the euro exchange when they open?

>> No.51675298
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51675298

>>51674249
why do retards in this dogshit website post easily looked up information that's completely wrong?

>> No.51675304

>Biden sharts on stage live
>10 year yield 10x moass
>SOXL delisted on opening
>digits

>> No.51675321

>>51675248
Isn't the euro exchange different though?

>> No.51675367

>>51675304

When is Biden going to come out on stage in a dress and declare he is Trans?

>> No.51675377

literally everything is red. not looking good

>> No.51675379
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51675379

how much longer until I can purchase a yuro mail order bride?

>> No.51675393

>>51675367
Digits say Thursday market closing

>> No.51675425

>>51675379
You already can

>> No.51675435

>>51675079
10 yr yield to the 2000 high before the boom!

>> No.51675445

>>51674580
We just had a 1.5 month down leg moron. I agree with prior op that we will get a bear market rally soon.

>> No.51675449
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>futures

https://youtu.be/B6hAGk6s20E

Boy fucking howdy markets are getting raped this week KEK

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>>51675425
Where? I want a big tiddy ginger/redhead nympho gf who looks just like Faye Reagan and has an Irish accent.

>> No.51675459

>>51674457
What if you're mostly in uranium and metals miners though. Should you sell out and wait in cash?

>> No.51675466

>>51675275
ETR:APC

>> No.51675479
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>>51675459
I don't know enough about commodities to have an opinion. That's a whole different ballgame.

>> No.51675495

7 red days

>> No.51675507
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51675507

US treasuries are getting fucked up big time and housing mortgage is over 7% already.

Jesus, could this be it? The beginning of the Great Depression 2.0?

>> No.51675510

>>51675459
i think we'll be dip, great buying opportunity.

>> No.51675515

>>51675298
To punish those who are to lazy to do the work

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51675518

>futures

>> No.51675520

>>51675507
You will own nothing and be happy

>> No.51675531
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>> No.51675574

NIGGER ASS JEW MOTHERFUCKING KIKE COONING IN THIS THREAD FUCK YOUR MOTHERS A WHORE PIG FUCKING GORILLA NIGGER WHORE MOTHER FUCKING KIKE NIGGER APE NIGGER
JEW PARASITIC BABBOON PORCH MONKEY NIGGER FAGGOT KIKES MOTHERFUCKING NIGGERS

>> No.51675585

Ok why is equinor dropping when nordstream fucking blew up?
I should just quit nothing makes sense anymore

>> No.51675596

>>51675585
7 red days for spy. Its fucking over, everything. Thats why.

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>>51675574
do you feel better now

>> No.51675598

>>51675449
>this week
this week?
this entire fucking year dude

>> No.51675614

>>51675597
honestly no.

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>>51675596
>mfw tomorrow it's so over that SQQQ and TQQQ both somehow go deep red

>> No.51675627

>>51675585
Crude oil -2%

>> No.51675662

>>51675596
>>51675627
Red days are red ok valid reasoning
Europe being left entirely reliant on norwegian oil & gas is not actually bullish for norway just brilliant love it

>> No.51675665
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51675665

The bear and the bull.

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51675674

>>51675665
the sea is angry. i'm very concerned.

>> No.51675691

>>51673905
I hate AAPL so much bros

>> No.51675726
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51675726

in 20 minutes we are heemed

>> No.51675727

>>51674849
Stop spreading this autistic meme

>> No.51675735

>lets raise interest rates so much that we duxk the economy and people still end up net negative. Oh btw the reason we have to raise rates is because of our mismanagement.
I hate americans

>> No.51675748

>>51675662
Both pipelines were not used as of late

>> No.51675803

I will be in my hyperbolic time chamber while I wait for US markets to open. can't wait to see the bloodbath to begin lmao

https://youtu.be/WUU4NO8S6ks

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51675812

So. The futures are red. Any thoughts about that?

>> No.51675816

the dollar has a fever. when it comes down, we'll have a bull market again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c

>> No.51675827

>>51675816
Why would it come down? EUR, YEN, YUAN, and GBP are all being slowly ground into paste.

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>>51675827
because i have a superpower, any chart i look at long enough breaks down hard.

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>be me
>work shit construction job that only gets me $1500 a week
>want to make enough money to retire without killing myself at work
>come home every day completely spent, try to learn about the stock market and begin investing
>make almost a thousand dollars in the first year with what little capital i had to invest
>covid happens
>the past 2 years happens
>don't have enough mental energy after work to keep up with all this economic stuff, regularly sleep 12+ hours on weekend days as a result just to recover my energy
>i'm 20% down
>mfw i don't know what to do
>"haha you just have to work hard to be wealthy, anon!"
i'm so tired bros
i'm so tired and stupid

>> No.51675877
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>>51675864
guess what, when the market bottoms, yields peak, vix spikes, and people jump out of buildings, its your chance to buy SOXL at the bottom. we are so close

>> No.51675890

>>51675864
Stupid people DCA into index funds and never look at their folio.
>t. am stupid

>> No.51675895

>>51675864
>1500 a week
>6k per month
Shut the fuck up. You're making great money. Sell your overpriced house, car, and useless crap if you need more money to invest. If push comes to shove, just quit your job and embrace the cyberhobo lifestyle.

>> No.51675896

>>51675748
I know that but this confirms they never will be
It should be a big deal but I guess not

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>>51675895
>Sell your overpriced house
i live at home with my parents

>> No.51675907

>>51674934
>Pump soon so Musk can sell shares for TWTR. There is growing acceptance that he will lose the case.
Pretty funny that it's still $42. Less than a month to go and still nearly 30% return in free money that people are just ignoring.

>> No.51675909

>>51675864
same boat,
short forex, long usd, convert profit into physical silver. then from physical silver into new cbdc's.

get an air pod and listen to podcasts while you work.
i recommend francis hunt.
good luck
and remember labouring is king.

>> No.51675919

>>51675907
dont forget its possible they settle at a lower price.

>> No.51675946

>>51675896
I dont think people really understand it (yet), especially germs, dax is red but not as much as it should be

>> No.51675964

>>51675864
Wish I could make 1500 a week

>> No.51675969

>>51675864
1500 / 40 = 37.5
thirty seven dollars an hour? and you're bitching? go work the shitty mcdonalds in the city with the fat bitch manager Shaniqua for 15 an hour and then talk. some people would be happy to even have THAT.

>> No.51675972

>>51675946
all the smart germans immigrated to the us or died in war

>> No.51675988

>>51675662
Maybe it has something to do with the EU planning to tax the shit out of energy companies

>> No.51676025

>>51675574
very nice

>> No.51676030

>>51675988
Maybe. I'm torn between shorting dax and longing energy because of this.

>> No.51676035

>>51676030
Im short x2 on dax since last week, up 20%

Will probably hold a few more weeks

>> No.51676048

Short is such an easy play...

>> No.51676057

>another dxy pump market dump day

>> No.51676082

>>51675969
>1500 / 40 = 37.5
i don't do 40 hours a week
i usually do about 50-60

>> No.51676145

>>51675877
>when people are jumping off of buildings
They already are, check BBBY, we're close bros

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any lithium man in?

>> No.51676205

any bros in NOC?

>> No.51676236
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6 month treasury nearing 4%

>> No.51676249

>“This is just true carnage in equities unlike anything we’ve seen since the Financial Crisis or the Dot Com bust,” the analysts wrote, referring to the bear market that accompanied the housing crisis in 2007-2009 and the bursting of the dot-com bubble in the early 2000s, respectively.

>> No.51676262

>>51673905
Should I capitulate and liquidate all my holdings? 10Y showing no signs of stopping. Boomer ETF mass liquidations not happened yet/.

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51676272

>>51675735
that is how the jew ponzi works yes

>> No.51676274

10Y > 4%

AKTUNG ALARM!

>> No.51676281

>>51676262
Yes. It's dropping until at least November elections

>> No.51676298

>>51675864
i made $50k and then lost $70k.

>> No.51676317

>>51676262
please do, the sooner retail sells the faster we can go back up

>> No.51676320

lmao even normies on youtube are panicking over the shit happening in the markets right now

https://youtu.be/WH-wyXmZKZI

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>>51674357
opinion ignored buying more

>> No.51676355
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51676355

Yields...

>> No.51676373

>>51675907
the question isnt if he's gonna lose, its if he's gonna do specific performance or if he's gonna pay 5% of that as a severance fee

>> No.51676376

What do you guys think of Africa Oil Corp. AOI.TO? They even make money and pay dividends. It looks like a sleeper. I am thinking of buying in with $10k.

>> No.51676396

fucking nigger powel is going to end up destroying the entire world economy the faggot

>> No.51676400

>>51676376
RIP Gadaffi bro

>> No.51676401

>>51676320
its fucking over

>> No.51676413

I just woke up
>USDCNH 7.27
>10y cracked 4
>30y closing to 4
>futures down 1.5%
What happened?

>> No.51676433

>>51676413
ITS FUCKING OVER OK

>> No.51676451

>>51676433
it was over yesterday too and we opened up 1.4%

>> No.51676457

>>51676451
WE CLOSED NEGATIVE

>> No.51676466
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51676466

this market action looks pretty unstable if you ask me

>> No.51676493

Test

>> No.51676495

>UK 30 year >5%
hahahaha it's all fucked
Also, USDJPY nearing the level where BoJ intervened, will they go for it again? How many times do they have left?

>> No.51676499

vix looks dangerous

>> No.51676501

>>51676466
Fuck I love seeing charts like this. Severe volatility gets me rock fucking hard.

>> No.51676502

lmao UK is getting heemed with margin calls

https://www.risk.net/derivatives/7954682/uk-pensions-hit-with-ps100m-margin-calls-as-gilts-and-sterling-slide

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51676513

>up 46% from my NVDA shorts

>> No.51676519

Why are futures falling? I don't get it, even hard times usually have one green day about now

>> No.51676525

>>51676502
Why are pension funds using margin

>> No.51676526
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51676526

Italy seems interesting. Market seems to be calling the ECB bluff. How will the ECB react if it might go out of hand?

>> No.51676527

>>51676519
Because Shemitah is over anon

>> No.51676530

Long EUR Short USD

simple

>> No.51676554

>>51676530
i wouldnt bet against the dollar yet, yen, yuan, euro and pound have a ways to go

>> No.51676558

>>51676530
lol, wait for the Euro to crash

>> No.51676563

>>51676530
EUR is oversold and should bounce a bit, but it's in a clear down trend for month and I wouldn't want to be long in something that could break that easily.

>> No.51676572

>>51676558
it's 30% undervalued

>> No.51676591

>>51676530
post your positions right now

>> No.51676603

>>51676572
>no stable energy source going into winter for the next decade
>possibly out of Russian NG for good
>massive structural imbalances between north and south stressing EU
>average inflation 10%
It's massively overvalued. Just look at Germany's PMI year to date

>> No.51676639

>>51676525
Read the Talmud.

>> No.51676664
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51676664

>its at hecking 4%

>> No.51676711

>>51676525
Oh vey stop questioning

>> No.51676743

Where did that huge green candle come from?

>> No.51676752

>BoE doing YCC
it's starting to happen bros

>> No.51676757
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51676757

FUCK HOHOLS
FUCK VATNIGGERS
FUCK BANKERS
I WILL NEVER EVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS A LOST DECADE

>> No.51676792

what the fuck is going on with futures

>> No.51676803

>>51676792
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPLY TO PEOPLE SAYING ITS OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51676821

>>51676792
Down less than a percent and recovering.

>> No.51676822
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51676822

I'm a buyer of AMD at $60 and you can't stop me :^)

>> No.51676866
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51676866

BoE Pivot

Is this bullish or bearish

>> No.51676887

>>51676792
apple slows iphone making that sparked a selloff

>> No.51676910

>>51676466
expect China PBOC to intervene like they did at 7.000 level in 2015 and 2018

>> No.51676917

SHOULD I LONG OIL ?

>> No.51677028

Powell is a fucking nigger. He is about to implode the economy based on past data for no reason other than muh inflation. Enjoying diving on a recession (or depression) orchastrated by none other than the Fed.

>> No.51677038

bros im tempted to make an investment on 6 months gym time.

>>51676917
there is a lot of fuckery going on in oil so dunno

>> No.51677050

merge to this newer bread retards don't push both

>>51673906

>>51673906

>>51673906

>> No.51677058
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51677058

OOOOOOOOO BOBOFAGS TIME TO ROPE

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