/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51673905]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Suzuya
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Bear Market Barries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.51673926]

You will be a USD chad and you will be happy.

[Anonymous No.51673931]

If you support the use of GAS you Ain't BLACK!

[Anonymous No.51673935]

Buy more US Oil stocks or what?

[Anonymous No.51673938]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51673952]

Previous >>51672288

[Anonymous No.51673954]

>BUDDY LOOK AT NIKKEI COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.51673958]

SHIEETTTT NORDSTROM GOING BANKRUPT WHERE THEM GERMANS GONNA GET THEIR GASS???

[Anonymous No.51673961]

fuck niggers and whoever turned on the fucking algo

[Anonymous No.51673962]

>>51673952
Current: >>51673905

[Anonymous No.51673967]

>>51673954
dishonorabre

[Anonymous No.51673969]

>SEEEEETHING

[Anonymous No.51673972]

Why are apple futures down?

[Anonymous No.51673977]

>>51673961
the more they struggle, the more its going to hurt.

[Anonymous No.51673982]

>>51673416
how difficult is it to take out a personal loan? I wouldn't mind doing a rich dad loan

https://youtube.com/shorts/rsU83hK2HAw?feature=share

plus I think he might be right about stocks being for losers.

[Anonymous No.51673985]

>>51673969
nooo you have to keep interest rates low so our houses appreciate astronomically forever!!!

[Anonymous No.51673992]

Daily reminder

[Anonymous No.51673993]

>>51673969
I hate people so much.

[Anonymous No.51673998]

>>51673926
You know what's even better than USD?
Treasuries.

Imagine getting paid more USD just to hold USD. It's kind of like staking crypto, but its literally risk free.

[Anonymous No.51674011]

>>51673998
Sure, im just waiting a little bit to get into them. but that is 100% the move

[Anonymous No.51674019]

>>51673998
yeah i mean sure you're still losing 4% to inflation but its better than losing 8%

[Anonymous No.51674027]

Who is going to short nordstrom tomorrow morning? Shit is going to get U--G---L---Y!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51674028]

>>51673535 #
>THEM GERMANS GO NEED GAS FO DEY KIDSSSS

fixed

>>51673958
>>51673958
>SHIEETTTT NORDSTROM GOING BANKRUPT WHERE DEM GERMANS GO GET DEY GASS?

Fixed

[Anonymous No.51674035]

>>51673977
idk they've been fucking struggling all year, and we havent hit one circuit breaker

[Anonymous No.51674036]

>>51673998
>>51674019
if you buy at 4% does it automatically go up if it, lets say, spikes to 5% or soethihng? or do you need to buy new bonds to get 5%? the latter is what I assume

[Anonymous No.51674039]

>>51674028
You got dem phd in Ebonics!

[Anonymous No.51674051]

>>51674039
BARACK YOU A

[Anonymous No.51674059]

>>51674027
Wait are people actually breaking into them right now? I can't tell what's parodies any longer.

[Anonymous No.51674060]

>>51674028

Oh it's neck scarf guy again

[Anonymous No.51674069]

i'd like to speak to a manager

[Anonymous No.51674075]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wmWae0ijI

[Anonymous No.51674115]

>>51674059
Yes, Americans (niggers) have destroyed the Nordstrom supply pipelines. They are now looting whats left

[Anonymous No.51674131]

>>51673992

Groups like the wef are losing elections for globalists lol

[Anonymous No.51674149]

Coffee bobros?

[Anonymous No.51674169]

>>51674069
>i'd like to speak to a manager

[Anonymous No.51674171]

>>51674149
checked and coffee pilled

[Anonymous No.51674186]

>>51673992
And this is why the US largely hasn't bought into the WEF agenda. We must be number 1.

[Anonymous No.51674191]

>>51674149
Anyone else see a smiling duck pepe?

[Anonymous No.51674201]

>>51674019
Well it seems the only way to beat inflation right now is to short the market, but surely you understand that short selling means obtaining even more US dollars, which could then also be put into treasuries.

>>51674036
When you buy you're locked in at that rate. So you do have duration risk if rates rise further. Some future hikes are priced into current rates.
You technically profit as long as you hold to maturity though. So if you buy a 6 month and hold for 6 months you'll make ~2% (which makes 4% annualized).
If you buy 10 year at 4% and then change your mind in 6 months when rates are 5% and the market's crashed though, you'd be looking at a 20% paper loss or so.

[Anonymous No.51674205]

>>51674191
No I see a angry black dog named nini.

[Anonymous No.51674211]

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAcYS-_8L2s

[Anonymous No.51674214]

>>51674115
How do we solve this problem? Honestly think the best way to solve it is to just get rid of welfare, foodstamps, free house for single mothers. And maybe make some way for them to have their own schools. That way they're contained and isolated from other groups. Honestly believe property values and economy would be in much better shape if their numbers were lowered.

[Anonymous No.51674219]

>>51674201
thank you bond anon
btw its a fucking AI BLACK SWAN COFFEE BEAN SHIT
its getting out of control

[Anonymous No.51674224]

>>51674149
>coffee at midnight
I like your style

[Anonymous No.51674239]

Is the 10 year yield ever gonna pull back or is it just gonna rise until the economy breaks?

[Anonymous No.51674244]

>>51674201
>So you do have duration risk if rates rise further.
Did you know you have STD risk every time your faggot ass takes homeless dicks at the bus station?

[Anonymous No.51674248]

>>51674239
I think the rise of the dollar is causing stocks to crash and stocks crashing are causing people to flock to bonds. but I dont know. all I know is get the fuck out of the stock market.

[Anonymous No.51674249]

>>51674239
It was 25% in the 80s

[Anonymous No.51674253]

CREDIT SUISSE TO DEBIT SUISSE
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[Anonymous No.51674262]

>>51673972
See >>51672714

[Anonymous No.51674263]

>>51674248
Bond yields go up when people sell them you FUCKING nigger

[Anonymous No.51674274]

>>51674263
You mean when governments sell them?

[Anonymous No.51674276]

Boomer bobros, tomorrow will be blood red. Jerome is crashing this plane with no survivors. Rejoice! Let's dab on zoomers.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gjdLAsnR_Ws&feature=share

[Anonymous No.51674278]

wtf is going on with futures

[Anonymous No.51674281]

>>51673905
I'm a cryptocuck but I've got a couple bear images to share for my stockfrens.

[Anonymous No.51674290]

>>51674278

[Anonymous No.51674293]

>>51674027
Honestly the ticker might get slammed by confused Boomers.

Really though, the short play is "anything that was hoping the pipeline would come back after the winter/when the war ends". Which is pretty much everything.

[Anonymous No.51674294]

>>51674278
Futures is partying like it's 1932.

[Anonymous No.51674295]

>>51674281

[Anonymous No.51674296]

>>51674278
they be wilin

[Anonymous No.51674302]

>>51673905
>shemitah turned out to be true

[Anonymous No.51674306]

>>51674274
When no one wants to buy them*

[Anonymous No.51674314]

NASAQ drops 8% tomorrow.

Source: my ass
Second source: your mom is fat

[Anonymous No.51674321]

>>51674314
>Second source: your mom is fat
checks out
how did he know

[Anonymous No.51674331]

>>51674253

[Anonymous No.51674345]

watch out for apple though.
>apple crashes
>they announce buybacks eventually
play that swing

[Anonymous No.51674350]

>>51674244
I don't think I can catch an STD without having sex.
However, I suppose the first ever transmission of each STD must've come from something other than sex.

[Anonymous No.51674355]

>>51674302
i tried to save the goyim, i really did. i spammed shemitah schizo shit, made multiple threads about it. i did this for you my precious goyim

[Anonymous No.51674357]

Do what a winner does, either you short or you hold. But don't fucking buy now. ESPECIALLY ANY HOUSE RELATED SECURITIES, in that case fucking sell

[Anonymous No.51674361]

Alright bros, do I dump every cent I have into SQQQ at start of early trading tomorrow? Or into AAPL puts at regular open?

[Anonymous No.51674363]

Is war the only option for America to unfuck themselves? I don't see any alternatives

[Anonymous No.51674367]

>>51674361
Tsla puts for November if you can afford it

[Anonymous No.51674373]

>>51674361

AAPL is safe unless there is major global conflict. If there is a hot war, AAPL is in serious danger

[Anonymous No.51674375]

>>51674363
Europe, not usa
Still too comfortable in murrica and the food keeps coming

[Anonymous No.51674383]

>>51674253
Just waiting until they declare bankruptcy or an acquisition.

[Anonymous No.51674397]

>>51674355
checked and thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.51674404]

>>51674361
SQQQ is the smart safe option.

[Anonymous No.51674411]

>>51674357
>short
closed most of my vix calls today even though they didn't pump.

is there anything decently priced that I can short with?

[Anonymous No.51674417]

Great British Pound collapse ended up being a nothingburger.
Apple and yields will be a nothingburger. Its not a serious problem, just something the market will price in quickly.

[Anonymous No.51674429]

>>51674411
Vix is probably the absolute worst instrument to short with in the entire market.

[Anonymous No.51674433]

>>51674421
>% of money on gdp
that is such a midwit take I wont even bother responding to the rest of your statement. You are a complete fucking moron

[Anonymous No.51674436]

>>51674248
Fyi bond yields go higher when sold, lower when bought. The high yields are driving the stock market lower.

[Anonymous No.51674438]

>>51674417
The market pricing in just flew over my portfolio. holy shit!

[Anonymous No.51674446]

>>51674404
>>51674373
>>51674367
Thanks anons, good luck out there tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51674448]

>>51674429
what if i think everything is just gonna settle down and we will all go back to normal

[Anonymous No.51674449]

>>51674350
My point is that duration risk isn't a hypothetical "if rates rise further". It's a guarantee. Whether you're dealing with bills, notes, or bonds, rate hikes will continue to heem you.

[Anonymous No.51674452]

I think I got covid for first time. Give it to me straight smg, am I gonna die a virgin.

[Anonymous No.51674453]

>Why Cathie Wood’s ARK thinks the time is ripe for new venture capital fund — and is working on ways to give access to financial advisers

and people will gobble it up like a freshly baked turd

[Anonymous No.51674454]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51674455]

>>51674411
>closed most of my vix calls today even though they didn't pump.
you were absolutely too late for vix bro

>is there anything decently priced that I can short with?
calls on spxs and sqqq, I've done nothing but that since the day before the fomc and it's printing money.

[Anonymous No.51674457]

>>51674361
>do I dump every cent I have into SQQQ at start of early trading tomorrow?
Holy shit no. At this point you should wait in cash for a potential long entry. The short trade is already a bit run out. By that I don't mean the bear market is coming to an end, just that this leg might be soonish. The risk of a bear market rally is high.

[Anonymous No.51674461]

>>51674436
I am SO CONFUSED. If people are selling stocks to buy bonds, but bond % go up when sold, why aren't bond % go down because bonds bought up? Just make a /bmg/ at this point.

[Anonymous No.51674468]

>>51674452
no thankfully you got vaccinated and have kept up with all 4 boosters so you are at no risk of contracting, transmitting, or dying from covid

[Anonymous No.51674471]

>>51674438
>>51674417
>top KEK

[Anonymous No.51674472]

>>51674461
people are selling bonds, and stocks. and staying in defensives, or cash. thats why the USD is so strong, its an asset, and its in a bubble currently.

[Anonymous No.51674474]

>>51674461
Because there's way more selling pressure from the Fed (doing their QT thing) and the Bank of Japan (desperately liquidating their reserves so they have dollars to buy yen to prevent their currency from collapsing even more).

[Anonymous No.51674475]

>>51674448
ever heard the phrase "new normal"?

[Anonymous No.51674476]

>>51674448
Shorting the vix through uvxy is a safe bet 99% of the time

[Anonymous No.51674479]

>>51674453
nobody gobbles freshly baked turds. i can see what you tried to say but you used english wrong. you should have said
>people will gobble it up like doritos and mountain dew but theyll find its only a freshly baked turd.

[Anonymous No.51674484]

>>51674476
yes naked calls are good
actual short selling is a little dangerous but not if you wait for a large spike

[Anonymous No.51674490]

>>51674461
People are selling stocks for USD, not bonds. USD is the only safe trade right now. No one is buying bonds because of the uncertainty of how high the yields might go. The higher the yields go the closer we get to a disaster.

[Anonymous No.51674496]

>>51674484
Just don't go overboard on leverage.

[Anonymous No.51674505]

>>51674452
No. Drink lots of gatorade and stop being a whiney faggot.

[Anonymous No.51674509]

>>51674454
needs a mumu edit where the lizard is a stack of benjamins kek

[Anonymous No.51674516]

>>51674249
Feels bad we're never gonna get 15% or more bond yields like the boomers in the 80s

[Anonymous No.51674526]

>>51674454
America has no future.

[Anonymous No.51674538]

>>51674457
tbf this tho. this current rout in futures is a bear blessing. there might be -3-5% further downside max. but then we're going to rip, macro doomer outlook be damned. SPX 3k will still happen by eoy but bulls need their relief bounce first.

[Anonymous No.51674548]

>>51674455
>you were absolutely too late for vix bro

I opened these calls back in August. early August

[Anonymous No.51674549]

>>51674452
The first day I had Covid I had a headache, felt really cold, and my throat and joints hurt, and I exercise 3 days a week. Might be worse if you're a fat fuck

[Anonymous No.51674551]

>>51674490
>respect mah authoritah

[Anonymous No.51674552]

>>51674355
I'll buy some children's ashes in your honor

[Anonymous No.51674560]

>>51674516
Oh we absolutely will. However CPI will be 25% at that point.

[Anonymous No.51674580]

>>51674538
We just had a 3 month long relief bounce. Where the fuck were you?

[Anonymous No.51674591]

i'm starting to understand the forrest tiger schizo
>>51674538
go ahead and buy anon. We will see who catches the falling knife

[Anonymous No.51674603]

>>51674479

[Anonymous No.51674616]

bedtime but...god damn...one last
>FUTES

[Anonymous No.51674618]

Comfy knowing the market will continue to drop tommorow

Hope my puts earn enough to buy me a house in cash by spring

Goodnight bros

[Anonymous No.51674661]

>>51674591
>go ahead and buy anon. We will see who catches the falling knife
yeah see the thing is there is a difference between not a safe spot to short and a good time to buy. I would call this an unsafe spot to short. Buy signal requires some other stuff to happen first for confirmation, making it a reasonable entry. That is not now. And yep it would be a knife catch right here.

[Anonymous No.51674668]

>FUTU-ACK!!!

[Anonymous No.51674670]

>>51674618
Good luck, lad. Hopefully tomorrow isn't haunted by the ghosts of bog.

[Anonymous No.51674679]

What makes futas so hot bros

[Anonymous No.51674688]

>>51673969
Oh god imagine, a 20year contract that binds you

[Anonymous No.51674707]

the market is going to bottom. and im going to buy soxl for 1 dollar.

[Anonymous No.51674766]

Is there anywhere that let's me trade options pre market?

[Anonymous No.51674771]

>>51674707
>Soxl for 1 dollar
I would cum so hard bros

[Anonymous No.51674798]

>>51674766
Get out

[Anonymous No.51674803]

>>51674771
>youre gonna buy the generational bottom

it feels so good bros

[Anonymous No.51674808]

>>51674679
>What makes futas so hot bros
Your lifelong porn addiction, you mentally ill coomer.

[Anonymous No.51674821]

futures are really red huh

[Jealous No.51674824]

3000 SP500 in September 2022.

[Anonymous No.51674835]

>>51674821
red Futas = green Day confirmed

[Anonymous No.51674840]

Look, some of you /cashgang/ guys are ok... Don't come to the stock market tomorrow. It's going to be a /gif/ ruined holes thread...

[Anonymous No.51674849]

>>51674835
according to this, nasdaq will crab, spy and dji will dump

[Anonymous No.51674850]

Darkie darkting speed running economic downturn

[Anonymous No.51674857]

Complete blooooooooooodbath tomorrow and it’s only Wednesday. Nobody will want to hold into the weekend on the eve of ww3.
Mumus at this point are only biden voting retards

[Anonymous No.51674859]

>>51674449
Agreed. I wouldn't touch 10y right now. 3-6m t-bills are pretty solid though. You're getting paid decently right now, and as rates rise you can roll and get paid more if the situation hasn't changed.

[Anonymous No.51674928]

>>51674314
Kek I posted this image not too long ago. I like her shoes.

I'm about to straddle the shit out of SAVA

[Anonymous No.51674934]

Musk insider here
CT delayed to 2024, even 2025 if it happens at all.
Fleet sales to meet delivery numbers this quarter. Customers will refund if they can't sell.
Pump soon so Musk can sell shares for TWTR. There is growing acceptance that he will lose the case.
MUSK INSIDER OUT

[Anonymous No.51674939]

NIGGA

[Anonymous No.51674963]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.51674981]

>>51674963
Uh oh! Where is janny?

[Anonymous No.51674993]

>>51674963
lovely cunt

[Anonymous No.51675004]

It's gonna be green tomorrow isn't it

[Anonymous No.51675009]

>>51674981
Xhe's slurping that creampie

[Anonymous No.51675020]

>>51674963

[Anonymous No.51675031]

>>51674963

[Anonymous No.51675037]

>>51674963
Wtf did I just watch and what is that thing? Looks like a prop from a zombie movie

[Anonymous No.51675045]

>>51674981

[Anonymous No.51675050]

>>51675004
I feel like this is it. I'm staying out until next year so I can sleep at night

[Anonymous No.51675051]

>>51675045
It looks like poopy.

[Anonymous No.51675071]

so much for >futures
looks like im not getting a good nights sleep afterall

[Anonymous No.51675075]

>mfw I get my work bonus ($25,000) in 2-3 days
I am going to buy so much fucking soxl bros, what amazing timing with the bear market and all.

[Anonymous No.51675077]

Should i short oil ?

[Anonymous No.51675079]

FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2010, THE US 10-YR TREASURY YIELD HAS RISEN TO 4%

[Anonymous No.51675083]

>>51675037
Around here that is called a man

[Anonymous No.51675087]

>>51675077
The guys who said that oil's going down until the dollar gets weaker might be right. You could get caught on the bad end of a trend though

[Anonymous No.51675091]

>>51675079
so what?

[Anonymous No.51675102]

>>51675079
It was 4% yesterday. Keep up faggot.

[Anonymous No.51675104]

Sava closed at $46 and shot to$52after hours. I'm opening a straddle tmr

[Anonymous No.51675117]

shouldn't shorting dax be a safe bet now with germans having no pipes?

[Anonymous No.51675154]

>>51675117
The problem is that the DAX is usually traded in Euro. For the DAX to go down significantly the Euro needs to get stronger, which is not a given, because the ECB might pivot at some point to save the Euro from breaking up.

That being said, I think it still has a long way to go down. So yes, I would short it. Just make sure to close your position once you have made a nice profit.

[Anonymous No.51675171]

How many people visit /smg/ every day ?

[Anonymous No.51675173]

BLUE APRON CHADS$APRN
WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51675180]

im confident biden will save the market he always does

[Anonymous No.51675192]

>>51675171
ALL ME BABEYYYY

[Anonymous No.51675210]

>>51675171
sub-machine-gun general is one of my favourite threads

[Anonymous No.51675214]

Someone hacked, Apple news, somehow or a website that posts through Apple news and put out a message that said “Nigger’s tongue, my anus”
I am not joking

[Anonymous No.51675220]

>>51675079
TRADER was right!

[Anonymous No.51675221]

>>51675171
Only when I allow myself to feel pain.

[Anonymous No.51675222]

>>51675214
You got any screenshots

[Anonymous No.51675223]

>>51675171
I get my financial news from you guys

[Anonymous No.51675229]

>>51675222
No but saw it pol somewhere, here is a source too
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/hackers-hijack-fast-company-send-obscene-push-alert-through-apple-news-11664331724?cx_testId=22&cx_testVariant=cx_1&cx_artPos=8&mod=home-page-cx#cxrecs_s

[Anonymous No.51675236]

Buying equinor in 30 min

[Anonymous No.51675242]

>>51673992
The great reset will be monetization of the US debt Weimar-style after a default.

[Anonymous No.51675248]

>>51675236
Eh i pumped hard yesterday, i think it will dump first

[Anonymous No.51675255]

>>51675229
I have an iphone but I don't have any of the news stuff so I didn't get the message =(

would've made me laff/10

[Anonymous No.51675264]

>>51675236
EQNR are the ones who sabotaged that pipeline.

[Anonymous No.51675270]

>>51674249
that would be fucking apocalyptic at these debt levels

[Anonymous No.51675275]

Here's a dumb one
How do I track what happens to Apple on the euro exchange when they open?

[Anonymous No.51675298]

>>51674249
why do retards in this dogshit website post easily looked up information that's completely wrong?

[Anonymous No.51675304]

>Biden sharts on stage live
>10 year yield 10x moass
>SOXL delisted on opening
>digits

[Anonymous No.51675321]

>>51675248
Isn't the euro exchange different though?

[Anonymous No.51675367]

>>51675304

When is Biden going to come out on stage in a dress and declare he is Trans?

[Anonymous No.51675377]

literally everything is red. not looking good

[Anonymous No.51675379]

how much longer until I can purchase a yuro mail order bride?

[Anonymous No.51675393]

>>51675367
Digits say Thursday market closing

[Anonymous No.51675425]

>>51675379
You already can

[Anonymous No.51675435]

>>51675079
10 yr yield to the 2000 high before the boom!

[Anonymous No.51675445]

>>51674580
We just had a 1.5 month down leg moron. I agree with prior op that we will get a bear market rally soon.

[Anonymous No.51675449]

>futures

https://youtu.be/B6hAGk6s20E

Boy fucking howdy markets are getting raped this week KEK

[Anonymous No.51675451]

>>51675425
Where? I want a big tiddy ginger/redhead nympho gf who looks just like Faye Reagan and has an Irish accent.

[Anonymous No.51675459]

>>51674457
What if you're mostly in uranium and metals miners though. Should you sell out and wait in cash?

[Anonymous No.51675466]

>>51675275
ETR:APC

[Anonymous No.51675479]

>>51675459
I don't know enough about commodities to have an opinion. That's a whole different ballgame.

[Anonymous No.51675495]

7 red days

[Anonymous No.51675507]

US treasuries are getting fucked up big time and housing mortgage is over 7% already.

Jesus, could this be it? The beginning of the Great Depression 2.0?

[Anonymous No.51675510]

>>51675459
i think we'll be dip, great buying opportunity.

[Anonymous No.51675515]

>>51675298
To punish those who are to lazy to do the work

[Anonymous No.51675518]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51675520]

>>51675507
You will own nothing and be happy

[Anonymous No.51675531]

[Anonymous No.51675574]

NIGGER ASS JEW MOTHERFUCKING KIKE COONING IN THIS THREAD FUCK YOUR MOTHERS A WHORE PIG FUCKING GORILLA NIGGER WHORE MOTHER FUCKING KIKE NIGGER APE NIGGER
JEW PARASITIC BABBOON PORCH MONKEY NIGGER FAGGOT KIKES MOTHERFUCKING NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.51675585]

Ok why is equinor dropping when nordstream fucking blew up?
I should just quit nothing makes sense anymore

[Anonymous No.51675596]

>>51675585
7 red days for spy. Its fucking over, everything. Thats why.

[Anonymous No.51675597]

>>51675574
do you feel better now

[Anonymous No.51675598]

>>51675449
>this week
this week?
this entire fucking year dude

[Anonymous No.51675614]

>>51675597
honestly no.

[Anonymous No.51675626]

>>51675596
>mfw tomorrow it's so over that SQQQ and TQQQ both somehow go deep red

[Anonymous No.51675627]

>>51675585
Crude oil -2%

[Anonymous No.51675662]

>>51675596
>>51675627
Red days are red ok valid reasoning
Europe being left entirely reliant on norwegian oil & gas is not actually bullish for norway just brilliant love it

[Anonymous No.51675665]

The bear and the bull.

[Anonymous No.51675674]

>>51675665
the sea is angry. i'm very concerned.

[Anonymous No.51675691]

>>51673905
I hate AAPL so much bros

[Anonymous No.51675726]

in 20 minutes we are heemed

[Anonymous No.51675727]

>>51674849
Stop spreading this autistic meme

[Anonymous No.51675735]

>lets raise interest rates so much that we duxk the economy and people still end up net negative. Oh btw the reason we have to raise rates is because of our mismanagement.
I hate americans

[Anonymous No.51675748]

>>51675662
Both pipelines were not used as of late

[Anonymous No.51675803]

I will be in my hyperbolic time chamber while I wait for US markets to open. can't wait to see the bloodbath to begin lmao

https://youtu.be/WUU4NO8S6ks

[Anonymous No.51675812]

So. The futures are red. Any thoughts about that?

[Anonymous No.51675816]

the dollar has a fever. when it comes down, we'll have a bull market again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy4HA3vUv2c

[Anonymous No.51675827]

>>51675816
Why would it come down? EUR, YEN, YUAN, and GBP are all being slowly ground into paste.

[Anonymous No.51675841]

>>51675827
because i have a superpower, any chart i look at long enough breaks down hard.

[Anonymous No.51675864]

>be me
>work shit construction job that only gets me $1500 a week
>want to make enough money to retire without killing myself at work
>come home every day completely spent, try to learn about the stock market and begin investing
>make almost a thousand dollars in the first year with what little capital i had to invest
>covid happens
>the past 2 years happens
>don't have enough mental energy after work to keep up with all this economic stuff, regularly sleep 12+ hours on weekend days as a result just to recover my energy
>i'm 20% down
>mfw i don't know what to do
>"haha you just have to work hard to be wealthy, anon!"
i'm so tired bros
i'm so tired and stupid

[Anonymous No.51675877]

>>51675864
guess what, when the market bottoms, yields peak, vix spikes, and people jump out of buildings, its your chance to buy SOXL at the bottom. we are so close

[Anonymous No.51675890]

>>51675864
Stupid people DCA into index funds and never look at their folio.
>t. am stupid

[Anonymous No.51675895]

>>51675864
>1500 a week
>6k per month
Shut the fuck up. You're making great money. Sell your overpriced house, car, and useless crap if you need more money to invest. If push comes to shove, just quit your job and embrace the cyberhobo lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.51675896]

>>51675748
I know that but this confirms they never will be
It should be a big deal but I guess not

[Anonymous No.51675905]

>>51675895
>Sell your overpriced house
i live at home with my parents

[Anonymous No.51675907]

>>51674934
>Pump soon so Musk can sell shares for TWTR. There is growing acceptance that he will lose the case.
Pretty funny that it's still $42. Less than a month to go and still nearly 30% return in free money that people are just ignoring.

[Anonymous No.51675909]

>>51675864
same boat,
short forex, long usd, convert profit into physical silver. then from physical silver into new cbdc's.

get an air pod and listen to podcasts while you work.
i recommend francis hunt.
good luck
and remember labouring is king.

[Anonymous No.51675919]

>>51675907
dont forget its possible they settle at a lower price.

[Anonymous No.51675946]

>>51675896
I dont think people really understand it (yet), especially germs, dax is red but not as much as it should be

[Anonymous No.51675964]

>>51675864
Wish I could make 1500 a week

[Anonymous No.51675969]

>>51675864
1500 / 40 = 37.5
thirty seven dollars an hour? and you're bitching? go work the shitty mcdonalds in the city with the fat bitch manager Shaniqua for 15 an hour and then talk. some people would be happy to even have THAT.

[Anonymous No.51675972]

>>51675946
all the smart germans immigrated to the us or died in war

[Anonymous No.51675988]

>>51675662
Maybe it has something to do with the EU planning to tax the shit out of energy companies

[Anonymous No.51676025]

>>51675574
very nice

[Anonymous No.51676030]

>>51675988
Maybe. I'm torn between shorting dax and longing energy because of this.

[Anonymous No.51676035]

>>51676030
Im short x2 on dax since last week, up 20%

Will probably hold a few more weeks

[Hathor Is King No.51676048]

Short is such an easy play...

[Anonymous No.51676057]

>another dxy pump market dump day

[Anonymous No.51676082]

>>51675969
>1500 / 40 = 37.5
i don't do 40 hours a week
i usually do about 50-60

[Anonymous No.51676145]

>>51675877
>when people are jumping off of buildings
They already are, check BBBY, we're close bros

[Anonymous No.51676191]

any lithium man in?

[Anonymous No.51676205]

any bros in NOC?

[Anonymous No.51676236]

6 month treasury nearing 4%

[Anonymous No.51676249]

>“This is just true carnage in equities unlike anything we’ve seen since the Financial Crisis or the Dot Com bust,” the analysts wrote, referring to the bear market that accompanied the housing crisis in 2007-2009 and the bursting of the dot-com bubble in the early 2000s, respectively.

[Anonymous No.51676262]

>>51673905
Should I capitulate and liquidate all my holdings? 10Y showing no signs of stopping. Boomer ETF mass liquidations not happened yet/.

[Anonymous No.51676272]

>>51675735
that is how the jew ponzi works yes

[Anonymous No.51676274]

10Y > 4%

AKTUNG ALARM!

[Anonymous No.51676281]

>>51676262
Yes. It's dropping until at least November elections

[Anonymous No.51676298]

>>51675864
i made $50k and then lost $70k.

[Anonymous No.51676317]

>>51676262
please do, the sooner retail sells the faster we can go back up

[Anonymous No.51676320]

lmao even normies on youtube are panicking over the shit happening in the markets right now

https://youtu.be/WH-wyXmZKZI

[Anonymous No.51676353]

>>51674357
opinion ignored buying more

[Anonymous No.51676355]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.51676373]

>>51675907
the question isnt if he's gonna lose, its if he's gonna do specific performance or if he's gonna pay 5% of that as a severance fee

[Anonymous No.51676376]

What do you guys think of Africa Oil Corp. AOI.TO? They even make money and pay dividends. It looks like a sleeper. I am thinking of buying in with $10k.

[Anonymous No.51676396]

fucking nigger powel is going to end up destroying the entire world economy the faggot

[Anonymous No.51676400]

>>51676376
RIP Gadaffi bro

[Anonymous No.51676401]

>>51676320
its fucking over

[Anonymous No.51676413]

I just woke up
>USDCNH 7.27
>10y cracked 4
>30y closing to 4
>futures down 1.5%
What happened?

[Anonymous No.51676433]

>>51676413
ITS FUCKING OVER OK

[Anonymous No.51676451]

>>51676433
it was over yesterday too and we opened up 1.4%

[Anonymous No.51676457]

>>51676451
WE CLOSED NEGATIVE

[Anonymous No.51676466]

this market action looks pretty unstable if you ask me

[Anonymous No.51676493]

Test

[Anonymous No.51676495]

>UK 30 year >5%
hahahaha it's all fucked
Also, USDJPY nearing the level where BoJ intervened, will they go for it again? How many times do they have left?

[Anonymous No.51676499]

vix looks dangerous

[Anonymous No.51676501]

>>51676466
Fuck I love seeing charts like this. Severe volatility gets me rock fucking hard.

[Anonymous No.51676502]

lmao UK is getting heemed with margin calls

https://www.risk.net/derivatives/7954682/uk-pensions-hit-with-ps100m-margin-calls-as-gilts-and-sterling-slide

[Anonymous No.51676513]

>up 46% from my NVDA shorts

[Anonymous No.51676519]

Why are futures falling? I don't get it, even hard times usually have one green day about now

[Anonymous No.51676525]

>>51676502
Why are pension funds using margin

[Anonymous No.51676526]

Italy seems interesting. Market seems to be calling the ECB bluff. How will the ECB react if it might go out of hand?

[Anonymous No.51676527]

>>51676519
Because Shemitah is over anon

[Anonymous No.51676530]

Long EUR Short USD

simple

[Anonymous No.51676554]

>>51676530
i wouldnt bet against the dollar yet, yen, yuan, euro and pound have a ways to go

[Anonymous No.51676558]

>>51676530
lol, wait for the Euro to crash

[Anonymous No.51676563]

>>51676530
EUR is oversold and should bounce a bit, but it's in a clear down trend for month and I wouldn't want to be long in something that could break that easily.

[Anonymous No.51676572]

>>51676558
it's 30% undervalued

[Anonymous No.51676591]

>>51676530
post your positions right now

[Anonymous No.51676603]

>>51676572
>no stable energy source going into winter for the next decade
>possibly out of Russian NG for good
>massive structural imbalances between north and south stressing EU
>average inflation 10%
It's massively overvalued. Just look at Germany's PMI year to date

[Anonymous No.51676639]

>>51676525
Read the Talmud.

[Anonymous No.51676664]

>its at hecking 4%

[Anonymous No.51676711]

>>51676525
Oh vey stop questioning

[Anonymous No.51676743]

Where did that huge green candle come from?

[Anonymous No.51676752]

>BoE doing YCC
it's starting to happen bros

[Anonymous No.51676757]

FUCK HOHOLS
FUCK VATNIGGERS
FUCK BANKERS
I WILL NEVER EVER GIVE A SHIT ABOUT PEOPLE WHO MADE THIS A LOST DECADE

[Anonymous No.51676792]

what the fuck is going on with futures

[Anonymous No.51676803]

>>51676792
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPLY TO PEOPLE SAYING ITS OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51676821]

>>51676792
Down less than a percent and recovering.

[Anonymous No.51676822]

I'm a buyer of AMD at $60 and you can't stop me :^)

[Anonymous No.51676866]

BoE Pivot

Is this bullish or bearish

[Anonymous No.51676887]

>>51676792
apple slows iphone making that sparked a selloff

[Anonymous No.51676910]

>>51676466
expect China PBOC to intervene like they did at 7.000 level in 2015 and 2018

[Anonymous No.51676917]

SHOULD I LONG OIL ?

[Anonymous No.51677028]

Powell is a fucking nigger. He is about to implode the economy based on past data for no reason other than muh inflation. Enjoying diving on a recession (or depression) orchastrated by none other than the Fed.

[Anonymous No.51677038]

bros im tempted to make an investment on 6 months gym time.

>>51676917
there is a lot of fuckery going on in oil so dunno

[Anonymous No.51677050]

merge to this newer bread retards don't push both

>>51673906

>>51673906

>>51673906

[Anonymous No.51677058]

OOOOOOOOO BOBOFAGS TIME TO ROPE