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LITERALLY IMMUNE TO A GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS

>> No.51668343

>>51668335
stacy would rather starve than let becky see she has the old iphone

>> No.51668344

Short signal

>> No.51668356

>>51668343
Stacy doesn't own her phone
Stacy takes a loan from klarna and doesn't pay back the interest
Nobody actually owns their phones they lease them

>> No.51668420

Should I unironically fomo into aapl or tsla when they hit "the bottom"

>> No.51668439

>>51668335
Tesla is overvalued shit. Apple will always be smart investing.

>> No.51668493

Am I a retard for not understanding how Tesla still remain at the same price, why would people drive their shit quality electric cars now that every other car manufacturer makes electric vehicles with 3x the interior and exterior quality with same warrantees and same range

>> No.51668500

>>51668335

Don't jinx it... god dam it.

>> No.51668531

>>51668493
169.33 P/E is totally normal bro, no bubble here.

>> No.51669225

tsla is down 30% retard

>> No.51669320

>>51668493
Tesla is a good car company
They make electric cars
Wagies buy them to appear successful
Elon Musk got a hair transplant with money from all the cars he sold
>ROCK AND ROLL TESLA
ROCK AND ROLL TESLA
>ROCK AND ROLL TESLA
ROCK AND ROLL TESLA
>ROCK AND ROLL TESLA

>> No.51669378

>>51668335
There is no recession. Economy is very strong, we have strongest job market too. Stop spreading misinformation.

>> No.51669410

>>51668335
How are they doing so well when even oil and grocery companies are doing badly lately? These two are luxury brands, they are not essential whatsoever, yet both products and stock continue to sell.

>> No.51669809

>>51669410
>using your phone isn't essential

Okay bro

>> No.51670678

>>51668335
They both have cult like followings.

>> No.51670773
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>>51668493
You can drive a Tesla from one end of the country to the other in a reasonable amount of time. Other automaker's electric cars lack that consistent fast charging network.

And other automaker's have not yet quite matched Tesla in the range department. The Tesla Model Y (Tesla's most popular model) has an EPA range of 326 miles for the long range version. In comparison, the top version of the Ford Mach E has a 312 mile range; the top VW ID4 has a 275 mile range, to compare two vehicles in the same size bracket.

And then there is the status symbol thing going on, that Tesla has. People buy Teslas because they are Teslas, not because they are electric cars. Sometimes normalfags will fix certain brands as THE example of a product, and changing that is hard.

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>>51668335
$200 aapl waiting room (fuck i've been here a while)

>> No.51670874

>>51668493
>why would people drive their shit quality electric cars now that every other car manufacturer makes electric vehicles with 3x the interior and exterior quality with same warrantees and same range
teslas has been out for 5 years now, they pioneered electric vehicles

>> No.51670925

>>51670773
Something else to point out - Tesla manages that longer range using smaller batteries than its competitors. Not that is super useful for its customers mind you (well aside from somewhat lower charging costs) but as batteries are the most expensive part of an electric car, being able to use less of them is very useful for Tesla's margins. That is one of Tesla's biggest advantages; they have already figured out the whole design & logistics chain to make EVs with fat profit margins, while other automakers are still struggling to make EVs that are profitable.

>> No.51673655

>>51670925
Exactly. As Tesla makes more all-electric vehicles, they make bigger profits. As every other car company makes more all-electric vehicles, they make bigger losses.

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>>51668335
Yeah bro tesla definitely isn't overvalued at all

>> No.51673802

>>51673784

>> p/e of 150-200

Back in my day a good buy was under 25.

Tesla will be toast in 6 months.

>> No.51673878

>>51668493
theyre a pretty big car company and as far as im aware the only car company that has a network of thousands of charging stations.
and they probably own millions of patents they can jew other car companies out of their market.
and theyve been farming their customers data for a decade, who knows what thatll be worth in the years to come when theyre building self driving delivery trucks.
and their government funded, the same government that has trillions of dollars to waste and an army willing to die defending it

>> No.51673881

>>51673784
>>51673802
I've been saying that for 2 years already and nothing has happened, so doubt it will happen in the coming months. No idea why normies keep buying this overvalued shit

>> No.51673974

>>51673881
>No idea why normies keep buying this overvalued shit
Because they need to baghold for institutional investors who make up 44% of the stock. Eventually they will dump as god knows there's no signs of TSLA matching the EPS expected of their MC, and with worsening economic conditions less demand for luxury vehicles etc.

>> No.51675140

>>51673784
Tesla is going to unveil android workers and the cybertruck will work on Mars. Then boring company will hollow out Martian mountains.

Ford is stuck in mexico

Tesla is positioned to be the most valuable company in the solar system

>> No.51675153

>>51668439
>51673884
why

>> No.51675167

>>51670678
is that a bad or good thing?

>> No.51675185

>>51670874
>for 5 years now
um...
have you researched when the roadster debuted?... not 5 years.. way earlier
only you motherfuckers give a shit now because it is successful. where were you all when Tesla was on the brink of bankruptcy in 2012/2013? Stfu

>> No.51675188

>>51675140
*boring company is a Martian/ asteroid mineral mining company

*tesla robots + neuro link = avatar

>> No.51675198

>>51673784
well.. they are producing what people (currently) want.

>> No.51675263

>>51675188
*Remote boring machine, 3He on moon?

*Starbase v1 on moon. Tesla bots everywhere.

*Next gen starlink Laser comms to Mars gimmicky but legit


Buy and hold.

>> No.51675672

>>51675140
And then he turned his company into a multi-trillion dollar space-empire. Funniest shit i've ever seen.

>> No.51675684

>>51670773
>You can drive a Tesla from one end of the country to the other in a reasonable amount of time.
Not if I unplug your gay car while you're not looking

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>> No.51675840

>>51668335
>Tesla has a mega factory in Germany and China
They are fucked. Normies have no idea what's coming

>> No.51675867

Tesla's Growth rate is over 40% and there margins are 30%. The profitability of the business model is fucking insane. There the market leader in a new growing sector, with basically no competition. Regarding apple, the demand for their product has, and likely will remain unprecedented, their margins are also incredible, these MFs print money.

>> No.51676168

>>51675140
>>51675188
>>51675263
OP maybe it's because of people like this. It's some mass delusion personality cult. It's like the people thinking Q anon and Trump will save children from pedophiles. I don't think posters like that are tesla motors astroturfing so the other option is a bunch of deluded people.

>> No.51677806

>>51668343
This but unironically.

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>>51668493
No idea how a car company that sells 1/10 the number of cars as any other car company can be valued at a value greater than all car companies combined. The cars have electric interior door handles that refuse to let you out and 1st responders in when the battery shorts and you get thermal runaway lithium inferno erupting through the floor.

>> No.51678225

>>51678193
Cool it with the antisemitism. Those are accidents, but it’s still a Shoah. Oy vey!

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>>51678193
At least the bus puts the batteries above the occupants and has mechanical doors. Musk is gassing and cremating sois with rolling gas chambers. Pretty based ngl.

>> No.51678331

>>51673878
>theyre a pretty big car company and as far as im aware the only car company that has a network of thousands of charging stations.

i heard most of the charging stations dont work, they arent wired into the grid.

>> No.51678668

>>51678261
>Musk is gassing and cremating sois with rolling gas chambers. Pretty based ngl.

The Tesla Mega Batteries used by power companies are catching fire too