Europe is done for

[Anonymous No.51664924]

Unironically, how do I best profit from all of Europe freezing over, food lines, riots in the streets, currencies imploding, and probably getting nuked this winter? Just long the fuck out of natural gas? Buy bitcoin as yuros flee their native currencies? Or something more exotic? Let's brainstorm this shit.

[Anonymous No.51665226]

Drifting now down deeper, into eternal flames
Awake at the third circle, the cold and filthy rain
Punished for their gluttony, languid for all time
The earth it stinks of corpses, damned for all time
The vicious beast Cerebus, three heads, blooded eyes
Tears his talons through the air, all the sinners cry

[Anonymous No.51665873]

Why has this board been full of EU doomposting these last couple of days? I don't think that burgers understand that whatever they read in the headlines about Europe atm (energy prices, inflation etc) is literally not a problem if you make over 35k/year and don't have a family to feed. 35k€ is genuinely all you need to live a comfy life in 90% of the EU, and basically every EU poster on the business and finance board of this website cannot pass this filter. And if you actually think shit hits the fan anytime soon, get yourself a 40k/year job or business so you can afford to fuck off for a while until things calm down here. Burgers definelty have their own problems but there is barely anything more pathetic than doomposters from probably the comfiest continent on earth.

[Anonymous No.51666048]

>>51665873
Was it not obvious that 80% of /biz/ posts have been BRICShitters copeposting for years? They came here when their friend Ivan/Pajeet/Joao told them about how they'll stop being 3rd worlders thanks to bitcoin, and after they got wiped out in whatever scam (and remember since they are poorfags they can't just save up for 3 months and try again, that 5k they lost was probably 35 years of savings they inherited) they stayed here daydreaming about other 1st worlders sinking to their level

[Anonymous No.51666714]

>>51666048
Never thought about it but that makes sense. If we could see our flags here like we could on other boards, the quality of threads would probably shoot up dramatically

[Anonymous No.51669534]

>>51665873
35,000/12 = 2,916 per month

pic rel net monthly salary in europoorean monies

[Anonymous No.51670355]

>>51669534
is portugal a shithole?

[Anonymous No.51671230]

>>51664924
Are you unironically one of those muh jebus end time evangelicals? Do you honestly believe half the shit you spout will come to pass?

[Anonymous No.51671280]

>>51665873
>I don't think that burgers understand that whatever they read in the headlines about Europe atm (energy prices, inflation etc) is literally not a problem
Funny, i say the same thing about euros all the time when they talk about muh obesity and school shootings