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[Anonymous No.5166308]

>tell normie friends about crypto 6 months ago
>"haha gl with you monopoly money anon"
>BTC hits 15k
>"how much have you made anon? I should've listened!"
>they get in, want advice
>i shill them shitcoins im holding ATH
>DUMP
>"wtf anon!?! Im losing monies!"
>blame "unpredictable" market
What lvl am I?

[Anonymous No.5166326]

with friends like you who needs friends

[Anonymous No.5166862]

>>5166308
You're doing gods work anon

[Anonymous No.5166911]

>>5166308
Very good, they deserve it.
Keep burning those normies.

[Anonymous No.5166937]

I've been doing this for weeks now, it's too much fun.

[Anonymous No.5166986]

>you either die Pajeet or live long enough to shill your bags

[Anonymous No.5167012]

U made it. Grats. U are a real hustler and baller now

[Anonymous No.5167031]

>>5166308
nice, just dumped 100k

[Anonymous No.5167153]

Same here anon

"Im putting my money into crypto this summer, you guys should look into it"
"Ah yeah might put $100 into bitcoin might be worth something some day hahaha"
>5 months later
"fucking hell anon btc hit 16k how much do you have, fuck wish i bought a bitcoin or 2 when we talked about it"
>today
"have you invested in ltc?, people say it should be 1/4 value of btc, so should come up soon"

[Anonymous No.5167193]

>>5166308

Level: Jew

[Anonymous No.5167195]

>>5166308
>friends
yea naw

[Anonymous No.5167240]

>mfw i actually had people stop talking to me because i told them to buy btc when it was $800

[Anonymous No.5167260]

If they hadnt mocked you for having faith in it id call you a dick
But ya, bandwagon onto “monopoly money” means they absolutely deserve to get raped for investing in something when they have no idea how it works

[Anonymous No.5167319]

>>5166308
>What lvl am I?
between a kike and a nigger

[Anonymous No.5167473]

>>5166308
i had a friend like this, he told me i was an idiot and im going to lose all my money. i ripped him apart telling him exactly why he was a retard talking about something he has no idea about and we're not friends anymore. Good fucking riddance, i hope he stays poor.

[Anonymous No.5167534]

>tfw cant tell my friends about crypto just in case they lose a ton of money on it and blame me

[Anonymous No.5168480]

>>5166308
>>5167153
why do normies seem to think its fine to ask how much crypto you have but would never ask about dollars because it's rude?

[Anonymous No.5168491]

>>5167534
same. I've been telling people it's too risky to buy since 8000 and now they're butthurt

[Anonymous No.5168582]

>>5166308
>btc at 4k

>ask weed man if he takes btc or monero, because literally all my money is in crypto

>nah, its probably gonna crash soon, id sell if i were you

>mfw he starts asking again

[Anonymous No.5168613]

>>5166308
ITT: Things that didn't happen and will never happen

[Anonymous No.5168719]

>>5166308
>Girlfriend's friend asks me how I make money via "bitcoins(?)"
>Me: "Uhm, I buy it through a crypto exchange"
>Her: "Can you teach me? I want to try it out"
>I help her put in $200 (all she wanted to invest)
>Few days passes
>My girlfriend talks about drama bullshit while she scrolls through her different social media sites
>I notice that her friend has change her social media BIO to "Bitcoin investor"

I.. I'm sorry..
Honestly, I have planned on breaking up with my girlfriend for weeks now and wanted to get easy access to her friend for a one night stand. Don't blame me.

[Anonymous No.5168799]

>>5168719
$BTC $ETH $LTC Pro Trader