/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51662154]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
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>Stock market dictonary:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.51662176]

red

[Anonymous No.51662177]

Comfy ass gray hurricaine week. Going to sit around and smoke bowl after bowl. Live on the east coast directly across from the lake O so I’m only projected to get some wind and rain. Kind of upset I won’t be able to put my new genny to use. This is stock related

[Anonymous No.51662179]

>>51662154
first for fuck bulls

[Anonymous No.51662181]

Nukes are about to go off and y'all are still here talking about y'all's dumbass stocks šmh frfr

[Anonymous No.51662180]

what did powell say this morning and why arent we greener

[Anonymous No.51662186]

fuck baking, I aint no faggot

[Anonymous No.51662194]

happy Rosh Hashanah goy

>Rosh Hashanah 2022 began in the evening of Sunday, 25 September and ends in the evening of Tuesday, 27 September

[Anonymous No.51662197]

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.51662198]

>stockmarket plunges 2% for lunch
>hedge fund managers say "BRB I don't trust holding these bags for 2 hours while I go to get a pizza"

Ahhhhhhh. Everything is a shitcoin ahhhh

[Anonymous No.51662199]

>>51662186
beclown'd

[Anonymous No.51662201]

The forest was quiet. But now VIX is getting high.
The forest isn’t quiet anymore.

[Anonymous No.51662205]

[Anonymous No.51662208]

Why the fuck is it always green when I sleep, but red when I awake? Should I commit Sudoku? Green days for ever...

[Anonymous No.51662209]

>bobo is excited for halloween

[Anonymous No.51662211]

We crab

[Anonymous No.51662214]

>>51662199
the only thing I bake are kikes

[Anonymous No.51662215]

>>51662180
"crypto is gay because it's too open and we can't manipulate it"

[Anonymous No.51662220]

>entirety of Europe still getting heemed
Jfc

[Anonymous No.51662222]

Lmao what is the market doing?

[Anonymous No.51662223]

bros... i can't believe skunktember is ending... what's for next month?

[Anonymous No.51662225]

Why haven't (You) listened?

[Anonymous No.51662234]

Jpow needs to apologize. Now!!!

[Anonymous No.51662235]

>>51662214
oh yeah I'm sure you do big boy

[Anonymous No.51662239]

bobo time

[Anonymous No.51662244]

Beclown posters you beheem yourselves

[Anonymous No.51662245]

>>51662225
I've been trying to tell them for weeks brother bear

[Anonymous No.51662248]

>>51662154
SHEMITAH 2.

[Anonymous No.51662256]

>>51662181
>He still thinks nukes are real
Lmao what is it like being sub 75 IQ?
>>51662234
Honestly can see him not being Fed chairman for much longer.

[Anonymous No.51662258]

>>51662222
checked, impressive, very nice
it's downsizing
we've been in a recession since Jan

[Anonymous No.51662259]

>>51662154
Thank you for your services based baker

[Anonymous No.51662260]

keep baking for us dear slave nigger

[Anonymous No.51662263]

All those retarded bulls from last night just suckered in as exit liquidity.

[Anonymous No.51662265]

Literally get raped by puts for weeks from volatility, say fuck it and buy some ITM calls, immediately dumps. K

[Anonymous No.51662267]

>i fell for the fake pump at open

FUCK. I deployed 50% of my cash ~100k this morning to buy back in but seems like we are still dipping. Going to keep the remaining dry powder for when we hit -30% ATH. I sold all my index funds in june and went 100% cash so I'm still make any okay profit. anybody else waiting on sidelines with big cash reserves to buy back in? when are you timing your purchases?

[Anonymous No.51662269]

>>51662223
We all join Hardiman and all partialism posters are dead too (heaven).

[Anonymous No.51662273]

I donated $200 worth of baby food to my local food bank today /smg/
The market has been very kind to me this year
I hope that you too are paying forward the gains you have made
For each $1 you donate 100x will come to you in the market
>Oh, the best charity is to give and not let other people know.
>But what if your example encourages others to give?

[Anonymous No.51662278]

>>51662222
What it always does every Shemitah

[Anonymous No.51662283]

>>51662265
This is why I sold SPY call spreads expiring in October instead of buying puts

Volatility was a bit high for any of those put options to be worth it

[Anonymous No.51662284]

>>51662260
I do it for fun

[Anonymous No.51662286]

post yfw you didn't fall for the scam pump

[Anonymous No.51662295]

Fuck nigger bears, let me just break even on my SOXL while I'm awake, stop being SUCH A GAY NIGGER BEAR!! LET ME MAKE MONEY FUCK!!! FUCK YOU BOBO!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51662298]

>>51662273
don't feed the wildlife, they will become dependent

[Anonymous No.51662299]

Please pump it

[Anonymous No.51662300]

>they got played by the kikes again and willingly sold their generational puts because of a scam futures pump

[Anonymous No.51662301]

i'm sure thats what some slaves said too. Thats how you became a house nigger back in the day.

[Anonymous No.51662302]

>dollar starts climbing again
>stocks dump

[Anonymous No.51662304]

>>51662222
apparently my truck is the standard for large vehicle lol

[Anonymous No.51662306]

It’s time

[Anonymous No.51662309]

>>51662283
Figured we get at least two green days here after all the dumping. If it doesn’t pump tonight/tomorrow I am fucked

[Anonymous No.51662313]

DO

NOT

REDEEM

[Anonymous No.51662315]

STOP FUCKING SELLING. RIGHT MOTHERFUCKING NOW!!!!

[Anonymous No.51662317]

>yearly lows
Nice

[Anonymous No.51662323]

>>51662263
>its just money

[Anonymous No.51662324]

FUCK BOBO's I sold my SQQQ at 55 this morning. I fell for the BULL TRAP. FUCK YOU MUMUS YOU FATASS FAKE ASS BULL YOU ARE A COW NOT A BULL!!!!

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Instead of making 16%+ return i only made 10% return........ It's OVER..

[Anonymous No.51662326]

NEW BOTTOMS
BETTER SPANK 'EM
>September 27 Tuesday = Rosh Hashanah ends
>September 30 Friday = PCE
>October 4/5 Tues/Weds = Yom Kippur
>November 8 Tuesday = Midterm election

[Anonymous No.51662327]

soxl holders you beheem yourselv's

[Anonymous No.51662329]

>>51662309
I think you might be fucked

[Anonymous No.51662332]

WE BREACHED IT ON SPX

[Anonymous No.51662333]

>>51662300
Have there been instances where inverting Cramer didn't work?
Because the track record is impressive so far

[Anonymous No.51662337]

>>51662208
do it. Songs will be sang in your honor eternally

[Anonymous No.51662339]

Getting pretty tired of all this red. For Christ's sake "priced in" is a meme at this point. This dump is just never going to end at this point. We're going to eventually have one green day and Powel is going to open his whore mouth and with some more fear mongering and we will dump agin for the next three weeks straight.

[Anonymous No.51662340]

BUDDY LOOK AT VIX AND COMPANY

[Anonymous No.51662343]

>>51662273
>he gives money away for free

[Anonymous No.51662345]

well not much i can do, i already sold soxs yesterday. gotta wait for cash to settle and by then it will probably relief rally for real.

[Anonymous No.51662346]

WTF THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.51662351]

>>51662329
It’s certainly looking that way. Last time I sold when it dumped like this it pumped later that day and I locked in -$600. Kind of don’t want to do that again, but might have to I guess.

[Anonymous No.51662349]

it's almost as if no one heard what jerome said. he will not fucking stand for green markets. he's not done until millions are unemployed. he literally said this word for word.

[Anonymous No.51662350]

>>51662267
The fuck? Every time you see a marketwide pump in this environment you should be thinking of a short covering rally. You know you only have a few minutes to skim profits before you get BTFO.

[Anonymous No.51662353]

>>51662295
>let me just break even
no, why? you need to learn the lesson

[Anonymous No.51662357]

Can they just go ahead and close the euro markets for the day so we can rally again.. I'm so sick of those niggers dumping at lunch every day

[Anonymous No.51662363]

mfw x20 nasdaq inverse ETF
you guys almost scared me this morning!

[Anonymous No.51662364]

UH OH STINKY THE NAUGHTY NAUGHTY 100 SMA LINE HAS BEEN BREACHED ON SPX

[Anonymous No.51662365]

>>51662177

I'm in Clearwater and I'm about to get fucked (and not in a good way)

[Anonymous No.51662367]

>>51662286
>there are still green tickers

[Anonymous No.51662370]

>>51662324
>you were told to hodl YOU WERE TODL

[Anonymous No.51662371]

>>51662154
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

I'm shorting but this is scary

[Anonymous No.51662372]

Thank for this >>51660999 anon. It's really nice. My mood shifted and did a complete 180 since I started playing it.

[Anonymous No.51662373]

the economy is strong and the market will recover from this blip as it always has.

[Anonymous No.51662376]

the fuckin SPY is literally drilling.
gonna break 360 then really start free falling.

[Anonymous No.51662377]

How many of you are just shitposting long term investors and how many of you are degenerate day trading gamblers?

[Anonymous No.51662379]

>>51662273
As someone who's just one bad day away from being homeless, you're doing gods work anon. people don't realize how bad it's gotten recently and every little bit helps.

[Anonymous No.51662380]

schizos were right once again

mumutards BTFO

[Anonymous No.51662381]

I hate women.

[Anonymous No.51662384]

REDEEM BHENCHOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOUR MOTHER A GROUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51662387]

Why didn't you listen?

[Anonymous No.51662389]

>>51662351
Just locked in -$900 today on my $2k position, fuck this gay market.

[Anonymous No.51662390]

bros this line that hasnt broke since 2008 is gone

[Anonymous No.51662399]

>>51662390
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAA

[Anonymous No.51662402]

FUCK BOBOS I CAN'T DO KEEP WATCHING SQQQ GOING UP. IT"S DRIVING ME MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51662403]

I shorted the bottom and got rewarded.

[Anonymous No.51662406]

>>51662390

[Anonymous No.51662409]

>>51662154
Look at this retard

[Anonymous No.51662411]

NEW 52 WEEK LOW MADE. BOBROS HOW WE FEELING?

[Anonymous No.51662412]

We told you not to buy til Yom Kippur, goyim. We tell the goy what we are going to do ahead of time so we are absolved of karma, and they still fall for our kikery every time anyways

[Anonymous No.51662417]

>>51662371
Burry always said that we would reach the COVID lows. You still have lots of opportunity to make quick profit if you either go short or sell and buy back in later.

[Anonymous No.51662419]

>>51662390
how does a -5% day sound?

[Anonymous No.51662422]

>>51662409
lol baggie called 375 earlier today too

[Anonymous No.51662424]

>Tfw larped about buying puts yesterday
Now I wish I had

[Anonymous No.51662427]

>>51662419
very cummy on my tummy

[Anonymous No.51662428]

>>51662365
Jacksonville here. It's ogre

[Anonymous No.51662431]

HOYL FUCKING SHIT MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.51662432]

PLEASE BUY THE DIP SIRS

[Anonymous No.51662434]

>FRESH LOWS
Mumu’s exuberance was palpable today

[Anonymous No.51662435]

IT JUST KEEPS GOING

[Anonymous No.51662438]

Y'all fighting DXY like it's Petersburg when it's really Chancellorsville.

[Anonymous No.51662443]

>>51662324
go back to /mu/, brown "person"

[Anonymous No.51662447]

10y yield new high, poor little guy's hungry for that 4 handle
S&P below mid June lows

[Anonymous No.51662453]

>dxy

[Anonymous No.51662455]

>>51662215
So they're going to co-opt stablecoins and make non-custodial wallets illegal?

[Anonymous No.51662458]

Guys its only Tuesday. imagine the selling as we come to the weekend. ogre. Its quite literally and unironicaqlly OGRE

[Anonymous No.51662461]

Hahahahahahhahahah

[Anonymous No.51662463]

>>51662273
based
reminds me of the one time i gave $350 to a guy who couldnt afford surgery for his daughter's arm, idk if he was lying or not but I came back to +$11,000 in crypto

[Anonymous No.51662469]

>jews on holiday market rallies 2%
>jews back at work next day drill right through 52 week low

Interesting.

[Anonymous No.51662475]

>>51662447
What's 4% of 30 trillion? No reason, just curious.

[Anonymous No.51662476]

reminder to trust in the bollinger bands

[Anonymous No.51662482]

>>51662412
I told the mumus like an hr ago. DXY and 10yr going to fck you up. We tried bearbro. Hate to see it

[Anonymous No.51662480]

I warned them. I warned them and they laughed. Go short if you want to live.

[Anonymous No.51662483]

Goddamnit I overslept and forgot to buy SPY puts. Maybe I'll buy them anyway

[Anonymous No.51662485]

Just like that. No more green days.

[Anonymous No.51662490]

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK LOOK AT THAT SQQQ WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51662489]

>>51662476
>TA fag shitting up the thread

[Anonymous No.51662497]

Show yourself

[Anonymous No.51662500]

>There's also a hurricane
Oh

[Anonymous No.51662504]

I am up 56% on the SQQQ but only 9% on the SRS
I sold DRV too early

[Anonymous No.51662511]

>>51662489
>zoomer robinhood gambler

[Anonymous No.51662518]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51662521]

>>51662504
I am up 40% on DRV. haha I sold my SQQQ like a little bitch ass mumu

[Anonymous No.51662522]

You were warned.

[Anonymous No.51662523]

IM TIRED OF LOSING MONEY

[Anonymous No.51662527]

[Anonymous No.51662529]

i was dooming cause it pumped why did it dump??

[Anonymous No.51662532]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.51662534]

what the fuck

[Anonymous No.51662535]

the village will go hungry

[Anonymous No.51662537]

bottom.

the F.E.D. simply MUST pivot now

[Anonymous No.51662540]

any SQQQ or SPXS in here?

[Anonymous No.51662545]

terrain terrain
pull up

[Anonymous No.51662546]

no refunds

[Anonymous No.51662549]

Better luck next time

[Anonymous No.51662550]

>>51662500
OJbros are blessed by God.

[Anonymous No.51662551]

>Why didn't you listen Mumu...

[Anonymous No.51662553]

FUCK OFF BOBO!

[Anonymous No.51662560]

>>51662540
REK/UUP here
Where is that retard who said the dollar popped?

[Anonymous No.51662561]

>Leave my computer for a bit
>Come back
>S&P has shit itself down to a new 52 week low
WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS

[Anonymous No.51662564]

SPY is down 25% now from its high

[Anonymous No.51662568]

also the 50 month average :( its over

[Anonymous No.51662569]

if you think it's bad now, wait till vix hits 40

[Anonymous No.51662570]

>>51662527
Wonder if he looked twice before crossing the street?

[Anonymous No.51662575]

>>51662476
could you explain it then?

[Anonymous No.51662578]

Lol even Blackrock is saying it's over. I guess this time it really is over wow.

[Anonymous No.51662579]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51662582]

>>51662521
don't worry about it too much. I sold my DRV for the same reason you sold seem to have sold SQQQ

[Anonymous No.51662587]

>>51662222
>small trucks are needed to carry overweight americans
kek

[Anonymous No.51662589]

[Anonymous No.51662592]

Bottom wont be till spy hits around 320 - 200

[Anonymous No.51662593]

I FUCKING WARNED YOU MUMU LOLOLOL I FUCKING WARNED YOU AND YOU STILL FELL FOR IT LOLOLOL

[Anonymous No.51662597]

why is it dumping? I don't mind it if Jerome is pumping my SQQQ bags, but did some new piece of news come out?

[Anonymous No.51662598]

why must I always close my telsa puts early? I'd be up 70% by now.

[Anonymous No.51662601]

>>51662582
same

[Anonymous No.51662602]

lmao, what happened Mumu? Now DJIA and S&P are at 2+ year lows. Nasdaq needs to catch up tho.

[Anonymous No.51662606]

>>51662578
>focus on credit
Nah.

[Anonymous No.51662607]

>>51662578
>hedgies capitulating
this just means the bottom is close
>no position

[Anonymous No.51662608]

literally LITERALLY your last chance to buy the generational once in a lifetime dip

[Anonymous No.51662610]

Brian Belski is the ultimate coping bull

[Anonymous No.51662614]

KEEP BUYING UVXY PUTS IT WILL GODOWN EVENTUALLY

[Anonymous No.51662618]

lol line go down :DDDD

[Anonymous No.51662624]

I’m just so happy to hear that normies opened shorts last night and closed them this morning and then bought calls thinking that was it.

[Anonymous No.51662630]

>There are people in this general who are probably still buying SOXL today

[Anonymous No.51662632]

>Fed: THERE WILL BE PAIN
>bu bu but teh fed MUST PIVOT NOW NOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51662633]

>ITS HABBENING

[Anonymous No.51662634]

>>51662553
You could have joined us, you had a choice, it was never too late to change course

[Anonymous No.51662640]

>>51662608
No.

[Anonymous No.51662642]

AAPL below 149 eod

[Anonymous No.51662644]

>>51662630
SHUT UP

[Anonymous No.51662645]

>>51662540
Even better. All in on various TSLA puts.

[Anonymous No.51662649]

>>51662589
that's pretty retarded, even for a permamumu

[Anonymous No.51662651]

Sup faggots?

[Anonymous No.51662654]

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.51662655]

>>51662608
Weird how once in a lifetime happens every week.

[Anonymous No.51662662]

this dump is unironically fake and gay would not surprise me if we end +1% green. that housing slowdown is big for mumus

[Anonymous No.51662673]

>>51662655
underrated post.

[Anonymous No.51662675]

>USD about to break the 145 Yen barrier again
Bros...

[Anonymous No.51662676]

LINE IS GOING UP
I REPEAT, THE LINE IS GOING UP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP
BEAR TRAP
>BEAR TRAP

[Anonymous No.51662681]

using some cash to buy calls right meow

[Anonymous No.51662685]

>>51662608
You will NEVER be a woman or have 8 figures
>>51662662
Housing numbers were good you gigaretard

[Anonymous No.51662686]

Fucking hell why did I close my shorts on Apple and Teala today, I thought we were getting a mini pump but it's almost over already

[Anonymous No.51662689]

>>51662578
Whatever Blackrock says they are publicly doing, they are doing the opposite in secret.

[Anonymous No.51662691]

Closing green

[Anonymous No.51662693]

>>51662578
>hedgies are just trying to help by telling us what they really think and what their intentions are in the market

[Anonymous No.51662699]

>>51662676
Here anon you dropped this

[Anonymous No.51662705]

>>51662640

[Anonymous No.51662706]

FUCK

AM I TOO LATE FOR XHB PUTS??

[Anonymous No.51662713]

>>51662578
extremely bullish

[Anonymous No.51662719]

>>51662689
but they know thats what we think- so they are actually right this time. I dont even know anymore... but Cramer was bullish so maybe they are lieing.

[Anonymous No.51662720]

Have the big 3 indices ever all closed at 0%? That's what I'm expecting, dubs demand it.

[Anonymous No.51662721]

Bearphoria. But no retards asking "how do I buy puts" so we've got roughly one more leg down.

>>51662706
Nevermind.

[Anonymous No.51662734]

SPY will never hit ATH again. This is America's Nikkei moment. America is in obvious decline and is about to be surpassed by China. I hope boogerheads understand this.

[Anonymous No.51662737]

They didn't trust in shemitah and kikes nuking everything like they have been doing since recorded history of the stock markets

[Anonymous No.51662740]

>Stock market crash directly correlated to the amount of bullshit articles talking about fascism
Hmmmmmmm.

[Anonymous No.51662742]

>>51662721
I know mechanically how
Just not how to account for Vix/IV and how to time it

[Anonymous No.51662743]

>>51662719
Cramer was bearish ytd

[Anonymous No.51662744]

>>51662676
Buy the dip sir. Stock great pump. Tight vagene with gains.

[Anonymous No.51662746]

>>51662721
it doesn't matter if you're a bull or a bear, there is still a lot of buy high sell low on all sides

[Anonymous No.51662747]

If spy doesn't rally to 365 by close I feel like I really beclowned myself today

[Anonymous No.51662749]

>>51662721
we will keep dumping until retards like you are nothing but a dried up blood stain on the streets

[Anonymous No.51662759]

>>51662734
>is about to be surpassed by China
If you think American stock market is doing bad, you haven't seen China's have you?

[Anonymous No.51662762]

>>51662689
Not really they do that becuase they’re a public company who has to disclose what they’re doing like Goldmaan and the SEC would open an investigation if they were out there telling people to hodl or buy when they have massive shorts open... The only faggots that get away with blatant open market manipulation is the faggot ass analysts, private hedge funds and family offices who don’t hold positions

[Anonymous No.51662764]

So all of this "spy is gonna break X level and then it's over!!" shit is just insane speculation right? Self fulfilling prophecy? What the fuck is the actual logical reason for these arbitrary levels being dump points? I'm guessing there probably isn't any

[Anonymous No.51662766]

SHEMITAH STOP

[Anonymous No.51662768]

>>51662740
This reminds me of the video where the guy working for Vice is throwing dildos at the wall to come up with article ideas

[Anonymous No.51662769]

>VIX

[Anonymous No.51662773]

>>51662642
we know, but they will try any trick in the torah to pump it above

[Anonymous No.51662774]

Mmmmmmm. Feelin so comfy. I'm finally getting the hang of this after all these years. I was never worried, not even last night with that neon green. Feels like the first time I finally started to get good at poker. Feels good. Finally get how this game works.

[Anonymous No.51662781]

line going up

[Anonymous No.51662785]

>>51662762
Blackrock didn't become one of the biggest asset managers in the world by "playing by the rules"

[Anonymous No.51662789]

>>51662762
Analysts who don’t hold positions*

[Anonymous No.51662790]

>>51662749
And we will moon the second a black dude in a car gets 10k Youtube views for explaining "How you can actually profit from a market decline! Whoa!"

[Anonymous No.51662791]

>>51662774
Buy signal

[Anonymous No.51662792]

>>51662685
>Housing numbers were good you gigaretard
check house prices and tell me it's not a slowdown little monkey brain

[Anonymous No.51662793]

>jews do a small pump and that's enough to convince people to buy
>they pull the rug just a few hours later
I won't blame the jews. the goys are too dumb and easily controlled

[Anonymous No.51662796]

>>51662764
people hide their stop losses below prior lows. so once you hit that level you trigger a bunch more sell orders & accelerate

[Anonymous No.51662798]

>>51662774
random government intervention and irrational interpretations of data and current events driving nonsensical trends?

[Anonymous No.51662804]

>>51662774
Fuck, time to offload

[Anonymous No.51662805]

>>51662634
No way. I'm not selling the bottom. Not again.

[Anonymous No.51662819]

>>51662768
Yup, and those writers probably get paid more than I do.

[Anonymous No.51662821]

>>51662785
That’s what Aladdin is for since it’s AI and it’s algos can’t be considered manipulation

[Anonymous No.51662825]

[Anonymous No.51662827]

>>51662796
Great so it's just market makers manipulating everything as usual, got it. Fuck all this shit man.

[Anonymous No.51662829]

BEAUTIFUL MARKET BRANDON

[Anonymous No.51662832]

There is nothing bearish happening at all. The only reason people are panicing is because they've watched too much CNBC and doomers on youtube. Economy is strongest it ever been and I'm optimistic about near and far future.

[Anonymous No.51662837]

I just can't be super bearish when "everyone" is expecting everything to go to shit, no one can know exactly where the bottom is but I don't think it's too far away

[Anonymous No.51662848]

>>51662769
Leading indicator. Shorting it is free money until armageddon.

[Anonymous No.51662855]

What the fuck happened? This morning it was almost 2% up and I look again and it's red.

[Anonymous No.51662854]

>>51662211
I need the website name to make stuff like this.

[Anonymous No.51662858]

Greg bros. ...

[Anonymous No.51662861]

>>51662832
The economy has been contracting for the past 2 quarters and will show negative growth for this next quarter.

[Anonymous No.51662864]

>>51662837
Because every once in a while what people think is going to happen, and what actually happens, match.

[Anonymous No.51662875]

>>51662791
>>51662804
>>51662798

Technical. Bounce. :) I'm gunna go make a smoothie.

[Anonymous No.51662876]

>>51662837
I've been saying that for months. I've been "buying when there's blood on the streets" this entire year.

[Anonymous No.51662882]

the selling will continue until morale improves

[Anonymous No.51662883]

>another crab day
where's the blood

[Anonymous No.51662884]

>shitpost

[Anonymous No.51662887]

>>51662861
Not a recession.
t. White House

[Anonymous No.51662889]

>>51662861
Uh, wrong. Economy and job market is the strongest in the history of the USA. Jest because number went down a little means nothing when you're this good.

[Anonymous No.51662900]

It’s hard to explain the superior feeling of just being from florida. When there is a hurricaine coming that feeling of superiority is tripled for some reason.

[Anonymous No.51662905]

Shemitah bros, we won
It's gonna dump so hard, mumu won't make a post for around 7 quarters
He won't even post bears because he only thinks line goes up
We truly won

[Anonymous No.51662908]

>>51662861
What is the cope gonna be when we have THREE quarter of red GDP data? Last time that happened was 2008

[Anonymous No.51662909]

>>51662883
why is it bobos vs mumus why is there no crab

[Anonymous No.51662915]

>>51662832
>There is nothing bearish happening at all.
Biden just blew up Nordstrom you idiot

[Anonymous No.51662918]

>>51662887
>>51662889

[Anonymous No.51662926]

>>51662908
They'll simply redefine what recession means again

[Anonymous No.51662927]

364 for just a lil while please, thanks fren

[Anonymous No.51662935]

>>51662876
>world economy theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Xdzra7fuJc

[Anonymous No.51662937]

>>51662915
At least men's warehouse is safe

[Anonymous No.51662941]

>>51662908
>Economic numbers come in a few percent low
>Hahahaha it's the end of the fucking world I told you!
Bears are so fucking stupid. See you in a year or two when no one even remembers all of the red this year.

[Anonymous No.51662942]

>>51662908
uh, the economy is crashing, that's a good thing here's why (spoiler: it destroys the patriarch and white male employment!)

[Anonymous No.51662944]

>>51662837
Don't worry mum, there will eventually be a green day. The record is 12 red days in a row, we're at 7 right now. I'm not *THAT* greedy.

[Anonymous No.51662946]

>>51662909
because bobos and mumus fight on the back of the crab, when bobo pushes mumu back, the crab scuttles down, when mumu pushes bobo back, the crab scuttles up, such is the great mythology of the market

[Anonymous No.51662947]

It’s anudda’ Shoah

[Anonymous No.51662948]

>>51662417
holding vix so I'm making no money

[Anonymous No.51662949]

>>51662819
kek thanks. I'm downloading it for future shitposting purposes

[Anonymous No.51662951]

>>51662908
>i-it's not a real recession, the "experts" haven't said so

[Anonymous No.51662953]

>>51662915
>Biden just blew up Nordstrom
Holy fuck, I know someone who works there. Do you know which location was hit?!

[Anonymous No.51662954]

I WAS UP HUNDREDS ON SOXL THIS MORNING
NOW I AM DOWN HUNDREDS
STOP THIS AT ONCE

[Anonymous No.51662955]

>>51662915
Oh this is new to me.

[Anonymous No.51662956]

Tinnitus sucks, I could make so much more money if I could just wake up earlier

[Anonymous No.51662959]

>>51662926
Inb4 "An entire year of GDP isn't a recession goy, our cooked unemployment numbers are too high"

[Anonymous No.51662960]

FUCK THIS BITCH
FUCK YOU BIDEN

[Anonymous No.51662963]

>>51662946
but on what does the crab stand on anon?

[Anonymous No.51662965]

>>51662908
There doesn't need to be a new cope, they already redefined a recession to be "whenever we feel like calling it". It's future-proof.

[Anonymous No.51662967]

DXY finally getting bid. There may be a little panic if it really starts breaking above the Sunday night highs.

[Anonymous No.51662969]

>>51662951
real recession has never been tried

[Anonymous No.51662975]

gonna celebrate today by getting a mcdouble meal and then going to a asian massage parlor

[Anonymous No.51662978]

BUDDY NORD STREAM 1 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.51662982]

>>51662908
Dunno, and I don't care, not the first crash. Too much melodrama over all of this.

[Anonymous No.51662985]

>>51662967
The Yankees won't expect us at 115. Charge, boys, charge!

[Anonymous No.51662987]

>>51662915
their clothes are overpriced, deserved it tbqdesu

[Anonymous No.51662988]

my td and robinhood accounts are both up 80% bless

[Anonymous No.51662989]

>>51662908
>fack check: false

[Anonymous No.51662991]

>>51662941
Hi Yellen

[Anonymous No.51663002]

>>51662963
the turtle

[Anonymous No.51663006]

Dubs decide what I buy.

[Anonymous No.51663008]

>>51662858
I shouldn't be laughing

[Anonymous No.51663011]

>>51662837
>fear and greed index
back to lebbit basedcuck

[Anonymous No.51663014]

>>51662975
I might brave the rain here and go get burgers too, tasty AND comfy

[Anonymous No.51663015]

>>51663006
SOXS

[Anonymous No.51663016]

>>51662915
How is that a bad news?

[Anonymous No.51663020]

>>51662858
the better index is fucking PEGGED to the MAX

[Anonymous No.51663024]

>>51662908
Its a transitional period of negative economic growth chud.

[Anonymous No.51663025]

>>51662982
It's almost as if the mainstream media needed a new narrative to scare everyone with after the pandemic fizzled out and the war turned out to be another nothingburger

[Anonymous No.51663027]

>>51662941
>No one is gonna remember almost an entire year of red

[Anonymous No.51663029]

>market bagholds to -25% all year
>panic sells the bottom because ???

[Anonymous No.51663033]

>>51662941
you mean by the time everyone kys themselves?

[Anonymous No.51663037]

>>51662989
DEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKED!

[Anonymous No.51663045]

>tfw holding over 1000 soxl shares..

[Anonymous No.51663048]

Does anyone here have experience smoking weed every day and then not smoking weed anymore.

[Anonymous No.51663054]

>>51662837
>a meteor just crashed into NYC!
>yeah but everyone is bearish on that I'm buying calls

[Anonymous No.51663055]

>>51663027
Yeah? Just wait. It'll happen.

>>51663020
What does this even represent?

[Anonymous No.51663058]

>>51663048
I'm still in the smoke weed every day phase

[Anonymous No.51663062]

>>51663045
You weren't supposed to buy SOXL until SOX goes back over the 200 day moving average. That's gonna be a while

[Anonymous No.51663065]

>>51663045
>tfw holding over 1000 soxs shares..

[Anonymous No.51663067]

>>51662975
What a fucking Chad

[Anonymous No.51663068]

>>51663045
I have beclowned myself, I didn't sell this morning

[Anonymous No.51663070]

>>51662941
>he doesn't know about japan
>he thinks economics is a "science"
>he hasn't read a history book since highschool
>he doesn't know the inevitable fate of debasing currency
>he sleeps with a warren buffet body pillow even though Buffet is now bearish on America

[Anonymous No.51663075]

>>51662286

[Anonymous No.51663074]

Why OIL is still GREEN ?

[Anonymous No.51663076]

>>51663048
yea
you'll survive

[Anonymous No.51663078]

>>51663020
lmao

[Anonymous No.51663080]

>>51663045
Good one, now post yfw they 20:1 reverse-split.

[Anonymous No.51663081]

>>51663048
Delta 8
Gets you so high the first couple of times, you instantly want to stop
Then you realize weed is a tool like anything else
You don't take aspirin daily, do you? Well, you shouldn't be smoking weed daily either

[WSB No.51663086]

>>51662953
Near a Denmark territory island apparently. It's in the catalog somewhere.

[Anonymous No.51663088]

>>51663048
Yes. I just took a three week break after smoking pretty much every day for like ten years. Absolutely no noticeable side effects, other than my dreams coming back pretty intensely after about a week. Your experience may vary.

[Anonymous No.51663089]

>>51663048
yea its like booze- it sucks first few weeks. If you give your self shit to do and responsibilities it gets easier.

[Anonymous No.51663091]

>>51663048
Yeah. Had withdrawals for about a week so I picked up caffeine. Never felt better in my entire life

[Anonymous No.51663095]

>>51663074
Nordstream went down

[Anonymous No.51663099]

>>51662286
We warned them...

[Anonymous No.51663102]

>>51663074
Temporary pump because of the hurricane I guess

[Anonymous No.51663105]

>>51663074
OPEC threatened cuts.

[Anonymous No.51663106]

>>51663055
>Yeah? Just wait. It'll happen.

[Anonymous No.51663110]

364 for a lil while is super reasonable fellas. just a lil while thanks MMs

[Anonymous No.51663111]

>>51663058
I smoked weed (potent dabs) every day for a few years nonstop and my withdrawals were so surprisingly mild. Like 2 days of poor sleep, some boredom, and low appetite then youre back to normal

But the thing is the drug just makes you so fucking lazy and content with being lazy
>>51663088
Also like this guy says the dreams are fucking crazy thats a big one everyone has on weed withdrawals
>>51663091
Is caffeine a good replacement for cannabis?

[Anonymous No.51663112]

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[Anonymous No.51663116]

>>51663081
>You don't take aspirin daily, do you?
I do, /fit/ told me I should to reduce the risk of stroke from my preworkout stimulant mix.

[Anonymous No.51663118]

>>51663062
Except by that point anyone buying now will be up bigly. All these rules are so fucking arbitrary if you just plan to buy and hold.

[Anonymous No.51663119]

>>51663048
Yeah, it sucks. Get a hobby to keep you busy, or you'll go right back.
>>51663086
>>51663095
Why would brandon attack the pipeline? Media is blaming Russia (obviously)

[Anonymous No.51663121]

>>51662363
Where to buy? Is that real?

[Anonymous No.51663123]

>>51663006
KNEEPADS

[Anonymous No.51663127]

>>51663055
some schizo's market risk index

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjMmZwyN_aM

[Anonymous No.51663134]

>>51663070
Hahahahahahahaha EVERY TIME someone compares the US economy to Japan and it really gives me a chuckle. How fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.51663146]

>>51663111
>Is caffeine a good replacement for cannabis?
take theanine and some st johns wort to help with anxiety if you want, other than that just chill out and have a beer

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51663152]

>>51663048
Yeah, it sucks, you'll basically keep thinking about getting high all day for a few weeks, so you'll want something to do to keep your mind occupied. The withdraw from weed is just constantly being bored. It's not that bad.

[Anonymous No.51663153]

>>51663006
spy 350P 10/18

[WSB No.51663155]

>>51663119
Dunno, 8D infinite clean energy by forcing eurozone into cold theater 2.0.

No take backsies on the pipe. You oilfags are worse than soýchuggers.

[Anonymous No.51663159]

>>51663116
Fellow pseudo ephedrine Chad, I see you.

[Anonymous No.51663161]

>>51663146
the fuck is saint johns wort lmao

[Anonymous No.51663164]

>>51663118
>Except by that point anyone buying now will be up bigly. All these rules are so fucking arbitrary if you just plan to buy and hold.
Have you considered the possibility we get a repeat of the dot com crash in semiconductors? If you buy "right now" and extrapolate what happens to your SOXL if we keep crashing you will see just how not arbitrary that 200 day moving average really is.
Read this paper: https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701

[Anonymous No.51663165]

>>51663116
Taking aspirin every day can give you a sensitivity to salicylates which are in lots of enjoyable things like fresh beer. Happened to my dad and now he breaks out in hives when he eats or drinks random shit.

[Anonymous No.51663174]

Buttcorn

[Anonymous No.51663177]

>>51663161
some kind of herb or spice given to us by colonel sanders I think

[Anonymous No.51663183]

>>51663134
You won't forget anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g

[Anonymous No.51663184]

>>51663081
I hear aspirin has cardioprotective properties

[Anonymous No.51663186]

Here we go again
AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51663199]

>>51663111
Worked wonders for me. Caffeine is used in some migraine medicine and that softened the blow. The productivity boost was certainly a fantastic plus.

[Anonymous No.51663203]

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51663204]

>>51663152
I see, so the best way to get over weed withdrawals is just basically keeping your mind busy?

[Anonymous No.51663205]

>>51663119
>Why would brandon attack the pipeline?
https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1490792461979078662

>>51663174
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51663211]

50VOO/50JEPI
i name it plan JOO

[Anonymous No.51663214]

>>51663095
*Nordstrom. Spetsnaz stole a bunch of our luxury clothes.

[Anonymous No.51663218]

>>51663134
>it's different this time
yeah because there are no corollaries at all
i almost want to call you a paid shill but they would be better at it

[Anonymous No.51663222]

Cheeky little 5yr bond auction in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.51663225]

ppt started their shift apparently

[Anonymous No.51663227]

NEW

>>51663219

>>51663219

[Anonymous No.51663228]

new
>>51663220
>>51663220
>>51663220
>>51663220

[Anonymous No.51663229]

BAKE SLAVE NIGGER

[Anonymous No.51663235]

>>51663116
that is going to fuck you over so badly in a few years, for the love of god don't fall for the daily asprin meme

[Anonymous No.51663236]

>>51663227
>>51663228
niggers

[Anonymous No.51663239]

>>51663174
What's happening? Other cryptos are dumping too

[Anonymous No.51663241]

>>51662825
REEEEEEE
HOW DO YOU PICK LEVELS

[Anonymous No.51663248]

>>51662504
Fuck me I sold drv in the forties I feel it

[Anonymous No.51663258]

>>51663174
buttbort

[Anonymous No.51663261]

>>51663228
>>51663227
>threads both 1 post off
>link posts both 1 post off

[Anonymous No.51663276]

>>51663174
lol it did a bart

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51663317]

>>51663204
yep, I used to smoke an ounce a week like a decade ago and just stopped cold turkey after my dealer got raided.

[Anonymous No.51663328]

>>51663205
Intredasting. So you really think dark brandon did it, huh? Isn't Germany an ally?