/SMG/ STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.51656179]

BEYOND edition

Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.51656190]

am new to stocks
what buy?

[Anonymous No.51656205]

>>51656190
Buy SPY every week and retire when you're 60

[Anonymous No.51656212]

>>51656205
but if i retired i'd be re-tired hahaha

[Anonymous No.51656213]

>>51656179
NNDM kikes with boat loads of money that are going to start making news to pump and dump, sooner you get in most likely you are going to catch the ride

[Anonymous No.51656216]

>>51656205
Kms

[Anonymous No.51656224]

>>51656190
Anything. The Biden bull is going to bring generational wealth from the blood of seething chud MAGA shorts.
Just so you are in the know. Biden is also known as the "Harbinger of the Meltup". A fabled mythic hero in Wall St. lore.

[Anonymous No.51656225]

>>51656190
SOXL

[Anonymous No.51656228]

Dubs for SOXL

[Anonymous No.51656237]

>>51656228
is this an ai image for ants?

[Anonymous No.51656239]

America has 3 more years left tops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeYN4t1oJ2E

[Anonymous No.51656253]

>>51656239
three months you mean
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIeoWMAZTtk

[Anonymous No.51656256]

Futas looking gooda

[Anonymous No.51656265]

What’s a weeb?

[Anonymous No.51656309]

What's with euros? Didn't the Boe say they're gonna hike? Figured they'd be plummeting

[Anonymous No.51656316]

>>51656309
>euros
>BOE
anon...

[Anonymous No.51656330]

>>51656253
What if we sacrifice whats left of the middle east too? sure that would buy us a little more time?

[Anonymous No.51656338]

>>51656212
booooooo

[Anonymous No.51656345]

>>51656316
England's up, the Nordstream is gonna crush under sea pressure, euro is down to atls, but they're pumping? I guess I can't see alternatives for their money but goddamn it's weird

[Anonymous No.51656348]

>>51656224
KEK

[Anonymous No.51656386]

>>51656224
i dont think wall street gives a shit about biden unless he's passing more bills that give out free money to certain industries, like CHIPS or Inflation reduction act

[Anonymous No.51656390]

>>51656224
>"Harbinger of the Meltup"
wouldnt that mean he is melting the economic milkshake? wouldnt that be a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.51656440]

>>51656386
>i dont think wall street gives a shit about biden

are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.51656445]

>>51656224
the maga chuds would hate that

[Anonymous No.51656454]

When is the next COVID booster shot purchase scheduled? Should I buy pfizer or moderna or both?

[Anonymous No.51656461]

bobros... i dont feel too good...

[Anonymous No.51656467]

>futes pumping after we held key support
are you ready /smiggers/

[Anonymous No.51656482]

Crypto actually killed gold today. This is the end of shiny rocks forever. It's now the most memetic internet points

[Anonymous No.51656554]

why are futures pumping

[Anonymous No.51656556]

>Futures neon green
Bros wtf I missed the bottom again

[Anonymous No.51656558]

I've been gone on vacation

What the hell happened and why are futures pumping when currencies are crumbling?

[Anonymous No.51656560]

for the greedy bears, you're looking at a winter of severe losses and debt for yourselves, your families, and the bankruptcy lawyers you will soon overwhelm.

[Anonymous No.51656586]

>>51656467
i sold everything and waited for moves, i know this fucking market is fake and fucking gay.
i could lietrally take towads the fukcing moon on the worst depression the world has ever seen.
i am getting ready to shoot my load in to oil, that shit got seriously over sold this week

[Anonymous No.51656600]

>>51656556
Have you tried trading futures? I've adjusted my futures options a few times tonight already.

[Anonymous No.51656605]

i'm chilling in bangkok while my shorts keep printing. don't forget to treat yourselves fellow bobos

[Anonymous No.51656612]

>>51656605
whatcha doin there bobo

[Anonymous No.51656618]

>>51656454
No one is taking boosters

[Anonymous No.51656622]

fellow slurpers, how is the future looks right now, when do we jump back in?

[Anonymous No.51656623]

>>51656605
That's a lot of bug chambers. I've never been in a metropolis maybe I should visit.

[Anonymous No.51656628]

[Anonymous No.51656634]

>>51656618
If you ever left your basement you would know thats false.

[Anonymous No.51656653]

>>51656558
We're retarded

[Anonymous No.51656662]

>>51656612
living the good life fren

[Anonymous No.51656668]

i dont think ive ever seen futures like this wtf lol shemitah is real im sorry i doubted

[Anonymous No.51656670]

Why the fuck is BoJ still buying it's own bonds

[Anonymous No.51656672]

>>51656622
We're pretty close to June lows so be careful if you wanna slurp. Maybe wait for next year if you wanna sleep well at night

[Anonymous No.51656681]

>>51656668
i dont even think its possible for "them" to reverse a fucking 1.5% futures what even is this

[Anonymous No.51656688]

>>51656681
he bought?

[Anonymous No.51656697]

>>51656681
They'll pump it until open because retail doesn't trade futures.

[Anonymous No.51656709]

>>51656668
its rosh hashanah the jewish new year
we chosen people are starting anew

[Anonymous No.51656711]

>>51656681
powell is talking about digital currency pre market
he could outlaw bitcoin
he could create fedcoin
never say never anon

[Anonymous No.51656719]

>>51656709
i thought it didnt happen till yom kippur
did the jews flip it on us cause we're onto their tricks?

[Anonymous No.51656736]

Goldman forecasts UK inflation to hit 22.4% in 2023

[Anonymous No.51656755]

>>51656709
And i simply hold my shorts,
Not a single sign of any good news

[Anonymous No.51656760]

Bongs are fucking worthless. You offer me 10 bongs or a tray of that fried goyslop I'd rather take the goyslop.

[Anonymous No.51656761]

yields...

[Anonymous No.51656768]

Shemitah is over that why its green right?

[Anonymous No.51656800]

I was wrong about everything. This is the best economy we've ever had. Sorry mumu

[Anonymous No.51656804]

>>51656670
Because they'll default if they don't. The US is next.

[Anonymous No.51656818]

>>51656804
Defaulting wouldn't even be that bad to be honest

[Anonymous No.51656826]

what music are you guys listening too while watching the impending economic collapse unfold?

https://youtu.be/jAp6VacGjg0

[Anonymous No.51656851]

>>51656818
No. Default would be ten times as bad as 1929. Look at what happened to greece. It permanently vaporized their stock market and sent them back to being a developing country, PLUS with the extra tax burden of a country like Denmark and none of the benefits.

[Anonymous No.51656863]

yen is still close to breaking 145 barrier again
why aren't they intervening agin

[Anonymous No.51656864]

>>51656826
damn bro i love some mallsoft
try a new floral experience if you havent yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNLhDAiI7jw
>baby theres no hurry
>we aint got to worry

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.51656878]

>>51656467
holy shit, spuds mackenzie has gotten really old

[Anonymous No.51656883]

>>51656804
>Because they'll default if they don't
what? how does them not buying bonds lead to them defaulting?

[Anonymous No.51656896]

>>51656883
Yield curve control. By propping up the bond market they can lower the interest rates on their national debt (236% of GDP, the highest in the works), but only at the cost of making inflation worse.

[Anonymous No.51656897]

I just had an emotional reaction to finally seeing premarket green, I'm too emotionally invested.

[Anonymous No.51656912]

The US 10 year yield will be 4.5% by tomorrow afternoon. Enjoy your green day, but remember the cost.

[sleeper No.51656914]

They are desperately trying to keep this all afloat. Bitfinex and Binance had the biggest buying volume days of the whole bullrun.

Kikes trying to push spx with futures over the wykoff range. Powell speaking today. They are afraid shitless of what they have caused and senile husk party has to win elections soon.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.51656915]

>>51656662
Wow. That’s an awfully green city view.
What is that, DC? LA?

[Anonymous No.51656920]

>>51656896
How do they have such a high debt to gdp ratio that’s insane, Britain is only 80% and the market is punishing them for attempting to increase that. How are the Japs not totally fucked

[sleeper No.51656923]

they even had to make their shabbos goy Kramer go out on twatter and say that he is sure that we are breaking the june lows.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.51656932]

>>51656912
looks like 2 year is currently around 4.2% and 10 year is currently around 3.7%

go be a nigger somewhere else

[Anonymous No.51656939]

>>51656851

Moscow still (had) a stock market after their 1998 default.

But I couldn't imagine a US default, how that would even work.

[Anonymous No.51656945]

>>51656920
Taking out debt for economic "stimulus" that didn't actually do anything to boost their GDP, so now they can't pay it back. The US is currently at nearly 130% debt to GDP because of similar policies. That's even higher than Greece's at the time of their crisis, and our bond yields are approaching the same range Greece's were when shit hit the fan for them in 2009.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.51656947]

>>51656761
holy shit. did not realize you were keeping this shit fairly up to date.
thanks a ton, anon

[Anonymous No.51656949]

>>51656912
its not gona be 4.5%, but we could be pushing 4% on the 10YR if this keeps up

i think we'll see the plunge protection team step in here to stabilize in the short term. they might be working after hours right now, which is why we have yields falling and stock futures green

[Anonymous No.51656956]

>>51656864
vaporwave and mallsoft are perfect for reading news late at night, especially financial topics. I like to mix it up with synthwave, retrowave, chillwave, and even future funk/city pop if there's other shit going down like the housing markets crashing KEK.

[Anonymous No.51656959]

>>51656932
It jumps on irrational green days because that means the Fed needs to tighten harder. Tomorrow the yield curve finally uninverts, setting the stage for all hell to break loose.

[Anonymous No.51656971]

>>51656761
>that 5-10 year dip
Nice

[Anonymous No.51656973]

UK default risk is at 72% according to Bloomberg.

I'm waiting for the dump.

[Anonymous No.51656975]

so what do you think sbout SPY end-of-the-week?

[Anonymous No.51656978]

>>51656975
Under 360 for sure

[Anonymous No.51656982]

>>51656975
Depends on how housing data then gdp goes

[Anonymous No.51656990]

>>51656973
>UK default risk is at 72% according to Bloomberg.
how to profit? short UK gov't bonds? short the pound?

[Anonymous No.51656992]

Jpow speaks tomorrow and again later in the week

[Anonymous No.51656994]

>>51656990
Bonds will go to zero.

[Anonymous No.51656995]

What's the catalyst for a green day today?

[Anonymous No.51657008]

>>51656995
:^)

[Anonymous No.51657018]

>>51656994
what are the UK govt bond tickers?

[Anonymous No.51657027]

>>51656947
>>51656971
Here is Yesterday's close for Yields.

[Anonymous No.51657044]

>>51656995
Short covering, retail buys, then we dump lower
Retail is so fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.51657103]

>futures

https://youtu.be/jLvDnRU_ajk

[Anonymous No.51657134]

>>51657027
When do I buy leap puts

[Anonymous No.51657137]

>>51656995
Bear market rally for the usual reasons there are always bear market rallies. I might trade this one (long) depending how it shapes up.

[Anonymous No.51657142]

...what did China mean by this shit?

https://twitter.com/Fxhedgers/status/1574587101642821632

[Anonymous No.51657161]

>>51657134
On the SPX* / SPY?

[Anonymous No.51657171]

When does global famine kick in? I was promised a shitload of dead arabs, niggers and chinks.

[Anonymous No.51657173]

>>51657161
yeah

[Anonymous No.51657191]

>>51657171
I dunno you have to ask holocaust people, try /pol/ it's full of them

[Anonymous No.51657198]

>>51657134
>When do I buy leap puts
not right before a bear market rally. also leap puts might not actually make you any money if the market crabs for too long and you lose to theta decay

[Anonymous No.51657205]

>>51657171
Cats protecting his water melons

[Anonymous No.51657218]

What a fake fucking pump.

[Anonymous No.51657224]

i am still dcaing
is this what it feels like to become reddit?

[Anonymous No.51657233]

>>51656995

[Anonymous No.51657237]

i told you the bottom was in but you didnt listen. now you are priced out forever

[Anonymous No.51657248]

Bobo, fuck you

[Anonymous No.51657250]

>europe dumping
>futas lower
>pm lower

[Anonymous No.51657252]

>>51657248
we all have our roles to play

[Anonymous No.51657264]

>>51657142
it means their country is about to implode

[Anonymous No.51657271]

>>51656995
We're crabbing tomorrow dummy

[Anonymous No.51657272]

>>51657173
Any time the SPX* is upove 4180, the last rally was 40 trading days and 17% rebound.

So in Nov 20th

or when it touches the 50 SMA

[Anonymous No.51657285]

>>51656995
us economic data

[Anonymous No.51657287]

Hi folks, I adjusted the cheat sheet for the recession. The original poster used an average from the last 50 years, which is hardly applicable in downturns. Explanation:

Green Today + Green Futures = Red Tomorrow
Green Today + Crab Futures = Red Tomorrow
Green Today + Red Futures = Red Tomorrow
Crab Today + Green Futures = Red Tomorrow
Crab Today + Crab Futures = Red Tomorrow
Crab Today + Red Futures = Red Tomorrow
Red Today + Green Futures = Red Tomorrow
Red Today + Crab Futures = Red Tomorrow
Red Today + Red Futures = Red Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51657294]

>>51657264
I hope so. I hate commies so much you guys have no idea.

[Anonymous No.51657296]

>>51657285
Why would that be positive

[Anonymous No.51657300]

>>51656761
is high yields good or bad im financially illiterate

[Anonymous No.51657302]

>>51657272
The next local top is at 390 but not before we go to 350. Your TA is extremely embarrassing

[Anonymous No.51657311]

>>51657296
cos democrats need votes

[Anonymous No.51657312]

War is about to break out with Russia. This is just one last attempt to pull in retail in order to ruin as many people as possible in the catastrophe to come.

[Anonymous No.51657319]

>>51657250
Once you realize nothing makes sense, up is down, and left is right everything will become clear. Inflation has been caused by a huge supply of cheap money, increasing the interest rate reduces the supply of money, the stock market is betting that the government will change its mind about trying to reign in inflation. The stock market believes this because that is what happened the last 3 times we crashed (dotcom, housing, covid) but those policies are what got us to the inflation problem we have now. These stocks have nothing to do with the economy, this is all a guessing game about government policy and the probability of further government intervention to keep cash flowing freely, regardless of actual production.
>>51657311
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.51657320]

>>51656912
That's a good news. Finally it will make sense to invest in bonds..

[Anonymous No.51657325]

>>51657320
inflation is double that you twat

[Anonymous No.51657329]

>>51657325
Wow you're smart, thanks for pointing that out. I guess I should just keep cash then.

[Anonymous No.51657335]

how do i view european natural gas futures? trying to look a the price action following this Nordstream pipeline sabotage

[Anonymous No.51657338]

based italy voted in a god, country and family woman in.

[Anonymous No.51657345]

>>51657329
Or you could think about the implications of 1 million barrels of oil a day being removed from the US market starting in mid November.

[Anonymous No.51657349]

>>51657312
Wars are bullish for jewish/oligarch profits.

[Anonymous No.51657355]

>>51657319
QE has not lead us to inflation. the biggest cash injection of all time did, shh

[Anonymous No.51657356]

>>51657345
especially when combined with the fact that the SPR is ~220 million barrels low (which is where the 1 million barrels/day came from) and that will have to be replenished if we have any delusion of national integrity

[Anonymous No.51657358]

A five year bull run just started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qTghUgMOeY

[Anonymous No.51657359]

>>51657345
I think about lots of things, some of them are diversifying portfolio and risk management. But I'm sure you have 100% profit guarantee, bulletproof, risk-free strategy to outplay the market. Never heard one like that before, for sure.

[Anonymous No.51657370]

hold on
did someone bid up futures just to dump on europe for a better price before it tanks more?

[Anonymous No.51657383]

>>51657370
no

[Anonymous No.51657398]

>>51657356
the us uses 20 million per day, so... 5% of the total supply? i dont know enough about the next few steps to say if 1 million barrels a day is significant or not

[Anonymous No.51657406]

>>51657383
but it started tanking exactly at 3am when euros opened
seems like you could game it higher pretty cheaply if you had enough money

[Anonymous No.51657409]

>>51657398
it's the primary driver behind gas dropping in price before the midterm election

[Anonymous No.51657417]

Had a vivid dream last night.
Everything was frozen. My whole house iced up walls, stacks of ice and snow on the stairs heading down from waking up. Everything, everywhere, frozen wastelands.

Do with this information as you will and yes, of course, Im from Europe how did you guess.

[Anonymous No.51657439]

>>51657349
https://www.investors.com/news/best-defense-stocks-to-buy/
Time to out-Jew ZOG

[Anonymous No.51657441]

>>51657417
>europoors getting apocalyptic stress dreams
Yeah I’m thinking we’re ready for a bear market rally

[Anonymous No.51657455]

>>51657406
This isn't a penny stock man, like that avtc or whatever some retard was shilling that has zero volume

[Anonymous No.51657458]

>>51657409
Seems like if china was going to make a play for taiwan they'd do it soon so we don't have the capability to respond

[Anonymous No.51657464]

>>51657302
The SPX* will hit 4100 before it it hit 3900

[Anonymous No.51657484]

got a work shift starting soon. gonna miss moshes pump day.

feels good to get some distance from the markets again.

[Anonymous No.51657501]

>>51657458
not enough boats, at all
not possible

[Anonymous No.51657575]

>>51657417
just gonna be an average day for us yuropeans

[Anonymous No.51657591]

SVIX is where da money at.

[Anonymous No.51657598]

When's the bottom for emerging markets? Holding dollars isn't gonna work forever

[Anonymous No.51657620]

>>51657598
I think when the dxy hits 120. Source my ass

[Anonymous No.51657629]

>>51657591
un(o) número tres para mí por favor

[Anonymous No.51657655]

Can any euro bros here explain to my why there is a Euro Stoxx 50 index and also a Stoxx Europe 50 index both of which are about the same price and both have 50 stocks in them despite the fact the stocks are different and the two indexes are indeed distinct products from each other. It's hard to Google since the names are so similar. What's the big difference and which one should I buy?

[Anonymous No.51657658]

timed my bobo exit pretty well. yesterday was -.60% and missed gains but today is +1% already which would mean bigger losses than the gains from yesterday.

[Anonymous No.51657665]

The entire global economy is heading towards another crash, and fast

[Anonymous No.51657669]

>>51657655
try these keywords (i dont use euro ETFs so one of us is gonna have to read the factsheets either way)

[Anonymous No.51657675]

>>51657655
maybe they are different countries same overall eu stoxx product. not sure

[Anonymous No.51657713]

>>51657669
Okay thanks bro. I'm obviously Google retarted
>>51657675
Yeah I think one is eurozone only so no loicense for Bri'ish stuff. Maybe that's the main distinguishing characteristic. The thing about European stocks is since the union seems to lurch from crisis to crisis there are lots of opportunities to buy really big oversold dips. The US market obviously goes up higher in the long term and has lower volatility but an event like when Putin invaded in March caused a nice opportunity and there will be more I'm sure of it

[Anonymous No.51657724]

i made $500 today, bros!
we're gonna make it!

[Anonymous No.51657725]

>>51657294
based

[Anonymous No.51657741]

>>51657142
That means you should probably dedicate at least 5% of your portfolio to YINN cuz it's about to explode. Maybe. Commies can be sneaky

[Anonymous No.51657766]

>>51657629
She's mine.

[Anonymous No.51657769]

>>51657598
learn how to go short. its actually pretty easy... you short-sell the stock, wait for it to go lower, and buy it back for cheaper and keep the difference as your profit

i think part of the problem with /smg/ is not many people know how to go short, so they start freaking out in bear markets because they dont know what to do

[Anonymous No.51657768]

Wtfwt

[Anonymous No.51657787]

>>51657769
most people here are trading from some fisher-price smartphone "broker" with the most useless ui imaginable

[Anonymous No.51657789]

should i short oil ? Thoughts ?

[Real Baggie No.51657790]

>>51657287
Kek

[Anonymous No.51657793]

>>51657620
it could actually get to 120. that was the highs from 2001

[Anonymous No.51657794]

We are heading towards the biggest financial collapse in centuries. Millions will lose their jobs, thousands will starve. There will be blood on the streets.

[Anonymous No.51657796]

>>51657713
yeah true. sucks that all countries have their own data packages and nothing is free. they are losing a lot of retail with that imo. should be way more combined market products and some for free.

[Anonymous No.51657800]

Bobo just wants to ride a fat wave. Give bobo a solid week of bullshit rallies

[Anonymous No.51657808]

im heading of to the wagie cage. gl on the market bros

[Anonymous No.51657814]

>>51657787
well dump robinhood and get a real broker. schwab, fidelity, e*trade, IKBR, TD Ameritrade will all work. the broker doesn't matter that much

can you even short-sell stocks on robinhood? you need to be able to do that if you want to trade

[Anonymous No.51657817]

>>51657794
as long as it allows me to escape ever having to be this guy, >>51657808, i'm happy

[Anonymous No.51657822]

>>51657458
The major problem that countries are facing right now in terms of miltary operations is populations are a lot higher than they were 100 years ago, wars of conquest and slaughter are no longer allowed, the 24 hour news cycle means everything you do is broadcast worldwide, and if you take over an area, you are now responsible for its civilians. This wasn't such a problem in the past because most places had their own agriculture and the local population was relatively self sufficient. Now, everyone relies on imported everything and disrupting the logistics of the civilian world means they're going to starve to death. In terms of taiwan, the whole thing is only valuable because of semiconductors, so if you accidentally kill all the people who know how the plant works, you just fucked yourself. This is why we are now in the era of cuck warfare, the US only got away with bombing the shit out of civilians because that was the unipolar era and muh 911. Civil wars are going to be the name of the game in the 21st century because they lack the accountability of real wars in terms of nuclear deterrent usage. These will of course be proxy wars, but we already know this from the arab spring and ukraine in 2014 and now again in 2022.

[Anonymous No.51657823]

My UNG calls from yesterday will make up for all the money I lost on BLUE

[Anonymous No.51657830]

>>51657814
you have the assumption that most people have any interest in utilising the additional tools you get from using an actual broker and desktop application; most people (normalfags) just want everything done from a phone with the least amount of effort needed, which is why they use these

it is why /smg/ is so braindead regarding the bare fundamentals when it comes to actual investing and most just run the same options gambling strats without it ever going beyond mere speculation

[Anonymous No.51657832]

>>51657814
Robinhood is unironically the future and faggots like you will be left behind.

[Anonymous No.51657849]

>>51657832
i guess that's why institutions still use desktop clients and create their own services instead of trading from a fucking smartphone like the retail plebs they extract value from

[Anonymous No.51657854]

>>51657832
Future headline 2 years from now: Robinhood buys tradingview. Now you can have 6 gorillion charts, memelines, and indicators on that magic rock you carry on your pocket

[Anonymous No.51657859]

News flash faggots. GDP gonna come in good and we double bottom at 3620-3640 range

[Anonymous No.51657860]

what platform do you think warren buffet uses? direct hotline to the NYSX underground command centre?

[Anonymous No.51657867]

>>51657830
Use your bloated suit and tie broker to notice trends for you then lazy fuck. Then use Robinhood to buy/sell its vastly easier, faster and cheaper. Being pretentious doesnt make you look cool.

[Anonymous No.51657871]

>>51657860
he uses the US postal system

[Anonymous No.51657874]

>>51657264
>>51657741
>>51657794

Wonder what the official theme should be for China sending the entire world into an economic depression?

https://youtu.be/2VPnkqLVJYA

[Anonymous No.51657876]

>>51656179
>Post some fucking RECENT MAINSTREAM FINANCIAL NEWS HEADLINES FUCK YEAH!!!

[Anonymous No.51657882]

>>51657854
tradingview already has an app, the problem again is that doing any of this from a shit phone screen where data is very limited is not wise; why limit yourself when you can blow up all of these things on a screen or more?
>>51657867
>pretentious
you're not an investor, you're a gambling zoomer that refuses to put in any effort to understand what he's doing

[Anonymous No.51657884]

we ready for this pump?

[Anonymous No.51657887]

>>51657171
Winter, fren

[Anonymous No.51657892]

so what DO you guys use to invest?
i use a broker through my bank but it sucks so i want to change brokers but i'm not sure which are the best ones here in ozland

[Anonymous No.51657897]

>>51657882
K but we are beating faggots using 30 overlays so there is that.

[Anonymous No.51657898]

>>51657849
Trading on computers is for plebs. Personally, I exchange my share certificates in person only. In fact, I should be going already or I'll miss my plane. I'm flying to Paris where I'll meet a buyer for my Coca-Cola shares at Café Joyeux Opéra. See you later guys, or should I say, au revoir, à la prochaine

[Anonymous No.51657908]

>>51657882
>t. boomer who didn’t grow up using an iPhone

[Anonymous No.51657913]

>>51657882
Maybe will have 3d virtual reality trading with 50 charts floating and spinning in the air all over your living room

[Anonymous No.51657921]

>>51656179
I hope you don't fall for this obvious bull trap. We're going to pump today and tomorrow because retailers and TAs think we're double bottoming but it's just a relief really that will have no legs. On Thursday once GDP comes out we'll go back to the downward trend just as scheduled. If the report is good it'll give the Fed credibility to keep doing what they are going if it's bad it's a recession. You're fucked. Just enjoy today and tomorrow because it'll be red wojaks again from then on

[Anonymous No.51657923]

>>51657655
Okay the definitive answer here is the STOXX Europe 50 and the EURO STOXX 50 are essentially the same other than the latter index not including UK companies meaning companies like Shell, HSBC, AstraZeneca, UniLever, BP, etc. are not there. Incidentally the STOXX Europe 50 index has outperformed this year since it includes British stocks seeing as the FTSE100 has been stronger than its European counterpart indexes like the Stoxx 600, CAC 40, Dax, etc. main reason being British markets didn't take quite the huge nosedive in March the other indexes did. So there it is. I'm sure everyone has found this very informative

[Anonymous No.51657925]

>>51657898
>

[Anonymous No.51657934]

when will line go up again?

[Anonymous No.51657944]

>>51657934
today buddy
we are going to pump up today

[Anonymous No.51657948]

>>51657934
Well since Shemitah ended yesterday it might go up today before bobo comes out to play again

[Anonymous No.51657947]

>>51657921
Bears when the market is going up: Retail doesn't move the market this is just whale manipulation!!!!!!

Bears when the market is going down: lol see, retail is selling off and tanking the market!!!!!!

Absolute faggots, all of you. Your shortsighted cynicism will be your downfall.

[Anonymous No.51657950]

>>51657417
>my subconcious dictates stock market prices
fucking schitzo

[Anonymous No.51657958]

>>51657950
What in the great cornholio is that?

[Anonymous No.51657961]

Looks like that was the bottom time to buy in

[Anonymous No.51657965]

>>51657794
>We are heading towards the biggest financial collapse in centuries. Millions will lose their jobs, thousands will starve. There will be blood on the streets.
TWO MORE WEEKS. meanwhile futures are blowing up and I'm in at the bottom. hope you're ready to cover bobo

[Anonymous No.51657972]

>>51657958
https://huggingface.co/spaces/stabilityai/stable-diffusion

i hopped on the AI bandwagon, heres another from the same prompt. i think it was "skeletor pink wojack parade"

[Anonymous No.51657978]

>>51657947
I did mention TAs. There are plenty of money managers who rely on TA for entry and exit points. Or hedging when buying options.

Bill's greediness and delusion will be your downfall. There's nothing good right now. National Politics haven't even made news yet.

[Anonymous No.51657979]

>>51657830
>>51657832
>most people (normalfags) just want everything done from a phone with the least amount of effort needed

which is why these people never make any money. you think you can meme your way to financial independence? good luck, reddit

if you're using robinhood - you ARE the product. it is set up to drain money from your account and they sell order flow to hedgies who can just inverse you

[Anonymous No.51657995]

How is spy at like 365 while apple is nowhere near its 52 week low,?

[Anonymous No.51658002]

>>51657979
>a broker with a literal subscription service
yeah it's a fucking meme and any retard that falls for it deserves to lose their money

[Anonymous No.51658005]

>>51657979
No fucking shit you dumb nigger. I cant believe you just figured out consumers can be products. Robinhood and webull tell you what news is being pushed to them and their current emotional level. Getting an idea of how retail thinks and feels is vastly more important than all your faggot overlays.

[Anonymous No.51658010]

green day if post ends in even digit

[Anonymous No.51658013]

>>51657978
God you are completely fucking delusional

[Anonymous No.51658024]

>>51658005
What do you mean by they tell you what news is pushed to them? Qrd?

[Anonymous No.51658027]

Retest of yesterdays high into gigadump imminent

[Anonymous No.51658028]

before i go back to lurking here's a good argument why today/tomorrow may have a dead cat bounce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8A2uUn8H3Zc
skip to 6:20. BTW if anyone can tell me what those red and green bands/indicators are on his chart, major props and thanks.

[Anonymous No.51658036]

>>51657934
Perhaps today, the bull thesis is just to tempting not to scalp.
Consider this thoguh:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stocks/comments/xourk8/ive_lost_most_of_the_money_ive_invested_in_the/

This is pretty much the normal consensus view, and why were a long way from the bottom. We have to shake these people out before we get to the bottom.

[Anonymous No.51658038]

>>51658028
the rugpull doesn't happen until midterms are over, we're going to be on a slightly downward crab until then

[Anonymous No.51658040]

its going to go up because its been going down for the past week and so it has to go up

[Anonymous No.51658044]

>>51658005
Sir, you seem to have anger issues. I'm no psychologist, but usually it indicates suppressed homosexual desires. If you let me know where you live, I might help you hook up with some gay-friendly establishment. There is no need to be scared, gay community is very welcoming. Just let me know, alright? It might take me some time for me to reply, as I'll be checking in at the airport soon.

[Anonymous No.51658047]

>>51658024
They have headline news for the general market and also news pushed for individual stocks.

It's a shit ton of advertising and it definitely influences retail. Knowing how people think is superior to any overlay.

[Anonymous No.51658050]

Nice try, Jews, but I'm not touching this market with a 10ft pole.

[Anonymous No.51658054]

>>51658028
>skip to 6:20
No thanks not going to listen to some fucking basedjak talk.

Everyone is literally dumber than me and there's no need for me to listen to opinions or arguments of retards.

[Anonymous No.51658060]

>>51658044
Faggot you sound like baggot.

[Anonymous No.51658065]

>>51657264
>China will implode any time soon!

I hear this shit every day, for the last 10 years. 2 weeks amiright?

[Anonymous No.51658068]

>>51658060
It's ok sir, if you're not ready then there is no pushing alright? Have a great day and all.

[Anonymous No.51658069]

>>51658036
you can't shake out someone who plans on just buying and holding, anon. it's one of the few keys to success for normies in the markets. outside of paying the bills, basically i have half my money going into the 401k and ESPP the corporation i work for offers (a major SOXL holding, i won't say any more than that), and the other half i make my own gambles with. currently just loading up on all the shit that's on sale with a 10 year view at a minimum that involves scaling in and scaling out through the noise.

[Anonymous No.51658071]

>>51658047
Well I have td Ameritrade and Robinhood. Are you just talking about those 'cards' underneath your buying power that you swipe away? I'm asking because I got some notification recently about them doing something about sentiment or what people are buying or something new but I didn't pay much attention. I'm wondering if it's something new besides those things I swipe away

[Anonymous No.51658075]

>>51658005
>Getting an idea of how retail thinks
you can do that from /smg/, youtube, or CNBC though and still execute trades on a real broker
>this anon is making trades based on webull sentiment calculators and robinhood news flows
good lord, lmao even

>>51658005
>vastly more important than all your faggot overlays.
you have access to many more financial instruments at a real broker, like fixed-income, currencies, futures, baskets, etc. you dont only trade just stocks do you? uh-oh stinky...

you can't even short-sell on RH; you have to use a 3x bear etf or buy puts - that is not the same fucking thing. you need to be able to short-sell shares as part of a bear market trading strategy. fucking hell you are the definition of a retail memer

[Anonymous No.51658078]

This is one of the largest futures wave I've ever seen. We really are heading for a depression arnt we

[Anonymous No.51658080]

>>51658078
what do you mean? Green open means its going to go up anon

[Anonymous No.51658082]

>>51658069
401k: newb

[Anonymous No.51658084]

>>51657822
Good take faggot

[Anonymous No.51658086]

>>51658075
Sorry but tldr. Those real brokers are going out of business and it makes me happy.

[Anonymous No.51658095]

>>51658080
All waves come down

[Anonymous No.51658100]

>>51658086
>Sorry but tldr.
lol you're going broke zoomer and it makes me happy. we need to flush faggots like you out of these markets

[Anonymous No.51658104]

>>51658095
not this time
I see a good potential for a lasting green day (maybe two)

[Anonymous No.51658105]

>>51658071
https://robinhood.com/us/en/investor-index/

[Anonymous No.51658106]

>>51658082
what?

[Anonymous No.51658107]

>>51657934
When you manage to keep JPow away from the mic. JPow talking causes the market to go down

[Anonymous No.51658108]

>>51657655
>and the two indexes are indeed distinct products from each other.
indexes aren't products that you can buy. indexes are licensed to market-makers. so for example, "euro stoxx 50" is the name of an ETF product sold by SPDR ("spider", state street) on the NYSE under ticker FEZ. so perhaps you buy FEZ, but not the euro stoxx 50.

[Anonymous No.51658111]

>>51656179
this thread need more mumus

[Anonymous No.51658133]

So the formula for equity risk premium is (expected return on stocks) MINUS (treasury bond rate)
what is the formula for expected return on stocks, where do we get that value?

[Anonymous No.51658136]

>>51658100
Duh and I agree. I'm following your lead. Tidal wave up tidal wave down. God I wish I had a real broker to help me out. This is so confusing. I just want be smashed all day and drool on a pillow

Tell me the next play. Are we just going to keep getting bigger and shorter waves? What do your faggot overlays tell you? Over sold, right? But actually we arnt but everyone needs to buy back in because RSI drooling coke heads need to slurp. When does the wave break? Before this Friday or next?

[Anonymous No.51658142]

>>51658108
Yeah fair enough. I have a futures account though with access to Eurex so I can buy/sell futures contracts on the different European indexes. Also, wtf is wrong with FEZ, the chart for the ETF vastly underperforms the index especially year to date. The slippage must be massive. Or the fees or something holy shit fuck that noise

[Anonymous No.51658145]

Isn't Powell speaking this morning and a housing data report coming out as well? If so, what time?

[Anonymous No.51658147]

Mommy is going on CNBC
ARKK bags are heavy , mommy

[Anonymous No.51658148]

HOW CAN SHE POMP

[Anonymous No.51658149]

>>51658105
Do robinkiddes really have that much Ford (F)?
Do the hit F on the search bar and see Ford at the top and just buy it?

[Anonymous No.51658152]

Why are futures so green???

[Anonymous No.51658162]

>>51658149
kek, I think for a while Rabbihood was giving away free F shares for signups

[Anonymous No.51658165]

>>51658152
cheapies

[Anonymous No.51658170]

>>51658071
Ita 90% advertising and I love it.

[Anonymous No.51658177]

>>51658170
2

[Anonymous No.51658180]

Fed's Evans sees interest rates at 4.25-4.5% by year end

[Anonymous No.51658182]

>>51658069
>cant shake out long term retail
But we can. We can absolutely shake out long term retail.

[Anonymous No.51658187]

>>51658152
Because inflation fears and war fears are comically overblown by mainstream media asshats that ran out of something to scare people with after everyone got tired of hearing about the pandemic

[Anonymous No.51658189]

whats going to happen is that close to open its going to dump, then when it opens its going to crab, then its going up, up, up

[Anonymous No.51658190]

>>51658177
If you guys only knew how much "dd" retail likes to slurp

[Anonymous No.51658195]

>>51658145
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

Powell speaks in 12 minutes.

[Anonymous No.51658200]

>>51658162
near 52 low
lol
Lmao even
10.61<--|------------------------------------->25.87
12.00

[Anonymous No.51658201]

Yep, I'm feeling exuberant bull bros. Absolutely nothing could go wrong today. Yep, I'm feeling like a bull run to ATHs is in order.

[Anonymous No.51658207]

>>51658190
>apple pay
>apple watch
>apple tv
>airpods
this counts as 'innovation' in 2022

[Anonymous No.51658208]

>>51658195

[Anonymous No.51658212]

>>51658201
he is friendly why didnt he pierce the guy recording

[Anonymous No.51658219]

>>51658207
>Apple [x] is not innovation to anon

[Anonymous No.51658223]

>>51658201
It's a two day rally at most bull. Don't get ahead of yourself. You ain't that great

[Anonymous No.51658226]

>>51658219
Apple is the biggest scam on the market atm.

[Anonymous No.51658229]

>>51658187
This. Bear market is over.
We pump for five years.

[Anonymous No.51658239]

>>51658226
next great product? how about 5 cameras on the back of your phone? it's revolutionary

[Anonymous No.51658247]

>>51658226
I keep buying aapl and msft and I do not use their products

[Anonymous No.51658253]

>>51658010
you roll the roulette green number

[Anonymous No.51658261]

>>51656205
>this is what Mumus actually believe
lmao

[Anonymous No.51658263]

market will dump today. BULL TRAP

[Anonymous No.51658268]

>>51658263
last two days were red, today will be 0.48% green

[Anonymous No.51658282]

>>51656228
nice thumbnail

>>51656467
It literally doesn't mean anything anymore, look at all the times the market went down hard, you'll see super green days sandwiched between terrible red days. It's been red for 5 days straight, a green day is practically due. And yet it doesn't mean the end of pain, if anything, it marks the middle.

[Anonymous No.51658298]

>>51658100
I'm sorry that I implied you're a coke head. I actually dont care if you are or aren't

[Anonymous No.51658301]

>>51657794
Millions will starve*

[Anonymous No.51658305]

>>51656662
>thailand
>not china, japan, or korea
anon im disapointed.

[Anonymous No.51658307]

>>51657794
Stop taking financial advice from youtube schizoarino

[Anonymous No.51658319]

>>51658152
Technical oversold, the pain will resume shortly

[Anonymous No.51658330]

>>51658307
If we all believe it then it will come true... I'm down for believing it. Fuck the rich ;p

[Anonymous No.51658332]

What do you guys think about a big variety of food retail stocks in your portfolio? The stock prices from Kroger, REWE, Spar Group Inc, Metro Inc, Walmart Inc, Costco Wholesale Corporation and others have gone through the roof during 2020 and especially 2021. They are the true profiteers or at least untouched by every crisis in the last couple years (elections, inflation, pandemic, Ukraine,...), even going back to 2008.
Go look at the charts yourself and lets discuss this.

[Anonymous No.51658335]

>>51658247
t. picrel

[Anonymous No.51658346]

>>51658298
are you on adderrall or something

[Anonymous No.51658351]

>>51658332
Consumer staples in general are safe to keep your money in during recession. SP might do anything spectacular during that time, but dividends alone might be worth it. Although bonds might be even safer if yields keep going up

[Anonymous No.51658364]

>>51658301
>>51657794
billions will lose their jobs, millions will starve, there will be poo in the streets**

[Anonymous No.51658369]

>>51656923
>shabbos goy
>Kramer
He is a Jew though

[Anonymous No.51658378]

>>51658332
Buy Yum! and McDicks

[Anonymous No.51658384]

>>51658346
Not atm

[Anonymous No.51658389]

>>51658351
>muh consumer staples
>muh inferior goods
>muh pirce competitive retail with 10,000 step supply chains that are in complete disarray
>muh zombie divie stocks

[Anonymous No.51658390]

>>51657252
>we all have our roles to play

[Anonymous No.51658406]

>>51657252
>>51658390
well said

[Anonymous No.51658407]

>>51658378
Are you for real? Or is this bait?

[Anonymous No.51658411]

>made $1300 on tsla puts the other day
feels good being a bobo sometimes

[Anonymous No.51658413]

how much money have you guys lost in the past 2 years

be honest

[Anonymous No.51658414]

>>51658390
that we do

[Anonymous No.51658416]

>>51658389
I must say, I imagined you saying this in real life and it gave me a chuckle. If this actually happened I would probably start looking for a guardian of people with special needs, because clearly one got lost.

[Anonymous No.51658419]

>>51658413
biggest one off loss or total?
down $113k from ATH

[Anonymous No.51658423]

>>51658413
A lot, but not as much as I gained. Even YTD I'm up, but barely before I went cash.

[Anonymous No.51658425]

We're gonna sell a bunch of calls to the goyim on open. We gotta make up for lost shekel gains from taking the Shemitah off

[Anonymous No.51658442]

We've had so many insane intraday swings lately, I may be HOOKED into holding my bags

[Anonymous No.51658456]

>>51658416
buying up dead retail stocks is not a formula for surviving this recession anon. finally we have some REAL financial stress to put those aging fucks out of their misery.

[Anonymous No.51658461]

>>51657830
>(normalfags) just want everything done from a phone with the least amount of effort needed, which is why they use these
Which is why they lose regularly

[Anonymous No.51658469]

>>51658442
this is not a buy and hold market. it's a scalp the swings and gtfo when you profit market

[Anonymous No.51658470]

>>51658407
willing to bet .00000000000000000001 BTC that if shit hits the fan the Biden admin will print a gorrillion dollars to keep fast food afloat to pad the transition to bug food.

[Anonymous No.51658474]

>>51656179
Test

[Anonymous No.51658482]

someone bake

[Anonymous No.51658483]

>>51658476
>>51658476
>>51658476
new
>>51658476
>>51658476
>>51658476
new

[Anonymous No.51658486]

It was red on friday and futures are green, so crabbing today?

[Anonymous No.51658487]

>>51658474
congrats your VPN works Moshe!

[Anonymous No.51658489]

>>51658413
This year sent me from $210k to $160k but two years ago I was at $120k so I'm still up overall. The 2021 bullrun made me unheemable

[Anonymous No.51658490]

Where the fuck is the baker

[Anonymous No.51658492]

>>51658456
Oh right, the horror of 5% interest rates. I can't imagine any company surviving that. As for dead companies, it's the strawman that you yourself are trying to defeat. You're doing great job though, so I won't interrupt you any longer.

[Anonymous No.51658493]

>>51657898
>Personally, I exchange my share certificates in person only
Based

[Anonymous No.51658499]

>>51657830
yeah and worse yet, they make zero effort to understand why anything happens, they unironically only look at graphs and try to guess what will happen next. If they understood what's going on in the markets and the world they'd stop being so bullish.

[Anonymous No.51658517]

>>51657978
>greediness and delusion
Exuberance can make up the difference in one night!

[Anonymous No.51658530]

>>51657995
People sell their other stocks to hide out in Apple because it's a risk-free asset

[Anonymous No.51658548]

>>51657794
TWO
MORE
WEEKS

[Anonymous No.51658553]

>>51658470
Like I posted about a few days ago, and like what has been posted in the last two days in comments on plebbit et al, supply chain issues have made fast food irrelevant.

It's no longer fast, it's no longer cheap, and it was never food.

[Anonymous No.51658592]

>>51658553
>>It's no longer fast, it's no longer cheap, and it was never food.
thats besides the point, goyim want their slop and they want it fast (relative to cooking) and cheap.
also willing to be the gov would pull some "Affordable Food Program" out of their ass to make sure fast food stays supplied

[Anonymous No.51658606]

>>51658414
Based. Mumus must be high

[Anonymous No.51658718]

>>51658226
TSLA wants you to hold their beer.

[Anonymous No.51658850]

>>51657921
Never bet against the USA.

[Anonymous No.51659294]

>>51657794
If true then I am glad I don't live around basketball Americans