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What's a relatively chill wagie job that I can do before the next bullrun? I hear that 3rd-shift baker and security guard are alright. WFH seems to be over unfortunately

>> No.51649215

>>51649121
I'm thinking about working at REI. I wanna work in the bike shop and learn how to build and repair bikes. Tons of hot chicks at REI too, place is a fucking pussy magnet

>> No.51649264

>>51649215
Whole Foods got more pussy

>> No.51649270

>>51649215
Bicycles? Grow up anon.

>> No.51649329

>>51649264
>Whole Foods got more pussy
Good idea, got any more? I'm more interested in meeting women than the money at this point
>>51649270
>Bicycles? Grow up anon.
I wanna start a mobile bicycle repair business. The bike shop near me charges $90 an hour. I like working on bikes, its fun and easy

>> No.51649495

>>51649121
Gas station / convenience store clerk is pretty chill. You might have to deal with a robbery once in a while, but other than that it's pretty comfy. No boss breathing down your neck, shitpost on your phone all night, ring up a meth head once in a while, it's chill as fuck. I did this in college.

>> No.51649581

>>51649264
there is more to life than liberal zoomer pussy
>>51649215
good luck anon. I here REI is slightly overpriced for outdoors equip but I want to check it out
>>51649495
Not bad, I do have retail experience. Night shift probably would be even more chill as fuck

>> No.51649941

>>51649495
Not in the US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01OARJUzsDI

>> No.51650076

>>51649121
>WFH seems to be over unfortunately

good, was sick of seeing people humblebrag about it.

>> No.51650230

>>51649121
Try sardines dude.Small fish collect less toxic material.

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51650263

>>51649121
Qualquer merda dentro de um escritório e já te safas. Bom petisco é do caralho. Dá-lhe, WAGMI.

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51650388

>>51650076
it's only over for retards, I still make 94k doing nothing. stay angry yeh little crab in a bucket.

>> No.51650559

>>51650230
>true
sardines and mackerel are tasty without the heavy metal.
>>51649121
I learned everything I know while driving a box truck, another job that creates learning opportunity seems to be toll booth operator.

>> No.51651052

>>51650388
i kneel anon. are you a SWE or something?
>>51650230
thanks i'll give sardines a try next time
>>51650559
>toll booth operator
i'll look into it
>box truck
this is legit. i've been looking for a small moving business hiring near me. i might start my own honestly

>> No.51651178

>>51651052
"analyst" for a government payment processing company. I make spreadsheets and attend a few meetings. If I can do it anyone can.

The box truck gig was amazing, I listened to countless hours or curriculum and barely had to interact with anyone. It was a second hand mail business where banks hire a printing service to produce billing statements and I just brought them to a mail facility.

>don't break your back for anyone, anon. I believe in you.

>> No.51651227

>>51650263
Ninguém te perguntou nada, oh palhaço

>> No.51651248

imagine blowing all that money on smelly tinned fish when you can buy a giant costco rotisserie chicken for $5 and eat like a king for days

>> No.51651283

>>51651248
>implying i pay for my groceries

>> No.51651331

>>51651248
imagine thinking a free range animal and something full of antibiotics and chemical feed are the same.
>sometimes you cattle make me understand the politician's point of view

>> No.51651347

>>51651331
the antibiotics cook off in the oven

>> No.51651462

>>51651347
>antibiotics cook off
not all of them. other things that don't decay are phenolics, terpenoids, alkaloids.

don't eat shit food

>> No.51651559

>>51651178
what kind of analyst? and what skills do you need to learn?

>> No.51651809

>>51651178
>"analyst" for a government payment processing company. I make spreadsheets and attend a few meetings. If I can do it anyone can.
this does sound comfy anon. could you elaborate more on landing a job like this?

>> No.51651843

>>51651559
>software analyst
>get a free scrum certificate from some college nobody cares about
>get gud at excel
>know some buzzwords about JIRA
>collect free certifications from government entities (picrel)

for real though most of my resume was a bluff because you'll pick up whatever systems the employer uses. I only got a good job because I applied to a ton of places.

>> No.51651852

>>51651462
you're orthorexic

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>>51651843
whoops, I drank on an empty stomach

>> No.51651909

>>51651852
>orthorexic
no, not at all. I killed my own food and noticed it tasted better. I'm a Christian, but there's some science to halal butchering

>> No.51652707

>>51650388
it's easy to do that when you take the right shit, for example I stayed with vinu for a couple of months and I'm just now getting something

>> No.51652959

>>51651178
GS12?

>> No.51653045

>>51649215
Just double-checked. REI is still hiring and paying $18/hr in my area

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51653101

>>51649121
By participating in airdrops, you can find ways to earn crypto. Save your money, and then invest it. I believe the largest airdrop I ever received was 0.1 BTC, which I used to buy altcoins like Xpress, Reef, Dot, Xlm, and Rose OP.

>> No.51653118

>>51649264
Grocery store work is slave tier awful

>> No.51653303

>>51653101
I airdropped my dick into your mom's g-spot
>>51653118
this. most retail jobs are hell

>> No.51653704

>>51653303
Just crypto and invest. No need a job

>> No.51653848

>>51653704
The goal is to live off staking rewards one day, but I still could use some money to buy more.

>> No.51654675

>>51653101
It's not a terrible idea to take risks and diversify and to explore such alts before purchasing.
>>51653848
Goodluck on your journey OP.

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>>51654675
>Goodluck on your journey OP
thanks anon