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SHEMITAH THE FINAL DAY

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Kashima
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Bear Market Barries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.51645295
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SHITMADA the little jew train that could!

>> No.51645305

CRBPsirs
where did it all go wrong

>> No.51645306
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my face when sitting out this shitty schizo day

>> No.51645308
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>>51645248
Crab hour

>> No.51645317
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Mining stocks are the f-ACK

>> No.51645319
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SPX Daily RSI is at 27. Bounce imminent.

>> No.51645322

>>51645133
Of course it is. Has nobody looked at this chart? https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm

Has nobody read why the chart doesn't read like a straight line down? https://wolfstreet.com/2022/08/04/feds-qt-total-assets-drop-by-91-billion-from-peak-qe-created-money-qt-destroys-money/

Do none of you know what you're doing?

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Was he right?

>> No.51645328
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Wow, so the Jews really did this?

>> No.51645338

>>51645317
ahahaha
hahahaha
nice pic bro

>> No.51645341
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>>51645295
I bought SOXL at $50 and held. I have nothing to show for it.

>> No.51645342

I have 5x my portfolio since I started spending my time on my WSB reddit instead of /smg/.

>> No.51645349

>>51645326
Yes. Except for GEO. No idea why he'd think Dems would *lock up* niggers.

>> No.51645351

How reddit is it to buy the dip?

>> No.51645376

>>51645342
Well, is reddit buying the dip?

>> No.51645379

>>51645248
>He didn't bug out of the stock market with plans to buy in
>He isn't shorting to make money
>He isn't buying dividends on the way down from companies that won't die out
If you are not doing any of these things you are NGMI

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>>51645306
Jesus I wish I would have.

>> No.51645387

>>51645351
how reddit is it to correctly call a 20pt drop on S&P while smugly refusing to trade at all today?

>> No.51645388

>>51645342
Bro people here are retarded. The people on WSB just have more success with stocks, women, and life than we do probably for a reason.

>> No.51645390
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That beanpole TYRANT Lincoln would have you believe DXY stops before 115.

I tell you that the South will rise to 125, 150, and further. It will not stop until it has secured its complete global dominance!

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>>51645349
Wait 2 years for GEO uprising bro

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>>51645341
>I bought SOXL at $50 and held

You have tranny hands.

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bros....

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Plan accordingly

>> No.51645403

Bitcoin is up 1.5% today while indexs are hitting 52 week lows. Honk honk honk

>> No.51645405

WYNN
EDU
USAU
AMZN
AAPL
MSFT
KR
GOOG
ENPH
IAA
ABT
UNH
DHR
OXY
CLR
UPS
AMD
MRNA

Pick your TOP 5 from this list, let others rate your decision. Feel free to provide justification for your selection.

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10Y approaching 4%. This is a bloodbath.

>> No.51645417

>>51645342
>>51645388
Post your GME bags faggot

>> No.51645418

>>51645400
>Cracker Barrel earnings
That should give us some insight into boomer expendable incomes

>> No.51645419

>>51645395
These are strong tranny hands. They aren't going to delist SOXL.

>> No.51645422

Crackerbarrel will save the market tomorrow

>> No.51645425
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>>51645308
Market makers not around during overnight futures. Time for a rugging. Boomers wake up tomorrow panicked.

>> No.51645435

>>51645408
meanwhile a fookin 6month is here let me see

2:41 PM EDT 09/26/22
Yield
3.924%

lmao
lol

>> No.51645438

>>51645418
I heard they fired someones wife

>> No.51645439

>>51645425
What?

>> No.51645445
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>>51645398
HAHAHA IRL VERSION

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>>51645248
Women and SOXL owe me sex

>> No.51645460

>>51645418
>>51645422
Went recently. Good food, portion size and price. Lots of people shopping in their store.

Economy seems to be doing well.. I don't know why jpow and the jews are so angry about the poors having spending money

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>>51645435

>> No.51645466

>>51645439
$150 AAPL. Look at the stick saves today

>> No.51645470
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>>51645248
Will 363 hold today? once it's broken there will be a free fall

>> No.51645471

>>51645405
For me

ENPH, CLR, AAPL, EDU, IAA

Justification? China will go deep into education, energy in all varieties will skyrocket, the used car market will become the new meta, and apple because they have more money than anybody else.

>> No.51645482

>>51645451
Try losing that gut first and you might have a chance, fatty

>> No.51645483
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JPOW OWES ME SOME FUCKING MONEY

>> No.51645490
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SOXL. SHILL. IS. A. FRAUD. YOU. GOT. #CHOPPED. CHOP. CHOP. SOXL.

>> No.51645492

Spy put for 366 that I got jewed on friday. This is not comfy.

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>aevafags think its tied to apple because the ceo and cofounder are ex apple engineers

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/aeva

>> No.51645502

Whoever told me GTE was going to double by now, your moms a ho

>> No.51645506
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>shit & piss 500 is getting close to -25% YTD
>media outlets are still trying to convince people we aren't in a recession yet
we can go down AT LEAST another 25% since niggercattle panic is still apparently being managed

>> No.51645512

>>51645470
its already broken 363 like 3x today already

>> No.51645522

>>51645512
no it hasn't.

>> No.51645525
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so where do we go from here the rest of the year now that the shemitah will be over tomorrow ?

>> No.51645529

OOF that green dildo
again my decision to sit out today pays off

>> No.51645535
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If you have sex regularly look at the ShitNPiss500 200WMA for the bounce then exit your sneeedsition immediately

>> No.51645541

>>51645506
I hate normies so much

>> No.51645546

>>51645400
.....holy shit
I do business with some of those companies!

>> No.51645554

PPT ACTIVATE

>> No.51645558

>>51645405
Whatever company sells shit that poor people buy. Bonus points if they kill each other over the product.

>> No.51645562

It's doing sumtin

>> No.51645570

>>51645546
hey fellas we got a businessmen over here

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>>51645295
>>51645395
>>51645445
I hate you chink fag shitting up every thread so god damn much you wouldn't believe

>> No.51645585

>>51645546
Keeping Pepsico in business, because of your hourly soda/snack buying. Is not doing business with them, anon.

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>>51645546
I too do business

>> No.51645589
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>>51645506

>> No.51645590

>>51645546
masturbating to netflix and shoplifiting from the corner store doesnt make you their business partners

>> No.51645607
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>> No.51645608 [DELETED] 

Just went 100% into oil calls for 2023 ama

>> No.51645612

>>51645341
>soxl at 50
Brother I can get being confident it'll spring back to the 40 dollar range eventually but why buy it that high

>> No.51645628

>>51645608
What positions? What's your stop?

>> No.51645633

>>51645546
Based businessman.

>> No.51645640

>>51645589
Thats a spooky graph you got there anon

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my theory is that the dump wont be as severe as people expect because of march'20. the market already had its once in a lifetime giga-dump. although we pumped like crazy last year I think its unlikely. the severity of economic problems just isnt as bad as a global pandemic. the world is in recovery. im not imply we snap back to the highs i just think things are likely to keep improving not get worse

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HE SHILLED YOU LABU AT $50. CHOP. HE SHILLED YOU SOXL AT $70. CHOP. AND YOU LISTENED. CHOP. CHOP. CHOP. 3X THE LEVERAGE? 3X THE CHOP. CHOP. CHOP.

>> No.51645651

>>51645608
Listened to any good music lately?

>> No.51645657

>>51645341
at least you got a wicked screenshot of your portfolio nose diving, right?

>> No.51645660

>>51645612
You got to remember there was a time when 50 looked like a good buy in time.

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>>51645647
>>51645647
>once in a lifetime
I've been around for 4, counting this year.

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>>51645248
This morning was hilarious when the mumus thought they would have a green day. We might have a fake pump towards the close but we'll end in the red. We're getting through June's bottom frens. There's no double bottoming here to be seen

>> No.51645672

>>51645648
i like soxl shill more than i like you

>> No.51645674

>>51645648
I want to agree with you but your drawings are creepier than that blind bunny guy.

>> No.51645675
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I loaded up on palantir calls because it was relatively stable during the last couple dips. Wish me luck bros.

>> No.51645678

>>51645490
>>51645648
You sound like you have legit retardation or are Indian. But I repeat myself

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>>51645647

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another episode of
>DXY down - market up
>DXY up - market down

>> No.51645691

>>51645628
MRO and OXY calls 25% otm

>> No.51645694

>>51645665
im just not touching this shit with a ten foot pole, for instance, i would normally load up some spy puts after that last fake and gay pump, but thats what they want me to think
im on to them

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got the first half right, now to see how the rest of the week plays out

>> No.51645711

This is my fucking phone background. What are the political implications of this financially speaking?

>> No.51645715

>>51645647
>i just think things are likely to keep improving not get worse
Ahhh... to be young again

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>>51645648
He told us exactly when to sell. You don't amount to a single one of SOXL_shill's farts

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>>51645672
I TRIED TO WARN YOU. LOL. ABOUT THE CHOP. LMAO. YOU DIDNT LISTEN? ABOUT THE CHOP LOSS? DID YOU GET CHOPPED? DID YOU FOLLOW THE SOXL_SHILL? CHOPPED. DID YOU LISTEN WHEN HE SAID BUY AT $20? CHOPPED. DID YOU FOLLOW HIS BOOMER MEME AT $20. LMAO. CHOPPED. DID THE LUM POSTER BRING YOU TO SLAUGHTERED? CHOPPED. CHOP. CHOP.

>> No.51645742

>>51645306
F-F-F-F-FREESTYLER
STRAIGHT FROM THE TOP OF MAH DOME
AS I ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK ROCK THE MICROPHONE

>> No.51645747

>>51645682
PEEEEPEEEPOOOPOOOO TEXTPEEEEPEEEPOOOPOOOO TEXTPEEEEPEEEPOOOPOOOO TEXTPEEEEPEEEPOOOPOOOO TEXT TEXTPEEEEPEEEPOOOPOOOO TEXTPEEEEPEEEPOOOPOOOO TEXTPEEEEPEEEPOOOPOOOO TEXT PEEEEPEEEPOOOPOOOO TEXTPEEEEPEEEPOOOPOOOO TEXTPEEEEPEEEPOOOPOOOO TEXTPEEEEPEEEPOOOPOOOO TEXT TEXTPEEEEPEEEPOOOPOOOO TEXTPEEEEPEEEPOOOPOOOO TEXTPEEEEPEEEPOOOPOOOO TEXT

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>>51645732
My average is $10.21

>> No.51645750

>>51645709
>easing
You're a few months too early. jerome made the mistake of only doing 75 and now no one takes them seriously

>> No.51645761

>>51645716
Fuck that guy

>> No.51645766
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When you say POWER I say HOUR

POWER

>> No.51645769

>>51645732
SOXLshill never told anybody to buy at $20 dipshit. He didn't make the $20 meme or post it. As alluded to here >>51645716 SOXLshill said get out when SOX is under the 200 day moving average and only get back in when it gets back above and last time I checked SOX is still under the 200 day

>> No.51645770

I have calls up 500%.
Based bond baggies

>> No.51645772

>>51645766
HOUR

>> No.51645776
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>dooomp et

>> No.51645777

>>51645766
OH SHIT ITS DUMPING EVEN HARDER NOW!!!

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>>51645766
POORER HOUR

>> No.51645787
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WTFWT

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>>51645742

>> No.51645793

when do we start drilling for oil? figuratively not literally. I need to see some fucking limit downs.

>> No.51645794

>>51645769
Nah that dude was a 100% a pure shill nigger.

>> No.51645802

>>51645732
i dont like people who lose money
especially not on something as stupid as naked amc calls

>> No.51645804

>>51645558
Kek

>> No.51645806

Well my put on spy is now worthless. Doesnt hurt to hold the rest of the hour.

>> No.51645812

Green day?

>> No.51645815

They really don't want the Nasdaq to drop below 10870 today uh

>> No.51645818

If green I buy puts
Simple as

>> No.51645819

>>51645812
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS

>> No.51645824

happy shemitah frens, I'm cash to cash +$493 today, gonna hop on the ol' vidya and game some elden ring. looks like the same exact day as Friday is happening today, complete with the shemitah afternoon pump.

>> No.51645826

>>51645322
Is the use of ON RRP a form of quantitative tightening?

>> No.51645829

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/the-dow-and-the-nasdaq-are-diverging-why-thats-honey-for-stock-market-bears-11618556362

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>>51645716
WE KNOW THAT'S YOU, SOXL_SHILL. CHOP. YOU ARE MORE DESTRUCTIVE THAN ANY OTHER FORCE. YOU FEEL PAIN FOR THE RUN YOU BRING HERE. SMG CRIES AT NIGHT FOR YOUR SINS. WE DONT FORGET YOUR BOOMER MEME. CHOP. "BUY AT $20". CHOP. LUM POSTER? YOU KILLED HIM. CHOP. JAMANON? YOU KILLED HIM. CHOP. YOU WERE ONCE HERALDED AS A HERO HERE. CHOP. BUT I HAVE WARNED THEM. WARNED THEM OF THE DEMISE YOU BRING. CHOP.

>> No.51645832

>>51645750
i don't think you understood what i said in that post. usually when the market shits the bed like this it seems like magically someone from the federal reserve makes some press conference or speech about how good the economy is and they might reconsider their current plan. then someone else will come out and say the total opposite so that the market continues going down. i saw the FOMC meeting, JPow is sticking to his guns it seems.

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I have beheemed myself

>> No.51645843

>>51645766
i thought im meant to say power?

>> No.51645845

>>51645833
are you gonna hold

>> No.51645857
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>>51645812
I WALK A LONELY ROAD

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>>51645400
>JPM, Wells Fargo, Morgan Stanley and CITI all on the same day

>> No.51645861

>>51645832
>JPow
he's a man of his word but yet to be trusted

>> No.51645865

Russia bought $85k worth of KI.
https://zakupki.gov.ru/epz/order/notice/notice223/common-info.html?noticeInfoId=14444885

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>>51645845
Why wouldn't he? The bottoms in. Everything you think will drive it down is priced in already.

>> No.51645869

>>51645843
kek, he's a bull anon, he's not too bright

>> No.51645871

>>51645833
Might as well hold. I'm still holding from 50

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>>51645833
>Byying 10k worth of SOXL
Nigger you can't be serious

>> No.51645878

>>51645793
Then you need shock moves that aren't priced in or being priced in. So far we've had rate hike bleeds hitting bonds, central bank holdings, Credit Suisse, those kind of things.

Honestly the deck's stacked in favor of limit up due to some emergency Fedbux pivot.

>>51645826
I'd say it's muddying the waters to tack on the "quantitative" part. "QE/QT = treasury/MBS purchases/sales" is well defined enough. FFR, RRP, and other shit can tighten/loosen independently and operate on the shorter parts of the yield curve.

>> No.51645888

>>51645845
I want to buy back at $5, and ride it to $70, but I think Putin might nuke London before something so beautiful can happen

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51645899

>>51645833
YOU. NEVER. LISTEN. CHOP. REVERSE SPLIT. CHOP. ITS COMING. CHOP. YOU. WILL. LEARN. YOU. WILL. LISTEN.

>> No.51645901

>nasdaq back in the green
well thats it guys, pack it up. recession is over

>> No.51645903

>>51645843
shhh nobody noticed
>>51645772
>>51645777
>>51645784

>> No.51645912

>>51645873
kek

>> No.51645918

>+0.0%
It appears my superiority has led to some controversy

>> No.51645928
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Sirs can I interest you in my new product for trannies?

>> No.51645930

>>51645546
>I do business with some of those companies!
Wow! Lets hope you don't ACCIDENTALLY put material, non-public information on /smg/!

>> No.51645946
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>>51645928
It even comes in glow in the dark babies!

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51645947

uhh guys...

>> No.51645954
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51645954

Bros...

>> No.51645960
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51645960

>futures

>> No.51645962
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>>51645866
>priced in
And that's why we've pumping since the 75 bps hike right?

>> No.51645967

>>51645954
god i hate his face and teeth plz stop

>> No.51645968

>>51645342
>>51645351
>>51645376
>>51645388
WSB is literally just loss porn and "my wife's boyfriend" cuck posting, it's pathetic

>> No.51645974
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>>51645946
At such affordable prices. I have tried them myself personally and they work. I feel like a woman giving birth with my anus.

>> No.51645975

>>51645946
Future glowie right there. Figures the “father” is a tranny

>> No.51645976
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51645976

The bottom is in.

Shemitah is over!

>> No.51645980

Is it possible for AAPL to crash? How the hell is AAPL and TSLA so green?

>> No.51645985

>>51645248
lost 20% again on salt
2nd day in a row
lost 20% before that on BULZ

wenk from 8k to 4k

at what point do I kill myself?
I had like 45k at the beggingin of the year

>> No.51645986

someone post the THEY french guy

>> No.51645988

>>51645305
The gap that couldn't

>> No.51645989

>>51645947
Do I smell a Pivot™ Melt Up™ in the making?

>> No.51645990

permabulls are so emotional in /smg/ it's hilarious

>> No.51645991

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoAXA_Rm25A

>> No.51645994
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51645994

>>51645986
WHO?

>> No.51645997

>>51645989
Nobody is panicking yet. Its not over.

>> No.51645999
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>>51645589

>> No.51646002

>>51645980
Flight to safety

>> No.51646014
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>>51645986
Who?

>> No.51646018

>>51645962
to be anally technical, the dump is because of the subsequent rate hikes that were unexpected. the 75bps were unironically priced in and im a permabear

>> No.51646021

>>51645985
Stop losing money dude

>> No.51646024
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51646024

The Nasdaq needs to end the day in the red

>> No.51646029

With Jews you _____________.

>> No.51646031
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51646031

does anyone know how easy it is to kill yourself with prescription drugs and liquir? I have some that cause drowsiness asking for a friend

>> No.51646035

>>51646029
generally get a pretty good bagel

>> No.51646042

>>51645980
Market makers protecting it.

>> No.51646044

>>51646029
get your society subverted?

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Give it to me straight bros, is this the bottom?

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>>51645962
We haven't dumped that hard. I bought in in the low 10s too. Obviously anyone above $20 average is fucked but there is a lot of us that have a decent average now. Even if it goes back to $13-16 we are going to make good money. There's a lot of bagholders but there is also a lot of us now that are in a comfy position for some gainz.

>> No.51646049

>>51645985
>I had like 45k at the beggingin of the year
bro you now have 41k worth of loss carryover you can make 41k without paying a dime in taxes im quite jealous personally

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>>51646021
stocks are a way for business owners to cash out on retail buyers

they litterally buy puts on their own stock

>> No.51646056

>>51645980
Tesla literally has 30% margins, almost unlimitated demand ,ramping up production and strong capex.

>> No.51646064

>>51646018
Which was priced in since the Jackson's bootyhole speech

>> No.51646067

>>51646014
there's no way that nose is real

>> No.51646075

THE DUMP SHALL HENCEFORTH COMMENTH

>> No.51646085

>>51645997
>Nobody is panicking yet
Just because you're not panicking, doesn't mean most people aren't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUEYVrtNliA
Not saying it's to be taken too seriously. But it does say SOMETHING.

>> No.51646086

>>51646064
there's also the unexpected fiasco with the DXY mooning
Mostly because yurop and UK can't do a fucking thing right

>> No.51646090

>>51645980
see
>>51645829
This happened in april too. It's retail bidding up nasdaq because the DOW bores them. it's not a good sign for bulls.

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>>51646029
>With Jews you _____________.
BUY SOXL. LOL. THEN YOU GET CHOPPED. LMAO. BECAUSE NONE OF YOU LISTEN. NONE OF YOU LEARN. YOU. ONLY. GET. CHOPPED. LMAO.

>> No.51646095

>>51646031
You'll get up there anon. Someday soon you'll laugh at $1600.
t. 20x'd account from $3000 to $60000 in a couple months in 2021

Don't let it get to your head and mess up your trading behavior. Your account is still small enough to gamble with a little.

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>>51646075
Good bless you

Nothing's more fun than making money and seeing everyone else furious

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>>51646031
now why would you want to do that?

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51646102

Is UNG likely to keep going up this week?

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51646107

rate the accuracy of this graph

>> No.51646108

>>51646014
What was the context of this? Was he a French jew calling out jews or was he trying to bait them into saying it was the jews?

>> No.51646109

>>51646031
are you really gonna kill yourself over chump change

>> No.51646114

>>51646099
sorry bro PPT is large and in charge, TA no longer means anything, pepper your angus

>> No.51646115

>>51646085
I didnt say I wasnt panicking, I am panicking, but im not a normie. if you go talk to wagies nobody really knows right now. Nobody is panicking yet.

>> No.51646119

What a weak dump

>> No.51646128

>>51646100
Why exactly has your poorfolio gone down so quickly?

>> No.51646133

>>51646119
The market isn't getting enough fiber

>> No.51646138

>>51646119
should eat more fiber mate

>> No.51646140

I just talked to an accountant (not mine nor a jew) and all he really said was 'yeah everything does seem to be kind of red right now'. Thats not panicking.

>> No.51646147

>>51646056
They just recalled another 1.1 million cars because they keep exploding and their p/e is like 1000... gayest stock since enron

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>>51646014

>> No.51646152

>366 spy put bought for $2.5
>expires today
>1$ of value still left on it still
Let me guess last 10 minutes determines the actual direction?

>> No.51646153

>>51646133
>>51646138
based and fiber-pilled

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>>51646140
>accountant
>not jewish
Hire a jew bro. You're basically paying them to keep you in the loop.

>> No.51646161

>>51646056
>>51646147
Tesla collapsing will be the next Lehman Brothers

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>>51646114
my TA says go play vidya

>> No.51646173

>>51646159
I literally said hes not my accountant, just someone I talk to about stocks every once in a while.

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>>51646128
because i diverge from my strategy every now and then (easy to tell from the graph) when i get greedy and try to time the market.

>> No.51646178

>>51645903
right I didn't notice

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>>51646140
>accountant
>jews
>red
>shemitah

>> No.51646190

>>51645248

>> No.51646198

>>51646108
>to bait them into saying it was the jews
This, he was shaking mad asking the guest who controls the media.

>> No.51646205

>>51646108
The news channel had a guest on talking about... i can't remember. Anyway the guest starting saying you know who controls the media or something to that effect, implying but not naming, and the jewish talking head kept shaking his head and saying QUI? QUI? QUI!? Meaning who? Who controls the media?

>> No.51646207

>>51646147
Is a software update you troglodite

>> No.51646208

I don't know what to buy. Just seems like we're going to crab. Is it time to buy SOXL?

>> No.51646209

>>51646100
>>51646109
that was my inheritance 45k in inheritance gone and I only spent like 3k-4k in the past year

I hate work, I don't like people at work, I hate talking to people and I don't even have enough money to job train myself, havent been friends with my family since highschool because of stupid border hoppers not having insurance and woman being whores

when I say I am better off killing myself I am being serious I don't have any good memories about anything and I've been emotionally tortured since I was 16

all I think about is how I murdered my cat because I didn't have money to keep it alive

I don't even have money to spay my cat that's here

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>>51646119
>weak dump
Because it hasn’t even begun. You need to be looking at the 1 day/1 week charts. The 50 & 100 week MA are about to cross. The last time they did was when wallstreet shit the bed in 2008 and when the dotcom bubble burst. It’s also currently crabbing above the 200 week MA with shitty volume. What do you anticipate will happen next?

>> No.51646238

>>51646205
odd, same reaction as this WWE faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08XWA8zpvT4

>> No.51646258
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>>51646094
They. Should. Have. Listened.

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>>51646209
bro...

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51646275

Best stocks to hold in a fake alien invasion?

>> No.51646276

chance of relief rally on yields soon? Italy & Britain added a ton of uncertainty.

>> No.51646278

>>51646208
Wait

>> No.51646280

My SOXL average is $35 and I'm still buying more. See you bobo fags in a couple years when all of this ks forgotten and it's pulled a 10x or some shit while you squabble about muh inflation and rate hikes

>> No.51646295

>>51646209
ok so you aren't very good at investing yet. the bear market will end in a year though, and everyone will make ez money, even tards like you.

>> No.51646297

>>51646207
There are compilation videos of thousands of teslas bursting into flame on YouTube, their factory in Berlin lit on fire today and they gamble the balance sheet on dog coins

God I fucking hate the faggot tesla cult more than any other shitcoin in the markets. They are all quad vaxxed redditors that collect starwars toys

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51646305

Double Bottom?

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>>51646275
I'm gonna be so pissed off if we get the Watchmen ending.

>> No.51646313

Who else gonna have a chauffeur DRV them around?

>> No.51646319

>>51646295
making money?
I'd still have 45k all I did was put money into rich peoples ATM's

i'm tired of my life being dependant on this shit

>> No.51646321

>>51646276
Why buy now when you can buy later for more yield?

>> No.51646327

>>51646280
>FEAR
FEAR
>FEAR
FEAR
>FEAR
FEAR
>FEAR
FEAR
>FEAR
FEAR

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>>51646280
>SOXL
>$9.78 per share
I know i saw some anon post about how he would only buy at $8-9 range. Whaddaya think goys is it time?

>> No.51646348

>>51646209
>45k in inheritance gone
>only spent like 3k-4k
where did the rest of the money go?

>I hate work, I don't like people at work
i feel you there. thats why we're all here

life is suffering, you know that. the point is to find meaning in that suffering, so go out and enjoy yourself. figure out what you like and don't like and try not to be a bitch about it, ie don't complain and give up if you aren't having fun in the first 5 seconds of doing something. you're quick to give up it seems

>> No.51646352

>>51646309
ruh roh

>> No.51646359

>>51646295
I only made like 3k on stocks last year despite being in the biden recovery tm. And 2k was practically on accident I had some msft leaps.

>> No.51646362

>>51646280
Shame that SOXL will get liquidated before that

>> No.51646364

>>51646334
I believe he said that was post reverse split circa 2025

>> No.51646367

>>51646297
Mark Spigal is that you? How is then life of a beggar working out for yo? You are beyond helping. go short Tesla until it reaches 0. You will be skinned alive.

>> No.51646373

>>51646352
F's for the DOW

>> No.51646375

>>51645342
>>51645388
There's nothing special about WSB except high risk bets.

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51646374

What the fuck is SOXL?

>> No.51646377
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51646377

>losing a couple grand

>> No.51646381

>>51646313
meh i saw the dump since august on no rationale and sat out yeah thats a comfy 80% in a month

>> No.51646385

>>51645766
OUTAGE
> t. europoor

>> No.51646386

Fidelity auto-sold my SPY put. Spy going to 360 in the last 30 minutes.
>>51646321
Kind of silly question I guess, the amount of money needed to move yields is incredibly and its being moved on countries selling off their dollar assets so they can protect themselves. I guess the relief rally for yields will come once investment firms sell off housing to buy it now that even 10yr is gonna be flirting with 4%

>> No.51646395

anyone eyeballing vax stocks and how oversold they are?
Don't really know if this shit is coming back in winter but who knows

>> No.51646396

>>51646374
ETF created bt David Soxl

>> No.51646402

>>51645342
>I have 5x my portfolio since I started spending my time on my WSB reddit instead of /smg/.
post stock buys and timing or gtfo and go back

>> No.51646405

>>51646386
>flirting with
give it a week

>> No.51646408

>>51646374
Actively managed ETF that guarantees returns

>> No.51646418

>>51646386
>>51646405
on second thought, not even that. it went from 3.45 to 3.8 within a week, we might get to 4 by the time powell speaks tomorrow

>> No.51646422

Imagine wanting to hold into closing in this market. there will be accelerated selling.

>> No.51646425

>>51646367
I will never touch that shitcoin. Its literally funded by glowniggers you are better off shorting Blackrock. Tesla is the king of faggot ESG investing you will eat the bugs and be happy NWO pozzed kike shit.

>charge your electric car on a fossil fuel based electric grid
>to save the world
>funny Twitter meme silly guy ceo

Honkhonkhonkhonk

>> No.51646431

>>51646209
I lost $50k of my inheritance this year by NOT paper trading while being a schizo doomsday long vix, naked short strangle retard. I wasn't retarded enough to do it with the entire bag though. Losing money is a lesson in and of itself, especially 5 figs that is nothing to sneeze at, so if you can battle back the right way, do it. Otherwise get a job or rope, your choice. But there is a lesson to be learned here somewhere. (Don't give up, unless you know you were being retarded, then yes give up doing that and start doing right) simple as

>> No.51646433

>>51645500

Kaka

>> No.51646437

>>51646395
MRNA vaccines turned out to not work that well. and the public is losing trust in them. Right wing politicians are being elected. The vax stock play is done imo

>> No.51646446

>>51646425
>Tesla is the king of faggot ESG
I heard their ESG score was pretty low compared to how they were valued

>> No.51646447

>>51646405
I'm positioned for the death of every non american getting crushed under the weight of their dollar debts.
>>51646418
It could go either way I gues. I still have plenty of time (my bearish calls are ITM and dated for november currently)
>>51646381
It was so fucking fake the amount of times it dumped to $40.

>> No.51646450
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51646450

heres what you're missing out on by being here and not reddit

>> No.51646458

i will be stacking cash for another year and may consider buying again this time next year depending on how things look. at least ill have a sizeable amount to buy with then

>> No.51646470

>>51646425
Angry miss out on the easiest x15 ? Hahaha what a faggot. you will go down like the retards that doubted Amazon, Apple and Google.

>> No.51646476
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>>51646450
Sir, we have enough degenerate gambling.

>> No.51646478

>>51646431
>>51646348
what point don't you guys understand that I have NO money, Im not in debt but I have NO money to even job train myself

>> No.51646480

>>51646447
I'm positioned for the fed to step in and save those countries before that happens because that would only spell the death of the USD and eventually the US too
Plazza accord 2.0 will happen 100%, the question is when. Right now I'm 100% SQQQ but I will buy some DXY puts in late 2022

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yield is almost 4% now today is up 5% so mortgages soon 8%. and there is no salary
inflation so this will absolutely drop housing
market and inflation will rapidly push towards 0% again im afraid

>>51645865
gold? kek i would too in that situation but gold is doomed as well as oil as rates are already pretty decent level and dollar is cruising mode

bottles of vodkas have found their ways into trenchies :P

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FzcfiaONLQQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbhPQhVyPDg

>> No.51646497

>>51646190
why?

>> No.51646500

>>51646352
DOW bros you should check this out
>>51646373
F for people working, S for trust fundies

>> No.51646502

>>51646450
Fuck off already retard

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>>51646450
they even have cosplay wow maybe that redditor was right, missing out on so much awesome upvoting and downvoting

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It's the bottom alright

>> No.51646510

>>51646209
Even if you have a million dollars in inheritance, a person like you is just going to blow it all away quickly.

>> No.51646520

>>51646502
please dont downvote me sir i worked so hard for this karma

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>>51646507
Check out the bottom to this market. Fuck jannies, clean it up! Wipe this tranny ass I'm fucking.

>> No.51646536

I've been waiting for the shemitah to happen. But it's disappointing us

>> No.51646538

>>51646359
Find a new strat that works for you. You're honestly starting to piss me off. My job in the third world here is probably twice as shitty as yours and pays half as much. I also went from $45k down to four digits in my worst couple of months, and I immediately signed up to work again. Now my account is five digits again and goes up every week because I changed to something better. It involved waking up at 2:00 AM (Asia time zone) to trade the last hour. I have work in the morning, no A/C, much worse people, much lower rate. Man up and do it. Dreams don't come easy or everyone would make it. I swear most people don't because they quit like you.

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>>51646533
Jannies can suck ladyboy dick

>> No.51646553

>>51646480
Why do you believe the fed cares what other countries do? The Fed is reminding them to get with the program. Its not the FED's fault their central banks blinked. Its not the feds fault Germany and the EU chose death. Its not the FEDs fault for Ukraine. Its not the FEDs fault for countries lack of growth.

>> No.51646563

>>51646450
>wsb is going all in on SPY puts

Yeah... bottom is in

>> No.51646566

>>51646553
because if everyone sells USD the US is fucked
same applies if everyone defaults on debt

>> No.51646573

>>51646553
I dont think you understand how the world economy (and the US economy) works

>> No.51646574

>>51646536
We've been in shemitah, end of shemitah is bearish but yeah basically already done

>> No.51646577

Everything is going to be ok...

>> No.51646583

>>51646305
wow he looks like me

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51646586

>>51646478
>Best of luck to you sir, pleasure doing /biz/ with you
>MMs
but seriously you may need to picrel for a year or two and stack your chips up a bit, then once you have $25k you should swing trade not like a retard and not 0 DTEs super OTM low probability options. Day trading for me has been about learning to be ok with and accept less. When you aren't greedy you will pleasantly surprise yourself. I feel for ya bro, WAGMI but you can't let money get to you, either way, high or low, gotta be steady eddy

>> No.51646588
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>>51646236
>The 50 & 100 week MA are about to cross. The last time they did was when wallstreet shit the bed in 2008 and when the dotcom bubble burst.

But they haven't. And they won't.

Checkmate bobo

>> No.51646591

>>51646583
post bussy

>> No.51646592

>>51646533
Where are his balls

>> No.51646595
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I hate the crabchrist

>> No.51646596
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>>51646577
Ups, missing image.

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>>51646450
> 78k is 4 years salary
> over a decade of savings on a single gamble
This is why I don't associate with poorfags.

>> No.51646601

>>51646574
The end was supposed to be bearish but instead it's bullish

>> No.51646602

I'm going to buy SOXL and you can't stop me!

>> No.51646622
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51646622

The next earnings season will be worse than expected and PEs will look intimated still. Get ready for another 15 to 20 percent down

>> No.51646623

I'm like 80% sure now is a decent time to partially buy back in

>> No.51646627

>>51646236
lagging indicator
past performance
stagflation
etc.

many reasons this time it actually is different

>> No.51646629
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>>51646563
They’re retardedly bullish what are you talking about

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>>51645928
>>51645946
Want to know what's funny? Snopes said this was a fake and debunked conspiracy theory spread amongst right wing Facebook groups and other discussion forums SIMPLY because there was no trace on the "live" internet (the faggots selling them shut the website down) but there are tons of screencaps and even archives >>51645974 of the original site all over the internet. Lmao. Clown world.

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>>51646602
You should fren. It has guaranteed returns

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>>51646553
> Fed keeps interest rates low
> US gov takes advantage of this by overspending, same goes for corporations.
> USA citizens get covid stimulus that equals multiple avg salaries in foreign countries
> Americans go on shopping spree, importing tons of shit from abroad
> supply chains can't keep up
> people who live in those foreign countries have to compete with americans, who got free money, to buy good. Everything gets more expensive
Fed destroyed the world economy, simple as. And the best thing is that now those foreigners are buying USD because they are too scared to use their own currencies. This results in USD getting stronger.
FED and USA won on every possible front.

>> No.51646644

>>51646637
Women can't be schizoid

>> No.51646650
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>>51646305
Smells like it

>> No.51646655

>>51646566
They can't sell their debt that must be paid in USD. If all those countries default their countries are terminal and dead regardless because their people and leadership couldn't generate growth before what would make that change?
>>51646573
I don't believe the Fed gives two shits the mistakes that other countries make even if they may mention their problems if it doesn't affect the US. Hiking will continue until labour breaks.

>> No.51646658

>>51646637
all of this applies to me except I am VERY interested in sex if you get my drift

>> No.51646666

>>51646655
>I don't believe the Fed gives two shits the mistakes that other countries make even if they may mention their problems if it doesn't affect the US. Hiking will continue until labour breaks.
okay thanks for confirming you are clueless to how the real world works

>> No.51646674

>>51646644
>>51646658
Same. Literally me except I'm a buff dude and have a pretty big shlong and have to fuck.

>> No.51646681

>>51646478
YouTube is free. You can learn anything online. Literally go learn to code by watching YouTube. or learn anything else. you could even learn how to trade. There's a guy who trades futures by studying from a guy who posts trading challenges on Twitter and YouTube.

I've done my part. The rest is up to you.

>> No.51646687

>>51646450
go back, i hope you try to do the same shit as your picrel, hope it works out for you. kek

>> No.51646689

>>51646655
they can't sell the debt, they can sell USD. Like Japan just did, in order to buy JPY.
>if all those countries default their countries are terminal and dead regardless
You should be aware that a much more extreme version of the past year happened throughout the 80s and people were saying the exact same thing then, I'm sure
The US is strong because it has a sphere of influence, it will NEVER let UK, Europe, Japan just collapse. If anything, because exports and imports are too important to give up.

>> No.51646691

>>51646666
Anon make your counter-argument instead of insulting if you are interested.

>> No.51646703

>>51646691
if the rest of the world is in the shitter the US goes along with it

if you do not understand this then you are clueless as I said

>> No.51646704

>>51646650
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaPPPPPPPPpppppppp

>> No.51646708

>>51646687
how are you this dumb dude, that was obviously irony

>> No.51646721

>>51646478
https://grow.google/certificates/#?modal_active=none
You're welcome. Less shitposting. More studying.

>> No.51646727

>>51646209
You gambled your entire inheritance away instead of using a portion of it that would hurt less if you lost it. There's desex drives in most places that will do it very cheaply or free.

>> No.51646732

>>51646478
You cry too much. As I said in my last post, lots of people have problems far worse than yours. Your prattling and inheritance money tell me this is the first hard thing you've ever had to do (your job isn't hard, trust me). Do it and you will be stronger. How old are you? You remind me of me in my early twenties.
>>51646681
This. And stocks are the best application of free online knowledge. Inverse whatever you were doing before. Develop a new strategy from there. It's all on investopedia.

>> No.51646738

>>51646601
Depends, the 2001 shemitah had 9/11 and 2008 Lehmab bros collapsed. This one could be seen as Powell's entire rate hike thing or maybe something is coming up

>> No.51646739

>>51646708
>how are you this dumb
I'm one of those broken clock being right twice a day guys. simple as

>> No.51646742

>>51646563
>>51646598
i reads like a carefully crafted psy-op to bait retail into "yoloing" into spy puts just in time for a pump, kind of like whats literally happening in spy right this very second

>> No.51646747
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Can rumble be the next youtube?
Redpill me on $rum. It pumped 20% in just a month.

>> No.51646751

squeeze it

>> No.51646756

>>51646637
literally me except I have ridiculously high sex drive from having too much testosterone

>> No.51646758

>>51646751
bop it

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>>51646650
Those brapers just smell like a dump incoming fren

>> No.51646770

>>51646689
you're being dramatic. currency fluctuation doesn't mean they're "collapsing". GBP is still above parity & overvalued.

>> No.51646794

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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>>51646738
>maybe something is coming up

>> No.51646798

what the fuck was that volatility into close

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>>51646732
look at my Id

https://youtu.be/ZxtFoe-at0E

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>>51646751
>>51646758
pull it

>> No.51646816

>>51646770
>dosn't mean they're collapsing
Literally most first world countries right now are on a tightrope trying to avoid hyperinflation and deep recession outcomes. When a currency dumps 10% over a week, that is definitely a hint of collapse, if you want to call it dramatic that's fine but a CURRENCY is not a shitcoin, it's not a meme stock, not even a treasury bond, and it has consequences much much much more dire than any of the above

>> No.51646817

>>51646703
We are well past "if the rest of the world is in the shitter" that has already happened. UK is trying to spend its way out of a depression it chose. China is having a liquidity crisis. Half of South America is getting revolutionary. Africa is defaulting on debts.

The only thing preventing the happening right now is US supressing the price of oil and energy broadly with SPR releases. That ends, the entire world dies regardless.

>> No.51646818

I was looking for sell button in my broker account and I finally found it. Jeez they couldn't have hidden it more. Sorry for delay goys

>> No.51646822

>>51646747
Has youtube ever even turned a profit for google?

>> No.51646824

JUST FUCK MY LONGS UP

>> No.51646827
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What the fuck.

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>>51646813
>flick it

>> No.51646854

Big shoutout to all the Jim Biden voters.

>> No.51646860

I just finished shitting, what did I miss

>> No.51646873
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AWWWW MAN!!!!!!!

>> No.51646874

>>51646860
Fuck I was just about to go take a shit.

>> No.51646878
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51646878

STOP THE COUNT

>> No.51646886
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THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE
THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE
THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE
THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE

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Glorious last minute red candle bringing the Nasdaq to where it should be. I'm just waiting on Apple and Tesla to take a shit and go below these support levels

>> No.51646898

>>51646860
The great pumpening

>> No.51646900

The algos really don't want it to go below 3650 huh

>> No.51646905

>>51646894
we keep bouncing off June lows. We are safe.

>> No.51646908
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51646908

We’re going to the WuFlu levels or lower

>> No.51646912

CANCEL ALL ORDERS. NOW THAT'S CAPITULATION. MUH EXUBERANCE. APPL COMPUTER BUD!

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Nice job today everyone!

>> No.51646925

>>51646816
It collapsed in 2008 too and the US "let" it happen, is my point. The us doesn't care to prop up the GBP

>> No.51646927

>>51646912
I told you about the DOW history

>> No.51646928

>>51646798
the ol' trigger stop losses and limit orders in 5 minutes trick

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>>51646894
i dunno man aapl (aka the us stock market) is starting to look stinky on the macd/rsi. they're gonna bottom this garbage right when spx hits the 200wma

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>>51646894
There's no stopping me frens

>> No.51646947

buy rope
buy chair
plant tree

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>> No.51646950

SHITMADA was a flop :(

>> No.51646949

SOXLsisters, I don't feel so good...

>> No.51646951

CAN THE AFTER HOUR NIGGERS STOP TRADING

>> No.51646956

>>51646931
>arwen 12 months after the wedding dot jpeg

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>>51646950

>> No.51646968

>>51646928
the ol' $1 continuation dump in the first minute of afterhours

>> No.51646974

>>51646938
congrats on the 4 digit club membership. 5 digit coming soon. Remember to pull out half of your money as backup every time you double your account.

>> No.51646983

Looks like there will be no more /smg/ threads. Everyone who cared enough capitulated. We didn't even get DING DING DING today.
...
kinda bullish

>> No.51646987

>>51646974
>Remember to pull out half of your money as backup every time you double your account.
because the taxman gets his pound of flesh, or else

>> No.51647006

New >>51646996

>> No.51647008

Finally the last smg
i'm finally free
i dont even have any money left

>> No.51647020 [DELETED] 

NEW
>>51647003
NEW
>>51647003
NEW
>>51647003

>> No.51647022
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>>51646950
>Shemitah year
Markets down over 25% and counting

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51647045

You niggers double baked

>> No.51647123

>>51646644
They use cute girls to get you to look at it

>> No.51647367

Credit Suisse will go bankrupt and government will not bail it out

>>516473218

>> No.51647464

>>51646938
bery nice fren

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>>51646931
>>51646956
Nice