/smg/ - Shitmada Bobo Market General

[Anonymous No.51643781]

FUCK YOU NATTY CATTY

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Kashima
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Bear Market Barries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous BITCH>>51642861

[Anonymous No.51643811]

>>51643781
First for Tiger tanks.

[Anonymous No.51643896]

Direxion Daily Semiconductor Bull 3X Shares (Ticker: SOXL) is now in single digits. Do you have anything to say for yourself?

[Anonymous No.51643948]

>>51643896
i never fell for that reddit stock

[Anonymous No.51643973]

SOXL.

Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

[Anonymous No.51643974]

Guys guys guys AMC is diluting again lmao

[Anonymous No.51643976]

stocks for this feel? aside from all of them

[Anonymous No.51643979]

So does the world now realize that the jews are in fact the real rulers and Hitler was trying to save us from this? Or are they still on denial?

[Anonymous No.51643984]

WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL

[Anonymous No.51643985]

>>51643896
I am financially ruined and will never recover

[Anonymous No.51643988]

>>51643974
BULLLISH

[Anonymous No.51643990]

DXY Crashposters are retards too. THE US IS WAGING FINANCIAL WARFARE ON THE WORLD.
>Europe + UK will crash
>Europe + UK will nationalize their companies
>DXY will continue to rise
>Stock market will continue to fall
>America (private companies) will begin a campaign of 'build back better' in Europe
>Costco and Walmart pop up everywhere
>same for South America and Japan
>Stock market at all time lows
>BUY BUY BUY
Welcome to the birth of the new American Empire.

[Anonymous No.51643991]

>>51643896
REDDIT BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.51643993]

>>51643948

[Anonymous No.51643998]

SHEMITAH IS OVER , SHOULD I SLURP THE DIP OR NOT ?

[Anonymous No.51644008]

>>51643896
GENERATIONAL BUYING OPPORTUNITY
oh wait the 52 week high is based off of a fake and/or gay 2020's covid liquidity pump and will never get to those highs again? uh oh spagetti-os

[Anonymous No.51644012]

>>51643974
DOS SEMANAS MÀS

[Anonymous No.51644013]

Isn't there supposed to be a happening and crash or something today

[Anonymous No.51644016]

>>51643998
no, there's the kike after party

[Anonymous No.51644018]

>>51643998
the shmita signals a happening anon.

[Anonymous No.51644022]

should I buy SOXL calls

[Anonymous No.51644026]

And just like that spy will never go below 365 again

[Anonymous No.51644027]

JUST LET IT RETEST THE LOWS AND BOUNCE 20% PLEASE GOD AAAAA

[Anonymous No.51644033]

So I guess OPEC just wants to go bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.51644037]

>>51643781

[Anonymous No.51644045]

>>51643979
Innit funny how, over thousands of years, over a dozen empires oppressed one single group of people (for no apparant reason), real funny shit bruv

[Anonymous No.51644051]

Hey fuck you Natty Catty is a saint.

[Anonymous No.51644055]

>>51644022
Yes. But obviously not this year. That would be retarded.

[Anonymous No.51644060]

SOXL. Chop loss. Insane volatility. Sharpe ratio that makes a retarded chimpanzee look like a better investor.

Chop. Chop. Beta slippage. Volatility drag. Chop.


Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. SOXL.

[Anonymous No.51644066]

>>51644033
how fucking young are you that you never saw the ol' opec drop-prices-below-extraction-cost trick? They squeeze the fuck out of small timers like once every 3 years

[Anonymous No.51644067]

>>51644013
The flush is scheduled for the last hour

[Anonymous No.51644075]

>>51643979
>buys soxl, bbby, gme
>is bull despite all evidence to the contrary
>fine with meme bull market but wants evidence backed reasons for bear market
>told to sell for weeks
>slurps more memestocks because ostrich psychologoy
>markets dumps more
>margin called
>throws out genetic testing indacating presence of extra chromosome, but gets disability anyway
>converts food stamps to soxl and bbby shares
>loses that too
>www.4chan.org/biz
>"must be the jews fault"

[Anonymous No.51644076]

>>51644045
yes anon the world is a fucked up place. It's our duty as good christians to protect the jews from persecution. They are god's chosen people after all, of course the devil is going to do everything he can to villify them

[Anonymous No.51644078]

>>51643979
the saddest thing is that the people who won't be able to retire ever don't even consider that this is their future

[Anonymous No.51644079]

just woke up, how's the market doing?

[Anonymous No.51644083]

>>51644060
SAVA Puts. Every Play You Make Is Bad.
Chop. Chop. Chop. Lol.

[Anonymous No.51644095]

SAVA PAJEET WHY ARE MY SAVA SHORTS DEEP IN THE RED

[Anonymous No.51644098]

>>51644075
Kek

[Anonymous No.51644097]

>>51643979
>America needs me
>Basically shat on me this whole time
Hard pass my dudes.

[Anonymous No.51644099]

It's best to just pretend tesla does not exist.
It's not a real stock.

[Anonymous No.51644101]

Everyone is loaded up on SPY puts right?

[Anonymous No.51644108]

>WTI under 77
>Gas went up 10 cents today where i am
ummmmm WTF is this?

[Anonymous No.51644109]

Remember how cocky Mumu was the first hour of trading?

[Anonymous No.51644111]

>>51644066
Bruh this isn't 2016 or even 2020. They all need that money more than they need to strangle off the last couple shale producers.

[Anonymous No.51644117]

>>51643990
Do we get to rape and pillage? I need to culturally enrich europe with my seed. Although I bet in 10 years time they'll be like the Philippines and begging me to put a white baby in them.

[Anonymous No.51644122]

>>51644075
this post smells of matzoh

[Anonymous No.51644127]

>>51644099
This guy understands

[Anonymous No.51644136]

the global economy is officially fucking over, i cant wait to see what happens next

[Anonymous No.51644138]

>>51644108
We're dumping a strategic petroleum reserve, not a strategic gas reserve. And refineries need to do shit around this time of year.

[Anonymous No.51644141]

the the the the the the the the she she she she she she she she SHEMITAHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51644150]

>>51644083
>>51644095
Chop.
Chop.
Chop.
Chop.
Single.
Digits.

[Anonymous No.51644155]

>yields up 6%
>dollar up 1%
>VIX up 10%
>AAPL green, nasdaq down 0.5%

if this doesn't tell you sellers are exhausted you deserve to lose money shorting this interim bottom

[Anonymous No.51644156]

>>51644101
No I sold mine. I don't like holding overnight anymore, and green is green. I'll take it

[Anonymous No.51644160]

>>51644109
yep lol
>WOOHOO +0.1% UP THE DIP IS OVER BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.51644163]

>>51644101
I am sir after a brief stint with calls. but today is a put day the n vidya

[Anonymous No.51644167]

>>51644155
zoom out

[Anonymous No.51644168]

while I am happy about this SAVA pump (the shitputs i sold last week are not raping my ass as much)....this company has so many short term degenerate traders so we get short-covering rallies even AFTER the market has realized that the whole pump was on false SeekingAlpha news the company itself disavowed (look at SAVA's latest 8-k filing lmao)

[Anonymous No.51644173]

>>51644111
who needs money? I have no idea which country you are referring to

[Anonymous No.51644175]

Why isn't shemitah doing anything

[Anonymous No.51644178]

>>51644117
Soon we will be able to buy foreign women for 15 american dollars. BUY not rent.

[Anonymous No.51644184]

>>51644156
>green is green
>no overnight
based but i think they have room for one more after lunch poopy poop dump before they officially end the shemita bear market

[Anonymous No.51644190]

>>51644101
Let's take a look at VIX. VIX is at like 32. Meaning that yes I'd say that people on the SPX are hedging with more puts now.

It looks like people are bracing for a larger selloff with VIX this high.

[Anonymous No.51644194]

>>51644155
>sellers are exhausted
is this the new cope?

[Anonymous No.51644195]

What happened to leveraged AVCT anon, did he rope?

[Anonymous No.51644200]

What are your top 5 UK stocks to short before their inevitable financial collapse?

[Anonymous No.51644206]

>>51643781
FUCK YOU NATTY CATTY

[Anonymous No.51644214]

Still waiting for Tesla to start dumping.

[Anonymous No.51644215]

Britain considering reperations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBBLNeCFl80

[Anonymous No.51644216]

DRVchads, where you at?

[Anonymous No.51644221]

if i followed TA id say it looks like a dump is coming but i dont so ill settle on a crab post

[Anonymous No.51644222]

>>51643998
I'm not buying until yom kippur
My Semitic agrarian calendar trading strategy will prevail.

[Anonymous No.51644238]

SOXL. Leveraged rotation. Chop.
Chop.
Chop.
Chop.
Chop.
Chop.

[Anonymous No.51644242]

So what happens to the world economy if the pound collapses

[Anonymous No.51644247]

help I can't stop laughing

[Anonymous No.51644251]

>>51644214
Probably the best option for weekly puts
right now if you wanna gamble

[Anonymous No.51644256]

>>51644242

[Anonymous No.51644260]

>>51644242
To the world? Not much
In the UK? THE BANTER STOPS

[Anonymous No.51644261]

>>51644178
how do i short foreign women and long white cock

[Anonymous No.51644270]

>ctrl + f siga
>0 results
looks like it's going to drop below $10 this week. are any of you poxpals still accumulating for when the moon mission to $500 per share happens in another two, perhaps three, weeks?

[Anonymous No.51644272]

>>51644216
I sold at 52 and now I suffer in SRS

[Anonymous No.51644274]

5 day meme report is in

PRTY -14%
BBBY -18%
GME -17%
SOXL -19%
AMC -21%

[Anonymous No.51644275]

>>51644222
Yea I'm gonna buy calls a day or two before Yom kippur to front run the Jews trying to front run other jews

[Anonymous No.51644276]

>>51644173
Literally all of them thanks to fucked food prices, civil wars, and regular wars to varying degrees.

[Anonymous No.51644278]

Am i the only one shorting oil here ?

[Anonymous No.51644281]

>>51644242
nothing lol

[Anonymous No.51644288]

>>51644278
nah

[Anonymous No.51644290]

>>51644260
>>51644256
I always wanted to visit London, might be good time soon when it's cheap

[Anonymous No.51644291]

>>51644247
that absolute faggot from last night saying "i dont need to use 3x levered etfs since im not poor i only use broad index etfs and im magically green on the year trust me bro im a trader" god i hate him
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PAaOpgkFeY

[Anonymous No.51644294]

>>51644261
literally just by existing. Money isnt everything but being white will soon be.

[Anonymous No.51644295]

>>51644194

the only one coping is you. You have literally a bears wet dream yet QQQ is on the verge of going green. What happens when the dollar or yields aren't making a 3 sigma move to the upside, retard?

[Anonymous No.51644297]

Bobos have to pay for their crimes.

[Anonymous No.51644302]

>>51644242
Who the FUCK uses GBP?

[Anonymous No.51644303]

The fact that people consider stock buybacks to be a normal and healthy thing is bearish beyond belief.

[Anonymous No.51644317]

>>51644297
The crime of being right?

[Anonymous No.51644323]

>>51644195
what I REALLY wanna know is what happened to CLF tranny. He has 5, FIVE chances to become a millionaire

[Anonymous No.51644327]

>>51644270
Buddy, fair value is probably $5-$6 at this point. Unless you think, like, the hues buying 10,000 treatments and NYC/SF buying 100 will move the needle at all.

[Anonymous No.51644329]

>>51644278
I bought UNG calls that are already up 40% since I bought em this morning. Just seemed like to good a deal

[Anonymous No.51644331]

Who was the nigger that linked me to /gme/ at the end of last thread? I am TEPID

[Anonymous No.51644336]

>>51644295
>QQQ is on the verge of going green
nothing new for the market to make it move up or down, so I'd say that doesn't matter.
What I would actually watch out for is trash companies getting culled over an extended period of high interest rates, sooner or later. It makes sense, so I expect it to happen
QQQ is overbought if anything

[Anonymous No.51644340]

>>51644274
ahh so that's why i'm down 20%

[Anonymous No.51644344]

[Anonymous No.51644349]

>>51644294
are sicilian, irish, german, british (in that order) mutts considered white? asking for a fellow anon

[Anonymous No.51644350]

>>51644331
lmfao wasnt me but I did post my pasta in there before I realized it a second later. first time he got me, I wasnt even mad.

[Anonymous No.51644360]

>>51644331
its fascinating how retarded that thread is, half the posts are reddit memes and the other half are permutations of "we're all gonna make it"

[Anonymous No.51644361]

>>51644340
GME and BBBY are really just zero fee cost bear ETFs

[Anonymous No.51644363]

>>51644303
They're just a smarter way of doing dividends. And divvy stocks are just as vulnerable to bullshit like timing manipulation or taking out debt to pay them (*cough* ZIM *cough*).

[Anonymous No.51644367]

SOXL is now $9.60 and it's likely going to get dragged even harder down since we're barely in the third inning of this bear mkt.

[Anonymous No.51644370]

>>51644045
>>51643979
>>51644076
https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1574251105940377607?t=Grh1hu_vUPgsLnl8ICPmjA&s=19

[Anonymous No.51644371]

>APE up 5% today
Lol

[Anonymous No.51644373]

>>51644360
Welcome to online investing

[Anonymous No.51644375]

>>51644349
Mutts will be the only thing considered white. American passports. Do you think we will treat the Europoors well after the way they talk to us mutts in pol? Europoors will become a taxed vassal nation to the new (but still 95% jewish) American Empire.

[Anonymous No.51644380]

>>51644323
For me, its LCIguy & SNSSfag

[Anonymous No.51644389]

>>51644136
>the global economy is officially fucking over, i cant wait to see what happens next

we are going to pump tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51644390]

>>51644350
I actually asked a question about when to take profits on a winning stock and they made me realize that 8-10% is the average SPY gain on the year, so any green is probably good

[Anonymous No.51644391]

>>51644375
the future is more based than i could possibly imagine. Fuck bros, we made it

[Anonymous No.51644392]

>>51644336

>dude QQQ is definitely overbought after falling 12% in two weeks, a .09% probability move lol. I'm gonna bet yields and the dollar are going to keep going up even though the magnitude of the current move is literally 4 sigma lol. Ya i'll bet on the 1% move its the apocalypse!!! Risk management? no u dont understand fed said stocks go down forever!!!!! Just like june!!!!

[Anonymous No.51644397]

[Anonymous No.51644400]

>>51644276
The citizenry is expendable. Let them eat bugs.

[Anonymous No.51644401]

>>51643781
Hello friends, newfag here. Is this ok?

[Anonymous No.51644404]

>>51644392
Still 100% up over the past 5 years. Too much

[Anonymous No.51644405]

>>51644242
What happened last time

[Anonymous No.51644407]

>>51644401
yeah hes just resting

[Anonymous No.51644413]

>>51644375
the euro cucks are pretty salty over on pol i must say. they know what the deal is deep down but dont want to admit it

[Anonymous No.51644416]

>>51644397
hey man thats some tasty loss carryover action, you can now make a thousand bucks without paying taxes on it! lucky you!

[Anonymous No.51644435]

>>51644392
also, you must be completely retarded to attribute sigma to moves that are happening because of policy.
Yes obviously yields are going to go sky high when the fed keeps running rates up and other countries are squeezed by the dollar to sell US bonds
Yes the dollar will keep getting squeezed to the upside until A) the fed steps in to save the world market or B) other countries just default on US debt, and then the USD collapses

[Anonymous No.51644437]

thread theme for going into either spy puts or calls right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT3P7p-WNSY

[Anonymous No.51644439]

>>51644391
They will send us millions of their finest and barely legal women just to protect them from the chink and poo hoardes.
>>51644413
They are starting to realize that America is their fucking daddy and they better start behaving.

[Anonymous No.51644445]

>>51644361
no they're not retard they go down with the market

[Anonymous No.51644446]

>>51644397
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yea I took a big loss on that shit too.

[Anonymous No.51644454]

>>51644361
lol tard

[Anonymous No.51644455]

I'm financially jewuined

[Anonymous No.51644458]

>>51644360
>check to see if the bbby generals still exist
>they're gone
>check the gme general
>people are still talking about it like it's going to go up
it's basically a diversified eternal baggie convention at this point

[Anonymous No.51644461]

>>51644397
What happened here?

[Anonymous No.51644477]

>>51644405
some hungarian business man made a billion a day

[Anonymous No.51644483]

>>51644389
you need a year of green to catch up dude

[Anonymous No.51644485]

>>51644455
Yeah, I'm starting to understand this Antisemitism thing.

[Anonymous No.51644488]

>>51644401
Yes. I assume you have TMV and/or TYO, of course.

[Anonymous No.51644493]

>>51644461
he bought

[Anonymous No.51644496]

>>51643984
i kneel EverythingBubble-san

[Anonymous No.51644502]

if yields can move by this much over a single day, we're nowhere near done yet

[Anonymous No.51644504]

Hey CYIO shill, well done....

[Anonymous No.51644505]

fucking fuck fuck really +1%

[Anonymous No.51644514]

I will stop posting this when I stop being right

[Anonymous No.51644519]

where is the gigadump you promised me niggers

[Anonymous No.51644525]

UUUU?

[Anonymous No.51644530]

>>51644461
I unironically forgot to set a sell order for 4.50

[Anonymous No.51644531]

>SP500 -1%
>BTC +1%
>ETH +2%

[Anonymous No.51644533]

>>51644514
thank you prophet anon. I was blind but I did see. This is the rest of the prophecy
>>51643990

[Anonymous No.51644538]

>>51643781
I just keep getting poorer

[Anonymous No.51644540]

>>51644519
It's occurring right now, in the shadow realm of Jewish loans (aka bonds).

[Anonymous No.51644541]

>>51644519
from FOMC day to now bro what you missed it?

[Anonymous No.51644545]

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN KRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

[Anonymous No.51644552]

>>51644533
I have gotten way too many dubs and shit bearposting today. I got 666 last thread or something. we are doomed. bulls please get the fucking message. RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS

[Anonymous No.51644579]

>>51644525
I sold 2000 USOI. Thinking os selling UUUU on next pump. I bought at $1.80.

[Anonymous No.51644585]

>>51644514
What is this supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.51644597]

what the fuck is this market

[Anonymous No.51644604]

>>51644545
the bull is losing his mind

[Anonymous No.51644606]

>>51644585
it means bottom wont be in till spy hits 320-200 and we still have a lot lower to go

[Anonymous No.51644609]

Goddamn, I'm gonna make George Lincoln Rockwell look like Mel Brooks.

[Anonymous No.51644610]

All you have to do to avoid wash sale bs is not make any bad trades

[Anonymous No.51644613]

TA fags.... Resistance is futile, 365 was broken on SPY and you used all your dry powder

[Anonymous No.51644626]

>>51644597
highly volatile, recession, rising rate environment market

[Anonymous No.51644625]

>>51644531

Interesting... the great reset is upon us.

[Anonymous No.51644630]

>>51644585
TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.51644633]

NINE EVENS ARE TRADING

[Anonymous No.51644641]

>>51644597
its specifically directed to steal money from retail as a backhanded means of controlling inflation and taking liquidity out of the equation
i mean look at this shit, the only logical reason for this is to trigger stop losses and limits, thats it, thats the only rationale for it
im glad im sitting out today

[Anonymous No.51644648]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51644658]

>pound dropped so much I'm up
Diversify niggas

[Anonymous No.51644660]

>>51644401
>Is this ok?
No. No it is not.

[Anonymous No.51644664]

>>51643781
fuck you natty catty!

[Anonymous No.51644665]

>>51644606
Come on, I already closed a SPY spread that was in the green, but had a maximum profit at 320

[Anonymous No.51644667]

>AAPL gets down to 150.04
>insane pump out of fucking nowhere

[Anonymous No.51644669]

>>51644626
BOTTOM IS IN
I REPEAT: BOTTOM IS IN

[Anonymous No.51644673]

>>51644610
or just rotate ETFs every time you fuck up
really sucks its 60 days though, specifically makes being a retail trader a pain in the ass

[Anonymous No.51644686]

buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.51644688]

>>51644626
Kek Cramer just says every conflicting statement he can in hopes something sticks

[Anonymous No.51644692]

>Banks start offering excessive interest rates for Fixed Deposits
They see something we don't right?

[Anonymous No.51644696]

>>51644610
> not make any bad trades
is such a power even possible?

[Anonymous No.51644708]

My gut tells me we are close...

IYKTYK

[Anonymous No.51644709]

>>51644692
>excessive interest rates
What, like 3%?

[Anonymous No.51644711]

>>51644669
Nice try

[Anonymous No.51644716]

>>51644290
>when it's cheap
it's london, it's a massive scam

[Anonymous No.51644718]

>>51644669
>>51644688
that was two weeks ago, seems like he got it right
i don't know how i feel about this
pic not related

[Anonymous No.51644723]

>>51644709
Yes. My boomer parents are excited as fuck about it. Especially when it was been 1-1.5% for the past decade.

[Anonymous No.51644725]

>>51644696
No it's not possible in real life, but in theory it is

[Anonymous No.51644727]

>>51644711
OK maybe you 320niggers are right.

[Anonymous No.51644728]

>>51644692
They need liquidity.

[Anonymous No.51644735]

>>51644711
oh SHIT!!!

[Anonymous No.51644738]

*sharts in your mouth*
what now mumu?

[Anonymous No.51644742]

I’m financially bored

[Anonymous No.51644746]

>>51644692
they want your capital in in the door at 3% knowing that fed rates are going higher than that. decent chance you wont move it out, even if the bank doesn't continue to raise interest payments.

[Anonymous No.51644754]

>>51644709
meanwhile 6 month t-bill beats any (((bank))) by almost a percent

[Anonymous No.51644755]

>>51644738
me on the left
Verification not required

[Anonymous No.51644756]

Is Apple the fakest and gayest stock that has ever existed?

[Anonymous No.51644758]

BUDDY LOOK AT US10Y COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.51644761]

>>51644738
>Philly

[Anonymous No.51644762]

>>51644738
i wish i had a loving loyal wife that would shart on me desu

[Anonymous No.51644771]

>>51644613
but 363 hasn't been broken. That I the June Low. A long as we hold its still a bull market.

363 has been defended hard since last week. You'll never get past institutional slurping

[Anonymous No.51644776]

>>51644742
we just had a 20pt pump on shit and piss how is this boring, redditfrog poster?

[Anonymous No.51644778]

>>51643990
this happened right before the last rally too. DXY and 10yr pumped a bunch, like a blowoff top, because it got crushed the day after and a rally started. i got caught holding shorts last time, so maybe it will be wise to have it happen again.

[Anonymous No.51644782]

Did you listen when I said the PRTY was over?
kekekkekeke

[Anonymous No.51644792]

370 close today. Green all week. Put buyers all ahhhh and close their puts. Nuclear bomb goes off in Kiev on Sunday and market drops 35% next week

[Anonymous No.51644797]

BROS WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.51644800]

>>51644792
>Kiev
Uh, chud...

[Anonymous No.51644804]

>>51644738
>mfw

[Anonymous No.51644808]

>>51644782
You mean my $50 lottery ticket isn't going to turn into $20k?!

[Anonymous No.51644816]

>>51644797

[Anonymous No.51644820]

>>51644792
And then everyone clapped
It's all crab week unless Powell is super hawkish or numbers appear better than expected, in which cases we dump

[Anonymous No.51644822]

>>51644738
Big assed Latinas farting in your face

[Anonymous No.51644827]

>>51644776
>redditfrog
There's that psyop again.

[Anonymous No.51644834]

>>51644738
nice dump bobo

[Anonymous No.51644835]

alright let's start rolling for it now:

POWER hour
-or-
SOUR hour
?

[Anonymous No.51644841]

>>51644778
>got caught holding shorts last time, so maybe it will be wise to have it happen again.

why would you want that to happen again

[Anonymous No.51644849]

The US TEN YEAR TREASURY

[Anonymous No.51644851]

>>51644776
>redditfrog

[Anonymous No.51644852]

>>51644835
rolling for crab hour

[Anonymous No.51644855]

>>51644834
larry david is such a funny kike

[Anonymous No.51644860]

>>51644835
"Power" AKA +0.40% on SPY

[Anonymous No.51644870]

>>51644852
PPT going to end us green as the world burns.

[Anonymous No.51644874]

>>51644835
limit down

[Anonymous No.51644873]

bros if treasury yields go up its good cause u can make more money with them right?

[Anonymous No.51644875]

>>51644841
yea wait i typed that all wrong
maybe it would be wise to not have that happen again.
i closed my shorts because big movement in the DXY and 10yr will dampen out now, not continue, just like with VIX.

[Anonymous No.51644885]

>>51644641
>The only reason for the market to bounce at volume walls is to fuck ME over

Lmao smg

[Anonymous No.51644892]

>>51644738
that is a male.

[Anonymous No.51644903]

>>51644875
what do you think happens tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51644921]

classic rising wedge formed on shit and piss
if you believe in such things

[Anonymous No.51644930]

>>51644885
Why would it be raegan and not Bush or whatever jew was controlling Israel at the time?

[Anonymous No.51644948]

>>51644930
reagan discovered osama bin laden and kickstarted his career

[Anonymous No.51644951]

Was he right?

[Anonymous No.51644956]

>log regression beats all AI models
the death of man in aluminum space suit leaning in and touching something

[Anonymous No.51644953]

>>51644835
oh my call is lemon warhead sour

[Anonymous No.51644968]

FUICKFUCKFCUKFUCK
>FUCK

[Anonymous No.51644970]

>>51644633
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.51644971]

Why didn't anyone tell me the CEO of GOOGL is a shitskin pajeet before I bought several dozen shares back in May?
I blame you /smg/. Fuck you.
Why didn't you stop me?
This is all your fault

[Anonymous No.51644976]

Dollar is slaughtering everything except for dollar based stocks. Should only be a temporary relief for stocks IMO. Nothing will be spared in this volatility

[Anonymous No.51644979]

AMZN just wont quit

[Anonymous No.51644986]

>>51644903
what i am saying is that if this follows the same pattern as the last time DXY and 10yr pumped together bigly, then they will be crushed tomorrow and we get a rally. look at the charts just before the july rally, look at DXY and 10yr. people were ALL CAPS posting like they are today about them that very monday. next day the week long rally started.

[Anonymous No.51644992]

>>51644976
>except for dollar based stocks
i own underlying in many that are down 70%, some even 90% YTD

[Anonymous No.51645003]

>>51644971
Theyre all pajeets.

[Anonymous No.51645007]

>>51644873
Yes but 1) you lose money if they keep going up more and 2) the flood of people buying them means those people sell off things like divvy stocks which in turn... well, think reverse QE.

[Anonymous No.51645018]

Anyone have thoughts on DNA crazy cathie keeps buying it.

[Anonymous No.51645024]

>>51644986
was VIX also up 8% that day

[Anonymous No.51645025]

>>51644971
Just a week ago an anon claimed to quit google voluntarily because he got reprimanded for doing a peer review of a tranny's (awful) code
He says hundreds of people spend all their time on conference calls and he's not sure what anyone does, but the woke culture was too insane for him.

then their CEO comes out and says employees are partying too much kek.

[Anonymous No.51645037]

Amazon, apple, Microsoft, tesla, walmart, costco all green or neon green. Bottom is in niggers

[Anonymous No.51645055]

>>51644979
You had to jinx it, didn't you, cocky nigger bull
This is why I love biz
This place and its power of digits is the closest we get Aronofsky's Pi

[Anonymous No.51645068]

>He didnt bug out of the stock market with plans to buy back when the crash is finally over
>He didn't short anything to make money for the fall
If you didn't do one of these two things you are NGMI

[Anonymous No.51645070]

Look at these market makers save AAPL $150. Judgement day is coming boomers

[Anonymous No.51645073]

>>51644968
what

[Anonymous No.51645074]

>>51644921
>classic rising wedge formed on shit and piss
>if you believe in such things
and there it goes, you should've listened

[Anonymous No.51645075]

What trades do I make to get to rub my fingers like this?

[Anonymous No.51645079]

>>51645018
must be highly innovative i'm sure

[Anonymous No.51645081]

>>51645055
I'm actually short it

[Anonymous No.51645080]

>>51645037
This tells me the bottom isn't in

[Anonymous No.51645094]

Kek I just checked my position of SOXL and my buy in price was literally $50. I have never lost this much money before.

[Anonymous No.51645095]

Do I buy MMM and/or MO? That divy…

[Anonymous No.51645103]

>>51645080
>this tells me the bottom isn't in
Bullish

[Anonymous No.51645102]

>>51645075
Short goyim homes. VNQ puts.

[Anonymous No.51645106]

>>51644971
KEK

[Anonymous No.51645116]

>>51645094
lol how many shares?

[Anonymous No.51645119]

>>51645070
>42 P/B
They have no idea whats coming...

[Anonymous No.51645121]

>>51645095
Isn't MO in debt to the tits?

[Anonymous No.51645127]

>>51645103
Dumb permabull retard

[Anonymous No.51645133]

JPOW delivering boys. QT is alive!

[Anonymous No.51645135]

how high can labd go

[Anonymous No.51645137]

>>51644669
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.51645139]

>>51645116
I'd rather not say.... it's reddit tier levels of retarded...

[Anonymous No.51645147]

>>51645094
>holding a 3x leveraged swing stock while it bleeds 80% of its value
holy fuck nigger what's wrong with you

[Anonymous No.51645148]

IS THE BOTTOM IN OR NOT PICK ONE ASSHOLES?

[Anonymous No.51645159]

The Dow is going to close for the first time below the February 2020 high.

[Anonymous No.51645161]

IRS Agents to make sure people who realized what little gains they had after the market crashed pay on their taxes like a good boy. It all makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.51645168]

>>51645148
I'd like to roast her on a cross

[Anonymous No.51645176]

>>51645094
>SOXL officially single digit stock

[Anonymous No.51645178]

How much lower are they taking this? I'M TAKING HEAVY LOSSES OVER HERE!

[Anonymous No.51645181]

does losing money build character

[Anonymous No.51645182]

I was blind, dear God. But now I see.

[Anonymous No.51645188]

>>51645147
At some point I figured I would just keep holding but it's just been getting worse. When are things going back up? It's not like it can get delisted right? They will just do a reverse split.

[Anonymous No.51645192]

>>51645181
yes

[Anonymous No.51645194]

>>51645181
Yes.

[Anonymous No.51645195]

>>51645159
holy fuck jerome is a mad man

[Anonymous No.51645196]

>>51645181
yes

[Anonymous No.51645197]

>>51645178

[Anonymous No.51645201]

>>51645094
Why didn't you sell when SOX went under the 200 day moving average? /smg/ was preaching that for 2 straight years

[Anonymous No.51645209]

>>51645188
The sooner you capitulate the sooner it will be over anon. For your anxiety and for the market. I was blind before, but now I see. I was blinded by ignorance and hubris.

[Anonymous No.51645212]

>>51645181
Dice builds character.

[Anonymous No.51645214]

>>51645094
F

[Anonymous No.51645215]

>>51645070
Buddy check apple computer

[Anonymous No.51645220]

10 year about to hit 3.9%

[Anonymous No.51645222]

>>51645133
DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO JPOW, THE ENTIRE ECONOMY HAS TO DROP. BONDS ARE EQUALLY AS FUCKED

[Anonymous No.51645225]

>>51645148
>r/RoastMe
Not posting benis

[Anonymous No.51645228]

>>51645201
>/smg/ was preaching that for 2 straight years
like70% of soxl posts say "GENERATIONAL BUYING OPPORTUNITY BUY NOW OR BE PRICED OUT FOREVER" trust me im a /smg/ archivalist

[Anonymous No.51645231]

2/10 would bang

[Anonymous No.51645229]

what is powell speaking about tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51645245]

>>51645201
I kind of fell off my game and stopped checking things in life. I got cucked by my ex of 5 years and I just decided to let things ride because there would eventually be a better tomorrow. I'm so fucked...

[Anonymous No.51645246]

>>51645148
Why would I roast you? I love talking horses

[Anonymous No.51645251]

>>51644986
Today does have some similarities to June.
Dollar was up (tepidly)
VIX was 34 (now its 30)

The risk is VIX still isn't that high compared to the chaos that's going on. this dollar rally is much stronger

[Anonymous No.51645252]

lookin like a dead bull bounce on shit and piss
look out below

[Anonymous No.51645271]

>>51645228
This, I fell for the /smg/ shilling.

[Anonymous No.51645276]

>>51645222
Yes bro. Damn no need to caps lock me. This is for pivoters and boomers to know it’s anal probing time

[Anonymous No.51645281]

>>51645070
Once it breaks 150, I will open ALL of the shorts.

[Anonymous No.51645283]

>>51645271
>Didn't DYOR
You only have yourself to blame

[Anonymous No.51645288]

>calm before the meltup

[Anonymous No.51645294]

>>51645248
>>51645248
>>51645248

[Anonymous No.51645300]

>>51645181
Only if you can afford it. Poor people chimp out over it.

[Anonymous No.51645303]

>>51645283
Ok ass hole take a look at this market and tell me how any of it makes sense based off of the "research?"

[Anonymous No.51645327]

>>51645228
Post 19 months ago from the original shill warning people sell SOXL when SOX goes under the 200 day

[Anonymous No.51645343]

>>51645303
If you just ignore everything and ask the question "is the fed tightening or loosening policy" then you have a perfect trading indicator

[Anonymous No.51645367]

>>51645303
If you're bitching about holding a leveraged ETF long term, it's because you didn't understand the purpose of the instrument. Again, didn't do your own research. Why would you buy something you don't understand?

[Anonymous No.51645381]

I do what I must

[Anonymous No.51645441]

>>51645367
Yeah because you have never done that before.

[Anonymous No.51645457]

>>51645327
SOXL_shill is a fraud and has led more people to ruin than Israel.

[Anonymous No.51645468]

Is it desperation from comfy poster?

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/aeva

[Anonymous No.51645489]

>>51645457
>SOXL_shill told me to sell
>I didn't sell
>How could SOXL_shill do this??
(dot)jpeg

[Anonymous No.51645820]

>>51645121
They are. On the other side everyone smokes those IQOS here. MMM serms to be safer best despite all those lawsuits.

[Anonymous No.51645883]

>>51643811
>>51643988
>>51644022
>>51644033
>>51644055
>>51644066
>>51644099
>>51644111
>>51644122
>>51644155
>>51644200
>>51644222
>>51644288
>>51644344
>>51644400
>>51644455
>>51644477
>>51644488
>>51644533
>>51644633
>>51644688
>>51644711
>>51644755
>>51644800
>>51644822
>>51644855
>>51645055
>>51645133
>>51645188
>>51645222
>>51645288
>>51645300
checked

[Anonymous No.51646223]

>>51645148
There is this youtuber who deals with objective beauty measurements and I think he covered how the comments on roastme are objectively nicer than other subreddits. Like it's a literal hugbox.

[Anonymous No.51646858]

IT'S ALL RED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA