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FUCK YOU NATTY CATTY

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Kashima
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Bear Market Barries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51643781
First for Tiger tanks.

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Direxion Daily Semiconductor Bull 3X Shares (Ticker: SOXL) is now in single digits. Do you have anything to say for yourself?

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>>51643896
i never fell for that reddit stock

>> No.51643973

SOXL.

Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop.

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Guys guys guys AMC is diluting again lmao

>> No.51643976
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stocks for this feel? aside from all of them

>> No.51643979
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51643979

So does the world now realize that the jews are in fact the real rulers and Hitler was trying to save us from this? Or are they still on denial?

>> No.51643984
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>> No.51643985

>>51643896
I am financially ruined and will never recover

>> No.51643988

>>51643974
BULLLISH

>> No.51643990
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51643990

DXY Crashposters are retards too. THE US IS WAGING FINANCIAL WARFARE ON THE WORLD.
>Europe + UK will crash
>Europe + UK will nationalize their companies
>DXY will continue to rise
>Stock market will continue to fall
>America (private companies) will begin a campaign of 'build back better' in Europe
>Costco and Walmart pop up everywhere
>same for South America and Japan
>Stock market at all time lows
>BUY BUY BUY
Welcome to the birth of the new American Empire.

>> No.51643991
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>>51643896
REDDIT BUY BUY BUY

>> No.51643993
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>>51643948

>> No.51643998

SHEMITAH IS OVER , SHOULD I SLURP THE DIP OR NOT ?

>> No.51644008

>>51643896
GENERATIONAL BUYING OPPORTUNITY
oh wait the 52 week high is based off of a fake and/or gay 2020's covid liquidity pump and will never get to those highs again? uh oh spagetti-os

>> No.51644012

>>51643974
DOS SEMANAS MÀS

>> No.51644013

Isn't there supposed to be a happening and crash or something today

>> No.51644016

>>51643998
no, there's the kike after party

>> No.51644018

>>51643998
the shmita signals a happening anon.

>> No.51644022

should I buy SOXL calls

>> No.51644026
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And just like that spy will never go below 365 again

>> No.51644027

JUST LET IT RETEST THE LOWS AND BOUNCE 20% PLEASE GOD AAAAA

>> No.51644033
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51644033

So I guess OPEC just wants to go bankrupt?

>> No.51644037
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>>51643781

>> No.51644045

>>51643979
Innit funny how, over thousands of years, over a dozen empires oppressed one single group of people (for no apparant reason), real funny shit bruv

>> No.51644051
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51644051

Hey fuck you Natty Catty is a saint.

>> No.51644055

>>51644022
Yes. But obviously not this year. That would be retarded.

>> No.51644060
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SOXL. Chop loss. Insane volatility. Sharpe ratio that makes a retarded chimpanzee look like a better investor.

Chop. Chop. Beta slippage. Volatility drag. Chop.


Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. SOXL.

>> No.51644066

>>51644033
how fucking young are you that you never saw the ol' opec drop-prices-below-extraction-cost trick? They squeeze the fuck out of small timers like once every 3 years

>> No.51644067

>>51644013
The flush is scheduled for the last hour

>> No.51644075

>>51643979
>buys soxl, bbby, gme
>is bull despite all evidence to the contrary
>fine with meme bull market but wants evidence backed reasons for bear market
>told to sell for weeks
>slurps more memestocks because ostrich psychologoy
>markets dumps more
>margin called
>throws out genetic testing indacating presence of extra chromosome, but gets disability anyway
>converts food stamps to soxl and bbby shares
>loses that too
>www.4chan.org/biz
>"must be the jews fault"

>> No.51644076

>>51644045
yes anon the world is a fucked up place. It's our duty as good christians to protect the jews from persecution. They are god's chosen people after all, of course the devil is going to do everything he can to villify them

>> No.51644078

>>51643979
the saddest thing is that the people who won't be able to retire ever don't even consider that this is their future

>> No.51644079

just woke up, how's the market doing?

>> No.51644083

>>51644060
SAVA Puts. Every Play You Make Is Bad.
Chop. Chop. Chop. Lol.

>> No.51644095

SAVA PAJEET WHY ARE MY SAVA SHORTS DEEP IN THE RED

>> No.51644098

>>51644075
Kek

>> No.51644097
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>>51643979
>America needs me
>Basically shat on me this whole time
Hard pass my dudes.

>> No.51644099

It's best to just pretend tesla does not exist.
It's not a real stock.

>> No.51644101

Everyone is loaded up on SPY puts right?

>> No.51644108
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>WTI under 77
>Gas went up 10 cents today where i am
ummmmm WTF is this?

>> No.51644109
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51644109

Remember how cocky Mumu was the first hour of trading?

>> No.51644111

>>51644066
Bruh this isn't 2016 or even 2020. They all need that money more than they need to strangle off the last couple shale producers.

>> No.51644117

>>51643990
Do we get to rape and pillage? I need to culturally enrich europe with my seed. Although I bet in 10 years time they'll be like the Philippines and begging me to put a white baby in them.

>> No.51644122

>>51644075
this post smells of matzoh

>> No.51644127
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>>51644099
This guy understands

>> No.51644136

the global economy is officially fucking over, i cant wait to see what happens next

>> No.51644138

>>51644108
We're dumping a strategic petroleum reserve, not a strategic gas reserve. And refineries need to do shit around this time of year.

>> No.51644141

the the the the the the the the she she she she she she she she SHEMITAHHHHHH

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>>51644083
>>51644095
Chop.
Chop.
Chop.
Chop.
Single.
Digits.

>> No.51644155

>yields up 6%
>dollar up 1%
>VIX up 10%
>AAPL green, nasdaq down 0.5%

if this doesn't tell you sellers are exhausted you deserve to lose money shorting this interim bottom

>> No.51644156

>>51644101
No I sold mine. I don't like holding overnight anymore, and green is green. I'll take it

>> No.51644160

>>51644109
yep lol
>WOOHOO +0.1% UP THE DIP IS OVER BUY BUY BUY

>> No.51644163

>>51644101
I am sir after a brief stint with calls. but today is a put day the n vidya

>> No.51644167

>>51644155
zoom out

>> No.51644168

while I am happy about this SAVA pump (the shitputs i sold last week are not raping my ass as much)....this company has so many short term degenerate traders so we get short-covering rallies even AFTER the market has realized that the whole pump was on false SeekingAlpha news the company itself disavowed (look at SAVA's latest 8-k filing lmao)

>> No.51644173

>>51644111
who needs money? I have no idea which country you are referring to

>> No.51644175

Why isn't shemitah doing anything

>> No.51644178

>>51644117
Soon we will be able to buy foreign women for 15 american dollars. BUY not rent.

>> No.51644184

>>51644156
>green is green
>no overnight
based but i think they have room for one more after lunch poopy poop dump before they officially end the shemita bear market

>> No.51644190

>>51644101
Let's take a look at VIX. VIX is at like 32. Meaning that yes I'd say that people on the SPX are hedging with more puts now.

It looks like people are bracing for a larger selloff with VIX this high.

>> No.51644194

>>51644155
>sellers are exhausted
is this the new cope?

>> No.51644195
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What happened to leveraged AVCT anon, did he rope?

>> No.51644200
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What are your top 5 UK stocks to short before their inevitable financial collapse?

>> No.51644206

>>51643781
FUCK YOU NATTY CATTY

>> No.51644214

Still waiting for Tesla to start dumping.

>> No.51644215

Britain considering reperations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBBLNeCFl80

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DRVchads, where you at?

>> No.51644221

if i followed TA id say it looks like a dump is coming but i dont so ill settle on a crab post

>> No.51644222
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>>51643998
I'm not buying until yom kippur
My Semitic agrarian calendar trading strategy will prevail.

>> No.51644238

SOXL. Leveraged rotation. Chop.
Chop.
Chop.
Chop.
Chop.
Chop.

>> No.51644242

So what happens to the world economy if the pound collapses

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help I can't stop laughing

>> No.51644251

>>51644214
Probably the best option for weekly puts
right now if you wanna gamble

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>>51644242

>> No.51644260

>>51644242
To the world? Not much
In the UK? THE BANTER STOPS

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>>51644178
how do i short foreign women and long white cock

>> No.51644270
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>ctrl + f siga
>0 results
looks like it's going to drop below $10 this week. are any of you poxpals still accumulating for when the moon mission to $500 per share happens in another two, perhaps three, weeks?

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>>51644216
I sold at 52 and now I suffer in SRS

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5 day meme report is in

PRTY -14%
BBBY -18%
GME -17%
SOXL -19%
AMC -21%

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>>51644222
Yea I'm gonna buy calls a day or two before Yom kippur to front run the Jews trying to front run other jews

>> No.51644276

>>51644173
Literally all of them thanks to fucked food prices, civil wars, and regular wars to varying degrees.

>> No.51644278

Am i the only one shorting oil here ?

>> No.51644281

>>51644242
nothing lol

>> No.51644288

>>51644278
nah

>> No.51644290

>>51644260
>>51644256
I always wanted to visit London, might be good time soon when it's cheap

>> No.51644291

>>51644247
that absolute faggot from last night saying "i dont need to use 3x levered etfs since im not poor i only use broad index etfs and im magically green on the year trust me bro im a trader" god i hate him
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PAaOpgkFeY

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>>51644261
literally just by existing. Money isnt everything but being white will soon be.

>> No.51644295

>>51644194

the only one coping is you. You have literally a bears wet dream yet QQQ is on the verge of going green. What happens when the dollar or yields aren't making a 3 sigma move to the upside, retard?

>> No.51644297
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Bobos have to pay for their crimes.

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>>51644242
Who the FUCK uses GBP?

>> No.51644303
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The fact that people consider stock buybacks to be a normal and healthy thing is bearish beyond belief.

>> No.51644317
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>>51644297
The crime of being right?

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>>51644195
what I REALLY wanna know is what happened to CLF tranny. He has 5, FIVE chances to become a millionaire

>> No.51644327

>>51644270
Buddy, fair value is probably $5-$6 at this point. Unless you think, like, the hues buying 10,000 treatments and NYC/SF buying 100 will move the needle at all.

>> No.51644329

>>51644278
I bought UNG calls that are already up 40% since I bought em this morning. Just seemed like to good a deal

>> No.51644331

Who was the nigger that linked me to /gme/ at the end of last thread? I am TEPID

>> No.51644336

>>51644295
>QQQ is on the verge of going green
nothing new for the market to make it move up or down, so I'd say that doesn't matter.
What I would actually watch out for is trash companies getting culled over an extended period of high interest rates, sooner or later. It makes sense, so I expect it to happen
QQQ is overbought if anything

>> No.51644340

>>51644274
ahh so that's why i'm down 20%

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>> No.51644349

>>51644294
are sicilian, irish, german, british (in that order) mutts considered white? asking for a fellow anon

>> No.51644350

>>51644331
lmfao wasnt me but I did post my pasta in there before I realized it a second later. first time he got me, I wasnt even mad.

>> No.51644360

>>51644331
its fascinating how retarded that thread is, half the posts are reddit memes and the other half are permutations of "we're all gonna make it"

>> No.51644361

>>51644340
GME and BBBY are really just zero fee cost bear ETFs

>> No.51644363

>>51644303
They're just a smarter way of doing dividends. And divvy stocks are just as vulnerable to bullshit like timing manipulation or taking out debt to pay them (*cough* ZIM *cough*).

>> No.51644367

SOXL is now $9.60 and it's likely going to get dragged even harder down since we're barely in the third inning of this bear mkt.

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>>51644045
>>51643979
>>51644076
https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1574251105940377607?t=Grh1hu_vUPgsLnl8ICPmjA&s=19

>> No.51644371

>APE up 5% today
Lol

>> No.51644373

>>51644360
Welcome to online investing

>> No.51644375

>>51644349
Mutts will be the only thing considered white. American passports. Do you think we will treat the Europoors well after the way they talk to us mutts in pol? Europoors will become a taxed vassal nation to the new (but still 95% jewish) American Empire.

>> No.51644380

>>51644323
For me, its LCIguy & SNSSfag

>> No.51644389

>>51644136
>the global economy is officially fucking over, i cant wait to see what happens next

we are going to pump tomorrow

>> No.51644390

>>51644350
I actually asked a question about when to take profits on a winning stock and they made me realize that 8-10% is the average SPY gain on the year, so any green is probably good

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>>51644375
the future is more based than i could possibly imagine. Fuck bros, we made it

>> No.51644392

>>51644336

>dude QQQ is definitely overbought after falling 12% in two weeks, a .09% probability move lol. I'm gonna bet yields and the dollar are going to keep going up even though the magnitude of the current move is literally 4 sigma lol. Ya i'll bet on the 1% move its the apocalypse!!! Risk management? no u dont understand fed said stocks go down forever!!!!! Just like june!!!!

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>> No.51644400

>>51644276
The citizenry is expendable. Let them eat bugs.

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>>51643781
Hello friends, newfag here. Is this ok?

>> No.51644404

>>51644392
Still 100% up over the past 5 years. Too much

>> No.51644405

>>51644242
What happened last time

>> No.51644407

>>51644401
yeah hes just resting

>> No.51644413

>>51644375
the euro cucks are pretty salty over on pol i must say. they know what the deal is deep down but dont want to admit it

>> No.51644416

>>51644397
hey man thats some tasty loss carryover action, you can now make a thousand bucks without paying taxes on it! lucky you!

>> No.51644435

>>51644392
also, you must be completely retarded to attribute sigma to moves that are happening because of policy.
Yes obviously yields are going to go sky high when the fed keeps running rates up and other countries are squeezed by the dollar to sell US bonds
Yes the dollar will keep getting squeezed to the upside until A) the fed steps in to save the world market or B) other countries just default on US debt, and then the USD collapses

>> No.51644437

thread theme for going into either spy puts or calls right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT3P7p-WNSY

>> No.51644439
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>>51644391
They will send us millions of their finest and barely legal women just to protect them from the chink and poo hoardes.
>>51644413
They are starting to realize that America is their fucking daddy and they better start behaving.

>> No.51644445

>>51644361
no they're not retard they go down with the market

>> No.51644446
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>>51644397
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yea I took a big loss on that shit too.

>> No.51644454

>>51644361
lol tard

>> No.51644455
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51644455

I'm financially jewuined

>> No.51644458
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>>51644360
>check to see if the bbby generals still exist
>they're gone
>check the gme general
>people are still talking about it like it's going to go up
it's basically a diversified eternal baggie convention at this point

>> No.51644461

>>51644397
What happened here?

>> No.51644477

>>51644405
some hungarian business man made a billion a day

>> No.51644483

>>51644389
you need a year of green to catch up dude

>> No.51644485
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>>51644455
Yeah, I'm starting to understand this Antisemitism thing.

>> No.51644488

>>51644401
Yes. I assume you have TMV and/or TYO, of course.

>> No.51644493
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>>51644461
he bought

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>>51643984
i kneel EverythingBubble-san

>> No.51644502
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if yields can move by this much over a single day, we're nowhere near done yet

>> No.51644504
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51644504

Hey CYIO shill, well done....

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51644505

fucking fuck fuck really +1%

>> No.51644514
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51644514

I will stop posting this when I stop being right

>> No.51644519

where is the gigadump you promised me niggers

>> No.51644525

UUUU?

>> No.51644530

>>51644461
I unironically forgot to set a sell order for 4.50

>> No.51644531
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51644531

>SP500 -1%
>BTC +1%
>ETH +2%

>> No.51644533

>>51644514
thank you prophet anon. I was blind but I did see. This is the rest of the prophecy
>>51643990

>> No.51644538

>>51643781
I just keep getting poorer

>> No.51644540

>>51644519
It's occurring right now, in the shadow realm of Jewish loans (aka bonds).

>> No.51644541

>>51644519
from FOMC day to now bro what you missed it?

>> No.51644545

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN KRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

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>>51644533
I have gotten way too many dubs and shit bearposting today. I got 666 last thread or something. we are doomed. bulls please get the fucking message. RUN FOR THE FUCKING HILLS

>> No.51644579

>>51644525
I sold 2000 USOI. Thinking os selling UUUU on next pump. I bought at $1.80.

>> No.51644585

>>51644514
What is this supposed to mean?

>> No.51644597
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51644597

what the fuck is this market

>> No.51644604

>>51644545
the bull is losing his mind

>> No.51644606

>>51644585
it means bottom wont be in till spy hits 320-200 and we still have a lot lower to go

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Goddamn, I'm gonna make George Lincoln Rockwell look like Mel Brooks.

>> No.51644610
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All you have to do to avoid wash sale bs is not make any bad trades

>> No.51644613
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TA fags.... Resistance is futile, 365 was broken on SPY and you used all your dry powder

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>>51644597
highly volatile, recession, rising rate environment market

>> No.51644625

>>51644531

Interesting... the great reset is upon us.

>> No.51644630

>>51644585
TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.51644633
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NINE EVENS ARE TRADING

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>>51644597
its specifically directed to steal money from retail as a backhanded means of controlling inflation and taking liquidity out of the equation
i mean look at this shit, the only logical reason for this is to trigger stop losses and limits, thats it, thats the only rationale for it
im glad im sitting out today

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51644648

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51644658

>pound dropped so much I'm up
Diversify niggas

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>>51644401
>Is this ok?
No. No it is not.

>> No.51644664

>>51643781
fuck you natty catty!

>> No.51644665

>>51644606
Come on, I already closed a SPY spread that was in the green, but had a maximum profit at 320

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>AAPL gets down to 150.04
>insane pump out of fucking nowhere

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>>51644626
BOTTOM IS IN
I REPEAT: BOTTOM IS IN

>> No.51644673

>>51644610
or just rotate ETFs every time you fuck up
really sucks its 60 days though, specifically makes being a retail trader a pain in the ass

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51644686

buy buy buy

>> No.51644688

>>51644626
Kek Cramer just says every conflicting statement he can in hopes something sticks

>> No.51644692

>Banks start offering excessive interest rates for Fixed Deposits
They see something we don't right?

>> No.51644696

>>51644610
> not make any bad trades
is such a power even possible?

>> No.51644708

My gut tells me we are close...

IYKTYK

>> No.51644709

>>51644692
>excessive interest rates
What, like 3%?

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>>51644669
Nice try

>> No.51644716

>>51644290
>when it's cheap
it's london, it's a massive scam

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>>51644669
>>51644688
that was two weeks ago, seems like he got it right
i don't know how i feel about this
pic not related

>> No.51644723

>>51644709
Yes. My boomer parents are excited as fuck about it. Especially when it was been 1-1.5% for the past decade.

>> No.51644725

>>51644696
No it's not possible in real life, but in theory it is

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>>51644711
OK maybe you 320niggers are right.

>> No.51644728

>>51644692
They need liquidity.

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>>51644711
oh SHIT!!!

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*sharts in your mouth*
what now mumu?

>> No.51644742
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51644742

I’m financially bored

>> No.51644746

>>51644692
they want your capital in in the door at 3% knowing that fed rates are going higher than that. decent chance you wont move it out, even if the bank doesn't continue to raise interest payments.

>> No.51644754

>>51644709
meanwhile 6 month t-bill beats any (((bank))) by almost a percent

>> No.51644755

>>51644738
me on the left
Verification not required

>> No.51644756

Is Apple the fakest and gayest stock that has ever existed?

>> No.51644758

BUDDY LOOK AT US10Y COMPUTER

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>>51644738
>Philly

>> No.51644762

>>51644738
i wish i had a loving loyal wife that would shart on me desu

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>>51644613
but 363 hasn't been broken. That I the June Low. A long as we hold its still a bull market.

363 has been defended hard since last week. You'll never get past institutional slurping

>> No.51644776

>>51644742
we just had a 20pt pump on shit and piss how is this boring, redditfrog poster?

>> No.51644778

>>51643990
this happened right before the last rally too. DXY and 10yr pumped a bunch, like a blowoff top, because it got crushed the day after and a rally started. i got caught holding shorts last time, so maybe it will be wise to have it happen again.

>> No.51644782

Did you listen when I said the PRTY was over?
kekekkekeke

>> No.51644792

370 close today. Green all week. Put buyers all ahhhh and close their puts. Nuclear bomb goes off in Kiev on Sunday and market drops 35% next week

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BROS WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING

>> No.51644800

>>51644792
>Kiev
Uh, chud...

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>>51644738
>mfw

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>>51644782
You mean my $50 lottery ticket isn't going to turn into $20k?!

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>>51644797

>> No.51644820

>>51644792
And then everyone clapped
It's all crab week unless Powell is super hawkish or numbers appear better than expected, in which cases we dump

>> No.51644822

>>51644738
Big assed Latinas farting in your face

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>>51644776
>redditfrog
There's that psyop again.

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>>51644738
nice dump bobo

>> No.51644835

alright let's start rolling for it now:

POWER hour
-or-
SOUR hour
?

>> No.51644841

>>51644778
>got caught holding shorts last time, so maybe it will be wise to have it happen again.

why would you want that to happen again

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The US TEN YEAR TREASURY

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>>51644776
>redditfrog

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>>51644835
rolling for crab hour

>> No.51644855

>>51644834
larry david is such a funny kike

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>>51644835
"Power" AKA +0.40% on SPY

>> No.51644870

>>51644852
PPT going to end us green as the world burns.

>> No.51644874

>>51644835
limit down

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bros if treasury yields go up its good cause u can make more money with them right?

>> No.51644875

>>51644841
yea wait i typed that all wrong
maybe it would be wise to not have that happen again.
i closed my shorts because big movement in the DXY and 10yr will dampen out now, not continue, just like with VIX.

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>>51644641
>The only reason for the market to bounce at volume walls is to fuck ME over

Lmao smg

>> No.51644892

>>51644738
that is a male.

>> No.51644903

>>51644875
what do you think happens tomorrow

>> No.51644921

classic rising wedge formed on shit and piss
if you believe in such things

>> No.51644930

>>51644885
Why would it be raegan and not Bush or whatever jew was controlling Israel at the time?

>> No.51644948

>>51644930
reagan discovered osama bin laden and kickstarted his career

>> No.51644951
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51644951

Was he right?

>> No.51644956

>log regression beats all AI models
the death of man in aluminum space suit leaning in and touching something

>> No.51644953

>>51644835
oh my call is lemon warhead sour

>> No.51644968
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FUICKFUCKFCUKFUCK
>FUCK

>> No.51644970

>>51644633
What did he mean by this?

>> No.51644971
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51644971

Why didn't anyone tell me the CEO of GOOGL is a shitskin pajeet before I bought several dozen shares back in May?
I blame you /smg/. Fuck you.
Why didn't you stop me?
This is all your fault

>> No.51644976

Dollar is slaughtering everything except for dollar based stocks. Should only be a temporary relief for stocks IMO. Nothing will be spared in this volatility

>> No.51644979

AMZN just wont quit

>> No.51644986

>>51644903
what i am saying is that if this follows the same pattern as the last time DXY and 10yr pumped together bigly, then they will be crushed tomorrow and we get a rally. look at the charts just before the july rally, look at DXY and 10yr. people were ALL CAPS posting like they are today about them that very monday. next day the week long rally started.

>> No.51644992

>>51644976
>except for dollar based stocks
i own underlying in many that are down 70%, some even 90% YTD

>> No.51645003

>>51644971
Theyre all pajeets.

>> No.51645007

>>51644873
Yes but 1) you lose money if they keep going up more and 2) the flood of people buying them means those people sell off things like divvy stocks which in turn... well, think reverse QE.

>> No.51645018

Anyone have thoughts on DNA crazy cathie keeps buying it.

>> No.51645024

>>51644986
was VIX also up 8% that day

>> No.51645025

>>51644971
Just a week ago an anon claimed to quit google voluntarily because he got reprimanded for doing a peer review of a tranny's (awful) code
He says hundreds of people spend all their time on conference calls and he's not sure what anyone does, but the woke culture was too insane for him.

then their CEO comes out and says employees are partying too much kek.

>> No.51645037

Amazon, apple, Microsoft, tesla, walmart, costco all green or neon green. Bottom is in niggers

>> No.51645055

>>51644979
You had to jinx it, didn't you, cocky nigger bull
This is why I love biz
This place and its power of digits is the closest we get Aronofsky's Pi

>> No.51645068

>He didnt bug out of the stock market with plans to buy back when the crash is finally over
>He didn't short anything to make money for the fall
If you didn't do one of these two things you are NGMI

>> No.51645070
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Look at these market makers save AAPL $150. Judgement day is coming boomers

>> No.51645073

>>51644968
what

>> No.51645074

>>51644921
>classic rising wedge formed on shit and piss
>if you believe in such things
and there it goes, you should've listened

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What trades do I make to get to rub my fingers like this?

>> No.51645079

>>51645018
must be highly innovative i'm sure

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>>51645055
I'm actually short it

>> No.51645080

>>51645037
This tells me the bottom isn't in

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51645094

Kek I just checked my position of SOXL and my buy in price was literally $50. I have never lost this much money before.

>> No.51645095

Do I buy MMM and/or MO? That divy…

>> No.51645103

>>51645080
>this tells me the bottom isn't in
Bullish

>> No.51645102

>>51645075
Short goyim homes. VNQ puts.

>> No.51645106

>>51644971
KEK

>> No.51645116

>>51645094
lol how many shares?

>> No.51645119

>>51645070
>42 P/B
They have no idea whats coming...

>> No.51645121

>>51645095
Isn't MO in debt to the tits?

>> No.51645127

>>51645103
Dumb permabull retard

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51645133

JPOW delivering boys. QT is alive!

>> No.51645135

how high can labd go

>> No.51645137
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>>51644669
Uh oh

>> No.51645139

>>51645116
I'd rather not say.... it's reddit tier levels of retarded...

>> No.51645147

>>51645094
>holding a 3x leveraged swing stock while it bleeds 80% of its value
holy fuck nigger what's wrong with you

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IS THE BOTTOM IN OR NOT PICK ONE ASSHOLES?

>> No.51645159
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The Dow is going to close for the first time below the February 2020 high.

>> No.51645161

IRS Agents to make sure people who realized what little gains they had after the market crashed pay on their taxes like a good boy. It all makes sense now.

>> No.51645168

>>51645148
I'd like to roast her on a cross

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>>51645094
>SOXL officially single digit stock

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51645178

How much lower are they taking this? I'M TAKING HEAVY LOSSES OVER HERE!

>> No.51645181

does losing money build character

>> No.51645182

I was blind, dear God. But now I see.

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>>51645147
At some point I figured I would just keep holding but it's just been getting worse. When are things going back up? It's not like it can get delisted right? They will just do a reverse split.

>> No.51645192

>>51645181
yes

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>>51645181
Yes.

>> No.51645195
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>>51645159
holy fuck jerome is a mad man

>> No.51645196

>>51645181
yes

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>>51645178

>> No.51645201

>>51645094
Why didn't you sell when SOX went under the 200 day moving average? /smg/ was preaching that for 2 straight years

>> No.51645209

>>51645188
The sooner you capitulate the sooner it will be over anon. For your anxiety and for the market. I was blind before, but now I see. I was blinded by ignorance and hubris.

>> No.51645212

>>51645181
Dice builds character.

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>>51645094
F

>> No.51645215

>>51645070
Buddy check apple computer

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10 year about to hit 3.9%

>> No.51645222

>>51645133
DID YOU NOT LISTEN TO JPOW, THE ENTIRE ECONOMY HAS TO DROP. BONDS ARE EQUALLY AS FUCKED

>> No.51645225

>>51645148
>r/RoastMe
Not posting benis

>> No.51645228

>>51645201
>/smg/ was preaching that for 2 straight years
like70% of soxl posts say "GENERATIONAL BUYING OPPORTUNITY BUY NOW OR BE PRICED OUT FOREVER" trust me im a /smg/ archivalist

>> No.51645231

2/10 would bang

>> No.51645229

what is powell speaking about tomorrow?

>> No.51645245

>>51645201
I kind of fell off my game and stopped checking things in life. I got cucked by my ex of 5 years and I just decided to let things ride because there would eventually be a better tomorrow. I'm so fucked...

>> No.51645246

>>51645148
Why would I roast you? I love talking horses

>> No.51645251

>>51644986
Today does have some similarities to June.
Dollar was up (tepidly)
VIX was 34 (now its 30)

The risk is VIX still isn't that high compared to the chaos that's going on. this dollar rally is much stronger

>> No.51645252

lookin like a dead bull bounce on shit and piss
look out below

>> No.51645271

>>51645228
This, I fell for the /smg/ shilling.

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>>51645222
Yes bro. Damn no need to caps lock me. This is for pivoters and boomers to know it’s anal probing time

>> No.51645281

>>51645070
Once it breaks 150, I will open ALL of the shorts.

>> No.51645283

>>51645271
>Didn't DYOR
You only have yourself to blame

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>calm before the meltup

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>>51645248
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>>51645181
Only if you can afford it. Poor people chimp out over it.

>> No.51645303

>>51645283
Ok ass hole take a look at this market and tell me how any of it makes sense based off of the "research?"

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>>51645228
Post 19 months ago from the original shill warning people sell SOXL when SOX goes under the 200 day

>> No.51645343

>>51645303
If you just ignore everything and ask the question "is the fed tightening or loosening policy" then you have a perfect trading indicator

>> No.51645367

>>51645303
If you're bitching about holding a leveraged ETF long term, it's because you didn't understand the purpose of the instrument. Again, didn't do your own research. Why would you buy something you don't understand?

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I do what I must

>> No.51645441

>>51645367
Yeah because you have never done that before.

>> No.51645457

>>51645327
SOXL_shill is a fraud and has led more people to ruin than Israel.

>> No.51645468

Is it desperation from comfy poster?

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/aeva

>> No.51645489

>>51645457
>SOXL_shill told me to sell
>I didn't sell
>How could SOXL_shill do this??
(dot)jpeg

>> No.51645820

>>51645121
They are. On the other side everyone smokes those IQOS here. MMM serms to be safer best despite all those lawsuits.

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>>51645300
checked

>> No.51646223

>>51645148
There is this youtuber who deals with objective beauty measurements and I think he covered how the comments on roastme are objectively nicer than other subreddits. Like it's a literal hugbox.

>> No.51646858

IT'S ALL RED
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