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What will they call it this time edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Kashima
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Bear Market Barries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>> No.51641461
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uhhh WFH chads????

>> No.51641462
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>> No.51641467

we call them Chazvilles

>> No.51641473

>>51641461
Don't care, not going back, simple as.

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>suddenly got a flash crash video recommended to me on youtube out of nowhere
uhhhh bros?

>> No.51641479
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>may the machine gods have mercy on bulls for their sins

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OH NO NO NO NO BULLTARDS

>> No.51641487

>>51641461
I like Burry but holy fuck he has some retarded views

>> No.51641488

>>51641445
I hope here in Canada we get to call them Trudumps

>> No.51641489

>>51641473
Can't work from a home you can no longer pay for

>> No.51641494

>>51641445
exo-metaverse

>> No.51641497

>>51641461
What's his fucking problem?

>> No.51641506

>>51641489
Work from public library

>> No.51641510
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>>51641445
>Bobos have bigger dicks and are better at fucking, experts confirm

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>>51641478
>those recommendations

>> No.51641516
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The prophecy is being fulfilled

>> No.51641523
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51641523

i just rejected a 7/10 girl (i'am 22)

>> No.51641525

>>51641489
I can work from Tent.

>> No.51641528
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>>51641492
also I hope everyone is having a good morning

>> No.51641531

>>51641506
>Work from public library
Kino

>> No.51641532
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO GET HOOKED

BUT YOU

MAY

BE

HOOKED.

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51641539

>at any point in time I may be banned because of a thread shitposter angered a jannie to the point of banning anything related to small rabbits and cute and funny ones, too, and I can't post any images with animated rabbits

Thanks for being a paranoid cunt, jannie

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I would bet my left nutsack there is a significant rally before midterms that blows out all the retail puts. 11/18 calls every red day. I'm going to the gym niggas have fun watching it crab today and posting pictures of bears at the local bottom.

>> No.51641541

>>51641461
Based, fuck useless glut office cucks

>> No.51641542
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Eternal reminder that bottom wont be till 300-200 and we are still right on schedule.

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>>51641478

>> No.51641546

>>51641523
you rejected a 7 and 10 year old girls?

>> No.51641548

rabbi shekelstein told me we're going to dump today

>> No.51641552

I just wanna shout out all my mumu niggas for giving me the opportunity to open my short positions.

Keep buying the dip retards

>> No.51641559

>>51641461
I think he means that work from home is exposing middle management bloat that doesn't need to exist

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>>51641511
This, that's a genuinely embarrassing recommendations section

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I have no idea about business or economics I just randomly post Bobos because they are funny

>> No.51641564
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51641564

should I buy more SRS or DRV

>> No.51641568

>>51641113
>hopefully
this is a sound investment strategy that always works

>> No.51641573

>>51641523
Why, exactly?
>inb4 I don't wanna sully my virginal body
>>51641546
Lol there will be a day when I can openly kill people like you

>> No.51641578

>interest rates zero for the first time ever
then
>fastest tightening ever

it's so obvious to me that this is a very intentional and planned pump and dump (great reset) and ((where)) all the money is going to

>> No.51641580

>>51641538
this guy got dumped on last time he went to the gym.

>> No.51641584

Where my /oil shorting/ chads at?

>> No.51641593

>>51641542
>that bottom wont be till 300-200

Yes but that won't be until at least 12 months from now. You can make plenty of money in the meantime.

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>>51641497
Boomers are seething at the notion that they might die and future generations might have a better life than they did in any conceivable aspect.
Its just a benefit like any other. If you can't offer it, you better pony up on salary. Simple as.

>> No.51641601

We need a Barbossa / You'd best believe you're in one Shmita meme

>> No.51641604

>>51641573
Women sense his Purity of Essence, but he denies it to them.

>> No.51641613

>>51641573
come and try faggot

>> No.51641619

>>51641564
Buy DRN

>> No.51641620

>>51641573
i did the math and i found out that's its gonna be a waste of time and energy which i need the most right now

>> No.51641623

>>51641578
>assuming anyone bought puts expiring before retail
>assuming market makers, like all investment firms, don't want a split government

>> No.51641626

>>51641561
bobos are funnier than mumus i don't know why

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Can't wait to move into a Bidenshanty after the crash!

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>Shemitah ends today
>Expect a light bounce
>For some reason all the jews on financial tv “have the day off”
>Tomorrow the real sell off begins
Thanks for playing goy, buy calls now Mumu.... What do you think they Jews haven’t been screening for the talk of Shemitah ending? They know to inverse their holidays. Who’s jewing who? You got jewed and jewed hard....

Mazal Tov /smg/ :^)

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>> No.51641639
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>>51641445
I hate N

>> No.51641641

>>51641559
I thought that too (I believe it myself) but he might be saying (((they))) will blame WFH for unemployment rates

>WFH KILLED THE OFFICE CULTURE!

>> No.51641642

>>51641623
midterms*

>> No.51641644

>>51641629
whoever took out those eugenics jew rocks is a hero

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>>51641516
Verification not required

>> No.51641649

>>51641620
>mental sex math
Dang, anon. What do you need all that energy for? Trading is not exactly intense and high energy

>> No.51641657

>>51641584
shorted oil but get rekt right now -10% already

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>>51641593
Yeah this

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>>51641619
I'm waiting for that to go to 5

>> No.51641674

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP PULL UP

>> No.51641678

>>51641542
120 you mean :)

>> No.51641683

I've lost my entire portfolio this year

$80,000 USD

I'm just beside myself right now, really depressed.

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Mumu bros what's happening?????

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>Study shows bobos will fuck this year UP TO 50% more than mumus.

>> No.51641693

>>51641683
What did you even do?

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>>51641684

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>>51641445
When is capitulation?

>> No.51641702

>>51641657
>>51641584
But you'll going to get wrekd when the breaker closes...

>> No.51641704

>>51641693
He bought 0DTE calls on GME.

>> No.51641705

>>51641701
see >>51641542

>> No.51641709

>>51641693
Mostly Leveraged ETF's and Options

I have a few long term boomer ETF's but I'm basically down 70-90% on everything I hold

Wont break even ever, im ruined unironically

>> No.51641718

>>51641445
What would happen right if theoretically the bond market doesn’t stop selling off, can interest rates rise indefinitely?

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Current Playlist of comfy /biz/posting https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDFtHSy9PQZM_lSyt7CVIRB9DlxNvfhpD
Feel free to check out my channel if you want, it's weird

>> No.51641721

10Y Gon go up

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>white rabbits reign you fucking cunt

>> No.51641724

>>51641698
>assuming mumus will have a job in the great resetcession

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>>51641701
when aapl dumps, when gme and bbby are dead and burried, when people start selling not so they can buy into a more advantageous dip, but because they are worried they won't have a job.

>> No.51641733

>>51641701
You're in one.

>> No.51641736

>>51641709
remember when people said to just buy and hold leveraged ETFs no mattter what.

>> No.51641737

>>51641719
did you grab my ip

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hello, where do I get a refund?

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>>51641701
when you consider eating the bugs

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>>51641709
come home white man

>> No.51641750

>>51641709
Still plenty of jobs out there.

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>>51641709
Time to pick of the pieces anon, no more options. Take whatever you got and invest it in the safest options and keep putting into it regularly. You can't handle risk management clearly, so you just need to play it as safe as possible and leave it at that. Sorry you had to learn like this fren.

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>>51641143
I guess that about wraps it up for mumu bottomposting for the next two more weeks.

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>>51641709
>he fell for the ETF meme
>he bought the peak of a 14 year bullrun
anon I...

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>>51641737
no, it's legit my playlist/youtube channel.

>> No.51641775

>>51641742
Call your female broker.

>> No.51641778

glad i didnt sell my oil short

>> No.51641783
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>>51641778
wtfwt

>> No.51641785

>>51641772
i will give this a listen and get back to you on my opinions of your playlist

>> No.51641787

Ok this isn't funny why is the market fucking going down again? It's ridiculously oversold. Do these idiots not know how to look forward a year or two?

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>>51641787
how does it look a year or two from here anon

>> No.51641798

>>51641748
In hindsight when they started advertising 3x etfs and cryptocurrency on TV during the Superbowl it was the most obvious top signal ever...

>> No.51641799

What did you buy SOXL at, fellow baggies?

>> No.51641800

>>51641787
We are no where near the realm of being oversold lmao we still got a ways to go kid.

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>>51641787
>Line go up everyday
This is fine

>Line go down everyday
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

>> No.51641808

>>51641787
Nuclear war in Europe soon.

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>>51641778
good job anon, keep it up!

>> No.51641811

>>51641796
ATH obviously.

>> No.51641814

>>51641719
smacks of girl playlist.
pass.

>> No.51641817
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BOBO bears we coming back.

You know about SQQQ? YEAH YOU KNOW ME! YOU ABOUT SQQQ??? YEAH YOU ABOUT TO GET WRECKED!

>> No.51641819

>>51641709
Time to work your ass off for the money again. Rooting for you to come back and learn your lesson on risk management

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>>51641736
We meant inverse ETF's

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>>51641753
>losing bad once
>not using pain as motivation to train, financially
>buy cockcage and forever be lowstakes financial cuck

NO

>> No.51641830

>>51641805
If the line will go up to ATH 1-2 years from now why should it ever go down?

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Should I go all in on USO 80C for January? Aren't we literally in an energy crisis?

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>>51641787
>oversold
>index funds pumped 100% since 2020
lmao have fun holding Blackrock bags

>> No.51641834

GBP Dumping again

Ayieeeeeeee

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>>51641445
>What will they call it this time
Brandon bodegas

>> No.51641849

>>51641709
I mean investing in those ETF is great in the long run but did you need that money right now?

>> No.51641851

i bought inverse at the bottom so it doesn't matter if it goes down i'm still at a loss how do i not do this

>> No.51641850

>>51641808
That implies easing and rebuilding - bullish for US stocks.

>> No.51641853
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>>51641785
awesome thanks

>> No.51641857

soxs needs to go to 67 for me to be profitable. hope it happens this week. #black tuesday.

>> No.51641863

>>51641827
Anon pls the worst thing that could happen to him is to lose horribly again

>> No.51641870

>>51641796
The nukes dropped on New York, LA, and the leveling of 3 major Russian cities didn't do any good for the "global economy", what's left of it.

>> No.51641875

>>51641799
72 dollaroos

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I sold $AVCT for %75 gains.

Where my short squeeze chads at???
What ticker is next

>> No.51641880
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>>51641834
Seems like the GBP is taking a pounding

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>>51641814
I'm a big strong man anon!

>> No.51641890

>>51641880
Carlos smug cause his illegal ass only holds pesos.

>> No.51641894
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>>51641721

>> No.51641907

bidenblocks
captcha wp4shh

>> No.51641911

DOWN DOWN DOWN WE GO

>> No.51641923

>>51641631

>a light bounce

SPY is literally drilling into the fucking ground lmao

>> No.51641926

>>51641445
In French the equivalent of hooverville is bidonville which sounds weirdly similar to a certain American geriatrics

>> No.51641929

>>51641887
>not biceps peak
Brutal, you need to start isolating those muscles, anon.

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S&P is undervalued.

>> No.51641934

Only 200 down. nbd. At this rate the drop won't be bigger than 500.

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>>51641827
anon, he clearly doesn't have the mental capacity or risk/reward skills to mess with options don't encourage him it's not funny.

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Anyone know how to get a refund on my SOXL shares? Shit is not bussin fr. No cap

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this selling is never going to end isn't it?

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>VIX still pathetically low
why are (((they))) toying with us? Crash this Ponzi dammit

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>>51641931
cope

>> No.51641950

>>51641931
fair value is between 320-200

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51641951

>>51641863
you lose horribly in poker lots of times too b4 you start making money. the only sure way to lose is to stop playing, or pay some guy to play for you, so that you only gain anything relative to wagies who work at mcdicks.

>> No.51641956
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>>51641931

>> No.51641957
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>you were warned about shemitah
>you didn't listen

Explain why please.

>> No.51641961
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51641961

Booboo? Muwho? Never heard of 'em.

>> No.51641965

We all knew it was just a jewish Ponzi scheme

>> No.51641969
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>>51641931

>> No.51641973
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I thought today would be worse considering its the last day of the shemitah

>> No.51641975

>>51641853
i'm on song three and there are no words i need words in my music i don't think i will like your playlist

>> No.51641977

weak ass dump its already recovering.

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>>51641832
pic related
>>51641929
I just get them from work, I don't go to the gym.

>> No.51641986

>>51641705
>June 2023
The longer they make me wait the worse it's going to be.

>> No.51641997

>>51641973
FedEx was pretty bad man

>> No.51642001
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Thoughts?

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>>51641977
>its already recovering
2 more weeks

>> No.51642007

>>51641975
Alright, more wordy songs about halfway through the playlist

>> No.51642011

>>51641923
not amzn tho qq

>> No.51642012

>>51641973
The last day is the catalyst, not the cap-off

>> No.51642018

QQQ turns red and its ogre

>> No.51642022

>>51642012
why do you retards keep spouting this shit. the 7th year of the cycle is the bad one not the 1st.

>> No.51642035
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>EXPERTS SAY bobos will fuck this evening again DESPITE mumus claims.

>> No.51642038

>>51642022
This is the 7th year dingleberry. Even the Jerusalem post wrote about it.
https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/sukkot-shmita-and-a-stock-market-crash-679621

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>>51641973
Do you think it’s a coincidence all the members of the tribe have today off? Tomorrow the real dumping begins

>> No.51642048

>>51642022
it's bearish. half of these retards will resume slurping once their /pol/ack conspiracy doesn't pan out, and then we can reach new implied lows.

>> No.51642053

So when do they acknowledge we’re in a recession?

>> No.51642056

>>51642022
Checked.
They pretened like its hard to google and read about the fucking shemitah

>> No.51642061

>>51642053
They will never acknowledge it. The definition of a recession has changed.

>> No.51642068

Any tickers you plan to fomo into?

>> No.51642073

>>51642038
today is the last day of the 7th year

>> No.51642080

>>51642001
They're literally called junk bonds. One of the tickers for them is the letters JNK.

Anyone losing money on them may as well have invested in a crypto calling itself "Shitcoin", with similar results.

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51642084

Why do you believe otherwise?

>> No.51642086

>>51642053
When it becomes Trump's Recession

>> No.51642092

>>51642061
What’s the new definition? The old one was pretty simple and functional.

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> bobos getting confident once again
mmmmmmmm

>> No.51642097
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>>51641445
FOREX IS SHITTING THE BED AGAIN. BRACE FOR IMPACT.

>> No.51642112

>>51642097
wtf did someone slurp the gbp dip from last night, it was under $1. no wonder its not dumping today.

>> No.51642113

>>51642092
Somoene had a good cap of it but I dont have it. Basically it used to be
>2 negative gdp quarters
now its
>2 negative gdp quarters is not a recession, we measure market strength with employment, comoddities, something something, etc
so basically
>only we know when a recession is goy

>> No.51642118

where is mumu ?

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>>51642097
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.51642124

Nigger algos gonna keep testing 365. So tiresome. Anyways GOLD is below March 2020 covid panic lows.. below 2017 prices..

>> No.51642132

>>51642112
(((someone))) indeed

>> No.51642133
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51642133

Hear me out. This last massive dip over the last few days was the end of the first peak in pic related and we're about to "Return to Normal" into the fall and through Christmas only to begin the real dump during the New Year. Remember that this is a multi-decade cycle and 1 year of dumping and sideways action is meaningless in the grand scheme of things. Zoom way the fuck out on the SPX chart. Remember that there a retard boomer fund managers that are itching to get back in and go long which, if they go through with it and it looks like they're going to go through with it, will take us into a new fake pump.

>> No.51642134

>>51642073
what's the difference

>> No.51642135

>>51641764
What would a headline indicating the opposite of this read? If "Fed officials sell stocks to avoid apparent conflicts of interest" was a top signal, would "Fed officials caught purchasing stocks in apparent conflict of interest" allude to a bottom of sorts?

>> No.51642138

FACT:If algos didn't exist we would already be in a depression

>> No.51642140

>>51642112
>>51642132
Fucking Soros

>> No.51642145

>>51642133
return to normal was the summer rally friend

>> No.51642153

BOBO YOU SAID IT WAS GONNA BE GREEN TODAY

FUCK

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>>51642153
oopsie

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>>51642133
wrong mtfkr. we had return to normal. I got hooked. now we are in capitulation. because I capitulated. I am the meme chart.

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>>51642133
>the retard boomer investors think they know what theyre doing, but they dont know about THIS image

>> No.51642177

>>51642153
hahahaha
SQQQ go squeeeeeeeeeee

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51642180

I already capitulated twice this year.

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>>51641764
I still remember when that headline came out and it was a minor scandal that eventually got swept under the rug by the end of the week. I think one congressman grilled Powell at a hearing for like 5 minutes or something. That was the most that came of it. We are living in a prison planet.

>> No.51642186

Bets on what the jews will pull out of their ass to explain the next 30% dump?

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>>51642169
we're still in fear imo. we have so much further to drop there's no way we're in capitulation yet

>> No.51642200

>>51642169
That means the broader overall retail market is only in Fear.

>> No.51642207

>>51642186
some other shemitah ending event that dwarfs the events of 9/11

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51642210

DE is my only green holding
>lil bit of chicken fried

>> No.51642218

>>51642186
Putin nuking Ukraine

>> No.51642220

>>51642197
HI! Who is this cute little character?????

>> No.51642223
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>>51642035

>> No.51642225

im about to capitulate on my shorts, this dump is weak. could moon at any moment.

>> No.51642227

>>51642197
>>51642200
either way we are not going to see return to normal.

>> No.51642233

>>51642175
Anon, I'm a momentum trader that has 11 years under his belt. You would be surprised to find out that the majority of people who put money to work in the market don't read charts because they either think they mean nothing or they simply don't know how and what to make of them. Your run of the mill gazillionaire fund managers legitimately do not pay any mind to charts. I wish I was kidding.

>> No.51642239

>>51642225
>capitulate
bro how are you not green

>> No.51642273

>>51642239
Probably looking at the chart upside down

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bobo please reverse so britain doesnt sink into the ocean

>> No.51642276
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51642276

It's pretty spooky how fucking slow this general is today.

>> No.51642280

>>51642001
Double bottom formation over several weeks looks good. I'm trying to go long a biotech ETF and semi conductor ETF that look just like this. Maybe even some sector leaders within those themes too.

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>>51642175
they don't know about this image either

>> No.51642292

Rehhhh time for the algos to scalp another 0.25% again.. just gonna retest 365 all week until the Jewish overlords come back from holiday to crush all the puts

>> No.51642296

>>51642239
nasdaq is green still.

>> No.51642301

>>51641461
He is saying they will blame WFH for the techie bubble collapsing. He is not saying WFH is bad. How is reading comprehension this bad on this board

>> No.51642303

SPY is gonna crab at 365-366 all day. may aswell find something else to do.

>> No.51642316

>>51642303
but I already jerked off

>> No.51642317

BOOMERS ALREADY HAVE ALL THEIR MONEY INVESTED NIGGER
THEY OVERBOUGHT HOUSES
THEY HOARDED ALL THE STOCKS
THEY HAVE NOTHING TO BUY THE NIGGER DIP WITH

>> No.51642321
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51642321

DXY 114

ITS A TRAP

DXY 114

ITS A TRAP

DXY 114

ITS A TRAP

DXY 114

ITS A TRAP

>> No.51642327

Eye of the glass. The ladder falls. And the bell tolls.

You were warned.

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>>51642227
for sure

>> No.51642337

Slurped more RIO and pur some puts up

>> No.51642340
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>>51642321
just the south rising again
nothing to see here

>> No.51642341

>>51642092
>>51642113
The 2 negative GDP quarters was always a rule of thumb. The NBER definition requires an (admittedly arbitrary) variety of shitty economic numbers rather than just inventory bullwhipping:

>The determination of the months of peaks and troughs is based on a range of monthly measures of aggregate real economic activity published by the federal statistical agencies. These include real personal income less transfers, nonfarm payroll employment, employment as measured by the household survey, real personal consumption expenditures, wholesale-retail sales adjusted for price changes, and industrial production. There is no fixed rule about what measures contribute information to the process or how they are weighted in our decisions. In recent decades, the two measures we have put the most weight on are real personal income less transfers and nonfarm payroll employment.
-https://www.nber.org/research/business-cycle-dating

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>>51642316

>> No.51642350
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>>51640642
I was right

>> No.51642352

im so done , i sold my oil's gains a bit too early
should i go short again ?

>> No.51642353
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>>51642321
nigger thats the least of your worries

10Y 3.82%

ITS JOEVER

10Y 3.82%

ITS JOEVER

10Y 3.82%

ITS JOEVER

>> No.51642358

>>51642316
go catch falling leaves outside

>> No.51642360
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51642360

Im going to use a parcel of my wizard powers to pump the market

>> No.51642362

>VVIX up 13% in the last month

They don't know what's coming.

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>>51642316
>>51642342

>> No.51642369
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>>51642317
Mumu's have yet to understand as the market lowers to each preceding year, whoever invested that year will capitulate, one by one

>> No.51642370
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51642370

AHHHHHH GET OUT NOW

GET OUT NOW

GET OUT NOW

>> No.51642378

THE US 10 YEAR JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.51642379

Let's just say if you are VRP harvesting by doing things such as selling puts (on SPY/SPX, or other indices) then you will get hurt.

VVIX going up means volatility is getting too volatile to sell. Meaning put selooooooors get raped soon as put buyers fuck them.

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>>51642370
>Forming a point of downward inflexion
BULLISH

>> No.51642386

>>51642370

i want to get off mr bones wild ride.

>> No.51642391

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK THE BOOMERS WILL DO WHEN THEY REALIZE THEIR PORTFOLIO IS DOWN 35%
THEY WILL SELL
BECAUSE THEY ARE MASSIVELY UP
THEY WONT WANT TO WATCH THEIR GAINS EVAPORATE
TSLA + AAPL + AMZN PUTS

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>>51642321
>>51642353
Doesn't matter. the market won't do anything today. You think Hedges and big investment banks are going to sell all their stock just because of some random numbers being a little higher than they were last month.

>> No.51642406

>>51642386
the ride never ends.
even if you get out and keep your cash, it still devalues and you buy less with it.

there is no escape.

>> No.51642405

whew 11$ made, time to get lunch

>> No.51642409
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>>51642362
>They don't know what's coming
FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING

>> No.51642411

>>51642317
This is true, that's how my grandpa be. He's got all his money in tobacco company stocks that he has had them in for 50 years now and he'll just ride them to 0 if that's how it goes. Lots of people like this. My dad has all his money in a 401k and he's not doing jack shit with it just riding it down. Tempting to offer to manage stuff for either of them but then if i lose even 1% they'll probably blame me and be mad at me even if they'd have lost everything otherwise so i just don't even bother.

>> No.51642420

>>51642409
The Fed is on autopilot. They were on autopilot as they cut rates and bought bonds, and now they are on autopilot as they raise rates and sell bonds.

>> No.51642425

>>51642392
>random numbers
ah i see you don't know what you're talking about.

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>>51642138
What's going to happen on they day they have this meeting, but instead of being about giving mortgages to blacks, it's about the viability of their 0-rate algos in a 4% world?

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>>51639435
is this true? what currency should I get

>> No.51642443

YOU ARE NUTS IF YOU THINK BOOMERS ARE GOING TO WAIT FOR THE LINE TO GO BACK UP OVER 7 YEARS LIKE 2008

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>>51642350
good job fren

>> No.51642447

look at the 2 year yield

>> No.51642453

>>51642434
Japanese Yen, Korean Yen or British Pound

>> No.51642461

>>51642434
We will see 160 next year

>> No.51642464

People (or likely just one or two spergs) got butthurt here last night because of Hidden Tigers/The Forest Being Quiet dialogue.

The forest is quiet...why? Well the forest is quiet because VIX is suppressed due to put sellers. Lots of players in the market are short stock but also selling puts or they are selling put spreads or buying put spreads (in either case they are selling puts, which keeps VIX down).

Put selloooooooooors are why the forest is quiet. But not for long.

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>>51641601

>> No.51642469
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>>51642434
DXY target 150

don't count on it quitting soon

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>>51642453

>> No.51642472

UH BROS....

>> No.51642475
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51642475

>>51642360
I dare you to do it again

>> No.51642480

this dumb has been underwhelming

>> No.51642484

>>51642470
yea, that was some shit tier advice.

>> No.51642507
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>>51642275

>> No.51642530
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51642530

>in pain watching my stocks go down
>set limit buy order at cheap prices
>in pain that my order may never be filled

>> No.51642532

>>51641445
https://fortune-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/fortune.com/2022/09/26/short-the-pound-uk-government-liz-truss-kwarteng-budget-hedge-funds-george-soros/amp/?amp_gsa=1&amp_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQIKAGwASCAAgM%3D#amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16642088555833&csi=0&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&ampshare=https%3A%2F%2Ffortune.com%2F2022%2F09%2F26%2Fshort-the-pound-uk-government-liz-truss-kwarteng-budget-hedge-funds-george-soros%2F
>OI U GOT A LOICENSE FER THA' SHOR'

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51642543

>>51642453
I was thinking AUD(HKD)

>> No.51642544

where is opec ?

>Captcha: ARGH N

>> No.51642550

worst dump ever. nothing is happening.

>> No.51642552

>>51641709
I lost a big chunk of my account before ($60k) by going degen with options and penny stocks. Stop chasing losses and move on. Only buy boomer picks like non-leveraged ETFs and bluechip stocks.

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>> No.51642567

>>51642530
what's worse is the feeling when it drops to those cheap prices and you are no longer sure if you should have bought instead of waiting longer

>> No.51642569

>>51641487
He sold the top

>> No.51642587
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51642587

>>51642340
>the south

>> No.51642593
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51642593

These markets scare me.

>> No.51642600
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51642600

hypothetical: say you were up 90% for the year, lets say you have 77k, then you made a bad trade last week and it went down like 5% and you were at 72k. now, today, youre up a little because you were holding SOXS, and youre at 75k. do you hold or sell to capture at least a little profit and try to get a better position in the future? asking for a friend obviously haha

>> No.51642602

>>51642434
Goldbacks

>> No.51642607
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51642607

AHHHHHHH WTF IS HAPPENING

>> No.51642613

>>51642566
Lmao good meme saar

>> No.51642620

>>51642587
God i wish they would carry my snake

>> No.51642626

>>51642607
They're selling bonds finally

>> No.51642629

>>51642587
drink the milkshake, EU
drink it you slut

>> No.51642630
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>>51642607
That is good for housing! Housing faggots gonna get wrecked.

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>>51642629

>> No.51642660
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51642660

>SOXL!!!
>WHERE THE FUCK IS DAVID SOXL!?!
>AS ANYONE SEEN DAVID SOXL!?!
>I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD!!!

>> No.51642661

Please one last exit pump, I just wanna get out. Please bobo sama i kneel

>> No.51642662

>>51642600
in this crabby market day? I'd just say hold off till there's a clear direction again

>> No.51642666

crab is about to get boiled alive. hold on to your nuts.

>> No.51642673

>>51642660
i’m slurping

>> No.51642677

DXY going again

>> No.51642686
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>>51642661
You might wanna hop out now

>> No.51642691
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>market about to hit 52 week low
>people STILL calling shemitah a schizo conspiracy theory

Lol.

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>>51642661

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>>51642447

>> No.51642698

>>51642666
satans digits. get out.

>> No.51642703
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I need 360 spy bobo.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51642717

>>51642666
SATAN NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>51642660
I thought this was just a meme. Are people actually, unironically, slurping up uncompetitive American manufacturing?

>> No.51642722

Yen on track to slam into 145 again by this afternoon.

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Holy shit I've never seen the 10y crash this fast

>> No.51642729

im leveraged short and feeling comfy with my bobros

Mumus, do you accept defeat?

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>>51642530
>Price finally blows way past your buy order price and you could've gotten a lower price

>> No.51642740
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Here we go

>> No.51642744
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Beartrap

>> No.51642745
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51642745

What's going on?

>> No.51642747

This is a disastrophe!

>> No.51642757

>>51642745
>>51642691

You deserve everything you get desu.

>> No.51642759

>>51642745
Forex and bonds are shitting the bed. Brace for impact.

>> No.51642760

>>51642728
That isn't crashing. That is mooning you dumb zoom zoom.

>> No.51642761

>>51642745
I capitulated buying back in at 275

>> No.51642766

>>51642728
Every developed market 10 year is up 10, 15, 20 bps.

Except Britain which is up 45.

And Japan which is up 0 (lol)

>> No.51642767

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>51642721
A few are but I think most are just bagholding with mind-boggling average costs.

>> No.51642774

bobo..please...

>> No.51642775

>right off a cliff
uh oh poopy

>> No.51642777
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Not bad for a few mins of work

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>>51642759
Gold crashing too.

>> No.51642783

WHO SLURPING SOXL

>> No.51642787

>>51642760
No actually it's crashing. Yield rising means people selling bonds and bond loses.

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>>51642774
Happy Shemitah, goy

>> No.51642801

I think that was our retrace fellas. I thought it'd be a whole day at least and a lot more substantial but all we got was a small bump for 2 hours. Things are fucking serious.

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why bother

>> No.51642805

>>51642760
>Yield rising
>means bond mooning
Ok

>> No.51642811

B
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>> No.51642813

has the double bottom been debunked yet?

>> No.51642815

>>51642787
line go up

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>>51642760

>> No.51642824

>>51642803
do you remember the bull market, Mr. Frodo?

>> No.51642825
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HOLD ON TO YOUR ASSES FELLAS

>> No.51642829

SHEMITAH HAS ARRIVED
I REPEAT SHEMITAH HAS ARRIVED

>> No.51642831

>>51641461
yeah remember later that it was META and other faggot bullshit that collapsed, not the work-from-home companies. go ahead and blame the better operators for your miserable decisions and performance, sore losers.

>> No.51642836

i will bake after i take a shit

>> No.51642848
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>>51642760

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reminder that i am baking

some sandwich rolls for the ham i bought with the calls i sold

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>>51642813
DEBOOOOONKED! REDDIT AND CNN JUST DEBOONKED IT, CHUD!

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>>51642824
No... but glad to be with you anon

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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51642867

Whatever.

>> No.51642868

daily reminder day trading is legit

not technical astrology

just know the world is going to shit. buy puts and go short, get some free cash. it's literally not luck if you just buy at the start of day and sell at eod

>> No.51642869

>>51642861
>>51642861
>>51642861

>> No.51642872
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51642872

Apologize

>> No.51642882

FREE

>> No.51642884 [DELETED] 

i held my shit in

>>51642870
>51642870
>>51642870
>>51642870
>51642870
>>51642870

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>>51642760
anon...

>> No.51642887

>>51642805
Line go up baggins

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>>51642869
>>51642884

>> No.51642913

>>51642869
wow fuck you i announced my bake, i held my shit in just to bake and you baked anyways. this is why we dont have bakers.