/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51639931]

Where is my MOTHERFUCKING SHITMADA CRASH???

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Kashima
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for Bear Market Barries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>51638266

[Anonymous No.51639943]

>>51639931
>Where is my MOTHERFUCKING SHITMADA CRASH???
thanks for playing bobofag

[Anonymous No.51639945]

>ITT

[Anonymous No.51639950]

Reminder that the yield curve is still inverted. More pain is to come.

[Anonymous No.51639953]

Prss F for GB

[Anonymous No.51639954]

>>51639931
It's over Bobo.

[Anonymous No.51639955]

NO CRASH THE JEWS LIED TO ME!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.51639959]

>soxl will never be above 11.5 again

[Anonymous No.51639972]

>they brought out my waifu
it's a red flag, we're gonna crash today

[Anonymous No.51639974]

Fuckin retard day desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.51639976]

>>51639950
cope

[Anonymous No.51639978]

I must admit, bobo memes are quite aesthetic. Shame that they have to be on the wrong side of history.

[Anonymous No.51639981]

>>51639877
Not what you guys said earlier. Just making shit up at this point.

[Anonymous No.51639984]

This is the most obvious hammer I've ever seen and cable is a real tricky cunt so I wouldn't be buying this yet.

[Anonymous No.51639985]

You stupid buttfuckers promised me a crash today.

[Anonymous No.51639986]

Oversold bounce. Closed shorts right at the market open

[Anonymous No.51639987]

>Buy low
>Wait for green
>Sell high

Is it really that easy bros?

[Anonymous No.51639998]

Bobofags missed out on the dip
LMAO

[Anonymous No.51640002]

oh rolling for total financial annihilation by eoy and new financial standard being introduced :)
also op is a faggot

[Anonymous No.51640006]

>>51639978
Bobos are a threat to our Democracy.™
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.51640017]

>>51639955
hope your YANG turns into margin call, avatarfagchinkniggergoy

[Jealous No.51640023]

>>51639931
>Where is my MOTHERFUCKING SHITMADA CRASH???
90 day settlement for MBS??

[Anonymous No.51640026]

where do I get free level 2 data from?

[Anonymous No.51640034]

>>51640006
>bobo sux
>bulls dumb
you're both retarded desu
>>51639999

[Anonymous No.51640037]

Looks like those who shorted China will have a bad day. Even shit like TIGR is up 4%

[Anonymous No.51640038]

>>51639987
Yes, investing is easy

[Anonymous No.51640057]

>>51639892
>If you think that it's irrational for a dog food website to be valued at 50 billion dollars or for a tredmill company with negative earnings to have the same market cap as fucking ford, you must be a luddite
lmao. This is literally the same kind of fetishism that cryptofags have

[Anonymous No.51640060]

At least OIL is rising. But it needs to gigapump to make up the steep falls last week

[Anonymous No.51640061]

>>51639987
> Buy low
> hold for the rest of the life
> bonus money from dividends during your retirement
Yep, it's that easy
> sip

[Anonymous No.51640063]

>>51640026
local synagogue

[Anonymous No.51640068]

When is the next hammer from the BoJ?

[Anonymous No.51640086]

Fixed income and divy bros....Is it time to load up on treasury bonds and dividend stocks?

Treasuries are at 4% now and a lot of oil stocks are paying out a ton per quarter. Seems like perfect time to build a divy/fixed income portfolio.

[Anonymous No.51640088]

Will bobofags ever learn?

[Anonymous No.51640090]

how the fuck is the pound recovering? I thought this was supposed to be the end of britbongs

[Anonymous No.51640097]

does anyone know where to watch this live, or the other fed members speeches today?

https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/fomc-member-rosengren-speaks-839

[Anonymous No.51640100]

>>51640017
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! DO YOU ENJOY SEEING PEOPLE LOSE MONEY??

[Anonymous No.51640102]

>>51640090
You fell for the bobomemes, we are going to the moon

[Anonymous No.51640105]

>>51640057
the funniest part is the auto industry is the BEST example of people getting burned by something that "could not fail"
like this shit is taught in school

[Anonymous No.51640108]

>>51640060
Watch it gigapump right after midterms end.

[Anonymous No.51640112]

WHERE IS MY CRASH

[Anonymous No.51640115]

>>51640086
I started buying last week. Kinda too early but I don't care. Those 2-10% differences will mean nothing in 10-20 years and I rather not miss on this. I never though I'll see multibillion value companies with low debt and 3-5% divvy yield in single digit P/E territory. But here we are.

[Anonymous No.51640117]

>>51640088
Im up 35% in a month from shorting though

[Anonymous No.51640116]

>>51639931
You told me the Market was crashing.

That it was black Monday.

Why is everything green?

[Anonymous No.51640124]

>>51639972
TayTay (that one) is my waifu.

[Anonymous No.51640127]

PLTR GO GO GO

[Anonymous No.51640129]

So Tesla pumps when there's a fire in one of their factories?
This market could not be any more fake

[Anonymous No.51640130]

Bobros...

[Anonymous No.51640132]

>>51640112
it's been happening since January, where have you been?

[Anonymous No.51640140]

>>51640100
back into the cave

[Αnοnymους No.51640144]

>>51639931
Can't figure it out

[Anonymous No.51640147]

>>51639945
>bulltards gloat over being +0.01% so far
lmao

[Anonymous No.51640148]

>>51639931
>MOTHERFUCKING SHITMADA CRASH
The market already crashed last year you imbecile

[Anonymous No.51640149]

VIX is going crazy, going loco.

[Anonymous No.51640150]

>>51640105
Don't for get Airlines, it's a classic mistake, just because something is useful does not mean it is a good investment.

[Anonymous No.51640152]

Why does the market making have to be so brazen? this shit is hilarious
https://au.finance.yahoo.com/quote/%5EDJI

[Anonymous No.51640161]

>>51640124
>>51639972
not going after the superior bloomberg thot
ngmi

[Anonymous No.51640166]

>>51640090
Rumors of emergency rate hike

[Anonymous No.51640167]

>>51640116
How.... old was he...

[Anonymous No.51640168]

>>51640115
Who are you buying? Im liking oil as I work in it and we are getting pay raises and such. Im nervous to touch intel for short term.

[Anonymous No.51640169]

>>51640147
NGMI

[Anonymous No.51640182]

so... recession cancelled?

[Anonymous No.51640181]

>>51640090
There is serious manipulation in FX right now. No way the pound is rallying on the rumor that maybe BOE might do something that won't work. Something fucky is going on behind closed doors.

[Anonymous No.51640185]

this fucking algo drip-up is going to last all week isn't it

[Anonymous No.51640196]

How high is SOXL going this week conservatively? I have some out of the money calls. I think I wanna sell them with SOXL hitting 11 this week before more blood is spilled in the street.

[Anonymous No.51640197]

haha....this is a bull trap, right? haha...okay....this has gone long enough....go back down

[Anonymous No.51640201]

>10 year still steadily rising
>dxy still going up

[Anonymous No.51640213]

Kek bobos got greedy after saying we got greedy and now their assesholes are getting stretched by rabbi shekelberg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pic rel is me right now

[Anonymous No.51640217]

>>51640161
Who Shery? Taylor is my gurl. To each their own.

[Anonymous No.51640219]

Bobofags in shambles

[Anonymous No.51640224]

This is the start of capitulation folks. If you havent capitulated yet on this pump god help you.

[Anonymous No.51640227]

>>51640149
>VIX is going crazy, going loco.

wtf are you talking about

[Anonymous No.51640229]

>>51640197
>>51640213
SPY is flat, and has been since the bell. Are you people retarded or blind?

[Anonymous No.51640233]

>>51640147
>biggest drawdown since 2008(tm)
>DXY clown pump within weeks
>muh 50bps more on dotplot >>>prediction<<<
>fed dotplot prediction in 2021 for [current year] completely off
>believing the fed will not pivot after massive layoffs
>muh 2% target
>muh jewish astrology
>MUH LINE WILL GO D-ACK

[Anonymous No.51640235]

>>51640167
from my 15 seconds of yandex+google detective, 16

[Anonymous No.51640237]

>>51640185
Crab till midterms and then dump

[Anonymous No.51640240]

>>51640196
my 10.5 calls are up like 20% atm
i am monitoring the situation.
but yeah im agreed in the sentiment the market is due to have more blood... but everything is oversold as hell. until more bad news comes out I think we might be good ...

[Anonymous No.51640241]

>>51640201
Powell wanted 4.6%. So all of them 2 year and up are going to be at least 4.6% and then a premium on top for length added per bond. Im feeling we get 5% 30 year by end of this.

[Anonymous No.51640243]

The chart was right
APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.51640246]

buying spy puts and jepi shares

[Anonymous No.51640252]

>>51640201
Nothing to see here..

[Anonymous No.51640254]

>>51640229
Cope tranny

[Anonymous No.51640255]

>>51640227
Anon, your screenshot is of VIXY, not VIX.

[Αnοnymους No.51640260]

>>51639931
I think I'm about to figure out a way to defeat entropy bros

[Anonymous No.51640261]

>>51640246
literally me (pic)

[Anonymous No.51640262]

Calm your tits bullies, this is a meager attempt to rustle the shorts before we elevator down

[Anonymous No.51640274]

there is an absolutely coocooo bot battle going on right now in spy, it's anyones ballgame. it all hangs in the balance.

[Anonymous No.51640272]

BOBO where are you??? you lied to me!! you were going to take me the moon/ WHERE ARE YOU BOBO??? you let me down!!!

[Anonymous No.51640278]

>>51639931
>3 days down,1 day up
NOOOOOOO THE CRASH IS OVER MY SHORTS, IM NGMT!!!!

[Anonymous No.51640280]

>>51640246
>jepi shares
jepi only goes down.

[Anonymous No.51640288]

>>51640254
What's "tranny" is denying basic reality.

[Anonymous No.51640295]

So guys, I just bought some Palantir at $7.60.
What am I in for? Did I do good?

[Anonymous No.51640298]

>>51640217
katie greifeld

[Anonymous No.51640309]

>>51640274
I miss coming back from high school and eating snacks while watching robot slugfests on TV
things used to be much simpler

[Anonymous No.51640312]

>>51640168
ADN.TO
ARC
BHP
GOLD
CMCL
CNQ
KO
DOW
WILC
GS
HIMS
NEXA
PG
RIO
SBSW
TSM
UONE
XOM

I think oil might go after midterms. Right now markets are flooded by USA strategic reserves. Companies I picked are more of energy producers than just oil. If there is going to be a significant transition to green energy in US / Canada, it will be with their help and infrastructure in my opinion.
As for Intel, personally I'm betting on Taiwan.

[Anonymous No.51640314]

>>51640243
That chart is right 33% of the time.

[Anonymous No.51640319]

How retarded am I for holding onto a tech """growth""" mutual fund i bought into years ago? I havent even thought about it till now

[Anonymous No.51640320]

>>51640241
What was Powells original target again, like 3.8 lol

[Anonymous No.51640327]

when will the line go down

[Anonymous No.51640329]

>>51640295
You did good, just hold for 5 years

[Anonymous No.51640331]

BOBO>...................................................

CAN YOU HEAR ME CALLING FOR YOU..........................................................

COME BACK.......................................

PLEASE BOBO....................................

WE NEED YOUR WISDOM, KINDNESS, LOVING SPIRIT TO BOOST OUR MORALE............................


BOBO CAN YOU HEAR ME CALLING............................................

HELLO FROM THE GREEN SIDE...............................

[Anonymous No.51640332]

>>51640280
Not by a lot, jepi doesn't really make big moves, which is why it's good for a bear market

[Anonymous No.51640335]

>>51640327
Now, apparently

[Anonymous No.51640336]

>>51640314
33% of the time, its right 100% of the time

[Anonymous No.51640337]

someone make the line go down please

[Anonymous No.51640341]

>>51639931
>school shooting in Central Russia by a person wearing a swastika sweater
Hmmmmm

[Anonymous No.51640347]

>>51640312
>think oil might go after midterms. Right now markets are flooded by USA strategic reserves.
Yeah I bought some oil now for after midterms. Pretty sure i feel oil will be back over $120 in Jan. Nice list thanks, ill screenshot it and do some research thanks. Enphase did a great pump here. Seems solar/renewable can actually start cranking it up now.

[Anonymous No.51640351]

why are bobos so greedy?

[Anonymous No.51640357]

>>51640337
>NOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51640362]

>>51640240
Feels like high risk short term calls and puts are the only way to make any money right now waiting for over sold conditions because none of my other plays are working out kek

[Anonymous No.51640367]

>>51640320
Yeah 3.5% i think. Then 4, and now suddenly 4.6%. Pretty sure theres a chance as we get over 4% he will step it up again further out to over 5%.

[Anonymous No.51640368]

>>51640319
Only thing you buy and hold is blue chips. If those go under, civilization is fucked and your portfolio is the least of your problems. Half the companies in that fund won't exist after the bubble pops. It's like holding a dot com fund in 2000.

[Anonymous No.51640375]

>>51640274
these shows were so fucking awesome to watch as a kid, and were also a significant indicator of just how economically prosperous we were at the time now that i think about it
>invest significant time and money into a big rc car to destroy other ones
>if it goes on too long, the show had its own to destroy yours
>no consolation prizes as far as i know

[Anonymous No.51640383]

>>51640312
HIMX* not HIMS

[Anonymous No.51640413]

How long until the Shemitah effect happens?

>>51640298
she cute

[Anonymous No.51640417]

I have learned a valuable lesson.
My predictions on movements of individual select companies have been correct. But my timing of them has been very poor.
I knew the vaccine companies would take a huge shit and shorted them, but they kept going up.
Right now I bought Fedex hoping for a bounce, and its still shitting the bed. Hell, its lost 32%.

[Anonymous No.51640421]

fucking bullshit ai make up your mind already.

[Anonymous No.51640427]

>>51640319
are you DCA'ing into it?
it's not that bad if you are holding forever, if you think the economy will collapse then probably take profits before the Big Crash(tm) and buy ammo, spices, silver or whatever the resident boomer schizos say is hot right now

[Anonymous No.51640442]

>>51640329
I plan on holding for some years indeed, so yeah.
I might be buying some more every month if the price is still this low.
Please don't scam me.

[Anonymous No.51640445]

>https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-26/pound-erases-losses-as-markets-await-possible-boe-statement
yeah I'm thinking the pound is hitting parity this week (and/or today) unless they completely destroy the new govt with rate hikes

[Anonymous No.51640452]

M E L T U P

[Anonymous No.51640465]

[Anonymous No.51640466]

>9/11 happened the day after the shemitah ended

don't get hooked now

[Anonymous No.51640468]

>>51639931
Why the fuck are we going up!?
The fundamentals are fucked. There's no double bottoming. We're going to 320 from here cunts

[Anonymous No.51640475]

>>51640295
I bought calls last week because it stayed stable while everything else crashed

[Anonymous No.51640483]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.51640488]

These market movements are totally normal you stupid fucking chud.

[Anonymous No.51640491]

>>51640421
Algos are clueless in unprecedented market conditions. They only work when things are behaving like they always have. Algos are basically like zoomers who auto-buy the dip because they think it works forever, since they've never experienced a bear market.

[Anonymous No.51640497]

>>51640468
There are no fundamentals to justify bearish positioning. SPX should be at 5500 right now heading towards 6000 EoY. Earnings among important companies are great, inflation is transitory and rolling over despite the noise from last month's print, the US economy is strong, etc.

[Anonymous No.51640507]

>>51640367
I don't think it will stop till 7-8% this unwinding will take years. Real yeilds have to be higher then inflation

[Anonymous No.51640510]

Bout to go celebrate with some goyslop. What am I getting?

[Anonymous No.51640514]

>>51640497
You're delusional and you deserve to lose money.

[Anonymous No.51640518]

>>51640483
How many years out are we thinking comfy anon?

[Anonymous No.51640520]

the ol' shemitah pump and dump?

[Anonymous No.51640522]

>>51640427
Why can't they just wear normal Oxfords?

[Anonymous No.51640528]

I think I might get a real broker soon guys... been making and withdrawing a lot of money the last couple of months my charts are all fucked

[Anonymous No.51640535]

OIL is pumping but is it gonna dump ?

[Anonymous No.51640537]

>>51640522
The chimpout gene

[Anonymous No.51640538]

>>51640510
matzos with butter and kosher salt

[Anonymous No.51640542]

>>51640497
Give it up Cathie, it's over

[Anonymous No.51640544]

>>51640514
Enjoy the hated rally and grind up to ATH.

[Anonymous No.51640548]

>>51640466
yeah but how long after shemitah ends are we safe? one day? so all in on 9/28?

[Anonymous No.51640549]

>>51640507
>I don't think it will stop till 7-8% this unwinding will take years. Real yeilds have to be higher then inflation
To me, right now there is a 25% roughly of needing yields to be over cpi number. I think its possible to keep it below but longer, say 2-3 years until CPI is down finally. But I do see a chance that he does end up a volcker level rate. Thats why im not buying bonds yet, I want to see if he has to do that as we get closer to 4%. Im hoping to lock in some 30 year bonds with a over 5% rate if I can. But maybe it never happens.

[Anonymous No.51640551]

>>51640537
Well, at least he's wearing an actual shirt under his blazer. That's a start.

[Anonymous No.51640554]

>>51640375
>>51640274
I used to love watching this too for a while. Can't remember when or why I stopped. One day it just happened to be my last time watching it.

[Anonymous No.51640555]

[Anonymous No.51640567]

>>51640538
I think they all took today and tomorrow off or I would because I live right next to a Jewish neighborhood in Brooklyn.

[Anonymous No.51640570]

>>51640528
>anon’s still getting robbed by Robinhood

[Anonymous No.51640584]

>>51640427
https://youtu.be/ZByHLRapsa4

Why do they always have to be sp obnoxious especially when it comes to dressing?

[Anonymous No.51640586]

>>51640497
>Earnings
Earnings are backward looking
>Inflation is transitory
Fed doesn't think so, and that's all that matters
>US economy is strong
Based on what? Unemployment? Unemployment is the last shoe to drop. It's also a virtually useless metric in 2022.

>inflation is transitory

[Anonymous No.51640590]

Everyone is flying to safety (AAPL). Reminder that Apple Computer is the real risk-off play and you should be all-in right now.

[Anonymous No.51640593]

>>51640522
I dunno, why do women always have to dress like they think they're the center of attention? Especially Asian women

[Anonymous No.51640594]

>>51640528
what the fuck can you tell me your secrets

[Anonymous No.51640598]

shit, I sold some TQQQ $21 puts on thursday because I thought thatd be a fine price to get in on if it went down that far, then friday I was afraid of it being executed, and now I wish it had executed

[Anonymous No.51640602]

Long-term bearish. Macro is fucked, but now it's time to liquidate the bear tourists.

[Anonymous No.51640603]

>>51640497
you're baiting at this point right? you were saying the same stuff a couple months ago during the rally of july/august

[Anonymous No.51640604]

>>51640584
low impulse control
purely from socioeconomic factors ofc

[Anonymous No.51640608]

>>51640567
hopefully the PPT took the day off too

[Anonymous No.51640609]

>>51640570
>robbed
Nah I keep redeeming shekels from them but my charts are all jacked up.. I don't think they are used to traders making a profit or redeeming coins

[Anonymous No.51640610]

>>51640549
Would be based, never thought I would get the chance to buy comfy bonds like a 70-80s boomer. I remember a couple years a go when everyone was saying bonds were dead, a thing of the past, lol, signs of the top.

[Anonymous No.51640615]

>>51640586
Lol Jesus fucking christ all these retards who think "transitory" has to mean "six weeks" or some shit. Absolute goldfish.

[Anonymous No.51640617]

>>51640608
line is going up bears are roping

[Anonymous No.51640619]

>>51640483
AEVA Technologies?
Why can't I find it on Etoro?

[Anonymous No.51640621]

>>51640586
>Earnings are backward looking
Earnings from the important companies will continue to impress this quarter. You're going to seethe when Apple, Amazon, and Tesla kill earnings again.

>Fed doesn't think so, and that's all that matters
They will pivot soon.

>Based on what? Unemployment? Unemployment is the last shoe to drop. It's also a virtually useless metric in 2022.
The shoe isn't dropping. The economy is strong.

[Anonymous No.51640629]

>>51640602
Yup, at least a green week or two coming

[Anonymous No.51640640]

>>51640610
Yeah agreed. I gave up on bonds and didnt even care. Didnt realize you could buy corporate bonds but still. I felt it wasnt worth looking at. Now im getting excited we have a very real chance of seeing risk free treasuries at top tier returns.

[Anonymous No.51640642]

All the late to the game retards who shorted on Friday near close will be shaken out rn. Retail will start piling in since we "retested summer lows," and they held. I'm shorting this :)

[Anonymous No.51640648]

>>51640617
WENT UP, its done now, mumus had their 15 mins

[Anonymous No.51640649]

>>51640629
lmao it wont last more than a trading day

[Anonymous No.51640651]

>>51640590
We should all take delivery of physical aapls. Drain the exchange short squeeze the squozzles

[Anonymous No.51640659]

Market continues being pure ass cancer

[Anonymous No.51640661]

>>51640649
>lmao it wont last more than a trading day

[Anonymous No.51640663]

>>51640621
Thank you for sharing blue anon, the Biden team appreciates your efforts.

[Anonymous No.51640664]

>bulls are in here taking a victory lap on THIS chart

Kek this is hard cope

[Anonymous No.51640668]

why is aapl up so much?

[Anonymous No.51640669]

i still don't know what a tiger does

[Anonymous No.51640673]

Who remembers that retard kid that used to hang around here who blew up his account? He used to have a tik tok we all laughed at and there used to be a webm of him doing some retarded zoomer dance? Anyone got that? It was around and maybe before CLF tranny.

[Anonymous No.51640679]

>>51640497
Supply is still hurting because the job market is so tight. We basicly cannot produce more because there aren't enough workers to get it done. Then add in that every country has similar issues and china is still doing rolling lockdowns. Too many retired early or died during the coof. It will normalize eventually, but it will take time to build out new plants and automation.

[Anonymous No.51640680]

>>51640668
Flight to safety. Believe it or not, Apple is safer than bonds.

[Anonymous No.51640686]

>>51640668
Technical oversold, same reason why it dips during the bull market

[Anonymous No.51640688]

>>51640668
they're gonna find the cure for the cancer that killed jobs and bring him back from the dead

[Anonymous No.51640691]

>another bart is forming on the nasdaq

[Anonymous No.51640693]

>>51640673
Was it crack whore anon? There also was twinkie nigga

[Anonymous No.51640696]

>>51640603
The selloff was unjustified and panic-driven. Core missed by 0.1% and suddenly the market goes down 15%? Please.

[Anonymous No.51640706]

>>51640669
Hide, but then get slaughtered because chinks believe tiger cock powder can make them sex gods

[Anonymous No.51640709]

>>51640669
or why is it hidden?
what goes clickity clack in the dark forest?
I have so many questions for that pajeet. He'll just answer will more shit stained riddles though.

[Anonymous No.51640713]

>>51640693
Nah he was a kid with glasses.... tiner or something like that...

[Anonymous No.51640711]

>>51640691
IS HIS GOOD OR BAD BROS? SHOULD I ZELD OR HELD APEZ?

[Anonymous No.51640719]

>>51640679
What's interesting is how young the workforce is becoming as boomer retire enmass. We haven't had such a young workforce since the 70s, when boomers entered. Young, inexperienced workforce equates to lower productivity.

[Anonymous No.51640717]

>>51640680
You can’t actually believe this, can you?

[Anonymous No.51640725]

holy crap that was the generational bottom

[Anonymous No.51640726]

>>51640594
Just be yourself :)

Screenshot is my entire portfolio right now. Rest is cash. Options are based if you follow the screenshot rule and lock in profits and control your greed and don't buy dumb shit/dumb strikes/low due trash lottery tickets

[Anonymous No.51640730]

i hope the line goes straight down to hell

[Anonymous No.51640732]

>execute it

[Anonymous No.51640738]

>>51640664
>shows double bottom
>>Kek this is hard cope
anon...

[Anonymous No.51640741]

>>51640725
MULTI-generational bottom!

[Anonymous No.51640748]

>>51640544
What I'm enjoying is the opportunity to buy back spxs at a lower price since I deleveraged on Friday.

[Anonymous No.51640762]

>>51640669
>>51640709
hidden tigers

[Anonymous No.51640765]

>>51640741
>>51640725
b-but interest rates are still going up

[Anonymous No.51640770]

WOW LOOK AT THAT NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENED. GUESS YOUR RETARDED MILKSHAKE BULLSHIT WAS FAKE AND A NOTHINGBURGER. INSUFFERABLE BOBOS

[Anonymous No.51640771]

>>51640621
>Tesla kill earnings again.
LMAO Does Elon have more fucking Bitcoin to burn to cover up his balance sheet? Wow... you are special.

[Anonymous No.51640776]

So did everyone rope last week or what?

[Anonymous No.51640783]

>>51640717
The risk of missing out on AAPL putting the market on its back is too high to ever consider buying bonds as a risk-off trade IMO.

[Anonymous No.51640784]

>>51640603
He will be saying it all the way down to 2500 s&p. Wonder if its bait or massive bagholder cope

[Anonymous No.51640785]

>>51640776
i'm going to rope this week

[Anonymous No.51640786]

>>51640680
this is fucking bullshit but I think people actually believe this. Why else would a tech stock be down less than the S&P 500 during a crash?

[Anonymous No.51640795]

>>51640621
>Tesla
Yeah normies are going to buy a battery on wheels when APRs have tripled and they're buying groceries with payday loans
>Pivot
How many times does Powell have to say "NO dumbasses, I'm not going to pivot. This isn't 2019. Inflation is at 40 year highs you normalcy bias having faggots"
>economy is strong
The economy has been running on cheap money for 15 years, now the party is over and we're in for the worst hangover we've ever had.

[Anonymous No.51640808]

MOM PLEASE IM SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO NUKE MY PORTFOLIO PLEASE IT WASNT MY FAULT IT WAS CATHIE WOODS FAULT! PLEASE MOM NO I BEG YOU, DONT CUT OF MY BREAST MILK SUPPLY
MOM
NOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Anonymous No.51640816]

This is just retarded retailers buying their favorite brands because they see a double bottom. Apple and Tesla will fall and bring down the index eventually.

It's fucked. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.51640818]

bobo need 368 for a lil bit, thanks frens

[Anonymous No.51640820]

>>51640795
>Yeah normies are going to buy a battery on wheels when APRs have tripled and they're buying groceries with payday loans
Most Tesla buyers are wealthy people (like me) who have done great over the past decade thanks to being perma-bulls.

>How many times does Powell have to say "NO dumbasses, I'm not going to pivot. This isn't 2019. Inflation is at 40 year highs you normalcy bias having faggots"
Just like in 2018 where they were going to hike on autopilot and then cut 3 times lol, Fed speak means NOTHING.

>The economy has been running on cheap money for 15 years, now the party is over and we're in for the worst hangover we've ever had.
Cheap money is coming back soon. Other economies are starting to break - the Fed will intervene soon.

[Anonymous No.51640822]

>>51640795
Hahahahahaha this fag actually believes the mainstream narratives!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51640825]

>>51640726
i'm being myself as best as i can buying high and selling low
>>51640816
>>51640818
you lied to me bobo

[Anonymous No.51640829]

>>51640544
Anon I seriously hope you're joking with the ATH, if you really believe that you're going to lose a lot of money. You're going to go your stupid own way I'm sure though but don't say I didn't warn you.

[Anonymous No.51640834]

>>51640785
Good luck!

[Anonymous No.51640835]

Uh, Shemitah bros?

[Anonymous No.51640838]

>>51640808
is this you

[Anonymous No.51640839]

>>51640820
>just like 2018
What was CPI in 2018?

[Anonymous No.51640840]

>>51640795
>How many times does Powell have to say "NO dumbasses, I'm not going to pivot. This isn't 2019. Inflation is at 40 year highs you normalcy bias having faggots"
I bet you also believe him about the QT that allegedly started a couple months ago

[Anonymous No.51640841]

Happy Shemitah, everybody!

[Anonymous No.51640845]

>>51640669
>>51640709
this fag read too much main stream kike media
it's the "year of the tiger" i.e. a bad year. the roaring shit got this autistic clown from this 2010 headline: https://www.cnbc.com/id/35365128

[Anonymous No.51640850]

>>51640829
ATH is coming soon. Worst case it's sometime next year and not EoY but I remain bullish on blue chip US tech (the only sector that matters).

[Anonymous No.51640856]

>>51640840
>allegedly
anon...

[Anonymous No.51640863]

>>51640838
>pic
goddamn
what a gilf fetish will do to a motherfucker

[Anonymous No.51640864]

WHAT WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51640870]

>>51640840
Yep, QT is also not happening lol. They've jawboned about it for weeks meanwhile nothing happens.

>>51640839
MoM CPI has been trending down since June except for a small uptick in August. Its noise. Next month the downtrend resumes and people once again realize that inflation is in fact rolling over.

[Anonymous No.51640873]

>>51640820
>He think the last 15 years were normal and it will continue forever

[Anonymous No.51640874]

>>51640850
>Santa rally to ATH
>Rugs everyone again in January 23
lmao

[Anonymous No.51640883]

reminder we are closing red. Slurp that cope while you can

[Anonymous No.51640910]

>>51640816
That's what I'm waiting on. I have short positions on both, hoping to fill until end of October.

[Anonymous No.51640914]

intense selling pressure begins

[Anonymous No.51640925]

>>51640874
Santa Rally is such a gay fucking term, call it Christmas Rally

[Anonymous No.51640936]

>>51640856
its not QE if powell only buys using the change between his couch pillows
its not QT if he only gets rid of enough to refill his couch

[Anonymous No.51640938]

>>51640870
>Yep, QT is also not happening lol.
you do realize it's a 15% reduction of their balance sheet over 2 years right. it's a slow process.

[Anonymous No.51640946]

Mmmm I see alot of bears stuck in shitty puts they bought at close and got suckered holding over the weekend. Should be a fun rally this week with Powell talking twice. Next week bears!

[Anonymous No.51640954]

>>51640840
Powell wants to be remembered as the next Volcker. He's going to hike us into a depression so people decades from now say "Wow, Powell had the guts to do what needed to be done. What a chad."

[Anonymous No.51640956]

>>51640925
That might offend and oppress people.

[Anonymous No.51640958]

Well I got in a nice position on apple puts but didnt go ham like I usually do.. I'll wait to see what this week brings. Hopefully we get a nice rally so I get a better price.

Every time apple puts print I buy intel lol.

[Anonymous No.51640960]

>>51640938
>over 2 years
>he thinks a pivot and return to QE won't happen within the next 2 years
Anon...

[Anonymous No.51640975]

>>51640925
They want to remove Christ from Christmas.

[Anonymous No.51640991]

>>51640925
BIRTH OF CHRIST RALLY

[Anonymous No.51640992]

>>51640938
Cant they just let that all run off too and return the money to the treasury? I thought most of the covid money were 1-5 years at most. So should be down quite a bit. Except the MBS part.

[Anonymous No.51640995]

/smg/ Bear Euphoria Index™ hit record highs on Friday meaning that today is a good day to go long and hold for the next 2-3 days. I just bought a decently sized SOXL stack and sold all of my SPXS. By the way, I love pajeetas and middle eastern women. I am a sick degenerate race traitor but I don't care. AHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.51641006]

Im a triple rectified ass son of a bitch.
Rectite on my ass and it makes me itch!

[Anonymous No.51641011]

Why is it so much fun being a bobo?
I wish the market went down 50 percent and I'd go up 5 or 6 gold

[Anonymous No.51641012]

Dow down 100 in 20 minutes. Not bad not bad.

[Anonymous No.51641024]

>mumus hooked
COMMENCE THE HARVEST

[Anonymous No.51641048]

>>51640956
Good.

[Anonymous No.51641051]

>i didnt sell at the top because i was 8 dollar from a 900 dollar profit.
did i fuck up?

[Anonymous No.51641054]

I SAY BULL, YOU SAY TRAP
>BULL

[Anonymous No.51641060]

>markets go up 0.01%
>somehow this is a win for bulls

[Anonymous No.51641062]

>>51641054
trap

[Anonymous No.51641063]

DO NOT REDEEM
DO NOT REDEEM

[Anonymous No.51641066]

TICK. TOCK.

[Anonymous No.51641067]

>>51641012
Dallas fed painting the world as doom and gloom short BA
Dude literally said that the apocalypse is happenign and the devil is emerging

[Anonymous No.51641077]

BOBOS I think we coming back!!!!!!!!!! WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51641087]

>>51641051
I thought one of the earliest lessons was not to wait for round numbers cause everyone loves them

[Anonymous No.51641092]

>>51641054
SHIT
WHERES THE DUMP

[Anonymous No.51641104]

>boring fucking crab day
That's it I'm going back to sleep.

[Anonymous No.51641105]

People really are gloating about a flat Monday after 2 brutal weeks. Just a sign that we haven't reached capitulation yet

[Anonymous No.51641113]

>>51641066
hopefully jerome sticks to 75 bps minimum until prices noticeably deflate.

[Anonymous No.51641123]

>>51641105
>soijak.png

[Anonymous No.51641137]

>not expecting a bear market rally every once in a while

[Anonymous No.51641141]

>DXY up
>market down
as soon as this breaks down / we get another (((intervention))) it's unironically over for bobos

[Anonymous No.51641143]

>>51641105
Lol an entire year of selling for pretty much everything and you won't call it capitulation. Retail is gone. Big Money will never leave. Bears just won't be satisfied and it's their greed that will bring them down.

[Anonymous No.51641144]

>>51641051
In October I couldve taken $2400 profit but didnt

[Anonymous No.51641149]

>>51641123
You responded to me because you're mad

[Anonymous No.51641156]

>>51641006
This market ain't Hitler's master plan sadly

[Anonymous No.51641158]

>>51641024
NPC mumus never learn

[Anonymous No.51641161]

All of the market wealth created in the last 40 minutes has now disappeared.

[Anonymous No.51641168]

I’m going to short oil here. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.51641172]

STOP research and CHECK MetaRun:

>Making in stable price token, while other games rewarding token is their native token which fluctuate according to market
>Built on Unreal Engine 5
>Closed Beta had 10k+ users
>Open Beta has 25k+ Pre-registers
>Full standalone ecosystem without any competitors
>There is no annoying ads in Metarun

Don't miss the next x10 leg up and join

[Anonymous No.51641174]

>>51641161
right into my bags

[Anonymous No.51641177]

>>51641137
Haha this is such a funny image, mind if I save it?

[Anonymous No.51641180]

>>51641172
kys nigger

[Anonymous No.51641181]

>>51641143
Tesla is going to $30 per share

[Anonymous No.51641187]

remember THAT We GET GDP TOMRROW

[Anonymous No.51641200]

>>51641181
Yeah after it splits again

[Anonymous No.51641201]

>>51641143
Normies and boomers are barely entering fear, they're a long way from capitulation

Touch grass

[Anonymous No.51641206]

>>51641137
>>51641172
uh wtf why were these deleted

[Anonymous No.51641212]

What happened with the German GDP print today?

[Anonymous No.51641217]

I feel like CLF if a bargain at these prices

[Anonymous No.51641219]

>>51641201
Normies and boomers have been talking about how the market is crashing for MONTHS. Jesus fucking christ.

[Anonymous No.51641231]

Does anyone still have bloomberg stream links?

[Anonymous No.51641234]

>>51641168
do it my friend, do it and see what happens

[Anonymous No.51641236]

>>51641168
I also hesitate to short oil

[Anonymous No.51641240]

MU earnings Friday. I got $48 puts in. Anyone else playing?

[Anonymous No.51641242]

>>51641201
thats what sucks about the whole 'be greedy when others are fearful, be fearful when others are greedy' axiom. how do you even tell! its subjective and look a these two guys completely disagreeing about it

[Anonymous No.51641254]

Mr. Snibs bros... We won.

[Anonymous No.51641260]

>>51641143
You're literally a fucking brainlet. Check reddit, both smg degen gamblers and r stocks. Check stocktwits. Check twitter. Check your neighbors. Everyone is thinking this is just another dip to buy. No one is even close to being actually afraid for the future, they're just waiting for the maximum profit dip. That isn't fear, that isn't capitulation.

Jesus you people are dumb.

[Anonymous No.51641264]

>>51641219
lol no, just a few weeks ago the headlines were '0% inflation', 'best job market ever', ' dollar strong'

[Anonymous No.51641267]

>>51641231
https://liveprodusphoenixeast.global.ssl.fastly.net/USPhx-HD/Channel-TX-USPhx-AWS-virginia-1/Source-USPhx-16k-1-s6lk2-BP-07-03-0Yn1cQZHOtP_live.m3u8

[Anonymous No.51641277]

>>51641254
we have attained pincer parity
the Wheel of Crab continues its immutable spin

[Anonymous No.51641281]

>>51641242
Its easy if you arent a bull that calls the bottom on every 1% pump

[Anonymous No.51641283]

>>51641260
Based permabulls know what's up. Always be forward looking.

[Anonymous No.51641288]

>>51641212
I was waiting for it and as soon as it was time it just disappeared from the calendar. market had no reaction

[Anonymous No.51641289]

>>51641260
>pic related is me btw

[Anonymous No.51641295]

>>51640825
bobo no lie, bobo no shemitah

[Anonymous No.51641301]

>>51641143
>t. retarded permabull dipbuyer

[Anonymous No.51641310]

>>51641295
thank you bobo i'm sorry for doubting you

[Anonymous No.51641312]

bros, i'm getting scared

[Anonymous No.51641317]

>>51641168
On one hand, 2008 drop looks eerily similar to what's happening now. On the other hand, everyone's gonna hoard again at this level. I'd rather stay out it's too tied to international security

[Anonymous No.51641321]

>>51641168
It is your patriotic duty as an American to short oil in the name of Dark Brandon

[Anonymous No.51641326]

Bobos I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.51641330]

It's literally over. This is the capitulation week.

[Anonymous No.51641344]

can soxl just go back up to 13 so I can sell my bags

[Anonymous No.51641345]

i shorted oil , wish me luck

[Anonymous No.51641387]

LFMAO WE GOING DOWN, BULLTARDS WERE EUPHORIC OVER 0.2% ALGO PUMP

[Anonymous No.51641390]

>>51641288
I think it was just a survey, they’re fucked by energy prices anyways

[Anonymous No.51641411]

>Bobos are sexier and smarter, experts say.

[Anonymous No.51641412]

>>51641345
Thinking about doing to same... IDK though.

[Anonymous No.51641416]

kek, the machine gods have determined that it's now over for mumu. mumus get what they deserve, inshallah.

now get in ur pod.

[Anonymous No.51641421]

I quit drinking alcohol cold turkey. going to get back to my max /fit/ levels and make an only fans and fuck twinks and emo goth punk chinks on it to make money during the great Biden depression.

[Anonymous No.51641423]

I'm just not gonna bake is all.

[Anonymous No.51641432]

>>51641387
They gave me a chance to reload on spxs at 26.80 after selling on Friday close to the top. Thanks mumus. Thank you for being greedy and irrational

[Anonymous No.51641433]

[Anonymous No.51641446]

>>51641445
>>51641445
>>51641445
>>51641445

[Anonymous No.51641448]

>>51641172
>if stable diffusion and GPT3 collaborated

[Anonymous No.51641452]

>>51639931

[Anonymous No.51641453]

where are my crabs at?

[Anonymous No.51641492]

I'm back from taking some donations to church, what did I miss? why did everything start dumping and most importantly did you anons buy the HIBS dip?

[Anonymous No.51641557]

why is it always crabbing

[Anonymous No.51641608]

>>51641557
checked

[Anonymous No.51642193]

>>51641143
>Up only for 15 fucking years
>This is normal! BTFD!
>Down for 9 months
>This can't possibly continue
You deserve what's coming

[Anonymous No.51642295]

Why doesn't the fucking NASDAQ turn red. It's inevitable. It'll happen this week sooner or later! It will break!