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[Anonymous No.51617549]

You will never be a real crypto currency. You have no Proof-of-Work, you have no decentralization, you have no hashing. You are a glorified database twisted by propaganda and corporate greed into a crude mockery of Satoshi's vision.

All the “validation” you get is centralized and prone to failure. Behind your back real cryptos mock you. Your founders pumped and dumped you, your "developers" make nothing but useless ponzi schemes and scams.

Bitcoiners are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of transactions on your chain have been subject to front-running and other MEV frauds stealing incredible sums. Other "e-coins" who pretend to be decentralized failed time and time again. Your transaction structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk degen using your EVM, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your censorship capabilities.

You will never be DeFi. You wrench out a decentralization theater every day and tell the world WAGMI, but deep inside you feel the centralization creeping up like a weed, ready to control your every move with oligarchs running Proof-of-Stake.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll ask for eKYC, stakers will sign a pact, comply with OFAC, and plunge into the cold abyss of CeFi. Satoshi will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Your former HODLers will remember you with an NFT collection to commemorate your death, and every right-click-saver for the rest of eternity will know a chain died from stupidity. Your mempool will decay and reduce to dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a graveyard of empty blocks.

This is your fate. This is what your developers chose. There is no turning back.

[Anonymous No.51617822]

Based. ETH trannies on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.51617858]

>>51617549
Kek this is the best board

[Anonymous No.51617890]

bahaahahah stupid mETHeads, not like we didnt warn them or anything..
>b-but deflashonaryyyyyyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.51618074]

>proof of work
another midwit that thinks proof of work is special

proof of work isn't special, bitcoin is.
proof of work is winner takes all, and bitcoin's already taken it,
hat's why altcoins are moving away from it. they can't compete against the indistry bitcoin birthed and owns.

[Anonymous No.51618329]

im sorry, i couldn’t hear you over the sound of blood rushing through my massive cock

[Anonymous No.51618625]

>>51617549
Nice

[Anonymous No.51618723]

What AI makes these?

[Anonymous No.51618796]

who told you that i want to be a cryptocurrency you fucking retard i just wanna lead a normal life