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Why hasn't a recession been announced yet?

>> No.51617528

>>51617514
because the bottom isnt in yet

>> No.51617535

SEXOOO

>> No.51617542

>>51617514
That's a man.

>> No.51617562

>>51617514

what ai tool made this

>> No.51617578

>>51617514
I announce a recession

>> No.51617598

The party in cahoots with the news media and big tech is in power, so everything is great and anyone who disagrees is an ultra-MAGA terrorist.

>> No.51617607

>>51617514
That’s for presidential reelection. If the fed blows their load now, the timing will be off. As it is, stock market go down should solidify the dem downfall and bring Congress back to the repukes. Then Biden is a lame duck, loses the presidency to the republicans. Then we can go back to complaining about how hot the weather is and how bad the mosquitoes are. That’s if the liberals haven’t gone full sodom and gomorrha.

Plan b: if they have gone full suicidal, fed destroys the dollar and ushers in cbdc. Riots, famine, full on economic collapse. Blue states resort to cannibalism, red states are war zones, and it becomes a psychological war game of conspiracy theory vs Marxism. Everyone knows Marxism is a failure, we have the globalists admitting in their own words, and corporations are on our side if only for the simple fact that red states are pro business. B-b-but the legacy boomer corps—fuck the boomer corporations. Economic destruction means the end of boomer Corp. the new corporations will circle through the cbdc that will be issued to humans who then choose what to purchase. Machines don’t do that, and are no where close to being capable of doing that. The cost will be a qrd code. Not quite motb, but a step closer.

>> No.51617782

>>51617514
After mid terms? Or when a good enough narrative has been built to shift blame. Money and politics has always been two sides of the same coin. Apart from a few visionary leaders like Alexander the Great and Genghis Khan who had greater ideals than wealth and greed. Now is the time of bureaucracy and entrenched laws, and the power of money-politics ties has never been stronger.
Have other countries announced recessions?

>> No.51617788

>>51617514
i would

>> No.51617799

>>51617514
There is no war in eurasia

>> No.51617818

dont believe your lying eyes

>> No.51617824

Can't do it until after midterms, Jack.

>> No.51617882

>>51617514
Didn't you hear? They just changed the definition of "recession" again. GDP has to drop for 100 successive quarters for it to count.