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[Anonymous No.51614182]

Gondor calls for financial aid!

[Anonymous No.51614203]

>>51614182
Sorry goy, we're all out. Israel needed it more

[Anonymous No.51614228]

>>51614182
Gondor will not receive financial aid until it agrees to support OLM(orc lives matter). The recent string of Gondor supremacists attacking innocent orcs must be denounced by the government of Gondor until we can send financial aid

[Anonymous No.51614241]

>>51614203
Rohan will bail them out!

[Anonymous No.51614270]

>>51614241
with what money printer? Only the Mordor central bank can print money without repercussions since they have the global reserve currency.

[Anonymous No.51614278]

AND
MY
TAX

[Anonymous No.51614282]

>>51614228
Gondor's signal fires are also a carbon-emitting hazard to the environment.

[Anonymous No.51614297]

>>51614282
Unacceptable, the Mordor central bank has lowered Gondor's ESG score. Mordor will not send any money until Gondor promotes more Orc diversity, and betters the environment by eating bugs instead of cow meat.

[Anonymous No.51614307]

>>51614228
Kek>>51614282
>>51614297

[Anonymous No.51614309]

>>51614182
just fucking pump bitcoin so that my shitcoins can recover
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51614311]

Tell me where is Gandalf, for I much desire to speak with him.

[Anonymous No.51614337]

>>51614311
FILE, YOU FOOLS

[Anonymous No.51614360]

>>51614182
Will gondor wear the cockring that binds them all and deliver it to mordor?

[Anonymous No.51614366]

>>51614311
Gandalf was detained by Gondor officials for questioning the validity of the current king. He was spreading propaganda about the current king being influenced by Sauron, and claiming that the king is going to collapse his own kingdom. Can you believe that Gandalf had the audacity to claim our king is unwell, and under the influence of Sauron. Simply absurd claims, just look at this pic of our king. Clearly he looks healthy and fine.

[Anonymous No.51614390]

YOU
SHALL NOT
REDEEEEEEM

[Anonymous No.51614412]

On a separate note, how abysmal is the Amazon series in comparison to the trilogy... no soul whatsoever.

[Anonymous No.51614416]

[Anonymous No.51614438]

>>51614270
Where was Mordor when the Westfold went bankrupt?

[Anonymous No.51614445]

>>51614412
>even watching kike crap

[Anonymous No.51614525]

>>51614278
You fucker I was drinking

[Anonymous No.51614534]

>>51614282

[Anonymous No.51614559]

>>51614412
Compared to the original, RoP is absolute trash. As a series on its own it's probably a 6/10 if you ignore the leftist propaganda, the useless hobbit story line, Galadriel and the majority of female characters, probably the Númenorians too. Surprisingly, the best character in the series so far is that black dwarven queen, the actress is pretty good and warms up to you.

[Anonymous No.51614584]

>>51614412
It's not even complete. Stop being a /pol/cel and learn to judge media objectively rather than reacting the way your fellow internet morons tell you to react. Learn to think for yourself, moron.

[Anonymous No.51614613]

>>51614584
b8

[Anonymous No.51614643]

ABANDON YOUR POSITIONS! FLEE! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!

[Anonymous No.51614662]

>>51614584
top tier b8

[Anonymous No.51614673]

>>51614182

[Anonymous No.51614733]

>>51614278
Offshore And Back Again: A Launderer's Tale by Bilbo Baggins

[Anonymous No.51614739]

>>51614662
>>51614613
It's a solid 6-7 out of 10 but only a 1/10 if you hate niggers because some sex-starved incel is averse to seing POC on their television screens.

[Anonymous No.51614993]

>>51614228
Lmao
You guys are alright sometimes

[Anonymous No.51615015]

>>51614739
at this point it's exhausting to see race made to be such a fucking big deal CONSTANTLY.
Stop giving shit actors the part for no reason other than skin color or race, it's fucking dumb.
people are tired of it. Good story or bad story, it doesn't matter because you get thrown out of the story the moment you see a black dwarf.
The whole fucking concept of a dwarf is they live in caves and mine the mountains... how are they supposed to be exposed to enough sunlight to be black!?
How the fuck are we not supposed to turn off a tv show that throws shit like that at an audience and expects it to take it seriously and get immersed.

[Anonymous No.51615022]

>>51614282
The tree ent terrorists will fucking blow apart the damns. Based tree ents.

[Anonymous No.51615034]

>>51614278
Kek

[Anonymous No.51615047]

>>51615015
why does it matter what colour the fantasy dwarves are? They don't exist, you fucking moron. You can suspend disbelief for an orc or a wizard but lo and behold a black person in middle earth is too much for your white brain to handle.

[Anonymous No.51615053]

BUY NOW, BUY! BUY FOR RUIN! AND THE MARKET'S ENDING!
DEEEEEEEEEEBT!

[Anonymous No.51615181]

>>51615047
You fucking retard it's exactly this kind of thinking that is bankrupting all these streaming companies proprietary media divisions.
You NEED people to get immersed. YOU might not be a big fucking LOTR/Star Trekkie/ fucking larping $5000 a year on costumes virgin but those guys are the end user.
If your argument is that the media is going to suck anyways just shut the fuck up and subscribe you're going to fail.

You fucking moron, you're the opposite of a capitalist and it shows

[Anonymous No.51615254]

Is holding money in crypto and NFTs instead of physical the most cucked thing you can do? I mean, I put my money in gold, because the value of gold can't change. It's safely locked in Erebor. It's a no brainer!

[Anonymous No.51615277]

[Anonymous No.51615317]

>>51614739
Get fucking real. That shit is a 3/10 at best. The acting and screenplay is atrocious. So far, Simon Merrells is the only real actor in this entire turd of a series.

[Anonymous No.51615359]

>icp is only for real 100 % humans only dirty orcs from mordor are fudding icp, saruman is a human nationalist and is 100 % right about icp.

[Nigger No.51615417]

Star Trek ended in 2005. LotR in 2003 (you could probably convince me that the Hobbit trilogy was okay). None of this other shit ever happened.

[Anonymous No.51615958]

>>51615417
The last star trek, that come after STD was okay.
Lookup Start Trek Strange New Worlds.

[Anonymous No.51615995]

[Anonymous No.51616007]

>>51614297
I would also like to draw attention to the fact that the largest geological feature of Gondor remains haphazardly named "The 'White' Mountains" - a particularly distasteful reminder of Numenorian colonialism.

[Anonymous No.51616015]

>>51614416
Lol

[Anonymous No.51616033]

>>51614412
The trilogy is shit also
Marketed to dumb fucking moron whites and other idiots who don't enjoy philosophy and psychology. As usual, consumers.

[Anonymous No.51616211]

>>51614182
God, how I miss these threads. I hope oldfags come back in a year when we start building up for another bullrun

[Anonymous No.51616306]

>>51614182
I'm wasted on crab markets. We Dwarves are natural paper hands. Very dangerous over short pumps.

[Anonymous No.51616337]

>>51616211
Bear market /biz/ is peak /biz/.

t. originalfag from when moot first created this board

[Anonymous No.51616423]

>>51616306
kek

[Anonymous No.51616762]

>>51616033
No the triology is NOT SHIT. I watched the triology 2 weeks ago. Holy fuck i forgot how comfy all of it was. Godamn ROP is so fucking boring, i quit it this week because of nothing happening. It all feels like so fucking fake.

[Anonymous No.51616837]

>>51616337
It's not the same as last bear market. The majority of posters now are redditards and pajeets. When btc drops to 12k and crabs for months they will hopefully leave

[Anonymous No.51616890]

>>51614559
This. The Dwarves were great (4 episodes in). The black elf in the working camp was a cool concept. Got me actually excited, but they obviously had to blow their whole load in one episode. Sauron letting him go to do what exactly - warn the villagers (???) killed me.

[Anonymous No.51617389]

>entire thread
kek

[Anonymous No.51617427]

>>51614584
>>51614739
apologize or your mother dies in her sleep

[Anonymous No.51617428]

saw the movies but dont know the names of anything like you nerds.

That white fortress like city where the king suicided on fire, did they trade with anyone? Was there even anyone close enough to trade with? It seems a frail ordinary trader with no combat experience would have to encounter those retarded hyena dogs, skeleton dragon rider wizards and tons of other shit. Was that city a self-sustaining enclosed thing?

[Anonymous No.51617594]

>>51615053
DEEEEEEEEEEBT!

[Anonymous No.51617681]

>>51616890
>Sauron letting him go
he is sauron? lol

[Anonymous No.51617940]

>>51617428
The *steward* of *Gondor* yeeted himself, that much was explained in the movie. You would have to read the books to discover that Minas Tirith is a fortified capital, and there are many provinces in the country.

[Anonymous No.51618269]

>>51615995
Based

[Anonymous No.51618331]

>>51615053
> DEEEEEEEEEEBT!
hahahah

[Anonymous No.51618354]

[Anonymous No.51618373]

>>51614297
Kek

[Anonymous No.51618436]

>>51616762
It feels like dogshit because

-it doesn't "have" the Tolkien spirit like the movies, it feels like a generic FOTM fantasy series
-it has way too many cringe fanfic-tier asspulls like "MITHRIL ACTUALLY EMITS THE LIGHT OF THE VALINOR TREES XDDDDDD"

[Anonymous No.51618469]

>>51615047
I actually do want my low fantasy magical worlds to make sense, this isn't a cartoon. details like this just show me the author doesn't care

[Anonymous No.51618571]

>>51616306
Kek

[Anonymous No.51618975]

>>51614739
>incel is averse to seing POC on their television screens.
I just hate niggers. simple as

[Anonymous No.51619234]

>>51614733
they dont call em the grey heavens for nothing