accidentally got hired

[Anonymous No.51607660]

I tried applying for a job as a joke. I wasn't even serious during the interview yet they hired me. How do I say no without feeling bad about the company?

[Anonymous No.51607689]

>>51607660
Say you got a better offer somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.51607691]

go in and browse 4chan on your phone all day and see how long it takes before they fire you

[Anonymous No.51607721]

>>51607691
I actually did that once. I was supposed to watch TV while doing absolutely nothing not fuck off on the internet

[Anonymous No.51607794]

>>51607689
New thread
>accidentally got a raise...help

[Anonymous No.51607813]

>>51607691
this actually
assuming it's some big faggy corp

[Anonymous No.51609431]

You could also just work, get money and invest the money in cryptocurrencies. Maybe you learn some new skills, get a promotion and raise, etc. etc. Why don't you give it a shot anon?

[Anonymous No.51611229]

>>51607660
>feeling bad for a company
You're not going to make it with that attitude

[Anonymous No.51611356]

Try working there as a joke.

[Anonymous No.51611433]

>>51607660
they absolutely don't give a fuck about you .
the company is not human and has no feelings.
its only there to make profit not for you to feel bad about .

[Anonymous No.51611655]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgYYOUC10aM

[Anonymous No.51611688]

>>51607691
if its a role where the company gets paid more for you simply existing than they are paying you (a fair amount of jobs nowadays) then you probably wouldnt ever get fired unless you actively fucked shit up.

[Anonymous No.51613293]

>>51607689
this is the right answer. Either they offer you a higher salary to match this other offer or your problem disappears. Win/win.

[Anonymous No.51613369]

>>51607660
>How do I say no without feeling bad about the company?
huh

[Anonymous No.51614004]

"Thank you for the offer but I have decided on a different position elsewhere."
They get this shit all the goddamn time, they won't even blink.

[Anonymous No.51614023]

>>51607691
Seems comfy

[Anonymous No.51614433]

>>51611356
This. Life's greatest achievement come from luck.
Seeing where this luck leads to is the best course of action.

[Anonymous No.51614470]

>>51611688
What kind of role is that? Being a minority?

[Anonymous No.51614599]

>>51607691
I've done legitimately nothing at my job for over 8 months and anytime anyone asks about performance metrics I throw up some word salad about being in contact with x and y and streamlining z. That's not an exaggeration, I do absolutely, literally nothing ever.

I buy a ton of shit from the snack machine each morning morning and then brew a big shit while I watch youtube videos about ghosts and aliens and occasionally draw monsters / aliens (occasionally I draw girls from the office). Then, come afternoon time, I've taken a few benadryl and release my bowels while absolutely lax'd out. I kind of mentally pretend like I'm royalty in a big underground bunker and that my cubicle is my special cell.

I'm only making ~84k as an engineer though and I absolutely fucking hate it, I'd rather make more actually using my degree

[Anonymous No.51616338]

>>51607721
I know I gonna get banned for this but can you send me something?
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84k year is a lot of money bro, I'm just making 7k a year where I live and I hate it. My country has no visa allowed to US so my only way is illegal inmigration.

[Anonymous No.51616485]

>>51607691
I still see the chart of my vinu bags at work when I don't get calls and I haven't been fired yet, although my brother once got fired for talking too loudly kek

[Anonymous No.51616507]

>>51616338
Not get fucked beggar god damnit you've been begging for a week straight.

[Anonymous No.51616902]

>>51611356
This. Then get a joke gf that makes you sandwiches for work

[Anonymous No.51616957]

>>51607660
>1pbtid
faggot OP