/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51599602]

>markets dump
>crypto barely budges
>markets close
>h-hehehe g-guys, it's o-over right? T-the damp i-i-is over, y-yes?
>btc pumps back up a couple a hundred dollars
>oh shit it's pumping again better buy back in!
>pumps another hundred dollars
>oooooh the bear market is over!!!111 better buy back in
>pumps back up to 19k
>oh shit it hit 19k buy buy buy buy
>pumps back up to 19.4k
>markets open the next day
>OH SHIT SELL SELL SELL
>dumps back to mid 18k
>refuses to go any lower
>markets close for the day
>h-hey g-guys... the dumping... it's over... right?
clown market

[Anonymous No.51599894]

If anyone reading this has the following Bobo & Mumu pic, post it: https://archived.moe/biz/search/image/QUqRdpNR3D_1nJz85g2N7w/
Pics can't be opened on archived.moe and no post with that pic has ever been archived on warosu so far: >>/biz/image/QUqRdpNR3D_1nJz85g2N7w/

Post the original image! The original image has the hash QUqRdpNR3D_1nJz85g2N7w
We must secure this picture before it is lost to time and replaced by inferior shit-quality versions.

Once the original has been posted, it will appear in these search results:
>The original file on warosu:
>>/biz/image/QUqRdpNR3D_1nJz85g2N7w/
>The original file on archived:
https://archived.moe/biz/search/image/QUqRdpNR3D_1nJz85g2N7w/

[Anonymous No.51599927]

>>51599602
>crabbing
so all i have to do is long the bottom and short the top and i can keep making money
cheers snib

[Anonymous No.51600497]

>>51599927
It's more about that people still bother to actually buy when literally nothing has changed since yesterday. The economic collapse is still on. The energy crisis obviously isn't going to end in early autumn. Yet retards still insist on buying...

[Anonymous No.51602218]

And there it is, 19.4k right on schedule. This shit is baffling.