Reminder: never tip

[Anonymous No.51599158]

I just had perhaps one of my favorite breakfasts /biz/
Nothing beats like good old fashioned breakfasts bagels from your neighborhood illegals
But I don’t think that’s what makes this food so good
This whole thing cost me about $50, but ofc I had a coupon and only paid $40, thanks daddy Elon
Anyway, I think what makes this food the best is how I fool the delivery person with their tip
Normally it’ll get here in thirty minutes alas, I was famished, so I wanted it to get here in ten minutes
I put my tip to $15
Pretty good I say for some “hard” work
I got it in eleven minutes
As I ate, I opened my app and changed the tip to a fat zero
It was at that moment I was filled with ecstasy
The food somehow tasted even better as I changed my tip
It’s a friendly reminder fellas, to never tip and never give your money away to these subhuman filth
That is all
>inb4 reeing
Stay mad, these bagels are so good

[Anonymous No.51599203]

7/10. Guaranteed replies. Enjoy your thread full of bickering nonsense. You really made it anon

[Anonymous No.51599207]

weird fake bait post

[Anonymous No.51599231]

>>51599203
>>51599207
The fact you think this is fake is beyond cope wagie
Yes I eat this much
Yes I didn’t tip
Yes I am erect

[Anonymous No.51599232]

>>51599158
What possesses someone to LARP like this

[Anonymous No.51599266]

Cool story bro, still made $35/hr last night.

T. Pizza delivery guy

[Anonymous No.51599289]

>>51599232
>>51599266
Cope more and enjoy this fat sweaty dick
I think the icing on the cake is that Uber STILL thanked me for not tipping lmao

[Anonymous No.51599311]

>>51599158
hello #emcm1, I work for that company (I recognize the bagel item names). You are fucked and shadow banned. Enjoy never getting a schmear again motherfucker.

[Anonymous No.51599343]

>>51599311
Uh huh sure
Don’t even tel me the place, tell me the street it is located and I’ll believe you

[Anonymous No.51599361]

>>51599158
>c-cope more?
At what? I make more than you and I’m not a fat slob. Seek help I guess, or not

[Anonymous No.51599385]

>>51599158
You ate all of that by yourself for breakfast, fatty? Better watch you cholesterol, chunk.

[Anonymous No.51599397]

>>51599361
Never in my op I mentioned cope but the comments
All I said is don’t tip
You’re the one assuming I said cope
Projection much? Ok nigger, stay mad lmao
I’m still eating my leftovers btw, shit so good, even better when the wagie has no tip

[Anonymous No.51599413]

>>51599343
Naw I’m ducking with you. I appreciate you not tipping, I do the same when using UberEats and DoorDash. For those apps I believe they only see the total tips at the end of the week or something, but can tell indirectly if someone tips $0. So I don’t get shot, I put like $10 then change it to $1 just incase.

[Anonymous No.51599450]

best thread on /biz/ rn

[Anonymous No.51599456]

>>51599385
>haha you’re fat
>c-check your c-cholesterol c-chud
Wow you got me there
I’m so hurt boohoo
I’ll make to tip next time senpai ok?
I-I’m sorry uwu
>>51599413
>check tips end of week
Maybe
Pretty sure end of their shift, because for all the lowlifes I denied their tip, I always get that sweet in app notification of “so and so thanks you for tipping”
>tip a dollar
That’s a dollar too much, I hope you got head from that

[Anonymous No.51599464]

>>51599158
you realise the same guy works in your area

[Anonymous No.51599482]

>>51599464
Good
Maybe he’ll wank my chode and MAYBE I’ll tip him a dollar

[Anonymous No.51599511]

>>51599158
>6 bagels
how fat are you?

[Anonymous No.51599565]

>>51599511
>fat haha
Ok I’ll answer you seriously since my thread is making lol way too hard
I’m not that fat, am 150 lbs healthy weight in which I quote from my dear mum
Why order 6 you may be wondering? Because i fucking live eating and I love giving no tips to a fat order
Brings me tears to my eyes
I don’t gain weight either, at least bit fat, am a /fit/tard

[Anonymous No.51599593]

I don't even care, accelerate.

[Anonymous No.51599642]

>>51599593
You cared enough to post
Did that trigger you wagie filth? Seething? Maybe pissed? Doesn’t matter, end of the day, I ate good knowing filth didn’t get my money

[Anonymous No.51599760]

These people should get real jobs instead, tipping is a retarded concept that allows businesses to fuck over consumers even more so. THANKS OP FOR BEING BASED

[Anonymous No.51599776]

>>51599158
anyone relying on scraps from gig delivery economy is retarded. you're genuinely better off just relying on government teet.

[Anonymous No.51599811]

>>51599413
Uber eats can see who changed their tip 1 hour after the delivery with a little map of where your house is and what street you’re on so it would be easy to find you again. And door dash can see the tip as soon as they complete an order. You’ll probably be banned from using the app if you do this and are reported a couple of times.

[Anonymous No.51599835]

don't need to remind it to me, i never tip.

[Anonymous No.51599839]

>>51599811
I’ve been doing this ever since it’s inception, they’ve NEVER got an extra dollar for my delivery
All lies
Don’t fall for it
Never tip :)

[Anonymous No.51599870]

>>51599311
Haha busted, pay your tips bro, what are you a poor person?

[Anonymous No.51599875]

>>51599289
>39$ for 4 jewish sandwiches made by a nigger

[Anonymous No.51599904]

>>51599875
Yes and?
Mad because you payed tip? Sorry anon, I hope this thread serves as a lesson to never tip

[Anonymous No.51599986]

>51599289 (You)
>$39 for 4 shitty little sandwiches made by a drug addict
no wonder you had to make a thread to cope with this. you're so helpless that you have to try to reclaim your power over the situation by shitting on the retard who delivers it.
this is about as genius as people who cheat on their boyfriend or girlfriend because they want to be the one in control this time, not the one that gets cheated on.
in reality, the jacked up delivery price still includes a ((tip)) to the restaurant and to subsidize the cost of delivery, so you still just get shitty overpriced food. truly an 82IQ flex.
i love biz so much. enjoy your (You)s!

[Anonymous No.51599999]

>>51599986
>so much seethe in one comment
Thanks anon, you make my day
I didn’t read all that btw

[Anonymous No.51600023]

>51599999 (You)
>don't care, didn't read
truly owned with that reply, i will never recover

[Anonymous No.51600030]

>51600023
>still seething
Stop, I can only get so hard senpai

[Anonymous No.51600051]

>>51600030
i don't give a shit about the degenerate that delivers food as a career, i'm saying you're the dumb goy unironically falling for our jewish trickery

[Anonymous No.51600065]

>>51599289
>>51599904
>>51599986
>>51599999
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[Anonymous No.51600077]

>>51600051
>>51600065
Anons…
I’m cumming

[Anonymous No.51600093]

>>51600077
you would get turned on by a literal jew degrading you, wouldn't you
never change, biz

[Anonymous No.51600102]

>>51600077
>>51600093

[Anonymous No.51600125]

>>51600102
It’s ok to feel helpless
It’s ok to not get a tip
You could however get my tip if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.51600207]

>>51600125
and my kind makes a living leeching off every bit of money you make and spend. you tip us whether you want to or not. it's all taxed and milked for margin. stay mad goy, keep the change. there's no escaping.
i'll stop being veiled - yes i am unironically jewish and you literally couldn't play more into our hand.

[Anonymous No.51600227]

>>51599158
based, wagies don't work hard enough for tips

[Anonymous No.51600258]

oh wow, a tip thread and a jew thread all at once. can we get landlords in here to complete the /biz/ shit overused thread trifecta?

[Anonymous No.51600285]

>51600207
Still didn’t read this dad
>>51600258
There’s nothing Jewish about this thread but the larper above
Jews fear the non tipping anon

[Anonymous No.51600306]

>>51599482
he‘ll rub his ass in your burger when your fat ass inevitably falls to temptation

[Anonymous No.51600340]

>>51600285
the only anon we fear is someone who doesn't play within our banking systems. keep dividing yourselves, we'll reap the profits happily.

[Anonymous No.51600345]

>>51599158
i hate service workers so much. imagine thinking you're entitled to a 20+% cut of the full price the business charges just because you did your job

i cant wait for delivery drones to replace food delivery wankers

[Anonymous No.51600411]

>>51600345
Although I’d agree with you, then what’s the point of ordering if you can’t make a nigger miserable?

[Anonymous No.51600441]

Delivery drivers are the modern day equivalent of shoeshine boys and door openers. When the times are good they make a living doing something below unskilled labour.
The market will bring balance to the workforce whether people like or not.

[Anonymous No.51600481]

based as fuck, fuck tipping for ungrateful wagies.

[Anonymous No.51600537]

>>51600441
I don't see this happening.
Asset management firms are getting larger and are showing they can sway public and private policy.
They have a growing HR roastie and bleeding heart NPC workforce that won't relinquish their titles without a fight.
I think it is more realistic to think we will live in parallel societies.
Low in trust, but high in truth when it comes to the societies trading with one another.

[Anonymous No.51600544]

>>51599158
Holy shit at least order something good tastelet

[Anonymous No.51600585]

>>51599158
in total i think this post was very funny, even funnier reading the replies. Tipping is fucking stupid - and only americans (obviously) are too fucking stupid to support this retarded ass backwards system. Only in america would you find something so fucking stupid as tipping !

Enjoy those bagels OP, you deserved them at that price. and you did nothing wrong. Its the same thing like when i use the self checkout function at my local store, and i deliberately pick up items that i know have been imported and have a good chance of having a faulty barcode which means i pay 0 for the item.

Cheaper goods is the best, free is even better. Fuck the system, we are in it for ourselves !

[Anonymous No.51600616]

>>51599158
>$50 for a the simplest breakfast you can make at home
WTF

[Anonymous No.51600778]

>>51600544
Fuck you
>>51600585
Thanks fren I deserve it after all
>>51600616
You see I have a motto in life, and that is the world revolves around me
Why should I make life harder for myself when I can have someone make it for me?

[Anonymous No.51600880]

>>51599776
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.51600930]

$40 for 4 bagels? you got kiked bro