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Trade like a billionaire.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>51595053

>> No.51596372

BTW
>EU Watchdog Proposes A Suspension Of Energy Derivatives Trading
EUSSR
TOTAL COLLAPSE
I'M READY

>> No.51596374

Where were you when the candy boomer crashed the market?

>> No.51596383
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51596383

Stop selling goys!

>> No.51596387

circuit breaker on monday

>> No.51596392

the dollar is just steamrolling everything. commods crashing but because of currency effects they're not actually getting cheaper for most of the world.

>> No.51596394

STOP SELLING YOU FUCKIN ANIMALS

>> No.51596395

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN KRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

>> No.51596405
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51596405

MARGIN CALLING
WILL YOU ACCEPT?

>> No.51596412

My MPW puts are melting upppppppppppp

ooooooooooooooooooo

>> No.51596414
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51596414

What does it mean when an index drops like this with no red candle, no wick, just a huge fucking gap?

>> No.51596429
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51596429

So uhm why is russia green?

>> No.51596430

>>51596414
no volume? Hedgie took out a bigdick short.

>> No.51596434
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51596434

TAKING HEAVY RED CANDLES. REQUESTING BACKUP.

>> No.51596436

>>51596414
it means its over
no buyers

>> No.51596439

>>51596414
Run.

>> No.51596444
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>>51596414
Don't worry about it goy

>> No.51596445

>>51596414
The infamous Ghost Candle, predictor of complete market meltdown

>> No.51596458

stocks have gone "no bid"

>> No.51596463
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51596463

WTI closing in on negative YTD. Buffet actually bought the top in oil again, LMFAO!

>> No.51596470

>>51596429
The bear will leave its cave forever.

>> No.51596480

>>51596434
Sorry anon, I’m fleeing the country. Can’t help you now

>> No.51596487
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51596487

Maybe now I should try to sell my Stock Market Poem NFTs

>> No.51596490

DXY 113
DXY 113
DXY 113

>> No.51596496
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51596496

>>51596463
>buffet
Whats his average,does it say?

>> No.51596497
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51596497

Sell it all. Today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISDgcB-J4fQ

>> No.51596502

>NO MORE GREEN DAYS
>NO MORE LEVERAGE
>NO MORE HEATING
>NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY

>> No.51596504

>>51596487
>nfts
anon i...

>> No.51596508

listening to this has fr increased my hatred for boomers 1000x

>> No.51596517

>>51596429
MOEX is down big after mobilization. Russia is red commie lover

>> No.51596530

>>51596504
Yeah, I know. /smg/ convinced me to make NFTs of my poems earlier this year when the hype was at the top. And then just as I finished them, that whole thing collapsed. Now I'm stuck with 60 worthless NFTs that took me about 6 hours of effort to make

>> No.51596535

missed out on a casual $0.70 a contract by relieving the MM of their 2 short puts against me. how? why? green is green though

>> No.51596553

Some of you guys are cool. Don't come to the stock market on Monday.

>> No.51596576

FUCK. should I change my mind on closing in on this house next week. Locked in at 5.5%...$280k house in a good neighborhood/location. 10 years ago maybe the house was worth $230k Just feel like prices will drop alot

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51596578

HOW DO YA LIKE IT

BUDDY IT'S CALLED 700 POINTS DOWN

>> No.51596579
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51596579

Today is a good day.

>> No.51596581

I get paid next friday, I hope the market continues to drop, but I get paid in pounds so it's basically pointless.

>> No.51596587
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51596587

>Shemitah ends on Monday

>> No.51596604

>>51596587
get ready for the halts

>> No.51596605
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51596605

>>51596353

Anons your participation needed, post opinions and habbenings

Global Hyperinflation General /GHG/ >>>/pol/396616897

>> No.51596612

>>51596576
only 50k? you should close, actually.

everything in my area went from $140k to $360k

>> No.51596616

shitty coomer? lmao pajeetlets

>> No.51596626
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51596626

>>51596587
I'm scared. I thought shemitah ending was bullish but I don't know anymore. Any kike specialists here who can chime in?

>> No.51596629

>>51596587
it was even discussed on CNBC this morning by an irish catholic boomer.
>This selloff may be for religious reasons to not own worldly possessions

>> No.51596657

>>51596626
Opposite, coincides with a massive market dip for 1-6 months

>> No.51596670
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51596670

>>51596576
>5.5%

>> No.51596695

/smg/ and threadsplitting: Name a more classic combo.

>> No.51596698

>>51596626
The *end* of shemitah is when shit hits the fan, anyone saying we were in shmita is right but that's not necessary bullish. 1987, 1994, 2001, 2008, 2015 and 2022 are all toward the end of shmita.

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51596714

>the market will surely recover it's at the bottom
>only one week into the second half of september
Sorry baggies.

>> No.51596826
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51596826

One more bounce, come on.

>> No.51596829

>>51596695
People don't call bakes like in other generals.

>> No.51596842

>>51596626
Toranic ordinance states that all debts must be remitted by the end of the Shemitah year (for jews only). They can only do this if shit drops hard (see how the Russian ruble dropped by 60%, jews unloaded their debt, and it returned to normal). Hence shit is falling now in the west, jews in America need to remit their debt, however they refuse to take a loss. What better way than to sell for less, buy back in, and make profit after the Shemitah ends? The only question is how long it will take for profits to be seen, things could crab for months or stay low for a month or two and start to rise again.

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51596902

>SOXL down 10%

>> No.51596912

Massive manipulation today. I just saw an instantaneous 50 point jump in the Dow. That had to be a $10B trade. They immediately got rekt back down. Fuck em.

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>>51596842
>>51596698
So basically you're saying the coming weeks are prime time for slurping?

>> No.51596954

Markets look like they've given up, I think we'll capitulate on monday honestly

>> No.51596967

>>51596912
with this liquidity it was probably a $100 trade

>> No.51596989

Every article
>recession fears mount
Kek what would it even look like to them?

>> No.51596994
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51596994

>people ITT actually believe the bottom is us reaching pre-covid market levels

>> No.51597006
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51597006

Anyone else farming AV in between trading?

Also buy and hold SPXU it's that ez.

>> No.51597038

>>51596994
we are going to 1800 on spx, thats a precovid level

>> No.51597045

Seems like the market has FINALLY realized that Jerome has, in fact, taken the punch bowl away.

>> No.51597069

Why is everything crashing?

>> No.51597154

>>51597069
your CIA?

>> No.51597276

Am I safe in UUP?

>> No.51597348
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51597348

Imaging not buying the SQQQ dip to $46 yesterday.

>> No.51597479

>>51597276
bro, won't even beat inflation with that one

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51597560

>>51596353
the world economy is fucked

>> No.51597618

Which index reprsents the world economy, more or less?

>> No.51597638
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51597638

Came here for the power hour

>> No.51597644

anyone still listening to this sob-story bs?

>> No.51597658
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51597658

so, uh, about that commodity supercycle...

>> No.51597689

>>51597348
I regret selling so bad
They say taking a profit is never bad but holy shit what a fucking missed opportunity on my end

>> No.51597691

this woman has a really unaesthetic voice, not sure if its the mic or her but her voice has this weird reverb wobble to it.

>> No.51597711
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51597711

Though I walk through the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil.

>> No.51597715

>>51597644
>anyone still listening to this sob-story bs?
Naw, I just started a new game on MGS 5. Figured I'd stop mentally hurting myself, so I logged out of my brokerage and stopped watching.

>> No.51597736
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51597736

>VIX 32.1
>DXY 113.2

>> No.51597741

>>51596994
I would be surprised if we dipped 20% beyond pre-COVID levels. Even then the market was a little too hot, but it was at least before debt was basically free.

>> No.51597755
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51597755

Just had some goyslop and now it's time for some bud lights while I watch the market close

>> No.51597757

>>51597717
yeah I am probably buying both sides of the play if people believe a short cover rally on friday means a bigger movement on monday as people prep the next run.

>> No.51597759

haha yeah guys i'm gonna make 8% a day on 10,000 account and earn $300,000 yearly. I'm the next warren buffet (that is how he made money, right?)

>> No.51597773
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51597773

You should buy and hold over the weekend. Don't worry about shemitah, goy

>> No.51597776

>>51597691
She's got a weird cute charm to her. She could get it.

She has a point though. A lot of these businesses are FUCKED from JPOW strangling the market out.

>> No.51597782
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>>51596353
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER.
ITS OVER
ITS OVER
ITS OVER

>> No.51597786

i cant listen to this shit anymore what a load of sob-story whining

>> No.51597795
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>Black woman as Fed governor

>> No.51597805
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51597805

>>51597782
HOLY SHIT. I am ashamed for knowing what that is.

>> No.51597806

>Your industries are boring for Zoomers
Jesus Christ, you fat dumb nigger bitch.

>> No.51597808
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51597808

>The Virgin bull
AHHHHHHHH

>The chad doomer perma bear

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

https://youtu.be/ARR51SFcm5Y

>> No.51597812

>>51597759
the markets are all fuckt with 25% winrates across the board but soon soon enough eventually one day we will be right at least that is what should happen one day right better stretch out your plan for the next 8 years so you can at least net something in the end kek

>> No.51597822

I was at the gym, what'd JPow say?

>> No.51597841

>>51597822
You were at the gym since Wednesday?

>> No.51597842

>>51597822
"I don't know what to do *starts crying*"

Essentially

>> No.51597844
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51597844

tfw Bobo is everywhere around me, even in my dreams.

>> No.51597845
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>MMMRI: 334

>> No.51597848

Monday is going to be worse right?

>> No.51597849
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51597849

>>51597618
Dow Jones. We live in a world dominated by the US and the dollar

>> No.51597856
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51597856

Happy Shemitah, goy plebs

>> No.51597858

>>51597006
download bartender lil bro

>> No.51597863

>>51597822
Literally nothing

>> No.51597867

>>51597841
WAGMI
>>51597842
Sasuga, Jerome-chan...

>> No.51597866
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>>51597759
You bet, champ! Go get em!

>> No.51597873

oh god im gonna POOOOMP

>> No.51597874
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51597874

WAKE ME UP
WHEN SHEMITAH EEEEENDDDSSSSS

>> No.51597876

>>51597822
We aren't in a recession cause we changed the definition of one

>> No.51597879
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>>51597848
Depends on who you are asking.
It will be way better.

>> No.51597883
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51597883

Holy fuck where are the circuit breakers

>> No.51597890

It’s literally the Jews. They printed us here.

>> No.51597891

>>51597873
is it another scam pump like the one yesterday?
some of them spy puts looking mighty cheap compared to 30 minutes ago

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>>51597845
>>51597848
Enjoy your weekend

>> No.51597894

>>51597822
Nothing specifically, but reports from the various sectors so far is "shit's fucked"
Food shortages, rising costs, and lack of supply are killing businesses.
Businesses lack cash and are only able to run using lines of credit which are due to dry up thanks to rising interest rates.

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>>51596353
it's friday frens, here's my chicky fry

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51597899

>Go to Home Depot earlier
>It's absolutely slammed
>My only green hold today

>> No.51597901

Why do does the fed have bongs on the table?

>> No.51597903

>>51597822
He said America has run out of potatoes.

>> No.51597905

>>51597883
7%

>> No.51597918

>>51596626
someone in another thread posted a big list of all the markets crashes that lined up with the shemitah ending. one of the more notable ones being 9/11

>> No.51597922

>>51597806
This is what they get for shipping off industry for decades. Families used to be manufacturing families like there are military families for instance.

>> No.51597924

>>51597822
he said we dump, then pump to a net crab. then monday is shemitah celebrations so only the goys will be operating the market that day

>> No.51597925

>>51597901
To show solidarity with the UK.

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>>51597903
ngl that's apocalyptic

>> No.51597934

>>51597903
And tractors, it's literally over

>> No.51597940
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>>51597898
Here's my cold beer fryday fren

>> No.51597945

>>51597927
https://youtu.be/urNFQw8VIvA

>> No.51597957

>>51596383
Bearish as fuck kek.

>> No.51597961

>>51597927
Apparently you need natural gas to grow potatoes

>> No.51597963

Don’t lose all your daily gains, bears. You had the perfect conditions for a limit down day and you couldn’t even get to the lows. 10 year yield and DXY both 5 signs move yesterday/today. Meanwhile the nasdaq is now -1.8% lol.

Bonds bottomed yesterday stocks bottomed today

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>>51597903
>you cant have your fries
This means war.

>> No.51597966

>>51597940
>its a holographic
>now worthless
you shouldnt have opened that...

>> No.51597968

>>51597903
No, potato costs doubled in the past few weeks.

We've run out of pears.

>> No.51597970

We going to $350 on SPY this Monday or are the Jews going to take the day off and we'll have a little green?

>> No.51597973

>>51597903
I had potatoes yesterday he's lying

>> No.51597974

>>51597961
Potatoes are combustion powered?

>> No.51597984

>>51597822
Nothing in particular.

>> No.51597992
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51597992

My Jewish economics professor is taking Monday off.
Fuck, every time.

>> No.51597994

SCALPERS REMEMBER TO SELL BEFORE SHEMITAH MONDAY

>> No.51597993
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I'm waiting till April

>> No.51598004

French fries are terrible for you. They fry them in soibean oil.

>> No.51598006

>>51597963
This, it's going to shoot straight up next week.

>> No.51598009

>>51597970
probably depends on what the degen day trading goyims like me decide to play. Hopefully they leave the keys to the junior market maker intern for the day

>> No.51598014

Who the fuck even goes out of their way to eat pears? Like... sometimes they show up in fruit salads, but so what? They could easily be replaced by literally any other fruit and no one would notice or care.

>> No.51598028

Next stop is closing the gap up to 3750

(or maybe in 10 years)

>> No.51598027

>>51597891
>is it another scam pump like the one yesterday?
are they going to dump into close again? lookin pretty ripe there

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51598029

>>51597898
>>51597940
>raw beef
>raw milk with a splash of half & half and frozen blueberries
It's good to be king

>> No.51598030
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51598030

>>51597992
>Jewish employees take the day off.

>> No.51598039

>>51597992
Jewish economics is the worst kind of economics

>> No.51598042

>>51598014
its code for cunny

>> No.51598045

I'm going to trust the /pol/ skitzos on this one and leave my 100 SPY puts open over the weekend. Fuck it.

>> No.51598071

You guys are buying meta and googl cheapies right?

>> No.51598076

>>51598006
>It will go straight up, why? Well... it just will OK?!

Cope

>> No.51598078

>>51597974
Nat gas -> fertilizer
Diesel -> tractors

The problem for potatoes though was drought in Idaho, so farmers switched to wheat.

>> No.51598082

>>51598045
>100 SPY puts
that a strike price or contract size baggot? based as fuck either way

>> No.51598088
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51598088

>>51598014
I like them by themselves. So juicy. I wanna plant a pear tree in my front yard

>> No.51598087

The structural problems of the economy aren't going to take the weekend off. Black Monday inc.

>> No.51598089

>>51598030
you saying to stick to greyhound for interstate travel next week

>> No.51598096
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51598096

>PLA ARREST MR POOH
PLA ARREST MR POOH
>PLA ARREST MR POOH
PLA ARREST MR POOH
>PLA ARREST MR POOH

THIS IS THE BLACK SWAN


WE ARE GOING TO WAR NIGGERS GET THE WAR DRUMS READY

>> No.51598098
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51598098

shot

>> No.51598100
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51598100

>>51598029
my beans from yesterday
>milk steak never fails

>> No.51598099

>>51597903
Bruh

>> No.51598101
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51598101

>>51598071
>buying meta

>> No.51598102

>WTI -5.6%
>Brent +0.2%
Uh oh euroturdians...

>> No.51598105

DOMP
EET

>> No.51598107

>Xi getting coup'ed
g-guys...?

>> No.51598113

>>51598030
Where is QT jewess Sarah Eisen? Home eating matzos?

>> No.51598123
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51598123

>>51598014
I love pears

>> No.51598122

>>51598096
That would be kino. That and the CIA toppling the Iran government.

>> No.51598129

Short spy and nasdaq
MR POOH IS UNDER ARREST BY PLA IN BEIJING


CANCELLED FLIGHTS

>> No.51598130
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51598130

>>51598098

chaser lmao

>> No.51598133

OH FUCK ITS TRUE!!!!!!

https://idahonews.com/news/local/idaho-growers-plant-25000-fewer-acres-of-potatoes-so-what-does-that-mean

>> No.51598148

>>51598107
Wut?

>> No.51598149

>>51598102
Anon, they, uh, they close and open at different times throughout the day.

>> No.51598151
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51598151

> student loans slashed in half
> car almost paid off
> zero subscriptions of any kind
Hell yeah, it's investing time.

>> No.51598157

>>51598082
its like 40 grand worth of puts.

>> No.51598158

>>51598107
>>51598129
What are you guys on about, nothing in the news

>> No.51598159

>>51598129
>>51598107
Post a link, or shut your pussy holes.

>> No.51598164
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51598164

>>51598133
>no fries

this is the shit that starts revolutions

>> No.51598165

>>51598107
fake af

>> No.51598168

>>51598133
also corn was a compete clusterfuck this year due to drought

>> No.51598176

>>51598133
they grow taters down in smelly Mexico?

>> No.51598180

>>51598148
OPEN PUTS NIGGER
NOW NIGGER

MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF FLIGHTS IN CHINKLAND GETTING CANCELLED

>> No.51598183
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51598183

in 3 months we will look back on this dip and laugh and regret not buying more

>> No.51598185

how long will SOXL and TQQQ go?

>> No.51598191

>>51598149
God damn it and this is the second time I make that mistake...

>> No.51598197
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51598197

>>51598014
You're just plain wrong.

>> No.51598206

>>51598096
>>51598107
>>51598129
Source right now you double niggers

>> No.51598207
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51598207

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

>> No.51598209
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51598209

>>51598157
been there, based

>> No.51598211

>>51598096
is this bullish?

>> No.51598214
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51598214

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THIS IS HAPPENING
WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS?

>> No.51598219
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51598219

How much money did you lose?

I lost my mom's money again.

>> No.51598223

>>51598185
at this rate, SOXL will be at 7 by end of month and TQQQ will be mid teens

>> No.51598225
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51598225

>>51598185
I think this is the bottom.

>> No.51598226

>>51598101
Look at its finantials and tell me they are not at a fair value.
I dare you faggot.

>> No.51598231

>>51598107
>t. retard who follows conspitard website "news" that are antivaxx and flat earth

>> No.51598237

>>51598191
Your point still stands about Euros getting fucked though. That plunge in the oil price is rapidly disappearing due to the EUR and GBP collapses.

>> No.51598236
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51598236

WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WA WAR WAR EAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WARWAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WA WAR WAR EAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WA WAR WAR EAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WA WAR WAR EAR WAR WAR
>post yfw siege of beijing

>> No.51598242
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51598242

I remain skeptical about this pump

>> No.51598243

>>51598157
Holy kek

>> No.51598245
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51598245

>>51598030
>>51598039
They said something about going to the country as well.
No this isn't a joke. I'm getting worried.

>> No.51598250

>>51598180
nah im good bro

>> No.51598252

>>51598219
>reddit spacing
fake baggie is one of them fucks from The Reddit, go figure

>> No.51598253
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51598253

I unloaded all my AQB shares today AMA

>> No.51598261
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51598261

>>51598207

>> No.51598264

>>51598206
No nigger
Either you believe me as I'm calling you a nigger or don't

>> No.51598263
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51598263

>>51598236
>WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WA WAR WAR EAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WARWAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WA WAR WAR EAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WA WAR WAR EAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR WA WAR WAR EAR WAR WAR

>> No.51598265

>>51598225
>>51598223
I bought almost 1000 shares each at $15-20 SOXL and $30-35 TQQQ

big gains when we get to all time highs again

>> No.51598267

>>51598176
during the winter many crops come from mexico or our southern states where its still warm

>> No.51598271

>>51598253
You sold?
Reasonibg behind?

>> No.51598275

>>51598242
$4 on spy in 35 minutes
is it fake, gay, or both?

>> No.51598280

>>51598271
It's dead capital at best and the fish probably cause cancer

>> No.51598279
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51598279

POWER HOUR IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

>> No.51598283

>>51598253
How much money did you lose?

>> No.51598284
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51598284

Shoulda bought GME dumb niggers lmfao

>> No.51598290
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51598290

PPT keeping Dow Jones out from hitting official bear market, protecting Biden.

FUCK JOE BIDEN
FUCK JOE BIDEN
FUCK JOE BIDEN
FJB FJB FJB FJB FJB FJB

>> No.51598292

>>51598283
all together about 20k

>> No.51598293

>>51598226
meta just started soft laying people off moron

>> No.51598295
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51598295

>> No.51598302

>>51598265
right now i would be happy with a floor. Oct 13th CPI will make the floor really really low

>> No.51598304

>>51598284
>-22.72 (-47.52%) past year
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.51598305

>>51598265
You'll be lucky to break even

t. soxl 10.41 average

>> No.51598307

are you ready to go straight vertical?

>> No.51598314

>>51598157
>>51598243
jerome just called my cell and said they ended the shemitah early because some faggot bought $40k of SPY puts and they decided they reset the world enough and that they would start the new cycle by coming for baggot's position as first priority.

>> No.51598315

>>51598295
is this a local top signal?
man this pump has retard strength for sure

>> No.51598316
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51598316

Don't buy calls until one day before Rosh Hashanah

>> No.51598321
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51598321

>$25k margin call

>> No.51598329

>>51598307
i prefer the horizontal hustle

>> No.51598336

>>51598014
>Who the fuck even goes out of their way to eat pears?
He doesn’t know

>> No.51598337

im scared do I swing puts or calls into next week

>> No.51598338
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51598338

>>51598307
Downward? Yeah

>> No.51598340
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51598340

>MILITARY MOVEMENTS TOWARDS BEIJING

>> No.51598341
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51598341

>>51598304
>Mfw I bought today and your indices are down 3%

>> No.51598342

>>51598014
Fuck you, pears are good. Nothing like biting into a solid, crunchy Bartlett.

>> No.51598343
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51598343

>>51598307
Never

>> No.51598344
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>>51597006
What server u playing?
I was thinking of making a rogue or druid horde side.

>> No.51598345

>>51598337
i was going to do one last set of 366 spy puts to end the day but it keeps going up oh wait theres the dip while im typing htis

>> No.51598350
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51598350

>>51598304

Now do SOXL lmao.

>> No.51598356

>>51598096
>PLA ARREST MR POOH
Oh yeah
Sure

>> No.51598365

>>51598342
>Nothing like biting into a solid, crunchy Bartlett
I'll take a granny smith please

>> No.51598367
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51598367

China is being toppled. Bullish for america

>> No.51598369

>>51597934
Not necessarily. We still have black people.

>> No.51598376

Bitch left me when I was broke, then I shorted SPY and shitted on that bitch. I went silly on that bitch. Now I got diamonds dripping off my wrist.

>> No.51598380
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51598380

Here we go 23 mins

>> No.51598384

>>51598225
>I think this is the bottom

Why?

>> No.51598385

>>51598293
All companies are doing it you retard

>> No.51598387

I’m buying gold and oil calls don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks

>> No.51598386

I am happy my stinky Chinese blood company kept my day Greeeeen

>> No.51598389

>>51598367
I get all my news from pajeets too, they're really smart

>> No.51598392

>>51598340
>50% cats are lactose intolerant
>there are two cats on that video
I'm concerned

>> No.51598393
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51598393

>>51598369
Now you understand why DXY is taking over.

>> No.51598396

>>51598367
Journalists who use a question rather than a statement as a headline should be fired

>> No.51598399

>>51598340
Is it it too late to buy CHAD and or Y.ANG

>> No.51598405

>>51598367
Get the fuck out of here

>> No.51598414
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51598414

>>51598367
Please do the needful sers.

Also mfw climate change is literally a chink PsyOp to destroy our economies.

>> No.51598415

>>51598356
GET YOUR ASS READY NIGGER

>> No.51598418

Last call for cheap soxl calls that will pump on the dead cat bounce

>> No.51598419

>>51598393
>DXY
you mean pyramid bucks?

>> No.51598420

>>51598350
now do DWAC lmao
>-35.34 (-68.36%) year to date
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>51598341
we all know you bought in the 400s reddit faggot lmfao

>> No.51598425

>>51598367
That's probably a bad thing. I smell a big happening coming for America

>> No.51598427
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51598427

Monday could be worse. The day Shemitah ends is always momentous...

>> No.51598431
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51598431

>didn't bring a hoodie with me outside and there's a slightly cold wind overpowering the warmth of the sun
It's joever

>> No.51598435
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51598435

Here we go...

>> No.51598437
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51598437

I got baited in but manage to get out safely.

>> No.51598448

I'm going to hold SQQQ until Monday.

>> No.51598451
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51598451

>>51598107
>>51598148
>>51598159

>> No.51598454

>>51598431
just kys now anon, this is the new normal of climate change

>> No.51598456

>>51598414
>Also mfw climate change is literally a chink PsyOp to destroy our economies.
Trump was right yet again

>> No.51598459

too much tard strength
no rug pull into weekend after all

>> No.51598461

Be honest, do you guys actually make money in the stock market?

I know I don't. Ask me mom.

>> No.51598462
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51598462

>>51598419
Top of the pyramid bucks.

>> No.51598468
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51598468

>>51598448
>want to sell sqqq out of fear
>therefore i hold

>> No.51598472

>>51598461
fuck you

>> No.51598473

>>51598451
>Nepal Correspondence

Many blessing from Krishna, do the needful ser.

>> No.51598476
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51598476

>>51598206
>anon wants a source

>> No.51598479
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51598479

>>51598451
They are trying to stop XI because they know he is about to start WW3. I don't think this coupe will be successful.

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51598480

>>51598392
Bc 1 of them is ginger(white) and the other one is white/black. As a matter of fact, sandniggers, chinks, arabs, south pacific island nigger, yellow jungle niggers are lactose intolerant, but europeans aren't by a large margin. We can apply the same reasoning to those KOTS

>> No.51598484
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51598484

>>51598431
>Wearing a hoodie

>> No.51598486

bobos are done for

>> No.51598490

>>51598159
https://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1573322602784980993?t=p7QHpwysuhVT6ltyoWs3kw&s=19

>> No.51598493
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51598493

>go to pol to see any info on China being discussed here as a black swan
>its nothing but glowie threads trying to demoralize people into accepting the state of the world as normal

Holy fuck
Holllly fuuuuuuuuuck imagine working for a glowie op and thinking you're the good guys jfc.

>> No.51598494

>>51598451
Wait what this can’t be real

>> No.51598500
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51598500

>canada is collapsing
>british pound is collapsing
>iran is collapsing
>russia is collapsing
>europe is collapsing
>us markets are collapsing
>china is having a coup
>the dot is red
the two more weeks has officially arrived

>> No.51598499
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51598499

>>51598384
Because I've lost a lot of money.

>> No.51598502
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51598502

I leave you idiots for ONE DAY and you do this?

>> No.51598512

>>51598493
So maybe I should keep my vix positions open a little longer

>> No.51598513

>>51598389
stop shilling for pajeets, pajeet

>> No.51598517
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51598517

Should I expect a plunge to Hell in eight minutes like yesterday?

>> No.51598518

>>51598502
this is beyond you now. you can no longer stop what is happening

>> No.51598523
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51598523

>>51598437
>I got baited in but manage to get out safely.
That's the best feel.

>> No.51598522

>>51598500
So we should a,l be buying? Yes??? Buy low sell high?

>> No.51598524
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51598524

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51598527

>>51598494
it's probably fake, but is Xi's rival more hawkish on war, or more dovish?

>> No.51598528

>>51598461
i made 8% or 800 bucks on my gambling account today and considering these wild swings im happy with it
i want to see the whale from last thread's portfolio after this end of the week poomp, shittalking zoomer that he is

also RIP to your puts kek

>> No.51598535
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51598535

>>51598494
It's real.

>> No.51598537

>>51598420
Come on anon, tell us. What stocks are you underwater on?

>> No.51598545

THE FINAL 15 MINUTE PUMP
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.51598547

>>51598493
Pol is full of redditniggers thinking the are OWNING THE RACIST HACKER 4CHAN

>> No.51598549

Are jews and chinks in cahoots or does Xi know their tricks?

>> No.51598552
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51598552

in 3 months we will look back at this and laugh

>> No.51598555

Is the great recession going to start soon?

I'm scared that my bad investments might actually get worse.

>> No.51598558

fuck this kike pump

>> No.51598560

>>51598528
you replied to an imposter

>> No.51598563

>>51598265
yeah maybe in 6 years

>> No.51598564

SPYBROS ARE WE HOPEFUL

>> No.51598566

>>51598500
>the two more weeks has officially arrived
>>51598522
trust the plan, this means we should buy XRP

>> No.51598568
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51598568

why oil is slowly recovering ?

>> No.51598571

And just like that SOXL will NEVER be under 10 again

>> No.51598572

>>51598535
Lmao that’s the same source I got. It may be a moth8ng burger and pajeet scam after all

>> No.51598575

>>51598558
Kikes only dump

>> No.51598576

>>51598560
we're all imposters here on 4channel mate

>> No.51598580
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>>51598461
market makers are throwing me a few bones to keep me in the game. looks like they have moved on to beating up on you. wasn't a pretty win today but I'll take it. green is green.

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>>51598568

>> No.51598586

>Mumu getting excited about a small short covering rally on Friday close

Lol.

>> No.51598587

Double bottom. Time for the MELTUP.

>> No.51598597

I hope you all are buying your fav stocks for next weeks gigs pump

>> No.51598601
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thats it

the bottom is in - it's only up from here

get in early, and get in deep

>> No.51598600
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I told you niggers and you called me a nigger. MR POOH IS DONE. Either chinks go full antagonistic or they start to play with the west in a more favorable manner

(You) are a nigger

>> No.51598606

>>51598500
>us markets are collapsing
bottom is in i guess

>> No.51598608
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>>51598527
They are definitely more dovish on war. They are the money hawks. hu jintao and jiang zemin gave rise to the CHINESE RICH CLASS. They want the status quo. Main reason XI went after Hong Kong was because the power Jiang Zemin had over Hong Kong along with his wealth and connections to the rest of the world.

if this coupe is successful WW3 is cancelled....

>> No.51598609

>>51598522
idk but I'm going to mcdonalds after close to get what might be my last goyslop meal(mcdouble)

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>>51598585

>> No.51598615
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I think we might crab up on monday

>> No.51598620
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>it's literally filling the 2008 chart almost exactly

This is the final, half hearted, relief rally.
In the coming weeks something big breaks and we go straight to hell.

>> No.51598628

makes me happy i swung traded all day instead of just holding

>> No.51598631

>>51598615
The melt up begins now

>> No.51598634

Retards covering outs and shorts before the weekend. Lol
>again boomers fail to realize what’s coming

>> No.51598648

>>51598615
Then I load on puts

>> No.51598651

>>51598608
White swan
If it fails, we get ww3

>> No.51598652

>>51598620
>>51598601
>>51598587
>>51598585
>>51598564
shorts are just closing for the weekend not a pump. also it's 1 single percent. Can't tell if youre all baiting or not lmao

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>>51598552
When I look at past bear markets from when I was trading at the time, all I think is damn I could have made more money than I did. I always make some but fear of the kangaroo always makes me extremely cautious.

>> No.51598664

JAPAN REOPENS OCT 11TH
>JAPAN REOPENS OCT 11TH
JAPAN REOPENS OCT 11TH
>JAPAN REOPENS OCT 11TH
JAPAN REOPENS OCT 11TH
>JAPAN REOPENS OCT 11TH
JAPAN REOPENS OCT 11TH
>JAPAN REOPENS OCT 11TH

>> No.51598666

>>51598634
Nothing bad. I still hold my divvy paying shares. And I'll be buying more at discount thanks to traders.

>> No.51598675

>>51598608
If this is actually real, It's either the liberal faction of the CPC as you mention, or the generals.

>> No.51598684

>>51598664
japan is closed?

>> No.51598689

>>51598620
just relieve my soxl back to 14 before we crash plz

>> No.51598693

>>51598367
>google it
>it's an Indian conspiracy news site in English
What the...

>> No.51598697

>>51598479
More likely radial elements of the Chinese military did a coup because they didn't this Xi was tough enough on tiawan

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>>51598608
>They are the money hawks.
>hu jintao and jiang zemin gave rise to the CHINESE RICH CLASS
>if this coupe is successful WW3 is cancelled
the the the the the the the she she she she she she SHEMITAHHHHHHHHH

>> No.51598709

what trades do I make to profit from a Chinese coup?

>> No.51598713
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51598713

Here we go 10 min rig

>> No.51598716

>>51598684
japan was closed during remodeling
they're gonna unveil irl 3d catgirls at the reopening ceremony

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Sour minute will surely save my puts

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>>51598502
Please fix it, we're sorry

>> No.51598728

>>51598718
....did you buy puts at a multi-generational bottom?

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>>51598718
Denied

>> No.51598739

>>51598709
Go long bugs.

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Got ya, didn't I goy?

>> No.51598751

>>51598709
Puts on everything

>> No.51598758
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Meanwhile in Gyna

>> No.51598762

ah man i wanted to buy SOXL at $4

>> No.51598763

>>51598739
go long sparrows
crazy mark up on the resale value once the crops fail

>> No.51598768

>>51598728
This isn't the bottom

>> No.51598775

Rally off the lows or...?

>> No.51598776

Why didn't I wait till the end to buy more puts
Obviously shorts would cover before the weekend
Obviously

>> No.51598780

Hope you're all ready for the new BULL market.

>> No.51598789

What are your regrets?

>> No.51598792
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I just went to do dishes and excuse me what?

>> No.51598811

>>51598792
Its called short covering before the weekend.

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>>51598780
Oh yeah im ready

>> No.51598815
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And just like that, nobody really knows if they should hold their positions over the Jewish shemitah weekend

>> No.51598825

Somebody fucking bake

>> No.51598830

>>51598780
Sure?...
Anyways
I want google and meta to go down mofe so i can buy more.

Mayve i will buy some ura in a week or so if it keeps falling down.

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>>51598825

>> No.51598843

LAST MINUTE DUMP
LAST MINUTE DUMP
LAST MINUTE DUMP

>> No.51598850
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA they are pulling the rug run for the hills

>> No.51598853

>>51598825
This is the last /smg/, forever?

>> No.51598861

>>51598815
this but unironically

>> No.51598866

>>51598815
market doesn't close for an hour so I have plenty of time to decide if I want to hold over the weekend or not

>> No.51598876

I bought a spy gamble put. Expect spy 390 on open.

>> No.51598878

>>51598853
good bye my bros

>> No.51598883

>>51598451
All-in YANG??

>> No.51598891

>>51598853
It's been a pleasure

>> No.51598894

wow those t-bills weren't so bad after all

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>>51598789
Makes sense.

>> No.51598897
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Buy AQB guys, Salmon has more value that Fiat currencies, if you're looking for inflation hedge then AQB is qhat you need.

>> No.51598898

>>51598853
let it be known I was green today swinging 40 delta P's and C's!

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>>51598825

>> No.51598904

>>51598853
Relax, we're only on page 3
We have another hour or so to start worrying

>> No.51598914

>>51598897
I might unironically buy a couple hundred now that its under a dollar.

>> No.51598921

New
>>51598906
>>51598906

>> No.51598925

obvious kike pump so dow doesn't close under bear market territory lmao

>> No.51598956

>>51598811
checked but actually its called "multi-generational bottoming"

>> No.51598991

>>51598231
>he's pro vax
Lmao lol

>> No.51599009

>>51598853
It’s been an honor gentleman

>> No.51599046

>>51598921
Homo
Your the gayest gorilla homo in the whole homo world

>> No.51599062

>>51598956
Do you like going bottom?

>> No.51599485

>>51596487
Thats pretty based

>> No.51600170

hope you guys are not throwing all your eggs this year like you did last year

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>>51596374
>>51596394
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>>51598914
>>51599485
>1pbtid
You paid shills think we don't notice you?

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>>51599046

>> No.51600571

>>51600259
Bannable offense when

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>He left the market and is saving cash to dump in at the real bottom in 1-2 years
Congratulations hibernating bulls, you are gonna make it

>> No.51600849

>>51596487
yo that was surprisingly a great poem. just rubbed one out to it. tx anon>>51596487