/smg/ - Sneed Market General

[Anonymous No.51593785]

JUNE LOWS STATUS?

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>51592781

[Anonymous No.51593801]

Means June High for Me.

[Anonymous No.51593803]

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
HEIL HITLER

[Anonymous No.51593824]

God, I love women. Anyway, youll cowards aren't even buying.

[Anonymous No.51593826]

It's literally over.

[Anonymous No.51593832]

My portfolio is getting BUTTFUCKED here, guys. SEND BACKUP.

[Anonymous No.51593834]

>>51593803
its over bruhs

[Anonymous No.51593835]

hello why does my money become more worthless every day?
i'd like to speak with the person who is responsible thank you

[Anonymous No.51593838]

Should I sell?

[Anonymous No.51593844]

I need $366 for just a little bit guys, I wont be greedy

[Anonymous No.51593846]

Was flirting with -700 for a hot minute

[Anonymous No.51593848]

>>51593832
Just baghold for 10 years lol

[Anonymous No.51593849]

If today isn't an *obvious* BTFD day, then I literally do not know what is.
BUY ANON! BUY!

[Anonymous No.51593854]

Yep

[Anonymous No.51593855]

You weren’t like me and sold SPXS and YANG yesterday did you? I feel stupid now.

[Anonymous No.51593862]

COMFY DOW WATCH
https://markets.businessinsider.com/index/dow_jones

[Anonymous No.51593872]

Is there a live stream for powell speech?

[Anonymous No.51593875]

OIL NIGGAS

[Anonymous No.51593882]

>>51593838
No.

[Anonymous No.51593883]

>>51593855
I bought into this. Cause im a smarty pants
>supp

[Anonymous No.51593891]

>>51593838
fuck if i know, probably should follow the screenshot rule
i was up 3x that much and ended selling at +300$ because im a retard irl

[Anonymous No.51593890]

is everything ok in here son? i thought i heard you crying

[Anonymous No.51593892]

>>51593855
never feel dumb about walking with your gains son. Remember if it really does collapse they wont be able to pay the bears and non of this matters lmao

[Anonymous No.51593893]

>>51593849
why buy now when next month we will be done another 20%

[Anonymous No.51593896]

>>51593846
It will crack down over 1000 again and we close with fresh new lows

[Anonymous No.51593899]

>>51593824
Why would you slurp now?

[Anonymous No.51593904]

>>51593875
getting heemed

[Anonymous No.51593915]

>>51593785
demi lardner thighs

[Anonymous No.51593917]

I haven't watched the marked since BBBY rugged. What's happening? Why is everything red since days?

[Anonymous No.51593922]

>>51593899
>Why would you slurp now?
someone sure is, lunchtime PPT is officially on the case

[Anonymous No.51593924]

>>51593875
it hurts- but we know its going to go back to over 150 in next few months.

[Anonymous No.51593925]

>people posting like the spy is down 5%
>check its barely down 2%

are you guys okay? Or do you now have some hope that your way OTM puts may be worth something if we drop another 10% ?

[Anonymous No.51593928]

>>51593899
I need something risk taking to do in my life.

[Anonymous No.51593929]

>>51593899
I like to buy low. I just don’t know how much lower we will go.

[Anonymous No.51593931]

>>51593838
Listen here you faggot. If XI announces something big you will miss out on the hug gains. Especially after the 20th National Congress of the Chinese Communist Party.

YANG is going to see ATH. Because it will literally be the start of the end of globalism

[Anonymous No.51593941]

The market is reaming my bubsy

[Anonymous No.51593942]

A couple years from now, you'll have work, digging potatoes by hand, and you'll be grateful. Your sleeping bag won't keep you warm at night, but you'll survive. The Party will tell you there's an honor that comes from working with your hands.

[Anonymous No.51593944]

>>51593785
hi guys, I'm new to trading and keep buying on red days, but I'm still losing money because there's more red days. when do I make my money back? I'm down 47% on Robinhood, thanks

[Anonymous No.51593947]

>>51593917
Fed is committed to beating inflation which means endless rate hikes and the money spigot is turned off

[Anonymous No.51593948]

THE PUMP IS HERE

[Anonymous No.51593949]

>>51593915
dad?!

[Anonymous No.51593951]

HKD got FUUUCKED!

[Anonymous No.51593953]

[Anonymous No.51593952]

>>51593929
At least wait for the market to show some life and bounce.

[Anonymous No.51593963]

REMINDER
Companies are offering ninjas for airbnb/vrbo shit tier properties, with future income as the basis for giving the loan.
There are literal nigras bagholding millions of dollars with almost no rental income rn.

[Anonymous No.51593975]

KEK BOOMERS
KEK GEN X FAGGOTS
KEK 401K BAGGIES
KEK ROTH BAGGIES
KEEP SLAVING BITCHES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

[Anonymous No.51593980]

>>51593944
All you have to do is catch the falling knife.

[Anonymous No.51593981]

>>51593922
>someone sure is, lunchtime PPT is officially on the case
did they just open a straight line from the fed printer to the spy or what lookit them green dildos

[Anonymous No.51593982]

>>51593931
NIGGA yang is just getting started. Can you imagine the complete meltdown of the economy. HOLY SHIT!!! TAIWAN IS FUCKED!!! CHINAMEN ARE FUCKED !!! BULLS ARE FUCKED!!!!

[Anonymous No.51593986]

>>51593963
Um excuse me I was told STR is free money.

[Anonymous No.51593992]

>>51593951
Easiest short out there. My broker told me no because of ‘volatility reasons’ cucks didn’t want to pay up

[Anonymous No.51593991]

I need a vacation.

[Anonymous No.51594000]

Any idea on what Powell is going to talk about today?

[Anonymous No.51594002]

Maybe we can ask the two guys working at SPY Inc to work harder?

[Anonymous No.51594003]

> down just 3%
> still 97% of capital intact
It's literally nothing. Give me -10% bobo so that I can finally feel somthing

[Anonymous No.51594004]

>>51593891
Maybe I'll sell half
>>51593931
You are aware YANG is a bear ETF right? If Xi announces something big, it could crush it.

[Anonymous No.51594006]

>>51593944
Buy and hold, that's how the little guy beats the Street.

[Anonymous No.51594009]

>>51593991
The rabbit hole is deep.

[Anonymous No.51594012]

>>51593942
I hope the future is this bright.

[Anonymous No.51594023]

>>51593951
>-96% in 2 months
hahahahah holy shit

[Anonymous No.51594026]

to the anon that called the reversal in the last thread, congrats
hope you capitalized on for more than just a (you)

[Anonymous No.51594027]

BOUNCE OFF JUNE LOW BOUNCE OFF JUNE LOW BOUNCE OFF JUNE LOW BOUNCE OFF JUNE LOW

[Anonymous No.51594031]

>>51594003
Kill yourself old fuck

[Anonymous No.51594046]

Just finished selling the remainder of my VOO and VXUS vanguard index ETFs. Sitting on 100% cash in both my 401k and IRA. Current plan is to buy back in once we hit the COVID lows but open to suggestions if anyone has a better re-entry point.

[Anonymous No.51594049]

>>51593948
More like the algos scalping

[Anonymous No.51594052]

>>51593944
>I'm down 47% on Robinhood
Lucky you, i'm down 91% on my initial. Yes, i fell for the miners meme and got absolutely obliterated into nothingness.

[Anonymous No.51594053]

>>51594004
BIG as in WE ARE FUCKING TAKING OVER TAIWAN YOU FAKE AMERICUNT CHINAMEN!!

[Anonymous No.51594054]

>>51594004
>if xi announces something big the world will stop crashing
this anon hasnt gotten the memo

[Anonymous No.51594055]

>>51593982
Holy shit are the Jews about to heem china? I have some tough calls to make here.

[Anonymous No.51594057]

We're getting close to capitulation goys

[Anonymous No.51594058]

Just don't look at PSFE.
>>51594009
All rich elites fuck kids and short the market better than anyone. That's the secret club.
Also Mel Gibson owns 8 different walled compounds.

[Anonymous No.51594062]

>>51594031
Pathetic response, just as this "black friday"

[Anonymous No.51594066]

>>51594026
>to the anon that called the reversal
LOL this is just line moving- the pain is not over

[Anonymous No.51594067]

On today's episode of SMG:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Next time on SMG:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[Anonymous No.51594075]

>>51593785
That's a man.

Do we buy this dip? Does the vix stabilize?? There's no reason things get worse next week. The damage is already done. It's time to recover, right?

It's time to buy right?

[Anonymous No.51594077]

THEY TELL YOU BLACK IS REALLY WHITE
THE MOON IS JUST THE SUN AT NIGHT
AND WHEN YOU WALK UN GOLDEN HALLS YOU GET TO KEEP THE GOLD THAT FALLS
IT'S HEAVEN AND HELL

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51594076]

>>51593963
joggers can't even take care of themselves, how the hell are they supposed to maintain a property? g_d sometimes these fucking kikes are too greedy for their own good.

[Anonymous No.51594078]

>>51593963
What the fuck is a ninja?

[Anonymous No.51594079]

>>51593942
I actually already dig up my potatoes by hand. Good active work, and I don't like to stab the potatoes I've grown.
You should take the gardenpill

[Anonymous No.51594080]

>another -2% slow bleed day
Why won't it just crash already. There is absolutely nothing propping this fake and gay economy up.

[Anonymous No.51594085]

>>51593948
Thanks Sminem. I was getting concerned for a bit.

[Anonymous No.51594087]

>the dumping has finally stopped.
>daddy Powell will save us all

[Anonymous No.51594088]

>>51593838
>yang

sell now

[Anonymous No.51594090]

>Pump eet a bit
>Eee bought?
>Good, dump eet

[Anonymous No.51594091]

20k->4k, im going to neck soon probably

[Anonymous No.51594093]

>>51593982
Look at the fucking date this was posted on 9/22/22

GEMATRIA JEWS YABITCH SHITMADA YOU FUCK!

[Anonymous No.51594094]

>>51594058
So, in order to git gud I have to fuck kids? Maybe this market shit isn't for me.

[Anonymous No.51594096]

>>51594077
I always knew just adding a chain to a door wasn't that effective

[Anonymous No.51594095]

>>51594027
Wait til Goldman gets back from lunch.

[Anonymous No.51594099]

Need a free live stream for CNBC? We are writing history today!

[Anonymous No.51594105]

DO NOT REDEEM
DO NOT REDEEM THE STOCK YOU BICH BASTERDS

[Anonymous No.51594107]

US stocks just put in a double bottom. Get ready for an absolute face-melter straight to ATH. The worst has already been priced in.

[Anonymous No.51594112]

so was this another fake and/or gay mini pump to close out shorts so it can close even lower?

[Anonymous No.51594114]

>>51594094
>So, in order to git gud I have to fuck kids?
First you need to take it up the ass as a demonstration that you are a lesser-than in their eyes and always will be.

[Anonymous No.51594117]

>>51594062
Typical the old man gets mad lmao!

[Anonymous No.51594119]

>>51594046
dont forget to factor panic selling so it goes further.

[Anonymous No.51594120]

>>51594107

[Anonymous No.51594125]

>>51594057
Not even close. But hopefully we'll bounce upward until the next CPI comes in hot

[Anonymous No.51594126]

its interesting powell mentioned a housing reset today when asked about shit. looks like he really wants to crash the housing shit thats been going on since they lowered the rates in 2020 with all the corps trying to flip houses

[Anonymous No.51594128]

Anyone else looking forward to the violent selloff in the last 30 minutes of the day?

[Anonymous No.51594129]

>>51594027
at least wait for a retest before calling it

[Anonymous No.51594136]

>>51594114
Can't I like get a branding like that one sex cult?

[Anonymous No.51594142]

200 BPS INCOMING ABANDON ALL HOPE

[Anonymous No.51594147]

>>51594000
Checked.
Apparently nothing

[Anonymous No.51594150]

>>51594107

[Anonymous No.51594151]

>>51594120
Show me the man who has never Coped, and Ill show you a liar. Have some compassion

[Anonymous No.51594154]

>>51594078
No income no job
Brown people loans

[Anonymous No.51594158]

>1hour to exit bobo positions before daddy Powell says the soon to be infamous speech

[Anonymous No.51594159]

>>51594107
Lmao. Goldman boys get back from lunch in 2 minutes. Margin calls start at 1pm.

[Anonymous No.51594160]

Here it comes ye bastards. The "reverse" before the final plunge

[Anonymous No.51594167]

>>51594091
300k->60k->100k
Dont give up

[Anonymous No.51594168]

It’s fucking happening!

[Anonymous No.51594169]

>>51594158
link?

[Anonymous No.51594171]

>>51593516 #
>>51593492 #
>>51593569 #
WHY IS THE AMD DROPPING?

[Anonymous No.51594170]

>>51594088
Why?

[Anonymous No.51594173]

>>51593518
>prices for stocks are centered around risk free interest rates
>calculations for how much one dollar is worth in 2023, 2024, 2025, etc
>one of the most popular valuation methods is discount cash flow
>this looks at how the risk free rate, the rate you would get on government bonds
>when interest rates are higher, money in the future is worth less
>this drives down valuations of companies
>companies rely upon debt to finance their operations
>when interest rates are higher they can borrow less money
>they cannot expand as rapidly, as they can't borrow as much money as before
>they are also paying more in interest, so their profits go down
>on top of this, the consumer has less demand for goods when interest rates are higher
>less demand from consumers = less revenue = less profits
>when interest rates are higher, investors want to buy that countries bonds
>investors in europe, asia see US interest rates higher in a "stable" currency
>they need to buy US bonds in US dollars, so they have to 'sell' their currency and 'buy' dollars
>this drives up the relative strength of the dollar
>when the dollar is stronger, it costs more for someone in another country to buy a US product exported
>this decreases the advantage to buying US products, decreasing demand, hurting revenue / profits
>tldr; a decrease in demand
so with this all in mind, of why interest rates matter, how they move the valuation of stocks, currencies
why did the Fed decision cause the markets to move lower is your question
the market expected interest rates in 2023, 2024, 2025 to be peak earlier, at a lower level, and go down faster than the Fed has now indicated in their dot plot
this caused a sell off in bonds, and broke key price levels, which triggered even more selling and an even higher move in interest rates, and an even higher move in the dollar
interest rates up = bearish for stocks
dollar up = bearish for stocks

[Anonymous No.51594177]

NEW LOWS AND WE STILL HAVEN'T HAD A SINGLE CIRCUIT BREAKER
IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR SOME BLOOD ON THE STREETS

[Anonymous No.51594179]

MOMMMMMYYYY MAKE IT STOP PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE MAKE IT STOP
MOMMYYYY

[Anonymous No.51594182]

>>51594136
Sure, but they're like the Dr. Topper of secret societies compared to the Coca Cola upper-echelon.

[Anonymous No.51594184]

How is the pajeet market holding up so well? Should I all in to ride out the storm? Indian Nifty 50 for reference

[Anonymous No.51594187]

wow, truly misterious price action. Why would the pump stop at this price, hmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.51594188]

Last time VIX was at 30, UVXY was at 16. Is shorting this shitstock free money?

[Anonymous No.51594190]

>>51594128
yup. i think that will be brutal

[Anonymous No.51594197]

The 2020-2021 bullrun was made just so ((they)) could sell.

[Anonymous No.51594200]

>>51594158
See >>51594147

[Anonymous No.51594199]

>>51594120
Record short positioning and record bearishness on literally an 0.1% miss on Core inflation when the US economy is strong - absolutely ridiculous. SPX should be at 5000 right now, Fed projections about rates don't mean anything.

[Anonymous No.51594207]

>>51594187
what are you implying?

[Anonymous No.51594209]

>>51594184
>Nifty Fifty
I can't not laugh every time I hear it.

[Anonymous No.51594210]

>>51594107

[Anonymous No.51594211]

jpow - fuck your shorts we are pivoting QE will be tripled, inflation is over its time to get bullish.
>drops mic

[Anonymous No.51594215]

>>51594171
wtf I love AI now

[Anonymous No.51594216]

jesus christ im starting to recognize their retail fakeout ways, little reversals here and there to close out stop losses or lure you back in

cant be
wont be fooled again

[Anonymous No.51594217]

>>51593925
Look at chart sir

[Anonymous No.51594219]

>>51594171
What are these made with?

[Anonymous No.51594224]

>>51594199
Holy cope post...

[Anonymous No.51594230]

I am going to kill myself because Jerome doesnt care about black employment

[Anonymous No.51594232]

>>51594199
Pretty much. Rest of the world is shitting the bed while USA is doing great. But I don't mind, will be able to buy more divvy stocks with next salary at least

[Anonymous No.51594234]

>sup

[Anonymous No.51594235]

if you know, you know

[Anonymous No.51594236]

>>51593844
thanks frens pleasure doing /biz/ with ya

[Anonymous No.51594240]

>world war three and the second great depression are priced in.

[Anonymous No.51594241]

>>51594188
>Is shorting this shitstock free money?
yes but not now, haha

[Anonymous No.51594242]

>portfolio goes down
>deposit more money
>portfolio no longer down
it's literally that easy

[Anonymous No.51594247]

>>51594219
stable diffusion img2img

[Anonymous No.51594249]

>Article about potential AMD bottom analysis
>Guy says it could either be $50 or $15

[Anonymous No.51594254]

>>51594177
It's 1pm. Lunch is over. We start dumping again soon.

[Anonymous No.51594258]

>>51594232
This is a generational dip buying opportunity. All of this bearishness and panic is 100% unjustified by any fundamentals. Did everyone just forget that Apple, Amazon etc. killed it on earnings?

[Anonymous No.51594259]

About to get some goyslop from Wendy's. What goyslop you bros eating today?

[Anonymous No.51594262]

>>51594242
now imagine you have a 600k portfolio that just dropped 2.5% :o

[Anonymous No.51594264]

>>51594240
good thing we're pricing in heat death of the universe now.

[Anonymous No.51594265]

>>51593849
Don't fight the fed

[Anonymous No.51594267]

>talk about LMT yesterday
>it should at least beat the market, good investment
>wake up today, down more than the market

I'm pretty sure someone is watching me and I'm going to use that to my advantage.
Smg, watch this:
>"I AM BUYING TQQQ"

[Anonymous No.51594272]

>>51593826
watch out for ton-ton

[Anonymous No.51594278]

>>51594249
>same guy was saying $200 price point 1 year ago today

[Anonymous No.51594279]

>>51594254
they definitely did a lil pump before yesterdays all time lows
this line sure is green innit

[Anonymous No.51594285]

>>51594247
https://youtu.be/Bo61vlZ3c9Q
Here's a good video for example

[Anonymous No.51594287]

>>51594249
>do you know how I gained this weight batman? *Licks lips*

[Anonymous No.51594289]

can we stop with these pointless mini bounces and just get the dump over with?

[Anonymous No.51594293]

>>51594241
You shorted with VIX under 30 haha

>inb4 no bro muh covid 10x
It's already obvious that this is a slow sell off short of russia starting nuclear war.

[Anonymous No.51594295]

>>51594259
Apples and sardines. Perfect light lunch.

[Anonymous No.51594296]

I hate that the random pumps tricked me out of my shorts.
I overestimated the market thinking they knew something I did not when it kept pumping on bad news.

[Anonymous No.51594297]

>>51594258
>generational opportunity
>11/12 months in 2020 were below today's prices

[Anonymous No.51594302]

WE'RE GOING UP FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND UNTIL OF TIME!

[Anonymous No.51594303]

>>51594199
>0.1% miss in core inflation
It was expected non core inflation was going to come down because oil dumped and even after that, core cpi missed. But most importantly, pce AND core pce both INCREASED and have yet to peak. And thats the feds preferred barometer. Thats why we’re shitting blood

[Anonymous No.51594304]

>>51594258
I don't expect people here to track earnings or guidance. Most megacorps have stable earnings now and good guidance. The only exceptions are stay-at-home stocks that were overpriced by people who thought we will stay in homes forever. Take care mate.

[Anonymous No.51594310]

>>51594259
Homemade pizza with olives, peperonis and mozarella.
Anything else i should put on there?

[Anonymous No.51594319]

[Anonymous No.51594321]

>>51594310
pineapple

[Anonymous No.51594323]

>>51594264

[Anonymous No.51594324]

MELTUP BROS

[Anonymous No.51594325]

>>51594296
i have to get over regretting how much money "i wouldve made" had i just done this or that, with this schitzophrenic and fraudulent market any day you close green is a victory

[Anonymous No.51594329]

>>51594310
>>51594321
and peppers

[Anonymous No.51594333]

any good tickers for war after tomorrows false flag?

[Anonymous No.51594335]

>>51593942
Sounds comfy, but no, you will not eat potatoes, nor will you work outside. You will live in a pod, eat bugs, and work in a wagie cage for 16hr a day, while your meds keep you calm and compliant.

[Anonymous No.51594346]

I tried to warn you bros The low interest rate free ride would only go for so long

[Anonymous No.51594348]

>>51594296
Same desu. NVDA was the easiest put money ever after the pre-earnings announcement but for some reason it kept endlessly going up until the actual earnings day

[Anonymous No.51594350]

DPZ
DOMINOS PIZZA
GO GO GO

[Anonymous No.51594352]

>>51594321

[Anonymous No.51594351]

>>51594324
thats it theres the top signal

[Anonymous No.51594355]

>>51594289
Line never goes straight down especially in the algos age. They’ll buy then sell off scalping all the way before blowing everyone’s asshole out when they give the final dump of the day

[Anonymous No.51594358]

Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.51594360]

>>51593785
WHY ARENT MY VIX CALLS PRINTING?

[Anonymous No.51594364]

>>51594296
We're going lower today.

[Anonymous No.51594363]

>>51594295
No crackers at least for the deenz? And you did get deenz in tomatoe sauce right?

[Anonymous No.51594366]

>>51594259
Mostly hate, rage, and hatred for women. Got another complaint at work about the crack whore female employee of mine. I'm already getting angrier by the minute. Im going to absolutely psychologically and emotionally abuse the fuck out of her tonight.

[Anonymous No.51594373]

I think I'll say I was up 6% today.
Just to lie and make you all feel bad.

[Anonymous No.51594374]

>>51594258
>>51594304
Earnings and guidance being positive is not enough to justify certain prices, they have to continually crush both so people have confidence in the future. People dont have confidence in the future. The fact that the earnings impacts of hikes and tightening hasnt been felt yet should be scaring, not reassuring you

[Anonymous No.51594378]

>>51594324
lol this guy is fucking retarded beyond comprehension. Has literally been calling for a meltup all year despite us having a brutal bear market in basically every asset class.

[Anonymous No.51594385]

did CNBC enjooyers notice the Irish catholic they had on this morning mention the jewish holidays as a reason for the sell off? the the the the she she she SHEMITAHH!

[Anonymous No.51594391]

>>51594358
I fucking sold GME to escape this but seems like there is no escape for me and my portfolio

[Anonymous No.51594394]

>>51594360
i literally warned you not to go into uvxy bro
i told you dog
better to do options on vix directly, uvxy is the most fraudulent vehicle in the entire market

[Anonymous No.51594397]

>>51594107
how much crack are you smoking man

[Anonymous No.51594398]

Reminder the pain isn't over. The 10 year still has a negative 4% yield.

This is only the beginning.

[Anonymous No.51594405]

>>51594366
Is she trying to me too you?

[Anonymous No.51594406]

>>51594360
Watch the greeks for weeks before buying retard

[Anonymous No.51594408]

Daily Reminder WEF predicted the asset bubble burst. They also predicted the 2008 asset price collapse.

[Anonymous No.51594411]

I'm still all cash
need to see way more pink wojaks before I buy

[Anonymous No.51594415]

>NOOO YOU HAVE TO LOSE YOUR JOBS NOW STOP WORKING NOOO
>WE HAVE TO STOP INFLATION WHY ARE YOU STILL WORKING JUST GO HOMELESS JUST GO STARVE OMFG

The absolute state of Modern "economics"

[Anonymous No.51594419]

>>51594360
Maybe something to do with the implied volatility?

[Anonymous No.51594427]

>>51594408
>predicted
They planned it.

[Anonymous No.51594430]

>>51594303
It's an 0.1% miss. Literally noise. The market is down like 15% in a month over NOISE. Again we should be at 5000 right now based on big tech earnings alone.

>>51594374
Apple and Amazon DID crush earnings. People are literally fudding themselves out of assets like AAPL that are less risky than "risk-free" assets like bonds with more upside. Buy the fucking dip in AAPL.

[Anonymous No.51594429]

>>51594324
>>51594351
Pottery

[Anonymous No.51594433]

>>51593838
Screenshot rule, always

[Anonymous No.51594436]

>>51594363
Crackers = goyfeed. I get wild sardines in water and sprinkle my own microplastic free sea salt.

[Anonymous No.51594440]

>>51594027
The more it tests support the weaker it gets. Don't get prematurely excited mumu.

[Anonymous No.51594444]

>>51594374
interest hikes will destroy small business leaving up a void that will be filled by corporations. I don't invest in smallcaps / companies with heavy debt for that reason. I know it can go badly too but hey, that's just how market works. Sometimes it's down, sometimes it's up. But for now I don't see a reason to panic sell given the circumstances.

[Anonymous No.51594452]

>>51594408
>predicted
That's a funny way of saying planned

[Anonymous No.51594461]

CDSs in the UK...
Bros. What has Soros engineered for the UKucks this time?
How are thy gonna survive?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51594462]

You remember when the Bogs died at the generational top, and we sold off for 40 years strait?

[Anonymous No.51594465]

WW3 Stocks to buy during this next crash. Welcome to the War ECONOMY YOU BIATCH!

Please Clap.

[Anonymous No.51594467]

>>51594436
>no goycrackers
>no tomatoe sauce
Ngmi deenz bro

[Anonymous No.51594473]

>>51593963
>>51594076
>>51594078
Call and ask about their loans and eligibility

https://dailycaller.com/2022/09/01/bank-of-america-program-black-hispanic-communities/


https://newsroom.bankofamerica.com/content/newsroom/press-releases/2022/08/bank-of-america-introduces-community-affordable-loan-solution--t.html

[Anonymous No.51594477]

>>51593785
jesus the perfect body

[Anonymous No.51594478]

>>51594405
Kek no, we don't have an HR department that shit doesn't work on us. She's just not doing her job, so I'm going to cut her hours.

[Anonymous No.51594483]

I'm fucking pumping this market with no survivors bud light style

[Anonymous No.51594486]

>>51594462
The Bogs and Hank the Tank were foreshadowing what was coming

[Anonymous No.51594490]

>>51594430
Its not noise you fucking moron, its worse than an already bad expectation
They didnt crush earnings, they beat earnings expectations. Thats not enough to justify their prices in the current environment when bonds are so fucking cheap. Im sorry that you dont understand what a stock is

[Anonymous No.51594492]

>>51594465
>3x
Don't fucking do it. Don't SOXL yourself.

[Anonymous No.51594498]

>>51594461
Yikes - as a bong, I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.51594502]

>>51594467
i prefer the mustard soaked deens myself

[Anonymous No.51594503]

>>51594486

[Anonymous No.51594508]

>>51594408
>Global Risks
Biden told me the greatest threat to civilization is nazi larpers and I don't see white supremacy anywhere on this list you bigot

[Anonymous No.51594512]

Be innovative /smg/

[Anonymous No.51594516]

>>51594258
>same price as 2 years ago
>"generational dip"

[Anonymous No.51594525]

>>51594461
imagine being prince i mean king charles and finally getting the throne just in time for the end of the world
kek, baggie

[Anonymous No.51594526]

>>51594503
Can someone make one of these with anime girl?

[Anonymous No.51594527]

>>51594477
>perfect body
>short stubby legs
nah

[Anonymous No.51594530]

>>51594512
whats she up to nowadays

[Anonymous No.51594531]

>>51594467
Tomato paste = seed oils and high fructose corn syrup. Peak goyslop.

[Anonymous No.51594542]

So what? A perfect bounce off the 52 week S&P low and that's it? Fuck just pull a Volcker and jack rates up Powell you snake

[Anonymous No.51594543]

>>51594107
>>51594199

[Anonymous No.51594546]

>>51594503
Qrd on why the Bogs are so influential?

[Anonymous No.51594548]

>>51594462
Economy theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGy9uomagO4

[Anonymous No.51594550]

>>51594508
It's on there. Listed as Social Cohesion Erosion.

Digital In quality means crypto will make another RUN.

[Anonymous No.51594561]

the most violent 4 point up/down swing on spy in a day followed by absolutely no movement

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51594563]

>>51594530
she's probably staying innovative and revising her TSLA price target to 20 million.

[Anonymous No.51594580]

>So even when the market as a whole and the investors you represent all lose money, you still get bailed out by the government? That is fucking crazy.
>No, it's not. It's fucking awesome.

[Anonymous No.51594595]

>>51594531
Unless you are growing all of your produce organically at home and raising all of your livestock's at home free of any antibiotics or hormones. Every single piece of food you touch period is goyslop. Your argument is a trash argument that all of /ck/ autistically spams.

[Anonymous No.51594597]

>>51594408
>2022
>still going on about a "vaccine" for a strain that doesn't exist anymore
why does the world have to be so anti-science?

[Anonymous No.51594598]

Stand the fuck back, I'm pumping this.

[Anonymous No.51594602]

fuck the stock market and fuck smg. I quit.

[Anonymous No.51594610]

and this is the part of the show where we crab

[Anonymous No.51594612]

>>51594531
DELETE THIS!

[Anonymous No.51594613]

>>51594490
>bonds are cheap
lol enjoy locking in 3-4% a year and missing Apple shooting up 30% in a month when the Fed pivots later this year, but muh risk free assets.

>Thats not enough to justify their prices in the current environment when bonds are so fucking cheap
The price should be higher, the market isn't pricing in the pivot yet because of muh rhetoric about higher for longer rates. In a year this will all blow over and Apple will be at $200. Markets are irrationally not looking far enough forward and ignoring the risk of missing out on a face-melter - risk is almost always to the upside in the market especially this late in a tightening cycle.

[Anonymous No.51594618]

>>51594602
literally me

[Anonymous No.51594626]

>>51594530
Cathie Wood: "Just fuck my shit up senpai"

[Anonymous No.51594631]

>>51594598
Whose the voicemail from?

[Anonymous No.51594632]

>>51594498
How can I price in a Leicester etho-religious conflict?

[Anonymous No.51594637]

>>51594546
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

[Anonymous No.51594642]

>>51594602
>fuck the stock market and fuck smg. I quit.
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUenEMwsdQ

[Anonymous No.51594643]

>VIX under 30
shows over bros, bull market is BACK!

[Anonymous No.51594652]

>>51594542
schemitah hasn't ended yet and we still got the rest of the year at the very least

[Anonymous No.51594654]

>>51594563
>revising her TSLA price target to 20 million.
kek, last time I checked she was liquidating her TSLA to fund the losers

[Anonymous No.51594653]

>>51594530
The adrenochrome reserves are getting cut off.

[Anonymous No.51594657]

>>51594613
>later this year

[Anonymous No.51594666]

>>51593963
This. There are so many real estate niggers right now in STRs and SFR generally. There is no more delusional crowd than the real estate hucksters on twitter and tiktok. They've all bought into the "buy real estate, retire early, and have some poor wagie pay off your mortgage" meme. It has been so pervasive that I'd imagine the bubble is going to burst.

[Anonymous No.51594668]

>>51594597
the bivalent clot shots are supposedly for the newest strains

[Anonymous No.51594669]

>>51594550
not good enough. consider yourself canceled buddy

[Anonymous No.51594671]

>>51594613
>fed pivoting
Kek no

[Anonymous No.51594674]

>>51593785
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.51594676]

There is no risk of a US sovereign debt crisis (transitory (good thing))

[Anonymous No.51594684]

>>51594631
Probably Ms. Marge N. Call

[Anonymous No.51594685]

>>51594613
>implying you can't sell bonds
>implying bond prices would stay stagnant in a pivot

[Anonymous No.51594688]

>>51594666
>so pervasive that I'd imagine the bubble is going to burst.
Sell signal

[Anonymous No.51594689]

>>51594613
Youre a good guy anon, ill be showing you off for a while. We need guys like you to hold on to make this as long and bloody as possible

[Anonymous No.51594690]

>>51594668
>the newest 9 month old strain
8 mice

[Anonymous No.51594692]

>>51594613
>lol enjoy locking in 3-4% a year and missing Apple shooting up 30% in a month when the Fed pivots later this year, but muh risk free assets.

[Anonymous No.51594698]

>>51594668
i thought they were covid and flu double doggers

[Anonymous No.51594711]

>>51594580
Love how they casted a jew as the good guy role in this movie about the 2008 economic crash

[Anonymous No.51594715]

>>51594530
She should start an inverse ARK ETF, it would be hugely successful

[Anonymous No.51594717]

>>51594671
>I wish there was a painless way to do that. There isn't.

[Anonymous No.51594722]

Jerome Powell literally told us retards straight to the face that he is going to crash the markets to stop hyperinflation. 15% crash when treasury rates went from 3 to 4%. Whhat do you think is needed when inflation is at 9%? Likely 7%+. Markets are fucked, yall. It doesn't open that congress just passed 1% stock buyback tax and keeps spending more than ever.

[Anonymous No.51594724]

Lol. They didn't sell ATM straddles on SAVA.

[Anonymous No.51594726]

>>51594671
Did he really say all that

[Anonymous No.51594734]

>>51594689
>that post
i'm not a timing the market guy but imagine being this delusional about incoming rates when inflation was this high

[Anonymous No.51594733]

what's this silly mid day attempt at a pump?

[Anonymous No.51594735]

>>51594631
It's over for me

[Anonymous No.51594742]

>>51594671
>>51594657
Remember in 2018 the Fed was going to hike and tighten on autopilot and then cut 3 times? I remember.

>>51594689
See you at ATH by EoY.

[Anonymous No.51594744]

>>51594717
>there isn't
Kek someone needs to shop red eyes into this picture of jpow with that saying

[Anonymous No.51594747]

>>51594711
There were like 4 negro girls in executive roles too.

[Anonymous No.51594748]

>>51594715
SARK. FUCK CATHIE WOODS THAT BIACHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51594750]

>>51594715
sark
look it up

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.51594751]

just closed out yet another short strangle on AAPL
feeling good frens

[Anonymous No.51594774]

lotta tard strength in this reversal
how long can they print/buyback/stealthQE today?
last hour doomp?
retrench to 0?
tune in to find out

[Anonymous No.51594775]

>>51594748
oh fuck I just remembered didn't she just buy a shitload of stuff

[Anonymous No.51594781]

>>51594408
>>51594508
The funny thing is the recursive definition of "climate action failure". Two years ago the sec was pushing to regulate companies on climate risk. Except, thats not a thing. The IPCC predicts 3% GDP loss in total over 100 years, basically nothing.

When directly asked, sec officials acknowledged that climate change is not a risk to the financial system directly. Instead, they are concerned about catastrophic regulatory consequences. For example, if the sec were to ban oil companies from getting loans, that might cause problems and so its a risk to the financial system. So to prevent climate risk caused by disastrous regulation, the sec must regulate companies over their climate risk.

That was argued with a straight face until the underestimated pandemic risk wiped out the sec's political capital.

[Anonymous No.51594788]

>>51594595
I eat meat from a regenerative farm in Georgia. The cattle live like wild bovines on regenerated pasture. It's as close to eating a wild buffalo from 10,000 BC as you can get in 2022.
https://youtu.be/XXHaptdfq90

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51594796]

>>51594748
>>51594750
lmao

[Anonymous No.51594801]

>>51594350
yeah i was laughing at it. opened great too

[Anonymous No.51594811]

>>51594781
climate change is a fucking cult

[Anonymous No.51594833]

Once again Canadian Lumber proven to be great investment. I love those bastards, stable as fuck for over a decade.

[Anonymous No.51594840]

If spy retests 365 i’m selling and not looking back

[Anonymous No.51594843]

>>51594811
and like every cult, the chain of failed predictions only makes them more zealous

[Anonymous No.51594848]

What do I short? Russell 2000?

[Anonymous No.51594856]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.51594871]

>>51593875
Hello, I'd like the returns of XLU but with waaaay more excitement this year.

Yes, I'll baghold.

[Anonymous No.51594875]

>>51594796
It's going to 100 eoy

[Anonymous No.51594880]

>>51594856
no real movement for almost an hour but a nice ascending wedge forming if you believe in such things

[Anonymous No.51594903]

>>51593785
Post link to Powell speaking pls

[Anonymous No.51594909]

>>51594880
>nice ascending wedge forming
and there it goes

[Anonymous No.51594912]

oil sisters....

[Anonymous No.51594918]

bought more out of money SOXL contracts

[Anonymous No.51594932]

>>51594722
and the 15% minimum corporate tax. NVDA hasn't been paying any taxes.

and since the CPI numbers are rigged downwards its easy to forget that it's not only 8.6% It was closer to 13% and that's why a pity 1% hike did nothing

[Anonymous No.51594935]

>etherum and bitcoin dumping harder than the market
explain to me the point of crypto again

[Anonymous No.51594942]

I told you about the double bottom

[Anonymous No.51594943]

tin chads we fucking won

[Anonymous No.51594966]

>>51594935
gamble with leverage

[Anonymous No.51594986]

>>51594912
I bought in summer 2020, with these 9% dividends I really don't give a hoot about the price on any given day

[Anonymous No.51594987]

>>51594935
scam retards

[Anonymous No.51595001]

>>51594935
When it hit mainstream the average investor became an idiot that treats it as a stock. Gold is also dumping lmao

[Anonymous No.51595007]

>>51594880
golden bull run bro. melt up. ids habbening.

[Anonymous No.51595013]

>>51594935
It's there to scam people who are hooked by tech words without understanding how any of this works.

[Anonymous No.51595015]

>>51594840
How you holding up?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51595017]

>>51594935
purchase drugs on the internet anonymously

[Anonymous No.51595018]

>>51595001
>>51594987
>>51594966
I love how Ethereum's merge achieved nothing but make miners pump another stock

[Anonymous No.51595020]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.51595022]

>eee bought the bull trap?
>dump eet

[Anonymous No.51595030]

>>51594935
Interestingly, with BTC mimicking gold (PoW = energy mints new coins), ETH is more mimicking a currency (PoS = depositors get more coins).

Meanwhile only XMR is an actual cryptocurrency.

[Anonymous No.51595040]

>>51594935
Greater fool theory. A ponzi, basically.

[Anonymous No.51595045]

>be me, shoe shiner, 1929
>daily customer comes over
>some bigtime stock investor
>I know him well, we chat a lot, apparently he's worth millions
>I've got some savings, I wonder if he can help me make money for my family in the market
>ask
>"What do you think about US Steel? My cousin works there and said its a pretty great company."
>The man suddenly stands up mid shine and looks at me like he's just seen a ghots
>"W-what d-did you just say?" he stutters
>"US Steel, should I inv-"
>"NO YOU SHINE SHOES" he screams in my face
>"What? I mean I do but-"
>"YOU CAN'T MAKE MONEY IN THE MARKET"
>The man then sprints away, and I mean he hauls absolute ass
>he shouts at the other people to "get away from the shoe shiner" and "to sell everything before that idiot crashes the market"
>I've been shining this guy's shoes for 5 years, what an asshole. Oh well, I guess I should just not invest
>few weeks later the stock market crashes. People are suicidal and have lost everything
>I still have a nice pile of money that I never invested
>Everything is super cheap
>go buy US Steel
>twenty years later my investment is worth a fortune
>I still have no idea what that guy was talking about, but I guess it worked out

[Anonymous No.51595050]

>>51595030
t. crypto kike

[Anonymous No.51595063]

>hmmhehehehehuhuuhuhahaha

[Anonymous No.51595065]

>>51595053
>>51595053

NEW

[Anonymous No.51595074]

halp

[Anonymous No.51595078]

>>51595050
Hey man, it's just another asset class or stock exchange. No need to get bent out of shape.

[Anonymous No.51595084]

are oil companies safe short for today?

[Anonymous No.51595091]

>>51595030
They're both derivatives of the NASDAQ, correlation is around 0.96. Generational bottom on BTC/ETH was back in June - it won't go below 17.6k ever again, ETH will never go below 1000 ever again.

[Anonymous No.51595107]

>>51594935
So the glowies could move money around globally, easily, and secretly

[Anonymous No.51595265]

>>51595091
Sure, but that's like saying AAPL and ARKKshit are identical because their prices are highly correlated. You miss the fun and interesting details by lumping them together.

[Anonymous No.51595425]

>>51594385
>did CNBC enjooyers notice the Irish catholic they had on this morning mention the jewish holidays as a reason for the sell off? the the the the she she she SHEMITAHH!

Link?

[Anonymous No.51595608]

>>51595091
Btc under 10k soon

[Anonymous No.51595749]

>>51593346
how is that bad? as soon as china kills its zero covid policy shit should explode

[Anonymous No.51595790]

>>51594234
hey there king

[Anonymous No.51595797]

>>51594391
your a baggie and a paper handed bitch.

[Anonymous No.51595873]

>>51595797
calm down I'm gonna rebuy when it's at 15

[Anonymous No.51596459]

>>51594408
I fucking hate whoever told these globalist faggots that using pastel colors in charts made people accept bad outcomes better.

[Anonymous No.51596865]

>>51594595
>He's never heard of organic produce and meat
Goyslop enabler pls go