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When is the EOY announcement and where is Sergey?

>> No.5159319
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>tfw waiting for Sergey and the EOY announcement

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>>5159300
yeah, yeah, just continue being rude, and he'll eat ALL your linkies. AND YOU HAVE TO WATCH!

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>>5159300
>december 31, 23:57
>sergey is typing
>"happy new year, guys, we're still interviewing some people to port the project to GO, see you all next year!"
>price dumps to 20 sats in about 10 minutes

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>>5159616
maybe

>> No.5159680

Sergey's decomposing body is floating in a river somewhere. He's been dead for a while now.
That's the announcement.

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>>5159680
>December announcement
>Sergey is fucking dead
>But LINK is too important to fail.
>The call is made, and Vitalik is told he'll be handling the Oracles now.
>LINK moons to $100
Screencap this.

>> No.5159965

>>5159926
>Vitalik creates more pedo tweets
>LINK moons to $1000

>> No.5159994

>>5159676

plushtard's German engineering in action

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>>5159926
>>5159965
>vitalik goes on to finally finance and produce the long awaited unteralterbach 2
>it's a world wide success

>> No.5160077

>>5160049
Kek

>> No.5160083

Chainstinks baited again. Its over this time

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>>5159926

>Sergey is fucking dead

gets revived via bogdabots. Chainlink becomes co-official currency in Bogdangrad along with bogcoin

>> No.5160136

>>5159616

if that motherfucker waits til december 31 fuck

an insider said they were going to post a blog post on December 21st that would be significant but the big news would be in march. they seemed credible.

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>>5160136
>believing "insiders"

>> No.5160465

>>5160269

we've had dozens of insiders; at this point it seems like rory, steve, thomas, and sergey are leaking, plus assblaster and the riddler. Only one of them has to be real and this thing is going to the moon.

>> No.5161178

>>5160465
SINGAPORE: Bonds payments system on Hyperledger with MAS.

>> No.5161531

http://www.mas.gov.sg/~/media/ProjectUbin/Project%20Ubin%20Phase%202%20Reimagining%20RTGS.pdf

https://github.com/Azure/azure-blockchain-projects/blob/master/bletchley/bletchley-whitepaper.md

- Riddle Anon