/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51592781]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>51591474

[Anonymous No.51592795]

[Anonymous No.51592805]

LEAVE MY PORTFOLIO ALONE

[Anonymous No.51592804]

it just keeps dropping

[Anonymous No.51592809]

If soxl doesn't go back to 15 within 3 months I'm roping

[Anonymous No.51592813]

I warned you.

[Anonymous No.51592818]

>see ya at 2 mumu

[Anonymous No.51592822]

/KOC/ GANG RISE UP
ONE MORE SHEMITAH DUMP BEFORE THE BIG SLURP

[Anonymous No.51592823]

I sold my DWAC puts just now, come on baggies, pump it now
yolandi trusts in you or something
go go apes, get it back to $25

[Anonymous No.51592826]

lmao it's just said at this point. i have literally been warning you for months.

[Anonymous No.51592828]

please crab

[Anonymous No.51592831]

>>51592804
>>51592805

>>51592806

[Anonymous No.51592834]

Sisters...

[Anonymous No.51592835]

only 2 of my stocks are green

[Anonymous No.51592836]

>>51592795
It doesn’t matter who you vote for, you’re going to get poorer

[Anonymous No.51592837]

>>51592795

[Anonymous No.51592844]

SPY was literally $412 just last monday what the fuck now its down nearly $50

[Anonymous No.51592845]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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[Anonymous No.51592851]

Apple buyers have zero fear. Actually put them into the same box as gme or btc people with how they buy

[Anonymous No.51592852]

>>51592809
you're retarded just buy it now
you're looking at 52 week high that was based off of 2020 printing spree and thinking thats a normal level

[Anonymous No.51592859]

post screenshots

[Anonymous No.51592863]

INTC can't possibly go any lower, right? RIGHT?

[Anonymous No.51592865]

I am beheemed.

[Anonymous No.51592873]

>>51592795
I am very curious to see if people are willing to vote for trannies and abortions over their own economic wellbeing this year.

[Anonymous No.51592874]

Since im getting cocky, buy calls and prepare for reversal
No i will not be closing these

[Anonymous No.51592881]

>>51592835
3 for me
SQQQ
SRS
MRO(only because I got in at 11.00)

[Anonymous No.51592884]

>>51592826
so how much did you make?
i predicted it too but keep getting shook out by the fake and guy pumps along the way

[Anonymous No.51592885]

>NOW - Man sets himself on fire just before Roger Federer is due to play his last ever tennis match.
>The man was protesting the use of private jets in the UK.
What will this do to the market?
https://nitter.net/disclosetv/status/15733358051

[Anonymous No.51592888]

>>51592851
Or tesla. I'm surprised TSLA isn't mooning rn

[Anonymous No.51592891]

>go into weekend with looming death above
fuck me...

[Anonymous No.51592898]

It's ok I guess I'll just wageslave for the next 50 years.

[Anonymous No.51592901]

DO NOT REDEEM MY BASTARD! I SEX YOUR MOTHER!

[Anonymous No.51592903]

>>51592837

[Anonymous No.51592905]

>>51592874
fool, why did you post that?

[Anonymous No.51592913]

SQQQ bros we gonna make it with our 1-2% per day gain!!! Is this what it feels it to be a BULL???

OMG!!!!!! Now I know what it feels like to be a BULL

[Anonymous No.51592916]

Does anyone else just autistically watch every little movement of the Dow for hours with hyperfocused fascination? Who wants to do it with me? This is the funnest ticker:
https://markets.businessinsider.com/index/dow_jones

[Anonymous No.51592917]

>>51592903
KEK

[Anonymous No.51592920]

man this september shemitah stuff turned out to be right on the dot holy shit

[Anonymous No.51592922]

Yikes...

[Anonymous No.51592926]

>>51592844
Don't worry, it's just transitory, chud. Most important thing is we are focusing on equity. We will everyone equally poor, miserable, and financially enslaved. Don't you care about equality for all, chud?

[Anonymous No.51592931]

>>51592903
One ticker is doing great though...

[Anonymous No.51592937]

>>51592916
Me after takinf 60 mg ir adderall

[Anonymous No.51592938]

SOXL is crabbing cmon go above 10 and stay there.

[Anonymous No.51592951]

>>51592922
what chart is this?

[Anonymous No.51592952]

>>51592920
>right on the dot
>not "right on the nose"
YOU HAD ONE JOB, GOY.

[Anonymous No.51592955]

>>51592931
Gotta give them another 100 billion because why not.

[Anonymous No.51592967]

>>51592916
for me its the nasdaq. i should follow snp, russell and dow too.

[Anonymous No.51592969]

>>51592951
It's my chart from Excel

[Anonymous No.51592974]

>>51592920

[Anonymous No.51592978]

>>51592795
you realize that is just inflation right? if everyone is rich due to stocks pumping then no one is rich lmao. you think the stock market continuing the zero interest rate policy fake inflation pump is a good idea ??

[Anonymous No.51592981]

Anons actually believe the end of shemitah the pain will end

[Anonymous No.51592998]

At least I know now that Shemitah seasons should not be ignored.

[Anonymous No.51593004]

[Anonymous No.51593005]

>>51592920
Local jew crew LITERALLY told you it would happen. We have ourselves to blame for this financial pain.

[Anonymous No.51593007]

>DWAC

[Anonymous No.51593012]

>>51592873
who’s economic well-being is an 10x overinflated housing and stock market?!

[Anonymous No.51593017]

>>51592998
same
a painful lesson was learned, but now I know

[Anonymous No.51593019]

>>51592781
isnt mumu supposed to be a bull? why does he have udders?

[Anonymous No.51593024]

>>51592998
Just imagine the 2029 Great Depression centennial doompening.

[Anonymous No.51593025]

>>51592981
Thats when the pain gets worse and drops either further.

[Anonymous No.51593026]

>September 23
>The clock strikes midnight in Israel at market close

[Anonymous No.51593032]

>>51593007
ummmm....sweaty.....it's actually spelled DW-ACK

[Anonymous No.51593034]

>>51592955
In the future you will always hear about a number of "succesful rich ukrainian businessmen" who pocketed all of this money without any of it going to the where it was intended

[Anonymous No.51593036]

>>51593019
He's trans

[Anonymous No.51593040]

>>51592920
>He doubted

[Anonymous No.51593047]

>>51593024
>Centennial Great Depression
Kino

[Anonymous No.51593053]

>>51593019
Beartards are city slickers.

[Anonymous No.51593054]

STOP FUCKING SELLING!!!

[Anonymous No.51593058]

>Jerome mentioned a housing reset today
boi do it

[Anonymous No.51593061]

>Powell: "Instead of raising rates by 75 basis points again today, we've decided to kill the poorest 75 basis points of Americans."

[Anonymous No.51593062]

>>51593019
he's a tranny

[Anonymous No.51593063]

>>51593034
the news before the invasion

[Anonymous No.51593064]

KEK BOOMERS
KEK GEN X FAGGOTS
KEK 401K BAGGIES
KEK ROTH BAGGIES
KEEP SLAVING BITCHES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

[Anonymous No.51593065]

>>51592937
My hyperfocus is just pure natty autism.

[Anonymous No.51593066]

Bondbros.... hold me
It was supposed to be the safe option bros...

[Anonymous No.51593067]

VIX 30 waiting room here, report in /biz/

[Anonymous No.51593071]

what the fuck is NNDM?

[Anonymous No.51593072]

>>51592981
i honestly don't understand how everybody here hasn't embraced boboism when we're very clearly going to keep dumping until inflation is "over"

[Anonymous No.51593081]

>>51593064
WHY did investors give up.

[Anonymous No.51593085]

>>51593034
Definitely, it happens in every war but I don't think its ever been this bad.....fucking thanks biden

[Anonymous No.51593092]

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[Anonymous No.51593094]

>>51592981
Markets have bottomed 1 year after Shemitah historically. So Sept 2023. Also Elul 29th is THE DAY and that falls on this Sunday. Its going to be ugly until October ends. Bounce and then markets gonna spend the next 10 months eating shit. I hope this helps someone

[Anonymous No.51593098]

>>51593064
>YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE
A girlfriend and riches beyond comprehension?

[Anonymous No.51593099]

Ummm bull bros....

[Anonymous No.51593101]

vix doing a stinky

[Anonymous No.51593103]

>>51593071
Kikes that have cash on hand twice their mkt cap and earn fuck all.
Imagine the yearly bonuses they give themselves

[Anonymous No.51593107]

does that one anon have the link where the guy explained the date of rapture and the end of shemitah?

[Anonymous No.51593106]

>>51592795
Democrats are the best time to buy. Republicans are the best time to sell. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.51593111]

>>51593024
you guys are starting to make me come to some realizations

[Anonymous No.51593112]

WE DID IT REDDIT WE SOLD LE MARKET

[Anonymous No.51593116]

>>51593034
>succesful rich ukrainian businessmen

[Anonymous No.51593121]

I just closed an SPXS position for a +32% gain. Literally don't even remember opening, forgot about it totally and let it run for several days and only stumbled across it again today when I went into my account to check my cash balance. Making money is so easy. Lmao

[Anonymous No.51593133]

so according to my smmggers poll::

half of smiggers were positioned correctly today so far on the bobo side. few long divie booomers that are playing the long long long hand.


the other half was not so lucky and 1/3th of the unlucky ones got absolutely rekt if they werent memeing vote.

thanks for taking a part on the smgers statistical survey.

[Anonymous No.51593134]

>>51593112

[Anonymous No.51593137]

>>51593066
bonds are only diversification for stocks when inflation is low retard

[Anonymous No.51593138]

>>51593111
>Pattern recognition
Also, something something, not expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

[Anonymous No.51593151]

[Anonymous No.51593156]

[Anonymous No.51593157]

>tfw you get to slurp RIO at 5 year lows and 4.7 p/e with a 13% dividend

[Anonymous No.51593169]

So when is SOXL going to liquidate?

[Anonymous No.51593177]

>>51593103
red pill bro, how they got their cash and is this a good buy?

[Anonymous No.51593182]

it's not a good day

[Anonymous No.51593205]

Really, though, I'm getting absolutely assblasted.

[Anonymous No.51593208]

>>51592781
WHATS GOING ON? WHY IS VIX WAKING UP?

[Anonymous No.51593209]

>>51593177
>posting....her
absolutely no taste. trash. swine, even.

[Anonymous No.51593210]

>>51593157
based

[Anonymous No.51593219]

>>51593169
Just do a reverse 10/1 stock split bro, no problem

[Anonymous No.51593220]

>>51593182
>lean Hog down
>HOG down
can this get any worse?

[Anonymous No.51593224]

>>51593138
Man why didn't they hike in q4 2021 or stop QE? Fed is so silly

[Anonymous No.51593228]

>smg 100% bearish posting doomporn with their $400 puts after the SPY ALREADY dropped 12% in two weeks

yeah i think im gonna buy here, chief

[Anonymous No.51593232]

>massive hurricane about to slam into gulf

Bullish for USO?

[Anonymous No.51593239]

>>51593177
They diluted which was unironically good call when they still had crazy valuation at the peak of SPAC mania.
Same story as AQB but the fishies did not dilute heavy enough.
If they invest and do acquisitions its a good buy but last time I checked they were sitting on the pile of cash.

[Anonymous No.51593240]

>>51593067
>VIX 30 waiting room here, report in /biz/

Why what is going on? I'm in class

[Anonymous No.51593244]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51593248]

DIAMOND HANDS APES!! MOON PLATOON NEVER SELLS!!! HODL!

[Anonymous No.51593251]

>>51593224
Really compels one to contemplate.

[Anonymous No.51593256]

>>51593228
we are about to break june lows anon

[Anonymous No.51593261]

>>51593240
Nothing, just the global financial system crashing

[Anonymous No.51593267]

Dollarsisters we bussin?

[Anonymous No.51593273]

>>51593228
do it. SPY is hitting 355 today. 6% down.

[Anonymous No.51593274]

>>51593232
There is nothing bullish for oil. Biden said oil needs to go to zero and snapped his fingers, so it's happening.

[Anonymous No.51593275]

Welp. Time for lunch, guys.

[Anonymous No.51593281]

>>51593228
It is unwise to stand against us mumu...

[Anonymous No.51593282]

>>51592920
C'mon man it wasn't even schizo astrology, it was simple facts.
The 2015 thing is probably cope but the other catastrophes are not controversial. Besides that, it's the traditional dumping month in a terrible year and the tribe that owns most of the equities are going on a septennial holiday.
Frankly I'm afraid we might get a big pump if they're heavily shorted and decide to close their positions.

[Anonymous No.51593287]

>>51593232
>he believes hurricanes are real
ngmi

[Anonymous No.51593296]

there are people ITT that voted for this.

[Anonymous No.51593298]

MIDDAY MARGIN CALLS INCOMING

[Anonymous No.51593302]

This isn't the bottom.
Spooky season is next month.

[Anonymous No.51593311]

>>51593228
>buying before the june low stop loss trigger
It's like you hate money

[Anonymous No.51593315]

>>51593296
Unfortunately we have to live in a country with those fucking retards

[Anonymous No.51593317]

i want to capitulate, im beginning to crACK

[Anonymous No.51593321]

HOOLY SHITTT

[Anonymous No.51593324]

>>51593228
New lows are bearish just like new highs are bullish. Just look at dxy and the ten year yield

[Anonymous No.51593327]

>>51593296
>Voting

[Anonymous No.51593334]

holy fuck what the fuck

[Anonymous No.51593335]

>>51593228
You realize SPY is unironically going sub $200 right?

[Anonymous No.51593339]

>>51593177
Unironically looking forward to the dlc

[Anonymous No.51593338]

>>51593317
Do the needful

[Anonymous No.51593346]

>>51593157
>50% of revenue from iron ore
>50% of revenue from china

[Anonymous No.51593350]

>>51593275
what the fuck
how can you afford that?
rich man over here with bread..

[Anonymous No.51593352]

>>51593321
bros this is it, this is the big day
circuit breakers fucking WHEN?

[Anonymous No.51593354]

>>51593327
It doesnt matter if you think that voting is a meme or not. There are people who literally went and checked Jim Brandon. And we have to occupy the same oxygen with them.

[Anonymous No.51593355]

>thinking you could fight the macro reality forever

[Anonymous No.51593356]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.51593357]

Holy shit lmao.

[Anonymous No.51593358]

VIX just cracked 30
>VIX just cracked 30
VIX just cracked 30
>VIX just cracked 30
VIX just cracked 30
>VIX just cracked 30

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51593362]

Happy Aryan Autumn to all the bears making money today. I only need another 5% to dig out of the hole those 80 call options put me in this morning.

[Anonymous No.51593374]

ENOUGH!!!

[Anonymous No.51593382]

>>51593296
This is MAGA country

[Anonymous No.51593383]

>>51593358
there is like ZERO upward pressure right now

[Anonymous No.51593387]

>>51593239
so they were part of the spac money launder?
fucking jews

[Anonymous No.51593390]

>>51592952
Why do I get the feeling that that cat wants to keep our borders open and offer me a high-interest loan?

[Anonymous No.51593393]

>>51593256
I thought it was illegal to go below mid June 2022 levels wtf

[Anonymous No.51593392]

>>51593354
Don't blame me; I voted for Kanye.

[Anonymous No.51593396]

A LITTLE MORE AND WE ARE AT THE JUNE LOWS

[Anonymous No.51593398]

>SPY just keeps going down
holy shit it's unironically fucking OVER

[Anonymous No.51593404]

>The Dow is now back to pre-pandemic values
BUDDY

[Anonymous No.51593406]

>>51593357
At least I'm up on SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.51593405]

APOLOGIZE.

[Anonymous No.51593416]

if we follow yesterday we should stay ranging at daily bottom soon .20ish % but if we dont. steps will keep going down...

[Anonymous No.51593418]

>>51593382
Uh no sweety, we arent jewish stooges here

[Anonymous No.51593417]

Double Bottom incoming. Remove pants

[Anonymous No.51593420]

Never in history have treasuries gone down harder and faster than stocks, but it's happening right now.

[Anonymous No.51593425]

the most piddling resistance AT 365 HOLY SHIT THERES NO RESISTANCE THERES NO BREAKS ON THIS TRAIN

[Anonymous No.51593429]

UNGAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51593430]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I
recommended for (You)

[Anonymous No.51593431]

DOWN WE GO BOYS

[Anonymous No.51593432]

it's over

[Anonymous No.51593434]

Good luck to all soxl and ark bros finding lunch

[Anonymous No.51593436]

I want to sell SRS since my average is so high (18.12)
but with the way things are going it could go even higher

[Anonymous No.51593441]

3666 is the bottom. It just has to be. ffs

[Anonymous No.51593445]

>>51593420
WELCOME TO JIM BRANDONS AMERIKKA WHERE EVERYTHING GOES TO O EXCEPT WHATEVER HIS PARTY CAN STEAL FROM THE TREASURY

[Anonymous No.51593447]

>>51593425
355 or worse by the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.51593449]

>>51593418
>jewish stooges
Sorry isnt like every one of bidens administration a jew?

[Anonymous No.51593450]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51593451]

>>51593430
ALRIGHT WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET

[Anonymous No.51593454]

OMG ITS A STOCK MARKET CRASH AHHHHH BUY GOLD AND RICE AND BEANS HURRY UP AND GO PULL ALL OF YOUR MONEY OUT OF THE BANK

[Anonymous No.51593455]

It just keeps happening.

[Anonymous No.51593456]

WHY THE FUCK DO I ALWAYS LOSE
MY WHOLE LIFE IS JUST GETTING SHIT ON
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MY TURN

[Anonymous No.51593457]

>YANG mooning
>literally nobody buying options
I better not get trapped

[Anonymous No.51593461]

>spy below 365
BREAKERS INCOMING

[Anonymous No.51593460]

>>51593387
I dont remember them being a SPAC but it was right around the SPAC and Cathy mania.
Might throw some shekels for a trade when the market bounces.

[Anonymous No.51593465]

>>51593441
2666, maybe

[Anonymous No.51593468]

So....Soo....Close

[Anonymous No.51593470]

Reminder: If we do not rally before ~2:00pm EST barring surprising dovish talk from Powell we will flush down into close due to the leveraged ETF rebalancing effect
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-14/leveraged-etfs-added-to-stock-chaos-with-15-5-billion-selling?sref=frV97TwV
https://archive .ph/L37WK
>In Tuesday’s tumultuous trading session was a pattern market watchers have seen time and again this year: A bad day for stocks gets worse, right around the close. Suspicion is growing that a breed of complex but increasingly popular ETF may be helping fuel the trend.
>“It’s absolutely real,” said Charlie McElligott, a cross-asset strategist at Nomura, referring to the ability of leveraged ETFs to spur broader moves across the equity ecosystem thanks to their rebalancing moves. He puts the boom in such products down to retail investors looking for big wins.
“Day traders remain drunk on high intraday vol and continue to actively seek-out large price swings,” he said by email.
>they’re big enough to create “a limit down day” if they suffer outflows and rebalancing that accelerates broader selling.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51593472]

Well $365 just broke, ain't that some shit.

[Anonymous No.51593473]

So when is the Santa rally? Im still waiting

[Anonymous No.51593474]

>>51593354
I simply vote for acceleration and always will

[Anonymous No.51593478]

>>51593405
fuck off i am timing to buy the dip before the day is over 75 points is vanilla shit as fuck, papa powell looking for us

[Anonymous No.51593480]

>>51593061
Fucking kek. Thanks anon, I needed that laugh after looking at my portfolio today.

[Anonymous No.51593482]

>>51593432
the absolute state

[Anonymous No.51593485]

We're doing another 1000pt dump on the DOW today. buckle up buckaroos.

[Anonymous No.51593488]

>>51593420
its almost like every other country is saying fuck the USDollar??

[Anonymous No.51593487]

I can't fucking wait for November boys.

[Anonymous No.51593492]

POWER UP MUMUS LETS CRUSH BOBO AND SAVE THE MARKET
KAMEHAMEHAAAAAA-ACK

[Anonymous No.51593495]

>>51593441
>3666
>666
You might be on to something.

[Anonymous No.51593496]

>>51593261
>, just the global financial system crashing

literally nothing is happening. there's no Lehmanns brother collapse event yet

[Anonymous No.51593497]

I have never made a positive trade in my life. Every single time I buy I lose money

[Anonymous No.51593498]

>>51593472
thi is because powell said pepper your angus?

[Anonymous No.51593499]

> Another red day when you're already down 20% for the year
Yeah yeah, whatever.
Anyways, where are you planning on vacationing this winter? I'm thinking Bali.

[Anonymous No.51593500]

>>51593456
You're just late, the last 10 years or so were some of the best times ever to make money.
Don't worry, the opportunities will come back in 20 to 30 years :)

[Anonymous No.51593505]

why are they letting it just dump straight down for no reason.

[Anonymous No.51593507]

When the Stop losses from June hit we're gunna be seeing some shit

[Anonymous No.51593514]

>>51593449
>you think trump is a hebe stooge so you must like biden
Typical

[Anonymous No.51593516]

>>51593492
holy fucking based. AI really is the future.

[Anonymous No.51593515]

Next week: Dropping below the February 2020 pre-Covid high.

[Anonymous No.51593518]

/o/ retard here. Can someone give me an idiot-proof explanation on what is going on? Wasn't everything kinda okay after the fed announced 0.75% increase becauae thats what everyone was expecting?

[Anonymous No.51593528]

Umm guys... Is it over?

[Anonymous No.51593530]

>>51593432
>The fall of the Roman Empire will be televised.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51593531]

Looks like $365 is the spring level where we get the live meow jump.

[Anonymous No.51593532]

[Anonymous No.51593535]

>>51593496
>no Lehmann
lmao have you seen the EU energy bailouts

[Anonymous No.51593536]

>>51593514
hmmm, you wouldn't be trying to misdirect would you?

[Anonymous No.51593538]

>>51593518
jews

[Anonymous No.51593540]

>>51592978
you're retarded, read your argument again.

[Anonymous No.51593543]

>>51593296
I voted for Biden and went short
Just as planned
(But actually neither voting nor presidents matter)

[Anonymous No.51593545]

>>51593518
You see, this ethnoreligious group of people in charge of the market have this 7 year cycle where everything resets. We're nearing the end of the 7th year with the new moon this weekend.

[Anonymous No.51593548]

>>51593012
Stock and home owners you numb skull

[Anonymous No.51593549]

>>51593528
1200 is where it should be.

[Anonymous No.51593554]

>>51593355
No you don't understand! We live in a post-fundamentals society!
>inflation doesn't exist
>supply and demand doesn't exist
>only the party exists!

[Anonymous No.51593555]

>>51593518
uh oh bros this is big enough crash that other boards are posting here now
just a matter of time before they start closing their 401ks out

[Anonymous No.51593559]

>>51593518
Look up currency charts for everything vs usd. Also we just had massive interest rate increases across world

[Anonymous No.51593560]

^DJI just blew past pre-covid. about to hit another wall at 29,350. if it breaks, God help us

[Anonymous No.51593564]

>>51593449
I have the Biden info graphic somewhere, but I can't find it right now, so I'll share this one. Close to the same thing kek

[Anonymous No.51593565]

>>51593536
Go lick the wailing wall with jared okay donald?

[Anonymous No.51593566]

Hi guys, I just woke up. What are my thoughts right now?

[Anonymous No.51593569]

>>51593492
FUCK THE NASD-ACK

[Anonymous No.51593574]

>>51593555
Checked

[Anonymous No.51593578]

>>51593566
>I need coffee
>The Jews did this
>What am I making for dinner tonight?

[Anonymous No.51593580]

>>51593536
You missed one chud. Be. more. inclusive.

[Anonymous No.51593581]

>>51593566
Whatever it is, it starts with AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51593585]

>>51593496
>HE DOESNT KNOW

[Anonymous No.51593588]

>>51593485
>ywn have a qt chink choke you with her thighs while blasting fresh ramen braps into your face
Do the stock market gains even really matter?

[Anonymous No.51593590]

Folklore. Legends. And old wive's tale. Fantasy.

They were urban legends of Wall Street.

But folklore is based on reality.

VIX hitting 30.

What's hiding behind the treeline.

[Anonymous No.51593591]

>>51593560
forgot chart

[Anonymous No.51593599]

Buddy don’t look at the DOW or GBP. Do not redeem at 29350

[Anonymous No.51593601]

>>51593566
Pussy

[Anonymous No.51593605]

>>51593560
sweaty we're literally going to 14000 at the best case scenario

[Anonymous No.51593606]

YOUTUBE IS DOWN SHORT, SHORT, SHORT

[Anonymous No.51593608]

>>51593518
>Cutting and QE, market go up. Hiking amd QT market go down
This is literally all you need to know to successfully invest

[Anonymous No.51593609]

>>51593497
Well buy a bear fund or inverse ETF so shit will go back up and save the market

[Anonymous No.51593614]

Dubs and SPY hits $340.

[Anonymous No.51593616]

>>51593560
Wow damn you weren't kidding I never took notice shit that looks ready to get way worse too wew lad

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51593621]

>>51593518
see
>>51593545 and >>51593538 and the pic on >>51593396

[Anonymous No.51593620]

If you can't laugh in clown world you are literally NGMI

[Anonymous No.51593624]

god i shouldve doubled my account balance today and im only up 400 bucks because i kept trying to swing trade
this crash is a once per decade opportunity and i blew it
see you in the breadlines fellow dipshits

[Anonymous No.51593627]

>>51593565
>angry biden cuck gets called out
>>51593580
I'm sure theres been quite a few more additions since that tweet came out

[Anonymous No.51593630]

>>51593518
If you answer this question, you won't have any more questions about "what is going on?".

Why is the forest quiet.

[Anonymous No.51593629]

>>51593606
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN THE GOYIM ARE SELLING

[Anonymous No.51593635]

>>51593606
>youtube is down
you probably didn't pay your internet bill

[Anonymous No.51593639]

>>51593543
>But actually neither voting nor presidents matter
corporate tax cuts pump the market organically, something that only democrats repeal

[Anonymous No.51593642]

Next drop in one minute.

[Anonymous No.51593645]

>>51593554
More like modern midwit theory

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51593655]

>>51593627
fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

[Anonymous No.51593658]

Holy shit, just checked the markets after dipping out for lunch. Is today gonna be black friday?

[Anonymous No.51593660]

>>51593518
The targeted terminal rate going to 4.5% was unexpected.

[Anonymous No.51593666]

ACTIVATE THE CIRCUIT BREAKERS

[Anonymous No.51593671]

Can you feel it? The panic in the air?

[Anonymous No.51593677]

>>51593655
that's why their bodies usually gives up around 40

[Anonymous No.51593676]

>>51593639
It's almost like both parties are part of a larger system that pumps and dumps the market repeatedly for the benefit of the elite...

[Anonymous No.51593684]

dow? more like ow lol

[Anonymous No.51593686]

>>51593658
S&P isn't down enough for it to be a true black friday

[Anonymous No.51593687]

>>51593666
>The bleed has been slow enough not to trigger them
Devilish.

[Anonymous No.51593688]

>>51593645
more like magic money tree

[Anonymous No.51593692]

>mfw i have 40,000 in variable rate debt

[Anonymous No.51593694]

>>51593064
Why would investors give up?

[Anonymous No.51593695]

>>51593660
What the hell does this even mean?

[Anonymous No.51593696]

>tfw made 150k so far this year
>tfw can't get over the fact I sold SOXS at $55

[Anonymous No.51593700]

>>51593666
>trips
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51593705]

>>51593358
says 16 on my screen

[Anonymous No.51593709]

>>51593671
No?

[Anonymous No.51593715]

this is looking like a last hour rally

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51593716]

any companies with a shit load of debt that'll go tits up soon? i wanna short something to 0.

[Anonymous No.51593718]

>>51593666
what did satan mean by this

[Anonymous No.51593719]

STOP THE FUCKING COUNT IM DYING OVER HERE

[Anonymous No.51593720]

>>51593545
The funny part is this is the most correct answer.

[Anonymous No.51593722]

>>51593686
Yet.

[Anonymous No.51593723]

>>51593566
Trannies will never be women.

[Anonymous No.51593725]

>>51593692
why did you choose variable?

[Anonymous No.51593727]

BUY THE DIP EVERYONE :)

[Anonymous No.51593728]

>>51593671
Not really. I'm having fun.

[Anonymous No.51593733]

EURL bros not like this

[Anonymous No.51593739]

>>51593705
https://www.investing.com/indices/volatility-s-p-500

[Anonymous No.51593744]

>>51593660
>terminal rate 3%
>terminal rate 4
>terminal rate 5 <——- we are here
>terminal rate 8
>terminal rate 20
>terminal rate 50
>terminal rate 100

You will own nothing, but you’ll be happy you’re alive

[Anonymous No.51593743]

So I guess I shouldn’t have bought yesterday, huh?

[Anonymous No.51593745]

>>51593692
Ooof

[Anonymous No.51593747]

>>51593692
Goys gonna goy

[Anonymous No.51593752]

>>51593695
The interest rate at which the Fed is comfortable to stop raising.

[Anonymous No.51593755]

>there were people here that unironically doubted me

[Anonymous No.51593756]

The storm is coming

[Anonymous No.51593766]

>>51593715
yeah i wouldnt say that but its obvious theres some real tard strength support at 365
just stop lossed out of my spy calls for the third time today

[Anonymous No.51593772]

>>51593716
Non-bank lenders like Quicken Loans.

[Anonymous No.51593776]

>>51593692
I took it because (((bank of canada))) said they wont touch til mid of 2023

[Anonymous No.51593777]

>>51593716
Carvana man

[Anonymous No.51593789]

>>51593744
i thought 5% was so high itll cause sovereign debt crisis or was that 6%

[Anonymous No.51593790]

>>51593296
>>51593639
>should I have shorted?
>no, it's the presidency's fault

[Anonymous No.51593799]

>>51593727
I bought the dip but it kept dipping

[Anonymous No.51593800]

next
>>51593785
>>51593785
>>51593785
>>51593785

[Anonymous No.51593804]

im ruined

[Anonymous No.51593806]

>>51593755
everytime you ppl call the bottom it instantly drops another 10 points, please, continue.

[Anonymous No.51593809]

I need $366 for just a lil bit guys

[Anonymous No.51593810]

>>51593776
>Believing the (((central bank)))
ngmi

[Anonymous No.51593818]

>>51593804
Are you happy?

[Anonymous No.51593821]

>>51593666
not even satan can handle it

[Anonymous No.51593822]

I'm down only 3% today. Like, it's literally nothing. I sitll have 97% left. Why am I supposed to be scared of anything here bobos? Markets go down then go up. Today they went down. Oh well who cares. See ya in 50 years.

[Anonymous No.51593823]

>>51593496
Disgusting feet

[Anonymous No.51593833]

>>51593692
HEYO HAYA HAYA HEYO HAYA
The red man would like to offer you a fixed rate loan if you want to refinance

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51593836]

>>51593777
already down 90%, you got anything that's still got more meat on it?

[Anonymous No.51593839]

>>51593755
Historically market bottoms a full fucking year after shemitah ends

[Anonymous No.51593847]

>>51593772
Any company having anything to do with airbnb/vrbo pseudo-ninja loans.
Once you see how they pumped the housing market this time you're just gonna astonished at the retardation.

[Anonymous No.51593866]

>>51593818
no, i am ruined sexually

[Anonymous No.51593877]

>>51593416
pretty close if we now start rangeing. i just followed yesterday similar pattern and its pretty close.

[Anonymous No.51593886]

>people posting like the spy is down 5%
>check its barely down 2%

are you guys okay? Or do you now have some hope that your way OTM puts may be worth something if we drop another 10%?

[Anonymous No.51593910]

>>51593755
Fuck your shemale ita

[Anonymous No.51593912]

>>51593676
not exactly a profound statement, theres still a pretty big difference in buisness policies

[Anonymous No.51593914]

>>51593516
>>51593492
>>51593569
WHY IS THE AMD DROPPING?

[Anonymous No.51593920]

>>51593296
Money was printed under Trump in retarded fashion, then it continued for awhile under Biden. It turns out giving trillions of dollars to people who aren’t working leads to problems

[Anonymous No.51593969]

>>51593655
i just gave up alcohol for good, i am turning 40 and i can't take that shit anymore, the hangovers are killers and takes me almost 3 days to get over them.
such a shame i used to enjoy it

[Anonymous No.51594104]

>>51593920
Kill yourself tranny.

[Anonymous No.51594144]

>>51593518
>prices for stocks are centered around risk free interest rates
>calculations for how much one dollar is worth in 2023, 2024, 2025, etc
>one of the most popular valuation methods is discount cash flow
>this looks at how the risk free rate, the rate you would get on government bonds
>when interest rates are higher, money in the future is worth less
>this drives down valuations of companies
>companies rely upon debt to finance their operations
>when interest rates are higher they can borrow less money
>they cannot expand as rapidly, as they can't borrow as much money as before
>they are also paying more in interest, so their profits go down
>on top of this, the consumer has less demand for goods when interest rates are higher
>less demand from consumers = less revenue = less profits
>when interest rates are higher, investors want to buy that countries bonds
>investors in europe, asia see US interest rates higher in a "stable" currency
>they need to buy US bonds in US dollars, so they have to 'sell' their currency and 'buy' dollars
>this drives up the relative strength of the dollar
>when the dollar is stronger, it costs more for someone in another country to buy a US product exported
>this decreases the advantage to buying US products, decreasing demand, hurting revenue / profits
>tldr; a decrease in demand
so with this all in mind, of why interest rates matter, how they move the valuation of stocks, currencies
why did the Fed decision cause the markets to move lower is your question
the market expected interest rates in 2023, 2024, 2025 to be peak earlier, at a lower level, and go down faster than the Fed has now indicated in their dot plot
this caused a sell off in bonds, and broke key price levels, which triggered even more selling and an even higher move in interest rates, and an even higher move in the dollar
interest rates up = bearish for stocks
dollar up = bearish for stocks

[Anonymous No.51594218]

>>51593920
t. communist tranny

It was biden giving money to fagkraine instead of us

[Anonymous No.51594282]

>>51593920
congress voted for that, you dumb piece of shit

[Anonymous No.51594332]

>>51593920
Hello faggot tranny

[Anonymous No.51594837]

boomerbros...
my 401k...

[Anonymous No.51595151]

>>51593182
Deflation is arriving.
WSJ reports that the price of steak is dropping.
The housing market is in reversal too.

[Anonymous No.51595156]

>>51594837
Just work till you die. Nothing personal

[Anonymous No.51595211]

>>51592922
it'll keep dumping until october?

[Anonymous No.51595413]

>Saudi Arabia joins brics
>bye bye petrodollar

Fuck. J-just take the boomers, satan….just take them.

[Anonymous No.51595578]

>>51593810
I know....
Im getting a 120 day rate hold and seeing what happens
Canadian bonds seem to be going down or at least crabbing....so fixed should be doing same.

What do?

[Anonymous No.51595711]

>>51593969
Quit being such a spaz.