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>> No.51589164
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51589164

Bears Make Money
Bulls Make Money
Pigs get Slaughtered

People holding and buying this fake gay dip are little fat dirty pigs

>> No.51589168

THEY BREACHED THE GEO-FRONT ON SOXL NERV HQ!!!!!

>> No.51589169
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>>51589153

>> No.51589178
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My SAVA puts are paying off WAGMIII

>> No.51589180
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51589180

>THERE
>IS
>NO
>BOTTOM
>SLURPERS

>> No.51589182
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First for AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.51589190

Give it to me straight, is Britain totally and uttered finished?

>> No.51589191
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51589191

>tfw I got involved

>> No.51589192

GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!!
Someone make this dump stop. I finished having "fun".
It's fine to stop Mr. Bobo...

>> No.51589193
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>>51589141

>> No.51589194
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51589194

Why does it feel like it's literally fucking over this time. VTI -24% YTD and we're just getting started.

>> No.51589198
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Ghaddafi was based desu senpai.

>> No.51589199
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51589199

We can do this Come on BOBO! END OF Shitmada is on monday LETS GO !! YAY YAAAAY YEAH YEAH OHHHAyyyyA YYAAAHH ANOTHER DROP HERE WE GO OOPS ANOTHER PERCENT DROP HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.51589201
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>new lows on everything

>> No.51589203

>SOXL below 10

>> No.51589210
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Jerome Powell speaks today what does he say!?!? Do I buy calls or puts for his speech?!

>> No.51589215

sire...sire the shorters, their numbers! we can not hold

>> No.51589219
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ITS OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51589221
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>>51589141
Not so smug now, eh mumu?

>> No.51589222
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Niggers owe me sex

>> No.51589223

>>51589141
Holy based shiny purple Ghadaffi.

>> No.51589225

are we ignoring that the dow hit its yearly low and so will the sp 500?

>> No.51589226
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51589226

JFC my buy orders just blew up all at once.

>> No.51589231

Puts or calls for today?

>> No.51589233

>>51589190
Well their PM is a woman, their finance minister is a nigger, and their economic policy is an Erdogan.

The pound is about to become an ounce.

>> No.51589239
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51589239

What goyslop we having today bros? I think I may order some smashburger again and hopefully they assign me a chink or mexican to deliver this time instead of a negress. Going to tip $3 this time ,

>> No.51589240

>>51589190
Yes.

>t. Bong

Exit all markets.

>> No.51589244

Bros just forever feeling FOMO but fear to jump in thinking its too late after taking a 20k loss a few months back. I've watched every drop this week and paper traded puts to 6 figures from 4k. How do I unfuck my mind and grow my trading balls back?

>> No.51589242
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oh there's my 2% i was only off by 10 minutes lol

>> No.51589251
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https://youtu.be/TURqCNY5gpI

>> No.51589254

youre all corpses and you just havent realized it yet. america (and therefore the world) is finished.

>> No.51589255
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51589255

Looks like today is going to be another SELLING DAY

>> No.51589259
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51589259

NOOOO I'M ALL CASH THE DUMP WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN MONDAY AAAH

>> No.51589260

>>51589239
rice and ground beef cooked at home

>> No.51589262
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51589262

Using a famous clown example, how beclowned are you right now?

>> No.51589267

...Steiner
https://youtu.be/xBWmkwaTQ0k

>> No.51589270

>German Coalition Wants Energy Aid Tied to Dividend Cuts: Spiegel
Divvyboomers, I...

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>>51589262

>> No.51589278

>>51589262
Not at all

>> No.51589284

WHERE IS THE BOTTOM

>> No.51589290
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>>51589276
Well played.

>> No.51589291

SIRS PLEASE SIRS
BASTARD BITCH MOTHER TO YOU SIRS

>> No.51589293
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......

>> No.51589296
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>> No.51589299
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>>51589244
You turned 4k to 100,000 minimum and you are asking us for help? Are you retarded?

>> No.51589302
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>>51589262

>> No.51589304
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>>51589284
about a year away

>> No.51589309
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>>51589262

>> No.51589308

SINGLE
DIGIT
SOXL

>> No.51589316
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51589316

BOBOS REPORT IN

>> No.51589321

>>51589299
Paper trading. I don't need help trading I need help finding my balls

>> No.51589323

I bought soxl at 13...

>> No.51589327
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>>51589262

>> No.51589330

>>51589293
>last time this happened
I fucking hate this brainlet way of thinking

>> No.51589331
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51589331

Are you guys enjoying the Jim Brandon experience?

>> No.51589334
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51589334

SPXS and SQQQbros, how are you all doing in this fine market?

>> No.51589342
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>>51589262

>> No.51589348
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>>51589331
No, he's a nigger.

>> No.51589355
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>>51589309
I don't care if he was a Jew; Krusty was great.

>> No.51589358
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>>51589316
Death to mumu! Death to civilization!

>> No.51589366
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>>51589262
I'm watching it burn with a smile
/cashgang/

>> No.51589367

I am financially buck broken

>> No.51589369
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>>51589321
I have no idea what your talking about so fuck you reddit0r

>> No.51589376

>>51589331
FUCK YOU CORNPOP

>> No.51589378
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>>51589323
i bought soxl at 20

>> No.51589380
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51589380

Nobody check commodities...

>> No.51589382

Jesus Christ

>> No.51589386

>>51589331
I would HEEM this guy.

>> No.51589389
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>>51589334
>mfw being yuropoor

>> No.51589393
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51589393

I only put in 400 bucks and I feel worse than when I lost 60k. The future just looks so grim bros, it's not about the money, it's the fact that i've lost all hope

>> No.51589392
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51589392

CRASH IT DOWN BABY!!!!! CRAASH IT DOWN!!!!!!

>> No.51589396
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51589396

>oil
holy based
oilkeks getting BTFO

>> No.51589398

>>51589380
Lean hogs bros...

>> No.51589401

>>51589293
lmao this guy thinks we're about to hit the bottom before the recession is even officially recognized?

>> No.51589405

>>51589380
kek hoglets get crucified upsidedown, no exceptions.

>> No.51589408
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>> No.51589410

>>51589276
underrated

>> No.51589412
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>>51589380
>Ethanol still flowing strong

>> No.51589414

I thought that was going to be way worse. I've got enough cash to get to korea and bring my waifu back now..

>> No.51589415
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51589415

I never bought SOXL.

>> No.51589416

>>51589380
Is lean hog anon still alive??

>> No.51589417

>>51589396
Only another $100 to go until the bottom.

>> No.51589418

>>51589380
ORANGE JUICE BROS

>> No.51589422

>>51589380
What the absolute fuck

>> No.51589425

>>51589380
Powell did it. He fixed inflation and might actually get a soft landing.

Holy shit

>> No.51589433

I WANT OUT OF SAMSARA

HELP

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.51589435

>>51589389
buy european versions of them. t. 3 x inverse nasdaq yuro

>> No.51589436
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>>51589425
>soft landing.

>> No.51589437

>>51589422
Whole lot of paper hog traders getting washed out.

NOT YOUR FEEDLOTS, NOT YOUR PIGS

>> No.51589440
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51589440

Brutal morning.

>> No.51589445
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>>51589425
Here is a picture of your soft landing bro

>> No.51589448
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>>51589425
MARKET SOLVED
T-THANK YOU JEROME

>> No.51589450

>>51589262
Dude, I'm up 26% on SPXS over the last week or two. I'm doing alright. Lmao

>> No.51589456
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>>51589433
*unless you achieve enlightenment

>> No.51589457

>>51589436
Prove me wrong, prices are going down

>> No.51589459
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I have lost over half my stock portfolio ytd kek

>> No.51589461
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wtf is this shitcoin's problem?

>> No.51589462

>>51589436
>inflation is transitory

>> No.51589470

>>51589461
No gas.

>> No.51589471
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51589471

>steel yourself bobo

>> No.51589476

How we feeling about single digit SOXL

>> No.51589480

>>51589461
Emerging market

>> No.51589483
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>>51589233
>... while cable plunged as low as 1.1052, down more than 200 pips overnight, and the lowest level since 1985!

>In response, a non-plussed Kwarteng merely said "the markets will do what they will."

>> No.51589484

im paper shorting. maybe i should try this live lol

>> No.51589485

>>51589450
Well, enjoy your $26 :)

>> No.51589488

Sell it all. Today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISDgcB-J4fQ

We're selling to willing buyers at the current fair market price. So that WE may survive.

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>>51589459
HI MUMU you are being arrested for being a massive delusional faggot.

>> No.51589503
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Sold my intc shares I was sick of it beclowning me. Keeping my leaps since it was down like 85٪ and isn't worth shit anymore.

>> No.51589504
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>>51589316
on standby

>> No.51589505

>>51589225
Who is ignoring that??

>> No.51589506

>>51589461
Truss and Kwarteng putting out a clown world budget
>>51589470
ironically enough they are based for lifting the full moratium on fracking, but we all know cucked local councils will never actually permit any

>> No.51589507
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51589507

RUM is the only thing green

>> No.51589509

>>51589461
Too many niggers.

>> No.51589517

>>51589461
See >>51589233

>> No.51589521

>>51589483
Fuckin lol.

>> No.51589522

I'm so fucking hard right. Absolutely throbbing. This is lads. The apocalypse starts now.

>> No.51589523

>>51589488
are you working in a fin place? sounds spooky

>> No.51589524

>>51589440
For you.

>> No.51589527
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51589527

Mumus utterly BTFO

Imagine buying bags during the Great Reset lmaooo

>> No.51589529

Tesla's heading for a halt at this rate

>> No.51589535

>>51589491
>XOM down 5%
I'm sorry to everyone in oil on /smg/

>> No.51589549

>>51589233
kek. well played guv'na

>> No.51589554
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Look at this GME rally while the world is ending, kek. We have so much more pain to go until retailtards throw in the towel. 1000yr bear market initiate.

>> No.51589557
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we HAVE to get a bounce soon

>> No.51589560

S-pain bros...

>> No.51589564

>>51589233
>The pound is about to become an ounce.
Sensible chuckle.

>> No.51589565

>>51589557
r-right?

>> No.51589566
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51589566

SHOOT ME NIGGA! MY PORTFOLIO IS FUCKED AND I HAVE NO MONEY

PLEASE SHOOT ME NIGGA!

>> No.51589575

>>51589521
>>51589549
I don't give them great odds but I swear to God if "fracking and tax cuts" actually lets Britain beat stagflation..

>> No.51589580

>>51589262
https://youtu.be/6MbisgO_F2M

>> No.51589581

>>51589557
>we have to bounce because.... well we just do OK!

>> No.51589582

>>51589380
Nooooooo lean hogs were the new big tech!?!?!!!!!!!

>> No.51589585
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I'm I the only protagonist in this market? Fucking just short everything using the mf inverse ETFs. I never made so much fucking money in my life and I don't understand why all people are panic selling, either play your stupid long game or don't sleep during a FOMC. Fucking retards lmao

>> No.51589586

>>51589557
WE are going to bounce down

>> No.51589588
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51589588

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

>> No.51589592

>>51589557
Sorry sweaty but Venus is in retrograde. You didn't factor that variable into your technical analysis so your output is trash.

>> No.51589594
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...s-stop!

>> No.51589595

Credit suisse bros...
It'a ogre

>> No.51589596

>>51589557
supports are meaningless when there is huge movement and pressure.

>> No.51589599

BUDDY BROS IS THIS WHAT WE CALL A CAPITULATION?

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>> No.51589607
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51589607

>stopped dropping
heh, is that all you got bobo?
*spits bloody call options in your face*

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I can only do the mannarino schizolaugh at this point

>> No.51589612

>>51589594
whore

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51589625

>>51589595
>-8.7%

>> No.51589630

>>51589380
What the FUCK is Lean Hogs

>> No.51589631
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>> No.51589632

>>51589414
its over, shes gone, take the latina pill

>> No.51589638

Sold half my portfolio and bought small positions in bear ETFs
So much for the dividend lifestyle

>> No.51589640
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51589640

Good morning

>> No.51589645

I SOLD SOXS AT 54.50! FUCK MY !

>> No.51589648
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51589648

New Thread Theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3x-MlcY3y4

>> No.51589655

>>51589607
I bought $12 calls on SOXL I expect to jump on Monday next week

>> No.51589656

>>51589524
For many.

DOW broke below 30,000.

>> No.51589661

>>51589304
best case scenario desu
every margin tranny needs to be shaken out and scared to buy a stock

>> No.51589663

You know, I guess it turns out the Fed really *can* print oil.

>> No.51589664

>>51589625
PRAY IT GOES TO ZERO
CHAOS
CHAOS
I ENJOY CHAOS

>> No.51589669

https://youtu.be/Xlr2ZMTc52E

>> No.51589672

>>51589632
>take the latina pill
What do they do to latinas in the baby lab, to make them so fuckin dummy thick?
As soon as you see it youre like "can I fit?". Of course you can, but its just the thought; right?
>>51589655
Probably the right move in this environment

>> No.51589673

OIL line just keeps going down

>> No.51589675

My dip is back!

>> No.51589680
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51589680

>crash the close
>crash the futures
>crash the open
CRASH EVERY LAST THING

>> No.51589682
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>>51589612
...

>> No.51589684

STOP THE COUNT
STOP THE COUNT

>> No.51589685

>>51589630
When two of their legs are shorter than the others.

>> No.51589689

>>51589380
DEMAND DESTRUCTION

>> No.51589688

>>51589607
It dropped a full .2 when you said that

>> No.51589704
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51589704

I ONLY SEE 570 WHY ISN'T IT UPDATING

ON WHAT?

>> No.51589703

>>51589673
>WTI below 79
>Brent right on the edge of the 85 range
fucking wew

>> No.51589710

Why is soxl freefalling fucking hell

>> No.51589716
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>>51589585
Why use inverse etfs when you can just out buy puts on spy? Never made so much money how much? Better be more than 4 figures fag.

>> No.51589717

>>51589672
At this point I don't see any other way to profit in this market other than waiting for a bloody day or a green day and betting that the next day or so will rubber band.

I sold SOXL puts on the fake out pump the other say and would have done like a 300% by now I'm gonna kill myself

>> No.51589719

I don't know how to do anything besides buy and see my stock losing money!

>> No.51589720

>>51589703
PUTIN, SAVE ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51589723

>>51589704
ALRIGHT ALRIGHT

WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET

>> No.51589731
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>>51589703
>85.95 right as I posted
>plunged 20 cents right after
oh fugg

>> No.51589732
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51589732

>>51589557
Goldman told you this morning SPY is going to 315.

>> No.51589734

>>51589594
m-moar pls

>> No.51589735
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51589735

>>51589524
For me too, I was hoping to get discounts on Shemitah Week puts.
Send it back up sir

>> No.51589740
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51589740

>>51589656
For you.

>> No.51589741
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51589741

>hold no lithium shares
how badly did i fuck up

>> No.51589743
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51589743

I remember when they were screaming how a global recession was "priced in"

The absolute state of delusional permabulls

>> No.51589744

Remember on Wednesday, people in here were saying "the market always rallies after the Fed meeting"?

Except for this time, I guess.

>> No.51589745
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51589745

Im tired of winning

>> No.51589747
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51589747

my steam deck reservation just popped
but now I'm broke

>> No.51589748
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51589748

I bought. Again.

>> No.51589751
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51589751

>>51589731
>>51589703

>> No.51589754
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51589754

>go to bed
>have terrible nightmare
>wake up around 5 am
>get out of bed and piss before going back to sleep
>wake up "late" and miss opening bell
>grab my phone in a panic wondering what is happening in the market
>up 3.5% and rising
i forgot i bought puts on stuff instead of calls and am shorting the market

>> No.51589758

OH NO NO NO NO
WE ARE ACTUALLY TESTING THE JUNE LOWS TODAY

>> No.51589760

>>51589723
STOCKMAGUTGENRUL.COM WE TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME WE'RE DOWN 200 POINTS ON THE NASDAQ

>> No.51589765

lol look at the dollar go lolol

>> No.51589778
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51589778

SPY is down 11 fucking percent the last month

>> No.51589780

FRIEND, OBSERVE EVERYTHING COMPUTER
CEASE ALL ORDERS

>> No.51589783

>>51589334
I sold a little yesterday, probably sell more today so I can buy the Monday dead cat bounce

>> No.51589789
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51589789

its so over bros

>> No.51589791
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51589791

IT JUST KEEPS FALLING

>> No.51589792

We about to break -2%. We'll be -5% by lunch.

>> No.51589794

Will Powells speech dump or pump? Doesn't seem very important either way

>> No.51589798

So the VIX being above 28 is a good thing right? It means that the market will seing back up to ATH by the end of the day right?

>> No.51589806
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51589806

Yes hello, I'd like to buy one dip please.

>> No.51589810
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51589810

>>51589661
I agree, it would unironically be a good thing for the health of the market and our economy.

>> No.51589815
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51589815

i posted about my dream on sept 11 online. i saw 2 huge red dildoes on a chart consecutively. posted about it on smg a bunch of times.

now we are here. anyone listened and made money??

>> No.51589820

WOW ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN

>> No.51589822
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51589822

Oh boy, I'm about to reach ATHs on my account!

>> No.51589827

>>51589798
VIX will hit 40 after that monster earnings report they just put out.

>> No.51589837
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51589837

>Highest DXY will go is 120
Lol
Lmao
I know your end point, bobo. The men are in charge, now.
The bulls are now steering this market, and if you think we won't slurp the bottom; you're dead wrong.
*Doom music*

>> No.51589840

>>51589638
when you take profits you can buy back in richer

>> No.51589843
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51589843

Most of you in this thread have net worths hardly worth any real value. Remember: Cash is King. Also, 4channel has an invasive data collection policy.:.

>> No.51589845
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51589845

Its over for me.

>> No.51589852
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51589852

>>51589822
Moppy boy is shorting. Time to buy! The Bottom is in!

>> No.51589860

>>51589820
WOAH LOOK AT THAT

WOOOOOAH

THEYRE PROBABLY GONNA HALT TRADING

>> No.51589861

>>51589837
Wasn't the actual Plaza Accord high something crazy like 180?

>> No.51589867
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51589867

Bobo-sama, I kneel

>> No.51589871

>>51589843
everything has an invasive data collection policy now. even fucking refrigerators.

>> No.51589876

>>51589822
Checked. What plays? Everything is red for me.

>> No.51589881
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51589881

PAIN!

>> No.51589883

Shemitah year ending in a few days just as wear near a double bottom haha coincidences are so funny

>> No.51589891

How are we celebrating single digit SOXL?

>> No.51589892
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51589892

I'm still not selling!

>> No.51589893
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51589893

>>51589852
Read it and weep bug lover

>> No.51589896

>>51589871
>even fucking refrigerators.
QRD?

>> No.51589900

MMRI will follow MMMRI and go off the chart in your lifetime

>> No.51589901
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51589901

>> No.51589912

>>51589871
Well, you might be surprised. A very costly example awaits some.

>> No.51589916
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51589916

UH OH, STINKY!!!!
>muh $800 barrel oil

>> No.51589917
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51589917

>>51589893

>> No.51589919

>>51589891
...with single digit SIGA?

>> No.51589922
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51589922

i thought i was smart making $200 in 50 seconds with a 0dte spx put that's now up another $500

>> No.51589924

>>51589595
Why can euros into risk management?

>> No.51589926

>>51589896
"smart" refrigerators. "smart" anything.

>> No.51589927

>>51589741
>live in country that produces lithium
>hold 0 lithium shares
>have only lost money in the local stock market
worse than me for sure

>> No.51589928

back after a few months, I will buy now

>> No.51589930

>>51589860
WE CANT STOP THE SELLING


EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86g4_w4j3jU

>> No.51589931

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

BUDDY LOOK AT TESLA AUTOMOBILE

>> No.51589932
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51589932

>>51589876
YANG gang bb. I'm still kicking myself for selling my SPY puts early. Probably left another $1k on the table.

>> No.51589934
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51589934

this dump is retarded after that PMI print
bobos get fucked real hard today

>> No.51589936

Is it finally happening?
Yes or no, and why.

>> No.51589946

>>51589926
What data do they collect though?

>> No.51589948
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51589948

>oil
I didn't expect to see this until winter wtf

>> No.51589954

YOU MAY BE
HOOKED

>> No.51589958

Holy shit this is unironically the fakest and gayest dump ive ever seen

>> No.51589959
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51589959

I'm thinking of buying this oil fire sale

>> No.51589963
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51589963

>”they will be expecting one of us in the wreckage brother.”

>> No.51589968

>>51589922
How did you get a photo of me with my chart of net worth?

>> No.51589969

>>51589931
Elon warned everyone about deflation. Deflation in the stock price counts, right?

>> No.51589971

>>51589946
anything you sync up to it and anything you say around it

>> No.51589972

RECOVERY TIME! WE'RE GONNA GO BACK UP AND CRAB!

>> No.51589979

>>51589948
Can you explain why oil would go down in winter? Not being confrontational.

>> No.51589980

BUDDY LOOK AT SOXL COMPUTER

>> No.51589992
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51589992

fucking bearchuds. Take my massive 1 inch green cock. Its over for you.

>> No.51589993

>>51589936
Britain is going all in on the gamble of the century.

>> No.51589995

>>51589979
typically winter is the season in which oil prices go down due to demand being lower

>> No.51589998

>>51589934
https://www.forexlive.com/news/sp-global-us-services-pmi-492-vs-450-expected-20220923/
>Is this a situation where good news is bad news? The Fed wants to see demand sag and there's been a bounce in services..
>“Inflation pressures nevertheless remain elevated by historical standards and, with business activity in decline, the surveys continue to paint a broad picture of an economy struggling in a stagflationary environment."

>> No.51590000

BUY THE DIP GUYS :)

>> No.51590007

>>51589971
Sounds very jewish

>> No.51590009
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51590009

>>51589168
We may have beclowned ourselves sister

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51590015

>>51590000
holy shit checked

>> No.51590022

>>51589995
Oh right I thought crude and heating oil were the same in my head

>> No.51590023
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51590023

Good Boy Points about to break below 1.10

>> No.51590025
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51590025

To the Anon that said to sell CC's on oil THANK YOU

>> No.51590036
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51590036

>>51590000
impressive, very nice

>> No.51590047

>>51590000
Confirmed

>> No.51590054
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51590054

Oh shit, SOXL finally went single digits.

>> No.51590055

>>51590023
It’s below zero. People die. People suffer.

>> No.51590060
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51590060

>>51590000
I REMEMBER MY TRAINING, TONY SAMA.

>> No.51590065
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51590065

>>51590000
Checked!

>> No.51590066

All the news suddenly switched from "SPY will reach all time highs by the EOY" to "Recession, recession, recession" overnight. Are all the big players don't selling and want capitulation or are we already at three bottom? I'm thinking alot of retail is still holding

>> No.51590069
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51590069

Should I sell my TSM? I have been holding for about one and a half years and it hasn't worked out.
Is TSM a longer term hold?
>inb4 China

>> No.51590074

>sell my puts
>it just drops lower
wtf

>> No.51590081

>>51590023
STOP REDEEMING THE FUCKING GOOD BOY POINT SERS PLEASE I BEGGING YOU PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL BASTERD BENCHOD I CALL YOUR MOTHER A GROUP

>> No.51590086

>>51590066
Goldman just lowered their year end SPX forecast to 3600. What do you think?

>> No.51590090
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51590090

SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE

>> No.51590092

You guys thought I was joking about the great North American food riots. Kek. Your money doesnt matter anymore chud. We're in the endgame now.

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51590100

>>51590090

>> No.51590102

>>51590066
Somebody has to hold the bags in a zero sum game, anon. :)

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51590105

>>51590090

>> No.51590108

>>51589963
Epic picrel. Greg into some weird shit

>> No.51590114
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51590114

>>51589822
I should have bought YANG like you.

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51590115

>>51590090

>> No.51590118

>>51590066
I don't know the answer to the first part, but to the second part, retail has been aggressively buying all year, any dip
retail inflows have been massive, and have helped lead the summer rally
retail has not capitulated, although most retail investors are greatly underwater, most down 30%+
but they are continuing to buy, especially the big names like Apple
retail has not yet thrown in the towel - if anything they have doubled down over and over, and over (and kept losing) but have not yet capitulated

>> No.51590121
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51590121

You guys remember that one tripfag? Hmm what was his name? SOXL_pajeet? Something like that

>> No.51590123
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51590123

>>51590090
Leave the meme stocks to me

>> No.51590124
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51590124

>>51590090
I am emotionally dead inside.

>> No.51590126

>>51589244
https://www.itpm.com/

only honest advice youre going to get on this site of sheisters. Spend some of that money on educating yourself, and then be profitable, consistently.

Reasons you are losing money right now is because you are probably in the same boat as me :
-Running out of ideas
-risky trades that backfire
-short term trades that doesnt use volatility in your favour. etc etc...
-no strategy

>> No.51590131

>>51590066
The big boys sold months ago buddy. The Fed literally sold at the exact top.

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51590132

>>51590090

>> No.51590133

>>51590000
Anyone with cash should absolutely be DCAing in right now. Just put an equal amount in every week for the next few months. We are already down 20% so I would not expect a further drop of more then 15%. Better to start in now then miss out.

>> No.51590134
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51590134

>>51590090

>> No.51590136
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51590136

>>51590000
I will not

>> No.51590137
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51590137

Made 6k this week and sold everything. What should I buy? If I want to become an oil chad do I actually buy shares instead of messing with options?

>> No.51590143

>>51589998
>economy strong
>b-but muh rate hikes
you're retarded if you believe in this "good news is bad news" jew narrative

>> No.51590147

>>51589916
My current target is 16 dollars a barrel. No, I'm not joking.

>> No.51590152

>>51590105
Take note of this thread. It’s going in an archive.

>> No.51590157

>>51590133
not on the way down imo. at the bottom yes.

>> No.51590158

hello mumubros, yesterday i was a bobo but today i has converted to mumuism.

>> No.51590159

BUDDY LOOK AT BITCORN COMPUTER THEY CANT STOP THE SELLING

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51590162

>>51590090

>> No.51590171

>>51590165
>>51590165

NEW

>> No.51590170
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51590170

>>51590132
Why are zoomers like this?
>back in millennial childhood days, you’d get unmercifully bullied for such behavior. As you should

>> No.51590173

>>51590147
Not 15? Or 17? 16 exactly?

>> No.51590174

GBPUSD 1.1000

>> No.51590180

FIHTINE HUNNET

>> No.51590183

>>51590092
You would have to be retarded to think this. North America produces far more food then it eats. It would be the last place for food riots. Hell even South America produces a shit ton of extra food.

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51590187

>>51590090

>> No.51590188

>>51589916
Wait till the SPR is at 0, the EU does a price cap on Russian oil, and OPEC gets free reign to charge whatever they want.

>> No.51590197

>>51590133
NGMI

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51590199

>>51590090

>> No.51590206

>>51590066
buy the rumors sell the news, time to unload my soxs bags

>> No.51590209
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51590209

>>51590025

I’m right here. I fucked up. I got busy with work and forgot to execute my CC’s.

Damn it

>> No.51590210

>>51589972
WRONG

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51590245

>>51590090

>> No.51590251

>>51590131
Some of them did, but for three past 9 months all the media has been focused on getting retail to buy more. Only now, overnight, did they start becoming overwhelmingly bearish

>> No.51590252

>>51590137
SQQQ i guess? The thing about friday buying is it gives 2 days for some black swan BS to hit and mess trajectories up so it's always a risk.

>> No.51590258

>>51590137
>Oil chad
Oil is confusing as fuck for me. Extremely risky

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51590262

>>51590090

>> No.51590263

>>51589968
everyone should apply covers to your laptop/cellphone cameras

>> No.51590269

>>51590188
>EU
Brent is still 87, US played euroturds like a fiddle

>> No.51590272

>>51590086
Link?

>> No.51590276

>>51590173
I made it all up. This place is full of liars.

>> No.51590289

>>51590276
That it is.

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51590293

>>51590090

>> No.51590303

>>51589968
I thought scoops was the only nigger itt.

>> No.51590327

>>51590183
haha. You think that matters? This is a systematic dismantling of America and therefore the world. You just havent quite gotten the message yet but you will soon.

>> No.51590437
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51590437

>>51590137
anime figs
stay the fuck away from stocks for a while unless you're confidently shorting

>> No.51590458
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51590458

>>51590000
Checked

>> No.51590479

>>51590327
More like a systematic dismantling of your mental state. I recommend medication.

>> No.51590481

>>51590272
Oh I never played Zelda.

>> No.51590495

>>51590479
YOU ARE JEWISH

>> No.51590750

>>51590479
haha. Such is the state of low IQ retards. They just havent gotten the memo yet.

>> No.51590805
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Fuck dudes! I think I did my SPXS too soon! I sold at 27 and ask of it. I should have sold half only. I hope there's a mid of the day relief really to buy again.

>> No.51590891

>>51590036
she looks really wholesome. I bet she'd make a good asian tradwife

>> No.51590940

>>51589852
Wtf is Twice doing in here?

>> No.51591193

Bull flag sqqq

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