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Kek baggies edition


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>> No.51586091
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I need to make enough money to learn what a vagina looks like

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>> No.51586115
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I'm scared that we'll never recover from this...

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stinky OL's

>> No.51586130

52 week lows this morning

>> No.51586141
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2 year treasuries are over 4%

>> No.51586144

Based inverted anime curve

>> No.51586145
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market probably waiting for PMI print but I have no idea if a good number means it's good or hurr durr muh fed will hike more

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Mumu, you beheem yourself.

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5Y soon

>> No.51586160

and the 6 month is 3.895%
10yr only 3.735%
3 month still at 3.226%.. but appears to be the next to invert

>> No.51586167

Soft landing narrative is still on life support so I think at this point the market would react positively if it's good.

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Thoughts ?

>> No.51586176

Literally costs 0 to fuck a bitch.
I really can't believe how you can be a virgin, unless you are deformed or legit ugly as hell.

>> No.51586187
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What the fuck is going on, the markets are shitting themselves. Did it have to do with UK being in a recession now?


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>> No.51586215
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People have been posting graphs comparing SPX to 2008 and 1937 for months, and it's all going exactly as the graphs predicting, more so than you could have reasonably anticipated. It was written.

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>> No.51586230
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I am unsatisfied with the performance of my stock portfolio, it is no longer achieving my investment goals.

>> No.51586246

she will be missed

>> No.51586257
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it's because of this fake and gay forex jew dollar market
look at DXY and tell me if this is a healthy and organic pump to you

>> No.51586265

You need to innovate harder

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>> No.51586306

I think it will lose money which means it will gain money since I am always wrong.

>> No.51586321

Wtf is happening

>> No.51586331
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>> No.51586346

We're gaping through the lows. Hold onto your butts

>> No.51586376

It's actually really over this time

>> No.51586399
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Maybe it's only the beginning

>> No.51586422

wiped out my fomc losses with yesterdays dump, basado. i speculate tonights close will be a selloff too.

>> No.51586444
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selling SPY and buying SPXS calls... cant believe it took me this long

>> No.51586454

I wanted to share a corporate valuation model on here. Do you guys know a good place to host it?

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>DOW is below 30,000


>> No.51586469

>Literally costs 0 to fuck a bitch.
my time is priceless

>> No.51586480

If the recession overlay chart and the shemitah thing turn out to be real then i will never question meme magic again

>> No.51586485

Are we breaking the June lows today?

>> No.51586492
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What do I sell today? Everything or just most things?

>> No.51586521

hope so but im guessing they are saving it for monday

>> No.51586528


Funny way of spelling DEPRESSION anon

>> No.51586539

This is all part of the healing process.
An economy degenerates with low rates and the consequent speculation.
Money wasted on unprofitable nonsense will no longer go to the grifters and scammers that thrive on low rates like flies on rot.

I near liquidated my portfolio after the CPI print, now is the time for cash gang.

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>> No.51586567

Get ready for the Great Reset frens. Don't worry, they've got warehouses of canned goyslop that you can buy with Central Bank Digital Currency.

>> No.51586568

inverse etf

>> No.51586570

if i could play the fomc again i would short something during the last dump. retard me were only thinking about indexes when i could shorted just about any stock then.

>> No.51586572

I lost all my money, it's over

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Gooooooooooooood morning /smg/ hows the futures goi-

>> No.51586601

Chugga chugga choo choo
Fuck real estate

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oh no...

>> No.51586623
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I'd love to slurp up some vanguard etf cheapies, but I'm making a net profit of $5 per month right now, so I should probably stop buying stocks

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Everything will be fine

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>> No.51586642

uhm energy bros what is going on, by all logic we should go up

>> No.51586644

What would you have shorted that would've been better than a 3x etf?

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by all logic everything must go down

>> No.51586694

Fuck me it all just keeps going down.

Could this be it? Will everything crash and burn when Shemitah ends on September 24th?

>> No.51586696

anything since i can only buy 3x us etf when euro exchanges are open. instead of shorting stocks i was just aaaaaing and oooooing the charts that day.

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4.4% for the FFR
That a 75 and a 50 bps hike in the next 2 meetings
DXY* gonna be a 120 EOY at this rate



>> No.51586721

Oilfags rip lmao

>> No.51586726
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There is a bottom anon, but you can't see it from here.

>> No.51586730

europe red as fuck. from -2 to 3% some indexes

>> No.51586736

last chance to buy GME if you want to make actual money

>> No.51586740
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what a day

>> No.51586752

I sold all my CAT puts yesterday at a profit, took those gains, and put them all into deep OOTM GME puts.

That piece of shit is crashing and burning now that the age of the meme is over. Im thinking -15% today.

>> No.51586760

while bankruptcy sounds attractive i might abstain for now

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>> No.51586778

>schemitah ending on the 26th
>futures already this blood red

right on schedule, just like everyone before it

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Oh, hey buddy, there you are. Sorry to bother you so early, but I need you to go right now and check the futures.

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>370 utterly buckbroken
literally no resistance lmao

>> No.51586817

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innovation bros not like this...

>> No.51586821

im trying to go all in.

>> No.51586833

Why even /biz/ can't grasp this is beyond me.

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You only had to listen

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what mental illness is this?

>> No.51586848

holy shit i sold my puts yesterday is it really going to dump even more today?

>> No.51586853

all in bobo side so maybe bearmania

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>Copying articles to share with others is a breach of FT.com T&Cs and Copyright Policy.

>> No.51586862

lmao fuck didn't notice that

>> No.51586865

oh right, all in shorts, good. Although remember, the faster we drop the higher the dead cats bounce.

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>> No.51586883

Give me one reason why you didn't buy SQQQ before the FOMC.

>> No.51586896

I unironically though there would be a retarded contrarian pump.

>> No.51586897

its insane to me how some of these big people operate. she was great when line go up but zero skills in when line go down. stay in cash dont make it worse.

other was a options trader who destroyed his employer bank with his doubling down on everything strat.

so its like luck and being in the right place at the right time and you can lead anything if the money keeps coming. but if you are just gambling blindly it will be ogre the moment the tide turns.

>> No.51586900

what the fuck

>> No.51586907
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>haha yes goy buy (((puts))) the recession is near!
>t. an institution selling puts

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>> No.51586927
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it's super duper over

>> No.51586931

italy -3.60
portugal -3.40
austria -3.36

ooh boy its getting spicy

>> No.51586934

Holy fuck did anybody look at futures

>> No.51586938

that's the most retarded reason.

>> No.51586941

yeah but it happened before in 2022

>> No.51586952

i was bull side on the fomc too. if i just stayed short this week i would be at break even i think from -34% this year.

>> No.51586954

The vast, and I mean VAST majority of traders and hedge funds are absolute trash. They looked like geniuses during the great bond market bull run we've had since the 80's but the music is about to stop. Greatest crash in history is on its way and its about to start raining traders. Look out below.

>> No.51586965

The quasar fucked up bros.

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>> No.51586975

Does anyone know what is happening with Nokia?

There seems to be panic because it has dropped from 5.1€ to 4.3€ over the past fortnight.
I heard some conversation that is going to drop to 2€, and I don't really understand why people would believe. Nokia shares generally jump beteeen 3.8€ and 5€, this is nothing atypical.

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Finally, sort of flat VIX term structure

>> No.51586989

thanks for the short trade bro

>> No.51587001

>Bro just be drop dead handsome, you'll get any girl you want

>> No.51587006

spy 400 eod

>> No.51587013

Do you want me to put an anime girl on the /VX term structure?

>> No.51587014

As long as they have spaghettios with meatballs then I'm chilling

>> No.51587023

is Dec gonna be her knees? Sure

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>Do you want me to put an anime girl on the /VX term structure?

>> No.51587032

yeah. only thing that i pity is when you build a folio for 30-40 years and then get wiped out in a crash. but by then you should know better and take out out constantly.

>> No.51587044

>Dax plunges 300 points on recession fears

>> No.51587054

price targets look like conformist bullshit
show me an analyst who looks at a stock thats $10 and has been $10 forever, no sign of going up, and then sets a price a target of $30 and is even correct sometimes
most of them seem to just set it at current price +- 5% and if its ever far higher or lower its because they set it a year ago when the stock was around that level

>> No.51587056

starting to get actual financial crisis vibes now. dollar strength is just bulldozing everything.

>> No.51587058
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>uk literally implodes
>europe economy implodes
>10Y 3.80%.
Holy fuck guys i think the shemitah or whatever jew shit is real

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looks like a fun day ahead

>> No.51587081

Shout out to the real og's who hold cash and swing trade spy P's and C's intraday. Cash to cash everyday is the only way.

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>> No.51587092

Hope it all goes done 5%

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There will be no brakes on the DXY.
German 10y above 2% and Italy is heading straight to 5%. Also the yuan is cratering deeper into the 7s.

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hypothetically, how would I profit off of europoors trying to sneak into the only remaining functioning economy through the drone killing fields?

>> No.51587119

Italy is about to implode on fears of Germany going into deep recession. EU markets are probably liquidating US assets to get some liquidity into the system. This is definitely going to get very nasty in the next few days. Something is very broken at the ECB. If Italy falls we're looking at some Great Depression tier in the upcoming months in Europe

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Of course. Whole world, including that Slavic toxic shithole, is panic-buying USD for safety.

>> No.51587137

>he bought
delusional cows are finally getting what they deserve. those retarded sloorpers will die.
>hurr market has to go up
>durr why is it going down
when this baby hits 300 i'll get myself a nice free tesla

>> No.51587139

Damn dude, I make 70x than that every month from passive incomes. I've never met anyone who survived on $5 a day.

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wake me up
when shemitah ends

>> No.51587145
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Why did I sell a third of my spxs yesterday at close. Fuck!! I had 150 now I only have 100.

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Oopsie poopsie

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It's amazing.
Joe Brandon has unintentionally accomplished Trump's agenda of making America great again by process of elimination. In the land of the dead, the one eyed paraplegic will be king.

>> No.51587163

the uk government must be one of the most retarded retards out there
>have record high inflation
>instead of austerity just print more money and cut taxes

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>> No.51587169

eu is part of the problem. should be a loose alliance instead of this globohomo shit written in to the constitutions.

italy, greece and other corrupt shitholes should be left to fend for themselves mostly. if you cant run a proper economy then time to learn by urself.

>> No.51587178

Yupp it's all this one senile gentile's fault you nailed it

>> No.51587180


Same here, except just a year worth of rent and food moneis

>> No.51587183

Just short the market lol

>> No.51587191
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Every time I get this notification the market dumps a lot. I used to get it once in a blue moon. In the past 2 weeks I got it 3 times. The real dump is coming trend. Probably next week after we go through the June bottom

>> No.51587199

I was waiting for an entry pump but I guess it's just not happening lol

>> No.51587200

yeah uk is fucked. ive been think about shorting them awhile.

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>bought a drone stock yesterday
>already 10% down

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He's so comfortable he's purring.

>> No.51587206

>italy, greece and other corrupt shitholes should be left to fend for themselves mostly. if you cant run a proper economy then time to learn by urself.
Germany only survives because of them though

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>wanted to short fedex before the earning reports
>some fucking retard leaks the earning reports in advance before the market closes
>everybody is saying that the earning reports are ok and that the stock price will rise
>close my short positions at 156$ thinking I dodged a bullet
>check the premarket for fedex now

>> No.51587208

I'm DCAing veeeeery slowly cause I'm risk-averse at heart.
my god

>> No.51587213

Party city cunt show yourself

>> No.51587224

Futures are recovering, thank god

>> No.51587232
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What do you call this pattern?

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kek cathies

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>Wake up
>Set coffee
>Check market
>SOXL is somehow sub 10 in premarket
WHAT THE FUCK, I wanted to be around for when that threshold broke

>> No.51587246

>pls buy gme
Nah I'm good bro.

>> No.51587250

guess ill be a wagie for another 10 years

>> No.51587251

I am the conductor of the market when I buy or sell the line changes course. Fear me.

>> No.51587252
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I was bullish on SPY yesterday because we were at crucial levels but it looks like we broke right through them. I put a little extra in my DCA thinking I could swing the added bit

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You know earlier this week I went out with some friends (I am a zoomer) and I did some 'research'. I basically asked a bunch of people if they held stocks and almost all of them said yes. Mind you, these people are poor and have portfolios worth <€1K but still. They mostly invest in index funds and apple which worries me. While you guys are here AAAAAAA posting, those guys don't even know what the price is at because "stonks only go up", so if you think we are near capitulation, you need to go outside.
thanks for reading my blog

>> No.51587272

>They mostly invest in index funds and apple which worries me
they're smarter investors than anyone on this board

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>> No.51587286

delusional cow
when apple and tesla hit circuit breakers i might start slurping

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>> No.51587300

Is it better to start DCAing into SPY or QQQ if you plan to hold for at least 10 years?

>> No.51587303

The index fund bit is absolutely right.

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>> No.51587308
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Its called, fuck your Yen.

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>> No.51587317

It all goes by real quick. You can't buy happiness but you can buy dirt

>> No.51587318

buy SQQQ


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good morning sirs. do not redeem.

>> No.51587329

i dont think anybody could tell you which will perform better, but QQQ will definitely be more volatile - more upside and more downside, better if you have risk tolerance

>> No.51587333

You were told.
About the hidden tigers.
But you didn't listen.
Did you.
And now.
The hidden tigers.
They have eaten.
The farty ponies.
And now.
The hidden tigers.
They are coming.
Coming for you.

>> No.51587336

I don't think you deluded morons understand that to 99% of people not in markets a market crash means absolutely fucking nothing.

Circle jerk each other over your ten year yields or whatever it is you're all fretting about. NO ONE CARES.

Markets go up.

Markets go down.

>> No.51587348

guys im shitposting from the metaverse

>> No.51587353

whats your point sir

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Today, I buy.
Having a bangs in preparation.

>> No.51587360

im going to the store. need something bros? a new economy perhaps h-heh.

>> No.51587363

Good morning sers, I just woke up. What in the bloody benchod is going on? Who redeemed bastard bitch??

>> No.51587364

yeah well I do that as well and for a long time it was the smart decision but now that literally everyone is doing it, it's starting to feel like they're just providing liquidity for the big guys to get out.

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>> No.51587369

Still not selling to you in the cheap

>> No.51587372
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And just like that, not a single solitary thing will ever be green ever again. Not stocks, not bonds, not ETFs, not inverse ETFs, not call or puts, wether bought or sold, nor spreads, not commodities, not even lettuce will ever be green from here on, ever again

>> No.51587373

Great song. Alternatively,
>Land's the only thing that matters. It's the only thing that lasts. Something you love more than me, though you may not know it. Tara. It's this from which you get your strength: the red earth of Tara.
Gone With the Wind is worth a watch

>> No.51587378

Asked my friends and they said the exact opposite and said only rich people invest. Mind you I am a burger.

>> No.51587380

the bull thesis

>> No.51587385

ive transcendedr and merged my consciousness with the bogs. its over.

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Breaker bro's, it's time.

>> No.51587398

google sheets or github

>> No.51587405

I guess your 6 gorillion spy puts will print

>> No.51587409

What is it?

>> No.51587411

what do you mean? germany is fucked cos the commies on the inside been destroying it merkels etc. same what biden is doing in america.

>> No.51587417
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It's over. Nothing will ever go up again.

>> No.51587427

NOOOOO not my lettuce, you mother fucker, you will never replace my lettuce with cabbage on my burger AGAIN

>> No.51587433
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A large box of AMD puts, and a sixpack of AAPL shorts for me on the double

>> No.51587434
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Ok, when will this shemitah thing be over AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.51587443
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I can't wait for the brainstop manchildren to finally get fucking rugpulled. There will be famine and starvation, people losing jobs, houses and lives. Some smug hipster faggot that went all in on margin and refinanced his house will end up selling his ass to John Rocker. Men will off themselves and wives will suck dick for food behind the dumpster at Wendy's. The death and destruction will be glorious and I'll be fapping furiously every minute of it.

>> No.51587449

Germany cannot have a high export if it was alone or with western countries. It needs a weak currency

>> No.51587465

I don't listen to country but heard it on the radio this morning for the first time and thought it relevant.

>> No.51587467

why didnt I cash out

>> No.51587474

Why do people listen to stock boomers like Ray Dalio? There is nothing impressive with being born when line go up.

>> No.51587481

My investments are with great companies.
They will come back.

>> No.51587486
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>institutions need relative pennies from retail in order to exit their huge positions that are bigger than all the liquidity retail has combined

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Bobo, please just let SPY get back to $374, just let it touch if for a split second. I'm for real gonna learn my lesson this time bobo please and thank you kind generous good sir

>> No.51587496

holy shit the stock market is dead

>> No.51587497
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I got liquidated and I have 75 euros left, what do invest them into?

>> No.51587499

Who shorted the market??
Why did the government
allow this to happen??

>> No.51587508

>There are also limits to the scale of interventions. The dollar-selling intervention is funded by the Japanese government’s foreign currency reserves, which amount to approximately 200 trillion yen. On the other hand, the trading volume of the Japanese foreign exchange market is about 54 trillion yen per day, which is less than four days’ worth of funds.

>> No.51587511

bridgewaters returns through all markets have been phenomenal, arguably best in the industry behind jim simons, with more of a macro strategy than simons too - so probably best macro guy in the world - other than maybe soros
you should listen when dalio speaks
although he is talking up his book, he is not wrong
I will admit though, that one thing he has been wrong about (so far, due to zero covid strategy) is China

>> No.51587514
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Gee who could have predicted the rug pull this year I wonder

Shmita schizos RISE UP

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>> No.51587518
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This rope is about that price

>> No.51587530

There has to be one more short squeeze before it nukes, right?

>> No.51587531
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Best I can do is straight to $364 with no pullbacks, take it or leave it.

>> No.51587534

yes please

>> No.51587538

>mfw it wasn't a meme
we need to hang the bankers bros...

>> No.51587556

fuck off nigger you owe me gas money

>> No.51587561

If we double June bottom. There will be buyers there

>> No.51587563

my parents pay for everything I was in not need of that money anyways

>> No.51587564
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You knew what you were getting yourself into
>my bag

>> No.51587578
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Never doubt the schizos bro
The index has been dead on last few years

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If I don't look at the graphs or my securities account, then nothing is wrong.

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Buddy you coulda listened

>> No.51587588

why can't they just have normal holidays like christmas instead of all this destructive shit?

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>> No.51587595

Thread theme?

>> No.51587598

I’m on the verge of liquidating and throwing everything into the two year

>> No.51587599

google has a ttm pe of 19, I feel like that's a good deal

>> No.51587610

Why not 4 week bills? Same rate and can easily set up a ladder so you can buy when we go much lower

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That's a nice shiny juicy bag bobo. I feel bad now, you can have it back. No I don't mind, I, BOBO OK PLEASE BUY BAG THIS BAG NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and please loosen up you grip I can't breathe AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.51587630

Was it Ageagle Aerial Systems?
>me with aqb at all time low

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Good morning lads, wow those are some red futures. They were green yesterday morning and we dumped hard, what does that mean for today? I have all my portfolio in 3X Bear shares thankfully

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Holy fuck the market is kill

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>it's another low information perma-Mumu who doesn't understand what high yields and rate hikes mean both for the nation's budget and for the finances of companies

>> No.51587646

Kek stock baggies looking to do the crypto equivalent of tethering up and liquidating into bonds.

Can't make this shit up.

Rats. All of you.

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Buddy, I got news for you...

>> No.51587663

The Judeo-Christian god Yahweh comes from a god of war in the Canaanite pantheon.

>> No.51587664

It's ok man let it out

>> No.51587665


>the finances of 'companies'

Oh good heavens what ever will we do if over leveraged and zombie companies have to either fold up or cut some staff.

The horror

The horror

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By Allah if OPEC doesn't significantly cut production next meeting, I will be writing a Saudi Prince a strongly worded anonymous email from the comfort and safety of being another ocean away in my hovel.

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My man! Been stacking too!Checked & based

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Is September really always this bad?

>> No.51587683

>print a shit ton of money
>US in debt bubble
>incompetent leadership and weak economy that got BTFO by China's fixed assets
>thinking your reserve currency status is going to last with skyrocketing DXY/yields

>> No.51587693

I am feeling like a giddy little boy on Christmas, waiting to unwrap his presents. But it's even better, because I know that the thousands I'll make today will be taken straight out of exuberant cows' wallets. Open wide Mumu! *shits in your mouth*

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post yfw da bears win the stockm arket

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Maybe I should move into something more stable and less volatile, something safer like crypto or fentanyl

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>> No.51587706
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>September 22, 2022 at 11:42 PM EDTUpdated onSeptember 23, 2022 at 6:40 AM EDT
https://archive .ph/4J05R
>S&P 500 Index year-end target cut to 3,600, implying 4.2% drop
>Risks skewed to downside even after forecast revision: Kostin
>to 3,600 from 4,300, arguing that a dramatic shift in the outlook for interest rates moving higher will weigh on valuations for US equities (lol 700 point forecast cut)
>the higher interest-rate scenario in Goldman’s valuation model supports a price-earnings multiple of 15 times, compared with 18 times previously (currently S&P500 P/E is ~19)
>Goldman is cutting its target as several strategists surveyed by Bloomberg have reduced their year-end estimates for the S&P 500, even as they still on average see 16% upside from current levels through the end of this year. Analysts have also slashed price targets for US stocks but still predict nearly 26% returns for the benchmark over the next 12 months. (???? either delusional analysts that don't want to revise their calls lower, or we're about to see a monster rally into the end of the year)
>A majority of equity investors have adopted the view that a hard landing scenario is inevitable and their focus is on the timing, magnitude, and duration of a potential recession, Kostin and his colleagues wrote. Under such a framework, the 3-, 6-, and 12-month S&P 500 targets work out to 3,400, 3,150, and 3,750 respectively, they said.
>3 month target = 3400 ----- 6 month target = 3150 ----- 12 month target 3,750 (??!?!?!?!?!)
>They also say a year-end rally in the US equity gauge to 4,300 is possible if inflation shows clear signs of easing.

we're about to get PCE in 18 minutes
if core PCE is bad, we are going to dump so hard
but if core PCE comes out good, we must just get a little relief

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Shhh, no more tears, make yourself at home

>> No.51587712

I'm thinking about buying a big chunk of tobacco stocks because of the nice divi while the market keeps dumping and I think they're kinda recession proof. Retarded or not?

>> No.51587714

this is fucking depressing jesus christ

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2022 S&P 500 graphs are pretty silly looking

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Fuck, another fancy three letter report...

>> No.51587735

Yeah but who could become reserve currency instead?

>> No.51587738

Check if they are jacked to the tits in debt.
I think atleast MO was

>> No.51587739

BRIC globohomo CBDC

>> No.51587741

being able to buy stocks for big discounts is depressing?

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Buddy I told you not to look at the GBP…

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>thinking your reserve currency status is going to last with skyrocketing DXY/yields
literally this.
look what happended in 1985 and why it happened. sounds like the same playbook making the same mistakes again:

>In the 1970s, the index fluctuated between 80 and 110 as the US economy struggled through recession and rapidly rising inflation. As the Federal Reserve increased interest rates to cut inflation in the late 1970s, money flowed into the US Dollar – causing the USD Index to surge. It reached 164.720 in February 1985, its highest ever level (as of 24 October 2018).

>However, such a strong Dollar caused problems for US exporters, who found that their goods were no longer as competitive internationally. As a result, the US government took action to make the currency more competitive with five countries agreeing to manipulate the Dollar in the forex markets as part of the ‘Plaza Accord’. The US Dollar Index fell by 51% over the next four years.

>> No.51587758

I may have yet again backed the wrong horse

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>Stocks? We won't need stocks where we're going.

>> No.51587765

oooo cheapies *slurps*
*gets dumped on by another 20%*
*loses job*
*goes homeless*
*sells to survive*

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It must be if you dont have any cash set aside kek

>> No.51587772

Lol don't get your information from reddit
Almost all of the Canaanite gods, major and minor, were gods of war

>> No.51587776

yea, instead we should buy when we're at the top

>> No.51587777

Rosh Hashanah can't get here fast enough

>> No.51587787

Why the heavy red futures? Today is supposed to be a boring day

>> No.51587789

Good, partialism and rot is not an economy.

>> No.51587791

mazel tov

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>Digital Yuan issued for commodities in BRICs
>China buys up all of Brazil’s natural resources in exchange for digital Yuan
>Brazil’s digital Yuan expires
>Nothing personal kid

>> No.51587801

Should I sell my SARK? Or hold, who is replacing her? Is it a man?

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This is the time to find companies with lots of cash and low debt. For me it's AVPT. 30% of market cap in net cash. Punished because it's a de-SPAC and microcap. That's right I still haven't sold these bags from last year.

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looks like oil is going to go under 80 today holy shit

>> No.51587818

>owning commodities in a depression
shiggy doo, shiggy doo, shiggy diggy diggy doo

>> No.51587822

>what are you buying anon
>rope and vodka
It's over, bros. Stocks will never go up

>> No.51587824

>Goldman Sachs Throws In The Towel: Slashes S&P Price Target To 3,600... Warns Of Recesion Crash To 3,150

Told you SPY was going to 315.

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Don't say shit like this you'll make it retard pump

>> No.51587827

there are extenuating circumstances around energy that shouldn't be killing it like this

>> No.51587831

The Fed literally said the words demand destruction and you are still holding oil

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GDP/USD might parlay


>> No.51587833

>>>However, such a strong Dollar caused problems for US exporters, who found that their goods were no longer as competitive internationally. As a result, the US government took action to make the currency more competitive with five countries agreeing to manipulate the Dollar in the forex markets as part of the ‘Plaza Accord’. The US Dollar Index fell by 51% over the next four years.

I’m sorry anon, but this is 2022, not 1985. The Plaza Accord took months to hammer out, and Ronald Reagan was our president, not Joe Biden. Joe Biden’s too stupid to do a Plaza Accord 2.0, and even if one of his advisors try to do it, the new Republican Congress won’t let them

>> No.51587839

dark brandon desired it

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>> No.51587851

That's just fair value, there is no rule that says the SP500 can't go below fair value, in fact, the SP500 is below fair value half of its existence.

>> No.51587855

I'm at least glad gme/bbby and other meme stock retards will get what they deserve today
just watch, buy popcorn and salt it with tears from redditors

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and approaching an election while libs are in full power no less. literally insane

>> No.51587869

reminder: we are getting PCE report at 8:30am and inflation expectations at 10am
either could move the markets sharply higher, if core PCE comes in low, or inflation expectations are low
don't get caught with your pants down if you are short, be mindful

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>me and the boys otw to heem your market

Nothing personal

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My great gand children will never know what beef tastes like. It's over

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Gold bros., emergency meeting right now!!!

>> No.51587885

I just tested positive for covid again
So far its just as bad as the first time
Why exactly did we spend almost 2 years flattening the curve if we were just going to normalize it anyway

>> No.51587887

If your investment thesis could be devised by the average 12 year old maybe you should think twice about it?

>> No.51587895

isn't that next week?

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>> No.51587904

you're right I'm retarded

>> No.51587906

Buddy check out UK 5 year yield computer. That shithole is collapsing hard and bringing the whole world down with is.

>> No.51587920

only events are PMI at 9:45am
2:00pm = Powell opening remarks

>> No.51587935

Oh come on

>> No.51587941

Flatten the curve was supposed to give hospitals time to prepare and not get overwhelmed, instead they just made tictok videos and got overwhelmed anyway

>> No.51587943

>at least meme stock holders will continue to hold regardless of price
I cant imagine the people holding for this long are going to capitulate any time soon, especially not in this kind of panic
Retail in general is not selling off according to the talking heads

>> No.51587946

Inflation expectations will never come down again. The "you will own nothing" meme has permeated the wagie zeitgeist. That's why we keep spending and going into debt. We know there's no point in even trying to save so you might as well YOLO.

>> No.51587952

no, the obvious play is generally the right one given enough time

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Not the swan I was expecting, but that's the swan's nature.

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>> No.51587967

Major buy signal

>> No.51587968

yeah, of course everyone intelligent already left like a year ago, but there are still fucking threads on this board

>> No.51587973

They will be when they need that money to pay for rent and food once the Fed meets their unemployment goals. You can only bag hold as long as you have a job.

>> No.51587978

It’s only destructive for the goyim

>> No.51587986

I wish there was an auto ban filter for people who post things containing "will never [blank] again" so we could get the worst of the retards off this board.

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>If your investment thesis could be devised by the average 12 year old maybe you should think twice about it?

>> No.51588033

lmao, I think you have the right idea but you're starting too soon. I'd wait for SPX < 3000 first and at least January.

>> No.51588202

The Jew fears the samurai

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