/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.51586070]

Kek baggies edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Kashima
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>51582790

[Anonymous No.51586091]

I need to make enough money to learn what a vagina looks like

[Anonymous No.51586096]

BUY DXY BUY LEDDIT BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.51586115]

I'm scared that we'll never recover from this...

[Anonymous No.51586117]

Yields...


stinky OL's

[Anonymous No.51586130]

52 week lows this morning

[Anonymous No.51586141]

2 year treasuries are over 4%

[Anonymous No.51586144]

>>51586117
Based inverted anime curve

[Anonymous No.51586145]

>>51586115
market probably waiting for PMI print but I have no idea if a good number means it's good or hurr durr muh fed will hike more

[Anonymous No.51586148]

Mumu, you beheem yourself.

[Anonymous No.51586154]

>>51586141
5Y soon

[Anonymous No.51586160]

>>51586141
and the 6 month is 3.895%
10yr only 3.735%
3 month still at 3.226%.. but appears to be the next to invert

[Anonymous No.51586167]

>>51586145
Soft landing narrative is still on life support so I think at this point the market would react positively if it's good.

[Anonymous No.51586175]

Thoughts ?

[Anonymous No.51586176]

>>51586091
Literally costs 0 to fuck a bitch.
I really can't believe how you can be a virgin, unless you are deformed or legit ugly as hell.

[Anonymous No.51586187]

What the fuck is going on, the markets are shitting themselves. Did it have to do with UK being in a recession now?

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1573020609449172992

[Anonymous No.51586207]

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.51586215]

>>51586187
People have been posting graphs comparing SPX to 2008 and 1937 for months, and it's all going exactly as the graphs predicting, more so than you could have reasonably anticipated. It was written.

[Anonymous No.51586216]

>ALOHA SNACKBAR
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ALOHA SNACKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

[Anonymous No.51586230]

I am unsatisfied with the performance of my stock portfolio, it is no longer achieving my investment goals.

[Anonymous No.51586246]

>>51586230
she will be missed

[Anonymous No.51586257]

>>51586187
it's because of this fake and gay forex jew dollar market
look at DXY and tell me if this is a healthy and organic pump to you

[Anonymous No.51586265]

>>51586230
You need to innovate harder

[Anonymous No.51586278]

>>51586175
*burp*

[Anonymous No.51586306]

>>51586175
I think it will lose money which means it will gain money since I am always wrong.

[Anonymous No.51586321]

Wtf is happening

[Anonymous No.51586331]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51586346]

We're gaping through the lows. Hold onto your butts

[Anonymous No.51586376]

It's actually really over this time

[Anonymous No.51586399]

>>51586257
Maybe it's only the beginning

[Anonymous No.51586422]

wiped out my fomc losses with yesterdays dump, basado. i speculate tonights close will be a selloff too.

[Anonymous No.51586444]

selling SPY and buying SPXS calls... cant believe it took me this long

[Anonymous No.51586454]

I wanted to share a corporate valuation model on here. Do you guys know a good place to host it?

[Anonymous No.51586459]

>DOW is below 30,000

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51586469]

>>51586176
>Literally costs 0 to fuck a bitch.
my time is priceless

[Anonymous No.51586480]

If the recession overlay chart and the shemitah thing turn out to be real then i will never question meme magic again

[Anonymous No.51586485]

Are we breaking the June lows today?

[Anonymous No.51586492]

What do I sell today? Everything or just most things?

[Anonymous No.51586521]

>>51586485
hope so but im guessing they are saving it for monday

[Anonymous No.51586528]

>>51586480
>recession

Funny way of spelling DEPRESSION anon

[Anonymous No.51586539]

This is all part of the healing process.
An economy degenerates with low rates and the consequent speculation.
Money wasted on unprofitable nonsense will no longer go to the grifters and scammers that thrive on low rates like flies on rot.

I near liquidated my portfolio after the CPI print, now is the time for cash gang.

[Anonymous No.51586556]

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO AMAZON NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51586561]

Futes

[Anonymous No.51586567]

>>51586070
Get ready for the Great Reset frens. Don't worry, they've got warehouses of canned goyslop that you can buy with Central Bank Digital Currency.

[Anonymous No.51586568]

>>51586492
inverse etf

[Anonymous No.51586570]

if i could play the fomc again i would short something during the last dump. retard me were only thinking about indexes when i could shorted just about any stock then.

[Anonymous No.51586572]

>>51586556
I lost all my money, it's over

[Anonymous No.51586579]

Gooooooooooooood morning /smg/ hows the futures goi-
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51586601]

Chugga chugga choo choo
Fuck real estate

[Anonymous No.51586615]

>369.99
oh no...

[Anonymous No.51586623]

>>51586070
I'd love to slurp up some vanguard etf cheapies, but I'm making a net profit of $5 per month right now, so I should probably stop buying stocks

[Anonymous No.51586630]

Everything will be fine

[Anonymous No.51586640]

SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.51586642]

uhm energy bros what is going on, by all logic we should go up

[Anonymous No.51586644]

>>51586570
What would you have shorted that would've been better than a 3x etf?

[Anonymous No.51586648]

>>51586642
by all logic everything must go down

[Anonymous No.51586694]

Fuck me it all just keeps going down.

Could this be it? Will everything crash and burn when Shemitah ends on September 24th?

[Anonymous No.51586696]

>>51586644
anything since i can only buy 3x us etf when euro exchanges are open. instead of shorting stocks i was just aaaaaing and oooooing the charts that day.

[Anonymous No.51586703]

4.4% for the FFR
That a 75 and a 50 bps hike in the next 2 meetings
DXY* gonna be a 120 EOY at this rate

https://youtu.be/Sxy2QTq864o?t=398

6:38

[Anonymous No.51586721]

Oilfags rip lmao

[Anonymous No.51586726]

>>51586694
There is a bottom anon, but you can't see it from here.

[Anonymous No.51586730]

europe red as fuck. from -2 to 3% some indexes

[Anonymous No.51586736]

last chance to buy GME if you want to make actual money

[Anonymous No.51586740]

>>51586730
what a day

[Anonymous No.51586752]

>>51586736
I sold all my CAT puts yesterday at a profit, took those gains, and put them all into deep OOTM GME puts.

That piece of shit is crashing and burning now that the age of the meme is over. Im thinking -15% today.

[Anonymous No.51586760]

>>51586736
while bankruptcy sounds attractive i might abstain for now

[Anonymous No.51586764]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I

[Anonymous No.51586778]

>schemitah ending on the 26th
>futures already this blood red

right on schedule, just like everyone before it

[Anonymous No.51586779]

MUMU HEY MUMU
*knockknockknockknockknockknockknock*
*ka-WHAM**ka-WHAM**ka-WHAM*
.
.
.
*creeeeeaaak*
Oh, hey buddy, there you are. Sorry to bother you so early, but I need you to go right now and check the futures.

[Anonymous No.51586809]

>370 utterly buckbroken
literally no resistance lmao

[Anonymous No.51586817]

https://www.ft.com/content/95d2e64c-88c1-4d0f-abea-1a8eff5dd122
>
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https://www.ft.com/content/95d2e64c-88c1-4d0f-abea-1a8eff5dd122

Ark Investment Management chief executive Cathie Wood has stepped down as portfolio manager of the company’s two index funds, in the third shake-up of the firm’s portfolio management roster in as many months.

innovation bros not like this...

[Anonymous No.51586821]

>>51586740
im trying to go all in.

[Anonymous No.51586833]

>>51586215
Why even /biz/ can't grasp this is beyond me.

[Anonymous No.51586836]

You only had to listen

[Anonymous No.51586840]

>>51586821
what mental illness is this?

[Anonymous No.51586848]

holy shit i sold my puts yesterday is it really going to dump even more today?

[Anonymous No.51586853]

>>51586840
all in bobo side so maybe bearmania

[Anonymous No.51586858]

>>51586817
>Copying articles to share with others is a breach of FT.com T&Cs and Copyright Policy.

[Anonymous No.51586862]

>>51586858
lmao fuck didn't notice that

[Anonymous No.51586865]

>>51586853
oh right, all in shorts, good. Although remember, the faster we drop the higher the dead cats bounce.

[Anonymous No.51586867]

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOO

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/goldman-throws-towell-slashes-sp-price-target-3600-warns-recesion-crash-3150

[Anonymous No.51586883]

Give me one reason why you didn't buy SQQQ before the FOMC.

[Anonymous No.51586896]

>>51586883
I unironically though there would be a retarded contrarian pump.

[Anonymous No.51586897]

>>51586817
its insane to me how some of these big people operate. she was great when line go up but zero skills in when line go down. stay in cash dont make it worse.

other was a options trader who destroyed his employer bank with his doubling down on everything strat.


so its like luck and being in the right place at the right time and you can lead anything if the money keeps coming. but if you are just gambling blindly it will be ogre the moment the tide turns.

[Anonymous No.51586900]

>3.82
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.51586907]

>>51586867
>haha yes goy buy (((puts))) the recession is near!
>t. an institution selling puts

[Anonymous No.51586910]

SELL EVERYTHIGN

[Anonymous No.51586927]

>368.90
it's super duper over

[Anonymous No.51586931]

italy -3.60
portugal -3.40
austria -3.36

ooh boy its getting spicy

[Anonymous No.51586934]

Holy fuck did anybody look at futures

[Anonymous No.51586938]

>>51586896
that's the most retarded reason.

[Anonymous No.51586941]

>>51586938
yeah but it happened before in 2022

[Anonymous No.51586952]

>>51586938
i was bull side on the fomc too. if i just stayed short this week i would be at break even i think from -34% this year.

[Anonymous No.51586954]

>>51586897
The vast, and I mean VAST majority of traders and hedge funds are absolute trash. They looked like geniuses during the great bond market bull run we've had since the 80's but the music is about to stop. Greatest crash in history is on its way and its about to start raining traders. Look out below.

[Quasar !!7McZD6mb6Mp No.51586965]

The quasar fucked up bros.

[Anonymous No.51586971]

DXY*

112


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFNr9FnpZBk

[Anonymous No.51586975]

Does anyone know what is happening with Nokia?

There seems to be panic because it has dropped from 5.1€ to 4.3€ over the past fortnight.
I heard some conversation that is going to drop to 2€, and I don't really understand why people would believe. Nokia shares generally jump beteeen 3.8€ and 5€, this is nothing atypical.

[Anonymous No.51586980]

I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE PUTS YESTERDAY fuuuuuuuaaaaK

[Anonymous No.51586987]

Finally, sort of flat VIX term structure

[Anonymous No.51586989]

>>51586975
thanks for the short trade bro

[Anonymous No.51587001]

>>51586176
>Bro just be drop dead handsome, you'll get any girl you want

[Anonymous No.51587006]

spy 400 eod

[Anonymous No.51587013]

>>51586987
Do you want me to put an anime girl on the /VX term structure?

[Anonymous No.51587014]

>>51586567
As long as they have spaghettios with meatballs then I'm chilling

[Anonymous No.51587023]

>>51587013
is Dec gonna be her knees? Sure

[Anonymous No.51587031]

>>51587013
>Do you want me to put an anime girl on the /VX term structure?

[Anonymous No.51587032]

>>51586954
yeah. only thing that i pity is when you build a folio for 30-40 years and then get wiped out in a crash. but by then you should know better and take out out constantly.

[Anonymous No.51587044]

>Dax plunges 300 points on recession fears

[Anonymous No.51587054]

>>51586867
price targets look like conformist bullshit
show me an analyst who looks at a stock thats $10 and has been $10 forever, no sign of going up, and then sets a price a target of $30 and is even correct sometimes
most of them seem to just set it at current price +- 5% and if its ever far higher or lower its because they set it a year ago when the stock was around that level

[Anonymous No.51587056]

starting to get actual financial crisis vibes now. dollar strength is just bulldozing everything.

[Anonymous No.51587058]

>uk literally implodes
>europe economy implodes
>10Y 3.80%.
Holy fuck guys i think the shemitah or whatever jew shit is real

[Anonymous No.51587066]

looks like a fun day ahead

[Anonymous No.51587081]

Shout out to the real og's who hold cash and swing trade spy P's and C's intraday. Cash to cash everyday is the only way.

[Anonymous No.51587083]

[Anonymous No.51587092]

>>51587066
Hope it all goes done 5%

[Anonymous No.51587112]

>>51587066
There will be no brakes on the DXY.
German 10y above 2% and Italy is heading straight to 5%. Also the yuan is cratering deeper into the 7s.

[Anonymous No.51587113]

[Anonymous No.51587115]

>>51587056
hypothetically, how would I profit off of europoors trying to sneak into the only remaining functioning economy through the drone killing fields?

[Anonymous No.51587119]

>>51586931
Italy is about to implode on fears of Germany going into deep recession. EU markets are probably liquidating US assets to get some liquidity into the system. This is definitely going to get very nasty in the next few days. Something is very broken at the ECB. If Italy falls we're looking at some Great Depression tier in the upcoming months in Europe

[Anonymous No.51587124]

>>51587056

Of course. Whole world, including that Slavic toxic shithole, is panic-buying USD for safety.

[Anonymous No.51587137]

>he bought
HAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHA
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
delusional cows are finally getting what they deserve. those retarded sloorpers will die.
>hurr market has to go up
>durr why is it going down
when this baby hits 300 i'll get myself a nice free tesla
I AM MICHAEL BURRY BABY

[Anonymous No.51587139]

>>51586623
Damn dude, I make 70x than that every month from passive incomes. I've never met anyone who survived on $5 a day.

[Anonymous No.51587143]

wake me up
when shemitah ends

[Anonymous No.51587145]

Why did I sell a third of my spxs yesterday at close. Fuck!! I had 150 now I only have 100.

[Anonymous No.51587146]

Oopsie poopsie

[Anonymous No.51587155]

>>51587112
It's amazing.
Joe Brandon has unintentionally accomplished Trump's agenda of making America great again by process of elimination. In the land of the dead, the one eyed paraplegic will be king.

[Anonymous No.51587163]

the uk government must be one of the most retarded retards out there
>have record high inflation
>instead of austerity just print more money and cut taxes

[Anonymous No.51587164]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51587169]

>>51587119
eu is part of the problem. should be a loose alliance instead of this globohomo shit written in to the constitutions.

italy, greece and other corrupt shitholes should be left to fend for themselves mostly. if you cant run a proper economy then time to learn by urself.

[Anonymous No.51587178]

>>51587155
Yupp it's all this one senile gentile's fault you nailed it

[Anonymous No.51587180]

>>51587137

Same here, except just a year worth of rent and food moneis

[Anonymous No.51587183]

Just short the market lol

[Anonymous No.51587191]

Every time I get this notification the market dumps a lot. I used to get it once in a blue moon. In the past 2 weeks I got it 3 times. The real dump is coming trend. Probably next week after we go through the June bottom

[Anonymous No.51587199]

>>51587183
I was waiting for an entry pump but I guess it's just not happening lol

[Anonymous No.51587200]

>>51587163
yeah uk is fucked. ive been think about shorting them awhile.

[Anonymous No.51587201]

>bought a drone stock yesterday
>already 10% down

[Anonymous No.51587202]

He's so comfortable he's purring.

[Anonymous No.51587206]

>>51587169
>italy, greece and other corrupt shitholes should be left to fend for themselves mostly. if you cant run a proper economy then time to learn by urself.
Germany only survives because of them though

[Anonymous No.51587207]

>wanted to short fedex before the earning reports
>some fucking retard leaks the earning reports in advance before the market closes
>everybody is saying that the earning reports are ok and that the stock price will rise
>close my short positions at 156$ thinking I dodged a bullet
>check the premarket for fedex now
>mfw

[Anonymous No.51587208]

>>51587183
I'm DCAing veeeeery slowly cause I'm risk-averse at heart.
>DXY
my god

[Anonymous No.51587213]

Party city cunt show yourself

[Anonymous No.51587224]

Futures are recovering, thank god

[Anonymous No.51587232]

What do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.51587236]

>>51586230
kek cathies

[Anonymous No.51587238]

>Wake up
>Set coffee
>Check market
>SOXL is somehow sub 10 in premarket
WHAT THE FUCK, I wanted to be around for when that threshold broke

[Anonymous No.51587246]

>>51586736
>pls buy gme
Nah I'm good bro.

[Anonymous No.51587250]

guess ill be a wagie for another 10 years

[Anonymous No.51587251]

I am the conductor of the market when I buy or sell the line changes course. Fear me.

[Anonymous No.51587252]

>>51586938
I was bullish on SPY yesterday because we were at crucial levels but it looks like we broke right through them. I put a little extra in my DCA thinking I could swing the added bit

[Anonymous No.51587255]

You know earlier this week I went out with some friends (I am a zoomer) and I did some 'research'. I basically asked a bunch of people if they held stocks and almost all of them said yes. Mind you, these people are poor and have portfolios worth <€1K but still. They mostly invest in index funds and apple which worries me. While you guys are here AAAAAAA posting, those guys don't even know what the price is at because "stonks only go up", so if you think we are near capitulation, you need to go outside.
thanks for reading my blog

[Anonymous No.51587272]

>>51587255
>They mostly invest in index funds and apple which worries me
they're smarter investors than anyone on this board

[Anonymous No.51587280]

>>51586070

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51587286]

>>51587272
delusional cow
when apple and tesla hit circuit breakers i might start slurping

[Anonymous No.51587293]

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE
>WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE
WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE
>WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE

[Anonymous No.51587300]

Is it better to start DCAing into SPY or QQQ if you plan to hold for at least 10 years?

[Anonymous No.51587303]

>>51587286
The index fund bit is absolutely right.

[Anonymous No.51587305]

>>51587272
BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.51587308]

>>51587232
Its called, fuck your Yen.

[Anonymous No.51587310]

[Anonymous No.51587317]

It all goes by real quick. You can't buy happiness but you can buy dirt

[Anonymous No.51587318]

buy SQQQ
u
y

S
Q
Q
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[Anonymous No.51587327]

good morning sirs. do not redeem.

[Anonymous No.51587329]

>>51587300
i dont think anybody could tell you which will perform better, but QQQ will definitely be more volatile - more upside and more downside, better if you have risk tolerance

[Anonymous No.51587333]

You were told.
About the hidden tigers.
But you didn't listen.
Did you.
And now.
The hidden tigers.
They have eaten.
The farty ponies.
And now.
The hidden tigers.
They are coming.
Coming for you.
You.
Will.
Learn.

[Anonymous No.51587336]

I don't think you deluded morons understand that to 99% of people not in markets a market crash means absolutely fucking nothing.

Circle jerk each other over your ten year yields or whatever it is you're all fretting about. NO ONE CARES.

Markets go up.

Markets go down.

[baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51587348]

guys im shitposting from the metaverse

[Anonymous No.51587353]

>>51587336
whats your point sir

[Anonymous No.51587356]

Today, I buy.
Having a bangs in preparation.

[Anonymous No.51587360]

im going to the store. need something bros? a new economy perhaps h-heh.

[Anonymous No.51587363]

Good morning sers, I just woke up. What in the bloody benchod is going on? Who redeemed bastard bitch??

[Anonymous No.51587364]

>>51587272
yeah well I do that as well and for a long time it was the smart decision but now that literally everyone is doing it, it's starting to feel like they're just providing liquidity for the big guys to get out.

[Anonymous No.51587367]

>>51587336
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.51587369]

>>51587333
Still not selling to you in the cheap

[Anonymous No.51587372]

And just like that, not a single solitary thing will ever be green ever again. Not stocks, not bonds, not ETFs, not inverse ETFs, not call or puts, wether bought or sold, nor spreads, not commodities, not even lettuce will ever be green from here on, ever again

[Anonymous No.51587373]

>>51587317
Great song. Alternatively,
>Land's the only thing that matters. It's the only thing that lasts. Something you love more than me, though you may not know it. Tara. It's this from which you get your strength: the red earth of Tara.
Gone With the Wind is worth a watch

[Anonymous No.51587378]

>>51587255
Asked my friends and they said the exact opposite and said only rich people invest. Mind you I am a burger.

[Anonymous No.51587380]

uranium
the bull thesis

[baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51587385]

ive transcendedr and merged my consciousness with the bogs. its over.

[Anonymous No.51587397]

https://youtu.be/ARR51SFcm5Y

Breaker bro's, it's time.

[Anonymous No.51587398]

>>51586454
google sheets or github

[Anonymous No.51587405]

>>51587385
I guess your 6 gorillion spy puts will print

[Anonymous No.51587409]

>>51587380
What is it?

[Anonymous No.51587411]

>>51587206
what do you mean? germany is fucked cos the commies on the inside been destroying it merkels etc. same what biden is doing in america.

[Anonymous No.51587417]

>>51587372
It's over. Nothing will ever go up again.

[Anonymous No.51587427]

>>51587372
NOOOOO not my lettuce, you mother fucker, you will never replace my lettuce with cabbage on my burger AGAIN

[Anonymous No.51587433]

>>51587360
A large box of AMD puts, and a sixpack of AAPL shorts for me on the double

[Anonymous No.51587434]

Ok, when will this shemitah thing be over AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.51587443]

>>51586736
I can't wait for the brainstop manchildren to finally get fucking rugpulled. There will be famine and starvation, people losing jobs, houses and lives. Some smug hipster faggot that went all in on margin and refinanced his house will end up selling his ass to John Rocker. Men will off themselves and wives will suck dick for food behind the dumpster at Wendy's. The death and destruction will be glorious and I'll be fapping furiously every minute of it.

[Anonymous No.51587449]

>>51587411
Germany cannot have a high export if it was alone or with western countries. It needs a weak currency

[Anonymous No.51587465]

>>51587373
I don't listen to country but heard it on the radio this morning for the first time and thought it relevant.

[Anonymous No.51587467]

why didnt I cash out

[Anonymous No.51587474]

Why do people listen to stock boomers like Ray Dalio? There is nothing impressive with being born when line go up.

[Anonymous No.51587481]

My investments are with great companies.
They will come back.

[Anonymous No.51587486]

>>51587364
>institutions need relative pennies from retail in order to exit their huge positions that are bigger than all the liquidity retail has combined

[Anonymous No.51587495]

Bobo, please just let SPY get back to $374, just let it touch if for a split second. I'm for real gonna learn my lesson this time bobo please and thank you kind generous good sir

[Anonymous No.51587496]

holy shit the stock market is dead

[Anonymous No.51587497]

I got liquidated and I have 75 euros left, what do invest them into?

[Anonymous No.51587499]

Who shorted the market??
Why did the government
allow this to happen??

[Anonymous No.51587508]

ANOTHER DOOM REPORT
>There are also limits to the scale of interventions. The dollar-selling intervention is funded by the Japanese government’s foreign currency reserves, which amount to approximately 200 trillion yen. On the other hand, the trading volume of the Japanese foreign exchange market is about 54 trillion yen per day, which is less than four days’ worth of funds.

[Anonymous No.51587511]

>>51587474
bridgewaters returns through all markets have been phenomenal, arguably best in the industry behind jim simons, with more of a macro strategy than simons too - so probably best macro guy in the world - other than maybe soros
you should listen when dalio speaks
although he is talking up his book, he is not wrong
I will admit though, that one thing he has been wrong about (so far, due to zero covid strategy) is China

[Anonymous No.51587514]

Gee who could have predicted the rug pull this year I wonder

Shmita schizos RISE UP

[Anonymous No.51587517]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.51587518]

>>51587497
This rope is about that price

[Anonymous No.51587530]

There has to be one more short squeeze before it nukes, right?

[Anonymous No.51587531]

>>51587495
Best I can do is straight to $364 with no pullbacks, take it or leave it.

[Anonymous No.51587534]

>>51587031
yes please

[Anonymous No.51587538]

>>51587514
>mfw it wasn't a meme
we need to hang the bankers bros...

[Anonymous No.51587556]

>>51587178
fuck off nigger you owe me gas money

[Anonymous No.51587561]

>>51587530
If we double June bottom. There will be buyers there

[Anonymous No.51587563]

>>51587518
my parents pay for everything I was in not need of that money anyways

[Anonymous No.51587564]

>>51587495
You knew what you were getting yourself into
>my bag

[Anonymous No.51587578]

>>51587538
Never doubt the schizos bro
The index has been dead on last few years

[Anonymous No.51587581]

DOOM

[Anonymous No.51587582]

If I don't look at the graphs or my securities account, then nothing is wrong.

[Anonymous No.51587583]

>>51587495
Buddy you coulda listened

[Anonymous No.51587588]

>>51587514
why can't they just have normal holidays like christmas instead of all this destructive shit?

[Anonymous No.51587589]

Purge.

[Anonymous No.51587595]

Thread theme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCfjIiSpeCg

[Anonymous No.51587598]

I’m on the verge of liquidating and throwing everything into the two year

[Anonymous No.51587599]

google has a ttm pe of 19, I feel like that's a good deal

[Anonymous No.51587610]

>>51587598
Why not 4 week bills? Same rate and can easily set up a ladder so you can buy when we go much lower

[Anonymous No.51587614]

>>51587564
That's a nice shiny juicy bag bobo. I feel bad now, you can have it back. No I don't mind, I, BOBO OK PLEASE BUY BAG THIS BAG NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and please loosen up you grip I can't breathe AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.51587630]

>>51587201
Was it Ageagle Aerial Systems?
>me with aqb at all time low

[Anonymous No.51587633]

Good morning lads, wow those are some red futures. They were green yesterday morning and we dumped hard, what does that mean for today? I have all my portfolio in 3X Bear shares thankfully

[Anonymous No.51587638]

Holy fuck the market is kill

[Anonymous No.51587645]

>>51587336
>it's another low information perma-Mumu who doesn't understand what high yields and rate hikes mean both for the nation's budget and for the finances of companies

[Anonymous No.51587646]

Kek stock baggies looking to do the crypto equivalent of tethering up and liquidating into bonds.

Can't make this shit up.

Rats. All of you.

[Anonymous No.51587662]

>>51587495
Buddy, I got news for you...

[Anonymous No.51587665]

>>51587645

>the finances of 'companies'

Oh good heavens what ever will we do if over leveraged and zombie companies have to either fold up or cut some staff.

The horror

The horror

[Anonymous No.51587663]

>>51587588
The Judeo-Christian god Yahweh comes from a god of war in the Canaanite pantheon.

[Anonymous No.51587666]

By Allah if OPEC doesn't significantly cut production next meeting, I will be writing a Saudi Prince a strongly worded anonymous email from the comfort and safety of being another ocean away in my hovel.

[Anonymous No.51587664]

>>51587646
It's ok man let it out

[Anonymous No.51587673]

>>51587633
My man! Been stacking too!Checked & based

[Anonymous No.51587676]

>>51587646
Meds

[Anonymous No.51587679]

Is September really always this bad?

[Anonymous No.51587683]

>>51587646
>print a shit ton of money
>US in debt bubble
>incompetent leadership and weak economy that got BTFO by China's fixed assets
>thinking your reserve currency status is going to last with skyrocketing DXY/yields

[Anonymous No.51587693]

I am feeling like a giddy little boy on Christmas, waiting to unwrap his presents. But it's even better, because I know that the thousands I'll make today will be taken straight out of exuberant cows' wallets. Open wide Mumu! *shits in your mouth*

[Anonymous No.51587694]

post yfw da bears win the stockm arket

[Anonymous No.51587698]

Maybe I should move into something more stable and less volatile, something safer like crypto or fentanyl

[Anonymous No.51587703]

>>51587679
no

[Anonymous No.51587706]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-23/goldman-slashes-s-p-500-target-citing-higher-path-for-fed-rates-l8dxthrq
>September 22, 2022 at 11:42 PM EDTUpdated onSeptember 23, 2022 at 6:40 AM EDT
https://archive .ph/4J05R
>S&P 500 Index year-end target cut to 3,600, implying 4.2% drop
>Risks skewed to downside even after forecast revision: Kostin
>to 3,600 from 4,300, arguing that a dramatic shift in the outlook for interest rates moving higher will weigh on valuations for US equities (lol 700 point forecast cut)
>the higher interest-rate scenario in Goldman’s valuation model supports a price-earnings multiple of 15 times, compared with 18 times previously (currently S&P500 P/E is ~19)
>Goldman is cutting its target as several strategists surveyed by Bloomberg have reduced their year-end estimates for the S&P 500, even as they still on average see 16% upside from current levels through the end of this year. Analysts have also slashed price targets for US stocks but still predict nearly 26% returns for the benchmark over the next 12 months. (???? either delusional analysts that don't want to revise their calls lower, or we're about to see a monster rally into the end of the year)
>A majority of equity investors have adopted the view that a hard landing scenario is inevitable and their focus is on the timing, magnitude, and duration of a potential recession, Kostin and his colleagues wrote. Under such a framework, the 3-, 6-, and 12-month S&P 500 targets work out to 3,400, 3,150, and 3,750 respectively, they said.
>3 month target = 3400 ----- 6 month target = 3150 ----- 12 month target 3,750 (??!?!?!?!?!)
>They also say a year-end rally in the US equity gauge to 4,300 is possible if inflation shows clear signs of easing.

we're about to get PCE in 18 minutes
if core PCE is bad, we are going to dump so hard
but if core PCE comes out good, we must just get a little relief

[Anonymous No.51587708]

>>51587614
Shhh, no more tears, make yourself at home

[Anonymous No.51587712]

I'm thinking about buying a big chunk of tobacco stocks because of the nice divi while the market keeps dumping and I think they're kinda recession proof. Retarded or not?

[Anonymous No.51587714]

this is fucking depressing jesus christ

[Anonymous No.51587729]

2022 S&P 500 graphs are pretty silly looking

[Anonymous No.51587731]

>>51587706
Fuck, another fancy three letter report...

[Anonymous No.51587735]

>>51587683
Yeah but who could become reserve currency instead?

[Anonymous No.51587738]

>>51587712
Check if they are jacked to the tits in debt.
I think atleast MO was

[Anonymous No.51587739]

>>51587735
BRIC globohomo CBDC

[Anonymous No.51587741]

>>51587714
being able to buy stocks for big discounts is depressing?

[Anonymous No.51587755]

Buddy I told you not to look at the GBP…

[Anonymous No.51587757]

>>51587683
>thinking your reserve currency status is going to last with skyrocketing DXY/yields
literally this.
look what happended in 1985 and why it happened. sounds like the same playbook making the same mistakes again:


>In the 1970s, the index fluctuated between 80 and 110 as the US economy struggled through recession and rapidly rising inflation. As the Federal Reserve increased interest rates to cut inflation in the late 1970s, money flowed into the US Dollar – causing the USD Index to surge. It reached 164.720 in February 1985, its highest ever level (as of 24 October 2018).

>However, such a strong Dollar caused problems for US exporters, who found that their goods were no longer as competitive internationally. As a result, the US government took action to make the currency more competitive with five countries agreeing to manipulate the Dollar in the forex markets as part of the ‘Plaza Accord’. The US Dollar Index fell by 51% over the next four years.

[Anonymous No.51587758]

>Oil
I may have yet again backed the wrong horse

[Anonymous No.51587765]

>>51587741
oooo cheapies *slurps*
*gets dumped on by another 20%*
*loses job*
*goes homeless*
*sells to survive*
oopsie!

[Anonymous No.51587764]

>>51587741
>Stocks? We won't need stocks where we're going.

[Anonymous No.51587770]

>>51587741
It must be if you dont have any cash set aside kek

[Anonymous No.51587772]

>>51587663
Lol don't get your information from reddit
Almost all of the Canaanite gods, major and minor, were gods of war

[Anonymous No.51587776]

>>51587765
yea, instead we should buy when we're at the top

[Anonymous No.51587777]

Rosh Hashanah can't get here fast enough

[Anonymous No.51587787]

Why the heavy red futures? Today is supposed to be a boring day

[Anonymous No.51587789]

>>51587757
Good, partialism and rot is not an economy.

[Anonymous No.51587791]

>>51587777
mazel tov

[Anonymous No.51587798]

>>51587739
>Digital Yuan issued for commodities in BRICs
>China buys up all of Brazil’s natural resources in exchange for digital Yuan
>Brazil’s digital Yuan expires
>Nothing personal kid

[Anonymous No.51587801]

>>51586817
Should I sell my SARK? Or hold, who is replacing her? Is it a man?

[Anonymous No.51587802]

>>51587645
This is the time to find companies with lots of cash and low debt. For me it's AVPT. 30% of market cap in net cash. Punished because it's a de-SPAC and microcap. That's right I still haven't sold these bags from last year.
https://stockanalysis.com/stocks/avpt/statistics/

[Anonymous No.51587808]

looks like oil is going to go under 80 today holy shit

[Anonymous No.51587818]

>>51587808
>owning commodities in a depression
shiggy doo, shiggy doo, shiggy diggy diggy doo

[Anonymous No.51587822]

>what are you buying anon
>rope and vodka
It's over, bros. Stocks will never go up

[Anonymous No.51587824]

>Goldman Sachs Throws In The Towel: Slashes S&P Price Target To 3,600... Warns Of Recesion Crash To 3,150

Told you SPY was going to 315.
>>51574019

[Anonymous No.51587826]

>>51587693
Don't say shit like this you'll make it retard pump

[Anonymous No.51587827]

>>51587818
there are extenuating circumstances around energy that shouldn't be killing it like this

[Anonymous No.51587831]

>>51587808
The Fed literally said the words demand destruction and you are still holding oil

[Anonymous No.51587832]

>>51587755
GDP/USD might parlay

lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.51587833]

>>51587757
>>>However, such a strong Dollar caused problems for US exporters, who found that their goods were no longer as competitive internationally. As a result, the US government took action to make the currency more competitive with five countries agreeing to manipulate the Dollar in the forex markets as part of the ‘Plaza Accord’. The US Dollar Index fell by 51% over the next four years.

I’m sorry anon, but this is 2022, not 1985. The Plaza Accord took months to hammer out, and Ronald Reagan was our president, not Joe Biden. Joe Biden’s too stupid to do a Plaza Accord 2.0, and even if one of his advisors try to do it, the new Republican Congress won’t let them

[Anonymous No.51587839]

>>51587827
dark brandon desired it

[Anonymous No.51587846]

>>51587831
Yes.

[Anonymous No.51587851]

>>51587824
That's just fair value, there is no rule that says the SP500 can't go below fair value, in fact, the SP500 is below fair value half of its existence.

[Anonymous No.51587855]

I'm at least glad gme/bbby and other meme stock retards will get what they deserve today
just watch, buy popcorn and salt it with tears from redditors

[Anonymous No.51587860]

>>51587831
and approaching an election while libs are in full power no less. literally insane

[Anonymous No.51587869]

reminder: we are getting PCE report at 8:30am and inflation expectations at 10am
either could move the markets sharply higher, if core PCE comes in low, or inflation expectations are low
don't get caught with your pants down if you are short, be mindful

[Anonymous No.51587870]

>>51587706
>me and the boys otw to heem your market

Nothing personal

[Anonymous No.51587874]

My great gand children will never know what beef tastes like. It's over

[Anonymous No.51587876]

Gold bros., emergency meeting right now!!!

[Anonymous No.51587885]

I just tested positive for covid again
So far its just as bad as the first time
Why exactly did we spend almost 2 years flattening the curve if we were just going to normalize it anyway

[Anonymous No.51587887]

>>51587827
If your investment thesis could be devised by the average 12 year old maybe you should think twice about it?

[Anonymous No.51587895]

>>51587869
isn't that next week?

[Anonymous No.51587898]

>>51587694

[Anonymous No.51587904]

>>51587895
you're right I'm retarded
>>51587869
disregard!

[Anonymous No.51587906]

>>51587787
Buddy check out UK 5 year yield computer. That shithole is collapsing hard and bringing the whole world down with is.

[Anonymous No.51587920]

>>51587895
>>51587869
only events are PMI at 9:45am
2:00pm = Powell opening remarks

[Anonymous No.51587935]

Oh come on

[Anonymous No.51587941]

>>51587885
Flatten the curve was supposed to give hospitals time to prepare and not get overwhelmed, instead they just made tictok videos and got overwhelmed anyway

[Anonymous No.51587943]

>>51587855
>at least meme stock holders will continue to hold regardless of price
I cant imagine the people holding for this long are going to capitulate any time soon, especially not in this kind of panic
Retail in general is not selling off according to the talking heads

[Anonymous No.51587946]

>>51587869
Inflation expectations will never come down again. The "you will own nothing" meme has permeated the wagie zeitgeist. That's why we keep spending and going into debt. We know there's no point in even trying to save so you might as well YOLO.

[Anonymous No.51587952]

>>51587887
no, the obvious play is generally the right one given enough time

[Anonymous No.51587957]

>>51587906
>UK
Not the swan I was expecting, but that's the swan's nature.

[Anonymous No.51587958]

next
>>51587956
>>51587956
>>51587956

[Anonymous No.51587967]

Major buy signal

[Anonymous No.51587968]

>>51587943
yeah, of course everyone intelligent already left like a year ago, but there are still fucking threads on this board

[Anonymous No.51587973]

>>51587943
They will be when they need that money to pay for rent and food once the Fed meets their unemployment goals. You can only bag hold as long as you have a job.

[Anonymous No.51587978]

>>51587588
It’s only destructive for the goyim

[Anonymous No.51587986]

>>51587946
I wish there was an auto ban filter for people who post things containing "will never [blank] again" so we could get the worst of the retards off this board.

[Anonymous No.51587998]

>>51587887
>If your investment thesis could be devised by the average 12 year old maybe you should think twice about it?

[Anonymous No.51588033]

>>51587802
lmao, I think you have the right idea but you're starting too soon. I'd wait for SPX < 3000 first and at least January.

[Anonymous No.51588202]

>>51587232
The Jew fears the samurai