Stock market general /smg/

[Anonymous No.51569491]

Frog picture chopping logs edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://youtube.com/channel/UCC7GjCFt5kDITfVhzRkKKMg
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous:

[Anonymous No.51569505]

how the fucks is it possible that the market swings with 1%+ in just 30 mins time.

[Anonymous No.51569508]

>soxl

[Anonymous No.51569510]

bobo's report in

[Anonymous No.51569511]

it's unironically over

[Anonymous No.51569515]

>>51569505
I'm gonna need to speak to Jerome.

[Anonymous No.51569518]

SAVACHADS HOW WE FEELING?
SAVASHORTERS HOW YOU COPING?

[Anonymous No.51569519]

>>51569505

[Anonymous No.51569520]

fake fucking craw, die craw dieeeeeee

[Anonymous No.51569521]

This is the end.

[Anonymous No.51569527]

yessir i was not too late to switch in to bobo side. yesterday was lesson to never judge the dream realm boys.

[Anonymous No.51569528]

just sell everything because of some fucking dot on a paper which equals to 50bps more than expected.
economy is dead burn it right now

[Anonymous No.51569531]

remember when everything only went up?

[Anonymous No.51569533]

First for lmaoing and baggot for being single now

[Anonymous No.51569535]

So what the fuck is going on? Do I just go back to /pmg/?
Seems like stocks are dead, and PMs are at least done crashing.

[Anonymous No.51569537]

>>51569510
Reporting

[Anonymous No.51569539]

Look at that big red dildo!! it's so red and big!

[Anonymous No.51569542]

not seeing any good trades i want to make today

[Anonymous No.51569543]

>>51569491
I'm bored of this. I'm not losing money fast enough. This is boring. Give me something to actually be upset about.

[Anonymous No.51569545]

>>51569510

[Anonymous No.51569547]

Fuck it. I took all my profits and went all in on GME and BBBY puts. I don't care anymore.

[Anonymous No.51569550]

>SOXL
I almost feel bad for the trannies lmao

[Anonymous No.51569556]

Oil might stay low until after midterms. Depending on the election cycle, especially if Republicans obtain majority, high oil prices will be used as leverage for the next election cycle. Democrats will scream "OMG LOOK AT HOW HIGH GAS PRICES ARE! VOTE BLUE!"

[Anonymous No.51569557]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51569560]

Attention:
we are about to have a massive meltdown
the signs are all there
Dollar has been consolidating in bull flag, is now breaking out higher
Bonds have gotten smashed, 3.5% 10yr and 4.0% 2yr broken, were expected to be resistance - many expected a rally in bonds - yields are now breaking out to new highs
gamma exposure has been negative for 16 out of the last 19 trading days, moving further negative
the market is not prepared for a tail risk event with SKEW at 116
>when actual tail risk was present, SKEW did not predict it
every day that yields rise in conjunction with the dollar we are taking a huge step closer to the edge of the cliff
there are not that many steps left.
the only thing that will save this market is a sharp drop in yields, a sharp drop in the relative strength of the dollar
this isn't going to happen - we have no catalyst in the next several weeks to turn them around
If you disagree, and think we are bottoming soon / here, why?
What makes you think that yields and the dollar will reverse?
What event would cause them to reverse?
If you cannot come up with anything, then it is you who is delusional, mumu
Go pull up the 10yr bond, 2yr bond, 3 month bond, relative strength of the dollar. I'll wait.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51569561]

>>51569533
nth for nigger

[Anonymous No.51569562]

I buyed

[Anonymous No.51569565]

SOXLbros, where is the bottom?

[Anonymous No.51569567]

>>51569510

[Anonymous No.51569568]

I would like to take the time to be greatful towards oil, the last line of defense in my portfolio
thanks dead dinosaur juice

[Anonymous No.51569570]

>>51569560
Didn't read.

[Anonymous No.51569571]

>>51569515
Pick up the phone Jerome!

[Anonymous No.51569573]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.51569574]

We told ya'll not to get involved with that

[Anonymous No.51569576]

>>51569510

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51569578]

>>51569550
lmao

[Anonymous No.51569581]

>>51569561
Youre the one who fucked a jungle monkey lol

[Anonymous No.51569584]

Finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage, capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. All finance assets like money,crypto,debt,bonds etc are purely parasitic in nature and serve no purpose nor have any inherent value. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended functions of it, NOT glitches, and every single financier or crypto dudebro is a literal parasite.

[Anonymous No.51569585]

>>51569560
Why is the dollar and yields going up at the same time so bad for stocks? Explain it to me like I’m 5 and have been hit in the head with a lead pipe

[Anonymous No.51569587]

the pre-market scam pump once again baits mumus into thinking it's going to be a green day

[Anonymous No.51569588]

I've had to deal with mumu bull shit for the past 4 months, now it's my time to shine.

[Anonymous No.51569594]

Looking at the bobo posting in this thread, this is the bottom.

[Anonymous No.51569593]

bottom

digits confirm

[Anonymous No.51569595]

>>51569560
anon it's already meltdowning?

[Anonymous No.51569603]

>YOU WANT WANT IT YOU GOT IT YOU'RE SORRY YOU BOUGHT IT, YOU'RE SLIDING (SLIDING)

[Anonymous No.51569608]

>5 mins ago someone said SOXL bottom was 11
LMAO

[Anonymous No.51569610]

>>51569571
no refunds chud

[Anonymous No.51569611]

this open was straight continuation on yesterdays closing dump so its like 4%+ move to the down.

[Anonymous No.51569615]

is anyone else shorting gap too?

[Anonymous No.51569619]

almost time to buy soxl

[Anonymous No.51569620]

>>51569533
Did baggots gookfu actually stay in Korea? Lmao the memes of her fucking every white tourist were real

[Anonymous No.51569624]

this is fucking dumb, bright green futures and then this. Lol.

The stockmarket it fucking over

[Anonymous No.51569626]

>>51569584
Don't type too hard wagie we need your energy

[Anonymous No.51569632]

>>51569550
In Islam Mary was not married to Joseph. Joseph was her cousin so it makes a bit more sense. Take the Islam pill.

[Anonymous No.51569637]

Shoot me nigga! The DOW is gonna go below 30k today and my portfolio is fucked

PLEASE SHOOT ME NIGGA

[Anonymous No.51569639]

I’m using this opportunity to stack dividend stocks

[Anonymous No.51569644]

>>51569560

Yea that'd be Russia withdrawing from Ukraine and/or getting assassinated and the iron curtain coming down with Russia's full integration into the eurozone resulting in the Golden bull.

[Anonymous No.51569645]

bros give me big strong nicely moving liquid stocks to practise swinging on

[Anonymous No.51569649]

>>51569619
Oy vey

[Anonymous No.51569651]

man this market is depressing

[Anonymous No.51569652]

>/smg/ bobos in literal euphoria
>AAII chucklefucks max bearish
>recently even saw a thread trying to teach anons how to short BTC
This has to be the fucking bottom. AHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51569654]

>>51569561
I don't even know if I believe you baggot. What did your gookfu say to you?

[Anonymous No.51569664]

All I'm saying is there "might" be a bounce around 371

[Anonymous No.51569667]

>>51569584
Why are my fries cold, faggot?

[Anonymous No.51569677]

Nasd-ACK!!!

[Anonymous No.51569679]

>>51569637
The only DOW that matters is up today so far
> sip
buy profitable dividend paying stocks kiddos

[Anonymous No.51569680]

>>51569652
the bottom is at 3000-2000

[Anonymous No.51569681]

>>51569491
Bros check palantir since all the red has happened. Somewhat stable compared to the rest of the market. Look at its all time low. Check the news about it in the last week. I think this shit is gonna blow after the jew holidays.

[Anonymous No.51569682]

>>51569651
you haven’t seen nothing yet
check em

[Anonymous No.51569691]

>>51569632
>Take the Islam pill.
Islam came AFTER Christianity.
Thus giving way to the thought; Is Islam a major cope?
The answer: Yes.
Next weeks episode - Jews are also coping.

[Anonymous No.51569692]

No really why is buttcoin holding up? With this amount of downward pressure on equities you would expect it to be flirting with 17000, but no, not even close

[Anonymous No.51569694]

>>51569620
Let’s go easy on Baggie today. Give him a few days to process this. We are all family here.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51569696]

>>51569654
she said "i'm leaving you"

[Anonymous No.51569697]

I CAN'T HEAR THE SILENCE
I CAN'T SEE THE DARK
I CAN'T FIX THE BROKEN
I CAN'T FEEL YOUR HEART

[Anonymous No.51569698]

>>51569578
How does this webm make you feel baggie?

[Anonymous No.51569699]

my soxl ...

[Anonymous No.51569704]

>>51569652
brother we're no where near bottom. did you hear Jerome? even if the market rallies he will fuck your shit up even worse. he wants markets blood red for at least 2 years. whats the old saying? don't fight the fed.

[Anonymous No.51569709]

>>51569698
disgusting slanty eyed gook, very very disrespectful!

[Anonymous No.51569710]

>>51569681
CEO was on tv this morning

[Anonymous No.51569711]

silver & gold flat

[Anonymous No.51569715]

>mfw looking at Finviz

[Anonymous No.51569716]

assuming we close at at least -1% today i will make money

[Anonymous No.51569718]

>>51569680
Cannot be the bottom, if EVERYONE is screaming it is the bottom.
Some CNBC faggot screamed that there would be a quick dip buying fervor, if it reached that low. IT WILL NOT GO THAT LOW.

[Anonymous No.51569717]

>>51569697
THE HALVENIG

[Anonymous No.51569720]

You should have trusted the jews. the jews told you this market was going to crash. psshhhahaha

[Anonymous No.51569729]

tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51569733]

SOXL IS STILL DROPPING HOLY FUCK STOP THE COUNT STOP THE COOOOUUUNT

[Anonymous No.51569734]

>>51569717
I PUSH MY FINGERS IN TO MY

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[Anonymous No.51569735]

>not being a bobo or at least cashgang
it's like you hate your money

[Anonymous No.51569740]

>>51569652
We had half a year of tiktok financial gurus on the way up before the top was in

[Anonymous No.51569744]

Oh look another fda halt. Haha. Fuck you chuds.

[Anonymous No.51569750]

You know the Shemitah ends in two days right?

[Anonymous No.51569749]

>>51569711
Need more marichka

[Anonymous No.51569751]

>>51569652
I'm not euphoric cause I know it's going to be a bumpy ride down over at least a year. You just got to try to time your shorts right and there is money to be made. I'd rather the market be pumping, it's easier. in other news i miss the original captcha we had that would sometimes give you the word nigger or something. i actually got it myself sometimes, anybody else remember that? Good times. at least the current one isn't that "Find the bus 10 times" bullshit that was horrible, wasn't even worth posting having to fucking go through all that.

[Anonymous No.51569754]

AQB is green

[Anonymous No.51569759]

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[Anonymous No.51569762]

>>51569750
I thought it was supposed to get worse then.

[Anonymous No.51569764]

>>51569521
Is this AI artwork? It's ridiculous how difficult it's starting to discern real artwork from digital.

[Anonymous No.51569766]

a ton of shit was already at pre-covid levels jesus christ how much longer is this going to go? SPY isn't even representative of just how Heemed shit is at this point

[Anonymous No.51569768]

>>51569696
Oh ok, kind of anticlimactic I guess. Well you already fucked her friend, why not just hook up with her.

[Anonymous No.51569773]

>>51569585
when the dollar goes up it is bearish for stocks for many reasons
>when the dollar is gaining against another currency, the foreign currency is weaker
>imagine that you are an investor in Europe, trying to buy US stocks
>you convert €100,000 to dollars, at an exchange rate of 0.9845 - so you receive $98,454.01
>with that $98,454 you buy US stocks, you are able to buy 500 shares
>let's say that the exchange changes, to a rate of 1.20
>that same €100,000 would give you $120,000 instead
>you now have an extra $20,000 with which to buy US stocks with, so you can buy more
this is one of the key dynamics for why a stronger dollar is bearish for stocks; when the dollar is weaker, it is 'cheaper' for foreign investors to buy US stocks
>when the dollar rises, it can also indicate that investors would rather have dollars than stocks
>investors sell their stocks, and demand dollars - flight to safety in the dollar
as for bonds
>analyzing how much a company will be worth in 5 years is based upon discounted free cash flow (among other models)
>the way you calculate the discount value of future money is through the risk free interest rate
>when interest rates rise, the value of money in the future falls - money right now is more valuable, as you can receive a high(er) rate of return on it
>this decreases valuations for companies, as their future income is not worth as much, with higher interest rates
>companies finance their operations and expansion through debt
>when interest rates rise, they both pay more in interest (less profits)
>as well as can take on less debt, borrow less money = less rapid expansion
>the more that yields rise, the more attractive they become as an alternative investment
>why should I risk my capital in stocks, when I can get a guaranteed 4% return on 2 year bonds?
>this causes money to flow out of stocks, into bonds

[Anonymous No.51569778]

>>51569718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRooJ-DQlK8&t=95s

[Anonymous No.51569781]

>>51569735
i converted last week and i will finally start making money again
crash this clown market

[Anonymous No.51569784]

>>51569568
Oh look at that, some faggot began dumping approximately 1 million barrels on the market today at exactly 8:45.

[Anonymous No.51569785]

Baggie still has his gookfu he's just wants you to think that she's gone so you'll all stop posting her pics

[Anonymous No.51569787]

>>51569735
>tfw only gambling with 15k right now because I was hoping for a bit of a pump post FOMC and kept my bet low
>don't feel like chasing this red because if I do it's going green
feels bad, I was hoping tomorrow would be the big dump.

[Anonymous No.51569788]

>>51569762
no, retards here keep parroting that, its a 7 year cycle and the 7th year is historically bad for the market. it started last september and ends on monday

[Anonymous No.51569792]

>>51569691
Adam was the first prophet of Islam.

[Anonymous No.51569795]

Markets pricing in another 75bps hike

lol

lmao

[Anonymous No.51569796]

>>51569762
it is, anon is a fool

[Anonymous No.51569797]

buy right the fuck now

[Anonymous No.51569806]

>US BANKS are willing to follow any sanctions to CHINA if they attack TAIWAN

AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

They are literally laying out the ground for a China Invasion of Taiwan.

[Anonymous No.51569808]

SAVA IS STARTING TO PUMP AGAIN
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51569810]

wait....why not just put all of my money into dxy then? it's doing nothing but gaining...man I should have done this like 6 months ago fuck

[Anonymous No.51569812]

10y 3.67
holy fuck its over

[Anonymous No.51569813]

>>51569785
Interesting point, I could see that. If that's true he'll slip up one night when he's drinking and post a pic of her.

[Anonymous No.51569814]

>>51569764
a quick reverse google image search (what you could have done yourself) gives this source:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058085/

[Anonymous No.51569815]

>>51569788
>>51569796
Whom (qui?) shall I believe?!

[Anonymous No.51569816]

>>51569766
until the stockmarket starts reflecting reality again instead of speculation and hype.

[Anonymous No.51569820]

>>51569698
That’s a man. A cute one but a man

[Anonymous No.51569821]

>>51569766
Just bobos getting greedy. Markets always overreact. And as usual, the pendulum will swing the other way so fast that many bobos will be left bankrupt. I just keep buying whatever oversold divvy paying stock I can find and don't care about this daytraders nonsense.

[Anonymous No.51569823]

>>51569815
I'm incredibly anti-Semitic just trust me bro

[Anonymous No.51569827]

its over bullbros

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51569829]

>>51569768
i'm not in love with her friend though, im in love with the gookfu.

[Anonymous No.51569830]

>>51569810
You can't invest directly but something like UUP is up this year.

[Anonymous No.51569838]

>>51569766
its no where near pre-covid levels lmao. we will be at pre covid once spy hits 300-200

[Anonymous No.51569840]

>>51569766
Value investors will start coming in looking for value after another -60% market wide drop. Picking through the carcass.

[Anonymous No.51569841]

>>51569679
OK, DOW and what else? INTC T WBA PARA MMM? some of those have debt or legal issues but still big profits and divvs?

[Anonymous No.51569847]

Kek baggies

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51569849]

>>51569797
i sold 60 of the fucking spy 376 putters. lets fucking make some money spin.

[Anonymous No.51569852]

>>51569778
I bet you're excited for chainsaw man, huh...
>>51569792
Whatever you want to cope with is fine by me.

[Anonymous No.51569854]

>>51569510

[Anonymous No.51569861]

>>51569766
Until GME, BBBY and the like get heemed, until those "exuberance" symbols are utterly destroyed, smart money will hold off buying.

[Anonymous No.51569863]

>>51569847
this

[Anonymous No.51569873]

>>51569823
Good enough for me!

[Anonymous No.51569874]

>>51569829
>>51569849

cheers brother i hope you find yourself a nice white woman

[Anonymous No.51569876]

>>51569841
Avoid companies that have debt for sure. Just buy whatever has little debt, low P/E and good dividends. It's very easy to find those nowadays with stock screeners.

[Anonymous No.51569882]

>>51569710
I bought long calls

[Anonymous No.51569886]

>>51569766
>muh pre-covid levels
We were heading into a recession it was going to drop anyway. Then covid hit and all of the monetary and fiscal bullshit along with it.

[Anonymous No.51569889]

>>51569838
pre-covid was still not reflecting reality, we need to get back to where we'd be in pre 2008 growth levels had continued.

[Anonymous No.51569893]

>>51569806
SOXS is literally just free money at that point right? goddamn

[Anonymous No.51569902]

need another Japan intervention on this DXY shitcoin
the one earlier was not helping

[Anonymous No.51569905]

>>51569510
Up 35% on a leveraged short. Things are finally looking up...Or should I say, down.

[Anonymous No.51569908]

>>51569886
Covid just bought them some time and allowed them to exit pump one last time. It's pretty sad that rather Republican or Democrat, we'll never have a fiscally responsible government ever again.

[Anonymous No.51569916]

Markets are trying to heal but they juust dont want to lol

[Anonymous No.51569926]

Alright, I have to get ready for a work call. Don't let the Jews crash the market while I'm gone.

[Anonymous No.51569938]

>>51569916
This is the worst position America has ever been in the history of the country.

[Anonymous No.51569939]

>>51569926
I love jewbs

[Anonymous No.51569940]

So now what?

[Anonymous No.51569942]

>>51569916
Are these "markets" in the room with you right now?

[Anonymous No.51569944]

>>51569744
whats halted

[Anonymous No.51569945]

>>51569926
Why do all Jews look exactly the same?

[Anonymous No.51569946]

soon

[Anonymous No.51569949]

>>51569905
I kneel for your courage levedage-sama

[Anonymous No.51569959]

>10 of the 11 sectors in snp trade in negative terroritory.

uh oh

[Anonymous No.51569965]

>>51569926
>chainsaw man
jews are born of the mother, so I'd wrap it up. but i still would ;) ;D

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51569969]

>>51569945
i used to think all asians looked exactly the same and then i fell in love with one that was different from all of the other asian people.

[Anonymous No.51569971]

The line goes down forever. Stocks will never go back up ever again.

[Anonymous No.51569973]

gentlemen I believe we have touched the bottom

[Anonymous No.51569981]

>>51569696
Maybe you shouldnt have referred to her as a gookfu you dumbfuck. Have some respect for your partner

[Anonymous No.51569982]

>>51569971
eternal cheapies

[Anonymous No.51569983]

>>51569944
halting deez nuts on your forehead.

[Anonymous No.51569990]

Sold some OIL CC's today

Use this information as you wish

[Anonymous No.51569991]

>>51569902
Remember, kids: you can't fight the Fed, but the BOJ are pussies.

[Anonymous No.51569998]

>>51569971
> 1 P/E dividend paying stocks with 50% dividend yield soon
Please I shouldn't get so erect at this age.

[Anonymous No.51570000]

>"people" here are going tk miss SAVA again
lol, I'm going out you dorks.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51570005]

>>51569981
she was the best gf i've ever had, she made me want to be sober and grow into a better person

[Anonymous No.51570012]

>>51569969
You're going to be bitching the rest of the year about your gookfu aren't you? I'll make sure to add a segment about her in my next video. If you would have taken the 2d pill you'd never have to worry about losing your woman again.

[Anonymous No.51570013]

>>51569973
>small caps literally on the brink of hitting 100% losses YTD
close, but not close enough

[Anonymous No.51570015]

>>51569510
my spy puts fucking printed money this morning. sold them when we dipped below 375, gonna buy more if we hit the open price again

[Anonymous No.51570016]

>>51569926
The mother is extremely I would material

[Anonymous No.51570019]

now that i think about it after what i said last night, FDX could make a slight gain today before earnings. then continue to dump tomorrow and into next week. i think i'll buy a few puts before close today

[Anonymous No.51570024]

>>51570005
>best
>only
we told you she wasnt coming back and that your tiny shriveled jewish cock was too small even by asian standards.

[Anonymous No.51570027]

>>51569491
Feels good owning spxs only. Let it burn. There's something very satisfying about going up while most people go down. You lose 2 percent I make 6 it's like I made 8 percent in relation to you losers.

[Anonymous No.51570029]

>>51569959
Everyone is dying = bullish for healthcare!

[Anonymous No.51570030]

>>51570015
how long?

[Anonymous No.51570039]

>>51569565
Dissolving the etf

[Anonymous No.51570041]

Hey bloodsuckers. After 600 years, how's that dick working for you?

[Anonymous No.51570042]

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[Anonymous No.51570050]

SOXL finna hit new 52 week low :))))

[Anonymous No.51570058]

>>51569981
>partner

[Anonymous No.51570062]

>>51569564
I live in a single room with three other individuals. One of is was a male and the other two, well, the other two are females. God only knows what I get up to in there. And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51570066]

i know what i must do. i must go to korea and confront her

[Anonymous No.51570075]

Why is vix flat?

[Anonymous No.51570080]

>>51570029

you should look at the stock of funeral homes

[Anonymous No.51570097]

>>51570075
Japan is suppressing it to keep the market from collapsing.

[Anonymous No.51570099]

>>51569991
>BOJ are pussies
keeping interest rates low and outjew the jew in currency markets sounds pretty based to me

[Anonymous No.51570100]

>>51568628
Some woke congresscritter straight out of University of Chicago feminist studies department asked various bank CEOs one by one if they would fully back ESG and stop funding oil and gas companies. Jamie Dimon went first and said with an air of disdain in his voice "Absolutely not, that would be the road to Hell for America." She then goes into a tirade about how students with student loans need to close their accounts immediately with JP Morgan.

[Anonymous No.51570102]

Everyone is bearish because the markets and the world are fucked. When things get so bad max pain theory breaks, then the big boys start getting margin calls.

[Anonymous No.51570108]

I’m prepared to die on this hill

[Anonymous No.51570109]

>>51570062
Reefers

[Anonymous No.51570123]

>>51570080
What happened during dotcom bubble? Did they
work on digital funeral website or something?

[Anonymous No.51570135]

>>51570080
Yeah, it's a shame SCI has been underperforming this year relative to physical coffin ETFs.

>>51570099
YCC is one way to "outlaw usury" I guess.

[Anonymous No.51570137]

Hot dog, Biden's economic plan is really working! Oh, you haven't must-heard? Ketchup on the news. Inflation is stabilizing, corn pop. And that's something we can all relish.

[Anonymous No.51570139]

>>51570100
>implying any of those people have an account with JP Morgan
Leftists all use scam online banks for their banking needs.
Also
>students being able to afford to close out their student loan debt
Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.51570140]

>>51570100
based kike
JPM looking bullish rn

[Anonymous No.51570142]

>>51570109
ah, a fellow man of culture.

[Anonymous No.51570146]

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.51570147]

>>51569998
ZIM

[Anonymous No.51570148]

SAVA is up ANOTHER 10% today and people here will cling onto their SOXL and AMD instead.

[Anonymous No.51570150]

>>51570123
They owned obituary.com

[Anonymous No.51570153]

>>51570137
Biden is a corpse puppet but this is a healthy correction

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51570154]

>>51570108
retard, you should have listened to this faggot from march.

Level 1: stocks.
Level 2: LEAPS
Level 3: 6-months calls
Level 4: 3-months calls
Level 5: 1-month calls
Level 6: weeklies (that is, anything <1month since there are no real weeklies on SOXL)
My first level was 41.5. The next levels are: 36.5, 28, 22, 14, and finally 4.
I do this because the further we go down, the more likely it will rebound, and faster.
No need to time the bottom.

[Anonymous No.51570156]

I feel like I should be buying here but I'm too scared

[Anonymous No.51570160]

>Costco sells child-sized coffins
We have our recession-proof retailer, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.51570159]

>>51570109
*junkie music starts*
*bong hits ensue*

[Anonymous No.51570164]

>>51570148
you can pry my soxl from my cold poor dead hands

[Anonymous No.51570166]

>>51570148
Being bullish on literally anything right now
Hard pass.

[Anonymous No.51570172]

SOXL bros... why do we keep losing...

[Anonymous No.51570175]

>>51570156
haven't seen the PPT yet... where they at?

[Anonymous No.51570182]

>>51570108
Yikes heard they're liquidating that shit

[Anonymous No.51570185]

wtf is going on seriously. Did l*mfag start posting again?

[Anonymous No.51570188]

>2 more weeks for the meltup
>trust the FED
>jerome is in control

[Anonymous No.51570187]

yea retards we're 100% bottoming before we even hit a recession

[Anonymous No.51570189]

>>51570156
>trading with your emotions

[Anonymous No.51570191]

>>51570148
SAVA is a scam company rooted in a product which doesn't fucking work. Play it short term if you like, but you will get burned eventually.

[Anonymous No.51570192]

>Jerome: "The market must go down"
>Market: What did he mean by this?
It's literally this easy. Just listen to the Fed. I've been in cash since June.

[Anonymous No.51570195]

TSLA $300 calls are cheap af right now

[Anonymous No.51570198]

>>51570153
The market's been doing a heckin' healthy correction all fucking year

[Anonymous No.51570199]

we just basically just tripple tapped the local bottom already..

[Anonymous No.51570207]

>>51570156
Don't buy here.
You really think that people will want to go heavily long into the weekend, with yields and the dollar spiking like crazy, going long into the weekend after Russia just mobilized reserves?
We are going to be red tomorrow, and red on Monday
If you want to be really smart, just wait until Yom Kippur

[Anonymous No.51570209]

>>51570191
Didn’t even know they had a product

[Anonymous No.51570211]

>>51570172
We're going to make if fren. At least I am. My average is 10.91

[Anonymous No.51570212]

>>51570172
If SOXL dumps to $4 like it did a couple years ago, I'll go all in.

[Anonymous No.51570214]

>>51570198
Yeah and we got 6-9 months left. Deal with it.

[Anonymous No.51570220]

>>51570062
How old are you bro?
>Note I love that album

[Anonymous No.51570223]

I buy, and the stock goes down.
I lose money!

[Anonymous No.51570224]

>>51570147
I mean sustainable dividend of course. Once shipping rates normalize, ZIM will be back to its normal operation mode, which translates to slowly going bankrupt.

[Anonymous No.51570227]

Why do /smg/gers have such a hateboner for crypto then throw their money into a leveraged crypto play (SOXL)?

[Anonymous No.51570238]

>>51570172
I'm losing so much money, is unreal

[Anonymous No.51570246]

>>51570212

>he think triple leveraged ETF has a bottom

[Anonymous No.51570249]

>>51570220
I just turned 18 this month

[Anonymous No.51570251]

>>51570191
SAVA fucking discovered the cure for alzheimers. Check who started the scam FUD and realize you were played.

[Anonymous No.51570260]

>>51570192
I'm pretty sure Jerome won't announce when "the market must go up", bud

[Anonymous No.51570262]

>>51570227
>soxl
>crypto
Retard

[Anonymous No.51570264]

I've lost $89,000 from Silver miners, SOXL, GME

I fell for every meme, and now I am dead.

Whats next for me?

[Anonymous No.51570274]

>>51570264
have you ever considered the potential of mutant fish?

[Anonymous No.51570278]

>>51570249
You trying to tell me you've been posting on this website and weren't 18?

[Anonymous No.51570279]

>>51570264
Plenty of jobs out there.

[Anonymous No.51570281]

Wow setting stops is completely useless the fucking algos will manage to fuck you no matter what. Once you make a decision to buy an option you better glue yourself to that screen and be ready to sell if it gets bad enough because if you set a stop you're gonna fuck yourself over as the algos hunt for some shit heel way to get to your price

[Anonymous No.51570282]

>my sfix puts

[Anonymous No.51570284]

On one hand, the rest of the year looks shitty. On the other hand, this is great for my long term buy and hold strategy as I continue to accumulate. I’ve got more cash on the sideline waiting to go all in on TQQQ and UPRO.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51570288]

>>51570212
not if, it's when, and i'll be there doing an all-in too.

[Anonymous No.51570290]

the nips failed

[Anonymous No.51570291]

>>51570262
Yeah, I'm sure all that surging demand for computer chips was...rapid globalization? sudden demand for more FPS? and not crypto miners bidding up a limited supply of cards.

[Anonymous No.51570300]

>>51570278
Today is my first day posting on this mongolian basketweaving forum.

[Anonymous No.51570303]

and we're back

[Anonymous No.51570306]

>>51570262
Holy fucking newfag
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.51570313]

>tfw day trading the bounces off this resistance
I'M COOMING

[Anonymous No.51570314]

>>51570279

[Anonymous No.51570317]

>>51570227
Crypto is a scam with no use. The semiconductor sector essentially tracks global tech expenditure, and so leveraged etfs based on it are essentially betting on tech futures in a way that's not quite as risky as qqq options.

[Anonymous No.51570321]

>>51570288
Let's be serious though, it's going to be a decade before SOXL recovers.
>>51570300
Well you know the rules. Let's see those hands.

[Anonymous No.51570325]

>>51570281
We need client-side stop orders.

[Anonymous No.51570329]

>>51570321

[Anonymous No.51570332]

>>51570251
It doesn't fucking work

[Anonymous No.51570333]

>>51570303
Shut up you stupid fucker focus on your job

[Anonymous No.51570335]

I just think it would be really cool if today was a blood red day.

[Anonymous No.51570339]

>>51570303
>>51569946

[Anonymous No.51570341]

>>51570329
I know that's not your hamchad hoof. I have that picture saved too

[Anonymous No.51570342]

>>51570329

[Anonymous No.51570344]

>The Nips are trying to fight the Fed by themselves after the Brits were supposed to back them up but abandoned them

Yeah we’re dumping all day. Powell’s too powerful for Japan to take on by themselves

[Anonymous No.51570343]

>>51570227
EV demand is what's driving semiconductors.

[Anonymous No.51570347]

>>51570341
why do you have a picture of my hand saved?

[Anonymous No.51570351]

The NASDAQ is still up 4% from that June low, idgaf

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51570353]

>>51570321
> the further we go down, the more likely it will rebound, and faster.
at 4 dollars you do the all-in on the weeklies and you make it, just be fucking patient and wait for your time to strike, like a fucking viper.

[Anonymous No.51570356]

>>51570249
Mods, ban this sack of shit
No wonder smg has been shitty lately ban HIM
BANNNNN HIM, TWO YEARS

[Anonymous No.51570357]

>>51570251
the CRBPajeet strikes again..
however, his short position did end up working (short term)

[Anonymous No.51570370]

>>51570356
sorry but as I mentioned, today was my first day posting here. apparently SMG has always been shitty.

[Anonymous No.51570374]

>>51570317
>not quite as risky as qqq options.
O i am laffin

[Anonymous No.51570375]

>>51570332
>Because...well...it just doesn't okay!!!

[Anonymous No.51570376]

can we just flush down and get the lows over with already? playing short term puts is getting tiring and id much rather be swinging long term calls

[Anonymous No.51570377]

>>51569510
sqqq here, feels fucking good

[Anonymous No.51570381]

>>51570344
he's too powerful for any one to stop

[Anonymous No.51570389]

>>51570356
wow, what a surprise
the huge faggot is an 18 year old broke zoomer living in fucking kansas
lmao.
no wonder he is so desperate for attention

[Anonymous No.51570395]

https://youtu.be/jnJlumGolss?t=77 check this out

[Anonymous No.51570400]

>>51570347
I save everyone's hands.

[Anonymous No.51570399]

>>51570370
They expect one of us in the wreckage, nigger

[Anonymous No.51570404]

I'm making decent gains. Not bad... Thank you JEW. Thank you Shitmada. Thank You Bobo
Thank You Me for believe in ME.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51570405]

>>51570220
i'm going to get go get a 40 oz of steel reserve and come back. Bobo I'm leaving you in charge. I trust you to wait for me to get back and close the short puts before selling off everything again.

[Anonymous No.51570406]

>>51570400
How do I long serial killers like you?

[Anonymous No.51570413]

>>51570389
yeah fuck that guy whos definitely not just shitposting.

[Anonymous No.51570433]

i'm tempeted to buy some SPXS now. tell me anons, is it worth swing trading?

[Anonymous No.51570439]

>>51569518
>>51570191
Wait so SAVA is pumping because of the seekingalpha article? An article with no news, just a rehash of the FOIA request that caused a pump two days ago? That's the catalyst? Am I missing anything?

[Anonymous No.51570440]

digits and i double down on my tsla calls

[Anonymous No.51570445]

>>51570406
It's not very profitable

[Anonymous No.51570450]

>tfw i bought in at 30100

[Anonymous No.51570451]

>>51570433
I bought it last week and it's great

[Anonymous No.51570469]

>>51570445
where did you get that photo?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51570470]

>>51570445
i forgot about this....

[Anonymous No.51570476]

>>51569510
Took my daily gains goal and walked. My only regret is having had lower risk mitigation. What can you do?

[Anonymous No.51570478]

>That 10 year yield

[Anonymous No.51570482]

>>51569773
you're also forgetting that millenials have never had access to the bond market, its always been upside down. The key feature to bonds is that you can come in and seize the asset if a payment was missed. The only capital risk being a mispriced asset with lawyers, brokers, and accountant insurance policies atop it. and maybe a couple re-insurance policies for the bond itself. Its always been premium pricing never discount pricing. bonds have always been the safest bet to get into assets.
I think powell is on board with the restructuring that will be necessary as the economy is very hollowed out. there's a couple good pockets but I still see dilapidated 50s wooden shacks next to new concrete all over the place.

[Anonymous No.51570488]

>>51570439
Leaked info they will be cleared on all charges (which were started by a jealous rival) and Sava is legit and will be enormous.

[Anonymous No.51570494]

>>51570451
i can see why but i'll have to wait and see if it'll touch the meme line before i buy some. how long do you plan to hold?

[Anonymous No.51570517]

>>51570488
What leaked info? Are you talking about the FOIA request from two days ago?

[Anonymous No.51570518]

>>51570482
So will I in the future be able to get a comfy yield on my bonds and compound myself into wealth?

[Anonymous No.51570519]

>>51570494
probably till next FOMC and see how it goes from there.

[Anonymous No.51570521]

>>51570344
They have trillions of dollars in treasuries that they can sell to support the markets. They pretty much have to otherwise their currency collapses.

[Anonymous No.51570532]

It feels like we should be over sold... I am just not seeing it yet

[Anonymous No.51570533]

>>51570518
>comfy yield
>any time this decade
Bro, have you *seen* the government's financial situation?

[Anonymous No.51570536]

There's no fucking way this will bounce back during Bidens term. This inept piece of shit has single handedly killed retail investing. Hope you anons are looking forward to at least 2 more years of 1% days being a really good day.

[Anonymous No.51570544]

>>51570469
I go out of my way to save personal pictures that people post here. Not to doxx anyone or do anything malicious. I just like to collect them. It's a shame though I lost a lot of them.

[Anonymous No.51570552]

>>51570533
No, is it bad?

[Anonymous No.51570553]

>>51570395
Check this out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o71QbCUhFEY

[Anonymous No.51570558]

>>51570544
delete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RECYCLE No.51570572]

>51568220
>51568220
>51568220

[Anonymous No.51570573]

>>51570544
are you archive anon? i remember someone posting about doing this nearly a decade ago

[Anonymous No.51570580]

>>51570552
Well the projections all rely on Pedro and Juan working and diligently paying taxes, mainly to fund Pavel's freedom, Bob's boat in Florida, and Janine's hip replacement.

[Anonymous No.51570586]

Dump it.

[Anonymous No.51570598]

>>51570573
Correct but I'm not nearly as on point as I used to be.

[Anonymous No.51570620]

im up 16 bux with my paper tradin moves. 1 long and 1 short. also 1 position i also have in my live account just to follow it too.

[Anonymous No.51570634]

I just realized this general is a bull/bear/crab doomer shitposting central forum. i hope all of you lose all of your money

[Anonymous No.51570648]

>>51570580
>>51570533
this anon makes a good point. If you play your cards right you can take all the small businesses and govt property you like tho. Assuming your debtors skip payments.

[Anonymous No.51570651]

>>51570400
That's my hand

[Anonymous No.51570653]

Where is my dead cat?!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51570661]

>>51570634
I got my steele reserve and I am short 60 put options, time to watch the crab erode the value of these short puts so i can buy them back for less than they paid me when i sold them.

[Anonymous No.51570663]

New
>>51570657

>>51570657

>>51570657

[Anonymous No.51570665]

>>51570634
everyone look! this guy invests! he doesn't trade at all!
>fake money baggie

[Anonymous No.51570682]

>>51570648
I am dying of laughter at "take govt property if they miss payments".

[Anonymous No.51570693]

>>51570214
this unironically. it's still got a ways to go before it's really healthy.

[Anonymous No.51570737]

Can AVCT go higher. I'm scared to keep hodling

[Anonymous No.51570757]

>>51570518
>get 10% yield
>get -70% on price

All in boomer

[Anonymous No.51570769]

I am afraid its too late to get any short positions...

[Anonymous No.51570785]

>>51570634
are you kidding me we're optimists, hoping the stonk market survives these massive seismic waves. I did the math yesterday, the smallest wave the fed can do is something like $100B
Jerome added $300B interest payment atop the $1.1T Interest payment we were already paying. Where's the money gonna come from bro? for the next 10-20-30 years?

[Anonymous No.51571184]

>>51570062
Based zoomer of culture

[Anonymous No.51571369]

>>51569547
Lol u gonna be rekt soon

[Anonymous No.51571484]

>>51569632
Who care of your fucking religion ?

[Anonymous No.51572345]

>>51570066
Grab one of those posters for me