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51568927 No.51568927 [Reply] [Original]

>bitcoin hits 17k in June
>THERE"S NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN IT'S GOING TO 10K
>bitcoin pumps slightly
>HOLY SHIT JUST WAIT FOR THE JUNE CPI DUMP
>bitcoin pumps slightly
>WOW OK SO JUST WAIT FOR THE JULY FOMC MEETING
>bitcoin pumps slightly
>JUST WAIT FOR THE JULY CPI DUMP
>bitcoin pumps slightly
>JUST WAIT FOR JACKSON HOLE
>bitcoin finally dumps and stops above 18k
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG, 10K INCOMING
>bitcoin pumps slightly
>FAKE PUMP! FAKE PUMP!!! JUST WAIT, IT'S BEARTEMBER!!!!
>bitcoin dumps to 18k again
>YESSSSSS I AM SO FUCKING EUPHORIC IT'S HAPPENING
>pumps slightly
>LOW VOLUME WEEKEND PUMP YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS THE MONDAY DUMP WILL BE EPIC
>dumps slightly
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S FUCKING OVER 10K IS PROGRAMMED
>pumps slightly
>SHEMITAH DUMP INCOMING! IT'S FUCKING OVER FOR BTC!!!!!!
>dumps slightly
>.........................................RUSSIA WILL MOBILIZE SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL BTC WILL GO TO 0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>pumps slightly
>Le FED INTEREST RATES THIS IS BEARISH 15K IS PROGRAMMED
>pumps slightly
>WE ARE IN A HARD RECESSION AND YOU BETTER REALISE IT AFTER THIS SCAM PUMP

>> No.51568935
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51568935

>>51568927
bulltards are coping hard today lmao

>> No.51568945

why are mumoids so excited today?

>> No.51568995
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>>51568927
>beartember
>not septembear

>> No.51569034

>>51568927
well that solidifies it

>> No.51570361

spoiler: nobody knows what the market is going to do