/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51558445]

Bear edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>51556769

[Anonymous No.51558464]

This is only ze beginning

[Anonymous No.51558469]

I got €100k and make 34k anually after tax. I can't think of anything I can do that doesn't fuck me over except buy stonks and wait till I'm 65 before I can buy a house. I'm losing my shit. Help

[Anonymous No.51558471]

Today was a good day. Good day indeed. I am finally in the green.

[Anonymous No.51558490]

what are we guessing for jobless claims tomorrow

[Matt Damon No.51558494]

MATT DAMON

[Anonymous No.51558496]

Did you guys have fun today?

[Anonymous No.51558500]

[Anonymous No.51558506]

>>51558496
Yes. Thank you Daddy Powell!!!!

[Anonymous No.51558510]

>>51558445
How long until we see a major crash?

[Anonymous No.51558534]

i've decided that spending 9x more money than usual is the key to making money

[Anonymous No.51558542]

>>51558496
Bro went from trapper of the year to capper of the year, fr fr this shit is NOT bussin at all

[Anonymous No.51558548]

>>51558510
No crash, just a slow agonizing decay into dust.

[Anonymous No.51558558]

Don't look at futures,mumu.

[Anonymous No.51558559]

you did ride the wave up, sell as it was going sideways, then ride the obvious wave down, right?

[Anonymous No.51558570]

closed all shorts

buying adbe, msft, goog, meta, nvda, amd

prepare to get squeezed johnny come lately bobos. open up wide for me. spread em.

[Anonymous No.51558579]

*whispers in your ear
Expeditiousslllyyyy

[Anonymous No.51558586]

>>51558548
>No crash, just a slow agonizing decay into dust.
Hey, cool, just like life.

[Anonymous No.51558588]

>>51558466

I agree that the Fed’s projections are flat out wrong. You can see that as they upward-revise their projections for inflation and interest rates at every subsequent meeting as inflation continues to run hot.

So far, though he has not gotten ahead of it, Powell has stuck with the data. With his speech today and at Jackson hole I feel confident that so long as data continues to come in high (it will. Persistent fuel price increases are coming) he will continue hiking.

[Anonymous No.51558593]

>>51558559
of course hehe. its not like my 3x bull etf is in an european exchange that was closed before speech and will open tomorrow..

[Anonymous No.51558594]

>>51558447
Take your meds. 12 P/E is cheap

[Anonymous No.51558603]

>>51558469
Just buy US dividend stocks. USA is best country in the world.

[Anonymous No.51558608]

>>51558570
Stop Anon I can only get so hard

[Anonymous No.51558616]

>>51558570
>closed all shorts
Bruh we got some bad earnings tomorrow..

[Anonymous No.51558618]

what was up with this anyway? why did it all go bizarro after the 2pm fed talk

[Anonymous No.51558622]

>>51558469
That's right, you can't think! Mumus sure aren't very smart.

[Anonymous No.51558630]

>>51558616

[Anonymous No.51558631]

>>51558603
>USA is best country in the world.
Aint it the truth brother.

[Anonymous No.51558640]

>>51558469
All-in TELL. Then ask on the earnings call if they can let shareholders ride on LNG shipments for free.

[Anonymous No.51558643]

>>51558469
>I got €100k and make 34k anually after tax
Damn, you're frugal

[Anonymous No.51558646]

The fed fucked up big time today

[Anonymous No.51558649]

>>51558630
Yeah,75bps was also priced in,right?

[Anonymous No.51558654]

the old jewish sleight of hand volume trick into a bear corner

[Anonymous No.51558667]

>>51558630
Shut up Harby.

[Anonymous No.51558677]

>>51558649
Yep. The traders will do their thing for sure, and I must thank them because for the past 2 years it was very hard to find stocks with decent dividend yields. It's much easier nowadays.

[Anonymous No.51558678]

CostCo and FedEx better spike up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51558682]

>>51558618
Many different sector interdependance impacting equities. Check what bond yields did, what DXY did, etc.

[Anonymous No.51558702]

>>51558618
Fed dot plot came in bearish (higher for longer), then Powell's soothing voice repeated his Jackson hole schtick, then he told the housing market to drop dead.

[Anonymous No.51558710]

>>51558678
>COST and FuckupEX are our only hope
Brutal.

[Anonymous No.51558727]

>>51558646
Explain

[Anonymous No.51558729]

3200 minimum, probably retest of Covid lows

[Anonymous No.51558730]

Are you guys buying WGO? I think more and more people will give up on a dream of owning a house nad live in kampers.

[Anonymous No.51558738]

>>51558616
bad earnings doesnt mean number go down.

bad earnings could make number go up.

good earnings doesnt mean number go up.

good earnings could make number go down.

[Anonymous No.51558739]

My self esteem was very low. I never trusted in myself. I always looked up to my heroes like Dave Ramsey and Janet the felon yellen. I lived vicariously through their achievements and success. But now I have finally achieved financial freedom. I have learned to trust myself. I have learned to love myself. I learned no one can help me but myself. I have learned what it means to be confident in myself. I am free, I have finally made the unconscious conscious. I am in control. I have reconciled with my anima and become a full human being. I just wanted to say Thank You. Thank you to ME. Without ME none of this would have happened. THANK ME THANK ME THANK ME!!!

[Anonymous No.51558747]

>>51558643
>tech worker
wtf does that even mean?

[Anonymous No.51558750]

>>51558730
Yes, you should long RVs because apparently we're draining the entire fucking SPR so gas is $1/gallon again.

The dune coons of OPEC+ fully endorse this plan btw.

[Anonymous No.51558759]

>>51558727
you will own nothing and be happy

[Anonymous No.51558764]

Are you guys buying WGO? I think more and more people will give up on a dream of owning a house and live in campers.

[Anonymous No.51558767]

>>51558588
yeah sorry I don't buy this. Inflation isn't nearly bad enough to warrant hiking rates at a rate that decimates the economy and causes a great crash. They're data driven to the point where they are looking for any excuse to ease off the gas because it's clear that central bankers only have so much control over the situation and we probably need to let Eurofags get their situation under control before we nuke ourselves for no good reason. Furthermore, it's obvious that there is a spot in the rate that is going to cause the US debt to be unserviceable and there is no chance in hell that our retarded adminstration lets that happen when they need to fund gibs.

Rate hikes are bad but Powell is hardly going to jack rates up like Volcker was even if you adjust it for UH SMALL MOVEMENTS ARE WORTH MORE TODAY THAN THEY USED TO BE. This is just retarded and I'l leat my own ass if the federal funds rate gets past 6.5%
>inb4 UHHH THAT'S A MODERN DAY VOLCKER OY VEY

[Anonymous No.51558784]

>pre-pasts
alright I'm buying HQD at open

[Anonymous No.51558789]

>>51558759
What do you want Charles Schwab? Be more specific

[Anonymous No.51558795]

>>51558445
markets doesnt like surprises, 75bps was no big surprise, markets still tank... yeah im thinking this is a fake out.. 4000 eow these digits will confirm

[Anonymous No.51558805]

>>51558261
an interesting chart. well you could read this two ways. A lot of peoples jobs, people who were good to have around b/c they had answers to questions are being replaced en masse by computers and the internet. So knowers and doers are mostly out of a job. So its just an economy of sayers, havers and be-ers.

>>51558425
have you seen europe and china? germany just nationalized 5 nat gas companies, and china's biggest property developer is going bust.
Netflix tanked pretty hard a few years ago.
I'd be betting Facebook for the nosedive. Meta a shit, microshit is awful, apple is a brainless husk, amazon is evil but I get my packages on time, Google is so sus that its well beyond a meme. Its only a matter of time before some people who actually understand how they're stealing the wealth of the american people get into government and destroy their infrastructure.

The entire infrastructure of the data economy is that everyone has a smartphone in their pocket at all times. All these freemium models have a deep underpinning in public trust and perceived value. that well exceeds their perceived threat value. The market is rife for a competitor to challenge this hegemony. These companies are gonna go the way of cable soon. There's only so much data that can be extracted and monetized. and we're going from unknown quantities to known quantities and the knowns are significantly less than anticipated. They've been grossly overestimating profit and neglecting effect sizes. At a certain interest rate level, every ad campaign is going to DEMAND results. and have that contractually mandated. Once the legalese catches up to product knowledge these people are fucked.

[Anonymous No.51558814]

>>51558710
Both are reporting earnings tomorrow.
FedEx already lowered its outlook last week, but it could be like Apple downplaying phones sales only to report record sales.
CostCo hasn't missed earnings in years, so it would be bad.

[Anonymous No.51558827]

>>51558558
no point in looking at them till Tokyo and HK open

[Anonymous No.51558829]

>>51558795
I had a dream that someone was driving me home and we went over a bridge. At the height of the bridge the driver veered off and crashed but I survived unscathed so maybe it's a good sign.

[Anonymous No.51558843]

>>51558795
>fake out
It didnt dump because of a fake out it dumped the moment powell said we'll get a 75 or maybe a 100bps next time,oh and no rate cuts for now.

[Anonymous No.51558857]

>>51558747
It's become a convoluted term. Ususaly means, either you work for a company whose product is software or that your job is writing software or maintaining the computer infrastructure of a business.

[Anonymous No.51558859]

>>51558739
>stock market general

[Anonymous No.51558860]

>>51558795

[Anonymous No.51558870]

>>51558829
Ive been having dreams of getting into major crashes while driving for whatever reason

[Anonymous No.51558872]

>>51558542
The best heel turn since Hulk Hogan BROTHER!
The Real nWo is going to take over the economy BROTHER!!!

[Anonymous No.51558888]

>>51558859
>general

[Anonymous No.51558893]

>>51558857
So like a software engineer and IT combined or some shit?

[Anonymous No.51558902]

>>51558888

[Anonymous No.51558912]

>>51558795

correct

[Anonymous No.51558925]

>>51558805
Don't tell me you are betting against Big Tech? Damn you are RETARDED. Is like you know nothing about data. All Big Tech should be paying you (and all users) for using their shit for free, that Is how much money they make from everyone's data.

[Anonymous No.51558927]

>>51558767
You're right we'll never hit 6.5%. 3% is enough to crash the system with no survivors.
Watch and learn.

[Anonymous No.51558961]

>>51558927
I mean the sustainability of this debt inflated economy is another story entirely but I'll leave that to another conversation, that's why I am saying that it can't go that high though. The fed is gonna fucking default and no amount of IRS agents Joe Biden sends after the middle class can change that

[Anonymous No.51558975]

>10 year crashing
Why? Shouldn't it go up with higher for longer rates?

[Anonymous No.51558976]

>>51558893
Yeah, either of those would be considered a tech worker. But I'm pretty sure some people have an even broader definition like anyone who works at like Google could classified as tech worker even if they are in HR

[Anonymous No.51558992]

Reminder
Start creating art.
Start enjoying life
Quit your job
Exit your 401k
Crash the economy and reset everything and you will live and enjoy your formative years. Then you can work and die if you want or live off SS.
Do you really need a boat? Do you really need an escort? Do you really need a 2500 SQ ft house?
Live within your means, don't be a slave to society and money. Because nobody cares about people with money.

[Anonymous No.51558993]

>75bps will be rare.
Here's 3 of them.
Fucking ass hole

[Anonymous No.51558998]

>>51558795
I warned you that 75 or 100 bps didn't matter.
I warned you about the dot plot.
I warned you about interest rates in 2023, 2024, 2025.
I tried to help you /smg/
https://www.forexlive.com/news/forexlive-americas-fx-news-wrap-fed-hikes-by-75-bps-and-delivers-a-hawkish-dot-plot-20220921/
>The 75 basis point hike from the Fed was no surprise but the dot plot offered a more-hawkish path for rates than markets were anticipating and that led to a bid in the dollar and rout in equities.
The dot plot was a hawkish surprise - the 75bps was not
>>51531932

[Anonymous No.51559008]

boys theres a new chart analogy that shits on the bart simpson

[Anonymous No.51559017]

>>51558739
File that fun fact under "who gives a fuck"

[Anonymous No.51559022]

It's been 2 hours and I still can't get over what happened with that fucking volatility

[Anonymous No.51559025]

>>51558961
Which is bearish. The government will be forced to cut spending. The fed will look really stupid if on the first bad unemployment report it reverses course and sets interest rates back to zero.
Inflation will spike up twice as fast if they do that. They're going to keep rates elevated, and even if they lower them it won't be fast enough to stop the collapse.
this is historically what they've done every single time.

95% of government debt is fixed rate too, so it won't end the nation, but they will have to sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.51559040]

>>51558829
>>51558870

>Cars and driving generally have a lot to do with control, and how much in control we may be feeling in life. To wreck a car in a dream could mean that you feel like something is out of control in your life.
>Ask yourself, is there anything in my waking life that gives me anxiety?

>Car accidents in dreams most often are NOT warning message types of dreams. These dreams do not necessarily reflect the actual physical events that are happening in your life, but instead the car serves as a symbol for something else.

i always google my dream stuff i dont understand and read like 7 sites that come up when i google em. then try to fit in the pieces. what was the mood in the dream etc.


are boys doing substances hard or gambling on the stocks hard?

[Anonymous No.51559044]

is it possible as a 6' tall 180lb white man w/ a 4 figure account to get an asian gf?

[Anonymous No.51559052]

>>51559022
what uur not shorting the vix right now?

[Anonymous No.51559059]

Hey Mumu, ever played roulette?
Word of advice, always bet on red.

[Anonymous No.51559069]

>Bitchcoin already at 17k
Maybe 15k tomorrow or low 16

[Anonymous No.51559088]

>>51559052
>shorting at 28
I know VIX has been suppressed lately, but 28 is nothing, it's average, the VIX term structure is basically flat.

[Anonymous No.51559090]

I was down 800$ today because of the initial dump and I sold out of fear. Then I called my brother asking for help and he told me to buy calls for the pump during Powell speech, ended 20$ in the green today. Holy fuck what aday

[Anonymous No.51559098]

>>51558603
>>51558631
You guy talking about dividends? Fucking based. Love the USA, love the dividends.

[Anonymous No.51559160]

>>51559022
The drop happened so fast it took ten minutes for Yahoo Finance to correct it.

[Anonymous No.51559159]

>>51558261
Yup.

[Anonymous No.51559162]

>>51559098
Hate dividends. Here's my money. Ok here's some back and now pay takes on it.

[Anonymous No.51559164]

>>51559088
>suppressed
vix has been trending upwards for one year straight. time for a flush

[Anonymous No.51559165]

Bulls don't understand that Jerome & Co. do NOT care about your poorfolio or your housing equity. In fact, they want to deflate your housing equity.

The Fed understands that the legitimacy of the Dollar is under threat due to inflation, excess government debt, and geopolitical tensions.

The US Dollar is the GLUE that holds the Western world together. If the Dollar crumbles, the West enters the stone age.

Americans need to understand that the Dollar needs to be protected AT ALL COSTS.

The Dollar as reserve currency allows the American way of life/lifestyle. Compare Americans to Europoorians. Americans and Europeans have similar levels of education, rule of law, and labor talent.

But Americans enjoy a wayyyyy better economic lifestyle than Europoors.

I think Dollar reserve status is worth roughly 30% of American lifestyle.

Your stonks and hooms be damned. Powell will save the Dollar and therefore save the country (at least for the near term, Dollar is fucked long term, but Powell and all the other boomers will be dead by then).

[Anonymous No.51559163]

>>51559090
Based degenerate gambler
Get help

[Anonymous No.51559182]

>>51559040
>Ask yourself, is there anything in my waking life that gives me anxiety?
>economy
>politics
>niggers could be here
>job
I'm fine.

[Anonymous No.51559183]

>>51559159
Anyone looking at past p/e rates is retarded especially in the current climate seriously start using your fucking heads. Your 401k is done. It's over. Go out and touch grass

[Anonymous No.51559208]

>>51559165
reddit spacing? really?

[Anonymous No.51559215]

>>51559183
shiller PE has been doing well, since it adjusts for long term climate. Says we're still overbought.

[Anonymous No.51559223]

>>51559165
>stonks
>hooms
>Powell
>reddit spacing

[Anonymous No.51559236]

>>51559159
Uhmmmm...what happens to to the E in PE ratio when we enter a recession, sweety?

Remember, it's future earnings that matter, not past. Earning are fucked the next 18 months.

[Anonymous No.51559243]

>>51558739
>writing a thank you speech for 6% sqqq gains

[Anonymous No.51559253]

>>51558975
Why hold a 10 for 3.5 when you can get 5 2's at 4?

[Anonymous No.51559255]

>>51559163
Yeah asking for help from my brother every time now. Thanks

[Anonymous No.51559260]

>>51559044

Lol what the fuck. You could be 5'2 and broke and still get an asian gf. You might have to look harder and not have an insufferable personality. But it's doable anon

[Anonymous No.51559268]

I only have $30k to slurp the lows.

[Anonymous No.51559287]

>>51559162
Young man, you just need to learn the value of a hard days work and pull yourself up by your bootstraps.

[Anonymous No.51559288]

>>51559165
No. The dollar needs to fucking die along with this poisoned civilization. There is no saving it.

[Anonymous No.51559302]

>>51559243
You're a funny poor bear

[Anonymous No.51559303]

>>51558992
Bro I haven't finished any music outside meme shorts since 2021. I was really hoping the stock market was going to pay me out a modest yearly return so I could fuck around with my instruments and shit on weekdays and work a nice quiet PT on weekends but this year just had to shit on my dream.
At this rate I'm gonna need to start working 6 days a week agian.

[Anonymous No.51559314]

>>51559302
Oh no, please don't post more Aubrey.

[Anonymous No.51559318]

>>51558993
Maybe Biden should have accomplished either fixing supply chain issues or helped lower inflation. I mean, the fucking retard has had two years. Instead he calls 81 million voters fascists and helps spike inflation into 70's era retardedness. Go ahead and blame Pappa Powpow for Bidens failures. Im guessing thats all yoir IQ can handle, sadly.

[Anonymous No.51559332]

>>51559059
incorrect

[Anonymous No.51559336]

>>51559303
>"Bro..."
>was/is a bull
Prognosis: ngmi

[Anonymous No.51559349]

>>51558767
I'm at the point where I just believe the Fed is doing this to cripple Russia, China, and yet, Europe too. Knockout the competition with tightened liquidity, starving EM nations be damned. USD hegemony is being used as a bludgeoning tool, and the world is certainly bloodied.

I respect the strategy but I fucking hate them for it.

[Anonymous No.51559365]

>>51558993
Sorry we're going to 6% interest rates whether you like it or not

[Anonymous No.51559378]

>>51559165
you must have shit in your brain to believe that the average american is equally well educated as the average european

[Anonymous No.51559384]

>>51559332
I still can't believe they did Wesley like that on taxes.

[Anonymous No.51559386]

>>51559365
>only 6%

[Anonymous No.51559387]

>>51559182
kek.

there was also something about if you are the driver then it may be your feeling guilty from something.

[Anonymous No.51559391]

>>51559365
no, 4.5% is the terminal rate

[Anonymous No.51559408]

>>51558992
>Do you really need a boat? Do you really need an escort? Do you really need a 2500 SQ ft house?
i would like a small house in the country and enough money to cover basic expenses, but apparently that's not "living within your means"

[Anonymous No.51559412]

>>51558510
not too long. We're at 3% interest. Which is almost the beginnings of sound money. REAL returns will be demanded. for every hundred bucks you borrow you're gonna have to pay back 7-10 extra every year. so real results are going to be demanded of people. and labor performance will go back in line.
Assuming JP has the balls.
Basically companies have all been able to fire their high performing assets and hire actors in their stead because the major threat to the company wasn't a lost unperforming client it was making an unplanned scene. so workers were hired with a strong bit of "insurance" in mind. can't upset the zombie consoomer hoard. If interest rates were you pay back a quarter for every hundred bucks you borrow. you don't care about performance of assets so much as you care about performance of credit. You don't want anyone to turn off the spigot.
If we get to a point where real value is demanded instead of speculative value, you're gonna see some serious shit.

>>51558925
I wouldn't say I'm betting against big tech, just betting against it in its current form. you've got the codex to pure behaviorist psychology. Hell maybe the holy grail of economics, Demand creation, and they're barely managing to get percentage throughput. at the end of the day the people engaging with the tech are realizing they're better off not engaging with it, now this is faster or slower across the populace but it is the endgame. Look at tiktok, very quickly they surpassed googles internet traffic. It tells you that these old systems are flawed in their delivery.
Flip the model on its head. How much should big tech be paying you for your data? Its only a very finite amount. nowhere near the valuations of today.
cont.

[Anonymous No.51559415]

>>51559165

DESU I think this is 90% about trying to break Russia, even if it requires breaking EU and Japan first. You can call it offense or defense, but it's basically entirely about the currency war. WW3 is a hybrid conflict with multiple fronts.

The US is going to push DXY higher than people think and go "too far" because the market doesn't fully grasp the real motivation and stakes. The US needs to fracture BRICS by stressing the weaker members until they can try to regime change them. Russia is in the crosshairs. Putin even said as much yesterday. The goal is to stress Russia to the breaking point and hopefully control at least some of the pieces. This was also the purpose the 2014 malarkey in Ukraine and continual NATO enlargement.

If this doesn't work, going after China is going to be much more difficult, and there is likely little or nothing the US can do to pressure them. Yuan will continue rising in market share, as will any other currency they launch, and the dollar will start to lose a lot of purchasing power.

[Anonymous No.51559420]

>>51559391
For now

[Anonymous No.51559435]

>>51558829
I had a dream I was on a beautiful beach with crystal clear waters. I was with my cripple buddy showing him around and I said, "What a beautiful view" looking at 3 blonde bombshells in the water while I said it. My cripple bro dove into the water and started swimming at the bottom, I jumped in and observed from the surface to make sure he didn't drown. Then he resurfaced and I woke up. The fuck does that mean?

[Anonymous No.51559443]

>Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51559445]

SOMETIMES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

KEK, BAGGIES, KEK

[Anonymous No.51559450]

>>51559435
It means WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.51559451]

>>51559336
Yeah probably not.

[Anonymous No.51559457]

>>51559165
You're dumb as shit if you actually believe these boomers give a fuck about the future

[Anonymous No.51559498]

>>51559445
So uh,what did we do again?

[Anonymous No.51559501]

Might be a stupid idea, but i wonder if part of the reason for student loan forgiveness was to act as a repo to increase available bank reserves/reduce liabilities.

[Anonymous No.51559503]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.51559507]

>>51559443
You really cant be that retarded r-right, anon?

[Anonymous No.51559509]

>>51558992
>live beyond your means
>fuck the consequences
>but also live within your means
...

[Anonymous No.51559513]

>futures

you ready for a limit down day anon. There's nobody coming to save you.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51559525]

>>51559498
You believed in this fucking Banana Republic's future after watching them steal the election in plain sight!

[Anonymous No.51559529]

Too much bearish euphoria ITT. The pain during the grind up to ATH will be glorious.

[Anonymous No.51559537]

Oof big AH dump on $SPY maybe we see a 4% down on open day tomorrow fuck I shoulda held my puts

[Anonymous No.51559538]

>>51559529
>the grind up to ATH
Been delayed to 2023, sorry goy

[Anonymous No.51559541]

>>51558992
>Travel
I'm like Mac from Always Sunny. The entire world is disgusting to me.

[Anonymous No.51559546]

>>51559507
literally buy the dip of your favorite stocks. It's that fucking easy, or you can doom post and miss out

[Anonymous No.51559550]

what do you guys get to eat when you had a bad day on the markets?
Tonight I'm thinking frozen pizza and maybe lemonade

[Anonymous No.51559563]

>>51559538
Cope. See you at ATH by EoY.

[Anonymous No.51559565]

>>51559529
Shut up you stupid old fucking retard go set up supper and watch jeopardy like all the good old people are supposed to its already past 630 EST you have work in the AM

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51559571]

>>51559529
If we see new all time highs before on SPY 2024 will eat my own dick.

[Anonymous No.51559573]

>>51559550
nothing

[Anonymous No.51559578]

>>51559550
I get rum and canned chickpeas.
Maybe ill get some on friday after buying calls

[Anonymous No.51559586]

>>51559503
Foreplay.
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

[Anonymous No.51559597]

https://youtu.be/ukFnKCtptX4?t=5480
>4.4% unemployment is about 1.3 million jobs
The USA has 340 million people! And apparently less than 10% of them are employed or considering employment! Wao

[Anonymous No.51559598]

this is starting to get a bit ridiculous

[Anonymous No.51559601]

>>51559550
tonight it'll be 5 day old chicken parmesan

[Anonymous No.51559605]

So another day of "Oh shat we're so fucked now!" as the fed does its rate hike (again).. Hey least my Emergency fund interest rate will climb higher (currently 1.90%) and I bagged some VZ @ sub 40 per.. (What? Hey when a gift appears you strike; 0.65 x 4 @ 6.50% yield)

[Anonymous No.51559606]

>>51559546
I want my blue chip certificates drenched in the blood of at least 3 people before i trade my usd for equities.

[Anonymous No.51559609]

>>51559435
just google those items separately and build the story from there. beach with clear waters and beautiful view. swimming with a friend, hot women.


>Beauty in a dream often reflects the beauty that surrounds your own life. A beautiful woman or child signifies that business pleasure and profit is on its way.

>To dream of a beautiful beach signifies your busy life. You’re in need of relaxation.

>If the water is clear then this is positive.

lot of positives in that dream of yours. like 3 those things had you are gonna make it meanings. success, freedom etc.

[Anonymous No.51559612]

man i wish i could be qualified for 10k in loan forgiveness even though i never took out a loan in college and i am also within the income range for it

fuck

[Anonymous No.51559615]

>>51559571
Ok Time to buy calla and every stock posible. Could you tell me baggie what stocks are you shorting? TSLA and what elsr?

[Anonymous No.51559621]

It's going down, I'm yelling timber

[Anonymous No.51559622]

>>51559550
Whatever goyslop I feel like at that point in time I suppose.

[Anonymous No.51559624]

>>51559412
Amazons and Tesla's valuations are about 110-120 right now. but i've seen them in the 300-400 range. this number has an implicit meaning. Its so good, that you're buying it to make a return on your son if he was born today's deathbed. or if its single lifespans, amzn and tesla are saving you your life +30-40 years in value. or incresing the lifetime productivity of an individual almost double. Do you think by driving a tesla or subbing to amazon prime, you're increasing your lifes productivity that much??? is that a sustainable business model? and amazon is the best of them. Microsoft is reasonable at a p/e of 30. have you seen innovation in this space to justify such valuation? You think in 30 years microsoft is going to be relevant? Over an above a front loaded high interest rate yield? I think centralized internet and tech dev is a fools game.

[Anonymous No.51559625]

>>51559529

[Anonymous No.51559641]

>>51559435
you chased your buddy in the water instead of the girls. what do you think it means

[Anonymous No.51559643]

>>51559571
We're only a little over 20% off of ATH. The market rallied ~20% on the mere implication that the Fed was at a NEUTRAL rate back in July. Everyone knows the US economy is strong and the labor market is great, and they're just waiting for the Fed to be done so we can blast off to ATH. This is the last hike of the cycle IMO then blastoff will be initiated with a pivot before EoY.

[Anonymous No.51559650]

>>51559546
Anon this isn't 2020-2021 anymore, the game of "buy every dip" you liked to play is over, if you keep trying to buy every dip you're ngmi.

[Anonymous No.51559654]

>>51559563
Here’s an example for you.
>AAPL will be $100 by end of November

[Anonymous No.51559658]

>>51559615
Please go long tesla anon. No way it goes tits up

[Anonymous No.51559679]

>>51559498
you know what you did anon, you know.

[Anonymous No.51559683]

>>51559624
>Talking PE about companies that are growing at 30% or even 50% top to bottom year over year.

[Anonymous No.51559696]

>>51559650
>>51559507
Wouldn't waste your time. He's a redditor, his iq tests come back negative.

[Anonymous No.51559698]

>>51559643
>tell me you didnt read the report without telling me you didnt read the report.

[Anonymous No.51559700]

Remember that time I told you to short SAVA. Well it's that time again.

[Anonymous No.51559706]

Jerome Powell: I am literally going to crash the stock market.

Market: Hahaha, now you're not.

JP: No, I mean it, I'm raising rates and all asset values are going to crash.

M: Hahaha, no you're not.

JP: I am literally crashing the market right now.

M: OMG WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS MARKET DROP?!

[Anonymous No.51559718]

>>51559658
PEs can come down 2 ways. one Is the stock price crashing do you know the other one?

[Anonymous No.51559724]

>>51559700
glad to see you survived the sava tigers
i hope you had a distraction and nobody from the village had to be fed to them

[Anonymous No.51559733]

>>51559706
>Kek
This is exactly the internal boomer fund manager dialogue. Those idiots on CNBC were so pissed at JPOW hahaha I love it

[Anonymous No.51559738]

>>51559609
Nice, I like it. But I got fucking hosed today going long in this shitshow.

>>51559641
he was crippled and swimming at the bottom of the shelf. bros before hos

[Anonymous No.51559740]

>>51559718
How well do luxury car makers and technology companies do during recessions?

[Anonymous No.51559751]

>>51559696
>Redditor
I never been to Reddit, so how would you know? Faggot

[Anonymous No.51559757]

>>51559236
I'm still not convinced about that. We've been fighting inflation for a year and there hasn't been a considerable increase on unemployment (which is understandable because labour participation is not that strong and most companies need every work-force resource available right now). I think many tech companies are going to eat shit in the next 12 months (particularly those with a lot of debt and no tangible product) but I don't think the same is going to happen to the core of the US economy. I do think we're going to lose a LOT of purchasing power though.

[Anonymous No.51559759]

>>51559738
>bros before hos
of course, i'm just havin a giggle. i hate women.

[Anonymous No.51559764]

>>51559724
Bro the last few days have raped my SAVA call spreads I sold in August. I have October )like 25p) expiry tight call spreads that I sold for 10.00 premia and they dipped to $6-7 and I thought everything was cool but then yesterday they went to $14.00/contract.


Tigers. Raping me. Violently.

[Anonymous No.51559782]

>>51559706
he was dovish af today tho
im kinda confused about the red, he could not have been more dovish, he even hinted that future hikes will be smaller
only way I can parse it is that the market wanted 1% and expects that he'll need to catch up to make up for being too dovish today

>>51559764
at least our dwac puts are printing

[Anonymous No.51559792]

>>51559706
I see you're a fellow Mumbai Stock Market Memes facebook page enjoyer.

[Anonymous No.51559794]

>>51559550
I was thinking of geting to get pizza and a beer at this bar

[Anonymous No.51559811]

>>51559782
He gave a lot of bearish talking points but presented them with a dovish tone. If you actually listened to the presser you'd know how bad everything he said was

[Anonymous No.51559815]

>>51559751
Got it, so you are just a retarded faggot.

[Anonymous No.51559822]

>>51559782
>at least our dwac puts are printing
I actually barely have any DWAC puts...mostly call spreads since IV is super high.

Which DWAC puts do you have again? I seriously refuse to believe any retail investors were still retarded enough to hold onto DWAC after it dropped from 70 to 30 in a couple weeks but the thing is there are people who genuinely believe in the Truth Social thing since they got banned from Twitter for saying niggerkike so now there's a base of unironic bidders for DWAC as a shell company that will never merge into a real company

[Anonymous No.51559831]

>>51559751
>s-so how would you know?
Its obvious, retard.

[Anonymous No.51559843]

>>51559606
I want GOOG stock (post-split ofc) down to $60 before I even consider DCA'ing on bluechip techs. Hopefully we get that re-valuation

[Anonymous No.51559846]

>>51559782
When powpow leaves 100bps on the table, anon, thats peak hawk. Please stop talking, ypu are going to make people jump oit of windows.

[Anonymous No.51559862]

>>51559822
I have 17.5p and 20p for december, I sold the the october ones when they pushed the date back

>>51559811
>If you actually listened to the presser you'd know how bad everything he said was
honestly i tune out a bit and get distracted by /smg/ boboposting when he starts talking about unemployment

[Anonymous No.51559864]

>>51559815
Markets going to be green tomorrow and there is nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.51559875]

>futures
i thought you said priced in,mumu
What about the pivot?
How about 75bps is actually bullish?

[Anonymous No.51559881]

>>51559864
Ok mumu, ok.

[Anonymous No.51559901]

>>51559165
What the Fed does is irrelevant because they already know the dollar is scheduled for demolition and replacement quicker than the Freedom towers were. DXY is only a safe heaven until it all goes to supreme shit. Reserve currency status eventually ends and globalists will roll out your ESG replacement via popular demand from the easily herded prole democracy that permitted 14 years of near-ZIRP, fiat printing, and extremely shit policy. Not everyone can be a parasitic middleman landlord and that popping alone will be a hell. You don't even need to be a Dalio-tier Chinaboo to see Bloomberg and friends slowly getting people acquainted with dollar milkshake theory.

[Anonymous No.51559909]

its unironically over......

[Anonymous No.51559913]

>>51559624
Some tech companies, definitely. All the information and data that companies like Facebook, Google and (now) Apple gather and analyze from you are absolutely fundamental for the next step into robotics and AI crafting necessary to replace humanity and increase productivity if we are to maintain the same quality of life in the next decades. I think you have a point with your examples (and some of the companies you speak about) but you have to look at the bigger picture - go back to the 90s and imagine just how much Microsoft changed things in 20-30 years. Would you not say it's P/E was justified for the breakthroughts it brought us to today (knowing what you know presently)?

[Anonymous No.51559925]

>>51559909
Nah, not yet.

[Anonymous No.51559929]

Dollar is dead.
Next month, Jerome will introduce the U.S. Dollar X.
You'll be able to buy Shadow the Hedgehog on Gamecube with it.

[Anonymous No.51559928]

>>51559909
For whomst?

[Anonymous No.51559934]

>>51559928
my roth ira kek

[Anonymous No.51559941]

>>51559929
>Not calling it the USD2
Fucking nigger Powell

[Anonymous No.51559944]

Last Tuesday's high looks like Mt. Everest

[Anonymous No.51559953]

>>51559718
Tesla needs to eat shit. There's no reasonable argument for its ridiculous valuation. Neither the infrastructure nor the technology is capable to matching whatever dream basedboys have of Musk's vision in the next 10 years.

[Anonymous No.51559966]

GOOG is the only tech company worth investing in. The have the most powerful data collection network in the world.

[Anonymous No.51559974]

>>51559953
>>51559944
>>51559941
>>51559934
>>51559929
https://pastebin
.com/dP8uuBaw

[Anonymous No.51559975]

>>51559929
>Dollar is dead
U wot? EUR/USD is at a low

[Anonymous No.51559985]

>>51559953
Short it

[Anonymous No.51559987]

Why did I sell my shorts before closing WTF

[Anonymous No.51559997]

>>51559966
I disagree that they are the ONLY tech company worth investing in as a long, but I do agree that GOOG is one of the primary allocations one should have into tech. As I state here >>51559843
...GOOG is one of the first companies I will slurp if we get a convex selloff in the broad equities market

[Anonymous No.51560031]

>>51559953
Atleast it doesnt have a high PB ratio like Apple

[Anonymous No.51560044]

>>51559913
I am a tech tranny. And I get the point of the other anon, it makes sense to go against it because only with hindsight you will know what companies deserved the extra valuation due to their future impact in the world, example being Amazon with 1000 PE a few years ago and during the dot com crash, Microsoft, etc etc.

But also you forget the companies that never made it, like Cisco, HP, Compaq, IBM, Intel, etc etc that basically became "value traps" in the tech world.

It is smart to go against the current when it comes to tech but if you know NOTHING about the tech and only know from ear then you should learn to back off because you don't want to be Mark Spiegel and short Tesla since it was $3 adjusted for the splits and go from managing billions to manage not even a million just because what you are seeing happening in front of you doesn't fit in one of your spreedsheets and can only be understood with hindsight.

[Anonymous No.51560059]

Can we get a real bear day tomorrow? None of this whipsaw shit

[Anonymous No.51560073]

>>51559913
>necessary to replace humanity
Are you fucking dumb? Oh nvm you are

[Anonymous No.51560074]

>futures -0.4% already
uh oh...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51560082]

>>51559615
I can tell you what I spent money on today. I bought scotch and I bought more lingerie for gookfu.

[Anonymous No.51560087]

>>51560059
Pow said correction throughout his speech... I unironically believe he meant this week or before the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.51560123]

https://github.com/features/copilot
maybe techniggers will get their reckoning afterall.

[Anonymous No.51560130]

>>51560082
He didnt read the memo that said hedge fund companies need to stop playing meme wars on stocks. Powell asked nicely to fix the fucking market and people are still looking to beat high interest floats.

[Anonymous No.51560139]

>>51558445
https://youtu.be/twQlpFrm5iM

[Anonymous No.51560138]

still made that i lost 2k today and wont be able to trade for 2 more days. probably going to miss out oh huge index moves.

[Anonymous No.51560140]

Hey, I've been out. Did anything happen today?

[Anonymous No.51560142]

>>51560044
Give me some tickers to look at. What do you think of wbd

[Anonymous No.51560163]

URANIUM bull thesis
just got cucked
ROSSEAU.COM

Uranium is everywhere!!!
unsubscribing to all URANIUM newsletters
and blogs.

URANIUM bloggers get a real job
stop trying to bamboozle retail out their
shekels. Recession incoming

[Anonymous No.51560165]

>>51560140
No,nothing in particular.

[Anonymous No.51560177]

>>51560142
nu, Nexa, vale, sqm

[Anonymous No.51560185]

>>51560142
steel, coal, LEU, TESLA, chargepoint, batt, oil

[Anonymous No.51560193]

>>51560123
Fuck I'm so mad I fell for the CS meme and got suckered in to a bachelors program focusing on Java and C# instead of learning proper low-level shit.

[Anonymous No.51560228]

>>51560193
What the fuck is that pic

[Anonymous No.51560232]

>>51559985
I did.

[Anonymous No.51560242]

I'm all in on KNW bros, I think the getting is good, and prick-free diabetes testing seems to me like it is gonna go far. Thinking long-term here.

[Anonymous No.51560247]

>>51559513
ill be fine as long as i dont make anymore stupid trades. should really just not trade at all.

[Anonymous No.51560261]

>>51560193
>Java and C#
Are you the Golden Boy?

[Anonymous No.51560268]

are we feeling it yet?

[Anonymous No.51560271]

>>51560123
copilot has a medium-size legal issue in that it seems it was trained on GPL code, which would mean that any derived works must also be GPL-licensed (GPL is a big no-no for commercial purposes)
the issue is medium-size only because its unclear if anyone has the combination of money and mandate to sue users or microsoft

[Anonymous No.51560275]

>>51559953
going to get into some TSLA death puts tomorrow. Thinking November 230p

[Anonymous No.51560281]

whre is my 3x bull dollar stock? i want DXYL

[Anonymous No.51560293]

>>51560228
x86 assembly

[Anonymous No.51560294]

>>51560073
Yes, I worder that poorly. What I'm trying to say it's analgous to machines in industrial revolution replacing much of manual labour humans used to do (and allowed slavery to be abolished).

[Anonymous No.51560301]

>>51560193
>bachelors program focusing on Java and C# instead of learning proper low-level shit.
but CS is about the theory and not about teaching you a programming language...

[Anonymous No.51560313]

>>51560301
>but CS is about the theory and not about teaching you a programming language
He took the major to get fat fucking paid, not learn how to be a nerd.

[Anonymous No.51560318]

>>51560294
You realize that the replacement of humans by machines makes stocks effectively worthless right?

[Anonymous No.51560331]

I have almost financially recovered from January this year.

Almost 4xed my account over the past 3 months and still haven't made up for that black hole.

[Anonymous No.51560341]

>>51560193
20 years ago i'd invite you to try one of my crackmes, then join my group. better times

[Anonymous No.51560351]

>>51560294
In the next decade? Lolololololololololklkk omg lololololollllllkololololololokol (breath) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOKKKK

[Anonymous No.51560355]

>>51560193
ive written device drivers and baremetal microcontroller firmware and I've only needed to read assembler code like twice in five years
the real meme is your screenshot

[Anonymous No.51560358]

>>51560142
>WBD
Is a value trap unless Comcast bail you out and buys it if Disney decides to buy Hulu from Comcast (which should give them enough money to buy WB)

And for tech tickets I only follow 1/2 stocks and then go deep in them to see if the (high) valuation is justified. Currently I finish my 2 year deep dive on Tesla (and I have been buying since 2019) because there were some fundamental tech changes that required it. And I am certain Tesla will triple in value in the next 2 years IF the timeline with the release of FSD is maintained (end of the year open Betam release in 2023/2024) and this includes "eject buttons" like TSLA energy draining to much money, FSD not being on Open Beta by Q1 2023 and others.

Now I am looking for other companies to do a deep dive and see if there is a better return for a 2 year interval. Currently I only see "value" plays in tech like Paypal or Google. I would stay away from Meta, not even if they lose 60% from current value would I turn to them.

[Anonymous No.51560365]

>Continue until morale improves
Looks like we have a shitposter

[Anonymous No.51560370]

>>51558445
futes

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51560374]

>>51560130
Look where we are going we are playing real wars with Russian bears and hohols. I'm thinking the bears are low and going to be high soon. You should stop keeping score in money and start keeping score in bodies.

[Anonymous No.51560378]

>>51560341
>invoke

[Anonymous No.51560383]

>>51560331
what are you trading next? seems like youre on a lucky streak so I can ride off your coattails.

[Anonymous No.51560395]

>future indicators

[Anonymous No.51560399]

>>51560331
>Almost 4xed my account over the past 3 months
what the fuck have you been trading

[Anonymous No.51560404]

>>51560318
I'm not saying replacing humans entirely. Just from many of the menial tasks and jobs we still have to do today (and hopefully free up time for us to do other, more productive things). Stocks will continue to exist because they are our stake in the development and progress of our economy (a way of saying we still own part of the capital structure that allows that "replacement" to be possible).

[Anonymous No.51560413]

>>51560193
I did the same sort of program like 10 years ago. Waste of time and money (cost me $12k), since it focused on webdev and I didn't build up a professional network and didn't want to move to (((Toronto))).
Instead I learned C# quite well, though I'm on v 4.5 because I refuse to update past Win7 (using Visual C# 2010 Express Edition, lel)
I did learn some low level shit and assembly for SNES via Super Metroid, and wanted to make a rom randomizer, but never really got around to it or finishing gamedev. I can't even directly use C# for financial stuff either, since Python or TradingView Pine does everything I'd ever really want (or R if I wanted to crunch shit)

[Anonymous No.51560435]

>>51560301
Fairly enough I did take a few classes about discrete mathematics that I enjoyed but the majority of the other coursework was HTML, Java (and Javascript), C# and .net shit, and oddly a LISP course specifically about old AI research.
>>51560313
I was already a nerd, I just thought CS would be a good way to make money by being good at math. I should never have changed my major from Actuary desu.

[Anonymous No.51560439]

>>51560358
As sectors I am looking into AI and what implementations would/could this bring. I am seeing the birth of Internet 3.0 and is not powered by blockchain but rather AI content.

Is going to be an interesting decade but I have to still see a proper business model for some of this emerging AI.

Also you could focus on sectors that will benefit from this AI boom, like genetics and bioengineering. But I still need to set an appointment with a contact I have on the industry to begin to understand it and see where should I focus my attention while investigating.

[Anonymous No.51560453]

>>51560404
Ill gove it 30 years, not a decade. Not trying to laugh at a dreamer but hot damn son, come back down to reality a fucking tad.
https://youtu.be/zsplm4pTYIE

[Anonymous No.51560464]

>>51560453
Timeline on nuclear fusion being a viable energy source? I'm saying 20-50 years at least

[Anonymous No.51560472]

Selling all my palantir tomorrow and buying more SOXL under 10 and there's nothing trannies can do to stop me

[Anonymous No.51560473]

>>51560439
>not powered by blockchain but rather AI content
das rite, we'll have an AI waifu-based economy

[Anonymous No.51560501]

man what a fucking day, my plan worked perfectly with a caveat that with such wild price swings and volatility I cant capitalize on price shifts because of having to manually meat-finger my options orders

is there a way sans-algorithm where I can add a trailing stop loss TO a buy order?

[Anonymous No.51560519]

>>51560501
Yea, get a better broker

[Anonymous No.51560520]

>>51560501
>mfw trying to enter orders into web client

[Anonymous No.51560533]

>>51560453
You have no idea how fast tech advances and Is adopted. The moment GAI Is cracked like 40% of all White collar works and like 70% of blue collar works (including service jobs) are going the way of the dodo fast like 5 years fast.

[Anonymous No.51560536]

>>51560519
schwab isnt good anymore?

[Anonymous No.51560545]

>>51560464
Current attempts: fraud
In our lifetime: 10% chance
100 years out: maybe

[Anonymous No.51560547]

>>51560536
Not if you can't chain orders together

[Anonymous No.51560550]

>>51560453
AI has been moving very fast in the past decade
ten years ago IIRC even google translate didnt work or worked very poorly
five-six years ago AI was beating humans at starcraft
then a bit later, we got decent text generation
earlier this year we got DALL-E, then rapidly after that we got a bunch of other models with serious improvements in composition
I would not be surprised if we have fully working vehicle autopilot by 2025

[Anonymous No.51560560]

>>51560193
>>51560228
>>51560293

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51560563]

>>51560464
Such a game changer, and would revolutionize everything. If you can harness nuclear fusion you can literally turn lead into gold.

[Anonymous No.51560565]

>>51560533
naw these dinguses are going to fuck up more biotechnology and end us all, covid was just the first of many fuckups from trying to play god

[Anonymous No.51560571]

>>51560533
They said that in the early 2000's, child. Like i said, you can be a dreamer but you can also be retarded at the same time.

[Anonymous No.51560576]

>>51559683
wasn't talking P/E was talking P/E relative lifetime value. Its fast money not, sticky money. Its based solely on their leadership position in the market. Big moat small castle. and the sun is shining every day drying up that water. A lot of their valuation was they were safe harbor stocks. WIth the bond market at obscene multiples, I saw bonds at like 1.7:1 valuations, for 50 basis pts return. with all this stimulation and begging for entrepreneurship all we got out of it was further consolidation from the top, which specifically doesn't want innovation b/c it damages their own interests.

>>51559913
My critique is the same I have for bitcoin. I've never seen in it in a real interest rate environment. apple microsoft amazon are all gen x companies that survived high interest rates of the 80s 90s and 08. But the growth since then has been unreal. FB bought 3 major competitors within 3 years of its own IPO. I've never seen them tested when money meant something. They're massive now and I don't know how they navigated the DEI scam and if they were able to insulate productive workers from diversity hires. Also when the CIA can't be a money fairy to bezos and zuck I assume their valuations will dry up.
With bonds being out of play for 20 years millenials have been stuck having to bootstrap their own shit. the best play for bonds is in my opinion being able to force a restructure by the bond holder. and thats a tool thats been out of play for a while now. There was no better way to abuse creative bankruptcy than have the bondholders come in and fire every diversity hire who couldn't make a KPI if their life depended on it.

[Anonymous No.51560581]

>>51560547
well then what platform sans-bloomberg terminal allows such things

[Anonymous No.51560585]

>>51560242
They released a penny stock as an ipo to big markets? During this time? They really want speculators

[Anonymous No.51560595]

>>51560501
dial the broker and have the wagie do it.

[Anonymous No.51560612]

>>51560550
Cool. So what anoit all the jobs that involve driving. What arr you as a leader going to tell them to do with all their free time?

[Anonymous No.51560622]

>>51560595
I just want a 20% trailing stop-loss to follow my spy puts/calls like a wayward puppy following the order home is this too much to ask?

[Anonymous No.51560628]

>>51560581
IBKR for example

[Anonymous No.51560637]

>>51560612
>anoit.... not sure what the fuck that is, srry
With, was supposed to be with

[Anonymous No.51560638]

>>51560628
now this is the kind of autism i can get in to thanks bro will revisit when sober

[Anonymous No.51560640]

>>51560585
So it seems.

[Anonymous No.51560643]

>>51560383
Trading UVXY with leverage.
I had capitulated and started DCAing into QQQ, I hadn't actively traded on the account for months when I saw the perfect opportunity to effectively short the extremely retarded July/August rally through VIX.
I have swung one relief rally since then.
Secret is just good entry, and trading from deep profit, which protects you from volatility even with degen leverage.

I think we will potentially see another moderate bear rally around or maybe slightly below June lows around the 200 WMA, I aim to try and scalp it.
Then at the full capitulation I will short Vix, after that likely a commodity play on the 'recovery', and then probably long hold UPRO until return to ATH.

[Anonymous No.51560664]

>>51560550
That literally doesn't mean anything though. They are all coded by design. True AI is the result of consciousness and that's never NEVER going to happen and no GAI or anything is going to solve for that. Jsut because you can replace the frycooks, doesn't mean you can make a good burger. Human ingenuity and intellect will always be the prevailing sentiment and you better hope for it as well because otherwise you can kiss stocks goodbye as we enter the UBI and socialism society where jobs and money don't matter anymore.

[Anonymous No.51560674]

>>51560643
>Trading UVXY with leverage.
kek

[Anonymous No.51560680]

>>51560374
I already played army and so it is not my turn to offer my body to a bag. Sorry m8. Are you serviceable?

[Anonymous No.51560681]

>>51559208
>4chan
>triggered by a literal space

Name a better duo lmao

[Anonymous No.51560686]

>>51560571
And 20 years later. The top 5 SPY companies are all Tech companies, Apple, MIcrosoft, Google, Amazon, Tesla. With a combine valuation of 7.5 Trillions as of today.

[Anonymous No.51560702]

>>51560681
>name a better duo
Me and you're mom

[Anonymous No.51560701]

I bought SPXS puts at 2pm eastern time.

[Anonymous No.51560705]

>>51560674
hey tho for reals did a single autist use my prescient advice to 70/30 spy puts/calls with trailing 20% stop loss you wouldve made infinite money today
also other life hacks:
pasta-fazoole for the apex of bachelor chow
unfiltered sake mixed 1:1 with sparkling spring water for the single best alcohlic drink known to man
you're welcome, as always smg

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51560708]

>>51560643
Ima short some fucking vix when SPY breaks 370.

[Anonymous No.51560709]

>>51560622
you mean this?

[Anonymous No.51560715]

>>51560702
Your loss, my mom's fat af you loser lmao

[Anonymous No.51560717]

>>51560674
>tfw use margin to buy deep otm and short dated uvxy contracts

[Anonymous No.51560718]

>>51559550
Stir fried chicken and white rice. Two cheeseburgers from McDonalds. Diet Coke. Diet Orange Seltzer. Goyslop for only the best.

[Anonymous No.51560726]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51560727]

>>51560680
Sorry I'm a jew, do they need some one to count bodies?

[Anonymous No.51560731]

>>51560709
yes but who the fuck is mark and what platform bruv

[Anonymous No.51560734]

i feel like im gonna get heemed if i go short again here. not sure how to stop my folio from imploding. my excess liquidity is getting drained fast

[Anonymous No.51560738]

Why the fuck do people change the links constantly

[Anonymous No.51560740]

>>51560686
Yah, im thinking you are just a little tarded.

[Anonymous No.51560741]

>>51558445
What the fuck happened bullies, you were annoyingly up all day.

[Anonymous No.51560744]

The Yen will not stop collapsing

[Anonymous No.51560746]

>>51560717
>>tfw use margin to buy deep otm and short dated uvxy contracts
the only thing ive ever fucking touching uvxy with a ten foot pole will be to short that cunt once we finally capitulate in 2040 assuming oceania wins against eastasia

[Anonymous No.51560748]

>>51560738
We like to have fun here.

[Anonymous No.51560751]

>>51560612
I would also not be surprised if those trucks still have to have humans in them because the laws haven't caught up and require drivers behind the wheel.
but anyway thats a different question entirely
I believe that AI will do every necessary job within my lifetime, and likely even before the end of the decade
how politicians will deal with the capability is another bag of worms, but either they will allow it or another country will

>>51560664
the chessfag now spends all day studying AI recommendation to prepare for his tournament, but at least the AI doesn't have a soul
the artfag will soon spend all day telling stable diffusion to please tweak the face of the current picture a bit, but at least the AI doesn't have a soul
the trucker will soon be out of a job, but at least his replacement doesn't have a soul
the fleshbag will soon be turned into paperclips, but at least the paperclip maximizer doesn't have a soul

[Anonymous No.51560759]

>>51560731
thats tos, you'll have to call and negotiate cheaper options fees tho.

those guys built tastyworks these days and they have 0 exit fees so I think it'd be better for you.

[Anonymous No.51560766]

>>51560751
Lifetime, i can see that. In a decade, bro pass that shit.

[Anonymous No.51560777]

>>51560748
Where’s the pvc

[Anonymous No.51560776]

Pivot rally?

[Anonymous No.51560778]

i aint bakin

[Anonymous No.51560782]

>>51560748
Rascals!

[Anonymous No.51560785]

Why is this guy such a schizo?

[Anonymous No.51560806]

>>51560785
stop hating on /ourautist/ iphone-anon

[Anonymous No.51560825]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.51560834]

>>51560785
This idiot literally sold the bottom

[Anonymous No.51560835]

>>51560785
I'd never trust a sane trader

[Anonymous No.51560840]

>>51560751
I wonder what philosophy this is. It's almost as if you're actively for the replacement of humans. Do you hate humans so much that you'd much rather see them turn to machines? I'm curious please enlighten me. Because it stems from something but to go so far as actively and delusionally believe humans are going to be replaced entirely by machines is.... Dark.

[Anonymous No.51560846]

>>51558630
I hate that term. "Priced in". Everyone says it, but it's never accurate. Never. Not once has anything that has been said to be priced in, was it priced in.
>Don't worry this upcoming rate hike is already priced in
Then how come every time Powell opens his mouth the market shits the bed, even after shitting the bed for an entire week leading up to his speech? He's just confirming everything that should already be "priced in"! Priced in is a scam word meant to reassure retards who can't handle the volatility created by Jewish hedgefunds. Heed these words...today Powell suggested another aggressive hike at the next FOMC also. There is no mystery. He said it, it's there in black and white. Now the market has plenty of time to "price in" that expectation of further large hikes. Guess what? Markets will still shit the bed after the next FOMC also because "priced in" doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.51560847]

>>51560766
we went from chess bots to AI that responds to text prompts and generates believable images in a decade (and less impressively, from chess bots to AI that plays 5v5 moba games at above world champion level)
another decade is a lot of a time at this pace, but yes, not guaranteed

[Anonymous No.51560855]

I might bake.
But I will get some SCHD tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51560871]

>>51560785
He's just an attention whore anon
a relatively smart one sure, but still an attention whore

[Anonymous No.51560879]

>>51560785
One of us

[Anonymous No.51560891]

>>51560847
Nvidia built a tool to up resolution all textures in a game and easily update them for rtx lighting. Basically free remaster for all games ever made and that's just a simple tool at early stage of AI. Every movie will be 4k soon and AI will update the vfx automatically to today's standards or even redo the action to be more realistic

[Anonymous No.51560903]

>Twitter now asking for tips
HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51560923]

Honest question anons, what are we gonna do once the nuke falls? How will it affect our stocks and what should we do about it

[Anonymous No.51560928]

>>51560846
it's priced in not Priced in

you saw the tree but not the forest

[Anonymous No.51560930]

>>51558992
>don't stress about the money, just make it work however you can
Not gonna lie, that sounds stressful.

[Anonymous No.51560940]

>>51560840
You are a modern Ludite.

[Anonymous No.51560944]

>>51560891
Book2movie AI will be next too. That will have huge impacts on media companies when a single person can tinker with prompts for a year and output a movie

[Anonymous No.51560958]

>>51560903
It's not a feature to make you donate to Twitter it's a feature that allow users to accept tips

[Anonymous No.51560961]

>>51560944
>Book2movie AI will be next too
i mean sure instead of funding competent, creative, driven artists lets just funnel every bit of capital into the lazy half-assed method because harvard MBAs are in charge of the future of humanity whats the wurst that can happen

[Anonymous No.51560963]

>>51560930
money is so easy, I don't understand how people can say shit like this. Just don't spend more than you have and grow the pile.

[Anonymous No.51560975]

>>51560963
money is a state of mind
until you're under the bridge
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLvohMXgcBo

[Anonymous No.51560982]

>>51560355
If you would written anything performance critical, you would read asm all the time. Every high profile programmer will check asm output of critical code paths after every change.

[Anonymous No.51560997]

>>51559165
What the hell is a hoom?

[Anonymous No.51561003]

>>51560961
Well it's just something capital and work intensive will become accessible. One time in history being able to write or read a book was rare. Generally though without the capital moat the value of media will decrease

Here is the rtx tool
https://youtu.be/taJ7tJVFIPA

[Anonymous No.51561007]

Bake it up,wagie

[Anonymous No.51561012]

Pretty sure I talked to one of you tonight at a college lecture, If you bought puts on SQQQ let me know I’m not crazy.

[Anonymous No.51561026]

>>51561012
>bought puts on SQQQ
kek

[Anonymous No.51561031]

>>51560923
stocks to zero
what do? rope

[Anonymous No.51561036]

>>51560840
AI has a notorious failure mode in that it is difficult or impossible to align our goal with the AI's motivational function. For example you make an AI meant to put out fires, you specify its utility function as something that's high if the smoke detectors don't sense smoke, and the AI learns to maximize its utility by removing the smoke detectors.

Such unaligned AIs can be very dangerous and the paperclip maximizer thing is meant as a warning, not endorsement. Nowadays we give ML agents control of trading algorithms, sensors, drones as soon as they can remotely do the job, because its hot tech and everyone wants the productivity gains. For now alignment mistakes are more of the funny kind - haha the AI doesnt do anything because then it can't see anything bad that will affect its utility function - but as AI gets more and more capable, alignment mistakes of the paperclip kind can be catastrophic, and it only takes one.

[Anonymous No.51561038]

>>51561012
We're you at a "lecture" for the retarded?

[Anonymous No.51561059]

>>51561036
this ai post makes me think hank herbert's dune or even phillip k dicks androids dream of electric sheep were right in that we need an ai holocaust
but how did they know

[Anonymous No.51561066]

NEW

>>51561058
>>51561058
>>51561058
>>51561058

reminder bake at 300

[Anonymous No.51561069]

You faggots can go back to /sci/ if you wanna talk about ai

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51561076]

>>51561036
Can you program the AI to caress the balls while giving a blow job and provide a line of cocaine at the same time?

[Anonymous No.51561117]

>>51560982
Programmers who can write code for embedded environments are very rare and expensive, even for the programming field. In the majority of projects it is easier to just plan to use a bigger STM32 microcontroller instead of imposing performance requirements on the C code that require inspecting assembler. Yeah, if you're working on something that sells millions of units and has energy requirements etc, sure, but its not required for a microwave or really in most places that aren't nvidia.

[Anonymous No.51561140]

>>51561117
and instead of programming cold fusion reactors and interstellar colonies theyre programming 20 cents on the dollar to ship peaches over 9000 miles

[Anonymous No.51561160]

>>51560940
Lrn2spell before casting stones my man I'm using a Samsung ultra s20 to post this and just finished a drone flight

[Anonymous No.51561250]

>>51558559
I sold the 387p and bought the 388p. Feels so good to pick the exact spread (I bought yesterday throughout the day and today)

[Anonymous No.51561485]

>>51559643
The fact that there are people as dumb as you left long makes me very confident in my short

[Anonymous No.51561785]

>>51561012
It was i. The ladyboi in the pink panties and matching pink cuck cage.