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>be me on Tuesday morning
>only had 7 hours of sleep and felt so tired
>went to work, worked, for back from work
>bought goyslop from the supermarket that I normally only go to on some Fridays (Pavloved myself in to feeling like it's Friday a little bit, which was slightly kino)
>saw numerous Staceys and qts at the supermarket
>binged on junk food; felt so fat and guilty
>drank coffee and browsed internet for a few hours in the evening while ferociously shitposting on my phone (had readymade copypastas)
>shatpost until almost midnight, then it was too late to go to the gym
>slept
>woke up today after 6 hours, browsed internet for remaining hour and a bit, didn't feel very tired
>went to work, worked
>bought goyslop on my way home (not in as demoralised a way as yesterday, so I'm confident it's the last time)
>binged
>now browsing internet
>will go to gym

I'm ugly but my hairline, skin, teeth, health (apart from weight) etc., are holding up after years of chemical warfare.

Goyslop is a good word. I had noticed for a while that everything I ate was basically a carby mush. That word summarises it well.

I cringe every day relentlessly at and after work because my manager's manager's manager barely talks to me and he's friendly with everyone else so I think I'm going to be given awful annual reviews.

Everyone but me is a normie clone. I am the main character. I am unqiue and special. I saw some coworkers I work with walking together without me after work but then I remembered the phrase, "the white man walks alone" (saw a racist anime avatar Twitter account say it) and felt better.

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51556631

>>51556509
>Everyone but me is a normie clone. I am the main character. I am unqiue and special
I am the main character

>> No.51556668

sounds like my life except for the going to work part

>> No.51556709

>>51556631
No I am. You all deserve to be enslaved, I know this because I am the main character.

>> No.51556753

>>51556509
I missed you, London frog

>> No.51557409

>>51556631
Yes I am bitch, who are you to say otherwise.

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51557689

>>51556509
>>51556709
>>51557409
>>51556631
I'm the unkillable NPC, can't wait until you main character faggots die at the end of your pathetic storyline

>> No.51557729

> "only" 7 hours of sleep
?

>> No.51557761

>>51556509
>am the main character. I am unqiue and special..
No you're not.

>> No.51557768

This must be one of those readymade pastas.

>> No.51557771

>>51556631
>>51556709
>>51557409
>>51557689
Look at all these figments of my imagination arguing with each other. This simulation is hilarious.