/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51555878]

Zone edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>51555089

[Anonymous No.51555896]

based volatility

[Anonymous No.51555899]

Guys? GUYS??

[Anonymous No.51555900]

[Anonymous No.51555909]

We're going up again. Green close here we come

[Anonymous No.51555910]

Predictions for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51555912]

...markets and I said...

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

on what?

all right ALL RIGHT
WE'RE IN BEARR MARKET

stockmarketfunding.com told you it was coming if you don't believe me we're down 727 points and we got all the short sells Apples down to 230 dollars

LOOK AT THAT, LOOK AT IT
TAKE EM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BOUNCE OFF THE BOTTOM

I told everybody that you couldn't stay overbought, this is what happens when you get overbought and we told everyone in the Dow was COMING

we told you that WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET... HOOKED
AND YOU MAY BE... HOOKED

here you go, I'm told it's 835 the dow ticker

WOW!!
ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS!
WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION!

WHOA!! LOOK AT THAT NASDAQ 100

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THAT ALMOST A THOUSAND POINTS DOWN THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

THEY'RE GONNA PROBABLY HALT TRADING
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
EVEN KRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT
IT'S CALLED 900 POINTS DOWN
WE TOLD YOU!
WE TOLD YOU people not to get involved in thaaat

we told you two weeks ago what happens to exuberance is that exuberance can make up the difference in one DAY!

I can't even keep up with the tick tock I haven't seen this

buddy YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO...

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

LOOK AT THAT DOWN A THOUSAND POINTS
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

and I told everyone... about the dow history... and this is it on the tape, it was down over a thousand

[Anonymous No.51555913]

We told you people not to get involved in that.

[Anonymous No.51555919]

I got hooked and tried to play the clownmarket for once. Stop-lossed out. What a terrible week. I go bullish once and this is what I get.

[Anonymous No.51555928]

JAMIE DIMON SAYS CRYPTO IS A PONZI SCHEME

[Anonymous No.51555931]

>>51555912

[Anonymous No.51555933]

Miss me yet?

[Anonymous No.51555934]

Laughing at you all today from my deep green shorts.

[Anonymous No.51555935]

>>51555910
You're getting a juicy creampie

[Anonymous No.51555937]

Mumuanons how ya holding up? I know it’s been a rough day. Sit down, this drinks on me

[Anonymous No.51555936]

>>51555919
retard
i bought more spxs on the retard pump, works every time

[Anonymous No.51555939]

Laughing out loud at anyone who bought.

[Anonymous No.51555944]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.51555949]

>>51555919
wtf are you doing using stop losses? are you a baby

[Anonymous No.51555950]

lmao at the last two hourly candles on the SPY and QQQ.
those are some penny stock price movements

[Anonymous No.51555952]

I always listen to music fitting the market. 80s Japanese during our bull bubble and now 90s Japanese and bearish music. Will help you invest through bounces or dips

[Anonymous No.51555956]

The only chart that truly matters, if this loses support all hell breaks lose in risk assets.

[Anonymous No.51555957]

the hour is getting sour

[Anonymous No.51555958]

>>51555909
>>51555910
downgrades

[Anonymous No.51555964]

>>51555939
But I bought leveraged bear ETFs

[Anonymous No.51555965]

30k doesn’t look so crazy now, does it?

[Anonymous No.51555968]

how dumb do you have to be to still be holding
its so obvious new lows are coming

[Anonymous No.51555976]

DRILL TO CLOSE. CMON MARKET, SHOW ME 370 today

[Anonymous No.51555974]

>>51555919
>Stop-loss

>He actually used a stop-gain order

[Anonymous No.51555977]

>>51555878
Is it too late to buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.51555979]

are high cap newer tech stocks a good buy yet? shopify and cloudflare are down 80%/70% and seem to be going mostly sideways now

[Anonymous No.51555980]

Price prediction? Zero.

[Anonymous No.51555983]

>>51555965
30k Nasdaq confirmed

[Anonymous No.51555984]

>>51555956
how much liquidity is tied up in the JNK?

[Anonymous No.51555986]

what the fuck just happened?

[Anonymous No.51555987]

WE’RE GOING DOWN AND YOU CAN SEE IT THROUGH

[Anonymous No.51555989]

be wary as 15:50 approaches

[Anonymous No.51555991]

Goodbye bros

I lost everything

[Anonymous No.51555994]

JUST

[Anonymous No.51555996]

I fucking hate old people

[Anonymous No.51555997]

>>51555956
Jnk?

[Anonymous No.51556001]

>>51555974
Well, I manually execute it but it was the last point I was willing to hold. Which was correct.

[Anonymous No.51556004]

>US2Y up
>US10Y down

oh no

[Anonymous No.51556005]

BOBOS PLZ STOP THE PILE ON
>BOBOS PLZ STOP THE PILE ON
BOBOS PLZ STOP THE PILE ON
>BOBOS PLZ STOP THE PILE ON

[Anonymous No.51556012]

Raise the glas fellow bobos, we did it

[Anonymous No.51556015]

hi guys what's going on today I've been at work

[Anonymous No.51556016]

>>51555980
Why not go below zero?

[Anonymous No.51556017]

The bulls got HOOKED. Thanks for playing, happy Shemitah

[Anonymous No.51556019]

>>51555979
If you go long anything, imo harvest theta aggressively and risk manage like it's a bear market. You also want profit

[Anonymous No.51556021]

Very cool market, thank you

[Anonymous No.51556022]

>>51555991
Capitulation signal

[Anonymous No.51556026]

what the fuck?! JPOW, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE MARKET!

[Anonymous No.51556028]

My name is bobo and I support this message.

[Anonymous No.51556032]

>>51556005
No

[Anonymous No.51556033]

>>51556004
> Powell predicts inflation to stay higher for 2 years
> US2Y goes higher
What's so surprising about this?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51556038]

I just rolled out some SPY puts to $375 9/30, Lets watch the fucking world burn together!

[Anonymous No.51556040]

Rember when mumus said SPY@400 was the bottom?

[Anonymous No.51556041]

Fugly

[Anonymous No.51556043]

>>51555912
based and 2008 pilled

[Anonymous No.51556044]

>caught a 9% swing in SOXS intraday

yummy yummy yummy

[Anonymous No.51556049]

>>51556019
excuse me, i'm a retard i don't know how to do any of that

[Anonymous No.51556051]

>>51555991
how much pussy

[Anonymous No.51556053]

[Anonymous No.51556055]

3800 GONE AND THERE IS STILL 10 MINUTES TO GO!

[Anonymous No.51556059]

>>51555991
Look at this faggot, only losing 1 everything. I'm running -100x everything and still my hands are diamond. Pathetic lightweight baggies, learn what bankruptcy protection is.

[Anonymous No.51556060]

last 10 minutes let's go down properly

[Anonymous No.51556063]

apple swung up and down like 10% today

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51556064]

ahahaAHAHAAHahahaAHAHAHahahahahahahahahahhaa

[Anonymous No.51556067]

And just like that covid Ponzi scheme gains were erased

[Anonymous No.51556070]

>>51555991
You the 6k on Apple calls anon?

[Anonymous No.51556071]

[Anonymous No.51556077]

Meta making new 52wk lows every day.

Lol.

[Anonymous No.51556078]

>>51555991
post loss porn first

[Anonymous No.51556079]

Guys it's me fathands. I just sold my last SPY put for a large profit. I somehow managed to dig myself out of the hole oil put me in and got back to my previous balance. I still have 10 YANG puts riding though. I'm so proud of myself.

[Anonymous No.51556080]

>>51556051

lol I don't invest i just wanted to be funny

[Anonymous No.51556084]

>those market movements
Impressive. Very nice.

[Anonymous No.51556085]

>>51555991
Are you in Jew York city by chance? Might as well make them pay Anon. By that I mean peacefully go into the NYSE ask for a refund.

[Anonymous No.51556086]

Power dumping into close.

[Anonymous No.51556088]

just think Mumus, SPY was at 387 just 2 hours ago.

[Anonymous No.51556090]

Boiled celery on white rice it shall be tonight

[Anonymous No.51556092]

>>51556077
that company shouldn't even exist, they don't do anything anymore. no one uses their main product

[Anonymous No.51556095]

>>51556060
i had a fomo short the bottom order typed up and thought hey thats really stupid so i closed my account for the day and now its up 2 pts
ive finally learned my lesson

[Anonymous No.51556097]

Two dudes at my work were talking rates. I think they think im a fag. Will keep smg informed as story progresses.

[Anonymous No.51556098]

there are retail investors on this board who weren't alive in 2008

[Anonymous No.51556099]

Power 10 minutes here we go!

[Anonymous No.51556100]

>>51555958
>>51555980
>>51555989
>>51556012
>>51556016
>>51556022
>>51556028
>>51556041
>>51556043
>>51556053
cheers and congratulations gentlemen!

[Anonymous No.51556101]

I tried to warn them.
post michael burry bobo pls

[Anonymous No.51556104]

VIX close above 28 = limit down tomorrow, VIX close below 28 = recover tomorrow

simple as

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51556102]

>>51556088
it was at 389 at its peak
and just like that itll never be that high EVER again

[Anonymous No.51556111]

So 29k tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51556116]

>>51556079
nice

[Anonymous No.51556118]

>>51556099
yes.. YES

[Anonymous No.51556123]

>>51555919
>biggest revenue generator for some of these brokers is selling their order flow
>selling your intentions to the quants for free

[Anonymous No.51556124]

>>51556092
No one uses Instagram, WhatsApp, Messenger ? Wut.

[Anonymous No.51556133]

wow i need to rope. bought sqqq at the bottom of the first dump, sold it at the top of the pump and now its dumped even further. gee, sure feels nice to be the liquidity for the market h-haha

[Anonymous No.51556138]

>>51556100
Checked & appreciated

[Anonymous No.51556149]

Maybe Voting Biden in.. not the best move come to think of it

[Anonymous No.51556150]

>>51556079
Good job Rocker. At this rate, you'll be the next Ronald Read. Only slightly gayer, with an affinity for limp wristed black bottom twinks.

[Anonymous No.51556152]

>Sold my TQQQ at a loss
Not a big loss but why the fuck didn't I sell when Powell was talking

[Anonymous No.51556153]

POWER THE FUCK UP Bobos, I can't HEARRR YOUUUUU

[Anonymous No.51556154]

>>51556100
DABS ON YOU

[Anonymous No.51556157]

Mumus actually fell for it kek

[Anonymous No.51556161]

How do I get into puts and option trading? I want in on this. I'm tired of losing money. But I dont want to give schwab my lifes story and I dont want to be gutted even more money if I make the wrong call. I guess covered puts is the way to go?

I dont want to use margin or whatever it is that they tell you that you have to use. Like they give you a loan? That means I have to pay this shit off constantly on top of making sure I am making the right derision on puts. Which means I could get doubly fucked really bad. bear stocks like spxs and soxs you need to put in like 10k to see any real meaningful return and I dont have that kind of cash on hand. I am basically fucked if this bear market goes on for any longer into this year.

[Anonymous No.51556162]

>>51556101
>At least I tried

[Anonymous No.51556165]

>>51556100
a new day is upon us. the golden age of the grizzled bobro

[Anonymous No.51556172]

>>51556124
>Instagram
kinda forgot about that. do they make money off of it?
>WhatsApp
only in Europe and they lost a lot of users in the last few years
still has plenty of users tho, you're right
>Messenger
no

[Anonymous No.51556176]

>>51556049
If you buy an individual stock it's because you expect it to outperform vs an index or other assets. By selling calls against it you are saying you like the stock but not expecting a big upside soon, which is reasonable odds in a bear market.

[Anonymous No.51556181]

mmmh should I buy TQQQ at close and sell tomorrow at open

[Anonymous No.51556184]

>>51556152
because you're greedy dumb cuck get over it pussy

[Anonymous No.51556192]

>>51556172
What messenger do Americans (Burgers) use on their smartphone?

[Anonymous No.51556196]

>>51556181
*sqqq

[Anonymous No.51556197]

Lol everyone on this board lost money today
Guaranteed. America is finished.

[Anonymous No.51556198]

STICKING A FINGER IN MY ASS

[Anonymous No.51556201]

>>51556161
if just thinking about options gets you this scared, they are not for you.

[Anonymous No.51556202]

>>51556192
they use SMS kek

[Anonymous No.51556205]

>>51556149
It's amazing to me that people think people voted Biden in

[Anonymous No.51556208]

450 down cmon 500!!!!

[Anonymous No.51556211]

>>51556192
Our smart phones have their own messaging systems built in. I don't use apps.

[Anonymous No.51556214]

>>51556192
Apple Computer

[Anonymous No.51556217]

I just realized that me being excited about GDX might have been insensitive to those who are in other indices. Sorry mates.

[Anonymous No.51556218]

>>51556197
I didn't lose any money.

[Anonymous No.51556219]

>>51556197
I made a boat on my OOTM CAT puts and closed them. Speak for yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.51556221]

disappointing 10min volume

[Anonymous No.51556222]

>>51556197
nice cuck live laugh love image. you're suppose to take on as much risk as possible when you're young stupid so you don't have to work

[Anonymous No.51556224]

>>51556192
sms for important stuff, messenger for casual stuff

[Anonymous No.51556232]

>>51556192
SMS is built into every smartphone here. Apple iphones use their own service but only for apple to apple messages.

[Anonymous No.51556231]

>>51556202
Yes that. Yes the Feds monitor us. We know.

[Anonymous No.51556233]

Should I buy a 4090 sers?

[Anonymous No.51556237]

>>51556197
>Lol everyone on this board lost money today
i made money with 4 swing trades up 100%, should be up 300% and shouldve put more money in, now I have to wait for the next big market moving day but my system proved itself so now Im ready to gamble heavier

[Anonymous No.51556238]

>>51556049
paspyprade.com
replace p w/ t
don't deploy any capital until you get your options permisions. Don't pay any fund managers my aunt and sister are fund managers and holy shit dude the whole system is hyper pozzed. control your money.

[Anonymous No.51556242]

its over

[Anonymous No.51556243]

I'm getting jew fatigue

[Anonymous No.51556247]

What's this called?
>market crashes
>administration holds press conference
>market rises
>press conference ends
>market crashes
My own conspiracy is that firms that like the administration start buying as a publicity stunt so it looks good as the public watches the conference live. Then once it ends they sell since no one is watching.

[Anonymous No.51556251]

>>51556197
speak for yourself

[Anonymous No.51556253]

>>51556092
I use them but they make no money from me. Everything on the planet has sold my useless data 50x over kek

[Anonymous No.51556260]

>there are actually people ITT that have held long positions in 2022

[Anonymous No.51556261]

>almost everything is at yearly lows

[Anonymous No.51556263]

>>51556247
>My own conspiracy
the entire point was to bleed retail in order to fight inflation by stealing from stock investors

learn to recognize the signs, or if you cant do that just inverse cramer

[Anonymous No.51556265]

Why yes I did lose all my money twice today how could you tell

[Anonymous No.51556268]

I just don't fucking get it anymore man

[Anonymous No.51556269]

>>51556201
Is that how margin works? Like they give you like so much amount of money to work with? Like they give me 50k and I go in to a put for like 30k and I only make back 25k cause of a bad call. That means I need to pay off the other 25k back soon if I dont get my shit together on it. It's basically doing options solely to pay back the loan they give you and none of it you keep as actual profit assuming you are like me and never make good calls.

[Anonymous No.51556271]

>>51556205
Give them time. They don’t want to believe the system is inherently corrupt and incompetent. Thankfully we have a Fed chair like JPow who will right the ship even if the government and the private sector don’t want to.

[Anonymous No.51556273]

>>51556218
>>51556219
>>51556237
Go ahead and post your positions. You won't you faggots cucks
>>51556222
>just flee the country when you lose!

[Anonymous No.51556274]

>>51556197
I made $0.10 in delta fuck you

[Anonymous No.51556278]

Steady Decline to 30000

[Anonymous No.51556281]

>>51556260
got like 200k in gains dont feel like taking that tax hit

[Anonymous No.51556282]

>>51556247
No way anyone would be prepared to take on that level of market risk lol, even if it's 1hr.

[Anonymous No.51556283]

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste

[Anonymous No.51556284]

>>51556222
checkethed. and also based. stockcucks will never make it, forever deluding themselves, thinking they know what they are doing. only optionschads should be allowed to post.

[Anonymous No.51556291]

>>51556265
Don't act like a slut and you won't get raped.

[Anonymous No.51556292]

Well that didn't go as intended. Good thing i slept in and didn't buy/sell either fakeouts.

[Anonymous No.51556294]

>>51556247
>fed
>administration
The fed is an independent organizaiton

[Anonymous No.51556295]

>>51556265
time to pull off a "Sliker"

[Anonymous No.51556300]

Today was not a good day, gents.

[Anonymous No.51556299]

PM chuds, we won

[Anonymous No.51556302]

>Drilling into close

https://youtu.be/ZBnmye9aQWc?t=61

Lel, jej even

[Anonymous No.51556304]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon? Rawr!

[Anonymous No.51556305]

no seriously...

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51556306]

STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.51556307]

>>51556251
What site is this you faggot nigger? You won't answer you cunt bitch predictit? Nah..

[Anonymous No.51556309]

>>51556247
??? It’s happened each rate hike. It’s bots.

[Anonymous No.51556310]

>>51555878
dude i fucking closed my short after thinking there wasn't gonna be a dump this market is gay as hell

[Anonymous No.51556311]

>>51556268
>>51556268
ever think you didn't get it in the first place?

[Anonymous No.51556314]

i even warned people that it would dump even if it was 75bps last night but i didnt listen to my own advice. always happens, my logical decision is usually correct but i get super emotional when trading and fuck it all up.

[Anonymous No.51556319]

>>51556104
lol

[Anonymous No.51556322]

>>51556273
>Go ahead and post your positions.

I'm all cash.

[Anonymous No.51556326]

>>51556307
polymarket

[Anonymous No.51556330]

Maybe these zoomers were right about crypto being the future... it's more stable than US indexs

[Anonymous No.51556329]

>>51556243
Thats him shlomo, he said something wrong about jews

[Anonymous No.51556333]

Kek.

[Anonymous No.51556339]

>>51556304
+0.18%, was up 1.4% during the day but oh well, it doesn't matter that much.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51556341]

I tried to warn you guys, but did you listen? Of course not, you're a fucking 24 year old know it all who's got this whole fucking thing figured out. FUCK YOU!

[Anonymous No.51556344]

Hello sirs i am a boomer and i hear that a certain "jerome" is the reason for the tanking of my 401k.
I have already written to my congressman to tell him to investigate this "jerome" person and put him behind bars, but could i have his address?
Thank you for your assistance fellow Facebook users.

[Anonymous No.51556355]

>>51556330
you must be a math major

[Anonymous No.51556359]

>>51556269
a margin account is only so you can do same day trades multiple times and not have to wait for the +2 clearance for your money.

you dont even have to use margin. just trade the money you put into your account and dont go over.

also do like everyone else does when applying for options, lie your ass off and say your worth 2 million from inheritance and make 250k a year and have been trading options for 5+ years.

[Anonymous No.51556361]

>>51556273
>>just flee the country when you lose!
You're suppose to use your American Degree to get a US Salary while working overseas with a low cost of living while you invest your Capital. There's this thing called "Foreign Earned Income Exclusion" where you don't get KIKE'd by US Taxes.

[Anonymous No.51556360]

>>51556330
Kek this

[Anonymous No.51556363]

>>51556344
Apple Inc., One Apple Park Way, Cupertino, CA 95014 ; CEO Email Address, [e-mail]

[Anonymous No.51556364]

You will refer to me as a 5 figure bobo from now on baggies.

[Anonymous No.51556365]

>>51556095
>i had a fomo short the bottom order typed up and thought hey thats really stupid so i closed my account for the day and now its up 2 pts
>ive finally learned my lesson
no actually i fucked up that wouldve been another +100% trade
this looks like the start of the big one bros

[Anonymous No.51556366]

>>51556265
>t.
Based
If it doesn't work and end up owing 10 working lives to the broker on lost margin, I'll just take the easy way out

[Anonymous No.51556368]

>>51556196
mmmmh I'll paper trade it. Let's see crypto tank now :)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51556374]

>>51556344
That Jay Powell looks more like an older version of the defense attorney for Chauvin than Jay.

[Anonymous No.51556379]

seriously what the fuck

[Anonymous No.51556384]

>>51556314
set ur shit accounts, to 97% mechanical, 3% emotional or whatever split you think you need. Instincts have their place but if yours are shit don't listen.

[Anonymous No.51556386]

>>51556310
More impure fake bobo blood purged from the ranks. Bullish for bearish.

[Anonymous No.51556388]

>>51556260
You could make a movie in Georgia, Kentucky, or Tennessee and get tax money back. And it's a business expense

[Anonymous No.51556389]

>>51556326
Well fuck me thanks for proving to me that America is diving headfirst into another 2008 scenerio wew lad

[Anonymous No.51556394]

circy breakies tomorrow. June lows will be broken

[Anonymous No.51556399]

So now we'll gap down another 0.5%, make a couple of dojis and then do more PPT game theory against the shitlords until midterms.

[Anonymous No.51556405]

>>51556265
At least you have your family to console you.

[Anonymous No.51556407]

Another-10% SPY month. Democrats are so based

[Anonymous No.51556411]

Tomorrow, the suicides...

[Anonymous No.51556413]

>>51556304
I had a perfect day. My puts went down, and my call went up. I also get the giggles whenever I see TWNK ticker.

[Anonymous No.51556420]

>>51556399
naw, SPY finished under 380.
tomorrow it goes to 360

[Anonymous No.51556423]

>>51556384
my instincts are good. for the most part i guess correctly whats going to happen. idk i have a good clown intuition after these past few years. its my execution that sucks.

[Anonymous No.51556427]

Tip for shrimp accounts you can call broker to remove the day trade restrictions a few times a year. Some hedging and rolling of options for example will trigger it even if sensible risk management because gov is there to protect you from rolling hedges

[Anonymous No.51556429]

>>51556363
Thank you sir, that should help the authorities to resolve this malarkey.

[Anonymous No.51556432]

>>51555991
what kind of holster should i get for my mp9

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51556437]

you are all going to wake up to a disturbingly lower stock market tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51556439]

>>51556368
Based Hank

[Anonymous No.51556444]

>>51556361
>he doesn't bribe the local (3rd world country) authorities to get a local passport
unironically, I've seen foreigners get away with bullshit its unreal

[Anonymous No.51556447]

I don't mean to gloat or anything, but I do hope this finally taught all the "buy the dip" retards to stop fucking trading.

[Anonymous No.51556454]

>>51556411
yes, SPY to 360 tomorrow.
check the volume and steady decline.
this was big niggers capitulating.
game over.

[Anonymous No.51556457]

>>51556309
Why are the bots off right now?

[Anonymous No.51556458]

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SOMETIMES IN RARE CASES YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51556460]

>>51556427
wall street insider here

you can just daytrade mini futures to your hearts content on tasty because they arent subject to finra rules

[Anonymous No.51556461]

>>51556437
>you are all going to wake up
Not all of from what i was reading us

[Anonymous No.51556464]

>>51555910
S&P +1.00% Nasdump +2.00%
then Friday we hit circuit breakers

[Anonymous No.51556467]

>>51556310
a fat dumb bobo fattened off the salmon runs.
Real bobo's are after the honey and don't mind being stung.
Lick every rip

[Anonymous No.51556470]

>>51556389
>2008

Try 1929. There won’t be bailouts this time. Somehow, once again, America will start the crash and won’t suffer as much as Europe or the rest of the world.

To those of you wishing for a second Hitler: you’re probably going to get your wish in the coming years. These fools don’t even know what’s coming. They took the unparalleled prosperity of the past 30 years for granted and now the curtain is falling.

[Anonymous No.51556471]

>SPY dumping hard as fuck
>BTC barely move
i'm taking my talents to crypto, goodbye.

[Anonymous No.51556476]

In all honesty what the fuck is this shit?? Continuous dumping for an entire year. Literally every time there's a Fed meeting where the move is telegraphed for fucking weeks and goes as predicted we have incredible dumps. It's fucking nonsensical at this point.

[Anonymous No.51556477]

You smell like you BARTED

[Anonymous No.51556478]

>he bought the bart

[Anonymous No.51556483]

What the FUCK we were green when I went to the gym an hour ago, what'd you guys do?!

[Anonymous No.51556484]

>>51556282
Who the hell is buying then?

[Anonymous No.51556485]

So what happens tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51556486]

>>51556471
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.51556487]

>still holding cash
who else /comfy/ cashgang since January?

[Anonymous No.51556488]

>>51556461
Not only we 9% daily inflation, but stocks go down so I can't compensate it

[Anonymous No.51556492]

>>51556476
I warned all of you this morning

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51556495]

>>51556476
>goes as predicted
Nobody predicted this retard.

[Anonymous No.51556496]

Remember back when bonds had no coupon yield but people still bought them because ~capital appreciation~?

I wonder how many billions are on the sideline right now because a 4% 2 year will still flatten your dick via price decline.

[Anonymous No.51556499]

>>51556484
Market makers who wanna sell some baggies call options.

[Anonymous No.51556500]

>>51556485
General Mills beats and Costco does too of course. Market won’t be as bad tomorrow as today.

[Anonymous No.51556504]

The road gets worse from here

[Anonymous No.51556507]

What the fuck happened at the end?

[Anonymous No.51556513]

Shmta theme song
90s bear market Japan
https://youtu.be/FnFYjUvW3Qg

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51556519]

now that the dust has settled

always inverse the kikes

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-21/-close-all-shorts-echoes-across-trading-rooms-into-fed-meeting

[Anonymous No.51556520]

>>51556496
Bonds seem like the biggest scam ever.

[Anonymous No.51556522]

>>51556467
checked and based grizzled bobro

[Anonymous No.51556523]

Buy AQB lads, cannot go tits up.

[Anonymous No.51556525]

>>51556495
>Nobody predicted this retard.
yeah even smg was saying RALLY GUARANTEED last night

[Anonymous No.51556532]

>market dumps to price in 100bps
>powell comes out with 75bps
>dump continues afterwards
I don't think it'll drop much more. 370 minimum sometime next week, then crab until 2025.

[Anonymous No.51556533]

BOBO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51556536]

god im pissed

[Anonymous No.51556548]

YAAAANNNNNGGGGGGG GGYYYYYAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGG

[Anonymous No.51556549]

>>51556483
Lol, this retard fell for the market’s tricks. You gotta pay attention til close on FOMC presser day.

[Anonymous No.51556561]

>>51556470
Good. The sooner this sadistic and worthless country can be brought to heel the sooner we can enter the age of enlightenment and once again bring back art and creativity. I hope America gets nuked.

[Anonymous No.51556563]

>>51556548

[Anonymous No.51556565]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.51556566]

>>51556504
Kek, where's moot being skinned by an australian?

[Anonymous No.51556567]

>>51556487
I'm still mostly in cash but the rest of my investments are red

[Anonymous No.51556569]

>>51556520
Yeah. Especially since trusting 1980's America is one thing. Trusting 2020's America is a whooole other ballgame.

[Anonymous No.51556573]

Are you just gunna sit there an lurk mumu, we're waiting... you're not gunna do it are you? You just can't bring yourself to apologize?

[Anonymous No.51556574]

>>51556471
Crypto is exactly the same, it just reacts a lot faster. Everything moves the same way anon

[Anonymous No.51556575]

lol. lolmao even.

[Anonymous No.51556578]

The official /smg/ theme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaP6KgwbOvo

[Anonymous No.51556580]

>>51556523
Tell me more about these mutant fish

[Anonymous No.51556582]

>>51556495
is this the old predict or the new?

[Anonymous No.51556586]

So Jerome basically said we will enjoy losing our job because that will make inflation come down?

[Anonymous No.51556592]

All long-only mumus deserve the ass fucking

[Anonymous No.51556599]

>>51556548
goddamn these "people" are repulsive

[Anonymous No.51556606]

>>51556536
>god im pissed
yeah im a bit dissapointed, I shouldve made enough today to sit out the rest of the year but instead i played it safe, my entire plan was to 70/30 spy puts to calls and i ended up only putting in 20% of my gambling account because I got cold feet
still the best trading day of the year but it couldve been so much better

whens the next big movement day bobros?

[Anonymous No.51556610]

>>51556586
You vill do nozing
You vill own nozing
You vill eat ze bugs
You vill live in ze pod
You vill be happy

[Anonymous No.51556615]

>>51556273
90% cash
10% SQQQ

[Anonymous No.51556619]

>>51556548
What in the fuck is going on there?

[Anonymous No.51556621]

>>51556586
good thing i dont have a job. gonna be buying everything with my bobo gains while everyone else is poor.

[Anonymous No.51556623]

today was fun lel

[Anonymous No.51556629]

Maybe I should add SCHD to my IRA.

[Anonymous No.51556633]

>>51556578
I saw them in concert 20 years ago. Great fucking band, they still around?

[Anonymous No.51556636]

>>51556565
Why?

[Anonymous No.51556644]

>>51556578
Actual:
https://files.catbox.moe/om3tcw.webm

[Anonymous No.51556645]

>>51556633
checked & they'll play a show or two here and there

[Anonymous No.51556649]

>>51556586
>be me
>work at costco
>job for life
>get to watch keeping up with joneses types all day wasting their money on shit

[Anonymous No.51556657]

>jerome jerome
>jerome jerooooommee
>Im begging of you dont crash us agaaain
>jerome jerome
>jerome jerooooommee
>please dont crash it just because you caaaaaaAAAAAAnnnn

[Anonymous No.51556658]

threadly reminder that I've been warning you for months. no on listened. SPY 350 Monday.

[Anonymous No.51556666]

I've seen and experienced worse shit. LaGarde and Powell just talking shit pretty dovish and made Nasdaq shit 4% 2-3 days straight was straight horror as I didn't understand. I got liquidated 4 hours into open after being up 120%. When will we get another dumping shitfest worthy of youtube pinkman kino?

[Anonymous No.51556669]

>>51556561
I don’t want anyone to get nuked, but a nice decade long depression and folding megacorps sure would give everyone an appreciation for the little things. We need some suffering to be better citizens. Everyone here is spoiled, me included.

[Anonymous No.51556677]

Reminder to not buy OTM options or try to play earnings

[Anonymous No.51556679]

>>51556658
post your positions dwac troon

[Anonymous No.51556680]

what a wacky and zany day. was initially ready to call victory for the crabs but that close was ugly and JPow sounded gloomy

[Anonymous No.51556682]

>>51556658
DWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

[Anonymous No.51556690]

>>51556649
Costco gets 99% of my business. I get my groceries, gas, and occasional clothes there with my Costco Visa. I love them and have told girlfriends that if Costco was a woman I'd marry her. I seriously have considered working there.
t. member since 2006

[Anonymous No.51556692]

>>51556592
I don't care about share price. I just want zoomers to work for my dividends

[Anonymous No.51556695]

>>51556658
Kek, that chart looks the same as jan-late march

[Anonymous No.51556696]

>>51556666
Checked and based

[Anonymous No.51556699]

I won't eat the bugs
I won't rent an apartment
I won't use preferred pronouns
I won't sell at 52 week lows
Jews and bobos will never control me

[Anonymous No.51556702]

>>51556649
Haha my ex lived in Grimsby. I heard it was the asshole of England

[Anonymous No.51556713]

>>51556669
Mayne not a nuke but agreed, America needs a reset a big one and yes it will be painful for boomers, Gen x and millenials and zoomers. But from that comes a new age of enlightenment. One without 401ks dictating your life and views. One where your own personal skills and artistic vision will net you a following not shilling some shitcoin. The next depression will be a great one.

[Anonymous No.51556715]

SQQQ bros we really are going to make it huh????

[Anonymous No.51556721]

>>51556690
Good golem carry on

[Anonymous No.51556725]

>>51556500
general mills already reported and beat this morning

[Anonymous No.51556727]

I managed to lost money today while being short on bonds wtf

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51556736]

I am SO sick of getting run over like this. I really am tired of other people's actions costing me money, whether its the market, or life in general. Tired of going broke over irrational buying ( or selling) not based on fundamental reality. If people are going to blindly "buy the dip" even when it doesn't make sense, then they should be blocked from the market. The apes/robin hooders, etc.... are ruining things for me. Take away their accounts, and send them back to flipping burgers.
I HATE losing money. This is not a joke. The consequences are serious. I just expect the world to bend to MY will, not the other way around. I refuse to accept/adopt/ or adapt to other peoples "stupid" THEY are supposed to modify their behavior, not me. I AM supposed to WIN. If I weren't so fuming mad/ furious right now, I'd be on the floor crying. The way I see it, the "market" keeps breaking the "rules", We "agree" on certain levels/ price action, I rely on it. Then the market, and the people in it, go and do something different. They break the "agreement". THIS IS BULLSHIT.

[Anonymous No.51556741]

My portfolio is in the red 57% as of today. Either I hold forever and eventually make it back or I give up now and eat an insane loss. Which is it bros? Anyone else in the same boat?

[Anonymous No.51556752]

What a day bros. Microsoft is starting to look extra juicy

[Anonymous No.51556756]

>>51556679
>>51556682

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

AND IM JUST GETTING STARTED

[Anonymous No.51556759]

>>51556741
Sell and go all in on spy puts for Friday next week

[Anonymous No.51556761]

>>51556736
but i thought you were short today?

[Anonymous No.51556762]

>>51556741
I'm down 10% down on the year. Would be more if it wasn't for divvies. Just buy dividend paying stocks, they will pay for themselves regardless of the share price.

[Anonymous No.51556765]

>>51556752
yeah but then you have to position in microshaft that shit refuses to move more than 30% in a year

[Anonymous No.51556772]

>>51556741
>From the beginning to the end, losers lose.

[Anonymous No.51556775]

>>51556756
lol nice poorfag portfolio
now post your DW-ACK losses tranny

[Anonymous No.51556780]

next
>>51556769
>>51556769
>>51556769
>>51556769
>>51556769

[Anonymous No.51556785]

>>51556759
Nah literally every time I've gone short in the last the market completely reverses. Part of me feels like my timeline is fucking me for not shorting at this point by continuing to drill no matter what's actually going on in the world.

[Anonymous No.51556786]

>>51556765
Cause it has a 9 gazillion dollar market cap

[Anonymous No.51556787]

>>51556752
>P/E of 25
Nope

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51556811]

>>51556761
I'm being facetious. Went into the archive to find the copy pasta and put it into this thread. Another note is the retard that typed that originally only puts one space after her periods. I always use two, further evidence that I was not the original author of said post. However fuck it. I don't give a fuck.

[Anonymous No.51556824]

>>51556690
they pay me about $31/hr plus pension and benefits to basically stand around and clean occasionally

if i wanted more money i could sell my soul and become a manager but lolno

[Anonymous No.51556849]

>>51556702
yea it actually lives up to its name

[Anonymous No.51556889]

>>51556715
Yep maybe, I dont know how hard the gap down will be tomorrow but if 270 doesnt hold 250 is next and that will have the SQQQ above 75. Good luck!

[Anonymous No.51556912]

went short 3 nasdaq micros yesterday. raised it to -5 contracts. then closed it EOD today. Went long 3 contracts just now. prob rip em off before bell tomorrow. have at it anon. we're all gonna make it
-frogginhood

[Anonymous No.51556974]

>>51556444
Foreign passports are cheap enough, most people are just too poor/scared to do it or like their friends & family

[Anonymous No.51557259]

>>51556824
Don't you have to also stuff the shelves or is someone else responsible for that?

[Anonymous No.51558010]

>>51556824
what is your job title at costco?