/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51555089]

Welcome to fed day, we like to have a lil fun


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>Educational Sites
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>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
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>Boomer Investing 101
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
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>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>51554261

[Anonymous No.51555104]

[Anonymous No.51555126]

GET BART SIMPSONED LMAO

[Anonymous No.51555132]

Why is his mic such dogshit

[Anonymous No.51555133]

>Thank You Very Much
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[Anonymous No.51555136]

Schizo market.

[Anonymous No.51555135]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51555137]

Green again

[Anonymous No.51555138]

note to self: never trade on FOMC days.

[Anonymous No.51555140]

Bonjour

[Anonymous No.51555141]

Who else bought today before the rip and dip rip?

[Anonymous No.51555142]

Anybody slurpin?

[Anonymous No.51555143]

>>51555089
Thanks Mr Powell for taking my question *ahem* Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like? Thank you.

[Anonymous No.51555146]

How long until indexes are back at ATH if you had to place a bet?

[Anonymous No.51555148]

WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH SPY COMPUTER BUDDY

YOU MAY BE HECKING HOOKED.COM BRO

[Anonymous No.51555149]

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.51555151]

>last question this early
There may actually be time for a dump

[Anonymous No.51555153]

>>51555126
Get marged called

[Anonymous No.51555155]

[Anonymous No.51555157]

you missed it, didn't you? you absolute buffoon.

[Anonymous No.51555161]

What is this pattern called?

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51555164]

just dumb retard after dumb retard getting chopped into pieces

[Anonymous No.51555174]

Do the people in pic related still lurk here?

[Anonymous No.51555175]

nice try bobo however

[Anonymous No.51555178]

overall it's a crab

[Anonymous No.51555179]

>>51555141
I bought the 2:00 dip.

[Anonymous No.51555182]

What the fuck is even going on why is there so much volatility right now, there is no new information

[Anonymous No.51555183]

>>51555161
>sike
>say sike again
>SAY SIKE AGAIN

[Anonymous No.51555184]

HOUSING MARKET CORRECTION
>HOUSING MARKET CORRECTION
HOUSING MARKET CORRECTION
>HOUSING MARKET CORRECTION
HOUSING MARKET CORRECTION
>HOUSING MARKET CORRECTION

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.51555185]

>>51554949
Nobody cares about shit firms. Only Corporate America matters. If you're investing in shitty companies that are loaded on debt then it's your own fault.

[Anonymous No.51555187]

>>51555161
N

[Anonymous No.51555190]

>>51555089
hell yeah

[Anonymous No.51555194]

>IS IT PUMPING OR DUMPING????

[Anonymous No.51555196]

and now we crab until the midterms

[Anonymous No.51555198]

Will the housing market bounce back on this? I want to be a first time home owner and waiting for the interest rate to go under 5% and prices of homes to go down

[Anonymous No.51555200]

CAAHM OON POWOOL CRAESH THIS FOOKIN MARKET YEH?

[Anonymous No.51555204]

>>51555164
gotta make money on these leveraged derivatives

[HARD BANGER OF YOUR MOTHER No.51555209]

Wednesday more like MEDSday holy shit

[Anonymous No.51555211]

I'm feeling dizzy

[Anonymous No.51555214]

.85% dildo just gobbled up..

yeah we green today

[Anonymous No.51555217]

We continue the pump now.

[Anonymous No.51555218]

Why does Vix ONLY move when stocks drop? I guess volatility only means going down.

[Anonymous No.51555219]

Yo what the fuck is even happening? Is this literally just algos cockfighting over headlines and real-time audio parsing?

[Anonymous No.51555221]

>>51555175
Wait until the human beans get involved and it’s not just algos fighting

[Anonymous No.51555224]

>>51555161
v^

[Anonymous No.51555227]

I THINK HE MAY BE HOOKED !!!!

[Anonymous No.51555230]

>>51555198
housing prices go down as interest rates rise and vice versa. So you'll have to find a sweet spot between price and interest rate, as lower interest rates + lower prices wont happen

[Anonymous No.51555229]

>>51555194
Both

[Anonymous No.51555232]

>>51555161
Bears, bulls, crabs alike
All shall bow before the TRVE animal

[Anonymous No.51555233]

>>51555200
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[Anonymous No.51555234]

Hahahah fucking bears trolled again.

[Anonymous No.51555235]

another /smg/ for no reason

[Anonymous No.51555237]

So... that was a complete waste of time.

[Anonymous No.51555240]

>>51555219
>Is this literally just algos cockfighting over headlines and real-time audio parsing?
Yes

[Anonymous No.51555241]

Bros I'm starting to actually think the June lows might hold. If so how much SOXL should I buy? Maybe leaps calls instead??

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51555243]

classic head and shoulders

[Anonymous No.51555245]

Tomorrow its dumping,earnings and all that.

[Anonymous No.51555246]

And today is a prime example of a day where you just don't open your portfolio. The volatility will make you act on emotion.

[Anonymous No.51555249]

>+75%
>-87%
>+75%
>0%
>+75%
i perfectly swung each and every dip and dump (in my fantasy).

[Anonymous No.51555251]

first time?

[Anonymous No.51555255]

Jewish market makers must be having a field day with this.

[Anonymous No.51555256]

>>51555198
obviously most people with mortgages survive easily as most loans are on fixed rate, they've been calculated they can pay
it up,. but if 6-7% is normal for new mortgages it will cool down market for new buyers

[Anonymous No.51555261]

Sold half my october calls for realized gains and riding the other half. Bullish as fuck

>it's different this time
>I would consider a pivot if inflation cools
>market priced in 125bps and we are considering 100bps

You niggers literally shorted blue chips 52 week lows with Rocker..

[Anonymous No.51555264]

>>51555235
>He didn't bet the over on the number of /smg/ today

[Anonymous No.51555269]

>>51555161
Jew tricks.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.51555272]

classic cup and handle

[Anonymous No.51555270]

>>51555218
because the natural tendency of markets is to go up, so when that trend breaks volatility rises

[Anonymous No.51555273]

>>51555240
Why is this even allowed? What's the fucking point when it's so incredibly divorced from reality

[Anonymous No.51555274]

You've had your last cigarette mumu, I hope it was nice... now.... time to meet God.

*click*

[Anonymous No.51555276]

Get ready for this shitty fucking market to dump tomorrow with the fake job numbers

[Anonymous No.51555281]

>>51555249
I had 10k I was swinging back and forth between TMF and SOXL. Only got it in a couple of times but made some gains

[Anonymous No.51555282]

anyone know who she is?

[Anonymous No.51555283]

ok mumu can we just have a truce?
i cant take this. this isnt fun for either of us

[Anonymous No.51555286]

>>51555264
This, free shekels.

[Anonymous No.51555291]

>>51555198
Just buy when prices are low and rates are high and refinance when rates are lower.

[Anonymous No.51555292]

>>51555276
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.51555296]

>>51555276
MOMMY

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51555299]

>>51555161
its an ekg

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51555301]

imagine how red tomorrow will be after a failed fed pump

[Anonymous No.51555302]

>>51555221
you're the only bean in this room

[Anonymous No.51555303]

Why is it randomly pinging all over the place?

[Anonymous No.51555308]

>>51555282
reporter from Washington Piss. Probably gets wet for Trump supporters that pull her hair in bed

[Anonymous No.51555312]

>>51555282
>she

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[Anonymous No.51555317]

more red dildos is jerome still talking?

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTUP No.51555320]

imagine how green tomorrow will be after we rally throughout the night

[Anonymous No.51555321]

>>51555178
Your fucking mother is a crab

[Anonymous No.51555323]

>>51555283
No. You guys have been cunts for 9 months straight. I need a new rug for winter.

[Anonymous No.51555325]

>>51555273
They are technically better than humans do it's fine

[Anonymous No.51555327]

>>51555303
because

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51555330]

>>51555282
don't care, but I wanna liberate the double masked broad behind her from the confines of her bra and panties.

[Anonymous No.51555337]

>>51555141
My portfolio wasn't even affected by the dip which confused me. Although my portfolio consists only of low P/E dividend stocks, so that might be why.

[Anonymous No.51555340]

>>51555282
nic cages niece

[Anonymous No.51555344]

we've reached the bottom, the markets are healing. jpow will gradually reduce inflation to the 2% target. hikes will become lower and lower. the economy will improve over time. BULLISH AS FUCK. hikes have peaked at 75bepis. prices will never be this low ever again

[Anonymous No.51555346]

>>51555317
nah he shut up early so we may actually close red this time

[Anonymous No.51555349]

So what did powell say again?

[Anonymous No.51555351]

And just like that, we will close red.

[Anonymous No.51555353]

But seriously, are algo spergouts like this going to become the new paradigm every time there's an announcement?

[Anonymous No.51555354]

>>51555330

[Anonymous No.51555356]

The car is on fire and there is no driver at the wheel

[Anonymous No.51555359]

1 euro is now worth .99 USD

[Anonymous No.51555362]

I have $2k freed up, what do I buy? Will take first suggestion kek

[Anonymous No.51555364]

>>51555344
>Top signal

[Anonymous No.51555365]

>>51555349
Same thing as Jackson Hole. They'll hike to 4.5%, look around, shrug at 7% inflation, and call it a day.

[Anonymous No.51555366]

Look at that incoming yield curve inversion. Combine it with more war from Russia. PMs are going up despite DXY.

[Anonymous No.51555369]

>>51555256
it may or may not. New single family homes aren't being built to keep up with demand. That's why we are seeing condo complexes being built across the US. In fact, population increase has surpassed single family homes construction for the last 20 years. demand will be there pretty much no matter what

[Anonymous No.51555372]

is there a better way to trade than a web client I want to automatically enter spy puts/calls with 20% stop losses on both in one key stroke not 20, the time it takes to key all this shit in cost me thousands today

[Anonymous No.51555376]

>>51555349
He said: *ahem*, N.

Then walked off.

[Anonymous No.51555381]

>>51555349
I'm going to save the american families but I need break their kneecaps first

[Anonymous No.51555380]

[Anonymous No.51555382]

>>51555362
NGE

[Anonymous No.51555383]

>>51555276
I'm not into feet but I think this pic is making me "get it"

[Anonymous No.51555385]

Yeah, I might be fucking hooked.

[Anonymous No.51555388]

>>51555185
20% of the people placing orders affects earnings, and they are corpos. (quads captcha)

[Anonymous No.51555392]

just 2 more interest rate hikes in nov and january and then the market will bottom, until then il continue to short safetly

[Anonymous No.51555391]

>>51555138
That's a $50k piece of advice right there

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51555393]

>>51555320
unfortunately there was never going to be a meltup

i lied back in march

[Anonymous No.51555394]

>>51555362

[Anonymous No.51555395]

>>51555359
>euro
Is that one of those meme currencies people get on vacation and keep as a souvenir?

[Anonymous No.51555399]

Is Germany nationalising UniPer a bullish or bearish indicator for other energy companies?

[Anonymous No.51555401]

>>51555383
>"get it"
footfags are in on the disgusting stank bro, if you "get it" you're lost to humanity

[Anonymous No.51555405]

>>51555323
fine then. nigger
eat my bobo beam

[Anonymous No.51555408]

>>51555359
This time DXY is enslaving whites as well as negroes.

[Anonymous No.51555419]

>>51555395
In good time. There's a reason they made it look like monopoly money.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51555421]

and just like that, the market sold off for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.51555423]

In the last 20 years, when has the fed ever made the correct move?

[Anonymous No.51555427]

Is this pivot/crash in the room with us right now bro?

[Anonymous No.51555430]

not very bullish price action this desu. im just glad i didnt get absolutely heemed.

[Anonymous No.51555438]

Jesus christ, why is it so volatile?

[Anonymous No.51555442]

>>51555349
>have negative real rates
>keep drip feeding raises
>????
>inflation drops to 2%

[Anonymous No.51555444]

>>51555388
If your company can't pay it's debt in rates hike environment, then it most likely has no earnings. Most likely VC side-hustle. It will go bankrupt now and then restart in 2 years when environment support risky investments again, no loss for overall economy.

[Anonymous No.51555446]

What the fuuuuuuuck I just bought AHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51555448]

>>51555364
no one is bullish which is exactly why we go up

[Anonymous No.51555450]

>>51555320
Friday will put in a lower low. SPX to 3200 by November. BTC will lead the way with a drop below 17k over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.51555449]

>Powell pretending we aren't in a recession
>"2.5% didn't cool 8% inflation but 3.25% will!"
>reporter asked him why he didn't go for a 100 point increase over the 75 especially since core inflation rose as well
>he completely dodged the question
>he then started to talk about race and diversity
how fucked are we

[Anonymous No.51555454]

>>51555423
>In the last 20 years, when has the fed ever made the correct move?
It makes more sense if you realize they're playing a different game

[Anonymous No.51555455]

I’m down 15k after dumping 90k into the market in January 2022.

What should I do?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51555456]

>>51555423
When Janet Yellen rose rates from 0% to 0.5% under president Trump.

[Anonymous No.51555457]

>>51555421
meh i think theyve programmed in a flat end of the most schitzo day of the year to placate 401k sitters

[Anonymous No.51555460]

>>51555218
The Pelosi plane ride printed my vix long calls but I was too schizo to take the profit when it was there. I was boboing for the house Speaker to get shot down so I could be a multi multi millionaire

[Anonymous No.51555461]

>ALRIGHT WE'RE IN BULL MARKET
>this is what happens when you get oversold
>look at that
>loook at it!
>shake them allLL out!
>we told told everybody that you couldnt stay over bought..
>we tooollld you that we dint want to see you get SHOOK
>and. you,might. get. SHOOK
>WOOOAAW
>THATS A BIG CANDLE
>we cant stop the buying
>even cramer doesnt know what to think!
>WE TOLD YOU
>we told you two hours ago..
>BUDDY you could of bought at 2pm!
>ENTER ALL ORDERS
>ENTER ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.51555464]

>>51555401
Too late

[Anonymous No.51555474]

we drill into close. back down to 380

[Anonymous No.51555479]

>>51555349
That he is going to slowly raise rates and hope the supply chain magically fixes it. It's pretty obvious that we are going to keep inflation high to solve the debt crisis

[Anonymous No.51555481]

>>51555449
>>reporter asked him why he didn't go for a 100 point increase over the 75 especially since core inflation rose as well
>>he completely dodged the question
>>he then started to talk about race and diversity
Top Kek. I tuned out after my Calls went +47%. He's a Kike. That's the only thing you need to know.

[Anonymous No.51555484]

>>51555455
you now have three months to make 15k without having to pay taxes on it
so do that

[Anonymous No.51555487]

>>51555427
yes

[Anonymous No.51555490]

>>51555461
>we told told everybody that you couldnt stay over bought..

Yes

[Anonymous No.51555491]

no 100bps hike so i dont need to perform this dance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz-YiCMU_Yo

[Anonymous No.51555494]

>>51555481
Powell is NOT Jewish

[Anonymous No.51555495]

>>51555179
Who the f is this? I have the same exact glasses as him.

[Anonymous No.51555497]

>>51555444
>he forgets the part where literally every single company is propped up like that like the mortgage bubble and quite literally everything is about to implode

[Anonymous No.51555500]

>>51555455
Stop

[Anonymous No.51555508]

nevermind
big
red
dildos

followed by more kermits? ooh man look at it drop

[Anonymous No.51555507]

>>51555438
retarded mumus are still desperately trying to pump the market.
Then jpow reminded them the housing market will crash & bring down everything else with it.

Remember even if core PCE gets down to 2%, they're not going to immediately start lowering rates, and not in great amounts when they do start.

mumu has been trained for 20 years to just expect that they're going to lower it to zero at the slightest hint of weakness. This time is not different (zooming out past 20 years) and they will not do that this time.

[Anonymous No.51555510]

>>51555446
Oh no, you're ruined.

[Anonymous No.51555512]

>durr market will pump on 75 bps
retarded cows. i'm eating steak tonight. thanks for pumping my puts ;)

[Anonymous No.51555513]

Mumu are you ok? Are you ok? Are you ok mumu?

[Anonymous No.51555514]

>>51555449
>Why didn't you double down on your mistake after every single metric deteriorated following your hike last time?
Yeah it's a mystery.

[Anonymous No.51555515]

kek, baggies.

[Anonymous No.51555516]

>>51555455
Get ready to DCA for the next decade

[Anonymous No.51555524]

my feeble heart cant take this shit anymore

[Anonymous No.51555529]

>>51555494
First non-jew we've had in 50 years or so

[Anonymous No.51555530]

Sorry i bought

[Anonymous No.51555531]

i bought puts on F, i'm certain once the euphoria wears off over the 75 point hike the market will go back to dumping. this time i'm not gonna wait until i lose 50%+, as soon as it drops 10% i'm closing my puts

[Anonymous No.51555532]

>>51555461

[Anonymous No.51555533]

>>51555495
>doesnt recognise the dip buying, rally foreseeing chad
sad.

[Anonymous No.51555538]

YOU MAY BE HOOKED

[Anonymous No.51555539]

Leaked photo of mumus soul

[Anonymous No.51555541]

>>51555448
you're an idiot. no one is bullish because there is nothing to be bullish about. what you want to buy while the largest holder of toxic debt is flooding the market with junk shit while simultaneously restricting the money supply? are you fucking dumb? go back to video gaming, mate. financial markets aren't for you.

[Anonymous No.51555545]

>>51555354
Is that baggot?

[Anonymous No.51555548]

>>51555089
Can all newfags please stfu

[Anonymous No.51555550]

>>51555524
Cant you just get a better one transplanted?

[Anonymous No.51555552]

>>51555514
begone glowie

[Anonymous No.51555554]

>Down, Down, Down into a burning ring of fire

[Anonymous No.51555555]

How is SOXL still green??

[Anonymous No.51555557]

>>51555497
Nope, corporations will fill the gap and get even stronger. Bullish for S&P 500

[Anonymous No.51555558]

DIE MARKET! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

[Anonymous No.51555562]

>>51555513
Sold half an hour ago so yes

[Anonymous No.51555563]

they have 30 minutes to pump spy 2 points
i would buy another swing trade spy call but ive been green on every trade today and im due for a loss so sitting this out

[Anonymous No.51555564]

>>51555533
Dude I'm in this thread for the third time.

[Anonymous No.51555567]

>>51555516
You think it will take a decade to get back to ATH on the indexes?

[Anonymous No.51555568]

>Heh nothing personal mumu

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51555569]

>>51555494
he's a shabbos goy basically an honorary jew at that point.

[Anonymous No.51555570]

>>51555539

[Anonymous No.51555575]

30k is back on the menu boys!

[Anonymous No.51555576]

>>51555449
3.25% is the special rate that only kike bankers get. Everyone else is paying a premium on top of that., mortgages are now 7%.

[Anonymous No.51555577]

>>51555555
Fucking wasted

[Anonymous No.51555578]

>>51555555
OH MY GOD HE GOT THE NUMBERS WE'RE ALL GONNA IMPLODE FINALLY

[Anonymous No.51555582]

>>51555576
at least we can see yields hit 5%
that'll be fun

[Anonymous No.51555584]

Sour hour

[Anonymous No.51555585]

>>51555089
jerome walked away without mentioning the schimita and taht was the bear signal

[Anonymous No.51555586]

Hoping the housing market crashes and people panic move their money into the stock market.

[Anonymous No.51555587]

>>51555555
CHEKETHED. but wasted.

[Anonymous No.51555590]

>bulls trying to get a political angle on this

joe brandon is popular af. the market will crash so he can pump it into his next term

[Anonymous No.51555593]

BUDDY

LOOK AT APFEL COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.51555592]

>>51555545
Yes

[Anonymous No.51555595]

>>51555555
dem digits, dat rangz of powur

[Anonymous No.51555598]

is there a way to program in a trailing 10% stop loss or do you have to sit there manually updating all day

[Anonymous No.51555604]

>>51555494
Don't belive that for a second

[Anonymous No.51555605]

>>51555564
>Dude I'm in this thread for the third time.
Top signal? Bottom signal?
It's Tony Dwyer, of Canaccord Genuity Group Inc.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51555606]

you shouldve just listened to me honestly pretty retarded if you didnt

[Anonymous No.51555614]

>>51555584
absolutely drilling

[Anonymous No.51555615]

>>51555401

seethe

[Anonymous No.51555617]

>>51555598
If you're broker is not shit, then yes it should has trailing stop loss.

[Anonymous No.51555624]

Now back up

[Anonymous No.51555625]

>>51555104
Told you

[Anonymous No.51555626]

WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO ME

[Anonymous No.51555627]

>>51555598
for the love of god stop using robinhood

[Anonymous No.51555628]

>>51555401
you just dont get it do you

[Anonymous No.51555630]

new lows new lows?????

[Anonymous No.51555631]

hahahahahahahahahah

ahem

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[Anonymous No.51555632]

>>51555569
& Peter is a Goy’s shabby Christian

[Anonymous No.51555636]

this chart is about to draw the entire simpsons family

[Anonymous No.51555637]

I don't know what the fuck to do except wait for a short entry on UVXY.

[Anonymous No.51555638]

They don't even wait until tomorrow to dump that shit.

[Anonymous No.51555639]

>>51555628

[Anonymous No.51555640]

>>51555555
nice get faggot

[Anonymous No.51555641]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51555644]

Market will finish down 700 a Cunthair away from 30k. Screencap this

[Anonymous No.51555649]

>>51555569
Digits checked and truthpilled baggot

[Anonymous No.51555654]

no you cant just scam wick the market every 30min !!!!

[Anonymous No.51555658]

>>51555421
>and just like that, the market sold off for the rest of the day.
as of 9 minutes later baggie effectively called it

[Anonymous No.51555662]

>>51555626
Hooking you in with a little pump while they buy back short puts and sell calls to retail chasers

[Anonymous No.51555665]

An inverse marge, followed by a marge. That's very rare.

[Anonymous No.51555666]

bros.....

[Anonymous No.51555667]

381 broken. Prepare your Butt cheeks

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51555671]

>>51555636
>this chart is about to draw the entire simpsons family
this post made me laugh. thank you for this

[Anonymous No.51555678]

So what's the play in an economy that has consistently high inflation

[Anonymous No.51555680]

>>51555590
>>51555593
>>51555636
>>51555638
>>51555638
>>51555639
>>51555641
SEND IT. CIRCUIT BREAKERS

[Anonymous No.51555681]

since when is the stockmarket a shitcoin?

[Anonymous No.51555683]

>>51555555
larger framefat vidojamies soon

[Anonymous No.51555688]

75 BPS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE GOOD

[Anonymous No.51555689]

>>51555605
Ty. I'm 99% sure these are the exact glasses I have and been wearing for the past 15 years.

[Anonymous No.51555691]

>>51555654
>no you cant just scam wick the market every 30min !!!!
kek
speak of the devil theres that green dildo we all know and love
could probably buy spy calls and SWING TRADE A 4TH TIME FUUUCCKKKK

[Anonymous No.51555693]

>>51555667
its 380 that needs buck broken.
if SPY drops under 380 its lookout below till 360

[Anonymous No.51555695]

>>51555681
Welcome to the Jim Brandon market bucko

[Anonymous No.51555697]

>>51555658
And just like that, there's half an hour still left in the day for baggie to be wrong

[Anonymous No.51555698]

>>51555665
mon dieu

[Anonymous No.51555701]

>>51555681
Since 1929

[Anonymous No.51555703]

Today convinced me to to keep all my future revenues in cash
this market gay and cray

[Anonymous No.51555705]

LOL YOU RETARDS ACTUALLY BOUGHT WITH A RATE HIKE ANNOUNCEMENT?

[Anonymous No.51555707]

>Inverse Cramer predicts the volatility today and red numbers
HOW DOES IT KEEP HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.51555708]

>>51555666
Checked

[Anonymous No.51555715]

>>51555401

[Anonymous No.51555717]

>>51555691
Swing trading becomes gambling really quickly around 3pm usually. Especially on fomc days

[Anonymous No.51555724]

>>51555707

[Anonymous No.51555732]

>>51555628
Is it weird that this is giving me a raging hard boner?

I wish she would give me footjob with her perfect feet unf

[Anonymous No.51555733]

>DENN +0.5%

SAFE
HAVEN

[Anonymous No.51555735]

this market feels like dating some crazy chick who wears nightmare before christmas merchandise its fucking schizo

[Anonymous No.51555737]

>>51555678
TMV, apparently

[Anonymous No.51555743]

>higher interest rates than 2018 which plunged the market and no pivot which saves them into 2019
Good thing 90% of retail didn't follow markets even that short back and will buy all the bags and calls

PRo tip the bullish perma bulls have cost basis down to 2000 spx

[Anonymous No.51555745]

>>51555705
considering every other one this year was green, it would have been retarded not to

[Anonymous No.51555749]

>>51555494
They always put a goy in to take the fall

[Anonymous No.51555754]

>>51555715
giwtwm

[Anonymous No.51555761]

what a fucken day. if you didn't sell your puts and get chopped up good for you bobro

[Anonymous No.51555764]

>>51555604
Nothing in early life section so he's not Jewish

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51555765]

>>51555707
there's a reason he's in the entertainment biz and not running his own hedge fund

[Anonymous No.51555768]

>>51555688
it's good for bobo

[Anonymous No.51555774]

The fuck is the point in Bitcorn when it mirrors Nasdump 1:1

[Anonymous No.51555780]

>>51555761
>what a fucken day. if you didn't sell your puts and get chopped up good for you bobro

i'm shorting Lennar into earnings

[Anonymous No.51555782]

damn its actually testing 380 into close

[Anonymous No.51555789]

fucking jpow ruined my afternoon.
>https://youtu.be/s_8KR-n2fBQ

[Anonymous No.51555792]

>>51555774
people want to pretend its digital gold but it acts like another stock

[Anonymous No.51555793]

>>51555241
if we touch teh june lows a Year long Reverse cup and handle is confirmed. in which case hold on to your butts, I don't know how low we'll go. Cup and handle is a pretty strong pattern. we'll be accerating down very quickly.

[Anonymous No.51555798]

I blame Jews Powells a good boy who dindu muffin

[Anonymous No.51555799]

Next stop 360

[Anonymous No.51555802]

YOU WILL NEVER BE PROFITABLE
>YWMBP
YOU WILL NEVER BE PROFITABLE
>YWMBPYOU WILL NEVER BE PROFITABLE
>YWMBP

[Anonymous No.51555807]

lower lows

[Anonymous No.51555805]

That red candle is moving pretty fast innit

Aye

[Anonymous No.51555806]

I’ve got whiplash. Mumufags awfully quiet

[Anonymous No.51555808]

fucking eh there it went
uh this may be the start of the big one bros what do

[Anonymous No.51555810]

Loading the spring for tomorrow.................................

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51555812]

so uh
mumu
wanna talk about it?

[Anonymous No.51555818]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51555819]

>>51555782
>>51555799
yep, broke 380, game over

[Anonymous No.51555820]

holy shit its a free fall
imagine what 100 would have done

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51555823]

>>51555808
just hold your puts, and keep watching

[Anonymous No.51555824]

NONONONONO!!!!

[Anonymous No.51555826]

>>51555693
380 buck broken!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51555829]

>>51555799
There should be a bounce at 370-371 THEN 360

[Anonymous No.51555830]

>>51555810
t. Long cope

[Anonymous No.51555832]

ketchup shorts up 7.43% since last report

and what's up with the captcha ?

[Anonymous No.51555834]

Why is it dumping this hard suddenly? Is the market finally sobering up?

[Anonymous No.51555835]

>>51555820
Like I’ve been saying, 30000 here we come

[Anonymous No.51555840]

>>51555819
i dont want to fomo at the bottom but this shit is primed for the big dick sometime soon, been waiting all year for it

[Anonymous No.51555842]

>>51555774
Mark based boys when the leftist purge comes. If you bought bitcoin and not nasdaq they'll say you fought against the all good and powerful monetary jew economy, they'll put you against the wall and shoot you

[Anonymous No.51555844]

[Anonymous No.51555845]

10 minutes to the 15:50 volume dildo

it will sink

[Anonymous No.51555846]

Tried to tell you guys, 30k today, 32k next week

[Anonymous No.51555849]

PUSH IT IN DEEPER

[Anonymous No.51555851]

>>51555789
Based Hall and Oats fan. Sorry about today, anon. Tomorrow may be better

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L2RmMa6ASu0

[Anonymous No.51555852]

>>51555834
>why
drop that attitude

[Anonymous No.51555860]

>>51555835
the dump is inevitable

[Anonymous No.51555863]

>>51555834
IV ran out

[Anonymous No.51555866]

>>51555780
i'll join you desu. i saw some anon here say it was the only earnings worth longing this week.

[Anonymous No.51555867]

i didn’t believe in bear markets

[Anonymous No.51555870]

Me on the right. I am financially devastated.

[Anonymous No.51555872]

>>51555860
one day the stonk market will be up, i am holdeling for my retirement at 90 years old

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51555890]

next stop . . .

spy 340

[Anonymous No.51555891]

New

>>51555878
>>51555878

[Anonymous No.51555893]

>>51555382
dear god Niger has an etf

[Anonymous No.51555895]

>>51555872
me2

[Anonymous No.51555897]

>>51555872
>one day the stonk market will be up
the only reason its even gone up in the last 15 years is basically stealing from now and they cant steal anymore
only way out is ww3 or cold fusion

[Anonymous No.51555901]

I sold my puts hours before the FOMC.

[Anonymous No.51555932]

I'm out.

[Anonymous No.51555938]

>>51555849
Ooooooooooooo. Markets getting fucked.

[Anonymous No.51555940]

>>51555901
i stop lossed out at +100% and they'd be up 150% now but I wouldve had a heart attack in the run up
HOLY SHIT IT KEEPS DROPPING

[Anonymous No.51555945]

>>51555870
Me on the left as my Meta short is printing money

[Anonymous No.51555971]

>>51555940
>and they'd be up 150%
try 250% now fuck

[Anonymous No.51555985]

Take yoru gains and walk boys

[Anonymous No.51556002]

>>51555872
Just baghold for 30 years bro

[Anonymous No.51556020]

>>51555688
No wonder European oligarchs treat the peasants like shit. I mean, just look at those aberrations.

[Anonymous No.51556023]

>>51555985
Already did. CAT puts printed. Big monies for me.

[Anonymous No.51556061]

>>51556002
every correction is the nikkei. big brain take here

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51556076]

>>51555688
That's literally what some kid who wasn't even alive for the dot com crash told you, and you believed him.

[Anonymous No.51556089]

>>51556023
good on you anon enjoy it

[Anonymous No.51556117]

I don't even want to watch anymore. It hurts...

[Anonymous No.51556134]

I might bake.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51556140]

>>51556061
This is going to be a 2 year long correction, with intermediate golden bull runs until we get the platinum bull run.

[Anonymous No.51556144]

>>51556117
HERE COMES THE EOD PUMP!

[Anonymous No.51556163]

>>51556144
Please God please

[Anonymous No.51556166]

>>51556134
FUCK ME I WOULD

[Anonymous No.51556167]

>>51555985
>>51556023
i'd murder u both if i ever saw u in the street

[Anonymous No.51556183]

>>51555866
i got a 77p expring 9/23 and a 62.5p expiring november

[Anonymous No.51556189]

Why did the jews do this to us?

[Anonymous No.51556248]

Crash it harder, shorting UVXY is the only thing I feel comfortable going all in on, but only if VIX breaks 30

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51556264]

There it is the end of day pump!

[Anonymous No.51556267]

>>51555399
Germany now owns russian coal fired power plants and swedish nuclear power plants.

[Anonymous No.51556289]

>>51556264
truly something to behold

[Anonymous No.51556334]

>>51556134
I might rape.

[Anonymous No.51557155]

>>51555735
that sounds nice can you hook me up with a lady like that?

[Anonymous No.51557174]

>>51555761
i held about 2/3rds of mine