/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.51552729]

FOMC Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (You)
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>51551688

[Anonymous No.51552758]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51552759]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51552763]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51552764]

Come on 150. Crash it.

[Anonymous No.51552766]

1 bps hike

[Anonymous No.51552771]

[Anonymous No.51552773]

75
>75
75
>75

[Anonymous No.51552776]

F5
F5
F5
F5

[Anonymous No.51552778]

AAAAAAAAAH MY BUSSYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.51552777]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.51552779]

B U L L I S H

[Anonymous No.51552781]

With a lil bit of bobo fry!

[Anonymous No.51552783]

125 bps?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.51552784]

my charts are down

[Anonymous No.51552787]

>ALL BOBO’S REPORT IN!

[Anonymous No.51552789]

>>51552729
Now that the maplestory music has stopped, it's time to hike rates by 100bps

[Anonymous No.51552790]

holy shit that demondick

[Anonymous No.51552793]

This is market getting heavy
Can you hear the bass boom? I'm ready (woo hoo)
Shorts are sweet as honey
Yeah, this beat cha-ching like money
Money overload, I'm into that, I'm good to go
I'm diamond, you know I glow up
Let's go
'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight
So watch me bring the fire to this market
Shining through the city with a little shit and piss
So I'ma light this market up like dynamite, whoa oh oh
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, stocks are a dynamite
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, your stocks are dynamite
Shining through the city like michael dingleburry
So I'ma light it this motherfucking market up like dynamite,
whoa oh ohohohobobo bobobobo
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Light it up
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy
Light this this gay market it up like dynamite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdZLi9oWNZg&list=LL&index=108

[Anonymous No.51552796]

>MFW these fucking minute candles

[Anonymous No.51552797]

wallstreet insider here

i didnt even finish my lunch and the market got heemed
i told you so

[Anonymous No.51552801]

BUDDY LOOK AT SPX COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.51552803]

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.51552804]

look at fake e-money computer

[Anonymous No.51552807]

this is it bobros. we did it

[Anonymous No.51552808]

NUFFIN BURGER CENTRAL

[Anonymous No.51552810]

i was too slow to short.

[Anonymous No.51552813]

>>51552729
75, massively bullish

[Anonymous No.51552817]

WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

[Anonymous No.51552818]

>>51552776
he's a man
also
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

[Anonymous No.51552820]

BUDDY

[Anonymous No.51552823]

IT IS 75 AS PREDICTED

[Anonymous No.51552825]

[Anonymous No.51552826]

HOLY FUCKING NIGGGGGGGGGGGGER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51552830]

where can i watch that dumb fucking cuck Jerome talk his bullshit? link pls

[Anonymous No.51552832]

>>51552776
I'd F her 5 if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.51552834]

REMINDER THAT THE INITIAL CANDEL IS ALLWAYS A FAKE THAT REVERSES LATER DON'T PANIC YET

[Anonymous No.51552841]

DIE JEWS
DIE
VERIFICATION NOT FUCKING REQUIRED

[Anonymous No.51552842]

easiest market of my life

[Anonymous No.51552844]

>mumus thought it was priced in

[Anonymous No.51552847]

https://youtu.be/ukFnKCtptX4

[Anonymous No.51552848]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51552851]

>>51552810
I almost shorted but pussied out. Lame

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51552855]

ITS 75 BASIS POINTS THATS SUPPOSED TO BE DOVISH!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51552856]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51552857]

Switch to pump

[Anonymous No.51552858]

75 = IT TANKS

[Anonymous No.51552859]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

my mumu playyyyyyyy

[Anonymous No.51552860]

How did .75 just make the market take a huge dump?

[Anonymous No.51552861]

[Anonymous No.51552863]

>>51552787
sup bruh...

[Anonymous No.51552865]

what's this candle called?

[Anonymous No.51552866]

pssst pssst guys, buy the dip

[Anonymous No.51552870]

BUYBUY BUY CLOSE SHORTS BOBOS NOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.51552872]

RECOVERY RECOVERY RECOVERY RECOVERY RECOVERY RECOVERY

[Anonymous No.51552877]

look at this chart holy kek never see something like that before.

[Anonymous No.51552888]

>>51552787
WATCH THIS

[Anonymous No.51552889]

Why is it dumping LOL

[Anonymous No.51552891]

SQQQ BROS we gonna make it dancing on the dead body of MUMU HAHAHAHahAHAHha!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51552892]

WUT IS DUH FED

[Anonymous No.51552893]

SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL
SELL
>SELL

[Anonymous No.51552899]

>>51552830
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukFnKCtptX4

[Anonymous No.51552897]

[Anonymous No.51552900]

i told you all
i should screencap my posts from last thread holy shit you jerks made fun of me buying spy calls i can never forgive you for this smg

[Anonymous No.51552903]

I stepped away for 2 minutes to take a dump.
And look what happened, the market did the same.

[Anonymous No.51552908]

kek I sold calls

[Anonymous No.51552907]

AHHHHHH I THOUGHT THE MARKETS WHERE SUPPOSED TO BE FORWARD LOOKING

P-PRICED IN MUMU SAID

[Anonymous No.51552909]

DO NOT REDEEM

[Anonymous No.51552911]

WHY THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.51552912]

>>51552865
Scam wick

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51552916]

THEY'RE RAISING A FULL PERCENT BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR!!!!

[Anonymous No.51552918]

>brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap

[Anonymous No.51552922]

>DXY

[Anonymous No.51552924]

they need to do something about algos

absolutely ridiculous manipulation

[Anonymous No.51552926]

HE WAS RIGHT
HE WAS RIGHT HE WAS RIGHT HE WAS RIGHT HE WAS RIGHT HE WAS RIGHT HE WAS RIGHT HE WAS RIGHT HE WAS RIGHT HE WAS RIGHT HE WAS RIGHT HE WAS RIGHT HE WAS RIGHT
>>51552073 >>51552073 >>51552073 >>51552073 >>51552073 >>51552073 >>51552073 >>51552073 >>51552073 >>51552073

[Anonymous No.51552927]

Where did the people saying it would pump go?

[Anonymous No.51552929]

>75bps
it's not enough
jesus christ what are we doing?? WHY ARE WE DRAGGING OUR FEET

[Anonymous No.51552932]

>>51552907
This is literally just the bear trap. I've seen it a million times.

[Anonymous No.51552935]

>Rates up
>Equities down

[Anonymous No.51552949]

Fed has NO balls

[Anonymous No.51552950]

can you guys pls stop the markets for like 10 min
i wanna make myself a sandwich

[Anonymous No.51552951]

WAIT WHY ARE WE DUMPING

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PRICED IN

NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.51552953]

>>51552927
im screeeching here
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.51552963]

>Fed will continue to hike until it hits a terminal rate of 4.6%.
>The terminal rate is 4.6%
Yeah let’s stop at half of the inflation rate. That should solve the problem.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51552966]

HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE FUCKING DOT PLOT WE ARE SOOOOOO FUCKED!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51552967]

>>51552927
Here I am

[Anonymous No.51552969]

Anons what is happening?!?! I though .75 was priced in? Why is it crashing? What is going on here?!

[Anonymous No.51552971]

DXY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.51552970]

wtf

[Anonymous No.51552973]

>Oh no

[Anonymous No.51552978]

75bps

now we wait for forward guidance from Powell

[Anonymous No.51552980]

>>51552951
100bps was priced in

[Anonymous No.51552982]

AHHHHHHH SOXL SISTERA MY GAINS!!!!

[Anonymous No.51552983]

>>51552951

Look at the prediction for 2023 dumb mumu

[Anonymous No.51552986]

Oh no and woe and shit

[Anonymous No.51552988]

im leveraged short google just before the hike holy fuck

[Anonymous No.51552990]

>>51552924
get fucked
>>51552932
lmao. buy more calls you've got time before he pivots in a few minutes right

[Anonymous No.51552996]

>>51552865
The poleaxe of DEATH

[Anonymous No.51552999]

>>51552924
Some algos didn't get the memo that 75 bps is priced in. Some intern forgot to configure them and the algos followed the news and said "oh we need to dump"

[Anonymous No.51553005]

>>51552729
Uh... now idk what to do bros. I shoved on sqqq betting on 100 but now with 75... I wasn't planning on this

[Anonymous No.51553006]

wait is it 75bps? lmao so i was right to buy puts but for the wrong reasons?
eh, im up 150% haha

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51553011]

>>51552951
>listened to niggers
you get what you fucking deserve!

[Anonymous No.51553009]

>>51552865
bullish, means we are going to pump

[Anonymous No.51553015]

good bye

[Anonymous No.51553017]

>>51552926
Market was gonna dump regardless. FOMC is in the no-win territory. Either they don't hike hard and its implied recession risk, or they hike high and it's implied that inflation is worse than expected.

[Anonymous No.51553018]

>>51552969
Nothing is happening. Just keep buying while there is an opportunity to do so. Bobos will get fucked in the end.

[Anonymous No.51553020]

30k HERE WE COME NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.51553019]

you said it would fucking pump after the decision

[Anonymous No.51553025]

THIS IS EXTREMELY BULLISH

[Anonymous No.51553026]

AND WE
ARE ALSO
THE FED

[Anonymous No.51553028]

>>51552969
https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1572647642265710597?s=20&t=lVcTKbThtqHXDUXvPZJKvg

FED OFFICIALS: MEDIAN EXPECTATION FOR THE FEDERAL FUNDS RATE AT THE END OF 2023 IS 4.6% (PREVIOUSLY 3.8%).

Prepare anus.

[Anonymous No.51553031]

>>51552969
Do you guys know how to read the freaking fed paper? They are planning on raising Interest Rates up to 4.1 % next year.

Shit is going to crash hard. AHAHAHAhAHaHHAHAHAHAHA

FINALLY FINALLY THE BOBO HAS COME BACK TO SMG !!!!

DO YOU SMELL WHAT THE BOBO IS COOKING???

A GIANT BEAR SHIT ALL OF YO PORTFOLIO!!

[Anonymous No.51553038]

Stupid mumu’s

[Anonymous No.51553046]

And just like that JP. RAPED you.

[Anonymous No.51553047]

FUCK YOU MUMU
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING COCKY DURING THIS MARKET
FUCK YOU!!!


!!!!!!!! some more

[Anonymous No.51553055]

yurobros

[Anonymous No.51553059]

>>51553015
do it

[Anonymous No.51553063]

>>51552729
how the hell he's keep getting away with this?

[Anonymous No.51553065]

>>51553015

[Anonymous No.51553067]

What a coincidence that it dump right before powell speaks up
It's as if the whales know what happen beforehand

[Anonymous No.51553068]

Bloomberg stream for live coverage, open with vlc or mpv
https://liveprodusphoenixeast.global.ssl.fastly.net/USPhx-HD/Channel-TX-USPhx-AWS-virginia-1/Source-USPhx-16k-1-s6lk2-BP-07-03-0Yn1cQZHOtP_live.m3u8

[Anonymous No.51553069]

>>51553019
Oh? Did I? ;)))

[Anonymous No.51553071]

>>51552990
I don't buy options because I'm not a loser. I sell them. I positioned my strangles bullish added some deltas before this announcement and even with the dump I'm profiting from the IV drop instantly.

[Anonymous No.51553072]

What website should I check weekly to know a fed meeting/announcement is coming? Fucks up my trading

[Anonymous No.51553076]

>hey jerome watcha doing
>crashing this market, with no survivors

it's over
bye my money in bluechips and SPY
2 years bear market
dumb west killed itself with nigger sanctions
well done well done
we sure showed putin!

[Anonymous No.51553074]

>>51553028
NO FUCKING WAY WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51553077]

like i said before, the dot plot was far more important than the 75 bps everyone knew was coming

[Anonymous No.51553081]

>>51553038
This post won't age well

[Anonymous No.51553085]

>>51552966
Does this mean they're gonna hike another 75bps in November?

[Anonymous No.51553086]

What happened? I thought the announcement is at 2:30

[Anonymous No.51553089]

im 3x leveraged mumu side and can only sell at tomorrows euro open.


kek why didnt i just diamond hand

[Anonymous No.51553094]

lmao

[Anonymous No.51553095]

>>51553028
KWAB

[Anonymous No.51553101]

OH BOBOS YOU NEVER LEARN

[Anonymous No.51553103]

Uh, what the fuck just happened?

[Anonymous No.51553104]

>>51553086
that's when I announce myself in your mom

[Anonymous No.51553105]

>>51553028
Fuck

[Anonymous No.51553109]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.51553110]

A HUGE RED DILDO JUST FLEW UNDER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.51553111]

75 bps was fucking expected. Why is it crashing

[Anonymous No.51553113]

You guys clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.51553116]

>>51553038
>QT hasn't even started yet
His call might be right but he's still a retard. https://wolfstreet.com/2022/08/04/feds-qt-total-assets-drop-by-91-billion-from-peak-qe-created-money-qt-destroys-money/

[Anonymous No.51553115]

>>51553081

[Anonymous No.51553118]

what the fuck is happening to my currency
hehe
rip my currency hehe

[Anonymous No.51553119]

mfw I realize the market has pumped every week after every FOMC this year.

[Anonymous No.51553120]

>>51553086
The press conference is. Until then, keep enjoying fedwave in the waiting room
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukFnKCtptX4

[Anonymous No.51553122]

>>51552966
>>51553028
Short term bullish
Long term bearish
Yep that sound about right

[Anonymous No.51553123]

buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.51553124]

This is awesome. I’m going to have so much time to accumulate shares of good companies. I hope the market trends down for another 5 years. I want to retire by the time I’m 19

[Anonymous No.51553125]

ITS STARTING TO RECOVER

[Anonymous No.51553126]

>>51552971
CHEAP FOREIGN WHORES, HERE I COME

[Anonymous No.51553128]

cmon pls be just some algos being fags and recover plssssssss

[Anonymous No.51553139]

still holding not selling
we end green after the conference
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.51553143]

DO YOU BELIEVE NOW MUMUS?

DO YOU BELIEVE NOW?

THAT WE ARE IN A MAJOR RECESSION?!

[Anonymous No.51553145]

Someone bought a spiral notebook off of Redbubble.

[Anonymous No.51553146]

People need to relax. Every FOMC has a dump on the rate hike release and then a huge pump when Powell speaks to reassure the markets. SPX still on track for 5500+ EoY.

[Anonymous No.51553149]

And now watch the S&P 500 end the day at +4%. Yes, it is unironically going to go up 5% before the day is over. That's $2 trillion dollars in market cap. This is an absolute certainty, there is no chance of this NOT happening.

[Anonymous No.51553151]

ITS HEALING
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY
BUY
>BUY

[Anonymous No.51553152]

kangaroo market

[Anonymous No.51553154]

this price action is choppy

[Anonymous No.51553159]

>Already recovering
Meme market

[Anonymous No.51553163]

30k dow eod then 35k eoy

[Anonymous No.51553164]

lmao

[Anonymous No.51553167]

>>51553067
they probably have a program that searches the FOMC release for the rate increase and do an if else condition.

[Anonymous No.51553168]

75 bps still comfy, mumu?

[Anonymous No.51553169]

https://youtu.be/ARR51SFcm5Y

[Anonymous No.51553173]

Looking a bit exuberant there bearniggers.

[Anonymous No.51553175]

Already recovering.

S&P 500 +0.20 EOD

Cap this

[Anonymous No.51553177]

Nevermind, we are healing. Green EOD

[Anonymous No.51553181]

>>51553124
>buys dip
>keeps buying
>for years
>THAT'S HOW BOOMERS DO IT
Yeah I can tell you're 14

[Anonymous No.51553182]

The SHITYOMOHTERFUCKA is real....

Get ready for the epic dump for the next 2 years..

[Anonymous No.51553185]

doubled down on my calls

[Anonymous No.51553187]

Bears got hooked

[Anonymous No.51553189]

Lmao up we go. Get fucked bobos

[Anonymous No.51553192]

>>51553146
Powell learned his lesson fucking up 2/3 of the last fed press conferences, this one will be different

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51553193]

That was the biggest red candle i've ever seen on the 1 minute. That's probably a sign that it's going to go down more. I'm gonna go jerk off to old girls gone wild videos.

[Anonymous No.51553194]

FED BOTES COME OUT AT 2PM. JEROME SPEAKS AT 2:30PM. THE MARKET DID PRICE IN A 75 BASIS POINTS HIKE, BUT THERE WAS STILL HOPE THAY THE FED WOULd PIVOT IN 2023. THAT HOPE IS GONE. THE FED IS GOING TO KEEP THE RATE ELEVATED THROUGH 2023. CUTS STARTING IN 2024.

[Anonymous No.51553196]

>>51553118
Never put a woman in charge of your currency's central bank.

[Anonymous No.51553199]

>they're still slurping when there's going to be 2 more 75 bps rate hikes this year
kek

[Anonymous No.51553201]

HOW MANY BEPIS POINTS??
HOW MANY BEPIS POINTS??
HOW MANY BEPIS POINTS??
HOW MANY BEPIS POINTS??
HOW MANY BEPIS POINTS??
HOW MANY BEPIS POINTS??

[Anonymous No.51553203]

>>51553168
look again

[Anonymous No.51553205]

>1 yr yield at 4.2%

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA ITS OVER FOR STOCKS NECK YORSELF MUMU

[Anonymous No.51553206]

Stock great pump. Buy.

[Anonymous No.51553208]

>>51553185
bold

[Anonymous No.51553210]

Note that the SPX is STILL not in a bear market - the threshold is around 3840. We only entered one for around 10 days this summer. There is not, and never will be, a bear market. The pain trade is a slow grind up to ATH to bankrupt shorters who bet against America and against US stocks.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51553212]

wall street insider here (just finished lunch)

oh, would you look at that

[Anonymous No.51553214]

>>51553143
Nope we're not. Rest of the world is.

[Anonymous No.51553216]

>>51553185

[Anonymous No.51553217]

>>51553111
as predicted..
>>51533477

[Anonymous No.51553220]

>>51553201
75 nigga chill

[Anonymous No.51553224]

>>51553201
75 but the projection is insane

[Anonymous No.51553226]

>>51553196
The woman is charge of russias central bank is probably the smartest woman in the world

[Anonymous No.51553228]

[Anonymous No.51553229]

[Anonymous No.51553231]

>>51553201
75. But the bearishness comes from the "higher for longer" forecast in the dot plot.

[Anonymous No.51553233]

>>51553019
Kek somebody yesterday predicted this very thing would be posted when the market dumped after the fed minutes.

[Anonymous No.51553236]

bought nucor and down 100$
good time to get in

[Anonymous No.51553243]

SUKA BLYAT

[Anonymous No.51553246]

>>51553212
What did you have for lunch?

[Anonymous No.51553252]

>>51553229
What is the original image?

[Anonymous No.51553256]

>people falling for dead cat
>again
Do you ever learn? Stop thinking in terms of a minute

[Anonymous No.51553257]

White lines are FOMC dates.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51553259]

>>51553243
cyka bylat

[Anonymous No.51553260]

Should I no cap be buying bonds rn? I have an extra 8,000 I don’t know what to do with

[Anonymous No.51553264]

>>51553019
it is pumping, just change the colors on your monitor and invert

[Anonymous No.51553268]

The dump hasn't even started yet.

[Anonymous No.51553269]

what price to sell these now ITM spy puts bros

[Anonymous No.51553272]

Reminder we are always -800 after the statement is released and then pump the next werk

[Anonymous No.51553274]

>>51553015
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.51553277]

>>51553217
kek
sasuga smg

[HARBINGER OF KIKERY No.51553282]

No matter what you do, you will get out jewed

[Anonymous No.51553285]

>>51553260
Rates are rising and you want to *buy* bonds? fr?

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51553287]

>>51553246
longs john silvers

[Anonymous No.51553288]

pic related: you

[Anonymous No.51553291]

>>51553212
oh wow not this schitzo again

[Anonymous No.51553293]

MA'AM I SAID DO NOT REDEEM! DO NOT REDEEM BENCHOD BLOODY BASTERD BITCH!

[Anonymous No.51553300]

>>51553243
bitch cheats: he's leaning against wall. should be smacked in face.

[Anonymous No.51553305]

>>51553272
thats complete bullshit it usually pumps right after release and then dumps in a day or two

the writing for this was on the wall Ive been telling you all they were going to fake pump then dump to bleed retail for a week straight i dont even get any yous but hey, maybe at least one 4chan autist made some money from my posts and then it was worth it

[Anonymous No.51553306]

>>51553201
It's 75 boop but Jerome put on the big boy pants and issued a stern warning about the future.

[Anonymous No.51553310]

Stocks down, bitcoin down, gold down, this makes no sense

[Anonymous No.51553309]

>capitalism is literally over

[Anonymous No.51553313]

Real question is what happens when Powell opens his mouth hole

[HARBINGER OF KIKERY No.51553318]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51553322]

>>51553203
no YOU look again

[Anonymous No.51553324]

https://www.forexlive.com/centralbank/fomc-dot-plot-and-central-tendencies-from-september-2022-meeting-20220921/
>The dot plot for September 2022 shows the median rate at the end of 2022 at 4.4%, up from 3.4% in June 2022.
>For 2023, the median Fed fund target rate is 4.6% vs. 3.8% in June 2022.
>For 2024, the median Fed funds target rate is now 3.9% vs 3.4% in June 2022
>The initial 2025 median rate is expected at 2.9%.
>the Fed does not see inflation returning to target 2% until 2025. The 2024 inflation rate is nearer the 2% target

[Anonymous No.51553329]

>>51553300
good obervation as well as numerals. gj

[Anonymous No.51553330]

https://youtu.be/ZBnmye9aQWc?t=60

[Anonymous No.51553332]

LOOK AT SOXL LMAO

[Anonymous No.51553334]

ooh shit

[Anonymous No.51553336]

>>51553310

[Anonymous No.51553341]

>>51553077
They raised their terminal rate forecast by a full percent, that kills the market.

[Anonymous No.51553344]

>>51553300
checked. but regardless of that, its wearing heeled boots.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51553346]

>>51553313
it gets worse
remember that time the spx had like a 200 point rally off of some random question from the media?
yeah that can also go in the other direction

[Anonymous No.51553349]

LET'S GO PUTIN
ROOTIN FOR PUTIN
DO AMERICA NEXT!

[Anonymous No.51553351]

>>51553310
Almost as if the dollar, in which all three are priced, is strengthening or something.

[Anonymous No.51553354]

>>51553324
>he Fed does not see inflation returning to target 2% until 2025. The 2024 inflation rate is nearer the 2% target

[Anonymous No.51553357]

>>51553305
We’re going to 30k before pumping back to 32k

[Anonymous No.51553359]

>>51553336
The usual suspects

[Anonymous No.51553361]

semi-retard here, can you answer me this?

The Fed cannot fight inflation that comes from import prices and outside factors. Rising the interest rate won't do shit for that, but it will kill the economy very likely.

They KNOW this, but they STILL do it. Why? So that nobody can attack them for doing nothing?

[HAMBURGER WITH MELT CHEESE No.51553364]

What a terrible day

[Anonymous No.51553368]

[Anonymous No.51553371]

>>51553196
I'll see to that in the next life hehe

[Anonymous No.51553373]

this is after losing like 8k
and after losing like 20k

[Baggie !!hfYVrhZPiGT No.51553378]

Honestly, what did you actually think he was going to say?

Are you even surprised?!

How many of you tards actually forgot that the market was going to dump today?

[Anonymous No.51553380]

[Anonymous No.51553384]

>>51553361
A dead economy will have no money to spend. No money to spend or new loans taken out = lower inflation.

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51553385]

>>51553364
its a good day for me

[Anonymous No.51553388]

S&PEE CAN'T EVEN BREAK 3800 FUCKING PATHETIC

[Anonymous No.51553391]

>>51553354
It’s probably more like 5 years, moving out of china and back to usa and latin america whilst boomers are retiring and taking their money into cash and bonds

[Anonymous No.51553396]

>fed raises the rates by 75 basis points, overwhelmingly predicted by fed fund futures
>bots dump anyway

why? it was already priced in, were retards still gambling on 50

[Anonymous No.51553404]

>>51553305
this time is different™

[Anonymous No.51553405]

anyone else vibin' to the pre statement jams?

[Anonymous No.51553406]

>>51553264
bull trap

[Anonymous No.51553407]

>>51553364
this is the best trading day ive had all year the question is how low spy is going, sell now or wait?

[Anonymous No.51553410]

rest in piss mumu

[Anonymous No.51553411]

[Anonymous No.51553413]

>>51553354
>No actual bullrun until 2025
It's over

[Anonymous No.51553416]

So basically the hike just turned a 5% green day into a crab day. Who cares?

[Anonymous No.51553417]

This isn't going to beat inflation.. what the fuck is this man doing.

[Anonymous No.51553423]

Shlurping activated

[Anonymous No.51553426]

>>51553405
Lofi chill beats to lose your IRA and 401k to

[Anonymous No.51553427]

costco mozerella sticks cooking insteuctjons

[Anonymous No.51553428]

BUDDY LOOK AT THE GREEN DILDO ON TYDE

[Anonymous No.51553430]

why didnt i play my trusty retard hold....

[Anonymous No.51553429]

>>51553243
whose fucking bathroom looks like this and why is the writing in spanish

[Anonymous No.51553431]

We HIKE

[Anonymous No.51553434]

>>51553396
Are you guys fucking retarded?

Raising the rate is always bad

[HARBINGER OF THE MELTDOWN No.51553435]

>>51553396
let me guess, you got into "investing" in 2020

[Anonymous No.51553437]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51553439]

>>51553361
Let me try to break this down

>The Fed cannot fight inflation that comes from import prices and outside factors. Rising the interest rate won't do shit for that, but it will kill the economy very likely.

A stronger dollar makes imports cheaper and exports more expensive. Raising the interest rate strengthens the dollar, you're fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.51553441]

75 WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOVISH

[Anonymous No.51553442]

GME is green

[Anonymous No.51553445]

>>51553405

[Anonymous No.51553447]

>>51552729
LOL
>expected 75
>get 75
>economy go boom
???

[Anonymous No.51553449]

>>51553413
They know Jim Brandon will be useless until he gets kicked out of office and our country will be in a giant stalemate for the next 2.5 years

[Anonymous No.51553452]

Can't even afford ropes anymore.

[Anonymous No.51553456]

KISS MY PISS MUMU
AHAHAHHAHAHA
KISS MY FUCKING PISS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jjS7vMogVg

[Anonymous No.51553454]

>>51553396
Because they were more hawkish on the dot plot.

[Anonymous No.51553457]

>>51553391
>moving out of china and back to usa and latin america
They're going to SE Asia and India

[Anonymous No.51553458]

>shorted the bottom
never fails.

[Anonymous No.51553459]

I'm firing up the grill. Powell better not sugar coat this before this mumu head is a nice and medium rare

[Anonymous No.51553460]

bros.. does this mean inflation is over now?

[Anonymous No.51553462]

>>51553417
He wants a longer period of consistent hikes in order to reach a higher target rate.

[Anonymous No.51553463]

Ouch

[Anonymous No.51553465]

>>51553260
Ibonds anon. Guaranteed 9% p.a. For 6 months. You have till October

[Anonymous No.51553466]

>>51553435
no, 2022

[Anonymous No.51553468]

Brothers, the infidels have been purged, now only true and honest bobos remain, stronger than ever, purer than ever, we press forward, downward.

[Anonymous No.51553467]

Mumu are you okay? my god you are sooooo dead!!! we will ever see you again???? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51553472]

Stocks will never go up again.

[Baggie !!hfYVrhZPiGT No.51553476]

game over

[Anonymous No.51553477]

>>51553457
Not true, shipping is too expensive now and will be for the foreseeable future. Shorter supply chains are the future

[Anonymous No.51553478]

NOW THAT'S CAPITULATION

[Anonymous No.51553479]

>>51553351
chf usd changed less than 0.3%
bitcoin in chf dumps 2.6%

no, it dumps regardless of dollar value

[Anonymous No.51553481]

Who the fuck is stopping soxl from dumping I need my put to print hopefully powells speech pushes it down further

[Anonymous No.51553483]

>>51553426

[Anonymous No.51553484]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.51553485]

>>51553466

[Anonymous No.51553488]

>>51553357
10,000,000 people have drawn meme lines on their charts. But yours, yours are correct. Definitely. Great job little buddy.

[Anonymous No.51553490]

CHEF BOYARDEEEEE

START THE PARDEEEE

[Anonymous No.51553498]

All rate hikes are now expected and priced in.
The bull run resumes.

[Anonymous No.51553499]

New

>>51553495
>>51553495

[Anonymous No.51553506]

>>51553468

[Anonymous No.51553507]

HERE IT COMES

[Anonymous No.51553510]

>>51553467
Just gimme 7 more last exit poomps. I promise I will sell this time, for real

[Anonymous No.51553512]

we're merely down 1% and bobos already celebrating. wait for the conference in 10 minutes

[Anonymous No.51553511]

stop slurping you maniacs.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.51553513]

>>51553476
Excuse me sir, the thread does not need two tripfags named Baggie. You'll create confusion. Thanks in advance for changing your name for me.

[Anonymous No.51553514]

>>51553488
Lol goodluck

[Anonymous No.51553517]

>>51553405
Yeh I like Jerome's maplestory beats

[Anonymous No.51553530]

>>51553488
Mine rose from the dead and ended human sacrifice on this planet.

[Anonymous No.51553603]

>>51553349
Kek

[Anonymous No.51553605]

Missed the VIX spike man am i dumb

Might long UVXY puts later because my broker won’t let me sell naked calls

[Anonymous No.51553610]

spy closes green

[Anonymous No.51553638]

>>51553512
Schizophrenia posting is reaching ath. Let them have their 1% celebration kek

[Anonymous No.51553669]

>>51553384
>>51553439
i guess you are as retarded as the Fed - figures

[Anonymous No.51553676]

I'm bearish but last time I shorted the FOMC meeting I got blasted. Never underestimate clown market. Went long this time.

[Anonymous No.51553687]

Why isn't the FED streaming in 4k? I want to see jpow in all his glory.

[Anonymous No.51553725]

Most important signal right now is this Euro death spiral.

[Anonymous No.51553732]

>>51553676
>he went long?

[Anonymous No.51553762]

>>51553460
Inflation will continue until morale improves.
You will own nothing and be happy goy.

[Anonymous No.51553824]

GREEN DILDO

[Anonymous No.51553863]

https://youtu.be/ukFnKCtptX4
>https://youtu.be/ukFnKCtptX4
https://youtu.be/ukFnKCtptX4
>https://youtu.be/ukFnKCtptX4

[Anonymous No.51553865]

welp guys i just stop lossed at a cool +125% on those spy puts, was up almost 150 at one point but thems the breaks
and now i get to close all this shit down and go and do something else with my day, namaste

[Anonymous No.51553911]

>>51553268
the medicine isn't working anymore, you're on your way over the edge.

[Anonymous No.51553993]

this is the stupidest shit ive ever seen lol spy going 5 points up and down in seconds

[Anonymous No.51554026]

the gold price erection tho

[Anonymous No.51554037]

Aaaaaaahhh think of your Eurobros

[Anonymous No.51554143]

>>51553993
blessed newfriend

[Anonymous No.51554312]

So why exactly are we bullish now? This is a circus on a dump. A dump circus

[Anonymous No.51554329]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umS3XM3xAPk

[Anonymous No.51554507]

>>51554312
All rate hikes are priced in. Inflation is no longer a drag on the market.

[Anonymous No.51554658]

>>51554507
thank fuck i closed my shorts wtf this pump

did not expect it and trailing stop loss saved me