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>> No.51550536
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Thread theme

>> No.51550545

I'm going to short coin, mara and upst

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>> No.51550555

I hate hikes so damn much

>> No.51550560
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Look at this shit!! WTF!!!

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>> No.51550574

Will RUM rebound?

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>> No.51550589

What is this shit and why didn't I hear about it

>> No.51550595

I love Rumble but I think it's going sub 10

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>> No.51550611


>stabilis solutions
>being stable after a breakout

dunno sounds like they didnt lie when named the company

>> No.51550610
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Ok seriously now we need to pump the market or bad things will happen. I'm totally not saying this because I want Baggie dead.

>> No.51550617
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*tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap


>> No.51550618
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Itll rebound just like DWAC.

>> No.51550629
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alright i just bought some and set it to sell at 15. thanks

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>> No.51550651
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Who's ready to make some fucking money???
75bps or less we go long
>75 we go short

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>> No.51550664

>dot plot
lol the dot plot doesnt mean shit

>> No.51550670
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fuck the jews
fuck niggers
fuck spics
fuck faggots
and fuck jannies

>> No.51550682
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125bps (and that's a good thing)

>> No.51550684
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has 2008 2.0 been canceled?

>> No.51550688

omg we still have 2 hours

>> No.51550692
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Yes. It has been postponed until 2028.

>> No.51550696

Sadly no, the only levered bond bull ETFs are at longer durations: https://etfdb.com/etfs/leveraged/bond/

However XTWO is a new bond ETF that targets that duration. Problem? Little liquidity and no options chain so you'd have to lever by calling margin and asking politely.

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>> No.51550713

First dot plot that shows 2025

>> No.51550716
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I had sex last night AMA

>> No.51550718
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source: these digits checkem

>> No.51550719
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>6 month bond is getting closer to 4%
>it's going to beat the 2y and everything after
how bad is that? that seems really bad

>> No.51550725

How big was it's cock?

>> No.51550738

retard alert

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>> No.51550752
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very anti-semitic anon

>> No.51550757
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I still remember that dumb fucking nigger monkey poster that INSISTED that the 10 yr yield had topped in june because “the bond market decides the rates, the fed just follows them”
You fucking ape. You knuckledragging pathetic excuse for a human. You donkey
Not my fucking problem

>> No.51550760

what was his name?

>> No.51550761

digies say 150 bps

>> No.51550762
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Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the markets. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any gains? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own losses, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than shorting VIX in 2018. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best short. I’m pretty much perfect. I was partner at Carlyle, and chair of the US FED. What position did you get, other than “yolo my stipends on TSLA weeklies”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot FED Fund Rate (I just hiked her; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my rate

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What was his name?

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>> No.51550774
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Where's that supply chain ape saying inflation isn't the fed's problem?

>> No.51550781
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uh oh the meanposter is back.

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>> No.51550784

Is your asshole still sore?

>> No.51550788
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makes me think anon, really makes one think

>> No.51550790
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Jerome is going to walk out on stage look at the camera but say nothing. He will then unclip his belt, unzip his pants and drop them to his ankles. He'll turn around so his naked ass is facing (you), take a power squat position and spread his cheeks as wide as they'll go. You'll then witness the biggest log of brap meat you've ever seen squeeze out of his ass. It's a no wipe turd. He'll then grab the turd, write 100bp on the backdrop, do a 360, and walk away

>> No.51550796
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>baggie bearish
>Cramer bullish

>> No.51550798
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Not your problem. Unless you own bonds.

>> No.51550805

Friendly reminder the real rate hike was the friends we made along the way

>> No.51550806

bullish for SIGA

>> No.51550808

and its gona change 10 times before we get to 2024. dot plots dont matter

>> No.51550813

That's not a meme, it's a macro

>> No.51550815

is it just me or are bonds completely pointless until we get a good enough rate hike that they beat stocks? Like fuck if the yield hits 10% like it did in the 80s I'd hit it

>> No.51550816

time to buy chokes

>> No.51550819

Asia desk here, signing off. Enjoy FOMC and see you in eight hours

>> No.51550820

What you buying

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>> No.51550828
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embrace the crab

>> No.51550830
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wow those are some big journalistic qualifications on the left

>> No.51550835

ni hao mr china man

>> No.51550839
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You are like a babby, watch this

>> No.51550841

I will make him remember

>> No.51550846
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It can't be stopped now, anon. I've manipulated the world powers and the financial markets beyond fixing. I've caused a global recession which will in return will plunge the world into chaos and war. The nukes will be flying soon, anon. Extinction is inevitable. Do you know the most delicious part of this? Dying with the knowlege that everything humanity has done has been utterly meaningless, like your gains. Civilization, literature, technology... its all been for nothing. We really are just a pointless little blip in the cosmos. The universe will not mourn our passing. No one will remain to even know we were here.

>> No.51550851

Mumus win checkem and kekem

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>> No.51550854

Sure but if the fed signals that they are going to sustain higher rates or keep raising for longer that means something

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>> No.51550863

I'm blaming the jews for this

>> No.51550865

Okay but why did you shoop JPOW to make him look British?

>> No.51550867
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Cool thanks

>> No.51550870
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>are bonds completely pointless
They're propped up by a lot of inertia. Pension funds, Vanguard boomer types, algos that assume an inverse stock:bond correlation, all sorts who have never looked at this chart (and, understanding it, shit their pants).

>Like fuck if the yield hits 10% like it did in the 80s I'd hit it
You probably would not. Because buying a treasury at that point is like buying an Argentinian bond today. Ask yourself why you're not buying Argentinian bonds today.

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Well thank you for all asking the same question.
Makes it easier to answer.

Sadly though after reading them, I guess i have to go back to therapy- I thought i finally got over this gay feeling I have had my whole life before my conversion therapy

>> No.51550881
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Market will close deep in the red today, pre-warning before final warning.

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>> No.51550894
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schizo impl vol is mooning.

>> No.51550895

when do we get the word from fomc?

>> No.51550899
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today is going to be green as fuck.

>> No.51550905

who tf?
2 ET

>> No.51550906
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>100 bps

>> No.51550908
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Brandon has no intention of actually fixing the underlying issues with the economy. Everything he has done have been temporary, unsustainable bandaid fixes meant to let his party scrape by in the midterms. Shit is going to hit the fan when the SPR runs out. Sell everything.

>> No.51550915

Stop promoting your gay twitter account.

>> No.51550916
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And yet, we pump.

>> No.51550918

why is everyone shitting their pants over 0.25%?

>> No.51550924
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here is my hopium for today since i made a mumu play already.

i wanna see how it went at close.

>> No.51550925

And a konichiwa to you too.

>> No.51550926

It's called short covering.

>> No.51550927
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it better or i'm gonna be sad

>> No.51550929

I'd like to take a moment to say that I have a fair bit of respect for JPow. His job is difficult. He was handed a flaming shit sandwich and he's doing what he can to make it palatable. I would like to have a beer with him and I wish him well.

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Guys I have paint melting violent gas today. This is not a good sign. I'd be loading up on puts right now if I were you.

>> No.51550931

OFFICIAL pre fed announcement waiting theme


>> No.51550945
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cringe and fedpilled

>> No.51550949

75 or 100, bobo is finished we pump

>> No.51550950

naw man its phonk house time

>> No.51550957
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It's almost like that trannies anonymous Twitter post isn't a reliable source of investing information..

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i guess at least he has the balls to do the rate hikes even though it's political suicide for the party who put him in.

>> No.51550965

>Shit is going to hit the fan when the SPR runs out.
At the current drawdown rate, that's a 2024 problem.

>> No.51550964

Jerome please stop posting before the meeting

>> No.51550968

I like this one

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>> No.51550976
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Shit the fuck up Jerome. Shouldn't you be practicing your speech and poker face so the algos don't shit bricks?

>> No.51550977
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Noruma is a babe.

>> No.51550979
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unironically agree

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>> No.51550983

By the way,will JPOW take questions today?
I love when he has to sidestep cringe questions about nogs and womemes

>> No.51550989

I had no idea this genre existed until recently and I have no idea why I like it so much but its great

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>> No.51550995

January 2023 at the latest.

>> No.51550997

>I love when he has to sidestep cringe questions about nogs and womemes
I was wondering who that was for...

>> No.51550999
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>excuse me, Jerome?

>> No.51551001

I'd call him "no balls" for thinking he's Volcker with this shit. Whoa, dude, 3% in a year? What a hiking campaign. Get the fuck out of here, you pussy Burns clone.

>> No.51551007

its like 2000's and 90's hip hop beats tone shifted and screwed(repeated) with vocals on top. its a pretty comfy genre. I don't even normally like rap

>> No.51551008
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seriously where is that supply chain fed faggot I wanna rub his jew nose in this rate hike
>"The fed's printing can't cause inflation! What's another trillion? It's just the supply chain goyim!"

>> No.51551012
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he created this mess

>> No.51551013
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>> No.51551017

Please actually read any of the thousand of doomer graphs out there.

Protip: They're being Jews with the Y-axis.

>> No.51551020

I think it's rap where the beat and melody are center stage and ACTUALLY synch with the vocals. Like the vocals are usually quieter than the actual music

>> No.51551026

delete this

>> No.51551027

based. hope my company goes under so i can get some of that sweet sweet layoff money

>> No.51551029

You know what he's gonna say:
>75bp is sufficient
>we are committed to fighting inflation until under control

What happens to the market?

>> No.51551039

Obvious mega pump. How could it be any more obvious????

>> No.51551040

Poomp, bobos kts

>> No.51551041

it'll probably pump cause 100 is expected and then slooooowly lose another 5% until the next CPI

>> No.51551048

line moves on the graph...

>> No.51551049

doesn't matter what he says mega squeeze is coming imo

>> No.51551051

The ocean of shitcos overflows with all the money being tossed into the shitco sewers.
God candles for 1 straight hour.

>> No.51551056

bear market rally then further dumping in a few days or sometime next week at the latest, depends on what Russia/Ukraine do, for some reason the market is really reactive to that.

>> No.51551061
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>bbby faggots are still coping that they will turn it around

>> No.51551064

Is everyone ready for the 150 bps flash crash tomorrow?

>> No.51551066

I'm honestly impressed at how retarded that take is.

>> No.51551069
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All our bags, even the stinky AARK shit, does a 3x.

>> No.51551071

checked, get dusted crabs

>> No.51551073
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ladies and gentleman, black trans women unemployment....
>crowd cheers and claps, DOW 40k
has gone up
>DOW 25k Biden to promise mo money fo dem programs

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imagine if he announces the start of CBDC

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It's pretty fast anon

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crazy what these ai images do to my brain.... crazy

Ill recall the meme as soon as I see it- then it fades and all i see is veggies...

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>> No.51551096

What time does JPow announce our doom?

>> No.51551098

But that's wrong, and on top of that, they've mostly been releasing sweet crude from SPR, and what's left isn't very good for fuel.

>> No.51551100

There's a little truth to what he says. The fed can lower rates below their free market level. It only has a limited ability to raise rates above their free market level and it does so by sucking money out of the banks (which it can only do if the banks have money from the fed). So if the fed sucks back all the of money they gave the banks, then they can't raise rates anymore. But inflation is ~10% so what would the free market rate be? Around 10+%.

>> No.51551103

we mooning boys???

>> No.51551104

how long can we pump like this

>> No.51551111

1 bong 23 bings

>> No.51551112

>He was handed a flaming shit sandwich and he's doing what he can to make it palatable
fucking what? the Fed created the boom and now the bust

>> No.51551113

I can't believe I am asking this but what was the seed for that image?

>> No.51551115

Volcker did 10% in 6 months. Yeah, yeah, times were different. But you can't call yourself fucking Edmund Hillary for walking to the top of the Grand Canyon.

>> No.51551120

We started another 10 years long bull market on June.

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>> No.51551127

Uh, the native Americans discovered the Grand Canyon, chud.

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1 burger and 23 fries
Not sure what you're talking about anon it's just chairs. Here have some donuts

>> No.51551134

considering the RRP, I don't think the banks are anywhere near being sucked out of money

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It's still accelerating so hard to tell

>> No.51551152

Don't we need this shit for the military in times of war?

>> No.51551160

Honestly agreed. The problem isn't the Fed. The problem is the government.

>> No.51551162

I am getting hard over donuts and office furniture
I am a boomer

>> No.51551165

Yeah, you're right. I was wrong there.
Nonetheless, I would still enjoy having a beer with him.

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>> No.51551174
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Anyone else buy HKD today?

>> No.51551179

That chart is outdated too. Current SPR reserves are less than that. Brandon has already drained over half the SPR.

>> No.51551189

always has been (and by government I mean jews, women, liberals, and homos)

>> No.51551196

I agree, but 9 times out of 10 people saying "the SPR is done in October!!1!" forget that this pace could continue until the end of 2023 before the last drop is drained.

That's really only catchup to the originally announced 180m barrel quota. It's certainly possible they drawdown faster but there are physical limits to the pumps.

>> No.51551199

Doesn't matter that it's going to change before we get to 2024. The dot plot is the most important thing that will come out of this meeting.

>> No.51551200

Why would I buy Hong Kong Dollars over US Dollars?

>> No.51551201
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i randomly checked an oil chart and found a good memeline. i drew it when the candles were there where the line starts.

i was like wow pretty good. the bad part is i didnt play it in anyway. not saying it will go to 20 but it has been under the meme line for over 3 months.

>> No.51551203

what are you talking about, its just some mutant tranny tomatoes.

>> No.51551204
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>> No.51551209

Mother fucker gets paid so well I don't care. The little faggot fucked up plain and simple. He was convinced inflation was temporary and transitory and just because of the supply chain. Turns out he was wrong.

Like holy fuck everything we pumped during the pandemic was so stupid. It was the world yet again flirting with the weimar republic money printer

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>> No.51551225

Should I just put my money into a 2% money market fund until rates stop rising?

>> No.51551228

HKD bros how we doin?

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Short and long entries in either direction kind of suck desu. the dump last week stopped at the weirdest resistance.

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>> No.51551234

The switch between sweet and sour only has a marginal effect on the global price impact.

Now, strategically we *are* fucking ourselves, I agree. But if Biden is actively working to sabotage America, he has several months more worth of oil price depression with which to do it.

>> No.51551238

deployment where?

>> No.51551240

What? The meeting starts at 2:30

>> No.51551241

>Shit is going to hit the fan when the SPR runs out
Nothing will happen when the spr draw down ends. There is no shortage of oil in the short term. Oil use goes down in winter. EU's use will go extra down because it will be their winter of discontent. Watch china use go down to as they do more covid lockdowns because covid is stronger in winter.

>> No.51551243

Why would you do that?
ibonds would be the better move

>> No.51551252

powell's speech and the Q&A will be the most "important," although nothing in this meeting is important. this market is going down for another 6 months

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>25% of all dollars were created in the last two years
>50% of all bills were created in the last decade
We've been pumping since 2008

>> No.51551254

Oh stop crying. People already forgotten how much fun we had when everything pumped. Now they just complain. Anyway, Powell will fix it. Bubble has already deflated so there is that, so I'm not sure why are you still upset about it.

>> No.51551263

Fuck they are turning the tomato's gay too!?!?

FUCK this! i want out

>> No.51551265

Ya but even at the current stockpile level the entire military could be sustained for 5 years at current consumption with no additional production

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Up or Down today?

>> No.51551275

that reserve aint gonna fill itself

>> No.51551276

ICSH 1-3 month duration treasuries, will pay you 3%

>> No.51551283

>25% of all dollars were created in the last two years
Yeah because of huge demand for it. And this demand never stopped. Check DXY today.

>> No.51551285

feeling good mumus about this engine revving before jerome whispers us to the moon

>> No.51551289

It's going to hit near the beginning of 2023.

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velocity is in the toilet anon

>> No.51551301

Ya I agree with you. I like doomposting as much as the next anon but facts are more interesting.

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I have no rationale for it, but I'm running on pure hopium at the moment.

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How the fuck is Harry Mack so good at free styling? How does he do it

>> No.51551315

Literally doesn't matter. USA is greatest country in the world, that's what matters.

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Go to grocery store
get back with food

Also, how long do I brine chicken sliced thinly for?

>> No.51551333

When is the announcement today mein niggers?

>> No.51551345

Given current levels that would require a physically impossible level of draining.

Biden will hem and haw but gosh darn those folks in Congress won't want to fund a big oil bailout and the dollars just won't be there. Oh well :( hopefully nothing disrupts the global oil supply.

My favorite is the tidbit about only being able to fill, drain, and refill the SPR so many times because the walls of the salt caverns get fucked over. Geology could throw us a real curveball at any time.

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rap is for blacks and poors

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First time in months I don't feel like reinvesting my divies
what a weird time

>> No.51551362

>rap is for blacks and poors
Rich dick kids who never had a stable father figure like it too.

>> No.51551363

Nice trips. https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

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Fomc in one hour
Stop asking faggots

>> No.51551366

How long until Powell speaks?

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Where we're going, we'll need the labor force to manufacture a lot of paper

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>> No.51551381

The man is retarded
We pumped ~110% from the COVID low to record highs in 1.5 years
Yet iNfLaTiOn iS tRaNsItOrY
Rip the band-aid off and force a sell-off already
Until then, dudes a pussy who doesn't want his name in the history books for causing necessary pain

>> No.51551391

i can't afford to invest anything these days. the inflation has eaten up all of my disposable income and i have to use credit cards and payday loans to get by. hopefully things turn around soon.

>> No.51551392

Yeah, the banks have a ton of fed money now.

>> No.51551401

5x leverage on Pitney-Bowes

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>Yeah, the banks have a ton of fed money now.

>> No.51551409

yup same. im also ready for aaaaaa posting with the pinkies if we done goofed

>> No.51551410

Jerome, please be reasonable.

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I will pray for you and your dwindling beer money.

>> No.51551418

In high school there was was a jolly Sikh guy who owned a deli and used to sell us blunt wraps but would constantly pester us if were getting pussy or not. Anyway one day he said “Watch this” and walked outside and threw a heavy rock at a pigeon, pretty sure it died on the spot

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1 hour 40 minutes

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1 hour and ten minutes until bobos get heemed. What you drinking tonight to celebrate mumubros? I'm gonna crush some BL's later with a little bit of chicken fry.

>> No.51551424

How to open a bank?

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>> No.51551430

>Look at this shit!! WTF!!!
Same thing happened with AKRO a week ago. Went straight up 140% in an hour and then just crabbed there ever since. I know because I opened puts on it and got BTFO. It's pure manipulation, nothing more.

>> No.51551433

It's 1 hour if you are invited to private audience beforehand.

>> No.51551440

thinking about a 24 flat of coors light

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Bought more Nu and Nexa

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what if it goes down instead tho

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>> No.51551450

Reserve requirements aren't an issue. The bank has to do something with all of those reserves legally so they ship them off to the fed in reverse repo for a bit of yield.

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Enjoy this fine selection of music anons, or don't

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He won't spill the beans privately will he?

>> No.51551457

Will crush even more bl's until I black out and poop myself

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digits observed

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can't you guys just be positive for once?

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they're black in heart and mind so it's the same thing really.

>> No.51551475

Calm down, ya fucking wet rag.

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>new covid variant

>> No.51551479

I will never ever forgive the liberals that run Commiefornia. They've ruined the almond market and now Good Humor discontinued the fucking toasted almond ice cream bar. I hope Gavin Newsome, his whole family and everybody who ever voted him meet a grim fate.

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The only thing I wish for is more money so I could place more puts right at this very particular moment mumu.

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Today we pump. tomorrow we dump. I love these set ups, so easy to trade.

>> No.51551498

this time it's really going to be deadly to more than just fat boomers, trust me

>> No.51551502

I prefer different type fo tunes

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If you want it, learn to make your own ice cream. It's easier than you think.

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2 more weeks

>> No.51551529

>trust me
Nah, you cunts burned all that over the last few years. I don't give a fuck if this is some Captain Trips shit.

>> No.51551542

I have a cuisinart ice cream maker and I know how to use it, but I don't know how to make that almond cream core and then I don't know how to get it on the stick and I don't know how to roll it in the crunchy stuff on the outside.

>> No.51551547

thats a disgusting picture

>> No.51551550

This place is slow as fuck...

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>Rocker is channeling demons for the Shemitah again

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I thought inflation and recessions were a good thing?

>> No.51551564

Yeah but the reason why is because they created so much more m2 which isn't being used. The ratio of money velocity is down but the absolute aggregate of money churn is prob up relative to 2020.

>> No.51551565

this is fine too

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>> No.51551581

Search on youtube. Almond creme is easy.

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its lunch time

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>> No.51551597

inflation, deflation, boom and bust are all part of the natural economic cycle. You need both. Which is why it sucks when the fed tries to postpone busts and only making them larger and larger

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>> No.51551607

We're all waiting on the FOMC decision. It'll be dead as fuck for another hour.

>> No.51551613

>search on jewtube
look i'd rather see something like the look on his face when his kid gets drafted to go die for that fucking kike running the nazi regime in the ukraine.

>> No.51551615

All boomers and rich people cry “he can’t do thisssss!”
>please JPOW, rug the boomers

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>> No.51551623

You have a point but Jpow won't let the bubble pop till the boomers have 'gotten theirs'.

>> No.51551627

the fates may have intervened
my grand plan for a 70/30 spy put to call with 20% stop losses in preparation for a 100bps rug pull is on hold due to a pattern day trading flag despite being a cash account

this may be the gods intervening to prevent me from a big error or a great win, time will tell

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Bullrun today, you heard it here first

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>Another irrational bull run until the 30s

>> No.51551630

Lot of people got too used to the easy money from the clownworld markets we've had since like 2008 and can't handle how it is right now. God forbid you not be able to make tons of money just throwing a dart at a board and putting everything into whatever stock it lands on.

>> No.51551631

yes that's literally what I said. Although this might have already happened

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when and where do i watch the FOMC live?

>> No.51551639

what's the reason China being red today

>> No.51551647

russia went ape shit last night

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>> No.51551651

because it's collapsing

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I'm starting to get a little tired, bros.

>> No.51551657

I just need the market to go up another 2% and then I will move to bonds for the short term

>> No.51551665

EU is collapsing even more and it's green

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Win or lose I'm drinking cherry moonshine + sprite until I blackout

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i'm an electrician, not a stupid plumber. i'm not watching any of that

>> No.51551675

EU collapsing is bullish

>> No.51551676

>trusting chinks

>> No.51551681

They've had 2 years to lock in gains
Fuck them

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>> No.51551693

>It is not enough that my shorts should print. The rest of the world must collapse.

>> No.51551697

Something just doesn't feel right about buying store bought mass shelved moonshine

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>corn syrup based alcohol

>> No.51551700

Will you stupid faggots just shill stocks instead of doomvirgin posting?

>> No.51551704

so you paid 150k for the privilege of enhanced shitposting on /smg/
you're definitely not the biggest loser here by far

>> No.51551707

>They knew what they were getting into. I say let the market crash.

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>muh nazis

>> No.51551712

I'm an alcoholic and I'm trying to go at least one full week without drinking because I had to work laying on my living room floor until 2pm on Monday. If I can go through a weekend without boozing I'll feel like I can get something back in my 30s now that I've wasted the last half of my 20s on drink.

>> No.51551721

I like the pickles. I coach a men's hockey team, and we all eat a moonshine pickle after the game, then they watch Coach chug the whole jar of brine.

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>> No.51551728

I just need to lower my average purchase price of SOXL by like 16 dollars and then I can finally exit my position heh

>> No.51551739

How do you recover from this without getting very lucky going all in on longing options? I don't think you can. You could sell options and run spreads, but most brokers will hold 90% of your cash hostage for margin for naked calls/puts or require you to cover them, making the recovery slow.

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not even more, no. China is in super deep shit bro, and that's just going off what we can guess and figure out since they almost never actually release anythign that makes them look bad publicly. If this is what we see publicly imagine how bad the situation actually is.

>> No.51551757

>I coach a men's hockey team
How can someone spend their entire life lying on an anonymous anime forum?
I just do not fucking get it.

>> No.51551775

3rd day in a row I missed my tesla short entry :(

>> No.51551781

>implying I don't coach a men's hockey team
I do coach a men's hockey team. We won 6-3 on Sunday.

>> No.51551786

Oh, I've paid more than that...

>> No.51551842

Learn to functional alcoholic bro. I just drink light beer, don't even get tipsy most of the time while still fulfilling the desire.

>> No.51551844

Whatever you say schizo.
>since 2017
That's how long I've been on /biz/ for, thanks for reminding me that I'm here forever.

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doxxed. i'm coming to your next game baggie

>> No.51551873

more like mens tonsil hockey

>> No.51551921

It's probably processed bullshit still, but most moonshine is made from corn mash. Real moonshine that doesn't have bullshit added tastes like corn flavored ethanol.

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Will jpow reveal the rates in the private meeting or the live public meeting?