escape germany

[Anonymous No.51546150]

>Germanistan breaking down as we speak
Brothers, where do we move now that it's universal knowledge that this piece of god forsaken soil is oficially done? Here are options I'm currently researching:

>switzerland
top tier but difficult, expensive and lenghty to get permanent residency

>madeira
Tiny, nice weather all year around, great nature. Good option if you can make money on your own or work remote for some company elsewhere, living costs slightly less than here in taxrapistan and tax is much better (like everywhere else basically)

>cyprus
political situation is kinda on the edge but it's a nice place and very easy to move to. Shame russians are moving there in bulk right now to escape.. well.. russia.

>SEA
I will most likely just travel around SEA since I don't know where I want to move mid-long term, as you can tell I'm looking into many different options basically.
>inb4 we're full
I do NOT care. If I fit, I sit.

[Anonymous No.51546198]

I apologise in advance for the reddit spacing, formating got fucked up somehow

[Anonymous No.51546224]

>>51546150
Romania is a nice alternative too

[Anonymous No.51546261]

>>51546224
If not larp, elaborate

[Anonymous No.51546278]

>>51546150
Montenegro
Dubai
UK

[Anonymous No.51546295]

>Switzerland
Difficult to get too and expensive to live in
>Madeira
moortuguese brownoids everywhere
>cyprus
arab brownoids everywhere
>SEA
rice eyed brownoids everywhere

[Anonymous No.51546299]

Why not the US?

[Anonymous No.51546336]

>>51546150

Move to Australia so you quickly realize how fucking good you had it in Germany.

[Anonymous No.51546421]

>>51546150
If you don't earn enough to live in Switzerland you are fucking filth and deserve to rot together with wherever you live.
We don't want your fucking poor people stink shitting up our valleys.

[Anonymous No.51546470]

Move to the UK. Its fucking paradise here I dont care what the shills say as long as you're in a 95% white county like North Yorkshire.

[Anonymous No.51546483]

>>51546421
*imports hundreds of thousands balkanoids*

[Anonymous No.51546497]

>>51546470
Ey up lad, fancy a mug'o tee 'n' a chip butti'?

[Anonymous No.51546505]

>>51546497
Just had a cuppa thanks pal be ready for another brew in half an hour or so.

[Anonymous No.51546509]

>>51546278
-Montenegro
Too much Serb/Russian political influence, corruption everywhere. Stay the fuk out of balkans, its a ticking time bomb.
Much better of in SEA and making a perm move to an anglosphere place like Aus,NZ or UK.

[Anonymous No.51546516]

>>51546150

[Anonymous No.51546549]

>>51546509
>leave Germany
>go to uk
Explain to me the difference between these two identical globohomo countries. Please. What am I missing that leaving one hellhole for identical copy makes sense.
>inb4 actuall they’re not in eu and their tax is 2% less for nigger

[Anonymous No.51546560]

>>51546516
How many of those Australians were born in China and got citizenship for buying a property?

[Anonymous No.51546565]

>>51546150
If you just stay put you'll be moved to Russia within 20 years due to the globe shaped Earth's rotation beneath you. Cyrillic passports and everything. Science is amazing.

[Anonymous No.51546617]

>>51546549
Depends on your circumstances. UK is pretty dece if you're upper middle class and can afford to live somewhere wealthy.

[Anonymous No.51546631]

>>51546150
Surely the grass is greener on the other side, Hans-Jochen

[Anonymous No.51546660]

>>51546516

He's coming from Germany, retard.

Germany has some of the strongest rental laws in the world. He isn't going to cope moving to Australia where renting one bedroom costs $1200 per week and you are at the complete whim of the land lord.

Even more insidious is the idea that OP should take out a $1.2 million dollar loan to purchase boomer real estate bags so that he too can be a "wealthy" Australian.

Stop reading the Financial Review. It is quite literally the propaganda wing of the business council of Australia.

[Anonymous No.51546671]

>>51546617
Isn’t it the case in Germany as well though? Unless it’s illegal for Germans to have rich neighborhoods.

[Anonymous No.51546712]

>>51546671
No, of course it is the same, this whole thread is full of grass is greener retards that never left their city shithole, let alone lived in another country

[Anonymous No.51546715]

>>51546671
Yes, Germany has some great areas to live in. I'm guessing OP is just some city dweller that hasn't seen much of the better corners of Germany. I know I'm not moving from here any time soon. Usually if you live a shitty live in Germany, you'll have a way worse experience everywhere else, unless your bad experiences are tied to being surrounded by family etc. in which case he could just move to another place in Germany.

[Anonymous No.51546748]

>>51546150
come to australia if youre a adolf hitler supporter, otherwise stay the fuck away

[Anonymous No.51546777]

bernd here too
crete is nice this time of the year
or SA/SEA!

[Anonymous No.51546784]

>>51546712
To add on it, the typical grass is greener hans complains about germanys high taxes like this retard
>>51546150 little do they know, half of europe has higher taxes, including their neighbor austria, they want to live in a southern country but think they make as much as in germany, have fun making 20k€ in italy or greece, atleast you will pay less taxes right? Fucking retards that can only complain

[Anonymous No.51546785]

>>51546660

You can rent out 2 bedroom apartments near the beach for less than $600 a week what are you smoking?

I rent out my 3 bedroom apartment in Bondi for $900 a week..

You can BUY 4 bedroom homes near the beach on the central coast for under $900k.. Hell you can get a 3 bedder for under 800k.

Wfh and occasionally go to the city (1hr drive) when you need to?

How retarded are you?

[Anonymous No.51546836]

>>51546785
thats a bargain mate...

[Anonymous No.51546870]

>>51546715
What are the best regions to live in Germany. I’m talking small to mid sized towns, 95%+ white

[Anonymous No.51546879]

>>51546748
>coke to Australia for nazi experience
>you get to be the jew this time around

[Anonymous No.51546935]

>>51546785
Everything that you have mentioned costs 75% less in Germany and your homes are usually far below our minimum quality standards.

[Anonymous No.51546953]

>>51546870
>95%+ white
Anon, I…

[Anonymous No.51547009]

>>51546870
Germany is 90% Turkish 5% Afghan and 5% German.

[Anonymous No.51547034]

>>51546953
oh..

[Anonymous No.51547376]

>>51546870
Mecklenburgische Seenplatte

https://www.immobilienscout24.de/Suche/radius/haus-kaufen?centerofsearchaddress=Mecklenburgische+Seenplatte+%28Kreis%29%3B%3B%3B%3B%3BWaren+%28M%C3%BCritz%29&geocoordinates=53.48179%3B12.69166%3B50.0&sorting=4&enteredFrom=result_list

[Anonymous No.51547400]

>>51546935

Well we don't need to build our homes to snow standard because it never fucking snows for 99.99% of the country and it's otherwise usually above 17 degrees celcius on average year round.

[Anonymous No.51548966]

>>51546150
Countries I most want to collapse the hardest
>USA/Israel
>Germany
>UK
>France
t. Bong

[Anonymous No.51548992]

>>51546785
This is a joke, right?

[Anonymous No.51549011]

>>51548966
>t. Bong
Gott strafe England

[Anonymous No.51549101]

>>51546150
I will have to say it time and time again. Kein anderes Land will deinen fetten, schwitzigen Arsch haben. Wie kommst du auf die Idee, dass andere Länder scharf darauf sind, dass DU in ihr Land auswanderst. Du bist dann der Schlauchbootflüchtling, Glückwunsch.

[Anonymous No.51550343]

>>51546150
Do what your ancestors did, and come to America.

[Anonymous No.51550482]

>>51550343

why would they do that? germany will never reach the shithole levels of a third world country like the united states, no matter what they do

[Anonymous No.51550615]

I'm moving in to Germany with my German gf next month, how fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.51550639]

>>51550615
I know people are going to love me for this lol but don't do it. I'm really serious do not move to Germany. This whole thing is unravelling and it's likely many countries will dump into the USA before that eventually goes too. It might only be a lag of a few years but it will really make all the difference.

[Anonymous No.51550662]

>>51546470
> yorkshire
Bismillah yorkshire is the most beautiful land under Allah's blessed eye. As-salamu alaykum.

[Anonymous No.51550728]

fellow kraut here
Germany sucks but everywhere else sucks too
the only countries I would consider is America because I work remote for a US company anyway
maybe spain because they got semi-legal weed

[Anonymous No.51550769]

>>51550615
>I'm moving in to Germany with my German gf next month, how fucked am I?
bro Im not even larpign youre pretty fucked if youre looking for an apartment right now, you will get raped on electricity and gas prices. I hate my apartment and want to move out but I dont dare to move right now because I got old contracts. Ive seen people promote electricity prices that are 50% over what I pay and they try to paint it as a great deal.

[Anonymous No.51550855]

Everything except the US is becoming poorer and poorer.
The EU and local politicians doom most of European countries to become third world shitholes.

[Anonymous No.51550920]

>>51550482
Kek, you cucks will assrape your own mother if the government tells you to.

[Anonymous No.51551016]

>>51550920
>Kek, you cucks will assrape your own mother if the government tells you to.
this is unironically true. yuros can cope as much as they want, but during the memedemic my US-based teammates were going to disneyland while I wasnt allowed to leave my house after 10pm. germans are obedient bootlickers and Im terrified of another psyop like this. people here are just so gullible and go along with every bullshit the gov tells them it sickens me.

[Anonymous No.51551053]

>>51550769
Can't the government do something? That's fucked up. My gf is 19 and still lives with her parents. They're letting me stay with them until we find an apartment but it's looking grim bros.

[Anonymous No.51551158]

>>51551053
>Can't the government do something?
you mean the government that caused this energy crisis to begin with?
the government that says they dont care what their voters want, they will never open NS2 or power up nuclear plants?
the government that just bailed out Uniper and wants to slap every home owner with an added gas surcharge to pay for it? on top of the already exploding energy prices?
bro I dont think you know what youre getting yourself into here, this country is completely fucked right now. our top politicians are literally going on TV telling everybody they will be poor and its gonna be horrible but thats just the price you have to pay for democracy.

[Anonymous No.51551242]

>>51546870
München, roaches don't like the cold

[Anonymous No.51551280]

>>51551053
>Can't the government do something?
Wow
I'm being dead serious here; if you expect the government to fix your problems, and maintain this paradigm going forward, you are going to have a very, very difficult life.
It is NOT too late. MOST people believe that there is some kind of magical 'government' or 'they' that will take care of them regardless of their personal contribution to that system, and the reality is that is not true.
We are running out of time, but it's not too late to learn to be responsible for your own survival. If you do that now while it is cheap, later when it is very expensive for others to learn this responsibility, you will have done the work already.

[Anonymous No.51551524]

>We are running out of time, but it's not too late to learn to be responsible for your own survival. If you do that now while it is cheap, later when it is very expensive for others to learn this responsibility, you will have done the work already.
this is important. the warning signs have been there for years and somehow we still have some sort of window but youd be foolish to assume itll always be as easy as it is now to leave.
in the uk here, feeling the same urge to abandon ship, considering brazil or mexico

[Anonymous No.51551685]

>>51546336
Is this real my wyxy?

[Anonymous No.51551778]

>>51546150
>>switzerland

70% of CH gas supplies is importes from Germany

>>USA

10/10. Alaska and BC are top tier

[Anonymous No.51551811]

>>51546224
top kurwa comment but your country will be nuclear bettleground since neither the US nor Russia or China will be willing to have a hot war on their own territory.

[Anonymous No.51551827]

>>51546278
Seconding Montenegro, Kotor Herceg Novi or Tivat. You need about 500k for the golden visa tho. Croatia if you are 1mil+ would be a good choice also ..However getting rich from real estate investment in Montenegro is a guarantee however in the next 10 years

[Anonymous No.51551843]

>>51547009
Ok Iwan

[Anonymous No.51551861]

>>51550615
>how fucked am I
Not fucked at all. Retarded children that don't even have their own place are complaining about gas and electric prices as if it's only an issue in Germany and other countries aren't having their own post-pandemic / Ukraine-war struggles. You won't be any more or less fucked than in other countries. Germany is still a solid country with good values and people.

[Anonymous No.51551868]

>>51547376
Isch werde nischt das Shit klicken, alla

[Anonymous No.51551881]

>>51551158
>>51551280
Be honest: When is the last time you took your meds?

[Anonymous No.51551885]

>>51548966
>>"t.bong"

your master witch is dead, niggling

[Anonymous No.51551943]

>>51551827
why real estate ? lots of building going on ? how is the quality compared to ©hina ? More dead workers than in Manhattan ?

[Anonymous No.51551966]

>>51551861
>>51551881
>hurr durr its gonna be fine
this is exactly the german boomer attitude that got us into this mess
my electricity right now is 31ct per kw/h
at media markt the other day they were running a promo for 45ct for new contracts, thats a 50% increase. and they were peddling it as a great deal
Ive heard from people in the area their gas bill went up 5X and thats before they get slapped with the gasumlage
but sure its nothing to worry about, wir schaffen das, das beste deutschland aller zeiten

[Anonymous No.51552041]

>>51551861
True, until RU and USA start fighting in Europe. But yes, you are right. On a macroeconomic level, wouldn't the ukraine war be a topping on top of the corona hystery crisis ? Is it thinkable that it could (contrary to the common instict of the traders and corporations) serve as a catalyst to a more larger bullrun ?

[Anonymous No.51552049]

>>51551966
It's kWh, not kW/h. Kilowatts are a unit of power, which is already energy/time. Multiply again by time to get a unit of energy.

[Anonymous No.51552063]

>>51551966
schland,oida

[Anonymous No.51552082]

>>51552049
go away now.

[Anonymous No.51552236]

get residence in eastern europe or balkans for low taxes and stable banking
then buy thai elite visa and fuck off

[Anonymous No.51552355]

>>51552236
>>t.pedo

[Anonymous No.51553121]

>>51547376
Was zum fick, ist da eine Atombombe eingeschlagen oder warum sieht der Ort so aus wie die Geisterstadt aus MW1?

[Anonymous No.51553157]

>>51548966
let Israel collapse and the West will return to prosperity. The parasites sit in every Western country, humanity had one chance 80 years ago and they fucked it up

[Anonymous No.51555275]

>>51546150
You should consider moving to Argentinia.
There are ~300k german speaking people living over there because of historical reasons