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51542403 No.51542403 [Reply] [Original]

Three out of five burger normies say we are in a recession. Since burger normies are idiots, this means one of two things:

1) No recession, nothing to worry about. Just a temporary setback before the market heats up again.

2) We're fucked so much worse than just a normal recession. We're approaching a full on on global economic crisis and once-in-a-century depression that will take over a decade for us to begin to crawl out of.

What do we think, boys?

>> No.51542432

>>51542403
It’s not a recession. There are a few key requirements to define a recession and they haven’t been met yet no matter how many times some right wing talking head quotes muh two quarter gdp stats. Economics - like people - are diverse and complex.

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51542611

>>51542432
wtf are you on about

>> No.51543805

yea man
i mean so what that prices for goods are up 100-300% and sales for small businesses are down while rent and energy keeps skyrocketing we are all fine as long as faggots like >>51542432
still are able to get they niggercum infused søy latte for under 15 bucks

>> No.51543849

number might go up or it might go down, who knows

>> No.51543863
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51543863

>>51542403

1) and 2)

>> No.51543866

>>51542403
nah it's just the 70's again but way gayer and uglier

>> No.51543877

How can anyone think were not in a recession, call it setback, recession, downturn whatever but its blatant the economy is in the shits

Politicians are just afraid of the r word nothing more

>> No.51544572

>>51543877
Thanks for the hot take, burger normie.

>> No.51544671

>>51542403
>We're approaching a full on on global economic crisis
Where have you been since 2019, anon?

>> No.51544704

>>51543877
Everyone I know is going on vacation and blowing money. That's not a recession

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51544773

>>51542403
>since they're retarded i'll be either a contrarian retard or believe in a worse scenario than what they believe
I think you're mentally handicapped.

>> No.51545012

Norms have access to a lot more information about the markets than you think. Some of them are already saying what you are saying. You don't have to be smart to realize that nobody actually knows what's going to happen. There is no countertrading a majority when everyone knows everything already, as convenient as that would have been if it were true.

>> No.51546174

>>51542403
It's not a recession, it's Capitalism final crisis. But whatever, most will disagree only because it's Karl Marx who said this the first.

>> No.51548711

>>51542432
numbers have been cooked for a long time.

A nation is its culture, modern American culture has cancer and its metasticized.