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Is anyone even hiring right now?

>> No.51539011

>>51538995
I could use a handie.

>> No.51539047

>>51538995
The parcel distribution center I work in is always hiring

>> No.51539079

>>51538995
Nope, hence recession
sorry vibecession

>> No.51539098

>>51538995
no

>> No.51539112

I just got a call from a recruiter after my post on LinkedIn from 8 months ago was noticed

>> No.51539121

>>51538995
They say they are but they really aren't. Kinda weird desu senpai

>> No.51539341

>>51538995
It’s a numbers game
You just need to apply to as many as you can
Keep your head up anon

>> No.51539356

Just put in my two weeks, you can fill my position. It's electrical/construction, so first things first you're gonna need kneepads

>> No.51539360

>>51539341
Playing slots is also a numbers game.

>> No.51539394

>>51538995
Learn to code and make your own company

>> No.51539402

>>51538995
My work hired 6 people over the last 3 weeks. No jobs is a farce.

>> No.51539429

>>51539360
And? This is not slots

>> No.51539564

>>51538995
Yes! Things are better than ever! Prices are going up because there is just WAY too much opportunity out there. We need to raise interest rates to actually try to control how great things are haha. It's incredible how great things are right now. The only things we need to worry about are Putin and his war of aggression in the Ukraine and the issues created by Donald Trump such as making abortion illegal and other erosions of our civil liberties. But besides that, things are great. If you aren't participating in the prosperity it's because you're a lazy white male or an oppressed BIPOC.

>> No.51539774

yes, MATIC is hiring people from all around the world since its having an insane growth, and the perfect example is a 4x growth in dapps this year only, powering over 37k dapps

>> No.51539818
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>>51539079
susscession

>> No.51540600

>>51539402
America is a completely collapsed nation and we are in a deep recession.
>>51539341
>careers should be random chance

>> No.51540608

>>51538995
yes, tech companies are thirsty for people who aren't tards

>> No.51540632

Some industries still need people.
I am in the Canadian prairies.
Work for an engineering firm in the agriculture industry.
We are busier than ever, and very short-staffed.

>> No.51540643

>>51538995
hospitals are desperate but you have to be injected with good goy juice

>> No.51540693

>>51538995
Ahhh jeeez dude, 20 bucks an hour?
You know, im in these bills now, hard to get investors.
How about uhhhhh, unpaid internship? that's all i got bro, i can give you that at this moment.

>> No.51540808

>>51539429
yeah, its worse than slots

>> No.51540845

>>51540632
are you guys looking for automation technicians?

>> No.51540905

>>51539564
Kek
>>51540600
It's not about how it ought to be, it's just how it is. Apply to everything. If it's humans looking at the application, they may say something like "well this doesn't qualify for the posted position, but ____ is leaving soon and needs a replacement"

>> No.51540927

I work as a CNC machinst and literally we can't find anybody

It's gotten to the point to where we're paying contractors to work the positions we can't fill. They're making probably $38/42 an hour.

>> No.51540954

>>51538995
I've had 2 major manufacturers reach out to me on linkedin and my company email in the last couple months.
I asked about compensation tho, and their response ignored my question

>> No.51541067

I work as a technical support agent and I don't know if we need more people or no I never talk with my manager neither my coworkers

I spend the day fixing some issues with customers, some are nice, some are annoying, 100% WFH I can go to the gym during my shift

life is good

>> No.51541107

>>51541067
Salary?

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>>51539564
H...heh

>> No.51541155

>>51541107
1500 euros net per month
I live in Bulgaria
so +50% than the average salary in the capital city
I'm learning JS and Apex to become a Salesforce Dev

>> No.51541231

I just got an electrician apprenticeship position with my local utility, starting 36/hr

>> No.51541260

>>51539564
i am wheezing

>> No.51541267

>>51541231
Did you know a guy?

>> No.51541283

Honestly who cares about these people. Take a few years off and then wait for when they are looking for people again.

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>>51539564

>> No.51541331
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Yep. Dollar General and McDonald's right up the road. Starts at $11 an hour too. Better hit those applications fren. Make sure to use black or blue ink too!

>> No.51541390

>>51538995
They are, you just need
>phd in quantum fry mechanics
>7 years experience
And they will happily hire you to run the fryer

>> No.51541656

>>51541267
No, it took me two years and three interviews/attempts

>> No.51542065

>>51540927
Machining pays dog shit. You sound like a recruiter

>> No.51542243

>>51541656
Tried getting into a steel union once. Lady running the desk acted like I slapped her child when I said I didnt want to wait 6 months to hear back

>> No.51542255

My team has had 2 senior and 1 lead position open for close to six months. I've been on at least a dozen interview panels and gone through many more resumes. There simply aren't that many good engineers.

>> No.51542475

can somebody on here get me a job

>> No.51542505

>>51542255
>T. HR roastie

>> No.51542704

>>51538995
nowadays I just send out cvs all day and then check what's new on dextool
literally starting to feel like a job

>> No.51542754

>>51539341
Literally a contacts game.

After looking for jobs globally (including my native land) via internet for two years with no success, I just had to come back to my hometown, make two phonecalls and bang I start October first on a agTech startup.

I did have a few interviews and processes in the way, so the number games still may bring you success.

Automate part of the process.

>> No.51543356

>>51538995
I am hiring.. your mother… for sex

>> No.51543519

>>51542255
this is true. we've been trying to hire like crazy but struggle to get good people

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>>51538995

Do you want to Super Size that?

>> No.51543569

>>51543519
Brother, you wouldn't believe some of the shit I've had to deal with. At this point it'd probably be easier to hire some kid out of school and train them for a few years into a senior. There are people with decades of experience but who haven't learned anything in the past decade. Never used a load balancer, or a firewall, or a container. Don't know what DNS is. Can't debug their way out of a box. Who deploy shit straight into Production with no testing or communication to anyone. Who paid hundreds of dollars for AWS certs and cite terminology but don't understand WHY we'd use those tools in the first place. It's a nightmare. We've given raises to at least 10% of the company just to keep them from leaving because hiring is that bad right now.
Personally, I've been getting FAANG recruitment emails every week for the past three months, so I know it's not just us.

>> No.51543593

>>51538995
>Is anyone even hiring right now?
>hiring
LOL dude have you seen what the AI can do?
it can write, program, draw, make choices
the AI is less NPC than most of wageslaves

>> No.51543656

>>51542754
People are retards. They don't get most bosses are traditional 'word on the street' boomers. If you show up at their door and tell them "hey I'm here to apply for a job" you immediately have X100 chance to be hired.

>> No.51543682

>>51543569
I'm constantly telling my more senior coworkers that we need to stop hiring middle managers and get more grunt engineers for the churn work. and sometimes that we need to pay indians from fiverr.com to do this task.
I work on hardware in a tech-dense region and I have to go to specific contractors who I know can solder my work because we can't find anyone qualified to hire

>> No.51543835

Try Web3 development jobs. They pay a shitload
if you dont know anything about Web3 you can easily learn for free
Some crypto organizations like Bitdao even collaborated with high end colleges like Harvard and MIT to give out free Web3 courses through EduDAO

>> No.51544112

>>51538995
not anymore. they can't hire wagies to work $15/hr but still have to pay them $15/hr, meaning they'll lay off half their staff and basically if you're still working, you'll be performing double duty at work, so that $15/hr means you're really making $7.50/hr working 2 jobs at once like a dog slave

>> No.51544203

>>51538995
no

>> No.51544243

public accounting is always there for you

>> No.51544256

>>51538995
Yes, there is currently a shortage of cattle. The job market is finally going back to normal after 14 years of being dystopia tier, but the people in charge don't want to accept that so there cry about a "labor shortage" when really the only thing happening is things going back to normal.

>> No.51544258

The Russian military

>> No.51544414

>>51538995
Bro I literally walked into a stair manufacturer in indiana yesterday and mumbled like a retard and got the job
I just finished my first shift like a minute ago.

>> No.51544419

>>51539112
About a month ago I finally got a call from a bank I applied to about a month and a half before that; they asked me if I was still interested and then three weeks yesterday I did a 2 on 1 video interview with two local branch managers that seemed to go REALLY well. One of the branch managers even asked me what my salary expectations are and I gave a very reasonable response.

Now I've heard nothing from anyone there. I sent out two emails a week apart to follow up: no reply, nothing. Even during the interview they were saying that they're really looking for more people, but I think I've just been straight up ghosted. I've interviewed a bunch of places (mostly low level stuff, not to be the CEO of Amazon or anything) and all I hear is that everyone is desperate for employees, but I either get no replies or ghosted lmao.

>> No.51544471

>>51539402
fuck off kike

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>>51539112
I started my new job 2 months ago. I'm still getting first communication emails from jobs I applied for 3-10 months ago. If they include a calendar invite for an interview time I select one and ghost them. Wasting some of their time is the least I can do after they took long enough for a baby to be born to get back to me, especially since half of them tagged their job as urgently hiring. Fuck every HR roastie and middle manager boomer whining about how nobody wants to work and they can't find any good employees.

>> No.51544732

>>51542505
>t.newfag.

>> No.51544743

>>51543531
It's supposed to be "bros" not "bro's".

>> No.51544991

>>51544743
There is an argument to be made that bro's is also correct, if they are using the apostrophe as a placeholder for "ther." Apostrophes are often used when words are shortened, such as:
>li'l
>'em
>'allo guv'na

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>>51538995
I'm not sure but I guess Utrust was hiring a few days back. It's one of the well recognized crypto payment gateway with more than 10k merchants desu.

>> No.51545367

>>51538995
I got three final offers this month. I notice that time of the month is very important for closing the deal cause they like to hire on day 1 of the month, this is in Lisbon. I'd say I applied for 15. And got rejected out of 4 and the others didn't answer or are being very slow in their process.
I applied for like 30 in Zürich and got rejected by all, except UBS. Still we're only at the first meeting.
Keep trying faggot

>> No.51545371

You dipshits fucked up by not getting your CDL.

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>>51544684
you should waste more of their time by being a retard intead of a noshow. like send a request to do the interview by videochat, if they deny then whatever just ghost them but if they accept then just do a casual video chat while you are playing video games or preoccupied at work. when they start the interview with questions answer a couple casually then ask them to hang on while you do some shit like talk to a coworker or brew some coffee or microwave some popcorn, just string them along and waste as much time as possible. it might even backfire and you end up with a $250,000/yr managerial position offer

>> No.51545476

>>51539818
bussession

>> No.51545495

Sell your body to have experimental drugs tested on you. You can easily make ~$5000-$7500 a month

>> No.51546029

>>51545251
Anon I have used utrust to buy my phone. And I got a cash back too.

>> No.51546052

>>51538995
Yes, if you are not white.

>> No.51546070

>>51546052
I cam to know even Binance is hiring atm. You can check many crypto projects they are all hiring. For now I'm not working for anyone planning to partner up with utrust to accept crypto payments for my textile business

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>>51546070
He fell for the "we're still hiring" meme

>> No.51546247

>>51546084
Kek. Maybe but tye annon is planning to integrate crypto payments which is really nice. I see the adoption is getting better desu. And I'm a user by myself.

>> No.51547525

>>51538995
Yeah me. $17/hr to answer a phone