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>> No.51537898
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51537898

75 bps

>> No.51537920

Baggie ropes tomorrow. Has to happen. All bulls get teh rope.

>> No.51537925

>>51537907
True, only someone working in Goldman Sachs would know such things, and I certainly am not

>> No.51537931
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>>51537898
100 beps

>> No.51537934

is a 10k dollar massage chair worth it? also where can i find a hot, moldable piece of ass? Thank you for your assistance with this financial market research

>> No.51537939

>>51537931
Bepis?

>> No.51537948

75 bps confirmed tomorrow and the meltup starts until the midterms

>> No.51537951
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>>51537931
0 bps

>> No.51537957
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>>51537948
>7 week market coom
Oh yeah it's all coming together.

>> No.51537961

>>51537934
I'm thinking about getting one for my gf. But some bull on the other thread reminded me that spending was at the bottom. Does that mean I shouldn't get it? Tank the whole market with me? That's right. Filthy consumers and coomers like me are the ones who truly control the economy. Wanna know what happens next?

>> No.51537963

>>51537948
Putin says he's going total war tonight them powell hikes 125

>> No.51537971
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51537971

More money.

>> No.51537980

>>51537934
Why do you need mold in your rubber ass?

>> No.51537983
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>>51537920
baggie is short retard. How would bulls also get the rope? Don't hide, just buy

>> No.51537998

>>51537961
is the chair gonna make her cum harder than you can? be careful anon, women fall in love with whatever makes them cum. Even if it's just once. wtf else would make it worth 10k

>> No.51538004
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51538004

Are we getting heemed or redeemed tomorrow?

>> No.51538005
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>>51537939
nah i don't f w $BEP i'm talkin bout the bips the boimps

>> No.51538006

>>51537963
Nah he will be crying again on TV that USA can print money and get away with it like he did during Shangai Cooperation Org conference. He is pathetic. I think Powell should start QE 5 just to spit in the face of this KGB bot.

>> No.51538012

>>51537983
baggie doesn't know what he is. He's having a gender identity crisis and will undergo gender AFFIRMATION surgery in Bangkok when the market POOOOOOOMPS.

I'm the mindless consoooomer dictating the market right now. Powell is at mercy. Now, do I get the massage chair, or do I crash the market?

>> No.51538025
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51538025

1000 bepis

>> No.51538027
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>>51538012
Get rectal reconstruction

>> No.51538028
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>>51538004
NO MA'AM DO NOT REDEEM! BASTARD BLOODY BENCHOD WHORE!

>> No.51538029

>>51537868
How do I get a girl like that?

>> No.51538037
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>>51538004
Yes.

>> No.51538036

>>51537998
well, it gives foot massages and she's always begging me for back and foot rubs (which I'm not doing), so I take her to have some Asian give her a happy ending. It becomes pretty pricey so I figure the chair might be an adequate substitute. Then again, bulls are telling me that consooooomerism is at an all time low, so maybe I start shopping at Costco and fuck them out of existence.

>> No.51538040

>>51538029
Money, looks, or power, some chick's require all 3

>> No.51538041
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>Putin says he's officially declaring war on Ukraine
>JPow raises rates by 100bps

>> No.51538043

>>51538004
you will be behooved.

>> No.51538061

>>51538041
circuit breakems

alternatively:
>Putin says special operation is complete, secured Donbas and Odessa
>JPow hikes 50bps

>> No.51538066

>>51538040
i have money and i can definitely overpower that ho, where do i find her?

>> No.51538067
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>>51538041
175bps, soon to be announced after Putin mobilizes

>> No.51538082

>its 50 bps
https://youtu.be/RMvK6loFE6g

>> No.51538084

>>51537963
Cucktin ain’t gonna do shit

>> No.51538089

>>51537868
how can i profit off of the tranny industry? Not even trolling, they have to be making BANK Off this shit

>> No.51538092
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51538092

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji1gLZPeVpU

>> No.51538106

>>51538027
also, did something finally happen with the Russia vs. Ukraine Jew thing? I dare not look at /pol/ because it'll be some retarded, "WWIII, IT'S HAPPOOOOONNNING" general shit.

>> No.51538109

What is your SAVA average?

>> No.51538125

I’m going balls deep into $NANC and $KRUZ once they’re listed.

>> No.51538129

>>51538092
>dumpitdumpitdumpit

>> No.51538133

>>51538089
tell all the girls you know that you'll cut off their tits for 5k a person. That's substantially cheaper than a surgeon. Make sure you do a good job and you'll get referalls. Maybe offer free coathanger abortions as a loss leader

>> No.51538135

>>51538109
$18, but I already sold.

>> No.51538143
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>>51538106
no clue, I ignore all news unless its financial related. Russia ww3, nuclear holocaust has been priced in. Europoor energy crisis is priced in as well.

>> No.51538149
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it's over

>> No.51538148
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>>51538129
>DUMPITDUMPITDUMPIT>>51538082

>> No.51538159

the jews are saying that a 100 bps would "depress" the markets...is that going to be the nail that drives in the next Great Depression?

>> No.51538166

>>51538149
What did he write the first time that he had to un-write?

>> No.51538170

>>51537770
core CPI
>expectation: +0.3% MoM
>actual: +0.6% MoM
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/core-cpi-56
the market is expecting the dot plots for 2023, 2024, 2025 to indicate reversal and a cutting of rates
different Fed governors / presidents have given indication recently that they think interest rates should / will need to be higher for longer, some of them in a dramatic reversal of stance
https://archive .ph/CA24y
>“The ‘dot plot’ will show a higher terminal rate in 2023. We think it will go up to around 4.2%, compared with 3.8% in the June SEP. Also, the decline in 2024 in rates wouldn’t be as steep as in the June SEP. It might show a decrease to around 3.8-4% in 2024, compared with 3.4% in June SEP.”
(expectation for dot plot changes)
market will not like the terminal rate moving up, nor the decline not being as steep
every forward guidance thus far has been to create expectations of being serious on inflation; I don't see them easing up in the dot plots for 2023-2025 or they risk destroying (any remaining) credibility in their serious fight against inflation
balance sheet run off + the potential sale mortgage backed securities Q2 2023 is also on the table
https://archive .ph/6fWNY

>> No.51538171

>>51538159
Shemitah is ending

>> No.51538190

>>51538170
there's also an element of the fed trying to tell jews "hey knock it off or we're gonna have to keep raising rates" to keep the market tame

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>>51538171

>> No.51538201
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Wait so now you bulls believe that once shemitah ends.Everything will be go up for no reason?

>> No.51538202

>>51538135
Did you at least sell the top of today?

>> No.51538203

>>51538037
can't imagine how old he's going to look in a couple years. i gotta go see how he looked before he was chair of the fed

>> No.51538207
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I say 50 bps

>> No.51538212

>>51538170
so 50bps confirmed

>> No.51538222

Got a tarot card reading. I got “message from the dead: loss of wealth and the robin is leaving the nest” or something. Probably nothing right?

>> No.51538225
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>>51538212
>>51538207
Fiddymind.

>> No.51538226

>>51538170
uh-oh, someone wasn't watching the speech made by the President.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_udMtildDo

Inflation is in reversal and USA will now defeat it completely by printing more money. USD got only stronger since this was announced. You know why? Because USD is the best currency in the world. Eurockucks currency will be good for maintaning fire in the fireplace this year and nothing more.

>> No.51538239

>>51537961
>the ones who truly control the economy.
That's like saying the slaves control the plantation or the puppets control the strings. Ngmi

>> No.51538246
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>>51538226
based modern monetary theory

>> No.51538248
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Shalom, I bring Hebrew secrets.

September is the worst month for stocks. September 26th to the 30th is the worst week for stocks. September 26th is the end of SHEMITAH.

>2000-2001 Year of Shemitah - 9/11. Markets open on final day of Shemitah, September 17; stock market falls 700 points.
>2007-2008 Year of Shemitah - On the last day of The Shemitah Tear, September 29, the stock market drops a record 777 points

SELL ROSH HASHANAH( Sept 25th-27th), BUY YOM KIPPUR(Oct 4th-5th)

>> No.51538256
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>>51538166

>> No.51538266

>>51538246
Yep, your currency doesn't have to be good, it just has to be stronger than others. It also helps when countries around the world are forced to use your currency to trade commodities and funds around the world buy your bonds to put them into retirement funds baskets of your consumers. USD can't stop winning.

>> No.51538274
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25 bepis hike and putin cancels the special operation

>> No.51538288

>>51538256
Thanks, I'm glad someone appreciated it. I'm down hard with a weird cold right now... and I used all of my remaining mental energy on that post

>> No.51538290

>>51538202
Yeah. Perhaps I'm early but I'm always content to sell a quick double.

>> No.51538292
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51538292

IT MUST BE 50 BPS!!

>> No.51538293

tomorrow powell will announce NEGATIVE interest rates.

>> No.51538300
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>>51538274
They spoke of the green candles for generations.

>> No.51538310

is soxl ever going to hit 20 again

>> No.51538320
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51538320

>175 bepis hike
>putin announces full mobilization
>iran nukes israel
>china invades taiwan

>> No.51538323

>>51538310
2 weeks fren

>> No.51538331

>>51538288
I did like it but I have a shit sense of humor, don't get too cocky. In any case, get well bro

>> No.51538337
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51538337

Enough about bepis say something nice about your female broker SEC ombudsman

>> No.51538340
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>>51538310
They didn't tell you ?

>> No.51538344

>>51538288
>>51538331
why dont you two faggots go get a room.

>> No.51538352
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51538352

You're shorting everything,right?

>> No.51538356

>>51538344
Because then he'd get my cold and I'd feel worse for sharing it

>> No.51538372

>>51538352
Short lennar, long everything else.

>> No.51538389

>>51538352
ya know I have noticed that cereal has been perpetually on sale for like four months now... I wonder if general mills is fucked?

>> No.51538392
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I was shitposting yesterday about a cock and balls formation and it actually happened. is this the power of TA?

>> No.51538403
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Sirs do kindly buy Microsoft stock. Windows 12 much sales and Ethereum partnership make money moon. IT bubble does not exist like Bob and vangene.

>> No.51538404

>>51538356
hold on a second, who said I have a problem with getting a weird cold? It's getting cold over here and as you may know it's gonna be heat or eat soon. And sharing is caring :*

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>>51538320

>> No.51538424

>>51538352
>Man U
Nigger what

>> No.51538431

Guys, is this the end of the world?

>> No.51538433

>>51538288
>I'm down hard with a weird cold right now
let me guess, you're vaccinated and this "cold" involves a fever, body aches, but no respiratory and you test negative for covid

>> No.51538440

>>51538431
And I feel fine.

>> No.51538447

Selling plasma. What to buy tomorrow?

>> No.51538448

>>51538440
Kek

>> No.51538449

>>51538352
So, Fed announces & we pump till thurs when after hours FedEx nukes the market again for a friday capitulation and contiuation of the bear.

>> No.51538453

>F massively down
>TSLA flat
are any of you chuds ever not wrong?

>> No.51538454
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>>51538404
>>51538433
I think I might have gotten it from feeding a wild bird. I could have a bird cold. No fever, body aches, and yes respiratory issues.

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>>51538431
>>51538440
Nothing ever happens. But if it is, some of you anons need to get a gun if you dont have one already.

>> No.51538460

>>51538440
just imagine how bad it would be if he WASN'T vaccinated!

>> No.51538470

>>51538447
Hazmat suit, bottled water, and deez nutz >>51538454
I’m guessing it could have been the sex with hiv positive minority men anon

>> No.51538474

What do you guys use for fastforward? Alcohold? LSD?

>> No.51538480
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Hello there my fellow anonymouses. Would you mind showing me what weaponry you have located in your immediate vicinity?

>> No.51538483

>>51538474
sleep

>> No.51538494

>>51538483
How do I sleep for 16h though? Life is boring outside stock market.

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>> No.51538503

>>51538454
so it could be avian flu, covid or hiv... Fuck it i'll take my chances

>> No.51538505

Is anyone else seeing this algo flipping out on EURUSD right now?

>> No.51538522
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ONE

>> No.51538529
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51538529

Nobody ever comments on my positions. Except some bullshit like
>TMV
>and TMF

>> No.51538535

>>51538522
NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

>> No.51538536

>>51538522
haha. SOXL holders. Beclowned.

>> No.51538537
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Better times, I found this in a chat thread with my friend. FeelsBadMan, will I ever make it back? FUCK IT GOING ALL IN TOMORROW

>> No.51538543

>>51538529
Why do you have tqqq and sqqq?

>> No.51538550

>>51538505
Where do you see it?

>> No.51538552
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51538552

Explain in 1 word why aren't you buying UONE, the fastest growing media company in the USA.

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>>51538529
chop chop

>> No.51538564

>>51538480
>Hello there my fellow anonymouses. Would you mind showing me what weaponry you have located in your immediate vicinity?
It barely qualifies as weaponry as it's about 2 inches long on a good day but I have a bioweapon that can shoot ~200m "bullets" in less than a minute

>> No.51538579

>>51538449
fedex was frontrunnig their earnings, they're gonna pump after posting

>> No.51538580
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>>51538522
>Fractional shares

>> No.51538582

>>51538552
Theresnofuckingvolumeonshittysmallcap

>> No.51538583

>>51538543
Simulating a cash position. It’s deleveraging. I see it like selling a call, locking in some gainz

>> No.51538585

I haven't been on /biz/ in like two months and it's the happiest I've ever been

This was a blog post. I don't intend to reply to (You)s. Goodbye.

>> No.51538589

welp, banned from /tv/ again for arguing with trannies, this is bullish for my smg shitposting

>> No.51538590

>>51538582
Which means it can't be manipulated as easily. I love low volume value stocks.

>> No.51538594

>>51538480
please no you're just asking for dick posters

>> No.51538597

>>51538583
wat

>> No.51538608

>>51538585
I took two really big shits this morning.

>> No.51538614

>>51538505
Not surprising. I think BCE is scarred shitless of tomorrow's FED announcement because 100 bps might just force Germany (and the rest of the Eurozone) out of Russian sanctions - EURUSD keeps going down the drain due to a stronger dollar and energy prices keep mounting due to higher-cost imports it will bust the entire Eurozone in 2023. Industry and production will be fucked beyond belief (ignore the freezing retarded shit - that was never the point for anyone with an IQ higher than two digits).

And no, before you consider the BCE hiking ahead of the FED the answer is that's simply not possible. Southern Europe would be bankrupt due to the levels of debt of nations like Italy, Spain and even France (they have massive private debt).

>> No.51538613

>>51538585
Strange coincidence, the threads have improved in the last 2 months also.

>> No.51538618

>>51538583
bro u are retard

>> No.51538623

>>51538590
>it can't be manipulated as easily
No, it means it is super easy to manipulate. Algos will stop out thin books then rocket the price way up. Or they'll dangle the carrot getting you to buy all the way up then slam the order book, leaving you holding the bag. Harder to hide when the forest is small.

>> No.51538630
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51538630

> DOWN down 16.0% YTD
> S&P down 19.6% YTD
> NASDAQ down 27.8% YTD
It's all so tiring.

>> No.51538631

>>51538618
Elaborate

>> No.51538636

>>51538631
trust me

>> No.51538639

>>51538583
W-wut

Just have a cash position if you want cash right?

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>>51538505
no i just watch DXY

>> No.51538647

>>51538630
DOW, not DOWN, lmao.

>> No.51538650

>>51538636
Post positions?

>> No.51538652

>>51538550
>>51538614
IBKR, it was flooding some really weird orders like mad, blatantly one algo in the order book, now it has stopped and the price is free and moving again

>> No.51538655

>>51538630
>this kills the long-only permabull

>> No.51538656
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Hmm, all my holdings averaged 90% of 1 month volume today. What does it mean???

>> No.51538671

>>51538623
the real way to get uber cucked is buying options on low volume stocks which have zero liquidity and bid-ask spreads of several dollars

>> No.51538674

dubs and SPY closes at 410 tomorrow

>> No.51538675

>>51538590
the fact that you would say this tells me everything I need to know. lmfao.
>>51538650
im sorry man but you are fucking retarded. There really is no need for elaboration.

>> No.51538684

>>51538639
I want to ride SQQQ up, take profits, put it into TQQQ

>> No.51538687

>>51538623
Only retards have stop losses on low volume stocks and deserve getting heemed in stop-loss raid. You don't daytrade stocks like this. You buy and forget about them.

>> No.51538706

>>51538675
Post positions? Why is this retarded? Gib some good reasons

>> No.51538711
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>>51538004
WE WILL GET RAPED IN THE BIPPY

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>>51538687
>Only retards

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>>51538706
you realize that they offset each other, right?

>> No.51538779

THIS THREAD IS BULLISH

ALL IN SOXL FOR JPOW PUMP

>> No.51538792

>>51538740
Positions not just some relative numbers

>> No.51538805

>>51538675
My experience with volume stocks is that when they get oversold they also get slurped very fast. If you try to manipulate them then you can expect to get fucked by people who are just waiting to add more at discount. At least in intraday, which sometimes leads to stupid volatility

>> No.51538817

How are my /biz/raelis doing today?

>> No.51538828

Has SOXL_shill posted in this general lately by any chance?

>> No.51538837

i have no puts right now and i dont feel safe

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Glad I hiked my 401k contribution amount when I got my pay hike in 2021,2022. Getting another pay bump next year. Will also do another 401k hike then. (My pension contribution also got bumped).

>> No.51538852

>>51538792
I believe that those numbers are larger than your entire account, so I think they will suffice.
>>51538805
I mean I dont know anything really about UONE besides it being memed around martin luther kang day or that popeyes holiday. maybe youre on to something. niggers do have a lot of money to spend on media dont they?

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51538856

>>51538817
feelin
>1hunned

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51538858

>>51538817
Well, thanks. How are you?

>> No.51538860

For me it's 50 bps and qqq calls

>> No.51538862

URANIUM
pay for the gibberish news letter
subscribe to the channel
CHEERS
see ya'll in the discord

>> No.51538865

>>51538837
you have until 1:59pm edt tomorrow

>> No.51538878

>>51538740
It’s 1:2 SQQQ to TQQQ. Deleveraging. Might go 2:3 so I‘ll get 1x leverage

>> No.51538890

What do we think about RUM, chudbros?

>> No.51538895

>>51538846
>Glad
Glad you avatar-post so I don't have to read your garbage.

>> No.51538903

I bought 50k worth of T-bills for 49k at this weeks auction. In 6 months they'll mature and be worth the full 50k.
Literally 1k in guaranteed profit for doing nothing.

How was your day today?

>> No.51538904

>>51538878
...why dont you just buy either qqq or psq? 1x leverage is...just buying the underlying...I feel like ive already lost IQ points in this exchange

>> No.51538909

>>51538852
The got zero debt, diverse products and government support. And also buce earnings. My bet is that if they expand to other states, then this stock might get a nice boost. But that's a big IF and it could take years.

>> No.51538926

>>51538890
3B market cap seems high for Alex jones video re-upload site.

>> No.51538929
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51538929

Why is apple the way that it is? Why won't it die?

>> No.51538930

>>51538852
It’s obviously about the POSITIONS. faggot. I was asking about your POSITIONS. Also for those relative numbers to make any sense post at least your YTD or whatever. Fucking niggers, I swear man

>> No.51538935

>>51538846
they gonna bump you up to $21/hr ?

>> No.51538939

just found out that whether I bought calls or puts today I would have been profitable (except for apple)
kind of eye opening

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51538943

Can someone explain to me why there is such a huge gap from Bid to ask?

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>>51538930
>ytd
OK.

>> No.51538954

>>51538904
You, good sir, are a pleb. Have a good day!

>> No.51538965

>>51538954
>'plebian' says the 4 figure account holder
You gonna post your YTD?

>> No.51538968

>>51538948
Still no positions. This is peak reddit

>> No.51538975

>>51538858
I'm doing well. I'm currently in my shit posting section of the day.

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>>51538968
Alright fine.

>> No.51538987

So what will Jerome "Inflation is cute and trans" Powell do tomorrow?

>> No.51538993

>>51538860
What are you gay?

>> No.51538994

>>51538890
I'm more a Bourbon kind of guy.

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51538997

>>51538987
walk the walk

>> No.51539005

so wats the game plan tomorrow and why does it involve massive buying of calls

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>>51538975
>my shit posting section of the day
Wait, you stop?

>> No.51539013

>>51538935
I'm already at over 21/hr now. Next year is still undecided. Either 6% or 12%.

>> No.51539016

>>51538440
That's great.

>> No.51539027

>>51538976
So you made this 5x with bio tech plays or what? Not bad

>> No.51539038

>>51539027
Yes, pretty much all biotech plays and TSLA calls / puts.

>> No.51539043

>>51539013
Christ just kys already

>> No.51539051

>>51539013
21 an hour was impressive in the 90s. Thats like 45/hr in todays economy

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51539060

>futures

>> No.51539065

>>51539038
Congratulations

>> No.51539076

>>51539051
You mean 21 per hour in the 90s is like 13 per hour today lol

>> No.51539078

SOXL will be $9 tomorrow

>> No.51539083

>>51539076
no, I meant 21 an hour back then equates to 45 an hour today. 21 an hour today equates to 13 an hour back then.

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51539084

>no, see, it doesn't matter what he raises it by, a properly hedged portfolio is gonna minimize your losses in times like these

>> No.51539091

>>51539078
next SOXL support at $0

>> No.51539103

>>51539065
How much did the positions actually matter to you? Just curious.

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51539107

>>51538943
Anyone know, or we just going to talk about soxl.....

>> No.51539109

>>51539051
All depends on where you live. My state 21/hr is damn good. Most places you'd be lucky to get 15 around here. Also they're doing away with the income tax. Doing it in phases. First part takes effect in January.

>> No.51539110

>>51539083
oh gotcha
>>51539078
then $30 EOY
haha that'd be crazy right?

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>>51539078
maybe after a reverse split

>> No.51539134

>>51539107
It's a $700m market cap after hours. Of course there's no liquidity, you pepega. If you really can't wait for tomorrow, throw an order in between the two values and see if someone bites.

>> No.51539135

>>51538943
>>51539107
well you see that means that sellers want more than buyers are willing to pay. So no deal. Very typical in afterhours my newfren.
>>51539109
I think we're just in different economies of scale. I live in rural texas and make roughly 100$ / hr.

>> No.51539143

>>51539051
I make 47/hr. Is that good then? Midwest flyover living as well.

>> No.51539148

>>51538106
a speech that was delayed to tomorrow. If its big you'll hear about it

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51539154

>everyone thinks that the market lives or dies on a 25 bps difference.
>As if this will dramatically change earnings and guidance for companies this quarter
>As if the markets aren't already overpriced relative to already existing real rates.

You niggers were saying that 75bps was bearish two weeks ago.

>> No.51539160

>>51538943
no liquidity so market makers can offer and ask for whatever they want because there are no players in the game keeping them honest like with SPY

>> No.51539162

>>51539143
i mean, id say thats pretty respectable for a midwestern salary.

>> No.51539163

>>51538004
You bedeem yourself

>> No.51539165

>>51539154
I thought "sex work" was a job? so it's just being a slut?

>> No.51539169

>>51539154
>You niggers were saying that 75bps was bearish two weeks ago.
It is. That's part of why the market is down since then. Those 25 bps are responsible for shifting billions of dollars.

>> No.51539174

>>51539169
>>51539154
if you havent heard the phrase
>the economy is forward looking
you're gonna have a bad time

>> No.51539180

>>51539174
Generally people say that about the market, not the economy.

>> No.51539196

>>51539180
yea I meant market, whatever, I popped some celebratory tequila. Sue me.

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>>51539134
>>51539135
>>51539160
Thanks for the information. I had no clue. Some anon was shilling this stock Sunday and it's kept going up

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>>51539134
>pepega
Get off this website right now.

>> No.51539206

>>51539196
I'll see your ass in court, bucko.

>> No.51539208

>>51539143
That's great desu. I'm trying to start my own landscaping/property management gig. I want to manage like 3 to 5 properties, set my own hours, and work for myself. I have 1 property so far. It'll be slow for now but I'm also helping my grandmother out too so I don't mind the part time work.
I want to get enough properties and income so I can pay for expenses and shit while putting money away into saving and the market when this gay market is done shitting itself.

>> No.51539215

>>51539206
I'll have you know I recently found out I am part heeb and I will not need to purchase representation. You had better cross your i's and dot your t's.

>> No.51539216

>>51539162
Thanks. It never feels like a lot, but I think I’m comparing myself to people 10-20 years older than me

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>>51538352
>You're shorting everything,right?
lol yes

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51539231

>>51539215
The judge and I go to the same synagogue. You're through.

>> No.51539247

>>51539154
Based James

>> No.51539259

>>51538248
Black monday 1987

>> No.51539271

>>51539197
anytime fren, I got fucked by this exact thing with UPRO on Friday. I decided to buy a few contracts after seeing the shilling here and I realized quickly that the UPRO options do not move like SPY, a quick $1 price change for UPRO didn't even change the bid/ask at all whereas I would have taken a quick 1-3% profit had I just continued playing SPY. Never again with no volume options chains

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>>51539223
Zim, when will it be safe to buy?

>> No.51539276

>>51539201
>vtuber

>> No.51539292

>>51539216
It is wild to think about the money that is out there for older folks. But they had a lot more time to build their wealth and may not actually be making that much more than you, theyve just accumulated more than you. Can I ask what industry you are in?

>> No.51539303

You forget though I only spend roughly $1753 a month.. So while that 21/hr may seem low to you actually I'm doing pretty sweet. That's with the current inflation shat to.

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51539309

I have an annoucement to make.

>> No.51539321

>>51539309
>I have the Zelensky gay sex tape.

>> No.51539342

I'm never going to make it.

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>>51539309
>postponed his speech to tomorrow
>right alongside the fed meeting
Imagine being a bulltard

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51539350

>>51539309
>me and my friend here have decided to ramp things up
>we tried the easy way, now we will go with the hard way
>happy shemitah

>> No.51539352

>>51539303
I make ~12k per month and my costs are about 2k including utilities and gas (electricity for my EV). I mean, i'm not hating on you, im just saying that employees at Whataburger or Buccee's around here are making about as much as you.

>> No.51539364

>>51539309
>I am retiring.... the no first nuclear strike rule

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51539365

>>51539352
>electricity for my EV

>> No.51539374

>>51539352
>12k
you any good at what you do or are you just another laarping wagie cuck?

>> No.51539377

>>51537868
100 bps. Let's move this thing along already.

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51539381

Just got a text from Jpow:
"Keep it :100 emoji: :winking emoji:"
Huh, wonder what he meant?

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>>51539365
suck it, boomer
>>51539374
I barely do anything, but I know more than anyone in the company so I am basically paid to answer internal questions. been considering getting a second 6 figga nigga job.

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>>51539381
Fake he texted me it was 150

>> No.51539400

>>51539374
Im midwest too and im at 12k gross a month. Oil though so thats not as atypical.

>> No.51539403

>>51539350
who is the dude on the right?
Dumb phoneposter

>> No.51539405

>>51539309
>it was just a prank bro

>> No.51539410

>>51539384
You work at Costco?

>> No.51539416

>>51539384
wagecuck confirmed. that's what they all say at every level of every company. ngmi

>> No.51539421

>>51539352
But do they have any sort of retirement plans? I doubt it. In my case I've got a pension, 401k, and medical to look forward to till I'm dead. All depends on where you live. I mean yeah I could've gone into the private sector and made more. But I'd be kissing the retirement benefits I've got as well as the early retirement factor goodbye.

>> No.51539433

>have a trade idea
>google it
>find a reddit post about it
>op is a pajeet

idea discarded

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51539443

>>51539403
>how dare you not recognize my egg shaped head

>> No.51539448

>>51539410
why yes, costco pays me 6 figures.
>>51539416
coping mechanism, activated
>>51539421
In my industry just 401k, stock. I dont work in an industry that typically provides those sorts of end of life benefits, thats why the pay is so good. I'm also early 30s so not necessarily a concern. I dont know about buccees n shit. Probably not. Honestly best thing is comfort at a job so if you're comfy, fuck it, it doesnt matter what some retard on 4chan says.

>> No.51539449

>>51539403
The you vill own nothing dude

>> No.51539464

>>51539448
>early 30s
>Calling anyone else a boomer

>> No.51539465

>>51539448
im just so fucking glad that retard tier faggots like this, who supposedly make 6 figs and then buy coke stocks and teslas, are mere months from pods and bugs

>> No.51539468

>>51539448
>coping mechanism
>buys expensive toys to show off at costco to compensate for his lack of freedom
huh?

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51539477

>>51539443
>>51539449
Oh,he's pretty based no wonder putin took a pic with him

>> No.51539483

>>51539465
I dont buy coke stocks. my tesla is paid off completely and so is my house. What exactly are you on about?
>>51539468
I just showed you a picture of my car and you inferred quite a lot there. Possibly some internal issues you're trying to deal with?
>>51539464
Do you know what a boomer is?

>> No.51539484

>>51539421
I feel awkward to be the one to let you know this, but your pension fund is locked in fixed income treasuries by federal mandate, and will not keep up with the coming inflation from the next decade.

>> No.51539497

>>51538536
>SOXL bagholders not knowing that they're paying Direxion salaries with their Ls indefinitely.
I'm glad I learned at a $1500 loss, not a $15000+ loss.

>> No.51539506

>>51538522
as far as soxl averages go thats not even horrible. there are some retards here bagholding from like $50

>> No.51539509

>>51539292
>Can I ask what industry you are in?
I’m an automotive engineer. I work on race car setups.

>> No.51539510

>>51539483
>Do you know what a boomer is?
I'm 27, so a boomer would be you in this instance.

>> No.51539534

>>51539510
im glad that you think 3 years is a generation anon. It kind of is, when the physical pains set in. You'll see, very soon in fact. But its worth it because you get insane amounts of college pussy.

>> No.51539549

>>51539483
While you are wage cucking tomorrow think of me who will be up at 6am with no alarm to drink weed butter coffee and read and play vidya, and then when it's time for you to hop in your car and scoot over to the costco I will be stretching in my driveway getting ready to go run 7 miles at the nature park behind my neighborhood. Think I will have some toasted goyslop eggo circles and peanut butter tomorrow while you are hopping on microsoft teams with your regional manager. Then I'll trade until noon, play some more vidya, then hit the weights and treadmill in my basement all while you are still at the warehouse wage cucking. IDC what your salary when I know your spending habits. You NEED that salary to live. You are a wage cuck, a literal slave NPC.

>> No.51539561

>>51539433
based and checked

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>>51539549

>> No.51539574

>>51539549
The costco remark was, obviously, sarcastic. Do you really think costco pays anybody who drives to the warehouse 6 figures? How retarded are you?
I'll be right here trading with you, because I really only work 4-5 hours a week.
>spending habits
you mean the 12k a month I make vs the 2k a month I spend. Wow such habits.

>> No.51539579

>>51539448
Yeah this job is comfy. They pay me to do nothing. (well half the day I do nothing). Easy work. No stress or bullshit to deal with either. If I'm reading the tea leaves properly (which maybe wrong?, I dunno) I might be getting another nice bump in a few years. See where I am now I'm as high as up on the pole as possible without getting into management (full on title and all that comes with it). Well my boss likes me and the work I do. Way things are now when he ain't there I run the show. So once he retires I might be getting the nod.

>> No.51539611

>>51538166
Nice

>> No.51539615

>>51539574
>I really only work 4-5 hours a week
depreciating human capital, cannon fodder

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51539630

When do we get back to all time highs?

>> No.51539631

>>51539615
>neet calling someone else fodder
god damn I love 4chan lmao.

>> No.51539636

>>51539579
>Yeah this job is comfy. They pay me to do nothing.
and just like 2008, you're going to be on here whining and crying when your ultra expendable position gets axed probably in the first or second round of layoffs

>> No.51539643

>>51539309
>I am retiring and emigrating to the USA

>> No.51539650

>>51539631
sounds like you have some spiritual work to do anon, I too

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>>51539636
>>51539465
I hope these posters take a second to look back on how shitty their posts are.
>>51539615
>>51539549
Really, anons. Do you not have parents?
>>51539579
Comfy job is a comfy job. Don't let the NEETs and self-deleters tell you any different.
>>51539650
ah ill get right on that.
>I know picrel is you

>> No.51539669

>>51539636
Wrong. I'm a state worker. I can't get fired. Do you know what I did in 2008? Simply went to work as normal. But I'll tell you something that did happen though; I bought my house cheap as hell during the fallout.

>> No.51539682

Hey I'm trying out this new thread format:
>>51539455
And I was wondering if I could get some feedback on it. Is there something i should add/change/drop?

>> No.51539684

>>51539661
>picrel
I have your quote saved somewhere here too...faggot...I know its you too. I'll find it shortly.

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>>51539630
2025

>> No.51539712

Fomc release when? I know the meeting starts at 1ish

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>>51539692
Try 2028-2029

>> No.51539714

>>51539682
Just to reiterate, i wanted to try making a continued thread about proper corporate valuation theories and practices where people share knowledge about valuing corporate fundamentals and business strateg/leadership, instead of talking about technical indicators or market dynamics chiefly.

>> No.51539717

>>51539712
2:00pm EST = press release
2:30pm EST = press conference

>> No.51539720

>>51538266
You're about to get fucking heemed by rubles.

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>>51539549
Thanks anon im also saving this one. I love the neet coping. It really is so funny watching you delete yourself while thinking youre winning somehow.

>> No.51539765

>>51539712
>meeting starts
lmfao you actually think they do anything? their talking points were written already.

>> No.51539783

>>51539765
So how do I get the leaked transcript like the news?

>> No.51539809

>>51539765
I mean sure, powell probably has yellen blow him to calm his nerves before he goes and says whatever they decided 4 months ago. But there is still the hookers and blow meetup

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>>51539809
>powell probably has yellen blow him

>> No.51539832

>>51539809
>powell probably has yellen blow him
I'm gonna check if there's porn of that

>> No.51539923

>>51537868
100 gbs edition

>> No.51539947

New

>>51539945
>>51539945

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>>51539947
My dude...

>> No.51540320

>>51540064
>Dude already has six b0ts ready to close thread.

>> No.51540420

>>51537951
we misinterpreted the market, actually -200 beeeps

>> No.51540528 [DELETED] 

>>51539636
>>51539669
Whoa whoa whoa, whoever this boomer is, I want you to lay off. Unless he got laid off, then I wanna know why. I'm not upreading.