/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.51537868]

Stacey Hates Jpow Edition

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>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous:

>>51535058

[Anonymous No.51537898]

75 bps

[Permabear Howard Davidowitz No.51537920]

Baggie ropes tomorrow. Has to happen. All bulls get teh rope.

[Anonymous No.51537925]

>>51537907
True, only someone working in Goldman Sachs would know such things, and I certainly am not

[Anonymous No.51537931]

>>51537898
100 beps

[Anonymous No.51537934]

is a 10k dollar massage chair worth it? also where can i find a hot, moldable piece of ass? Thank you for your assistance with this financial market research

[Anonymous No.51537939]

>>51537931
Bepis?

[Anonymous No.51537948]

75 bps confirmed tomorrow and the meltup starts until the midterms

[Anonymous No.51537951]

>>51537931
0 bps

[Anonymous No.51537957]

>>51537948
>7 week market coom
Oh yeah it's all coming together.

[Permabear Howard Davidowitz No.51537961]

>>51537934
I'm thinking about getting one for my gf. But some bull on the other thread reminded me that spending was at the bottom. Does that mean I shouldn't get it? Tank the whole market with me? That's right. Filthy consumers and coomers like me are the ones who truly control the economy. Wanna know what happens next?

[Anonymous No.51537963]

>>51537948
Putin says he's going total war tonight them powell hikes 125

[Anonymous No.51537971]

More money.

[Anonymous No.51537980]

>>51537934
Why do you need mold in your rubber ass?

[Anonymous No.51537983]

>>51537920
baggie is short retard. How would bulls also get the rope? Don't hide, just buy

[Anonymous No.51537998]

>>51537961
is the chair gonna make her cum harder than you can? be careful anon, women fall in love with whatever makes them cum. Even if it's just once. wtf else would make it worth 10k

[Anonymous No.51538004]

Are we getting heemed or redeemed tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51538005]

>>51537939
nah i don't f w $BEP i'm talkin bout the bips the boimps

[Anonymous No.51538006]

>>51537963
Nah he will be crying again on TV that USA can print money and get away with it like he did during Shangai Cooperation Org conference. He is pathetic. I think Powell should start QE 5 just to spit in the face of this KGB bot.

[Permabear Howard Davidowitz No.51538012]

>>51537983
baggie doesn't know what he is. He's having a gender identity crisis and will undergo gender AFFIRMATION surgery in Bangkok when the market POOOOOOOMPS.

I'm the mindless consoooomer dictating the market right now. Powell is at mercy. Now, do I get the massage chair, or do I crash the market?

[Anonymous No.51538025]

1000 bepis

[Anonymous No.51538027]

>>51538012
Get rectal reconstruction

[Anonymous No.51538028]

>>51538004
NO MA'AM DO NOT REDEEM! BASTARD BLOODY BENCHOD WHORE!

[Anonymous No.51538029]

>>51537868
How do I get a girl like that?

[Anonymous No.51538037]

>>51538004
Yes.

[Permabear Howard Davidowitz No.51538036]

>>51537998
well, it gives foot massages and she's always begging me for back and foot rubs (which I'm not doing), so I take her to have some Asian give her a happy ending. It becomes pretty pricey so I figure the chair might be an adequate substitute. Then again, bulls are telling me that consooooomerism is at an all time low, so maybe I start shopping at Costco and fuck them out of existence.

[Anonymous No.51538040]

>>51538029
Money, looks, or power, some chick's require all 3

[Anonymous No.51538041]

>Putin says he's officially declaring war on Ukraine
>JPow raises rates by 100bps

[Anonymous No.51538043]

>>51538004
you will be behooved.

[Anonymous No.51538061]

>>51538041
circuit breakems

alternatively:
>Putin says special operation is complete, secured Donbas and Odessa
>JPow hikes 50bps

[Anonymous No.51538066]

>>51538040
i have money and i can definitely overpower that ho, where do i find her?

[Anonymous No.51538067]

>>51538041
175bps, soon to be announced after Putin mobilizes

[Anonymous No.51538082]

>its 50 bps
https://youtu.be/RMvK6loFE6g

[Anonymous No.51538084]

>>51537963
Cucktin ain’t gonna do shit

[Anonymous No.51538089]

>>51537868
how can i profit off of the tranny industry? Not even trolling, they have to be making BANK Off this shit

[Anonymous No.51538092]

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji1gLZPeVpU

[Permabear Howard Davidowitz No.51538106]

>>51538027
also, did something finally happen with the Russia vs. Ukraine Jew thing? I dare not look at /pol/ because it'll be some retarded, "WWIII, IT'S HAPPOOOOONNNING" general shit.

[Anonymous No.51538109]

What is your SAVA average?

[Anonymous No.51538125]

I’m going balls deep into $NANC and $KRUZ once they’re listed.

[Anonymous No.51538129]

>>51538092
>dumpitdumpitdumpit

[Anonymous No.51538133]

>>51538089
tell all the girls you know that you'll cut off their tits for 5k a person. That's substantially cheaper than a surgeon. Make sure you do a good job and you'll get referalls. Maybe offer free coathanger abortions as a loss leader

[Anonymous No.51538135]

>>51538109
$18, but I already sold.

[Anonymous No.51538143]

>>51538106
no clue, I ignore all news unless its financial related. Russia ww3, nuclear holocaust has been priced in. Europoor energy crisis is priced in as well.

[Anonymous No.51538149]

it's over

[Anonymous No.51538148]

>>51538129
>DUMPITDUMPITDUMPIT>>51538082

[Anonymous No.51538159]

the jews are saying that a 100 bps would "depress" the markets...is that going to be the nail that drives in the next Great Depression?

[Anonymous No.51538166]

>>51538149
What did he write the first time that he had to un-write?

[Anonymous No.51538170]

>>51537770
core CPI
>expectation: +0.3% MoM
>actual: +0.6% MoM
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/core-cpi-56
the market is expecting the dot plots for 2023, 2024, 2025 to indicate reversal and a cutting of rates
different Fed governors / presidents have given indication recently that they think interest rates should / will need to be higher for longer, some of them in a dramatic reversal of stance
https://archive .ph/CA24y
>“The ‘dot plot’ will show a higher terminal rate in 2023. We think it will go up to around 4.2%, compared with 3.8% in the June SEP. Also, the decline in 2024 in rates wouldn’t be as steep as in the June SEP. It might show a decrease to around 3.8-4% in 2024, compared with 3.4% in June SEP.”
(expectation for dot plot changes)
market will not like the terminal rate moving up, nor the decline not being as steep
every forward guidance thus far has been to create expectations of being serious on inflation; I don't see them easing up in the dot plots for 2023-2025 or they risk destroying (any remaining) credibility in their serious fight against inflation
balance sheet run off + the potential sale mortgage backed securities Q2 2023 is also on the table
https://archive .ph/6fWNY

[Anonymous No.51538171]

>>51538159
Shemitah is ending

[Anonymous No.51538190]

>>51538170
there's also an element of the fed trying to tell jews "hey knock it off or we're gonna have to keep raising rates" to keep the market tame

[Anonymous No.51538196]

>>51538171

[Anonymous No.51538201]

Wait so now you bulls believe that once shemitah ends.Everything will be go up for no reason?

[Anonymous No.51538202]

>>51538135
Did you at least sell the top of today?

[Anonymous No.51538203]

>>51538037
can't imagine how old he's going to look in a couple years. i gotta go see how he looked before he was chair of the fed

[Anonymous No.51538207]

I say 50 bps

[Anonymous No.51538212]

>>51538170
so 50bps confirmed

[Anonymous No.51538222]

Got a tarot card reading. I got “message from the dead: loss of wealth and the robin is leaving the nest” or something. Probably nothing right?

[Anonymous No.51538225]

>>51538212
>>51538207
Fiddymind.

[Anonymous No.51538226]

>>51538170
uh-oh, someone wasn't watching the speech made by the President.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_udMtildDo

Inflation is in reversal and USA will now defeat it completely by printing more money. USD got only stronger since this was announced. You know why? Because USD is the best currency in the world. Eurockucks currency will be good for maintaning fire in the fireplace this year and nothing more.

[Anonymous No.51538239]

>>51537961
>the ones who truly control the economy.
That's like saying the slaves control the plantation or the puppets control the strings. Ngmi

[Anonymous No.51538246]

>>51538226
based modern monetary theory

[Anonymous No.51538248]

Shalom, I bring Hebrew secrets.

September is the worst month for stocks. September 26th to the 30th is the worst week for stocks. September 26th is the end of SHEMITAH.

>2000-2001 Year of Shemitah - 9/11. Markets open on final day of Shemitah, September 17; stock market falls 700 points.
>2007-2008 Year of Shemitah - On the last day of The Shemitah Tear, September 29, the stock market drops a record 777 points

SELL ROSH HASHANAH( Sept 25th-27th), BUY YOM KIPPUR(Oct 4th-5th)

[Anonymous No.51538256]

>>51538166

[Anonymous No.51538266]

>>51538246
Yep, your currency doesn't have to be good, it just has to be stronger than others. It also helps when countries around the world are forced to use your currency to trade commodities and funds around the world buy your bonds to put them into retirement funds baskets of your consumers. USD can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.51538274]

25 bepis hike and putin cancels the special operation

[Anonymous No.51538288]

>>51538256
Thanks, I'm glad someone appreciated it. I'm down hard with a weird cold right now... and I used all of my remaining mental energy on that post

[Anonymous No.51538290]

>>51538202
Yeah. Perhaps I'm early but I'm always content to sell a quick double.

[Anonymous No.51538292]

IT MUST BE 50 BPS!!

[Anonymous No.51538293]

tomorrow powell will announce NEGATIVE interest rates.

[Anonymous No.51538300]

>>51538274
They spoke of the green candles for generations.

[Anonymous No.51538310]

is soxl ever going to hit 20 again

[Anonymous No.51538320]

>175 bepis hike
>putin announces full mobilization
>iran nukes israel
>china invades taiwan

[Anonymous No.51538323]

>>51538310
2 weeks fren

[Anonymous No.51538331]

>>51538288
I did like it but I have a shit sense of humor, don't get too cocky. In any case, get well bro

[Anonymous No.51538337]

Enough about bepis say something nice about your female broker SEC ombudsman

[Anonymous No.51538340]

>>51538310
They didn't tell you ?

[Anonymous No.51538344]

>>51538288
>>51538331
why dont you two faggots go get a room.

[Anonymous No.51538352]

You're shorting everything,right?

[Anonymous No.51538356]

>>51538344
Because then he'd get my cold and I'd feel worse for sharing it

[Anonymous No.51538372]

>>51538352
Short lennar, long everything else.

[Anonymous No.51538389]

>>51538352
ya know I have noticed that cereal has been perpetually on sale for like four months now... I wonder if general mills is fucked?

[Anonymous No.51538392]

I was shitposting yesterday about a cock and balls formation and it actually happened. is this the power of TA?

[Anonymous No.51538403]

Sirs do kindly buy Microsoft stock. Windows 12 much sales and Ethereum partnership make money moon. IT bubble does not exist like Bob and vangene.

[Anonymous No.51538404]

>>51538356
hold on a second, who said I have a problem with getting a weird cold? It's getting cold over here and as you may know it's gonna be heat or eat soon. And sharing is caring :*

[Anonymous No.51538415]

>>51538320

[Anonymous No.51538424]

>>51538352
>Man U
Nigger what

[Anonymous No.51538431]

Guys, is this the end of the world?

[Anonymous No.51538433]

>>51538288
>I'm down hard with a weird cold right now
let me guess, you're vaccinated and this "cold" involves a fever, body aches, but no respiratory and you test negative for covid

[Anonymous No.51538440]

>>51538431
And I feel fine.

[Anonymous No.51538447]

Selling plasma. What to buy tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51538448]

>>51538440
Kek

[Anonymous No.51538449]

>>51538352
So, Fed announces & we pump till thurs when after hours FedEx nukes the market again for a friday capitulation and contiuation of the bear.

[Anonymous No.51538453]

>F massively down
>TSLA flat
are any of you chuds ever not wrong?

[Anonymous No.51538454]

>>51538404
>>51538433
I think I might have gotten it from feeding a wild bird. I could have a bird cold. No fever, body aches, and yes respiratory issues.

[Anonymous No.51538457]

>>51538431
>>51538440
Nothing ever happens. But if it is, some of you anons need to get a gun if you dont have one already.

[Anonymous No.51538460]

>>51538440
just imagine how bad it would be if he WASN'T vaccinated!

[Anonymous No.51538470]

>>51538447
Hazmat suit, bottled water, and deez nutz >>51538454
I’m guessing it could have been the sex with hiv positive minority men anon

[Anonymous No.51538474]

What do you guys use for fastforward? Alcohold? LSD?

[Anonymous No.51538480]

Hello there my fellow anonymouses. Would you mind showing me what weaponry you have located in your immediate vicinity?

[Anonymous No.51538483]

>>51538474
sleep

[Anonymous No.51538494]

>>51538483
How do I sleep for 16h though? Life is boring outside stock market.

[Anonymous No.51538499]

[Anonymous No.51538503]

>>51538454
so it could be avian flu, covid or hiv... Fuck it i'll take my chances

[Anonymous No.51538505]

Is anyone else seeing this algo flipping out on EURUSD right now?

[Anonymous No.51538522]

ONE

[Anonymous No.51538529]

Nobody ever comments on my positions. Except some bullshit like
>TMV
>and TMF

[Anonymous No.51538535]

>>51538522
NOTHIN WRONG WITH ME

[Anonymous No.51538536]

>>51538522
haha. SOXL holders. Beclowned.

[Anonymous No.51538537]

Better times, I found this in a chat thread with my friend. FeelsBadMan, will I ever make it back? FUCK IT GOING ALL IN TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.51538543]

>>51538529
Why do you have tqqq and sqqq?

[Anonymous No.51538550]

>>51538505
Where do you see it?

[Anonymous No.51538552]

Explain in 1 word why aren't you buying UONE, the fastest growing media company in the USA.

[Anonymous No.51538561]

>>51538529
chop chop

[Anonymous No.51538564]

>>51538480
>Hello there my fellow anonymouses. Would you mind showing me what weaponry you have located in your immediate vicinity?
It barely qualifies as weaponry as it's about 2 inches long on a good day but I have a bioweapon that can shoot ~200m "bullets" in less than a minute

[Anonymous No.51538579]

>>51538449
fedex was frontrunnig their earnings, they're gonna pump after posting

[Anonymous No.51538580]

>>51538522
>Fractional shares

[Anonymous No.51538582]

>>51538552
Theresnofuckingvolumeonshittysmallcap

[Anonymous No.51538583]

>>51538543
Simulating a cash position. It’s deleveraging. I see it like selling a call, locking in some gainz

[Anonymous No.51538585]

I haven't been on /biz/ in like two months and it's the happiest I've ever been

This was a blog post. I don't intend to reply to (You)s. Goodbye.

[Anonymous No.51538589]

welp, banned from /tv/ again for arguing with trannies, this is bullish for my smg shitposting

[Anonymous No.51538590]

>>51538582
Which means it can't be manipulated as easily. I love low volume value stocks.

[Anonymous No.51538594]

>>51538480
please no you're just asking for dick posters

[Anonymous No.51538597]

>>51538583
wat

[Anonymous No.51538608]

>>51538585
I took two really big shits this morning.

[Anonymous No.51538614]

>>51538505
Not surprising. I think BCE is scarred shitless of tomorrow's FED announcement because 100 bps might just force Germany (and the rest of the Eurozone) out of Russian sanctions - EURUSD keeps going down the drain due to a stronger dollar and energy prices keep mounting due to higher-cost imports it will bust the entire Eurozone in 2023. Industry and production will be fucked beyond belief (ignore the freezing retarded shit - that was never the point for anyone with an IQ higher than two digits).

And no, before you consider the BCE hiking ahead of the FED the answer is that's simply not possible. Southern Europe would be bankrupt due to the levels of debt of nations like Italy, Spain and even France (they have massive private debt).

[Anonymous No.51538613]

>>51538585
Strange coincidence, the threads have improved in the last 2 months also.

[Anonymous No.51538618]

>>51538583
bro u are retard

[Anonymous No.51538623]

>>51538590
>it can't be manipulated as easily
No, it means it is super easy to manipulate. Algos will stop out thin books then rocket the price way up. Or they'll dangle the carrot getting you to buy all the way up then slam the order book, leaving you holding the bag. Harder to hide when the forest is small.

[Anonymous No.51538630]

> DOWN down 16.0% YTD
> S&P down 19.6% YTD
> NASDAQ down 27.8% YTD
It's all so tiring.

[Anonymous No.51538631]

>>51538618
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.51538636]

>>51538631
trust me

[Anonymous No.51538639]

>>51538583
W-wut

Just have a cash position if you want cash right?

[Anonymous No.51538648]

>>51538505
no i just watch DXY

[Anonymous No.51538647]

>>51538630
DOW, not DOWN, lmao.

[Anonymous No.51538650]

>>51538636
Post positions?

[Anonymous No.51538652]

>>51538550
>>51538614
IBKR, it was flooding some really weird orders like mad, blatantly one algo in the order book, now it has stopped and the price is free and moving again

[Anonymous No.51538655]

>>51538630
>this kills the long-only permabull

[Anonymous No.51538656]

Hmm, all my holdings averaged 90% of 1 month volume today. What does it mean???

[Anonymous No.51538671]

>>51538623
the real way to get uber cucked is buying options on low volume stocks which have zero liquidity and bid-ask spreads of several dollars

[Anonymous No.51538674]

dubs and SPY closes at 410 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51538675]

>>51538590
the fact that you would say this tells me everything I need to know. lmfao.
>>51538650
im sorry man but you are fucking retarded. There really is no need for elaboration.

[Anonymous No.51538684]

>>51538639
I want to ride SQQQ up, take profits, put it into TQQQ

[Anonymous No.51538687]

>>51538623
Only retards have stop losses on low volume stocks and deserve getting heemed in stop-loss raid. You don't daytrade stocks like this. You buy and forget about them.

[Anonymous No.51538706]

>>51538675
Post positions? Why is this retarded? Gib some good reasons

[Anonymous No.51538711]

>>51538004
WE WILL GET RAPED IN THE BIPPY

[Anonymous No.51538717]

>>51538687
>Only retards

[Anonymous No.51538740]

>>51538706
you realize that they offset each other, right?

[Anonymous No.51538779]

THIS THREAD IS BULLISH

ALL IN SOXL FOR JPOW PUMP

[Anonymous No.51538792]

>>51538740
Positions not just some relative numbers

[Anonymous No.51538805]

>>51538675
My experience with volume stocks is that when they get oversold they also get slurped very fast. If you try to manipulate them then you can expect to get fucked by people who are just waiting to add more at discount. At least in intraday, which sometimes leads to stupid volatility

[Anonymous No.51538817]

How are my /biz/raelis doing today?

[Anonymous No.51538828]

Has SOXL_shill posted in this general lately by any chance?

[Anonymous No.51538837]

i have no puts right now and i dont feel safe

[Anonymous No.51538844]

[Anonymous No.51538846]

Glad I hiked my 401k contribution amount when I got my pay hike in 2021,2022. Getting another pay bump next year. Will also do another 401k hike then. (My pension contribution also got bumped).

[Anonymous No.51538852]

>>51538792
I believe that those numbers are larger than your entire account, so I think they will suffice.
>>51538805
I mean I dont know anything really about UONE besides it being memed around martin luther kang day or that popeyes holiday. maybe youre on to something. niggers do have a lot of money to spend on media dont they?

[Anonymous No.51538856]

>>51538817
feelin
>1hunned

[Anonymous No.51538858]

>>51538817
Well, thanks. How are you?

[Anonymous No.51538860]

For me it's 50 bps and qqq calls

[Anonymous No.51538862]

URANIUM
pay for the gibberish news letter
subscribe to the channel
CHEERS
see ya'll in the discord

[Anonymous No.51538865]

>>51538837
you have until 1:59pm edt tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51538878]

>>51538740
It’s 1:2 SQQQ to TQQQ. Deleveraging. Might go 2:3 so I‘ll get 1x leverage

[Anonymous No.51538890]

What do we think about RUM, chudbros?

[Anonymous No.51538895]

>>51538846
>Glad
Glad you avatar-post so I don't have to read your garbage.

[Anonymous No.51538903]

I bought 50k worth of T-bills for 49k at this weeks auction. In 6 months they'll mature and be worth the full 50k.
Literally 1k in guaranteed profit for doing nothing.

How was your day today?

[Anonymous No.51538904]

>>51538878
...why dont you just buy either qqq or psq? 1x leverage is...just buying the underlying...I feel like ive already lost IQ points in this exchange

[Anonymous No.51538909]

>>51538852
The got zero debt, diverse products and government support. And also buce earnings. My bet is that if they expand to other states, then this stock might get a nice boost. But that's a big IF and it could take years.

[Anonymous No.51538926]

>>51538890
3B market cap seems high for Alex jones video re-upload site.

[Anonymous No.51538929]

Why is apple the way that it is? Why won't it die?

[Anonymous No.51538930]

>>51538852
It’s obviously about the POSITIONS. faggot. I was asking about your POSITIONS. Also for those relative numbers to make any sense post at least your YTD or whatever. Fucking niggers, I swear man

[Anonymous No.51538935]

>>51538846
they gonna bump you up to $21/hr ?

[Anonymous No.51538939]

just found out that whether I bought calls or puts today I would have been profitable (except for apple)
kind of eye opening

[Anonymous No.51538943]

Can someone explain to me why there is such a huge gap from Bid to ask?

[Anonymous No.51538948]

>>51538930
>ytd
OK.

[Anonymous No.51538954]

>>51538904
You, good sir, are a pleb. Have a good day!

[Anonymous No.51538965]

>>51538954
>'plebian' says the 4 figure account holder
You gonna post your YTD?

[Anonymous No.51538968]

>>51538948
Still no positions. This is peak reddit

[Anonymous No.51538975]

>>51538858
I'm doing well. I'm currently in my shit posting section of the day.

[Anonymous No.51538976]

>>51538968
Alright fine.

[Anonymous No.51538987]

So what will Jerome "Inflation is cute and trans" Powell do tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51538993]

>>51538860
What are you gay?

[Anonymous No.51538994]

>>51538890
I'm more a Bourbon kind of guy.

[Anonymous No.51538997]

>>51538987
walk the walk

[Anonymous No.51539005]

so wats the game plan tomorrow and why does it involve massive buying of calls

[Anonymous No.51539008]

>>51538975
>my shit posting section of the day
Wait, you stop?

[Anonymous No.51539013]

>>51538935
I'm already at over 21/hr now. Next year is still undecided. Either 6% or 12%.

[Anonymous No.51539016]

>>51538440
That's great.

[Anonymous No.51539027]

>>51538976
So you made this 5x with bio tech plays or what? Not bad

[Anonymous No.51539038]

>>51539027
Yes, pretty much all biotech plays and TSLA calls / puts.

[Anonymous No.51539043]

>>51539013
Christ just kys already

[Anonymous No.51539051]

>>51539013
21 an hour was impressive in the 90s. Thats like 45/hr in todays economy

[Anonymous No.51539060]

>futures

[Anonymous No.51539065]

>>51539038
Congratulations

[Anonymous No.51539076]

>>51539051
You mean 21 per hour in the 90s is like 13 per hour today lol

[Anonymous No.51539078]

SOXL will be $9 tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51539083]

>>51539076
no, I meant 21 an hour back then equates to 45 an hour today. 21 an hour today equates to 13 an hour back then.

[Anonymous No.51539084]

>no, see, it doesn't matter what he raises it by, a properly hedged portfolio is gonna minimize your losses in times like these

[Anonymous No.51539091]

>>51539078
next SOXL support at $0

[Anonymous No.51539103]

>>51539065
How much did the positions actually matter to you? Just curious.

[Anonymous No.51539107]

>>51538943
Anyone know, or we just going to talk about soxl.....

[Anonymous No.51539109]

>>51539051
All depends on where you live. My state 21/hr is damn good. Most places you'd be lucky to get 15 around here. Also they're doing away with the income tax. Doing it in phases. First part takes effect in January.

[Anonymous No.51539110]

>>51539083
oh gotcha
>>51539078
then $30 EOY
haha that'd be crazy right?

[Anonymous No.51539115]

>>51539078
maybe after a reverse split

[Anonymous No.51539134]

>>51539107
It's a $700m market cap after hours. Of course there's no liquidity, you pepega. If you really can't wait for tomorrow, throw an order in between the two values and see if someone bites.

[Anonymous No.51539135]

>>51538943
>>51539107
well you see that means that sellers want more than buyers are willing to pay. So no deal. Very typical in afterhours my newfren.
>>51539109
I think we're just in different economies of scale. I live in rural texas and make roughly 100$ / hr.

[Anonymous No.51539143]

>>51539051
I make 47/hr. Is that good then? Midwest flyover living as well.

[Anonymous No.51539148]

>>51538106
a speech that was delayed to tomorrow. If its big you'll hear about it

[Anonymous No.51539154]

>everyone thinks that the market lives or dies on a 25 bps difference.
>As if this will dramatically change earnings and guidance for companies this quarter
>As if the markets aren't already overpriced relative to already existing real rates.

You niggers were saying that 75bps was bearish two weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.51539160]

>>51538943
no liquidity so market makers can offer and ask for whatever they want because there are no players in the game keeping them honest like with SPY

[Anonymous No.51539162]

>>51539143
i mean, id say thats pretty respectable for a midwestern salary.

[Anonymous No.51539163]

>>51538004
You bedeem yourself

[Anonymous No.51539165]

>>51539154
I thought "sex work" was a job? so it's just being a slut?

[Anonymous No.51539169]

>>51539154
>You niggers were saying that 75bps was bearish two weeks ago.
It is. That's part of why the market is down since then. Those 25 bps are responsible for shifting billions of dollars.

[Anonymous No.51539174]

>>51539169
>>51539154
if you havent heard the phrase
>the economy is forward looking
you're gonna have a bad time

[Anonymous No.51539180]

>>51539174
Generally people say that about the market, not the economy.

[Anonymous No.51539196]

>>51539180
yea I meant market, whatever, I popped some celebratory tequila. Sue me.

[Anonymous No.51539197]

>>51539134
>>51539135
>>51539160
Thanks for the information. I had no clue. Some anon was shilling this stock Sunday and it's kept going up

[Anonymous No.51539201]

>>51539134
>pepega
Get off this website right now.

[Anonymous No.51539206]

>>51539196
I'll see your ass in court, bucko.

[Anonymous No.51539208]

>>51539143
That's great desu. I'm trying to start my own landscaping/property management gig. I want to manage like 3 to 5 properties, set my own hours, and work for myself. I have 1 property so far. It'll be slow for now but I'm also helping my grandmother out too so I don't mind the part time work.
I want to get enough properties and income so I can pay for expenses and shit while putting money away into saving and the market when this gay market is done shitting itself.

[Anonymous No.51539215]

>>51539206
I'll have you know I recently found out I am part heeb and I will not need to purchase representation. You had better cross your i's and dot your t's.

[Anonymous No.51539216]

>>51539162
Thanks. It never feels like a lot, but I think I’m comparing myself to people 10-20 years older than me

[Anonymous No.51539223]

>>51538352
>You're shorting everything,right?
lol yes

[Anonymous No.51539231]

>>51539215
The judge and I go to the same synagogue. You're through.

[Anonymous No.51539247]

>>51539154
Based James

[Anonymous No.51539259]

>>51538248
Black monday 1987

[Anonymous No.51539271]

>>51539197
anytime fren, I got fucked by this exact thing with UPRO on Friday. I decided to buy a few contracts after seeing the shilling here and I realized quickly that the UPRO options do not move like SPY, a quick $1 price change for UPRO didn't even change the bid/ask at all whereas I would have taken a quick 1-3% profit had I just continued playing SPY. Never again with no volume options chains

[Anonymous No.51539275]

>>51539223
Zim, when will it be safe to buy?

[Anonymous No.51539276]

>>51539201
>vtuber

[Anonymous No.51539292]

>>51539216
It is wild to think about the money that is out there for older folks. But they had a lot more time to build their wealth and may not actually be making that much more than you, theyve just accumulated more than you. Can I ask what industry you are in?

[Anonymous No.51539303]

You forget though I only spend roughly $1753 a month.. So while that 21/hr may seem low to you actually I'm doing pretty sweet. That's with the current inflation shat to.

[Anonymous No.51539309]

I have an annoucement to make.

[Anonymous No.51539321]

>>51539309
>I have the Zelensky gay sex tape.

[Anonymous No.51539342]

I'm never going to make it.

[Anonymous No.51539349]

>>51539309
>postponed his speech to tomorrow
>right alongside the fed meeting
Imagine being a bulltard

[Anonymous No.51539350]

>>51539309
>me and my friend here have decided to ramp things up
>we tried the easy way, now we will go with the hard way
>happy shemitah

[Anonymous No.51539352]

>>51539303
I make ~12k per month and my costs are about 2k including utilities and gas (electricity for my EV). I mean, i'm not hating on you, im just saying that employees at Whataburger or Buccee's around here are making about as much as you.

[Anonymous No.51539364]

>>51539309
>I am retiring.... the no first nuclear strike rule

[Anonymous No.51539365]

>>51539352
>electricity for my EV

[Anonymous No.51539374]

>>51539352
>12k
you any good at what you do or are you just another laarping wagie cuck?

[Anonymous No.51539377]

>>51537868
100 bps. Let's move this thing along already.

[Anonymous No.51539381]

Just got a text from Jpow:
"Keep it :100 emoji: :winking emoji:"
Huh, wonder what he meant?

[Anonymous No.51539384]

>>51539365
suck it, boomer
>>51539374
I barely do anything, but I know more than anyone in the company so I am basically paid to answer internal questions. been considering getting a second 6 figga nigga job.

[Anonymous No.51539397]

>>51539381
Fake he texted me it was 150

[Anonymous No.51539400]

>>51539374
Im midwest too and im at 12k gross a month. Oil though so thats not as atypical.

[Anonymous No.51539403]

>>51539350
who is the dude on the right?
Dumb phoneposter

[Anonymous No.51539405]

>>51539309
>it was just a prank bro

[Anonymous No.51539410]

>>51539384
You work at Costco?

[Anonymous No.51539416]

>>51539384
wagecuck confirmed. that's what they all say at every level of every company. ngmi

[Anonymous No.51539421]

>>51539352
But do they have any sort of retirement plans? I doubt it. In my case I've got a pension, 401k, and medical to look forward to till I'm dead. All depends on where you live. I mean yeah I could've gone into the private sector and made more. But I'd be kissing the retirement benefits I've got as well as the early retirement factor goodbye.

[Anonymous No.51539433]

>have a trade idea
>google it
>find a reddit post about it
>op is a pajeet

idea discarded

[Anonymous No.51539443]

>>51539403
>how dare you not recognize my egg shaped head

[Anonymous No.51539448]

>>51539410
why yes, costco pays me 6 figures.
>>51539416
coping mechanism, activated
>>51539421
In my industry just 401k, stock. I dont work in an industry that typically provides those sorts of end of life benefits, thats why the pay is so good. I'm also early 30s so not necessarily a concern. I dont know about buccees n shit. Probably not. Honestly best thing is comfort at a job so if you're comfy, fuck it, it doesnt matter what some retard on 4chan says.

[Anonymous No.51539449]

>>51539403
The you vill own nothing dude

[Anonymous No.51539464]

>>51539448
>early 30s
>Calling anyone else a boomer

[Anonymous No.51539465]

>>51539448
im just so fucking glad that retard tier faggots like this, who supposedly make 6 figs and then buy coke stocks and teslas, are mere months from pods and bugs

[Anonymous No.51539468]

>>51539448
>coping mechanism
>buys expensive toys to show off at costco to compensate for his lack of freedom
huh?

[Anonymous No.51539477]

>>51539443
>>51539449
Oh,he's pretty based no wonder putin took a pic with him

[Anonymous No.51539483]

>>51539465
I dont buy coke stocks. my tesla is paid off completely and so is my house. What exactly are you on about?
>>51539468
I just showed you a picture of my car and you inferred quite a lot there. Possibly some internal issues you're trying to deal with?
>>51539464
Do you know what a boomer is?

[Anonymous No.51539484]

>>51539421
I feel awkward to be the one to let you know this, but your pension fund is locked in fixed income treasuries by federal mandate, and will not keep up with the coming inflation from the next decade.

[Anonymous No.51539497]

>>51538536
>SOXL bagholders not knowing that they're paying Direxion salaries with their Ls indefinitely.
I'm glad I learned at a $1500 loss, not a $15000+ loss.

[Anonymous No.51539506]

>>51538522
as far as soxl averages go thats not even horrible. there are some retards here bagholding from like $50

[Anonymous No.51539509]

>>51539292
>Can I ask what industry you are in?
I’m an automotive engineer. I work on race car setups.

[Anonymous No.51539510]

>>51539483
>Do you know what a boomer is?
I'm 27, so a boomer would be you in this instance.

[Anonymous No.51539534]

>>51539510
im glad that you think 3 years is a generation anon. It kind of is, when the physical pains set in. You'll see, very soon in fact. But its worth it because you get insane amounts of college pussy.

[Anonymous No.51539549]

>>51539483
While you are wage cucking tomorrow think of me who will be up at 6am with no alarm to drink weed butter coffee and read and play vidya, and then when it's time for you to hop in your car and scoot over to the costco I will be stretching in my driveway getting ready to go run 7 miles at the nature park behind my neighborhood. Think I will have some toasted goyslop eggo circles and peanut butter tomorrow while you are hopping on microsoft teams with your regional manager. Then I'll trade until noon, play some more vidya, then hit the weights and treadmill in my basement all while you are still at the warehouse wage cucking. IDC what your salary when I know your spending habits. You NEED that salary to live. You are a wage cuck, a literal slave NPC.

[Anonymous No.51539561]

>>51539433
based and checked

[Anonymous No.51539567]

>>51539549

[Anonymous No.51539574]

>>51539549
The costco remark was, obviously, sarcastic. Do you really think costco pays anybody who drives to the warehouse 6 figures? How retarded are you?
I'll be right here trading with you, because I really only work 4-5 hours a week.
>spending habits
you mean the 12k a month I make vs the 2k a month I spend. Wow such habits.

[Anonymous No.51539579]

>>51539448
Yeah this job is comfy. They pay me to do nothing. (well half the day I do nothing). Easy work. No stress or bullshit to deal with either. If I'm reading the tea leaves properly (which maybe wrong?, I dunno) I might be getting another nice bump in a few years. See where I am now I'm as high as up on the pole as possible without getting into management (full on title and all that comes with it). Well my boss likes me and the work I do. Way things are now when he ain't there I run the show. So once he retires I might be getting the nod.

[Anonymous No.51539611]

>>51538166
Nice

[Anonymous No.51539615]

>>51539574
>I really only work 4-5 hours a week
depreciating human capital, cannon fodder

[Anonymous No.51539630]

When do we get back to all time highs?

[Anonymous No.51539631]

>>51539615
>neet calling someone else fodder
god damn I love 4chan lmao.

[Anonymous No.51539636]

>>51539579
>Yeah this job is comfy. They pay me to do nothing.
and just like 2008, you're going to be on here whining and crying when your ultra expendable position gets axed probably in the first or second round of layoffs

[Anonymous No.51539643]

>>51539309
>I am retiring and emigrating to the USA

[Anonymous No.51539650]

>>51539631
sounds like you have some spiritual work to do anon, I too

[Anonymous No.51539661]

>>51539636
>>51539465
I hope these posters take a second to look back on how shitty their posts are.
>>51539615
>>51539549
Really, anons. Do you not have parents?
>>51539579
Comfy job is a comfy job. Don't let the NEETs and self-deleters tell you any different.
>>51539650
ah ill get right on that.
>I know picrel is you

[Anonymous No.51539669]

>>51539636
Wrong. I'm a state worker. I can't get fired. Do you know what I did in 2008? Simply went to work as normal. But I'll tell you something that did happen though; I bought my house cheap as hell during the fallout.

[Anonymous No.51539682]

Hey I'm trying out this new thread format:
>>51539455
And I was wondering if I could get some feedback on it. Is there something i should add/change/drop?

[Anonymous No.51539684]

>>51539661
>picrel
I have your quote saved somewhere here too...faggot...I know its you too. I'll find it shortly.

[Anonymous No.51539692]

>>51539630
2025

[Anonymous No.51539712]

Fomc release when? I know the meeting starts at 1ish

[Anonymous No.51539713]

>>51539692
Try 2028-2029

[Anonymous No.51539714]

>>51539682
Just to reiterate, i wanted to try making a continued thread about proper corporate valuation theories and practices where people share knowledge about valuing corporate fundamentals and business strateg/leadership, instead of talking about technical indicators or market dynamics chiefly.

[Anonymous No.51539717]

>>51539712
2:00pm EST = press release
2:30pm EST = press conference

[Anonymous No.51539720]

>>51538266
You're about to get fucking heemed by rubles.

[Anonymous No.51539762]

>>51539549
Thanks anon im also saving this one. I love the neet coping. It really is so funny watching you delete yourself while thinking youre winning somehow.

[Anonymous No.51539765]

>>51539712
>meeting starts
lmfao you actually think they do anything? their talking points were written already.

[Anonymous No.51539783]

>>51539765
So how do I get the leaked transcript like the news?

[Anonymous No.51539809]

>>51539765
I mean sure, powell probably has yellen blow him to calm his nerves before he goes and says whatever they decided 4 months ago. But there is still the hookers and blow meetup

[Anonymous No.51539824]

>>51539809
>powell probably has yellen blow him

[Anonymous No.51539832]

>>51539809
>powell probably has yellen blow him
I'm gonna check if there's porn of that

[Anonymous No.51539923]

>>51537868
100 gbs edition

[Anonymous No.51539947]

New

>>51539945
>>51539945

[Anonymous No.51540064]

>>51539947
My dude...

[Anonymous No.51540320]

>>51540064
>Dude already has six b0ts ready to close thread.

[Anonymous No.51540420]

>>51537951
we misinterpreted the market, actually -200 beeeps

[Anonymous No.51540528]

>>51539636
>>51539669
Whoa whoa whoa, whoever this boomer is, I want you to lay off. Unless he got laid off, then I wanna know why. I'm not upreading.