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Pour one out for TELLbros, holy shit.

>> No.51535075

I need money
Lost it all on Calls again

>> No.51535076

deadass this shit is NOT bussin fr fr no cap

>> No.51535079

Ok so I met in the middle. I sold one of my SPY puts and I'll hold the other one the rest of the week.

>> No.51535094

theres still an hour and a half for PPT and/or stock buybackers to pump this to 0 , just saiyan

>> No.51535100

I'm all in on MEDS
not sure why

>> No.51535101
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We're literally pumping back. Keep slurping gang!

>> No.51535102

Cheapies!!! Buy buy buy

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>putin talking war shit and drafts
boy I sure can't wait for the market to giga dump tomorrow

>> No.51535109

We need em mumus

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lol lmao

>> No.51535120
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I don't respect anyone itt. Just don't.

>> No.51535122

>hmm I didn't sell until now but I've decided to sell
-a bunch of people apparently

why the fuck are you selling NOW if you haven't

>> No.51535127

>Putin still not talking

>> No.51535130

Posted the article here: >>51535007
but cancelling a new project due to high yield bond market turbulence? There are worse dips to buy.

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>>putin talking war shit and drafts
>boy I sure can't wait for the market to giga dump tomorrow
Kek, me too.

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forget I asked

>> No.51535142

>Putin actually allows the YouTube chat to stay up
Damn. I'm pro-Russia now. What the fuck, Brandon

>> No.51535143

I’m so close to sealing the deal with this dude at my work who looks EXACTLY like dacre Montgomery. He’s got the whole redneck Romeo vibe going on. I swore that when he started working at my plant that I’ll have tasted his ass by the end of this year. He always plays straight but I can sense him throwing out a a bait vibe. I know he’s waiting until I make my move but I can’t tell if he wants to give or take, and that’s not something you want to fuck up. Anyway buy AMD

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SQQQ bros we are gonna make it! We are gonna make 5%!!!!!

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>> No.51535168
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>"After 23.59 today (Moscow time), men aged 18 to 65 will be prohibited from leaving Russia abroad."

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I regret selling my SQQQ

>> No.51535174

Honestly its going to get over sold. I'd like to see it sub 2 dollars before I buy

>> No.51535187

thats shits like 4 hours old and still unconfirmed and putler still isnt talking

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Oh no no no

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Really, is it just this Russia shit?

>> No.51535205

WAR economy here we come bay bay! DFEN GONNA START PRINTING!!

>> No.51535207
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fuck this gay world.

>> No.51535209
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Shit's getting real

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>the queen died for this
We don't deserve to have the markets go up.
>no face
What does this mean for america? draft? military seems to small

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There is no stopping this train bobo

>> No.51535221

on days like today i have to place market orders because trying to scalp a few bucks with limits ends up missing hundreds due to insane movement

>> No.51535223

The queen was a fag anyway

>> No.51535227
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Soxl sisters.... not like this....

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I'm out here trying to snipe $0.10 on my daily single share buy.

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The markets are getting ass fucked and you're greenposting?

>> No.51535237

ok im going to take a shit dont crash the world economy until i get back

>> No.51535242

Btc now inflation adjusted 40% off it's 2018 highs

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>What does this mean for america? draft? military seems to small
mfw boomers dodge the draft again.

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It's moving up already, green close today for sure.

>> No.51535256

That means they won't be going to the ukraine right?

>> No.51535258
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it's been a bad day for lean hogs

>> No.51535261

I lost 15k on my calls today I'm going to drink myself into a coma

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All you have to do is believe.

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>> No.51535267

Dunno i feel like btc still has place to keep dumping,maybe 10k might be the bottom.

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Good thing I already did my 4 years as a comfy IT fag in the chair force. Kek zoomers are going to get wiped out and that's a good thing!

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A draft would mean leftists pulling a Capitol Storm or whatever gay shit that was called.

>> No.51535280

shits about to get real red real quickly my niggers.

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>> No.51535294

Yep and CNN would call them heroes for doing it.

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See you tomorrow and thursday and friday

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>Good thing I already did my 4 years as a comfy IT fag in the chair force. Kek zoomers are going to get wiped out and that's a good thing!
are you over 60? Cause there is a shortage of IT people. they gonna nab your ass first bucka.

>> No.51535306

>The queen was a fag anyway
takes one to know one.
I cannot wait to have a harem of zoomer women.

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Posting this for frens that are getting heemed

>> No.51535313

No, we’ll be green today and tomorrow

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Lord knows I'll be here.

>> No.51535315

Aren't military contracts written so they can call you back for some additional bullshit after your 4 years?

>> No.51535316

Imagine not being able to feign mental illness in front of draft recruiters.

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See you later alilgator

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>g*rmans freeze to death this winter
>vatniks get vitrified
>food rationing in the us will stop obesity
Kino, I'll go to south america while you niggers kill each other. But what about china? Will jeets do the needful and nuke them(getting nuked in the process aswell)?

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>All my buy orders firing off on this mini dump

>> No.51535335

It is going down. Down in price.

You realize the stock:bond correlation reverses when inflation is above the 4-5% range, don't you?

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Are you experiencing financial inconveniences?

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You're only eligible to be drafted for 4 years after leaving. I'm outside that window. Good luck zoomies we're counting on you

>> No.51535341

you are getting redrafted you boomer faggot. Hopefully directly to the front lines

>> No.51535345

I just want a 6ft+ loyal and loving wife like this. Is that too much to ask?

>> No.51535353

>Still served Israel
Yeah. Good going, bud.

>> No.51535355

Lol for officers You're placed into a ready reserve for 4 years after separation and you're permanently on emergency reserve

>> No.51535358

haahah, amen baby. i love how our chair force 'girls' suddenly get pregnant right before deployment

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Up 16% from 12 days ago

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>> No.51535365

i'm not going to be drafted, i'm a jew. everybody knows jews don't get drafted.

>> No.51535370

thats officially the biggest green dildo of the day

>> No.51535376

stop posting before the 310 posts limit, you fucking faggot

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>> No.51535381

>This hookup app knows it is infected with bots and fake profiles, because they take money from companies who are phishing for private data and also developing AI programs dealing with human interactions. (Tinder)

>> No.51535387

holy fuck there went a second one

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No need to, I have RA and don't qualify. There will be a larger supply of zoomer women for me. I'll also download tiktok for some war kino as liveleak got nuked

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Was merely a ruse.

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>> No.51535408

what the fuck was that? it's like they just nuked the puts

>> No.51535407

>Jamal has to pay more money for his shit so we need to absoutely decimate the economy because inflation is le bad
I odn't see how that's my problem, stop raising rates

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>By the way! The SAME STABLE JESUS said the biggest problem we had in the, in the Revolutionary War, is WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH AIRPORTS!
Kek, you faggots don't think they will change the rules to drag your ass back?

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>> No.51535429

Big boy just bought the dip

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Zoomers I want to thank you in advance for fighting and dying for Israel. Godspeed.

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Sexbot + Tinder-refined slutAI = long ARKQ?

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Baggie can you be more sensitive with language in this trying time?

>> No.51535446

>Glowies asking /smg/ what guns they have
>Tried to shut down last night's Shemitah thread
>Still talking about Carvana
Something's fishy...

>> No.51535451

fuck big boy, big boy's always ruining my shit

>> No.51535453

le heckin pumperoo we back. got em

>> No.51535455

the algorithms determined that was the precise moment to steal as much money from retail as possible

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They're fighting for ukraine,rabbi
Get with the times

>> No.51535466

Powell won't stop until every local mcdonalds drivethrough is staffed correctly for lunch rush

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Barack hussein Obama already signed the contract nigger. I'm a free man. Zoomies better flew to Canada

>> No.51535471

Huaaaa SEX!!! Haaaaaaa SEX!!! I.. I'm not doing sex! My... My Whole existence! Has Truly! BECOME SEX!!! SEX!!! Stop, Anon! Your body can't handle much more of this! No! I've become sex! Definitely become... sex! SEX!!! SEX!!! Stop! You're going to die, Anon! Are you still going to do it?! Even if it means cutting your life short? SHUT UP!! I'LL HAVE SEX... ...EVEN IF I DIE!!! WOAAAA SEX!!!

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Hmmmm VIX is getting ready for liftoff on this inverse head and shoulders. I would buy puts but I'm not an overnight holder in this market. They could bounce it back to 385 and keep it there but it's all funny money and they'll tank it real quick tomorrow

>> No.51535475


What’s glow-niggery about carvana aside from it being a terrible way to buy a car?

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Have we had any more of those
>is the coin sour
Weird ass tagging posts?

>> No.51535498

these retarded boomers are coping hard, they are going to be war chum

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PPT stick saving SOX 3840 ish bc if that breaks clean, mumus rugged

>> No.51535510

stop worshipping celebrities nigger

>> No.51535525

You know times are tough when SPY is down 1.5% and dipshits are calling it mooning.

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If Powell is a pussy and does a 75 bps and nothing higher we are green tomorrow
In fact I will by UPRO the second he utters "seventy"

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My puts melting

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He might do a 75 one
But he will sperg out again and the markets will tank

>> No.51535565
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>In honor of my personal hero, Paul Volcker, I and the FOMC have agreed to raise the target Federal Funds rate by seventy percent.
>I will not be taking questions. Thank you.

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Stich fix earnings play humm

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>> No.51535572

>be fearful when others are greedy and greedy when others are fearful
Always do the opposite of what the thread says and you’ll beat the market every time

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>hurr he's raising rates only 75 beeps deep. better buy here.

>> No.51535576

Why are you so sure of that? If you could do it on livestream that'd be great!

>> No.51535585
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If you can't celebrate 0.3% recovery then you don't deserve 100% gains, simple as.

>> No.51535588

idk CLF was one of the best calls ive ever read. dude made millions. i fucking wish i listened that summer.

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Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity

>> No.51535593

you need to wait until he mentions or not minorities, that's the buy/sell signal

>> No.51535594

i can hear the popping sounds of the circuit breakers now

>> No.51535598

>boomers are coping hard,
>they are going to be war chum
Uh, it isn't the boomers that go to war son. It is the type of person who posts on this board. Male aged 18-35.

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Iron ore bros our time is almost here. Where are my functional metal enjoyers at?

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Its been a LONG time mumu.... and youve been a naughty boy

>> No.51535612

If Jerome goes full Volcker, does that mean we get the 1980s 2.0?

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Hey Faggots,

My name is Jerome, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass charts. You are everything bad in the markets. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any gains? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own losses, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than shorting VIX in 2018. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best short. I’m pretty much perfect. I was partner at Carlyle, and chair of the US FED. What position did you get, other than “yolo my stipends on TSLA weeklies”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot FED Fund Rate (I just hiked her; Shit was SO crash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my rate

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>> No.51535648

this is great, I am fully ready for them to PPT and stockbuyback to close as close to 0 as the future generations can afford on the day: to prep the bull for the greatest rug pull of the 2020s tomorrow when big daddy powell pulls 100bps out of his pants
lets do this

>> No.51535653

yeah but with less cocaine and more niggers\breakfast tacos.

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don't do it, anons

>> No.51535671

Boomies have another thing coming if they really think I'm going to leave my comfy neet cave and go fight Slavic orcs in the trenches just to save their housing bags.

>> No.51535674

QE 5 announced tomorrow, I can feel it

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Red Leader, standing by...

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>> No.51535697

I own 7 metric tons of physical iron ore, I've been accumulating for a while now but didnt tell anyone. kek poor normalfags have no clue whats about to happen.

>> No.51535702


Neo Khazaria, yeah. Once all the slav are dead, the Israelis are all going to go back where they came from.

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we building back better and stopping inflation

>> No.51535729

Pick one
>shootout with feds
>flee country
>get drafted

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Listen, can you smell it?

>> No.51535734

this fucking nigga gets it. fuck the boomers this is their fucking problem

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Bobro I...

>> No.51535754

its the battle of the dildos
this is some of the most volatile trading ive seen in a long while
not touching it with a ten foot pole today

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>> No.51535758

Zoomies really think they won't get drafted kek. Save yourself and enlist now into a comfy job and let all the mexicans and nogs go to the front line

>> No.51535763

God this market is so fucking predictably retarded it rustles me so hard. Ohhh wowwww a low volume crabbing red day with schizo algorithms pumping and dumping in unison on spooky headlines and/or absolutely nothing the day before a Fed meeting?? Color me fucking shocked. Seriously Big Money has to be the dumbest group of faggots on earth.

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This is going to be a serious sour hour

>> No.51535769

this putler announcement was the biggest rug pull of the day though
my balls can only get so blue

>> No.51535778

>inb4 "Social Anxiety Disorder" is a legally classified disability because of those leftie retards
>draft-dodging because my feet hurt its loud in here

>> No.51535783

yes, and that's really a good thing here's why!

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Tomorrow the market will rally as soon as 75bp is inevitably announced. Only issue is what the retard says after that, but investors don't expect much from him so even a tiniest hint that maybe hawkishness isn't set at 100, might lead to a sustained rally

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this is what we in the stonk buziness call "coping"

>> No.51535837

I can almost guarantee that Powell will do a 100 bps hike.

Screen cap this for posterity.

>> No.51535839
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Downwards rally,right?

>> No.51535842

I took the initiative to escape the cities during the meme flu, I can be in the Alaska panhandle in under 7 hours. Good luck with your urban military checkpoints though.
Can this power be learned?

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picrel was on CNBC right now and is bullish again (short term)

>> No.51535849

100 is what’s priced in, that or anything less and we finish the year at 35000

>> No.51535851

You pretty much knew where the video was going from the very beginning.

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is this Fed pivot in the room with us right now sir?

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It's been so long since I broke out my Dwyer stash.

>> No.51535863

just like 99% of experts said CPI was coming in lower than it did
and that hilary was going to win

>> No.51535865

>implying zoomers are capable of being trained to perform in combat
All the real men got kicked out. The best bet would just to be paying for a full mercenary army.

>> No.51535868

You guys think that after Russian President Vladimir Putin announces free and fair democratic referendums for kharkuvm luhansk and donetsk to allow these people to join russia that the democrats are going to reject the results and call the whole thing rigged?

>> No.51535873

I'm providing data and have read up on the consensus meanwhile your source is your ass. They've basically already announced 75, interesting bit is what he says after that

>> No.51535876

In the case of a WWIII type scenario there won’t be any exemptions. It won’t just be China and Russia vs NATO; the Middle East will erupt into violence as will Africa along with different parts of SE Asia. It will be nasty and prolonged. There won’t be an option to dodge a draft.

>> No.51535880

everyone went back to work because they lost like 1/4 of their worth in stocks this year

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What did his nemesis, Mike Wilson, say?

>> No.51535887

theyve already said as much.

>> No.51535893

20% chance of a 100 bp hike tardo. What happens then bro?

>> No.51535895

Yeah but it's not really a "pivot". How many times are you going to fall for the old trick of feeding higher expectations only for the expected raise to lead to morons buying?

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>> No.51535910

He's only got 100% of the territory for one of the four oblasts that are voting. My HoI4 autism says that political decision shouldn't even be available to him.

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>> No.51535927

They've been right about every rate hike except for the first one but that was early days and In unknown territory.

>> No.51535929

SPY to 360 by EoW.

>> No.51535934

>There won’t be an option to dodge a draft.
And who is going to be left behind on the home front to enforce the draft when I decide to dodge and all the other men have been shipped out already? Boomers? Women? I'll take my chances.

>> No.51535942

What's key for tomorrow is the dot plot. If some ballsy board member forecasts long term inflation above 3%, we're in for some shit.

>> No.51535948

If it is 100 it tanks probably, but as I said it won't be, basically already leaked it

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>> No.51535965

Lol coming in a tenth of a percent higher is utterly laughable. I can't believe bears are that and think "oh yeah shit is FUCKED"

>> No.51535969

I have a gen x brother who is a police officer. So I imagine people like that would still be here, right?

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feeling a bit crabby.

>> No.51535984

fucking minorities

>> No.51535987

Has Dwyer ever been bearish?

Will he ever tell us, or just go off the air for a bit?

We need a Dwyer appearance tracker as an indicator

>> No.51535990

>implying the information you are receiving from the ministry of truth is accurate and the russians haven't taken everything east of the dnipro

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Just made $3
Optionschads, I kneel

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>> No.51535995

i made 500% being short that day, how about you?

>> No.51535999

The spook wasn't from 0.1% vs -0.1% MoM CPI. It was 0.6% MoM on core instead of 0.3%.

Yeah, I think he flipped bearish pretty early in the year.

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He said he expected strong volatility this year.

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superstar will pull an ace from the sleeve and announce 25

>> No.51536016

>Putin delayed the speech until tomorrow

So now what? Are you dumping on Putin mobilizing and pumping when Powell announces 75 bps? Or are we finally getting circuit breakers?

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>pajeets will close green

>> No.51536020

Dow tumbles 400 points as selling increases before key Fed rate decision

>> No.51536022

His last appearance on cnbc he seemed cautious but a tiny bit more optimistic

>> No.51536025
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>Rumble down 23% today
I knew it was a fucking mistake to go public those fucking retards

>> No.51536026

hes on now


>> No.51536027

>oh no a 50 year old welfare queen is going to be tasked with going into the bush and hunting down thousands of fit and able bodied young men
Lol, lmao even

>> No.51536044

theyre still pumping into close to headfake retail for tomorrow, its barely below the gap-down open athis point

>> No.51536043

>No subtitles
So what the fuck is he saying?

>> No.51536045
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Is that what it was? People had euphoria from the bull run and thought they could stop?

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I’m going to bake 100 posts early

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mm yeah but it's likely inflation going down strongly soon. algorithms are flashing rates are going down not up in future

>> No.51536073

>fit and able bodied
Have you not seen the state of zoomers? This must be zoomer cope. Best case, youre on equal ground.
postponed. not real.

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keep your dirty hands from the new bread button

>> No.51536079

I don't see why the dot plot is significant, even after reading some articles. Are they adding just one dot, or releasing the annual projections?

>> No.51536080

I was told Putin has suffered 4 heart attacks in the last month

>> No.51536084

>charging stations built into your ottoman
>gross pipe built into your coffee mug
we share the same planet as these people

>> No.51536088

If they do 100bps and the dot plot is hawkish then it's time to panic sell everything. The Fed will have confirmed that they've chose the total world economic collapse timeline. Anything else and we pump.

>> No.51536094

Please vacuum, anon. I implore you.

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clean your house you fucking disgusting slob

>> No.51536100

While that's reasonable, is that how the market will react?

>> No.51536103
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It’s a cowch

>> No.51536106

I already baked one for us.


>> No.51536107

100bps is priced in, crazily enough
75bps we would have crabbed

>> No.51536112

The issue wouldn't be dodging the draft, that's the easy part. The hard part would be living comfortably after that because any routine traffic stop would flag you as a draft dodger and there would be a warrant for your arrest. Unless you wen to the rest of your life hiding in a secret NEET nest, you'd eventually get caught.

>> No.51536117

Baggie, you are the blackest gorilla nigger I have ever seen.

>> No.51536118

I've tried belittling him, but it's not possible for such a lowlife to feel worse.
I fuckin hate when you bake threads, you piece of shit

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most money into ciruclation is created by mortgage and real_estate markets. if 30yo
fixed you can get only 6% now, then inflation goes down just wait. there is no massive need to raise rates each month as it takes time to hit real estate market even with current rates

>> No.51536122

>early baker

These truly are the endtimes.

>> No.51536125

You're not helping your case pal

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>> No.51536144

The line is going up, this drop today was fake and gay. Economy is strong, USA is the greatest and corporate america will win over the world.

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>Fit and able bodied
Lol. Lmao even.

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It’s a $2500 cowch

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I was promised sour hour, not slight recovery hour.

>> No.51536168

pearls before swine

>> No.51536169

>Unless you wen to the rest of your life hiding in a secret NEET nest
Yea, that is literally the goal, with or without a draft.

>> No.51536180

Yeah well you ought to get a refund m8.

>> No.51536181

They update them quarterly, last was in June. There's no "adding just one dot", it's a new series of economic projections/guesses by every Fed board member (each gets a dot for every metric & timeslot).

>> No.51536190

>Sour hour

Priced in.

>> No.51536196

thats a nice cowch

>> No.51536201


>> No.51536203

you are fucking disgusting. braindead stoner slob. worse than the dumbest nigger in the magnolia projects

>> No.51536215

CLFfag is that you?

>> No.51536228

No I’m actually a really nice person with good interpersonal skills.

>> No.51536227

It'll dump because there will be no hope left. The Fed will just keep raising until we go into a depression.
I know that and you know that but the Fed might just be so hysterical that they don't know that. These interest rate hikes remind of the lockdown hysteria where every country was trying to beat the other by doing longer and harsher lockdowns.

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theyre definitely propping this shit up

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No its this fat white guy with a fat wife who owns soxl

>> No.51536249

>scamwick central the day before a big Fed decision
I'm actually scared.

>> No.51536255

Smart money is covering shorts because they know we start QE5 tomorrow, you were warned.

>> No.51536262

I only owned SOXL the day I bellyposted it out of the negative. I sold it within minutes of owning it for a small profit

>> No.51536270

AH will be fun, be patient

>> No.51536275
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God, it really is all going to Hell, isn't it?

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4 smg threads up

>> No.51536277

>because they know we start QE5 tomorrow,
powell has explicitly stated that he's going to tank every market he can to fight inflation, QE would go completely against that and set us on the path to venezuela/nigeria

>> No.51536281
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you should get a rolex for the wrist(hand fetish whatever) shots. a perpetual oyster lady pink 36mm goes for $6000 brand new it's pretty cool. jenni elle has it. it will fit you just fine :)


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>> No.51536287

What does a no muscled amerilard own currently?

>> No.51536289
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BROS my DRV is doing a little something something!

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Take the slobpill. It will change your life

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>> No.51536295

that kind of person doesnt have savings so its more likely that they used up their stimulus checks, but the cause-effect is the same
which is what makes the loan forgiveness extra inflationary, those same humanities retards now have $10k more to idle on

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>> No.51536297

Inflation is already defeated. Listen to you president for once. He defeated both inflation and covid this year. Now we are entering new era of prosperity.

>> No.51536299

Priced in.

Priced in.

>> No.51536302

How do you trade pre/post market? My broker allows it, and I heard it's where the most money can be gained or lost, but I haven't even considered a strategy for that

>> No.51536304

>AH will be fun
i expecting slightly green going into tomorrows rug pull

I cant even believe theyre trying to get the market to close green, its now above open and still green dildoing

>> No.51536310

Long intel and stacking JEPI. Rest is cash

>> No.51536311
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>nasdaq is going to close green
>the day before a 75bps minimum rape hike
Yeah, retardbros, I'm thinking we're back

>> No.51536313

Show feet in your wedges bb.

>> No.51536314
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wait a sec. The one with the wife who has a michael tattoo on her? That fat fuck?

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>everyone went back to work because they lost like 1/4 of their worth in stocks this year
Makes me feel better about my gains so far. They're slightly worse than my average but that's still +20% and crushing the S&P.

>> No.51536326

reeks of florida

>> No.51536328

Well according to this the probability of 75bps is high, so I imagine 100 would be a shock: https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>> No.51536332

>he thinks <insert agency here> told the public the truth

>> No.51536334

Yup sounds about right for a hambeast slob. Both loser picks

>> No.51536335

Well ifI can't diversify my poorfolio I'll diversify the board

>> No.51536337

how many of you are posting from your mothers sex basement

>> No.51536339
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Good eye

>> No.51536345

I used to be a slob before i met gookfu

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Well this is an interesting turn of events.

>> No.51536353

God this market is a house of cards. Tomorrow will be the first hike past what the Fed considered a “neutral” rate and talking heads are already bitching that it’s “really restrictive” and the Fed is “going too far.”

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Holy fuck, check the gay sex price.

>> No.51536361
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They don’t buy low or sell high

>> No.51536359

I'm not sure but he posted pics of his wife and child last week. His wife couldn't fit in the picture frame lmao. They have a planters pot filled with cigarette buds outside.

>> No.51536367

mine is too
however my oil..

>> No.51536371
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I’m Michael

>> No.51536374

you from out of state, aren't you? Went to rehab, you junkie fuck?

>> No.51536375
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absolutely disgusting price action wtf bobros get it together

>> No.51536385

>Shmita ends today

>> No.51536388

Putin speech is bullish wtf

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Slurped big today

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It’s not a planter pot it’s a turtle

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>Mods only deleted baggot's thread

>> No.51536397

Nuklear war with Russia getting prices out

>> No.51536398

I missed that because I was moving houses again.
Does your wife have a michael tattoo. I remember someone posting his fat wife a few weeks ago and she had that tattoo

>> No.51536402

Bro for real stop posting your IRL photos on 4chan.

>> No.51536404

So you are in Florida. Why you doxxing yourself again?

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>> No.51536410

alright as a stoner myself I do have to say you are a fucking slob, sort yourself out.

>> No.51536412

worse pics than the gay sex spam

>> No.51536417

Alright I'm going to go post on /v/ until you chuds get it together.

>> No.51536418

Yess on her asscheek

>> No.51536426
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sorry sorry, too restrictive. no need to hurry with rates and such

>> No.51536427

bakers are extra faggy today

>> No.51536436
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>Finally saved up enough to move to usa and escape the hellhole that is LEAFland
>got a job offer for the visa, took anything i could get just for the card
>been ready to move
>LEAFbux just dropped even lower to 0.74 USD
do i exchange now? is there a bottom in sight or will it go back up in a few months?

>> No.51536443
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Can't you wait 15 fucking minutes. Mumu thinks he got on the escalator but he's actually on the slaughterhouse carousel

>> No.51536457

imagine getting paid in leafs. haha. fuck you mapleniggers. day of the rake soon.

>> No.51536464

it's vile
So it is you, you're not the michael on the tatto btw

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>> No.51536477

Good god lose some weight. Blows my mind you can tell how fat you watch nerds are just from the wrist shot

>> No.51536514

TOP kek

>> No.51536524

a bounce is coming. Sell then

>> No.51536532

I appreciate you keep posting your slum

>> No.51536799

>surely the government wont alter the deal

>> No.51537029

what positions?

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History pls; I need to cooom.