/GME/ - A Day at the Beach Edition

[Anonymous No.51533974]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>51530266

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.51533990]

i cant stop buying help

[Anonymous No.51533996]

>>51533974
Still comfy holdin' and lurkin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,217.542B, 101P = 21.956B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,238.870B, 103P = 21.737B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220907006127/en/
>FTX partnership

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.51534039]

Attention bloody benchod basterds
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xjdnh9/russian_market_collapsing_it_would_suck_if_my/
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xj9sv1/im_sorry_if_this_was_posted_but_i_saw_it_and_here/
The above are the most hotpocketed posts in the Cringemines today, jannied within 15 minutes of posting. I will be posting the contents.

[Anonymous No.51534062]

>>51534039
kek wrong first link. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xjd6hi/this_is_not_the_the_same_market_we_invested_in/

[Anonymous No.51534071]

Just sold everything, GME is going to tank fucking HARD on Thursday. Be warned. Do what you will. Not advising you to sell just giving you a warning.

[Anonymous No.51534074]

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>51533974
>>51533996
thank for bread

[Anonymous No.51534087]

>>51534062

[Anonymous No.51534099]

At 4AM for premarket you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

[Anonymous No.51534109]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xjbhrh/goldman_sachs_and_morgan_stanley_have/
Another interesting, quickly deleted, post.
>>51534099
Digits

[Anonymous No.51534114]

Interesting that of all times Ken Griffin is finally creeping out of the shadows again. It's been a while since his last interview. I wonder what he'll have to say this time.

[Anonymous No.51534115]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.51534120]

Can't wait to be apart of the new elite of America, thanks to GME. I am just too good of a trader and outmaneuvered even the most cunning and crafty Wallstreet hedgie.

[Anonymous No.51534128]

>>51534099
Doubles aren’t enough for the copypasta to come true. Quints or higher

[Anonymous No.51534131]

Damn, BBBY is already beating GME again. This might come to a head before thursday. The ass is about to fall out.

[Anonymous No.51534132]

Your daily reminder.

A date for MOASS has been provided via meme magic. This is not a drill, I repeat, this is not a drill.

[Anonymous No.51534137]

>>51534114
I want to know if he’s still playing call of duty.

[Anonymous No.51534139]

I like the stock, MOASS in AH

[Anonymous No.51534162]

>>51534139
>>51534132
MOASS is on September 23, 2022, Native American Day
>HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA

[Anonymous No.51534164]

[Anonymous No.51534193]

>>51534132
Kek. Never stop posting this.

[Anonymous No.51534197]

>>51534162
It’s also my birthday.

[Anonymous No.51534204]

>>51534132
meme magick IS real
it CAN be harnessed
we WILL make it

[Anonymous No.51534217]

>>51534071
It’s almost like we knew that would happen and a large portion of us are sitting on literal stacks of fiat cash to slurp their final dip.
You all are so fucked. So fucked I cannot even wrap my head around it anymore

[Anonymous No.51534241]

>>51534197
MOASS cancelled
>>51534217
I slurped last wednesday at the 26 range.

[Anonymous No.51534261]

[Anonymous No.51534263]

We’re actually about to WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51534264]

>>51534217
Kenny is about to get a big lesson in "supply and demand"

[Anonymous No.51534276]

the negative sentiment against BBBY is so ridiculous, like how it was against GME in february 2021, i just roll my eyes. the FTDs from the 395M volume day are due this thursday. if BBBY gets rugged then it will affect GME as well, RC needs to show that they can achieve profitability before they run out of cash.

[Anonymous No.51534275]

October 11

[Anonymous No.51534280]

-4%? Wow that’s a big move!
>checks volume
KEK. I’m sooooooooo scared

[Anonymous No.51534286]

We're never going to WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51534302]

>>51534264
Kenny is a manager level. He was denied investment bank status because to the real players he is a fucking nobody. I’m more interested in Goldman and Morgan Stanley getting their lesson

[Anonymous No.51534307]

>>51534162
As a Feather Injun, fuck all shit skin dot indians.
>>51534197
Happy birthday fren WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51534326]

>>51534099
Checked

[Anonymous No.51534330]

>>51534276
Oh fuck this post makes me feel like buying bbby puts again. Not very subtle “anon”…

[Anonymous No.51534358]

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

[Anonymous No.51534362]

>>51534276
>should we make a bbby thread?
>nah, let's just spam it in the gme thread
>that way they'll know we just care about their best financial interests

[Anonymous No.51534365]

>>51534330
He lays you up for the slam dunk. Right 45?

[Anonymous No.51534374]

DOT orange, MARKET dying, GME crabbing, VIX spiking

[Anonymous No.51534402]

>>51534362
the lack of a BBBY thread is another sign of the excessive bearishness/lethargy, people are holding and buying more but there are newfags that lack the enthusiasm of GME holders

[Anonymous No.51534421]

>>51534402
okay but fuck off to your own thread

[Anonymous No.51534437]

>>51534307
Agreed. But post MO'ASS I'm going to be holding my nose and fucking the presentable looking pajeetas in the curry dispenser.

[Anonymous No.51534448]

>>51534421
Shills recycling strategies is very bullish. They’ve run out of ideas, and their bosses have run out of time

[Anonymous No.51534453]

>>51534421
you will get the karma you deserve for your arrogance, fucking newfag getting married to GME, you should have lurked reddit and learned about roaring kitty's deep value investing principles, FTDs etc, GME has crabbed for almost 2 years without getting on reg sho again

[Anonymous No.51534455]

>>51534402
Kek. I wonder what you must think about amc.

[Anonymous No.51534467]

>>51534453
>muh reg sho

[Anonymous No.51534476]

>>51534455
AMC has the shitty fundamentals with a boomer shill CEO and no turnaround plan
BBBY is transforming itself like GME

[Anonymous No.51534518]

>>51534374
VIX is being manipulated. It should be a lot higher considering how much SPY has been dropping.

[Anonymous No.51534519]

yo dumbfucks. posts are getting jannied on the subreddit just because of the automod. read the fucking automod comment. "OP needs to reply to this comment within 10 minutes or it will be deleted" none of you fuckers know how to read.

[Anonymous No.51534522]

>>51534476
Is that why the CFO tried to fly? Hey jeet do you know what the “F” in CFO stands for?

[Anonymous No.51534533]

KEK BOBBIES

[Anonymous No.51534553]

most people ITT are unironic baggies that didn't slurp in february 2021, fucking low IQ NPCs

>>51534522
he was probably a BCG shill, appointed by the former CEO. when GME's old CFO jim bell got fired baggies said he was a snake and it was bullish.

[Anonymous No.51534555]

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[Anonymous No.51534561]

>>51534522
chief falling officer

[Anonymous No.51534572]

>>51534437
Kek, post MOASS I will be live streaming my cattle ranches slaughterhouse feed into every home in india

[Anonymous No.51534592]

>>51534437
>Curry dispenser
y...yea?

[Anonymous No.51534610]

MARKET CRASH HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.51534614]

>*intentional financial fallacies*

[Anonymous No.51534629]

>>51534553
GURDEEP, YOU CANNOT CALL THEM THE BAGGIES WHEN YOU ARE PRETENDING TO BE ONE OF THEM. KINDLY GET YOURSELF TO MY OFFICE

[Anonymous No.51534641]

>>51534610
If AAPL slides, all hell is gonna break loose

[Anonymous No.51534649]

>thinking this is a crash
wait until SPY has been halved, then we can talk about crashes

[Anonymous No.51534651]

>>51534629
i got out at around 40 and went all in on BBBY

[Anonymous No.51534656]

>>51534610
AIEEEEEEE IT'S THOSE DAMN PESKY RUSSIANS

[Anonymous No.51534723]

is putin long GME?

[Anonymous No.51534754]

volume is hilarious today wow. Literally might the lowest day ever by close.

[Anonymous No.51534788]

>>51534610
When?

[Anonymous No.51534795]

>>51534723
He actually is, funnily enough, but it’s likely just as part of diversifying into a bunch of burger companies instead of knowing there’s a squeeze coming and directly trying to collapse his chief geopolitical enemy. At least that’s what I try to tell myself

[Anonymous No.51534798]

>>51534754
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xjfl9u/demand_zone_eaten_up/

[Anonymous No.51534812]

>>51534553
Can you believe that in some short hedge fund someone focus grouped this tactic and sent it to the shills. They call us retarded but this whole debacle is showing that there is no actual talent or intellect on the entirety of wallstreet

[Anonymous No.51534832]

>>51534610
I hate the plungies so much, they keep propping up this dead corpse of a market. They're worse than Kenny.

[Anonymous No.51534856]

the bich is percolating sers

[Anonymous No.51534873]

>>51534788
Now into tomorrow when it really starts. It's over

[Anonymous No.51534887]

>GME is beating the market
>SPY -1.6%
>GME -4%

[Anonymous No.51534916]

>>51534887
umm look again

[Anonymous No.51534927]

>>51534916
>looks again
>SPY -1.5
>GME -4.1
?

[Anonymous No.51534940]

>>51534927
lol dumbass actually looked

[Anonymous No.51534955]

let me guess the market crush are due to fear of putin‘s speech

[Anonymous No.51534995]

>>51534955
It's mostly just that the markets are still overvalued by two standard deviations. A gust of wind could cause it to crash.

[Anonymous No.51535012]

>>51534940

[Anonymous No.51535025]

>>51533990
holy based and close on the digis

[Anonymous No.51535039]

>Volume
When can we start talking about a certain percolating issue that DRSing is causing frens

i did my part with buying 100+ shares @ IEX today

[Anonymous No.51535051]

I haven’t showered in weeks

[Anonymous No.51535078]

>>51535051
same

[Anonymous No.51535095]

>>51535051
>>51535078

[Anonymous No.51535113]

>Pfizer down 2%

Then why haven't my puts on it moved?

[Anonymous No.51535126]

Hello, this is rugpull

[Anonymous No.51535147]

>>51535126
tried to warn you

[Anonymous No.51535156]

Baggies..... when is drs ever going to impact the price? You understand it'll never be 100% right? You understand your volume is less than half the pre split average right?

[Anonymous No.51535170]

>>51535051
>>51535078
>>51535095
based stinkies

[Anonymous No.51535175]

We've established a clear correlation with SPY: when it goes up we go down, and when it goes down we also go down.

[Anonymous No.51535195]

>>51535113
I have been watching this like a hawk!!! Someone is manipulating PFE IV just like they are on VIX. I am almost in the money and they still aren’t budging. These are December expiries too…Someone is hiding something

[Anonymous No.51535202]

>>51534873
I believe you. Just bought 3 SPY puts.

[Anonymous No.51535204]

>>51535175
the only solution is shorting.

[Anonymous No.51535208]

2m volume and 1.5 h til close. low volume just keep coming. the time is up

[Anonymous No.51535215]

>>51535051
>>51535078
wow you are truly useless, low functioning schizos/autists like /pol/ after the 2016 election

[Anonymous No.51535224]

Also check my ID, pardner.

[Anonymous No.51535232]

>>51535195
I’ve been buying GME calls for a year now and the past 3-4 months they go down when GME goes up and Up when GME goes down all the time….never sticks obviously, but I’ve noticed it happen a lot

[Anonymous No.51535238]

>>51535208
Dumping every single day on low volume. Baggies think this is bullish. Ahahahaha

[Anonymous No.51535246]

26 is my number where I throw another six figures at this beautiful stock. The low volume says EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.51535249]

>>51535224
howdy , fren

[Anonymous No.51535251]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xjg63c/loan_fund/
kek borrowies

[Anonymous No.51535259]

can you get this idea into your thick skulls? that people ITT can't even take a shower once every few days. you people SUCK, your stock will fucking keep crabbing for years

[Anonymous No.51535269]

>>51535224
Howdy pardner

[Anonymous No.51535273]

>>51535251
Uh oh...... $10 billion more to borrow. Gamestop $5 EOY

[Anonymous No.51535285]

>>51535259
I just went for a swim directly off the pontoon of my Cessna 206. Does that count as bathing?

[Anonymous No.51535286]

I shower twice a day…

[Anonymous No.51535287]

>>51535259
it's like talking to a wall my friend they literally will not listen. they're so fucking nasty too, it's a lot more fun to just watch them lose everything. you should have been here a few weeks ago when they dropped from 45 to 24 and they called it bullish and thought that the entire float would be bought in days. it's a never ending cycle of stinky, unwashed false hope for people who don't try.

[Anonymous No.51535288]

>>51535259
>trillion-dollar hedgefunds are losing to literal stinky retards

[Anonymous No.51535339]

Aapl propping up the entire market today…would be a real shame if it started slipping into power hour…

[Anonymous No.51535362]

>>51535251
Back to $20, fast!
I love a good Shmita slooorp

[Anonymous No.51535368]

>>51535273
>Gamestop $5
I fucking want this to happen. DRS numbers will accelerate to light speed and I will also drastically increase my position.

[Anonymous No.51535371]

>>51535339
Wonder what RC is planning to do with his AAPL...

[Anonymous No.51535379]

Never gonna happen baggie. I wonder how many shares apple has drsd..... Zero? Yeah... it's zero. Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.51535385]

Would anyone care to explain why SPY is doing that thing that it's doing

[Anonymous No.51535404]

>>51535224
howdy

[Anonymous No.51535432]

>>51535385
Heeeere we are to save the daaaaaaaay
PP team is here to staaaaaaaay
They need US markets to look strong while Russian markets look weak. It’s WWWIII. The corrupt Biden administration has decided free and fair markets are less important than midterms…watch what happens when Putin starts dropping truth bombs…Putin waiting for sour hour lol

[Anonymous No.51535431]

>>51535251
Could someone calculate what price we'll be going down to based on the shorting from the $500m loan?

[Anonymous No.51535444]

>>51535431
Back to $20 fast

[Anonymous No.51535485]

Here we fucking go

[Anonymous No.51535494]

>>51535444
trips of truth may it happen before friday. I hedged with so many puts on this bitch that i can double my position in gme if it goes to 20

[Anonymous No.51535495]

>>51535485
kek commies

[Anonymous No.51535509]

>>51535368
>DRS numbers will accelerate to light speed
No one tell him

[Anonymous No.51535516]

>>51535485
>65
Imagine putting old people on the battlefield.

[Anonymous No.51535528]

>>51535368
>DRS numbers will accelerate
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.51535534]

>>51535509
Kill yourself faggot

[Anonymous No.51535547]

>>51535516
Russia's demographic "pyramid" looks like a funnel.

[Anonymous No.51535578]

>>51535113
It was priced into the cost of the puts themselves. There's lots of things that effect the price of an option. Most options break even at best for this reason.

[Anonymous No.51535587]

nigga why is the moass upside down?? fix it, now.

[Anonymous No.51535622]

[Anonymous No.51535670]

>>51535485
Oh cool.

[Anonymous No.51535807]

>>51535622
>the baggy will defend BBBY with his life

[Anonymous No.51535810]

FUCKING FINALLY, my new remote job is starting on Thursday! I'm gonna buy so many jiemis next month.

[Anonymous No.51535866]

>>51535810
nice. come shitpost with us in the /wfh/ generals once you are settled in

[Anonymous No.51535881]

Whose ready for some slurpies on Friday? Think about how all of your financial worries are gone, now that hedgies are trapped in a short trade where they can only stay alive by selling you all of the free-money assets that you can afford. If at the very least, you buy at LEAST one single share of GME every pay period you will do well for yourself. You literally can't lose.
They must be seething, seeing an actual company they were shorting getting locked away in CS. And there is nothing they can do about it other than reap the rewards of their own stupidity. The world is yours, fren. All of your dreams will come true, and Kek Griffies himself is going to personally serve you up your plate of tendies once MOASS kicks off.
We're all gonna wagmi!
Checkmate, hedgies.

[Anonymous No.51535919]

>>51535881
people who are coping make posts like this

[Anonymous No.51535922]

>>51535810
Gratz, anon.

[Anonymous No.51535935]

-5% down today

Jesus when is anything going to fucking happen already just crash the global economy and make me a billionaire already Ryan Cohen you bitch bastard REEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51535958]

The line is doing idiosyncratic things

[Anonymous No.51535978]

>>51535958
I'm about to idiosyncratically make it.

[Anonymous No.51535979]

Meanwhile, in ol' blimey
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-62970803
>Treasury refuses to publish UK economic forecast
>The Treasury is refusing to publish a forecast of the UK's economic outlook alongside this Friday's mini-Budget.
It's because things are going so well, right? (Btw, the top story is Truss defending plans to increase bankers bonuses)

[Anonymous No.51536030]

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[Anonymous No.51536041]

>>51536030
skeptical

[Anonymous No.51536042]

Biggest reversal we've had in a few weeks.

[Anonymous No.51536052]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE ONLY -4% DOWN INSTEAD OF -5% WE'RE ALL GONNA WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51536116]

>>51535919
Just feeling extra comfy womfy.

GME is crash proof because the hedgies have to buy back their shorts. No other stock is this safe. I might need to throw another blankie on the bed tonight during this cool early-autumn nights. It's impossible to describe how comforting it is to know the hedgies are stuck and have to personally negotiate with me to relinquish my shares at whatever asking price I want. We all literally just outsmarted and outmaneuvered Wallstreet and now we will be richly rewarded for our cunning guile and expertise as market experts.
What is everyone's choice of tendies once MOASS kicks off? I'm going to slam like 6 pints of Guinness and order 10 plates of tendies with one of every sauce and have my waitress walk around the room and deliver them to every table in the same manner that Olive Garden hands out breadsticks. We're all gonna wagmi
Kek shillies

[Anonymous No.51536141]

>>51536116
I think I'll buy a good water filter and pour myself a nice cold glass of H2O.

[Anonymous No.51536174]

we are not going to make it

[Anonymous No.51536197]

>>51536052
aaand back to -5%

[Anonymous No.51536207]

>>51536141
You'll be able to afford some reverse osmosis water to avoid the flouride. Bountiful days of unbridled hydration lay before us, fren.

[Anonymous No.51536219]

They forgot my extra chicken… worst day ever.

[Anonymous No.51536241]

under 3 mill vol today?

[Anonymous No.51536320]

>>51536241
you're gonna see some serious price movement in after hours

[Anonymous No.51536341]

>>51536241
All of the shares are locked up in CS. kek
You know that the closer we get to locking the float we'll start seeing lower and lower volume.

[Anonymous No.51536346]

...

[Anonymous No.51536366]

unbothered

[Anonymous No.51536421]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xji93a/reposting_cause_i_forgot_the_links_im_sorry_if/
I hope they don't janny this one

[Anonymous No.51536453]

>>51534561
Top lel Carlos.

[Anonymous No.51536504]

>>51534197
mine too!

[Anonymous No.51536506]

>>51536366
yeah I'm thinkin WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51536527]

Don't be suprised with a 1M+ volume tick at 1 minute before close.

[Anonymous No.51536557]

>>51536527
Will we tank or only continue to dump?

[Anonymous No.51536584]

>>51536557
lemme rub my crystal ball and I'll get back to ya

[Anonymous No.51536583]

>>51536557
No clue, but SHFs don't like low liquidity like this at all

[Anonymous No.51536590]

>>51533974
When they've been shorting this down from 30 to 25 and letting it run up again to short it down again every day for so long, dont they just keep making infinite money?

[Anonymous No.51536605]

>>51536590
You don't seem to understand how shorting works.

[Anonymous No.51536618]

>>51536557
Doomp to 25.40

[Anonymous No.51536623]

>>51536590
yes
>>51536605
no, you don't, you fucking retard. ever wonder why GME always ends at max pain basically exactly? you dumb cunts aren't exploiting an infinite money glitch you retards ARE the infinite money glitch

[Anonymous No.51536628]

I was told that we will rocket in after hours but ONLY if NOBODY in this thread is GAY.

[Anonymous No.51536639]

>>51536590
They shorted it at $483 and now it's down to $27. They're making boatloads every single day

[Anonymous No.51536645]

>>51536583
Don't they? It seems like it's even easier to sink the price 5% on almost no volume. We've had like four green days since the splivvy.

[Anonymous No.51536647]

>>51536628
Its over bros

[Anonymous No.51536650]

>>51536605
You don't seem to understand how the SEC works.

[Anonymous No.51536652]

>>51536623
Ahh yes because we all gamble on options here at /gme/!
Thank you for your good faith argument, haha!

[Anonymous No.51536659]

>>51536623
Max pain is not a reliable metric because it changes. It follows the price.

[Anonymous No.51536666]

>>51536623
That’s funny, because I still have every single share I’ve paid for in my possession in my own name. Are the shills admitting to the creation of naked shorts? KEK shillies, they can’t just create money from thin air.

[Anonymous No.51536673]

They shorted at $4 and are bleeding money every single day.

[Anonymous No.51536679]

>>51536639
>he doesn’t know about the split
anon, I... they were cellar boxing when at the equivalent of $1, and even the SEC says the sneeze wasn’t due to them closing those positions. When do you suppose it happened?

[Anonymous No.51536680]

>>51536605
They short it, it goes down, they earn money. No?
Its been going up and down for over a year. If they short it down everytime and cash in those shorts, dont they earn money?

[Anonymous No.51536690]

>>51536680
>and cash in those shorts
(they don't)

[Anonymous No.51536704]

>>51536666
they're not creating it out of thin air, they make it by extracting the value of your stock and taking it from GME's price, and into their own pockets. that's how shorting works. they open a short when the price is high (~2 weeks ago) then close the position when the price drops. then they let it run up and short it again. they have been doing this for 2 years while you stupid faggots just dump your life savings into GME and see 0 returns.

[Anonymous No.51536710]

>>51536590
Top 5 most retarded posts I've read this month. How clueless are you about the core the the thesis

[Anonymous No.51536716]

>>51536645
Low liquidity is extremely risky when big buy orders start coming in

[Anonymous No.51536719]

>>51536690
They dont cash in the short positions they are 'winning' on? How do you know?

[Anonymous No.51536720]

>>51536680
>cash in those shorts
Toppest kek
Plz lurk moar

[Anonymous No.51536738]

>>51536680
The market makers are short and they are the ones providing the liquidity. If the MMs buy to close their shorts then the price explodes higher as no one but the shorts are providing liquidity.

[Anonymous No.51536748]

>>51536716
2 more weeks until those orders start rolling in right baggola? you financial rockstar, you.

[Anonymous No.51536750]

>>51536710
I understand that they have to buy back the $5 short positions they've held for over a year, but please explain why they are not earning money in the meantime when they short it down an amount, and then let it run up a bit just to short it down again

[Anonymous No.51536759]

record low volume. how do i profit from this?

[Anonymous No.51536768]

>>51536748
I'm just explaining why low liquidity is dangerous for a cellar box play that's all

[Anonymous No.51536769]

>>51536759
post it on reddit and get a bunch of karma

[Anonymous No.51536775]

>post yfw you aren't worth 5% less than you were when you woke up this morning
Not so fast gme maxipda baggie bros

[Anonymous No.51536786]

Tip for the shills itt: only a minuscule fraction of the shorts get closed on any given day. I know this because closing a short requires somebody to sell, but nobody is selling except for the shorters themselves
Put another way: how do you close a short position in profit when the only sell orders coming in for you to buy are either your fellow shorts or retards who demand seven digits?

[Anonymous No.51536824]

>>51536786
Idk the infinite fake shares they created? Talmudic number magic?
Or are you saying they cant close ANY of the shorts because not enough people are selling?

[Anonymous No.51536826]

feels good to hold gme. because it will never be at $0.0000.

[Anonymous No.51536843]

Dude the lack of volume is actually insane. Not even high volume candles into close. Never seen anything like it…there are supposed to be 300 million shares of this company KEK

[Anonymous No.51536867]

>>51536826
Your children will inherit your bags and they will comfy womfy post to their own graves. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

[Anonymous No.51536871]

If we start seeing volume in AH I may nut

[Anonymous No.51536883]

>>51536750
Interest on the shares they borrow end up costing them millions a day. They are losing money.

[Anonymous No.51536889]

>hedge fund naked shorted the absolute fuck out of a stock below $4
>stock ends up being well above that for nearly 2 years
>hedge fund has no choice but to continue to bleed to maintain collateral on the short position so it NEVER gets closed
>any closing of shorts whatsoever will start MOASS
>that's what a fucking short squeeze is
For the retards, get this through your fucking heads. Hedge funds NEVER intended to close ANY shorts. That's what cellar boxing is. They aren't making any money since they are dealing entirely in unrealized numbers.

[Anonymous No.51536895]

>>51536786
No, you don't understand anon, they can keep selling to the same group of people forever because clearly these people will never catch on when the same guy keeps coming around every 2 weeks looking more and more frazzled selling the exact same shares to them over and over again.
This is certainly not indicated by the increasing interest paid on shorting GME. the drop in volume or any other indicators; you must trust the shill, he has your best interests at heart honest guv. Now enjoy your delicious snake oil.

[Anonymous No.51536898]

>>51536867
>your children will inherit your bags
Exactly ranjeet. Exactly. I wish your children were as fortunate…

[Anonymous No.51536908]

>>51536889
So the shorts they make from 29 down to 25 they cant earn money on because they cant close them?

[Anonymous No.51536916]

>>51536824
>Or are you saying they cant close ANY of the shorts because not enough people are selling?
>he doesn’t know
Two facts alone tell me they’re not closing shit. (1) Fidelity consistently shows a 80-20 buy ratio for jimmies. (2) Ortex etc shows that about 60% or more of the total volume on any given day is new shorts opening. How many of those have closed?

[Anonymous No.51536922]

>>51536824
Not enough people selling, interest rates going up, not enough people lending REAL shares.They are slowly being stung to death by their own hubris

[Anonymous No.51536929]

GME pattern, we make it tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51536957]

>>51536824
It's the latter. Retail isn't selling at all. Market makers are still auto-shorting retail buy orders and then getting fucked in the ass when retail DRSes instead of selling.

[Anonymous No.51536975]

>>51536929
>pic
Kek. That's the stupidist thing I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.51537081]

>Volume is lowest in pre-split terms since this thing started
Flatline-kun...

[Anonymous No.51537089]

>>51536929
there's also a giant wagmi dragon on the 5Y chart. it's literally tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51537093]

>>51536908
Kek. That's what baggie bitchies believe. Think about it for about twelve seconds though, and you should figure out the flaw in this whole "They shorted it fuckloads at $400 they must be loosing money" idea. The key is to cut out the logic center of your skull with a broken bit of glass, then it'll all make sense and you can be like the other baggie bitches; sat in a thread on a Slovakian nationalist knitting forum, day dreaming about when their sad lives will finally turn around rather than facing up to their problems and accepting they're never going to be millionaires.

[Anonymous No.51537100]

So… we just hit a new low volume record

Is that good?

[Anonymous No.51537120]

>>51537081
>>51537100
Flat deniers never did the DD

[Anonymous No.51537126]

Hey guys I haven't been here since BBBY dropped, are you millionaires yet? Is it still 2 weeks away from now? Do I still need to sneed?

[Anonymous No.51537155]

>>51537100
>fractals
>flatline
the prophecy!

[Anonymous No.51537193]

Have you noticed that shills cant directly tell you to sell? I bet you its cause they cant have direct proof of market manipulation, but fudding toes that line of directly manipulating vs indirectly manipulating.

Also beware for the red prophet comes

[Anonymous No.51537207]

Sell all your GME shares. This is financial advice

[Anonymous No.51537209]

>>51537193
This.

[Anonymous No.51537218]

>>51537193
>Have you noticed that shills cant directly tell you to sell?
It's because no one wants you to sell. We want to keep ramming you bitchies' asses all the way down to zero! What good would selling do? You're bitchies. You'll just end up losing the money as you scavenge for bottles to recycle anyway. It's the circle of life, you're the krill of people.

[Anonymous No.51537227]

>51537093
>He doesn't address the point, he doesn't refute the argument, he just keeps repeating the same talking points over and over.
And then you wonder why everyone thinks you've been paid to be here.
Not me, I think you're too stupid to be employed, as we all know once you hit an IQ of 80 or less you reach the point where it's counterproductive to try and train someone for a role.
But keep seething at us, you fit in as well as a cock in a glory hole.

[Anonymous No.51537239]

>>51537100
>>51537155
Fractalchads you were right
The prophecy is true

[Anonymous No.51537243]

>>51537120
It's all very exciting. 2 milly day before Halloween.

[Anonymous No.51537246]

>>51537093
I’m so proud of the shills for figuring out the joke after two years, that it’s not supposed to be “Mongolian throat singing” literally everytime. Why are Indians unable to parse nuance? Way to go finally. Looking forward to what other creative approaches you can take

[Anonymous No.51537280]

>51537218
>nobody sells
>price still goes down
HMMMM... can you explain that one shilly? You sure you want no one to sell?

[Anonymous No.51537292]

>>51537193
sell

[Anonymous No.51537295]

SHILLS ARE
UNEQUIVOCALLY
IRREPERABLY
B U T T B L A S T E D

[Anonymous No.51537350]

>>51537246
I will deposit 45 Rupees in the account of whichever shill can come up with the most creative Indian based version of the joke.
That should be enough to feed your 12 dick-fingered cow god and keep away the toilet witches for a week.

[Anonymous No.51537474]

>nobody is selling

[Anonymous No.51537480]

Marketwatch just showed me a candle past 29 dollarydoos and AH price up by >5%. Not there after refreshing 3 times. Fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.51537485]

>>51537193
Yeah, because they fear the RicoMan.
>and they should

[Anonymous No.51537487]

>>51536704
Oh oh get it now, so should I sell my bags?

[Anonymous No.51537510]

>>51537487
nah drs them

[Anonymous No.51537529]

>>51537474
Why censor the names? Surely there's nothing suspicious in their post history?

[Anonymous No.51537565]

>>51537487
No. If you needed it explained after 2 years you'll be happier living in a fantasy world like the rest of these schizos. You all wouldn't make it out on the outside, that's why you have to sit in here playing "what I'd do if I won the lottery" every day for years.

[Anonymous No.51537569]

This general was interesting when the squeeze happened but now its just the same few mentally ill baggies arguing with the figments of their own schizophrenic imagination. Sad

[Anonymous No.51537578]

>>51537529
It's their own post.

[Anonymous No.51537581]

>>51537569
Inventing villains to fight against makes the bitches feel important.

[Anonymous No.51537586]

>>51537578
Probably a good 6 months of shitposting on GMEMeltdownie before this post.

[Anonymous No.51537603]

>>51537565
>that's why you have to sit in here playing "what I'd do if I won the lottery" every day for years
You actually hit the nail on the head. I buy a ticket once a week and its a nice fun thought exercise for a few minutes thinking about what Id do with all that money, but then its over and I carry on actually trying to make a real world improvement to my life by working on my business/fitness/relationships
These schizos have abdicated all responsibility over their own lives and have instead spent 2 years spiralling into a depression of their own making through "itll be okay in 2 more weeks when the moass happens" delusion. Sad but somewhat interesting too

[Anonymous No.51537613]

>>51537218
What's a bitchies?

[Anonymous No.51537628]

One Diet Shasta please

[Anonymous No.51537637]

>It's a 'The shills start jerking each other off' episode
I'm amazed they can afford two of you by this point.

[Anonymous No.51537655]

>>51537603
>abdicated all responsibility over their own lives and have instead spent 2 years spiralling into a depression of their own making through "itll be okay in 2 more weeks when the moass happens" delusion
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.51537659]

>>51537637
Implying it isn't just Ken and his family posting

[Anonymous No.51537678]

>>51537659
That'd be implying Kens family love him enough to pitch in, which is even less likely.

[Anonymous No.51537683]

>>51537637
>they can afford
You don't even really believe that anymore do you? You know I'm just a guy making fun of you for staking his entire life on what happened to a stock I sold at a profit years ago. You just need to think its all real right? Or you might realise what a waste the last few years have been? That you should have been living your life, not sat waiting for a mythical force to come along and bail out all your bad decisions and bad habits that have put you in this situation?

[Anonymous No.51537712]

>>51537193
>easy ID
it's tomorrow, easy.

[Anonymous No.51537713]

Guys, what are the chances that Ryan Cohen (ticker: RC) has been killed and replaced by a hedgie plant?

We've not had his (7 - July ) (4 - August) 1 tweet of September yet, BBBY CEO has epsteined himself off the roof.

Is he locked in a cell, unable to get out his much desired scat based tweet?

Also, why is "the greatest time to be alive" now?

[Anonymous No.51537715]

Oh no, I already called you a sub-80 IQ Gorilla a good few pages up.
But watching you and the other guy suck each other off is fascinating. As for 'what a waste the past few years have been'
Project harder, holding costs nothing, I've been getting on with other things in my life.

[Anonymous No.51537735]

>>51537637
>I'm amazed they can afford two of you by this point.
Why? You realise le evil shorts make money when your shit stock goes down? Shorts are up 20% just in the last month kek. I come here and laugh at you retards for free - but im still winning compared to you retards who are actively losing money
Just to recap the order of winners
1. Hedgies shorting the stock
2. Me - I do it for free


Last place: idiots who bought this overvalued shite based on what a stranger on reddit who doesnt even understand finance told them

[Anonymous No.51537739]

On May 24, 2021 the IG informed the SEC that the Investor Education and Advocacy Ombudsman had failed in her role by falsifying reports; lying to investigators; and refusing to file hundreds of complaints. 2 days later, May 26, SEC asks GameStop for docs and info on trading activity.

WAGMI FRENS we're right, we're early, we're gonna all WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51537741]

>>51537678
I'm sure his ex-wife is still salty about the bedpost incident

[Anonymous No.51537749]

Lowest volume yet. We're all gonna be so fucking rich I love it. Thanks hedgies

[Anonymous No.51537755]

>>51537713
>why is "the greatest time to be alive" now?
Because he is making money hand over fist by grifting spastics out of their money? Whats not to love?

[Anonymous No.51537757]

It's bad

[Anonymous No.51537773]

>>51537749
How does low volume actually mean anything though? Aren't they just waiting for the collapse so institutions sell all of their holdings and then the MM's can gain liquidity to keep tanking GME more?

[Anonymous No.51537796]

>>51537755
Hot diggity dang, you're right! I'm selling.

[Anonymous No.51537807]

>>51537757
no way this is real.

[Anonymous No.51537813]

>>51537749
This is your room temp iq brain on reddit

[Anonymous No.51537817]

>>51537735
>Actively losing money
Pontificate loudly about how you don't understand the concept of stocks and revaluating assets on fucking /biz/ of all places without understanding any word in this sentence why don't you?
Fuck me, there's Dunning-Kruger and then there's whatever you're on.

[Anonymous No.51537835]

>>51537807
it's not. if they were going to start offing gme hodlers they'd just start making them disappear in the middle of the night, not be an internet tough guy

[Anonymous No.51537870]

>shills don't understand the significance of low volume
What's the matter Kenny? Not enough infinite liquidity?

[Anonymous No.51537871]

>>51537817
>Pontificate loudly about how you don't understand the concept of stocks and revaluating assets on fucking /biz/ of all places without understanding any word in this sentence why don't you?
>Fuck me, there's Dunning-Kruger and then there's whatever you're on.
Your stocks = down

[Anonymous No.51537888]

>>51537870
The january 2021 squeeze had record breaking high volume. But yes im sure low volume is actually bullish

[Anonymous No.51537895]

>>51537773
i don't know but it would be nice of them to turn it down a bit more more the shills are still so loud

[Anonymous No.51537903]

Uh oh guys they brought out the big boy shills after the lowest volume day

I think Im going to sell the stock Ive been holding for over a year and a half of which the bull thesis has never been properly countered.

[Anonymous No.51537909]

>>51537903
What a coincidence that the lowest volume day was also a red day

[Anonymous No.51537932]

kek low volume dumping baggies. Nobody wants to buy your fucking stock

[Anonymous No.51537940]

>750,000 pre-split volume

[Anonymous No.51537943]

That's weird... someone replied to my post but I can't see what is says. I wonder how that happened... strange. Person probably didn't have anything interesting to say anyway, especially not about GME. Crazy how people can care so much about GME without holding a single share.

[Anonymous No.51537946]

>>51537903
Yeah but they're calling you stupid! Just like they have been for the past 18 months.
Surely this time it'll stick because as we all know 4chan users are highly influenceable using basic crowd psychology tactics rather than being massive autists that don't give two tugs of their cock about feelies when they conflict with the paper-facts.
Sound like anyone that's moderately famous for coming out on top last time these fags fucked up?

[Anonymous No.51537953]

>>51537903
But anon you heard them, they're not shills they're just fellow posters who think people posting "Comfy" "Wagmi" and "It's tomorrow" is so funny it's worth monitoring daily for 2 years. Perfectly normal behavior.

[Anonymous No.51537955]

>>51537870
It’s crazy especially after the amount of tradable shares got quadrupled.

[Anonymous No.51537974]

Hurry up and do a dividend RC ffs. I wanna leave the internet and never come back.

[Anonymous No.51537976]

>>51537683

[Anonymous No.51537982]

>>51537474
welp this person single handedly ended moass

[Anonymous No.51537985]

shills are seething

shills will not be enveloped in holycohen's loving embrace

[Anonymous No.51537988]

>>51537955
They can't close their trades, ever. At any price.

[Anonymous No.51537997]

>>51537903
>bull thesis has never been properly countered.
The bull thesis you redditors masturbated over after the squeeze had a target of around $9 post-squeeze, and it played out. It was based on new console sales which didn’t materialise for GameStop in any meaningful way, and a short squeeze, which happened and GameStop used to dilute and stay afloat for a few more years. If you’re referring to hair-brain NFT copium or theories that shorting a stock at $400 down to $80 isn’t profitable somehow because you missed the real squeeze, there’s nothing to refute. It’s asking someone to talk to a pile of horse shit.

[Anonymous No.51538020]

>im comfy womfy!
>n-no, really! im comfy womfy womfy!
meanwhile your fucking stock does nothing but dump every single day on low volume

[Anonymous No.51538026]

>>51537835
Oh god, if the hedgefunds are why the shooting starts, that would be the most ridiculous shit ever. Can you even think of a more justified act of self-defense than blasting a hedge-fund hired gun when they come to extort you? Hot damn. What a way to get legal blood on your hands.
Hey Kenny, are your bad boys built to stop buckshot?

[Anonymous No.51538039]

>>51537997
Imagine spending your afternoon on here when you could be making love to a beautiful woman, or painting a lovely oil vista. You don't even hod the stock, what a completely sad and miserable existence.

I bet secretly you do hold the stock you're just so utterly bored and starved of attention you come here to get any interaction you can before you drive to the store to buy a ready meal, fill your face and then play video games into the wee hours of the morning.

Sad

[Anonymous No.51538049]

>>51537985
Warren Buffet is on record saying he fucking loves it when people short BRK/A, because they’re a guaranteed buyer in the future. I like to imagine RC has similar attitudes about Kenny

[Anonymous No.51538053]

>>51537903
>no one has disproved the DD!
no one has disproven the bible, the quran or the book of mormon. The burden of proof is on the people making the ridiculous claims and so far zero DD has come true

[Anonymous No.51538068]

>'My thesis is based on the price being wrong/manipulated'
>Lmao the price is going down!
>'Yes but it's wrong/manipulated'
>Down! All the way down!
>'Yes because of the manipulation which won't last forever'
>DOWN DOWN DOWN, IT'S DOWN, ALL THE WAY DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN
>...That's where your boss lives right?
>SELL YOU FUCKING CHUDS DO THE NEEDFUL
Your only argument is one that no one cares about and never will, get new material.

[Anonymous No.51538075]

>>51538039
>Imagine spending your afternoon on here when you could be making love to a beautiful woman, or painting a lovely oil vista
Why are you here then? At least the short hedge funds and the shills you have invented in your schizo head are actually making money from the stock. The real losers are the people who are 20% down on the month and come here all day every day to talk about the stock

[Anonymous No.51538102]

>>51538068
>the price is manipulated
>they can manipulate it forever and down as low as they want
>they can even create shares for free out of thin air
>but they will be forced to pay me millions for my shares!
The schizophrenic contradictions of baggies

[Anonymous No.51538117]

>>51538075
I'm here as I'm invested in this company. You're not.

I have never in my life entered into a thread about other peoples interests to tell them their interests are shit.

It is quite possibly the saddest existence one can think of.

[Anonymous No.51538119]

>>51538068
Down or up, nothing matters til MOASS

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.51538130]

>>51533974
>>51533996
Thanks fren.
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

[Anonymous No.51538150]

>>51538026
I have a big dog, a bigger rifle, a zweihander of questionable quality, and 12 years worth of societal annoyance to vent. Let them come.

[Anonymous No.51538179]

>>51538075
Shill cope. Kek
This is really where we are.

[Anonymous No.51538180]

>>51538117
>I'm here as I'm invested in this company. You're not.
>It is quite possibly the saddest existence one can think of.

[Anonymous No.51538198]

>>51538026
extort? why would they extort someone when they can just kill them and any potential inheritors so the State can just take everything?

[Anonymous No.51538209]

>>51538102
>Implying anyone has said they can manipulate it forever
They can manipulate it for one more day all the way up until they can't.
Similar, funnily enough, let's see, Madoff, Hwang, Enron, every Ponzi scheme in history. They all run at a shrinking margin while pretending everything is fine for a good, long time right up until the moment everything disintegrates under foot.

If you're betting on outrunning reality for the rest of your life then you better have some long legs.
How long are the legs of a man who's already borrowing money from everyone he knows to try and give himself an extra few meters?

[Anonymous No.51538210]

I don’t even know what a bps is.

[Anonymous No.51538231]

>>51538198
I don’t think you understand how estate law works. The moment of my passing my shares will enter a trust and it will be even harder for Ken to get his hands on them.

[Anonymous No.51538247]

>>51538130
Welcome back, fren. I'll go back to lurking.

[Anonymous No.51538257]

We’ll be billionaires by November. WWIII is the catalyst

[Anonymous No.51538260]

>>51538231
you're right, i do not. i'm not a richfag yet so i haven't had to worry about estate law. tl;dr?

[Anonymous No.51538261]

How long does cohen have to be silent for before he is legally allowed to make certain announcements

[Anonymous No.51538269]

>>51538198
>dude they'll just whack hundreds of thousands of people in nearly every country
>surely nobody will notice or get angry
kek I’d love to see them try. The absolute state of shills

[Anonymous No.51538287]

wish something would happen already

[Anonymous No.51538304]

>>51538287
3:1 splivvy next week
source: I made it up

[Anonymous No.51538313]

Breaded
>82736251
>9405060606
>472614144)

[Anonymous No.51538347]

>>51533974
If hedgies want me to close my positions they should make my positions green. Because I will never close anything in red. That means defeat.
Also I didnt take out loans to invest (unlike Peter Griffin) so I can afford to lose it if gme goes bankrupt (which it wont).

[Anonymous No.51538359]

>>51538304
that would be really funny.

[Anonymous No.51538484]

>>51538304
There's going to be another splivvy eventually.
Source: Whispers from the astral plane

[Anonymous No.51538491]

>>51534132
meme magic only happens when it's not forced. you zoomers dont understand real memes.

[Anonymous No.51538511]

>>51535251
>>>Sorry, this post has been removed by the moderators
A lot of removed posts from SS lately

[Anonymous No.51538547]

>>51537637
They did just get another 600 million loan.

[Anonymous No.51538573]

So was OPEX another nothing burger?

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.51538596]

>>51538567
>>51538567
>>51538567
Threaded.

[Anonymous No.51538752]

>>51538596
How was the dentist appointment?

[Anonymous No.51539063]

>>51538752
It went well enough I think. We'll have to see how things hold up on follow-up visits and do the next part in a few months.

[Anonymous No.51539080]

>>51539063
Hope it goes well friend

[Anonymous No.51539456]

>>51539080
Thanks, fren.