Using fake money when escortcelling?

[Anonymous No.51533326]

There's this hot 18 year old college "sugar baby" that I want to fuck, but she charges 600 euro for an hour. I know a guy that can get me good fake money.
Since i'm not using it in a shop or anything and the whore would probably be too retarded to notice, is there any way I can get in trouble for this?

[Anonymous No.51533369]

thats completely foolproof anon, go for it
Simply can not fail

[Anonymous No.51533397]

>>51533326
i want to know wtf she does that's worth 600 an hour. i've had my asshole licked for the price of a bar tab.

[Anonymous No.51533398]

if she gets caught and then reports you, you will be in trouble

[Anonymous No.51533412]

>>51533326
Actually a good idea OP, I've used hooker a few times and they always have the room dark, quick check of the cash then put it away, doubt you could pull it off often law of averages and all that I'm sure one would be wise to it eventually

[Anonymous No.51533429]

>>51533369
>>51533398
Explain how it would get back to me. What proof would she have?

>>51533397
Most escorts here are drugged up whores from eastern Europe that can barely speak English. She's a native middle-class college girl that you'd see on a college campus and think "damn, she cute".

[Anonymous No.51533493]

>>51533398
idk fingerprint scanner or something if counterfeit money is a serious crime in your cunt

[Anonymous No.51533528]

>>51533493
Well her fingerprints would be on it too. And I can get more people to touch it. How could they prove it's mine?

[Anonymous No.51533533]

>>51533326
Does she work of a pimp or agency?
Does she have someone elseto cover her in terms of security?
Maybe some dirty cop? Some kike fashion company?

You may be better off just pushing her into doing it for free hen it gets to trial the fake bills can get you decades in prison in some countries.

[Anonymous No.51533539]

That’s super illegal, like pound me in the ass federal illegal. But simultaneously super funny and who’s going to believe a coked up hooker over some nerdy NEET. GG’s if you pull it off mate.

[Anonymous No.51533568]

>>51533533
Nah, she's a middle class white college girl. At best she'd have her gymcel cuck boyfriend.

[Anonymous No.51533580]

>>51533326
Her pimp will break your skull with a lead pipe.

[Anonymous No.51533622]

>>51533568
You didnt even check you retard.
You assumed.
Again theres no reason to give her fake bills.
Its the same to her as giving her nothing.
And to you its a difference between hustling + rape + counterfeit bills and just hustling + rape.

[Anonymous No.51533700]

>>51533429
>She's a native middle-class college girl that you'd see on a college campus and think "damn, she cute".
That is definitely NOT worth $600, tf

[Anonymous No.51533720]

>>51533622
its not 'rape' - thats sexual intercourse without consent. Such connset may well have been fraudulently obtained, but it was still granted and cannot be withdrawn *retroactively*, all /pol/ wymmin memes by side. The fact that shes a hooker - probably of itself, illegal - limits her complaint options as well.

[Anonymous No.51533729]

>>51533326
i would advise to kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.51533772]

>>51533720
He is talking about euros.
So maybe he is in some western EU hellhole.
Anyways its playing with fire so retarded in so many ways.

[Anonymous No.51533809]

Her Pimp will come and break your kneecaps after the second time you pay her in counterfeits.

[Anonymous No.51533865]

>>51533772
even where its 'legal' you cant just open up shop and Hello! 600 EUR per hour. You think shes registered, medically clean certified, pays Tax, etc.? I doubt it.

[Anonymous No.51533904]

>>51533865
No I am saying the case getting into court and into publicity media loop, and western euro rabid feminists pushing to make a sacrificial lamb out of him. To destroy his ass as an example.

[Anonymous No.51533941]

>>51533398
The pimp she gives all her money to would find him and beat his ass first.

From watching Soft White Underbelly, it's obvious that every prostitute has a stupid ugly black pimp that she gives all the money to.

[Anonymous No.51533971]

>>51533326
absolutely not worth the risk dude. this is a serious offense that will get traced to you.

[Anonymous No.51533988]

>>51533941
>>51533809

You niggas are legit autistic. How many times do I have to say she doesn't have a pimp? She's a shy, lazy middle-class slut living in a pimple-faced middle-class zoomer area that only interacts with nerds. At the very worst she has some roided fag from the gym who she can call if anything happens.

[Anonymous No.51534004]

>>51533326
Just do it to SeekingArrangement or Onlyfans whores. They don't have pimps.

[Anonymous No.51534075]

>>51533326

Her pimp will track you down and since you're obviously a panty-waist european you don't know how to fight, and you gave up your right to own a gun because you're a socialist european moron, so you're basically fucked unless you pay for real.

[Anonymous No.51534116]

>>51534075
another autistic ADHD nigger that can't read a thread before replying.

[Anonymous No.51534148]

>>51533326
That's fine if you can defend yourself.

[Anonymous No.51534181]

Ignore the simps, do it.

[Anonymous No.51534187]

>>51534075
I'd say go for it, but be prepared to disappear for a while after.

[Anonymous No.51534253]

>>51533429
She'll tell her pimp you gave him fake money and you will get beaten and probably owe more.

[Anonymous No.51534335]

Theres always the possibility she is a true beginner and that she started trough OF and got a few clients and nothing bad happened to her as everyone assumed she is with an agency or pimp.

Thing is when she has the first bad experience she will find a pimp by herself. Or someone will step up for the task.

[Anonymous No.51534353]

Governments print so much of their funny money that they hate it when anyone else does as well. They will shake your whore down for a list of clients and check out every one including you. Then you'll get your neck knelt on just like Fetanyl Floyd.

[Anonymous No.51534359]

>>51534253
are you autistic or can't read or what? Tbh it's my fault for asking 4chan shut-ins. I'm asking about LEGAL trouble, not some gymcel "pimp".

[Anonymous No.51534409]

>>51533326

Link her pics or post them here

[Anonymous No.51534423]

>>51533326
She'll say "cashapp only".

[Anonymous No.51534477]

Ok, I'm going to tell you what will probably happen based off of nothing but pure bullshit.
You pay her in fakes, she wont notice as most normies don't check bills, ever. She will do one of two things with these fakes.
She will buy dumb shit from a store.
She will put the money in the bank.
My bet is on option 2, as most normies use credit cards/debit cards as they don't like having large amounts of dollars on the. When she goes to make a deposit the bank will know they are fakes. I have no idea what happens from here or the machinations of the state, but the end result is her sitting in a room with some feds, as if there is one thing the US government does not fuck with its counterfit money. Only jewish bankers are allowed to print money for free, not you.
She flips on you instantly. She's not going to say she's a hooker or a prostitute, she's going to say your her "boyfriend" and you gave her some cash because she was hard up for money. Do the feds find you? IDK man, this is an elaborate larp. But I can tell you the feds have gone after people for faking $1 bills before and caught them, that's how much they hate people making counterfit bills.
Pic related is me for typing all this out, i should be studying but holy fuck is this shit boring.
TLDR: dont use counterfit bills, you might get to fuck her ass but you will end up getting ass fucked in the end.

[Anonymous No.51534502]

>>51534359
They don't even have pimps anymore if it's done through seeking arrangements or similar
God, what do these boomers know?

[Anonymous No.51534590]

>guys should I do it ?! !
>no dont do it
>waaah you guys are dumb let me explain why itll work ! !! 1
kys OP this is now a get thread

[Anonymous No.51534604]

>>51533326
Bunch of pussy bitches in this thread op. I've fucked lots of escorts dude. With pimps, without, I've even met pimps. Asian and Latina agencies. Anyway I think there's no way you get caught unless you are so nervous when you hand over the money that she gets the feeling that something is wrong with it. It's better than what I did, i also had an encounter with an independent young chick, a car date, I decided in my head after I came that i wanted my money back, so on the drive back to drop her off I pulled out a knife and told her to give me her shit and get the duck out of the car. Her face was just wow. She was so scared and in shock, she threw her bag at me and almost jumped out of the car. Literally less than 20 seconds after , i passed a cop car coming the opposite way. It could have gone so bad. The money wasn't even in her bag , she just had some visa gift cards that i used at the gas station for like $15. So yeah fake money is a super safe bet. I've had escorts that didn't even count the donation.

[Anonymous No.51534669]

>>51534590
rolling

[Anonymous No.51534692]

>>51534669
>69
I've been blessed.

[Anonymous No.51534703]

>>51534590
Are you legitimately a 60 IQ straight out of Africa nigger? This isn't A PROFESSIONAL WHORE. This is some lazy college chick not wanting to work in retail. Only a few people know she even does this, she doesn't really advertise.
How many fucking times do I need to repeat this? I came here looking for advice but this is legit funny desu.

[Anonymous No.51534768]

>>51534703
Then why the fuck are you asking us if you know you mega larping bait shitter

[Anonymous No.51534796]

>slut takes out her phone
>here anon,send the money to my revolut wallet
>holyfuck.jpg her pimp is gonna sodomize me for 3 days

[Anonymous No.51534805]

>>51534477
Listen to this person OP. If she gets caught with your fake cash you're as good as done. No way in hell she'd risk going to prison to cover your ass.

Don't listen to this larping faggot >>51534604 . Tyrone WILL get a taste of your sugar if you try something so remarkably stupid.

[Anonymous No.51534807]

>>51533326
High risk and low reward
I like it.

[Anonymous No.51534849]

>>51533729
Based

[Anonymous No.51534864]

>>51533326
its very simple calculation really, if you believe years of assfucking or broken legs by a pimp are worthwhile risks for a measly €600 then go ahead

[Anonymous No.51534869]

>>51534805
How would they prove it's mine?

>>51534768
LEGAL REASONS, you autistic nigger jew ape.

[Anonymous No.51534878]

>>51534768
roland was a warrior, from the land of the midnight sun

[Anonymous No.51534894]

>>51534869
idk, fingerprints? your msgs with the girl?

[Anonymous No.51534896]

>>51534590
rolling

[Anonymous No.51534942]

>>51534869
Life isnt a movie.
They can beat a confession out of you.
She can have a wifi security camera filming,
The forensics can find your fingerprints. Or your printer or some irrational shit can happen.

You are better of maybe becoming her regular and slowly turning into her pseudo pimp. Like push her a bit to get more for your money every time. Arrange some trusted new contact for her.
Help her with something, some retarded shit I dont know.
look in the archives for that anon that was hustling fresh Korean sluts trough an old one that was his bitch as he was her regular and was paying her well but she organized fresh new working girls for him.

[Anonymous No.51534970]

>>51533326
Everyone here is such a scared faggot. Yes do it, no you won't get caught, because she's not gonna tell her illegal way of obtaining it. Even if she did, you deny knowing anything. Wear gloves when you touch it. Boom, it was never yours.

[Anonymous No.51534980]

>>51534703
why are you looking to scam her then dumbass? Sounds like a pretty good thing. $600 for an hour long romp with some college whore having your tongue up her asshole that otherwise you would never be able to talk to without her being repulsed? Just pay her legitimately and have sex you absolute retarded incel.

[Anonymous No.51535052]

>>51534980
ywnbaw, you have no ovaries, you are a parody of God's creation etc.

[Anonymous No.51535086]

what are u even doing to her for an hour? u will cum in 5-10 minutes max

[Anonymous No.51535136]

>>51533326
Counterfeiting (((Federal Reserve Notes))) is based, but only if you use them to pay your taxes.
Intentionally defrauding a legitimate service provider is thoroughly jewish behavior.

[Anonymous No.51535192]

>>51534590
roll

[Anonymous No.51535346]

>>51534970
Ok agent Johnson

[Anonymous No.51535350]

>>51533326
There's some cringe ways you can use "prop money" (Look up some on Amazon) that I've done in the past. If got game/con artist skills, it works great.
> Wear suit in Vegas, fake Rolex (Most women can't tell)
> Have a couple fake $10k stacks in coat pocket, with $1k in real bills
> Find cute chick tell her "You look like good luck, you wanna gamble with me? Whatever I win, you can have 10%"
> Go to high roller table (Literally $100 is 'high roller')
> Put down $1k and gamble for a bit, win lose, whatever. As long as you pulled out the stack of fake money, she thinks you're loaded.
> Take her to bar, make up a story about what you do, get a few drinks in her. Fuck it, it's Vegas.
> Take her to room. Sex.

Literally have done this a half dozen times, worked every time. Works especially well if you have a friend that can run game with you on a pair of chicks.

[Anonymous No.51535463]

>>51533397
And your daughters will do the same. What a fucking loser you are.

[Anonymous No.51535480]

>>51535463
The only reason to have daughters is so that they lick your asshole

[Anonymous No.51535530]

Not a good idea. They would likely know what fake money looks like. They won't be fooled so easily.

[Anonymous No.51535600]

>>51533429
>What proof would she have?
Enjoy the broken kneecaps.

[Anonymous No.51535634]

>>51533720
>illegal - limits her complaint options as well.
Yeah because she'll send her drug dealer pimp to kick your head in.

[Anonymous No.51535668]

>>51533988
>How many times do I have to say she doesn't have a pimp?
Because she does, retard.
You're foolish and inexperienced if you think she can't get someone to beat you up if you give her fake money.
Or.
Option two, she calls rape on you and you're doing jail time, worse case.
Why are you such are retard?

[Anonymous No.51535673]

>>51535350
This entire story works without the fake money
If you spend any time at a high roller table and you're in a suit, smell good and aren't a retard then you get the point across, the fake money is cringe as fuck movie prop and not needed

[Anonymous No.51535686]

>>51534116
>another autistic ADHD nigger that can't read a thread before replying.
>>51533326
>Since i'm not using it in a shop or anything and the whore would probably be too retarded to notice, is there any way I can get in trouble for this?
Retard.
Give her the fake money, assuming this isn't some story you fabricated inside that diminutive brain of yours.

[Anonymous No.51535698]

>>51535668
Typical shut-in faggot giving advice based on what he saw in movies.

[Anonymous No.51535707]

>>51534359
you'll be put away for rape when they find out you knowingly used fake money to get sex

[Anonymous No.51535721]

>>51535686
Great argument. I can tell you really know what you're talking about based on the fact that you wrote out a post without actually saying anything meaningful.

[Anonymous No.51535739]

>>51535707
How would they know I used fake money? Why do I have to keep repeating myself? Are you all trolling or what lmao.

[Anonymous No.51535796]

>>51534590
rollings

[Anonymous No.51535874]

>>51533429
The secret service was created to catch counterfeiters, the roastie will go put that money in the bank to order the new iphone online, the bank will call the cops, the cops will catch the roastie, she'll give them her clients phone numbers, you'll get thrown in jail, and they give long sentences to counterfeiters because you don't fuck with the jews.

[Anonymous No.51535879]

>>51535673
The prop money part is to give the illusion you've got more than $1,000 bucks.

[Anonymous No.51535901]

>>51534590
Roll

[Anonymous No.51535912]

When she gets caught trying to pay her rent with it she will give the cops your information.

[Anonymous No.51535938]

>>51533429
governments hate fake money. That's probably their number one hatred, above all else
If you haven't given any traceable contact information to this whore, you may want to pay her with fake money, otherwise, cops may find you and jail you very very quick.

[Anonymous No.51535976]

>>51535912
>>51535874
>>51535938

Literally how would the fake money be traced back to me, other than fingerprints? And it would have more than one set of fingerprints anyway, including hers. How could they possibly prove it's mine?

[Anonymous No.51536014]

>>51535739
If you actually know someone who could give you (free, lol) realistic counterfeit money.. well let’s just say, your not exactly doing well in life, are you? You are most definitely already blacklisted by the fed

[Anonymous No.51536021]

>>51534590
Roll

[Anonymous No.51536029]

>>51535976
The way you write it makes it sound like you've already done this and you're nervous you're about to get caught. I assure you you're fucked if you did. Cops would rather bust someone for using fake money than a whore admitting she had sex for cash.

[Anonymous No.51536031]

>>51535976
imagine the whore gets caught with fake money, she will immediately give any information she has on you.

[Anonymous No.51536033]

>>51535976
You are already profiled by the fed and on their short list of people to arrest in connection with counterfeiting in your area

[Anonymous No.51536034]

>>51535976
because she's the first/second person to use the fake money you fucking retard. THey will ask her questions. You think fake dollars just end up being used for months before the jews figure out they're fake? fking dumb newfag..

[Anonymous No.51536035]

>>51533326
Nah. They're just going to buy drugs with it anyway.

[Anonymous No.51536060]

>>51536014
This was you, wasn't it.

[Anonymous No.51536081]

>>51536029
nope.
>>51536034
And? She could've gotten it herself What proof is there I gave it to her? Do you just regurgitate what you saw in movies or do you know how this works?

[Anonymous No.51536113]

>>51535350
this sounds like a scene from the hangover

[Anonymous No.51536121]

>>51536081
ok now i'm convinced you have negative IQ.. that or trolling

[Anonymous No.51536124]

>>51534768
Roll

[Anonymous No.51536130]

>>51535976
Maybe the girl is caught using the fake money somewhere, cops arrest her, she gets interrogated and scared because counterfeiting is a federal offense; she has no qualms in confessing she's a prostitute and some guy gave her that money for sex (she tells the cop the time and date you had sex with her), they search for every surveillance camera available (big brother has at least one in every corner) they show the footage to the girl at around that time and date, she recognizes you immediatly. The following day your door gets slammed, cops break in, you get arrested and probably you'd have to confess where did you get the fake money so your friend will be prosecuted as well. Even if you don't get caught, the girl will suffer horribly because of you, you will basically ruin her life, additionally you'll live in a state of absolute terror and paranoia; every time your hear a police siren you'll be scared as fuck because you'll think they are coming for you

[Anonymous No.51536173]

>>51536130
There is no need for even half that circus
If the fake is well made the fed already has OP on their list and can just go and pick him up

[Anonymous No.51536179]

>>51536121
>I am now le convinced le poopoo peepee
More non-arguments.
>dollars
and another nigger that can't even read a few sentences without sperging out. Lol at your attention span.

[Anonymous No.51536183]

>>51536081
Kek this retard thinks she wouldn't immediately spill the beans and give any and all identifying information related to you to the feds

[Anonymous No.51536209]

>>51536130
Ok, but again what proof do they have? I could be the bitch's boyfriend and she could be making this shit up to save her ass. What proof is there that I gave her this money unless there's video footage of me handing it to her?

[Anonymous No.51536213]

>>51533326
where do you get fake money? the darkweb? Is there any risk of getting caught?

[Anonymous No.51536251]

>>51536179
>can't even read a few sentences
euro/dollar who gives a shit,it's parity you fking euro poorfag,check some indexes once in a while. Good luck trying to create fake euros, even harder than dollars

[Anonymous No.51536259]

>>51534590
Rollan in a salvaged thread.

[Anonymous No.51536282]

>>51536259
>tanned family-orientated tomboy who likes to build weapons and really likes fire
Based

[Anonymous No.51536301]

>>51536251
> Good luck trying to create fake euros, even harder than dollars

your "friend" i mean,surely

[Anonymous No.51536312]

>>51536183
kek this retard is another retarded nigger that can't read a few sentences before giving a useless reply

[Anonymous No.51536336]

>>51534590
roll

[Anonymous No.51536348]

>>51536209
Well, if that's the case why don't you straight up murder her , there would be no "video footage" to incriminate you. They'll know, someone may have seen you enter/exit the building, a drop of precum is enough evidence. You think the feds will let you walk free and won't arrest you and throw you in jail even if they can't prove 100% you're guilty? Unless your are OJ, even the slightiest of suspicions and you go to jail, my friend. Even if you're innocent

[Anonymous No.51536390]

>>51536209
Police will see it as a poor naive college girl who dindu nuffin and was only forced into prostitution to make $ to afford her electric bill thanks to hekkin Putler's price hike, being taken advantage of by a criminal incel. It's not the kind of he-said she-said situation I'd want to put myself in, but you do you anon.

[Anonymous No.51536431]

So many nerds, virgins, and straight up pussy cowards in here.

No, there is absolutely no way for you to meet legal repercussions for this. That's like asking if a drug dealer can send u to jail for buying drugs with counterfeit money. That would mean giving up their profession and snitching themselves out to the cops. They won't do it, however, ya they would probably get someone to fuck with you when they inevitably find out it was fake, so as long as she doesn't know where you live or your contact info, and doesn't see you in public, you're pretty much good. I would consider doing it at one of those asian massage places, its dark, they won't have any idea until i'm long gone, and i never have to run into them because i'll just never go back and do it to the same one twice. kek actually makes me want to make good counterfeit money just specifically for this purpose lol

[Anonymous No.51536433]

>>51535879
We have fucking credit cards, walking around fumbling with fake movie props is the most retarded fucking thing I've ever heard, also get a real fucking Rolex
Matter of fact just stop being a cringe poorfag larping altogether and get your life together

[Anonymous No.51536484]

Semi creative larp keep ‘em coming

[Anonymous No.51536492]

>>51533326
>how will I get in legal trouble
>for someone selling me an illegal business
holy shit you can not be this retarded, but if you do it you are inanely based

[Anonymous No.51536502]

>>51533326
If she realises that the money is fake fast and reports it to the police you might get in legal trouble. All she needs to do is prove that you used her services, even being listed something as simple as a logbook that she would keep of all her clients in addition to the accusation that you gave her fake money would give the police enough power to search you property for evidence against you

[Anonymous No.51536572]

>>51534590
is it AI generated? At this point I don't know anymore.

[Anonymous No.51536599]

>>51536572
No; pose recognition isn't that strong yet.

[Anonymous No.51536607]

>>51534768
>Snooki
lewl

[Anonymous No.51536655]

>>51533326
Imagine having to pay for sex, but on top of that not being able to afford it.
Thanks OP, you make me appreciate my life

[Anonymous No.51536684]

>>51533326
Thread is useless without pics of the whore.
I understand not posting your gf on here.
But why wouldn't you post pics of a whore?

[Anonymous No.51536904]

Also, a classmate of mine had his father put in prison after the guy printed money and paid in a hair salon with it. The guy was already a legit business millionaire (so typically low risk person), barely used any of the fake money and got caught almost immediately in Bulgaria (where the police have 60IQ and are underfunded).
Imagine doing it in a western yuro country where you pay 600 euros for a hooker lmao. You might wanna think of a cool prison name today. Emily might work.

[Anonymous No.51536955]

>>51536904
>>51536684

you're not wrong but you sound like a 10/10 glownigger,

first day?

[Anonymous No.51537042]

>>51536431
Prostitution is legal in Europe you based retard

[Anonymous No.51537109]

>>51536492
>Police won’t be lenient with some only fans girl to counter a threat that undermines the State’s economy
OP is a small fry in this scenario, they get to him and they potentially get to the guy actually doing the counterfeiting. I imagine that guy is much more likely to have connections to organized crime which isn’t good for OP.

[Anonymous No.51537129]

>>51537042
>Prostitution is legal in Europe you based retard
Yeah I'm sure the whore will pay 400 euros as tax because she's so legal
>>51536955
Not a glownigger, just want to see what type of whore costs 600 euros per hour when you can bang a grade a top 100 pornhub whore for the same amount, and an equivalently hot chick who doesn't do porn for like $200. Afaik Alex Grey cost like $500/hr before the tattoos, how tf is some random college whore who can't deepthroat more expensive than that lmao

[Anonymous No.51537136]

>>51533326

You fuck with the wrong people and you're dead. That's all I have to say.

[Anonymous No.51537174]

>>51533326
>why do whores have a pimp?
Would you like to find out anon?

[Anonymous No.51537192]

In Corcoran [2013] EWCA Crim 2750 where a single £50 note was passed, a sentence of 6 months imprisonment was imposed by the Court of Appeal (following a guilty plea).

In Miller [2010] EWCA Crim 257, 2 years imprisonment was reduced to 15 months imprisonment. Miller passed 3 counterfeit £20 notes, 3 more were found in his possession.

So maybe 5 years in prison for one root.

[Anonymous No.51537258]

>>51533326
I've done this but with only 1 or 2 fake bills, not the whole stack. I've also been caught.
If only a few of your bills are fake you can reasonably deny you knew it was fake. If they're all fake you can't really deny you didn't know it was fake.
Still cheaper than paying full price and gives you some wiggle room.

[Anonymous No.51537432]

>>51533429
if you are in a country where being a whore is illegal you should be ok in theory but of course she probably has connections with criminals that could harm you. If it's legal in your cunt then you are still in trouble

[Anonymous No.51537455]

OP definitely already did this and is now panicking and shitting his pants whilst looking for reassurance on 4chan that he's not going to get arrested. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.51537543]

How the fuck can you not get laid and also not be able to afford $600?
Her pimp is going to fuck your ass for an hour to get even.

[Anonymous No.51537890]

>>51537258
Smart answer

[Anonymous No.51537972]

>>51533326
I mean it might work once.

[Anonymous No.51537995]

>>51533326
Also escorts are VERY street smart. Theyve lived and seen a lot more than you nerds understand.

[Anonymous No.51538065]

>>51533941
Why are you scared of some pimp? Fuck him if he figures out where you live what is going to do? Commit assault? Thats just an excuse to maim him and call it self defense.

What is going to do?

[Anonymous No.51538095]

>>51536502
Why is this a problem? You didn't know it was fake money. Literally did nothing worse than the whore.

[Anonymous No.51538112]

>>51537192
Fucks me up that anons get shafted for operating as a bank.

[Anonymous No.51538144]

>>51533326
Morally speaking, you are in the clear. Legally, it is almost impossible for her to prove that the money came from you. And most likely she is not paying taxes and won’t want to involve any government agencies anyway…

[Anonymous No.51538299]

>>51533326
Most of this thread is way too imaginative. Give her the fake cash, bank will tell her it’s fake and at the absolute worst she’ll be questioned and say she found it on the street or something. She’s not gonna tell the cops she’s a hooker

[Anonymous No.51538336]

>>51534590
>YOU FILTHY FUCKING HERETICS BEST BE ROLLING FOR TRIPS OR I SWEAR ON ME EMPS

[Anonymous No.51538355]

>>51533326
you might fool the dumb roastie, but her pimp will put bullets into your kneecaps

[Anonymous No.51538399]

She can pull the rape card and you will be out anyways.

[Anonymous No.51538476]

>>51533326
>I know a guy that can get me good fake money.
No you don't, you know a scam artist or undercover cop that has told you he can get you good fake money. Good fake money is the #1 thing governments go after, more than drugs, more than human trafficking. It would be easier to buy your own sex slave than to find a reputable source of counterfeit money.

[Anonymous No.51538481]

Post that whore pic or larp

[Anonymous No.51538910]

>>51534590
Rolling for blood angel

[Anonymous No.51538982]

>>51534768
Two identical hobo wizards, and no jew wizard? Anyway, roll for Fuhrer.

[Anonymous No.51539986]

>>51533326
Nothing can wrong. Cycle whores and you'll be fine

[Anonymous No.51540071]

I know many whores. All of them have received counterfeit money at one time or another and none of them care much. They still spend it, if it is good fakes. Usually in smaller shops that are less likely to care/look. The likelyhood of her tracing it back to you, provided she actually takes multiple jobs a day (so it isnt the only cash she has) is pretty low.

[Anonymous No.51540106]

>>51538476
>Good fake money is the #1 thing governments go after,
Good fake money and money good enough to hoodwink whores are two wildly different things.

[Anonymous No.51540360]

>>51533326
Better off getting a $600 fake credit card and swiping it for the hour.

Escorts now take their money to get verified and if the money isn't legit they'll call legal action. Depending on your laws around prostitution, officers will get involved and considered you the foul party.

Canada had legalized prostitution and almost anyone under 18 has had the same thought. Then they get scolded and it becomes a very embarrassing thing for everyone but the prostitute.

[Anonymous No.51540466]

>>51540360
>Escorts now take their money to get verified and if the money isn't legit they'll call legal action.
kek no they don't

[Anonymous No.51540543]

>>51533326
>600
>hour
That's your mistake. 600 overnight or no deal.

[Anonymous No.51540550]

>>51533326
Buy $100 hooker, invest $500.
Wait even better, go with a $50 hooker and invest $550.
No no.
Get a $3 hooker and invest $597.

[Anonymous No.51540572]

>>51533326

i thought about doing something similar but they might say you raped them. Then it's def not worth the trouble.

[Anonymous No.51540627]

>>51533326
I say you just club the bitch like our caveman ancestors didn't. They didn't ask for the pussy or pay for the pussy. They took that shit with an iron fist. If the cave girl complained the caveman fucked her mother and all her sisters then pissed on them to show dominance. Be the cavemen OP. Be the mother fucking caveman.

[Anonymous No.51540732]

>>51533326
>600 Euro
If you want to have sex with me once, buy me a 60 inch 4K TV.
That's literally how stupid that deal is.

[Anonymous No.51540753]

>>51540732
>If you want to have sex with me once, buy me a 60 inch 4K TV.
What do you need a 60 inch tv for. What do you need a TV at all for?

[Anonymous No.51540757]

Its cheaper than a limb shortening surgery I guess.

[Anonymous No.51540788]

>>51533429

you dont have to worry about her retard worry about the feds

[Anonymous No.51540805]

>>51540788
Or Jimbo, Darren and Willy from the football team who she lets violate all her holes at once for free weed.

[Anonymous No.51540900]

>>51535739
>How would they know I used fake money?
Oh I don't know anon, your plan is foolproof. Did you know that your fingers leave fingerprints that are unique to you and only you? Did you know that one of the responsibilties of the USSS is counterfeit investigations and will pull your prints off the bills and trace it back to you?

[Anonymous No.51540978]

some advice from a retard to a fellow glow... retard
use gloves, use condom, use facemask and a beanie to conceal your face, fake your voice a bit and use fake glasses, I dont know just cheap fake prop ones, with that you will be out of the water
also wise up and fuck girls not from your city you dumb fuck, that way it will be impossible for you to get caught

[Anonymous No.51541264]

>>51533326
Her pimps will kill you

[Anonymous No.51541293]

>>51534768
Cosmic

[Anonymous No.51541356]

>>51533326
you think you're the first retard coming up with that idea?

[Anonymous No.51541442]

>>51534477
This, though all this means is you need to clean your counterfeit bills beforehand. One easy way is through garage sales; you go to a bunch of random garage sales fairly far away from your house and buy inconspicuous items. The people running them will have no idea which of their hundreds of customers gave them fake bills (when they find out when depositing into a bank), nor will they even be likely to remember you.

The next step will be selling the items you buy, so try not to make them too unique and trade them into Goodwills for cash. You now have completely clean cash that you can spend on whores as you please.

[Anonymous No.51541471]

>can I get in trouble for multiple crimes at the same time?

Yes

[Anonymous No.51541490]

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[Anonymous No.51541543]

>>51541442
Actually you might need to give your name to Goodwill in order to donate, so maybe that's not the best second step. Surely you can find some other way to resell the items though.

[Anonymous No.51541560]

Oh also if you keep doing it you will almost certainly get caught. I can imagine the feds would start setting up honeypot garage sales or something.

[Anonymous No.51541566]

>>51535874
ya definitely this she won't even be charged with anything theyll give her immunity just to lead them to your friend after the squeeze the fuck out of you.

[Anonymous No.51541731]

>>51541442
>The next step will be selling the items you buy, so try not to make them too unique and trade them into Goodwills for cash
I've never seen Goodwill give cash for anything, their whole business model is selling people's donations dirt-cheap to poors so I don't know what you're on about

[Anonymous No.51542257]

>>51533568
do it, no doubt about it, what will she do with the money anyway? she's a whore, a monkey with money would invest in things like shibnobi and it would be a smarter move than selling your ass lmao

[Anonymous No.51542364]

>>51535350
how do you fake your entire life like this without contemplating suicide the entire time

>shit does she know im lying
>wow she's cute and would never want me unless i had money, what kind of baggage does this girl have
>does the dealer know im pretending to be rich and i just met this whore? is that why he's smiling
>why did i dress up and go to all this trouble i could have just masturbated at home

[Anonymous No.51542470]

>>51542364
>lie to a woman
>spend a little money, drink some booze, and bang her
>contemplate suicide

>don't lie to a woman
>lose money in some other way, drink too much booze alone, don't bang anyone
>contemplate suicide

[Anonymous No.51542499]

>>51533326
Maybe put a couple of real notes with the fakes? Pay her 100 real euros instead of 600? Sounds like a good plan to me

[Anonymous No.51542545]

lots of retards ITT.

no OP you cant get in trouble. even in the .0001% that she noticed and calls the police you can use the same excuse she uses.

>"i got it from some migrant who i sold my furniture to at a garage sale" or literally any lie.
>"sorry i dont remember what he looked like it was a couple months ago he never gave contact info i dont remember the time or even exact day"

[Anonymous No.51542834]

>>51535350
>using fake money in vegas
see >>51535600
>>51536060
kek
>they'll never know
>>51536655
checked and kek
>>51534590
also rolling because this thread is retarded and also why I come to /biz/

[Anonymous No.51542857]

>>51542364
It’s fucking Vegas. You’re not there to meet your next girlfriend. Pretend to be whatever the fuck you want.

[Anonymous No.51542890]

>>51542545
lol this

ppl are stupid asf

[Anonymous No.51543085]

The main issue is whether or not she can prove you have her the money. If she has your number and you're texting or calling her to set this up you're fucked. You would need to explain why you're calling a random hooker. What are you going to do? Pretend you're just friends? How long have you been friends for? Why have you only called eachother twice this week and besides that literally never before?

The only counter play is to say you just met her. "I met her the night before, gave her my number and we met for sex at hotel x/y/z and then I just figured I'd ghost her." This begs lots of questions. A hook up? Do you know her actual name, or just her alias? Where did you meet, blah blah. It comes down to he said she said at that point but they'll test you to make sure you're story's straight. You can tell them the near truth up to the hotel room, at which point you justclie about the money and otherwise pretend it was an innocent hook up.

It's not worth it because its a fucking pain in the ass to sit here and war game every possible scenario through in your head and try to come up with excuses. Unless you communicate doth this woman face to face only in secret like the fucking Taliban hiding from Obama you will leave a trail proving you interacted.

Keep in mind sex work is legal in much of Europe so she won't even care about that part versus the US that hangs and whips its sex workers but usually let's the men off lmao

[Anonymous No.51543245]

>>51534590

The Emperor protects.

[Anonymous No.51543320]

>>51542545
>"Wow anon that's really interesting. Was that migrant wearing gloves when he gave the cash to you? Because these bills only have your prints and the girls. You're under arrest."

[Anonymous No.51543369]

Don't let her know your address or last name

[Anonymous No.51543390]

>>51533326
It's not so much the scamming the whore part, it's the fake money part that you need to not fuck around with. She can just blame it on you and you'll probably be turbofucked.

[Anonymous No.51543445]

>>51535463
This. Ew. What a degenerate loser. Fucking anti-Christian fornicating pig.

[Anonymous No.51543485]

the christfag 4chan psyop is getting really old bros

[Anonymous No.51543514]

>>51533493
how are people this retarded .. no OP you will not get in trouble and its a good idea. Whore are expensive and not worth using real money. The worst that will happen is she rejects you which is unlikely.

[Anonymous No.51543568]

Just pay her in XRP or LUNC, it’s basically the same thing.

[Anonymous No.51544400]

>>51533539
>federal
This is europe anon

[Anonymous No.51544542]

>>51534590
rolling for what i think is iron warriors

[Anonymous No.51544604]

>>51533326
You definitely aren’t the first guy in history to think of that. There have been scammers around prostitutes for a while. What if she has one of those teller markers that checks the bills? Or her pimp does?

I do agree it’s a funny concept to me but immoral. Despite her being a hooker she is still providing a service that she wouldn’t have had you not paid. You are stealing her time that she won’t be able to get back by fucking your ugly ass

[Anonymous No.51544797]

The correct answer here is to give her something like $300 in fake bills and $300 in real ones, and pray nothing happens. Don't give her (or anyone) 100% of a payment in fake bills.

If they (the cops called by the bank where she tried to deposit the money) question you, you can reasonably state you had no idea a few of the bills were fake.

[Anonymous No.51544850]

europoor cashier here, I can tell fake bills without even needing a machine, I second this>>51544604
mix the fake bills with genuine ones, don't go full retard

[Anonymous No.51544907]

>>51536209
they will check out her story. Everyone she names, they will visit and check their background, who their friends with, etc. If your friend has a record for counterfeiting, who do you think they'll believe. Jesus christ, do you think the jews are stupid? They invented this shit

[Anonymous No.51545230]

>>51534590
fuck it rolling

[Anonymous No.51545475]

>>51535707
If they find out and want to charge you, they can only claim it was rape or consential sex with scam money, not both. They're mutually exclusive. Either she was raped and didn't care for money, or it was consential sex and she got scammed with fake money. It can't possibly be both.

[Anonymous No.51545508]

>>51534590
the game of life

[Anonymous No.51545511]

>>51533326
>>51533539
Do it Anon, I hope you pull it off. Maybe she learns her lesson to not whore herself out. Fuck her good and enjoy every second, knowing that only for you she does it for free.

[Anonymous No.51545949]

>>51535634
>THE LAW!! LOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pslUqRMPthk

[Anonymous No.51545990]

>>51533988
Pimp her yourself then. Fuck bonus.

[Anonymous No.51546013]

>>51535350
you could literally pay less money and put less effort getting an escort
these pickup artist strategies are like using linux for your home computer or worrying about storing your crypto seed phrase on steel plates. good pretexts if you enjoy the actual activity, but an utter waste otherwise

[Anonymous No.51546033]

>>51546013
>t. windows tard

[Anonymous No.51546136]

>>51544604
what onions boy cuck sluts whores and wenches do not deserve respect or money let them get scammed and serial killed they deserve that only

[Anonymous No.51546656]

>>51534590
roll

[Anonymous No.51546873]

>>51533326
Most escorts won't go with Jeets or nogs anyway anon, no chance a high class one will accept you or your fake money.

[Anonymous No.51546924]

>>51533326
her pimp will beat your ass down like it ain‘t nothing

[Anonymous No.51547067]

>>51534359
is prostitution legal where you are?

if it's not, I dont see how you would. the two crimes would cancel each other out. it would be like calling the police on a drug dealer for selling you bad drugs

[Anonymous No.51547102]

>>51533326
no its genius

[Anonymous No.51547599]

>>51533326
Any /biz/ bros where to find such deals? Unlike OP I got the money to swing $600 on a college cutie, but where do I find things like this? Is Seeking big in Europe? Are there better sites? I specifically want a more GFE, so just some college chick that is doing it for side cash. I don't want some chick that fucks for a living. Reason is I'd like to go raw and don't want to go raw with a chick who literally fucks mulitple men a day.

[Anonymous No.51547647]

>>51533326
Where did you find this chick?

[Anonymous No.51547694]

>>51533326
Fast forward to some stoner shoving chips in his face and chuckling about some idiot on a LivePD show on Youtube and some moron who thought his fake money wouldn't get recognized.

[Anonymous No.51548344]

>>51543085
>why did you only call each other a few times?

T. Never had friends,

Literally a million reasons why this could happen.

[Anonymous No.51548397]

>>51534604
This guy has had experience with women. This sounds pathetic enough to not be a larp to me.

[Anonymous No.51548430]

Anyone have any experience with Counterfeits in Canada (or any other country with polymer banknotes?) Polymer is supposed to be harder to counterfeit, and I haven't really heard too much about counterfeit CAD since its introduction (I've only heard about counterfeit USD in Canada)

[Anonymous No.51548459]

>>51534590
25!

[Anonymous No.51548512]

>>51547599
Euroescortgirls site has young Korean girls doing gfe but its 200 euros per hour and they are really picky about what they do and dont.
Chances are you ill never catch one fresh thats just starting and they are all on agency sec so you will never get a discount on the price or something more than you paid for.

[Anonymous No.51548527]

>>51533326
Theft isn’t good, anon, even if she is a whore. You agree to a transaction, so pay it.

[Anonymous No.51548597]

>>51541264
Wtf? Is /biz/ the pimp union or something?

>be pimp
>doing something illegal and soliciting prostitution/providing protection for criminals (prostitutes)
>oh no some guy scammed a prostitute I protect.
>hmmmmm
>I should escalate this to at least manslaughter.

In the long list of intimidation tactics and violent acts why is killing the thing you retards keep repeating. The pimp is a man, normally a retarded man who is already not doing great financially. You may as well say "some homeless guy will break into your house and scream at you with a gun"

Why would you be scared of a retard like this? Even if he has a gun and is roided to the moon he is basically a wild animal. Are pimps in league with the police? Will the police show up and point guns at you?

You guys give way too much credit to pimps. If a pimp shows up at my door acting like a retard he is getting his legs blown off and I'm leaving the maimed retard alive to suffer the tortures of the medical mafia. It's self defense because a retard was at my door making threats.

Maybe the best thing a pimp could do for himself to intimidate is figure out what car I drive, learn where I live and where I work and attack me in a gang when I least expect it. Or tbone my car at an intersection and flee the scene.

These behaviors are nigger tier. Are you asshats all worshiping niggers again?

Why fear a pimp? Pity him, he has to put up with that whore (and your retardation) all the time and can't find better.

[Anonymous No.51548686]

>>51548597
Pimpin aint easy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGRoEfRJSGs

[Anonymous No.51550065]

>>51533326
She will report you for rape. Only do this with:
>disposable phone
>intent to leave the country immediately after
>fake name
Good luck.

[Anonymous No.51550304]

>>51535480
Based

[Anonymous No.51550325]

>>51535463
>having a daughter

[Anonymous No.51550334]

>>51533326
Here's what will happen: You will pay her with the fake money. When she tries to use it or deposit it, she will find out. She will then accuse you of rape. You will be found guilty, and you will go to jail.

[Anonymous No.51551094]

>>51547599
Checked. Seeking Arrangements so you have negotiating power. 600 should get you overnight, nothing less, especially if you're getting a hotel.