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>> No.51532386

alright so now that the dust has cleared which way is the wind blowing the fall out?

>> No.51532387

first for market closes green

>> No.51532396
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These are the shorts I wore to work today. I enjoy working at a small company doing manufacturing work. My shorts are fine because I don’t have to interact with the public

>> No.51532406
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>>51532386
spx 1k

>> No.51532413

>>51532396
glad i closed my shorts at a loss about 5 minutes ago before the giga green candle

>> No.51532419

>point out unusual option activity on a stock
>"don't buy options! the MMs will guarantee those will expire worthless"
>ask why they don't sell short those strikes if they're so sure
>no response
god i hate "max pain" dumbasses with all my heart and soul

>> No.51532422

>>51532386
We're going blood red today and tomorrow

>> No.51532424
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jajajajajajaja 2000 dollars graphics card

>> No.51532423
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>>51532396
clean up your pasta you filthy negro

>> No.51532427
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MY FUCKING PUTS

>> No.51532429

Looks like nasdaq healing is encouraging a broad bounce

>> No.51532432

>>51532387
>Russia Civil War 2.0 electric boogaloo is literally starting in a few hours
>Powell comes out with a 75 bps hike and says we’ll do at least 75 bps in November and December

>> No.51532435

>>51532360
>>51532398
Believe me I know. I live in the south. Dumb niggers absolutely everywhere. Doesn’t surprise me that your South Africa friend is racist. The people that have to deal with niggers see them for what they really are.

>> No.51532438

>>51532396
>wearing anything from the waist down

>> No.51532448
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schizo market

>> No.51532450
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51532450

>that pump
>that volume

>> No.51532456

>>51532413
This is the first time where I am not surrendering. I would normally puss out and sell for a 30% loss, but not this time. I'm holding no matter what. I will be right.

>> No.51532459

>>51532419
i've begun to filter max pain, dark pool, FED (all caps), clown market, shemitah, goyslop, etc. and it has greatly improved my experience

>> No.51532462

WHOA!!

LOOK AT THAT

NASDAQ ONE HUNDRED

WHOA!!

>> No.51532473
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>>51532423
It’s not pasta it’s HDPE drill shavings

>> No.51532481
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FUCK CARVANA

>> No.51532486

>>51532473
pvc anon is that you?

>> No.51532489
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>>51532473
edible?

>> No.51532500

>>51532416

>> No.51532502
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AEVA

>> No.51532505
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BUDDY LOOK AT CEI
THERE ARE PEOPLE STILL HOLDING ABOVE 2 AMERICAN DOLARS

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>>51532432
>Russia Civil War 2.0
Aren't they just drafting a bunch of nobodies? How is this a problem?
>75bps in November and December
Naw, you can doom post. But at least make it believable
>>51532448
>>51532450
We're melting up tomorrow, lads. Get your protein in for the coming gains season

>> No.51532511
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And just like that, SPY will never be below $385 ever again

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>>51532505
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51532528

Reasons why fed meeting will cause a rally:
>75bp will happen and will be in line with expectations = bullish
>worst is priced in, even a slightly softer tone that still remains hawkish will cause a rally
>markets short to medium term oversold
>last time 75 was announced market rallied
> Fed whisperers hinting at positive outcome
> michigan report hints at positive outcome


I can't picture the fed going any harder than their rhetoric the last couple months. Even if they match a hawkish stance market will see this as in line with expectations. It's likely they tone it down a touch
>

>> No.51532532
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>>51532486
Yep. Good eye anon

>> No.51532540

Buy now. this is the last time the price will ever be at these levels again

>> No.51532542

>>51532432
>>Powell comes out with a 75 bps hike and says we’ll do at least 75 bps in November and December
priced in

>> No.51532543

>>51532432
it's over for Putler this time.

>> No.51532544

>>51532459
at least most of those are meme terms that nobody takes seriously (i hope), but max pain is straight up the dumbest idea ever because retail is too stupid to know that they can sell covered calls if they're "so sure" the MMs will kill them. i genuinely wish max pain were real so everyone could sell calls/puts completely risk free and all stock prices movements became 100% predictable on a week by week basis.

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>>51532502
all time lows today, very comfy

>> No.51532566

>>51532532
Nice one anon. Shame your channel was removed from the links but can't win with so many faggots here

>> No.51532569

People here are way to happy and confident we will be green tomorrow. SPY will be 375 by tomorrow EOD.

>> No.51532571
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51532571

HoW aBoUt AnOtHeR cRaB dAy??

>> No.51532577

>>51532544
lmao people here are retarded -- don't doubt it. 4chan is literally just not like the other girls but still npc as fuck

>> No.51532578

>>51532566
Ahh don’t worry about it. I’ll slip it back in here in the next couple days

>> No.51532608

>>51532447
just wait until jpeezie pivots tomorrow

>> No.51532614

Post the marketwatch game link

>> No.51532625

>into it he poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all mumus

>> No.51532635

>>51532396
Pull your dick out and when someone notices pretend you weren’t aware

>> No.51532640
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>>51532578
cheeky bastard

>> No.51532642

>>51532608
you think he's going to be a goof ball and pivot after that CPI came in red hot? you're a fool.

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>> No.51532658

>>51532635
Nah it’s just me and my boomer boss. Neither of us like gay things

>> No.51532659

>>51532642
hes not doing a 100 bp hike, and thats all it will take for green pastures my (jewish) fren.

>> No.51532664
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51532664

what's for lunch boys?

>> No.51532677
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>>51532664
lembas bread

>> No.51532684

>>51532664
leftover pasta

>> No.51532688

>>51532664
water

>> No.51532689

>>51532659
>hes not doing a 100 bp hike
My goy, my sources say otherwise.

>> No.51532696

should I sell my soxs
don't want my feet to get cold

>> No.51532703
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>>51532664
tide pods

>> No.51532705
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>>51532664
baggot's gookfu and picrel

>> No.51532710

big news with MEDS today

get in before the squeeze, my frens.

>> No.51532715
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>>51532705
are you sure?

>> No.51532726
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>>51532664
I'm thinking a bowl of spicy ramen and a totino's pizza. I just finished a month of OMAD so I'm giving myself this week to eat what I want before I go back to OMAD for another month. /fit/fags feel free to seethe over this at your discretion

>> No.51532734

>>51532715
the slop circles tasted better

>> No.51532738

>>51532689
I've seen about 30 sources pencilling in a 75er

>> No.51532739
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>>51532684
You got homemade or pic related right?

>>51532705
>baggot's gookfu
HEY FUCK YOU!

>> No.51532741

>>51532710
I'm sorry, but I'm not taking them bro.
I don't want my thousands of dollars in unrealized profits to disappear again.

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>>51532642
As this anon >>51532659 has told you, it'll be radiation green. Uranium edition (not uranium stocks, though).
>>51532664
Quest chips (BBQ) and black coffee :)))
>>51532726
>I just finished a month of OMAD
Why? Why not just learn about macros/micros? Then you'd be able to eat your slimey pizza, more often.

>> No.51532747

>>51532577
you're the biggest npc on the whole site

>> No.51532764

>>51532715
lmao that webm

>> No.51532765

>>51532710
Just bought 800 shares, you better not be cheatin me.
>>51532743
We had this conversation before anon. I like beer more than I like food so I have to cut out 2 meals a day to continue the habit and not blow up like a balloon.

>> No.51532767

>>51532658
>Neither of us like gay things
surest sign you're both fairies

>> No.51532776

>>51532459
>FED (all caps)
hahahahahaha it's always the biggest retards who think fed and fiat are acronyms

>> No.51532790
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>>51532481
Perhaps you shouldn't fall for memestocks like a fucking idiot.

>> No.51532792

>>51532743
>>51532726
>>51532705
>>51532703
>>51532688
>>51532684
https://youtu.be/j6tODOh9wLM

>> No.51532801
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>>51532703

>> No.51532821
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>>51532664
goyslop candybar and coffee

>> No.51532825

when fomc

>> No.51532830

>>51532765
How about not drinking beer every day? I'm quite sure your stomach bloat is because of all the beer you drink. Also, drinking less frequently will give you a better buzz
t. recovering alcoholic /fit/fag

>> No.51532840

>>51532792
what kind of jewish nonsense is this?
>the absolute state of youtube

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>>51532821
>macbook

>> No.51532849

>>51532821
>MacBook Air
Based

>> No.51532856

>>51532739
i think cavatappi is my new favorite for macaroni salad. de cecco is a bit overrated though. it's not better than any other pasta that uses bronze dies

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>>51532765
>I like beer more than I like food
>not bloat up like a balloon
Uhh, too late?
Regardless, you should be lifting, as well. OMAD is a waste if you don't preserve muscle mass.
>>51532825
Tomorrow & Thursday

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>>51532821
hope you're sitting against a wall anon they'll call morality police on you

>> No.51532866

>>51532848
This isn't a poorfag general, perhaps you meant to look in /pmg/.

>> No.51532868

So, has anyone figured out what's going to happen to OGZPY? BNY canceled the ADR and wants an arm and a leg for conversion. Is there no real option to continue to hold it?

>> No.51532870

>>51532848
expressly to spite /g/ thinkfags

>> No.51532877
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>Can't stop thinking about those rate hikes

>> No.51532878

>>51532821
>oreo milka
patrician goyslop though

>> No.51532898

>>51532792
Imagine being so fat your vocal chords end up like this. But i'm more worried about the ring on his finger. It'd be better around his stomach

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>>51532830
>how about not drinking beer every day

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>>51532664

>> No.51532918
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>>51532664
Omelette

>> No.51532928

your welcome boys for these big dildos today. MMs showing me small % green and when I lock in the profit they slingshot it further in my direction as if they are toying with me. Think I'm gonna take the rest of the afternoon off to grind my truthseeker in elden ring and let the algos have at it without my intervention

>> No.51532929

>>51532856
i like cavatappi because it's easy to pick up with chop sticks, i use it for everything that requires pasta except cold pasta salads, i use the farfalle when i make those.

>> No.51532935

>>51532741
your loss. just don't complain to me when you're FOMO'ing in on the pump later.

>>51532765
you won't be disappointed. besides 800 shares is pretty cheap.

>> No.51532938

>>51532859
nice sir

>> No.51532939

>>51532898
Ordinary sausage is about as reddit humor can get but it's the one piece of reddit humor I'll tolerate.

>> No.51532949

>>51532918
Where'd you get the keyboard from?
Also
>snapchat
Didn't know people still used that app

>> No.51532956

>Surely the 60 Minutes special will help Biden's number-
https://defiantamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/biden-lets-go-brandon.mp4

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>>51532801
Ben?

>> No.51532960

>>51532918
what kind of slop sauce is on top?

>> No.51532976

>>51532949
It takes nice photos. The keyboard is a Durgod Taurus K320 TKL Mechanical Keyboard, with brown switches
https://www.amazon.com/DURGOD-Mechanical-Keyboard-Connector-Typists/dp/B07B8DS585

>> No.51532977

>>51532960
goy sauce

>> No.51532983

>>51532949
Evan Spiegel graced /smg/ today

>> No.51532985

>>51532929
I just discovered sazon recently. It's an interesting but simple seasoning ive taken a liking to.

>> No.51532992

>>51532956
Biden's approval and midterm odds are just an inverse of gas prices.

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>>51532664
im going to cook mom's spaghetti as eminem used to sing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2BrYResQ7k

>> No.51533015

woop woop
woop woop
PULL UP
woop woop
woop woop
PULL UP

>> No.51533021

>>51532840
https://youtu.be/NnXKVaw1AIQ
>crabs tongue my anus

>> No.51533022

>>51532977
>basedbean and/or seed oil
>high fructose corn syrup
>red/yellow dye # whatever
mmmmmmmmm schlp schlop schlop

>> No.51533039

>>51532664
Chicken and dumpling soup. Will suck because I'm a cooklet

>> No.51533043

>>51533022
Yeah assholes like you ruined a lot of sauces for me. I had a buffalo ranch sauce I used to use until some anon here made fun of me and said it's full of soibean old, then I checked and it was so I had to throw it away.

>> No.51533046

>>51532902
i know john, don't eat me over that. As a fellow wagie in his 30s I can somewhat relate to resorting to alcohol after having to deal with mongoloids, it was just a suggestion. I was probably away when you had the macro talk but my fellow /fit/fags are not wrong about that. at least try eating less processed foods if you don't want to quit drinking beer. Replacing simple carbs with complex ones will keep you satiated for longer while processed shit will make you hungry faster, which I understand is a hard thing to do in the us. Also, never ask /ck/ food related advice, the ones with knowledge on the matter are HEAVY drinkers

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>>51533043
do you really want to live forever? just eat it slimeoh

>> No.51533071

Frankly the only sauce you can trust is Newman's Own.

>> No.51533078

Sissy white bois up in here

>> No.51533083
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We pump tomorrow.
I hope you loaded up on cheapies.

>> No.51533093

>>51532939
ever since fat acceptance movement became a thing, unfunny fat fucks like that youtuber are unfunny. Funny fat fucks are hard to find these days. Patrice o'neal is an example of a fatman I will respect, not that high pitch gluttonous fuckhead

>> No.51533094

>>51533043
they all are full with shit. I'm still a BBQ, honey mustard, ranch, blue cheese, teriyaki, sriracha, kinda guy but I used to like Chick fil a sauce but now i can taste the artificial chemicals and it repulses me. Rufus Teague touch o heat BBQ is my go to if I'm not making my own

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>>51533078
Stop talking about your asshole.

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Calls for tomorrow or puts?

>> No.51533107

>>51533043
4 me its taco bell fire sauce.
buy ya most condiments r loaded w bullshit absolute slop

>> No.51533110

>>51532956
>bongs taking the piss on anyone

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>>51533093
>unfunny fat fucks like that youtuber are unfunny
Patrice learned his place in the world

>> No.51533121

>>51533046
I don't actually drink everyday. Oddly enough I don't drink on weekends. I figure why drink if I didn't work that day. Secondly, I don't actually value food all that much. Like I dont crave it like some fatties do. Eating one meal a day wasn't really that big of a struggle for me. Just takes a couple of days to get used to it. I'm taking this week to eat lunch too, to confuse my body before I go back to OMAD. I know it's pseudoscience that I've done research on but if I believe it, it will become reality. Like a placebo effect.

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>>51533078
the future is female sweaty get over it

>> No.51533127

>>51533106
tomorrow is going to be one of those days where it sells off and then sells off more.

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>>51532652

>> No.51533166

Always do the opposite of what baggie and rocker say

>> No.51533171

>>51532878
yeah it's good shit. I got started on them a while back and can't even eat a Hershey bar anymore

>> No.51533179

>>51533094
Chick-fil-A sauce is gross I don't understand why people love it so much. I bought a bottle and ended up throwing it away because it had an uncanny taste to it I couldn't put my finger on. Just didn't like it.
>>51533107
I had a fire sauce addiction for awhile, had to kick it. Been 3 years cold turkey. I used to use a whole squeeze packet per bite for awhile. That shit is so addictive.

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>>51533126
aren't women biologically meant to be subs? why did they become so dom in recent decades? they're so clearly miserable and want, deep down, to be dominated, but yet they keep trying to act tough... why? why do they keep fighting their natural urge to be impregnated?

>> No.51533186

>>51533119
Stav is no funny. Adam was funnier than this obese piece of shit.
>>51533121
You're going to placebo effect yourself into wasting time.
You're no different from Ronnie Coleman, and Arnold. Your body acts the same as theirs does, they just have better muscle potential.
Just learn macro/micro, you'll be fine.

>> No.51533188

>>51533121
I lost 55 lbs doing a similar thing that you are doing and I am running 5 to 7 miles a day at a 7:30 to 8 min per mile pace. Keep at it and just make sure you move your body, that is the most important thing, cheat meals/days/weeks are necessary for the recovery, but you gotta keep moving your body during those weeks and then get back on the wagon. Goyslop is a reward, not the daily

>> No.51533196

fucking clown market, all major movement after hours or premarket AGAIN

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>>51532502
>AEVA
Just sell it already

>> No.51533218

>>51532664
woke up from a nap and gf made pulled pork burgers. pretty good even though the pulled pork was store bought. good sauce on it.

>> No.51533219

>>51533179
it used to taste like a mix of BBQ and honey mustard, now it tastes like chemicals, I did notice that once the pandemic hit, goyslop sauce at the fast food chains like KFC became more watery and less delicious. Definitely a cost cutting move if you ask me

>> No.51533220

>>51533121
I don't know why I'm still trying to reason with you and not keep bullying you but you do you. And stop lying about not valuing food when a few posts earlier you claim that some faggots ruined sauces for you. You can make your own sauce which can be made to your tastes. It takes a bit of effort to do so but it's worth it. It's not about only being healthy, you obviously are not interested, Im talking about efficiency. Maximize satiety with minimal calories so you can drink more, and of course you can tailor the sauces to your taste. See it as reallocating your assets

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Holy shit I was a cunt hair away from getting margin called. Had to sell my shares of MEDS and burn a day trade. Made a nice 7% profit though.

>> No.51533226

>>51533179
chick-fil-a sauce is good in small doses, but a bottle of it sounds like mega ass
>>51533196
isn't that generally the case? something something "most gains/losses come from overnight trading"

>> No.51533236

>>51533226
>a bottle of it sounds like mega ass
That's what it was, I bought like 3 bottles of this stuff for $5.99 a bottle at my local grocery store and then it stopped tasting good

>> No.51533237

made a killing shorting the bounces on big tech today, feeling great

started the day by shorting nikola in premarket lmao

>> No.51533250
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84% probabilty for 75bps
Clownworld bull run begins tomorrow lads

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>>51532386
bottom is in for the chips. im all in

>> No.51533262

>>51533220
I'm completely incapable of being bullied that's probably why you don't try. You also have to understand that I am not autistic, so the whole macro/micro thing doesn't really click with me like it does you. I'm moving all day at work so it's not like I'm some sedentary cubicle cuck.

>> No.51533263

well my theory that they were going to scam pump the market for two days to rug pull when powell drops 100bps may be off schedule, unless they can bring this shit ship back green into close like they did yesterday
not buying anything today

>> No.51533264

>>51533222
digits checked and margin call pilled. Are you still short the position that is in question? My bitch ass would have closed the short at a loss vs sell my long bags

>> No.51533265

blue is about to rip so fucking hard lmao.

>> No.51533270

>>51533250
then what on Thursday?

>> No.51533271

>>51533217
dude right click on the chart and go to settings. then click appearance and click session breaks on. you're welcome

>> No.51533272

>>51533250
I'd think so too, the signs point to a rally, I don't know why it's dropping today

>> No.51533275

>l-lunch almost over

>> No.51533277
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>>51533250
>he still thinks it's whether it is 75 bps or 100 bps
>he is still falling for the false dichotomy narrative
>he doesn't understand that this Fed will be the first meeting to outline 2025 dot plot
https://www.forexlive.com/centralbank/the-2025-dot-plot-will-be-one-to-watch-20220920/
don't be a dumb goy
>look here
>don't look there
if Fed indicates rates will stay high for longer market will shit the bed

>> No.51533278

>>51532544
You're a retard. I just made money off the september expiration selling covered calls and using the opex day rally to liquidate shares before this week's selloff. The same stock closed at exactly the strike price on opex day multiple times this year. You're also questioning the shemitah in a year when there was yet another bear market during the shemitah, exactly on schedule, as accurately predicted by rabbis thousands of years ago.

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>>51533264
Here's my current plays. You can ignore most of them as they were just lottery ticket plays that are dead.

>> No.51533296

>>51533270
Not sure, maybe pump maybe crab, until the shemitah ends on Monday then the hebrew bullrun begins and runs through october and november until the december FOMC meeting gets priced in

>> No.51533297

>>51533277
Explain this like im cramer

>> No.51533302

>>51533218
gf made the bbq sauce herself. nice complimented her on it.

>> No.51533311

>>51533256
there's plenty of more dip for your chips bro. its like barely started

>> No.51533316

>>51533279
Idk anything about those underlyings except SPY so idk if you did a good or stupid thing. But I have faith that you made the decision that you were supposed to make. Godspeed anon. make haste and take nourishment

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>>51533272
To give us a golden slurping opportunity of course

>> No.51533328

Volatility in the bond market has been dropping since middle of June. I sense a trap. What are (((they))) up to?

>> No.51533329

>>51533297
Everyone is focused on rates now, but tomorrow they release their plan for FY2025. It's not about the rate hike tomorrow, but the potential for higher rates through 2025.

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TAfags?

>> No.51533335

Crystal Meth: Check
Whiskey: Check
Time to start trading

>> No.51533339

>>51533311
just bought a single SPY put because I like you baggot

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>>51533316
Oh right. They aren't profitable, not yet...

>> No.51533346

>>51533278
so you're telling me the all knowing MMs predicted that the Fedex CEO would cause a sell off last Friday to "fuck over the call buyers"?

fuck man, I didn't even piece together that they'd be in cahoots

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Just sold my SPXS and YANG.
>bought UEC andTLRY
You don’t think daddy Powell will let the market fail before midterms?

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>>51532790
IM SHORT
WHY WONT IT BREAK???

>> No.51533363

>>51533330
I fucking hate technical gayalysis fags so much they are the astrology fags of finance

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What are you driving /smg/? Here’s my shitbox

>> No.51533364

>>51533330
Market movements tell me you're a fag.

Invest in lube I guess

>> No.51533367

>>51533297
>federal reserve puts out expectations on where they think interest rates will be in X year
>tomorrow will be the first time that it will include the year 2025, all previous projections only went up to the year 2024
>market currently expects interest rates to go down in future years
>tomorrow if they indicate that this is not the case, that interest rates will be higher for longer = no pivot = no easy money = market dumps

>> No.51533368

Hello?

>> No.51533370

>>51533335
>Crystal Meth: Check
Last time I did that shit thinking I was going to be some kind of trading god I ended up fucking with my terminal program on my Linux laptop changing the font colors and shit. For a week. No trading whatsoever but my terminal looks cool as fuck now. Not touching that shit again

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>>51533279
>>51533311
pussy

>> No.51533375

>>51533277
This article is bullish, suggests a pivot must come around at some point

>> No.51533379

>>51533339
=D

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>>51532562
>>51533217

Buy low sell high

https://www.otcdynamics.com/aeva-aeva-advances-autonomy-with-the-first-4d-lidar-on-the-nvidia-drive-sim-autonomous-vehicle-simulation-platform/

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>>51533365
Here's my sushi burner

>> No.51533391

Putin declaring war. Bullish or bearish, friends?

>> No.51533395

>>51533367
the idea we'd contain 9% inflation with piddly rate hikes for three years is an absolute joke, as well

>> No.51533400

>>51533350
He doesn't have a choice. It's either tank the markets or inflation gets out of control. Dems aren't even using the economy as a midterm play. Why do you think student loan forgiveness and "the pandemic is over" came out of nowhere just before midterms?

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>>51533329
>>51533277
so crab until tomorrow into fake rally on 75 bps announcment into -3% EOD

>> No.51533418

>>51533391
Declaring right before winter has always been a winning strategy.

>> No.51533420

>>51533262
>I'm completely incapable of being bullied that's probably why you don't try
That's the case with many fatties but sometimes you never know. Also, getting to know the basics of macros is not autistic, tracking them to the centigram kind of is. And moving all day means fuck all if you consume more calories than you burn and you don't need a degree in thermodynamics to know that. I also will not comment on the office wagies because i don't want the /g/runts to start shitting on me for being a blue collar wagie but they are necessary because offices produce some prime twinks as you know

>> No.51533421

>>51533367
It's the opposite. The market expectations at the moment are very low, so even a crumb sign of a pivot even late will be seen as a positive

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>>51533365
>What are you driving?
I lost too much money on SOXL to afford a car

>> No.51533431

>>51533391
if it's on a single nato cuntry its on all nato cuntries.

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This dump is fake and gay. USA is greatest country in the world. Market should be closed immediately and sellers should be investigated for trason. Beware guys, selling anything might put you on the list.

>> No.51533437

>>51533365
2015 Mazda 3. Cheap and reliable.

>> No.51533440

>>51533421
>The market expectations at the moment are very low
if this was the case, the yield curve would not look the way it does
the market fully expects rates to go lower in the future
if this expectation is not met, we dump

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>>51533405
Yes.

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>>51533431
but he's declaring war on ukraine, which isn't part of nato

>> No.51533455

>>51533443
Does Jim Brandon know that?

>> No.51533465

>>51533428
dude hold on. 15+ EOW

>> No.51533464

>>51533455
no, he knows that his investments are in danger if he doesn't send more money

>> No.51533473

>>51533420
First of all I'm really not that fat. I actually feel guilty if I eat more than one meal a day. You're right about the cubicle cucks though. They can get very uppity. Anytime anyone points out that their jobs are neither necessary or practical they sperg out.

>> No.51533477

>tomorrow, 3:00pm EST
>Wait, why are we dumping???
>I thought 75 was bullish???
can see it already

>> No.51533479

>market down 1%
>would be still red if went short at market open
this is fine

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>>51533391
Digits and Putin triggers the Bear market to end all Bear Markets! ChEcK uM!

>> No.51533496

>>51533440
>the market expects rates to go lower in the future
And they will, but the markets not expecting it anytime soon, so whatever he says won't really matter, so long as it's not a lifetime away

>> No.51533498

>>51533373
>pussy
you are what you eat, son.

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>>51533465
I want to believe

>> No.51533499

>>51533379
Thanks for the advice, just took a quick 4% and took some lunch money from the market makers. Time for some vidya and passive market watching.

>> No.51533501

>>51533477
75BPS will cause a rally but im expecting 50BPS

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>>51533296
>bullrun begins and runs through october and november

>> No.51533518

>>51533501
Same, or 75bps with notion that Fed is almost done with rate hikes since they expect inflation to cool down soon.

>> No.51533519

>>51533501
so that last CPI came in better than expected in your mind

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>m-my m-mubros are taking a while to get back from lunch

>> No.51533534

>>51533518
Kek the fed isn't going to be done with rate hikes anon. You really have no idea just how fucked things are do you?

>> No.51533537

>>51533496
the market is forward looking and is pricing it in for 2023, 2024, and now with tomorrow's release will be able to price it in for 2025
if the dot plot for 2023, 2024, 2025 deviate from expectations, it will cause the market to dump
it doesn't matter that it is 2 years, or 3 years away
>>51533501
it will cause a rally for the first 15 minutes or less
then when the report is digested, especially dot plot, the market will reverse - it could also take until Powell starts speaking
75 or 100 does not matter
it is the path forward through 2025 that matters

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>>51533497
im fucked if these dont print. sold my jan to load their investors day on thursday. i have more shares in my IRA.

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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51533554

>>51533518
I would be surprised if Jay comes out and says anything less than, "We are going to continue to raise rates until every last nigger is thrown on the street without a job, and without money to purchase any goods and services."

>> No.51533558

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHmmX4gq-KI
>thread theme

>> No.51533561

>>51533534
That's the thing, USA is not fucked. Rest of the world is. Small business will struggle of course, but corporations from S&P 500 will take over their business and thrive. And that's a good thing (for me).

>> No.51533572

>>51533537
>it will cause a rally for the first 15 minutes or less
>then when the report is digested, especially dot plot, the market will reverse
i hope not because im placing a 80/20 spy put/call order with 20% stop losses on both directions

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>>51533532
I'm sorry mumu, your friends left, and the bill still needs to be paid. Cash or margin?

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>>51533473
You're not a lost cause like picrelated and that's why I'm derailing the thread trying to give some sort of "advice". And not that blue collars are all gallant and well spoken but it's always fun to see these highly educated and specialized sperg out, but I'll give them credit for taking advantage of the situation and make bank. And again, decent traps and twinks all are all office wagies.

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>>51533271
i dont see that options

>> No.51533598

>>51533561
>USA is not fucked.
lmao, you actually believe that don't you. California can barely keep the fucking lights on and you've got niggers running this place into the ground all over the country.

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51533600

Bought nothing. Sold nothing. Only worked half a day. Took the afternoon off. To clear the air so to speak on this subject; Yeah I took out a loan to bag more KO a while back. Here's the thing though. I got the terms cheap as hell, the loan isn't hurting me any (retirement stuffing still going strong,lifestyle not hurt none,etc) and in any event hell next year I'm getting another fat salary boost anyway..

>> No.51533616

>>51533554
I would respect such power move, though it would be very anti-semitic.

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I told you fags about NLSP a week ago
Hope you jumped in :)

>> No.51533621

>>51533561
It doesn't matter, we globohomo now. If one goes down we all feel it. Europe is completely fucking fucked, and we will pay for it. China is pretty fucked too.

>> No.51533634
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How we feeling about my gayfolio

>> No.51533639

>>51533600
>Yeah I took out a loan to bag more KO a while back.
stop posting, you corn syrup addlepated fuck

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>>51533621
>Europe is completely fucking fucked
oh mr rocker, if only...

>> No.51533646

8 month short squeeze I'm still slurping

>> No.51533658

>>51533598
All I care about is that corporate america gets stronger and prints me money. I want to live from dividends produced by wageslaves working in Coca-Cola plants until the end of my days.

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>>51533598
>democrats are niggers

Anon, I….

>> No.51533663

>>51533588
I'm 6' 225lbs. I'm overweight technically but a far cry from most. I don't even have a 40" waist. That's the prerequisites to being made fun of. It's really just beer that keeps me heavy.

>> No.51533669

>>51533634
sell PLTR buy SOXL 13c friday

>> No.51533670

i hope putin announces something big, like that he just pushed the button because fuck the hohols, and he's going to extend the special military operation to the sudetenland, amirite?

>> No.51533672

RETL bros not like this

>> No.51533675

>>51533510
For october at least then probably it will start dumping towards the end of november
>>51533501
>>51533518
Even as a bull, this is cope

>> No.51533682

You're sitting in the forest. You notice the VIX is only 27. Why is the forest quiet.

>> No.51533689

>>51533598
>LA riots
>market ended +4%
Nice try goim

>> No.51533698

>>51533644
They will be patient 0 for the great reset. They will decide if it will work globally. Germany is the first of the bunch to try it first.

>> No.51533703

whats that fedwatch website called

>> No.51533702

>>51533664
im not talking about all democrats, i specifically said niggers.

>> No.51533706

>>51533670
i sold my put too early baggot. That is the theme of my trading day today, selling too early

>> No.51533708

>>51533703
>what is google

>> No.51533710

>>51533682
Predators.
>>51533703
fedwatch

>> No.51533714

>>51533703
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

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>hhgggggggggguuuurrrrrlllllllll
>please don’t go giiiiirrrrrrrlllllll
>(I love you girl)
>hhhhggggggggiiiiiirrrrrrllllllllllll
>you would ruin muh hole world
>tell me you staaaaayyyuyyyyuuyyyuuuuuu
>and never ever go way
>(I love you girl)

How do I profit

>> No.51533723

>>51533675
>this is cope
this is my destiny. i expire on friday.

sure fed shouldnt hike into recession CPI will plummet this month if not next. but idc about that. i care about semis rallying before or into friday. thats all.

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>> No.51533736

look the markets down thanks to GLUMPF and his retarded covid policies and reckless spending can we please not blame niggers and jews today?

>> No.51533739

>>51533708
fag
>>51533710
almost
>>51533714
thank you sar i like you i love you i fill you and all day all night everyday everything u?

>> No.51533747

>>51533726
bullish

>> No.51533753

>>51533698
Canada is the testing ground for globohomo

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>>51533726
Oh my, this is making me considered rolling my SPY puts to next week.

>> No.51533762

>>51533561
Nice larp that you earn enough money trading in the market to live off of

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>>51533706
It's okay, I still have mine. You can celebrate vicariously through me.

Your Boy,
The Baggler

>> No.51533777

>>51533753
>Canada is the testing ground for globohomo
Canada has 0 issues with the price of energy and commodities.
t. I know Canadians.

>> No.51533780

>>51532747
copying by saying npc, complete npc baka, even gets triggered by being called an npc because they associate with other people on a site where literally no one gives a fuck about each other

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>>51533768
Let's go baggot!

>> No.51533786

when will JPow pivot? he can't keep this up. like it or not, the stock market IS the economy, no matter how much you try to act like it isn't.

>> No.51533789

>>51533547
F

>> No.51533794
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rally starts in about an hour. i hope you're ready

>> No.51533795

>>51533777
While they also live off imports from America

>> No.51533796

>>51533777
Checked, yes but food here has gotten ridiculous

>> No.51533799

>>51533762
Not yet, but in 3 years I should be done working at the current rate. As programmer with 15 years of experience I feel pretty safe even if we have recession.

>> No.51533803

>>51533785

BASED robinhood screenshot bro

>> No.51533815

>>51533785
>avg cost 4.4
>current price 3.87
oof

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>>51533365
A party on wheels.

>> No.51533818

>>51533588
>I'm sorry miss, physics isn't "size inclusive"

>> No.51533825

>>51533777
Lol, no. Canada has fucking ridiculous carbon taxes that drive up the cost of gas. With plans to add more

>> No.51533833

>>51533600
This post was sponsored by Diabeetus.

>> No.51533843

>>51533825
Not as bad as commiefornia

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>>51533596
wierd. are you logged in? i have a free account and still have it.

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>>51533663
There's worse than that, and that's why I keep trying to help you out. The prerequisites to be made fun of are to not be deluded. I'll take a self aware fatty any day instead of a delusional person no matter the weight and you are right, in short beer makes you retain a lot of water weight on top of other things but I have to go get some food soon so I won't effortpost about alcohol and getting fat
>>51533698
Speaking of helping out, will you take me as your "husband" so I can get a visa to get there? The only salvageable places are some eastern european countries but I'm not too bullish on them

>> No.51533851

>>51533815
Yeah I bought puts at the absolute bottom on Friday.

>> No.51533856

>>51533795
Too simplified and wrong.
>>51533796
>doesn't shop at loblaws
Post the in store prices.
>>51533825
Oh? Gas is sitting at $1.50/liter of gas. Not sure that's an astronomical amount, anon.
But you're correct about the carbon taxes. Theyre retarded and outright theft.

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51533857

how are we feeling lately?

Haven't been on /smg/ in a few weeks - any new memes? Whats the next play

>> No.51533859

The forest is quiet. You're sitting there. It's all still. When suddenly you hear chains clacking. What are the chains.

>> No.51533861

>>51532664
I had a spicy italian goywich with sriracha and southwest chipotle sauce from nigway. delicious.

>> No.51533862

>>51533844
yeah i'm logged in. it does show session breaks when i zoom in closer than 1 day though. it shows premarket and aftermarket

>> No.51533869

>>51533857
Short low, cover high

>> No.51533870
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>>51533551
Kek

>> No.51533873

What ever happened to that one black trip fag. Did he finally chimpout or something?

>> No.51533875

>>51533846
Wait you're a yuropoor? Which third world country do you live in within the EU?

>> No.51533876

>>51533857
>how are we feeling lately?
Good.
New memes - Everyone's getting /fit/ (not gay, though)
Next play - Probably positioning for the rip up from the bottom (this is the bottom)
Hope that helped

>> No.51533877

Is the margin interest rate shown per day or APY? Would I really get charged 10% PER DAY to hold a margin balance overnight? Or is it 10% for the year, but compounded daily?

>> No.51533885

>>51533859
A fugitive from the cotton field.

>> No.51533888
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>>51533875

>> No.51533889
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>>51533768
I'll never be mad at making picrel in less than 2 hours. I made less than that a day for 7 years in public accounting. I'm just grateful for my seat at the table.

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Sometimes market goes up, but it mostly goes down.

>> No.51533894

These fucking Iranians just killed a woman because she wasn't wearing her bee keeper suit properly. Why can't we do something based and kill all the niggers who don't wear their pants properly.

>> No.51533895
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>>51533857
>Whats the next play
waiting

>> No.51533899

>>51533862
ok wierd. i dont think i have pre or post markets. i just googled can i do it on trading view too since its very useful and on my broker automatically.

>> No.51533901

>>51533873
You talking about scoopsies? He's always high on amphetamines so he's doing a million things at once. He doesn't spend much time here. His amphetamine abuse is getting out of control. He started collecting cardboard as a hobby.

>> No.51533903

New

>>51533897
>>51533897

>> No.51533906

>>51533885
The cotton field is nowhere close. Mooncrickets aren't found there. What are the chain noises.

>> No.51533907
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51533907

Putin sending my euro puts higher. Dude is almost making me as much money as Trump was.

>> No.51533912

>>51533873
He got caught with CP

>> No.51533920

>>51533903
20 posts early ffs

>> No.51533921

>>51533894
I wish

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>>51533899
tradingview

>> No.51533930

>>51533875
I was born in souf yurop but I have been living in USA 2.0 for roughly 10 years now

>> No.51533934

>>51533857
The entire market is based around the FED its fucking lame

>> No.51533935

>>51533859
Sounds like the intro to zork 4.

go north

>> No.51533948

>>51533906
ok then it must be a german tiger tank

>> No.51533954

>>51533346
When confronted by facts you have to ignore the post entirely and try to change the subject with an unrelated narrative taken from whatever your media handlers happened to have in the headlines at the time. Here's a numbered list of reasons you're retarded to make it more difficult for you to change the subject.

1. You're trying to babble about marketmakers predicting Friday action on Thursday. That's not what max pain is about. You're trying to change the subject to something completely different from max pain.
2. I just told you the stock used as an example rallied on opex day. Even though I told you it rallied, you're trying to pretend it sold off. The post clearly said "the same stock" and "the september expiration" so you know the example was an individual stock.
3. You're incapable of handling the concept that SPY isn't the only thing in the options market, even though SPY is the liquidity gorilla and therefore is very expensive to push around.
4. But even in SPY, there was a small a rally in the afternoon last Friday. That invalidates your narrative and fucks over the 0dte put buyers.
5. Most of the example stock's rally was in the last 5 minutes of trading. That's shamelessly obvious manipulation.
6. It was up more than 6% on Friday and is now down more than 10% from Friday's close. That's also shamelessly obvious manipulation.

>> No.51533968

>>51532424
It's 1600

>> No.51534003

>>51533948
It's chinese.

>> No.51534019
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kek, baggies, kek

>> No.51534027

>>51533561
Imagine when the plunge that hit spy corp will hit small businesses, it's over for the average Joe

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>>51533060
Ignoring that noticable mental disease, just imagine manhandling her

>> No.51534155

>>51534063
jarrod from subway is that you?

>> No.51534166

>>51533857
>Whats the next play

buy MEDS before it breaks out. recent news coming out today is solid. MM's will probably try to suppress the price for a bit to be able to load up.

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>>51534003
OH MY GOD ITS A WMA301 SNIPING WITH APSFDS

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>>51532473
>drill shavings
stop eating those and make real pasta then jesus christ no wonder you guys are fucking retards. AMERICANS PLEASE EAT FOOD NOT MICROPLASTICS IN FOOD SHAPES DO YOU UNDERSTAND

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SHEMITAH!!!

>> No.51534291
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if this shit crabs i will kill myself

>> No.51534431

alright I just threw 1000 at cassava sciences. lets see what happens shall we?

>> No.51534557

>>51534019
wtf did the MAGA republicans do to joe biden's stock market??