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I JUST GOT MY DRAFT LETTER SELL EVERYTHING NOW PUTIN IS GOING NUCLEAR

>> No.51529858

HOLY SHIT A POOTIN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.51529862

>>51529851
>Draft
Yeah right

>> No.51529900
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>>51529851
Russian here

Just received the letter too. Shit is about to get real

>> No.51529913

>>51529851
I did my time. I'll be sure to send you socks and razor blades though anon. Remember, freedom isn't free, kek.

>> No.51530060

>tfw 30+ year old boomer
haha have fun dying in war, zoomer. fr fr no cap dead ass

>> No.51530091

nothing ever happens

>> No.51532809

>>51529851
Women are just begging to be fucked these days. They are so sexually frustrated, too many soiboys, not enough chads. They're dressing like sluts so that it inspires you to quit being soi and start being chad. And if that doesn't work, they'll start a fucking war (they're already working on it) that will def bring out the chad in men.

>> No.51532931

>>51532809
It's all because of internet porn. Remove porn and young men are forced to approach women IRL again.

>> No.51532932

>>51532809
That’s a man, idiot

>> No.51532946

>>51532931
Approaching doesn't work though. You need social proof

>> No.51532952

HOLY SHIT A POO JUST FELL INTO MY MOUTH

>> No.51532963

>>51529851
As a Russian, I can confirm this. In fact, both my bf and myself received one!

>> No.51532973

>>51532946
Social proof comes later, approaching is the big first step.

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>>51532952

>> No.51532979

>>51532931
No one is forced to watch porn and no one is forced to approach women. You idiot.

>> No.51532994

>>51532946
Chainlink fixes this.

>> No.51532998

>>51532932
Really goes to show you how fucked up our biological impulses have become, doesn't it? Yep, gonna have to call up the General on this one and recommend a war.

>> No.51533007

>>51530060
Based fellow 30yo boomer. We are gonna have to keep the zoomies' gfs company while they're getting fucked by orcs.

>> No.51533026

>>51529851

thank fuck, one all the russians die board quality will increase exponentially

>> No.51533074

>>51532963
They're sending the guys to die first, good for them

>> No.51533092

>>51529851
I wanna feed my banana in her Pootin

>> No.51533100

Z

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>>51529851
Go get ‘em Tiger

>> No.51533204

I don't think they'd ever try a draft. Everyone except the niggers and women on gibs despise this country, and good luck sending them to fight. There's a higher chance of a civil war than people actually answering a draft call.

>> No.51533245

>>51529851
you got 7 minutes to open your shorts

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>>51529851
They timing this with the FOMC.

>> No.51533281

>>51533245
she's wearing pants, retard ESL

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>>51530060
Feels good doesn’t it, all that free zoomer poon that will need comforting.

>> No.51533745

>draft letter
sorry bud, ruskies use telegram
better luck on your LARP next time

>> No.51534559

>>51532973
*sip*

>> No.51535342

>>51529851
thats a man isnt it