People are not sentient

[Anonymous No.51521740]

>work for consulting firm
>client wonders why they get spike of monthly subscribers on the 1st every month
>we figure retarded consumers don't want to buy monthly subscription after the 1st thinking it resets each month
>suggest changing wording to billed every 4 weeks rather than billed monthly
>they do it
>no more 1st of the month spikes

[Anonymous No.51521789]

first time?

[Anonymous No.51521790]

>>51521740
They are sentient just unconscious. Not aware of what they do and how it affects themselves or others.

[Anonymous No.51521820]

This has been a known fact for millennia. Your worldview basically comes down to whether you think stupid people should be protected or exploited.

It's basically the plot of Assassin's Creed up until AC3.

[Anonymous No.51521829]

>>51521740
>potentially have their subscription cut short by the end of the month so they subscribe at the very beginning of the next month
seems quite smart
your fault for being a nigger

[Anonymous No.51521833]

proves they are sentient and calculative

i.e why pay for a whole month when its the 25th? Ill sign up next week

[Anonymous No.51521844]

>>51521740
Hyros is that you?

[Anonymous No.51521854]

>>51521833
Thinking that's how it works proves they aren't sentient

[Anonymous No.51521883]

>>51521854
why wouldn't it work that way unless explicitly stated? it's very common for bureaucracies to fuck you in the asshole this way because you did not read the fine print. you sound naïve and arrogant, an awful combination

[Anonymous No.51521898]

>>51521883
Every other subscription service will give you an end date if you click through the menu, not even testing this to see and waiting until the 1st is retarded

[Anonymous No.51522119]

>>51521898
>testing your hard earned money
your the definition of a midwit contrarian ape nigger
hang yourself

[Anonymous No.51522197]

>>51522119
>>51521883
subscriptions almost universally (like 99%) bill you one month from your first day. I don't think most of /biz/ is sentient either.

>>51521898
they're not sapient anon don't sweat it

[Anonymous No.51522223]

I couldn’t relate because I always pirate all my shit

[Anonymous No.51522229]

America is finished due to this thread.

[Anonymous No.51522643]

>>51521740
OP, you're actually the biggest dumbest gorilla nigger in this thread. If there's even a chance that your client's company will assfuck me by going against common sense and billing on the 1st of each month then of course I wouldn't risk losing my money because your dumbass gorilla nigger client doesn't explicitly state their terms.
Although having said that the only truly sentient are people like this guy >>51522223

[Anonymous No.51522673]

>>51522223
>I couldn’t relate because I always pirate all my shit
There's actually things to pirate in 2022? Lol holy shit.

[Anonymous No.51522742]

>>51521740
They are not, DEXT has been building up massive movement on the market, the graphs show an increase in liquidity overall during june to august and whales moving moving left to right on different accounts
if they can't use this opportunity on their behalf, they won't be able to jack shit on their lives

[Anonymous No.51522750]

Those consumers are suprisingly smart for reading the rules and coming to the conclusion that it's conceivable that your rules charge them for a full month even if it expires on the first of the month. Not their fault for not wanting to get jewed by your shitty company. If you weren't low sentience yourself you'd have thought about that when you were wording your terms in the first place

[Anonymous No.51522751]

>>51522673
Foolish goy

[Anonymous No.51522760]

>>51521790
Nah the truth is I suspect 40 - 60% of the world's population is too low IQ to function within society. We force them to and pretend it's not true because if we admit that we know we can be held accountable for their well-being. If we did that we wouldn't make any money and then what's the point?

Stupid people must suffer through shitty lives chasing pennies for so we can be rich. Civilization has evolved around this ruse. Would they be better off living wild and off the land?

Probably not. But once you realize civilization can break down, cataclysms occur. They're only choice is to die, civilization denies them the right learn the way of nature.

It's really criminal, that's why we have to put on this show and deal with such things.

[Anonymous No.51523907]

>>51521740
>People have been fucked so many times by jewish corporations they expect to be jewed out of half a month of a subscription
>consumers take steps to protect themselves
>we correct and clarify our easily misconstrued talmudic subscription language
>can you believe these dumbass goyim?!

[Anonymous No.51523916]

>>51522750
This nigga gets it

[Anonymous No.51523981]

during covid I had to make signs to put up that said "the store will be closing early starting [date], new hours are..."
99% of people looked at the sign and immediately panicked and said "The store's closing!?!?!"
I had to remake and leave off that word. Normies can only handle one word at a time.

[Anonymous No.51524009]

there are so many things that illustrate that most people are abject retards but you latch on to
>WOW THEY DIDN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW MY SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE WORKED AND TENDED TO SUBSCRIBE ON THE FIRST OF THE MONTH IN A FOOLISH ATTEMPT TO MINIMIZE THEIR COSTS!!!
I mean just look at the shit most people go into debt to study in college. Look at how much debt they take on to consume garbage. Look at how few people have any significant investments beyond their house. Look at the vehicles people buy. Look at the shit they eat. Look at the "vaccines" they take. Your customers misunderstanding contract terms and taking unnecessary precautions with a stupid subscription service to avoid being jewed isn't nearly as stupid as the fact that they're buying whatever gay product you're selling in the first place.

[Anonymous No.51525147]

>>51521820
the pirate one was my favorite

[Anonymous No.51525174]

>>51521740
remember that half of the population is below 100 IQ

Remember that the education system and society exists to keep the stupid and poor stupid and poor and not know it. Religion, schooling, banking, politics, law all exist to fuck the poor

[Anonymous No.51525201]

I sell some things on Etsy, the dimensions of my products are in the title, the description, and shown in the pictures. I still get regular messages asking what the dimensions are. People are totally brain dead

[Anonymous No.51525212]

>>51521740
>He doesn't know about the hylics

[Anonymous No.51525265]

How many times have you hammered catalog/refresh, knowing there would be no new posts that were worthwhile.

[Anonymous No.51525273]

>>51525265
How did you know I've been doing it for the last 12 hours

[Anonymous No.51527415]

>>51521740
>>we figure retarded consumers don't want to buy monthly subscription after the 1st thinking it resets each month
it does. i've been billed for separate months days apart. i'm still pissed about that.

[Anonymous No.51527423]

>>51527415
this was patreon by the way not some retarded dark web shady scam site.

[Anonymous No.51527563]

>>51521854
that's literally how it works on patreon

[Anonymous No.51527594]

>>51521740
OP confirmed for a midwit, ive had plenty of subscriptions and shit that charged me at the start of the month