/GME/ - Do What You Want 'cause a Pirate is Free Edition

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.51521660]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>51517077

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.51521664]

>>51521660
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $0.9089 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.3 (17.825) million shares DRS'd by Jul. 30th 2022
>Previously 50.8 (12.7) mill shares by Apr. 30th, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 2022
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Friday RRP: 2,186.833B, 99P = 22.0892222B per
Monday RRP: 2,217.542B, 101P = 21.956B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
>GameStop Crypto Wallet up for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
investor.gamestop.com/node/19901/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19906/html
>FY22 Q2 Earnings 8-K/10-Q
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20220907006127/en/
>FTX partnership

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.51521677]

TYFYS

[Anonymous No.51521693]

kek hedgies

[Anonymous No.51521697]

I'm going to use my money towards buying a small boat then doxing hedgies and bankers so I can dump car batteries in the waters outside their beach front/water adjacent properties

Also I'm going to hire homeless people to steal catalytic converters from them too and turn a profit on that

Maybe if I'm feeling devilish I'll hire someone to break in and use the ol' suicide cord on their unused properties

[Anonymous No.51521715]

How does it feel to be smarter and more successful than Wallstreet? Nothing personal, hedgies.

[Anonymous No.51521716]

Question about the discussion last thread. How is the splivvie a kill shot when the DTCC processed it wrong and nobody is taking action? What's going to cays them to bleed over that?

[Anonymous No.51521744]

>During the Las Vegas shooting Stephen Paddock supposedly expent 3000+ rounds of ammunition over the course of ten minutes from 27 AR-15's with bumpstocks despite the facts that it would have required him to drop a gun after each 30 round magazine was empty, even though videos from survivors show that it was a nonstop stream of ammunition with a firing rate much higher than a bumpstock is capable of producing from multiple locations that appear to be M240 LMG's. More interesting is the fact that after the FBI took over the investigation, his house somehow burned down with all of the evidence, and photos of the hotel room he shot from only show 50 spent shells. Years later we still have no motivation, and there was strangely no follow up on the biggest mass shooting in US history. Most confusing is that the day after his brother had numerous press interviews where he claimed it made no sense, he was arrested for possessing several hundred terabytes of child porn on a 20 year old computer running Windows 95, at least according to the photos taken by the FBI.

Also, the One Piece is real.

[Anonymous No.51521746]

>>51521716
The lack of splivvy talk/further action from the splivvy is very odd.

[Anonymous No.51521760]

>>51521716
It is the kill shot because all of the legal framework exists for you to DRS your shares. By doing a splivvie, the shortage of shares was effectively MAGNIFIED. So those who want to DRS can do so, and those who are short shares are now short even MORE.
They can hide the carnage, but we can still continue to lock the float and the leverage hoisted upon the shorts is even greater now. They are in a more precarious position now that everything got magnified 3x.

[Anonymous No.51521769]

>>51521715
Another day finished in the green. Wagmi make it

[Anonymous No.51521788]

>open computer
>check portfolio
>not rich yet
>close computer
See you guys tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51521794]

>>51521788
Checked

[Anonymous No.51521799]

>>51521760
Sure would be extra silly if GameStop decided to do another splivvy...

[Anonymous No.51521814]

>>51521716
>>51521746
Like I’ve said every time you ask, legal stuff is /incredibly/ slow. There’s guaranteed some backroom talks happening as we speak, but I would not be surprised if we literally hear nothing publicly about it for another several months, and then years while it works its way through the clusterfuck that is the US court system. If that’s too long to wait you might as well just sell now and save yourself the trouble
Much faster is >>51521760. We moon once hedgie collateral fails or DRS passes 50% of outstanding shares (because at that point retail owns the company and can do anything it wants)

[Anonymous No.51521821]

>>51521799 Checked
Constant splits as the price goes up so it's always $40 Eo2W.

[Anonymous No.51521836]

>>51521799
Checked
But would this really do anything?

[Anonymous No.51521845]

Care to explain this baggies?

[Anonymous No.51521884]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.51521911]

The janny really doesn't like the fact we laughed at the laptop faggot who doxed himself. I mean what a moron, spent nearly 3 years in jail because he is clearly an idiot of the highest order. Fucking hell has there ever been a bigger retard

[Anonymous No.51521914]

What does this dental physiognomy say?

[Anonymous No.51521920]

Maybe AMC will give away more ape coins

[Anonymous No.51521924]

>>51521911
Checked, Tom Cruise. It's actually you

[Anonymous No.51521942]

>>51521924
Tom cruise isn't real. I mean there is a man, an idea that is Tom Cruise but he doesn't really exist.

[Anonymous No.51521959]

>>51521942
Reverse-checked me, ok mate. But reality is, Tom Cruise is One of Many. In the Multiverse, everyone is Tom Cruise

[Anonymous No.51521994]

I have wasted the last two years of my life

[Anonymous No.51521999]

>>51521959
Everything in existence is either Tom Cruise or Not Tom Cruise

[Anonymous No.51522030]

hello baggies

[Anonymous No.51522049]

>51522030

[Anonymous No.51522068]

Are the hedgies more scared of spending the rest of their lives in prison or jumping off of a ledge?

Not really my problem, just curious. I'm more worried about writing my two-weeks-notice and finding a good tax accountant to manage my well deserved newfound wealth.

[Anonymous No.51522108]

Uhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.51522151]

It must be close. I'm hating my 2 (two) wfh jobs more and more each day. They're increasing the scrum meetings this quarter and what used to be comfy IT is now less comfy IT because of some hotshot managers.
I hate Jira. Moass now, reeeeee

[Anonymous No.51522160]

>>51522108
holy fuck

[Anonymous No.51522165]

>>51522108
Didn't you know? We're just on the side of the Jews that'll win. After moass, feel free to be against them again.

[Anonymous No.51522179]

>>51521836
It would make hedgies squirm really badly and the DTCC would have to force close their SFTs or commit even more crime. If DRSing a share hits them 4x as hard now that'd be raised to a 12x multiplier.

[Anonymous No.51522196]

Holy shit, up a nickle in AH. This is it! It's happening!
Meme magic does it again!

[Anonymous No.51522228]

>>51521799
>extra silly if GameStop
Yeah, it would. They only just split, doing it again has to have a reason. If they wanted to do an 8 for one split, they would have done it the first time. Either there's a substantial change in circumstance or price, or they won't split again.

[Anonymous No.51522262]

>>51522108
Sweet, when we get our robes & wands?

[Anonymous No.51522300]

>>51522108
>>51522165
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
This shit was prophetic

[Anonymous No.51522333]

>>51522151
What was that phrase the media was pushing recently? "Silent quitting"? Just do that shit and pretend that you are sick. Or start using up your PTO.

We're in the end game. Hedgies will handing over all of their money they never even had in the first place. They truly are modern day heroes. Like Robin Hood and his Merry Men, purposefully crashing his own hedge fund into the evil machinations of Wallstreet and their (((masters))) so that we can wagmi. Ken Griffin is like, some sort of Jesus figure. He saw what was happening, and after splashing his face with ice cold water, and looking up into the bathroom mirror, he furls his brow and in crystal clear conscious he announces under his breath "Enough! I must do something to save my people. I shall repent and change my evil ways!" Picking up his cell phone he calls his secretary, "Jane! Cancel the shill contract with the pajeets. Yes, yes I know they will be mad. Just put up some extra plastic on the furniture. Yes, that will be all". After hanging up the phone he again looks into the mirror. A steadfast sense of conviction wells inside him. "I will never be on the wrong side again"

[Anonymous No.51522342]

Someone said that post moass will be like mad max and our money will be worthless. I need to get some dental work done, how will I be able to get it done if all of the clinics are shut down because everyones pensions exploded?

[Anonymous No.51522348]

>>51522342
NMP

[Anonymous No.51522373]

>>51522342
>how will I be able to get it done
Old fashioned way, walk into a Scottish pub and announce Scotland belongs to England.

[Anonymous No.51522405]

took a long nap after I frazzled Keith earlier. QRD on last thread? Hedgie plant who was bragging about harassing people at their airport over a website they saw them on got banned? I’m pretty sure a lot of these characters (people recording themselves shoving stuff up their ass) are hedgie plants to make us look crazy to outsiders. Remember the story about SAC forcing a new guy to take estrogen and wear women’s clothes? Sort of like how superstonks banner image is a cocaine joke. Love all you real holders. You are all showing incredible resilience to endless psychological operations designed to make you feel alone and uncertain. Moass wasn’t today, so it must be tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.51522429]

>>51522405
>QRD on last thread?
Not the most complicated, people repeatedly posted doxes and didn't use common sense.
>hedgie plants
GME attracts plenty of idiots on its own, the bell curve meme is true.

[Anonymous No.51522436]

not today huh...

[Anonymous No.51522483]

For a half million to become materially wealthy, hundreds of millions must die. Surrender to the blame willingly. Some of your minds would be greatly appreciated in the world of tomorrow. Remember, chaos has always preceeded order.

[Anonymous No.51522492]

>>51522405
>took a long nap after I frazzled Keith earlier.
BASED

[Anonymous No.51522494]

>>51522429
An insane person cannot be a clear thinker, but they can absolutely be a deep thinker
-N Tesla

[Anonymous No.51522512]

>>51522405
>I frazzled Keith earlier
I kneel, I think he got himself banned again thankfully

[Anonymous No.51522518]

>>51522483
Billions must die anyway. I just disagree with Darth Eatzebugz on which groups deserve life.

[Anonymous No.51522521]

>>51522483
Thats not how it works. People will need to be alive to work and create the wealth. People will die in the coming energy and food shortages but the fact of the matter is that what's really going to balance this out is that the average GME holder is a retard and going to be broke or dead in a few years.

[Anonymous No.51522583]

so is it actually going to happen this month ?
seggmethtisa jewish thingy before the 26th ?
I sure do hope something happens by OCT 1st

[Anonymous No.51522621]

>where’s that mario day
>where’s that march 19th pixelfaggot DD
>where’s that april 16th DFV double down
>where’s that over voted share count
>where’s that negative beta
>where’s that DTTC rule changes
>where’s that quad witching day
>where's that bastille day
>where’s that 741
>where’s that 10:1 buy/sell ratio
>where’s that epic redditnigger attobitch house of cards DD
>where’s that epic redditnigger criand everything bubble DD
>where’s that evergrande collapse
>where’s that new distribution warehouse
>where’s that amazon takeover
>where's that stock split pump
>where's that dividend pump
>where's that wu-tang album
>where's that shareholders’ meeting pump
>where’s that forward guidance
>where's that DOJ investigation
>where's that RICO investigation
>where’s that loopring pump
>where’s that immutable x pump
>where's that jpeg marketplace pump
>where’s that Pulte pump
>where’s that (((Dave Lauer packet loss)))
>where’s that gameonanon faggoty mystery
>where’s that blockchain stock market
>where’s that NFT dividend
>where's that DRS owned float
>where’s that ‘RC bought BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
>where’s that ‘RC sold BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
>where's that opex cycle
>where’s that post-crypto crash pump
>where’s that post-market crash pump
>where’s that basket stocks swap
>where’s that july 4th
>where’s that 101 days of 100% utilization
>where’s that shill discord
>where’s that GMErica
>where’s that DTTC international fraud
>where’s that t+nigger for the splividend
>where’s that buy buy baggot announcement
>where’s that t+nigger for BBBY regSHO
>where’s that BBBY CFO ‘murder’
>where’s that FTX gift card partnership pump
>where’s that ethereum merger
>where’s that RC masterplan
>where’s that single profitable quarter since the squeeze
>where's that new ATH
>where's that hedgie ledging
>where’s that ‘sneed shillies this will never take 20 months’
>where's that MOASS

[Anonymous No.51522682]

>>51522333
Checked
My boss alway said: I like you anon, you do just enough work for me to not fire you.
Kinda pissed me off since I did all the nigger work (on my own without anyone telling me) and always said yes to overtime (as long as it wasnt extra weekends (which I also said yes to many times)).
Anyways its called doing what you're paid to do.
Now I am on sick leave (last 2 months and will continue as long as I can) for depression because co-workers bullied me for not taking the jab. Obviously getting paid. Been working out and eating healthy and playing total warhammer 3.

[Anonymous No.51522693]

>>51519175
>When this is said and done

[Anonymous No.51522698]

>>51522621
That’s a great list. I didn’t realize shmitta was over and all of that stuff mattered yet

[Anonymous No.51522705]

rip soon?

[Anonymous No.51522709]

>>51522698
So this is 100% going to happen before the 26th?

[Anonymous No.51522725]

>>51522705
RIP in peace

[Anonymous No.51522748]

>>51522725
no peace for hedgies.

[Anonymous No.51522786]

>>51522342
No, the money we're getting already exists in bank accounts which means it exists in the economy. Things might get more expensive but thats too bad for normies.

[Anonymous No.51522807]

>hot pocketing the chadshill bible

[Anonymous No.51522808]

78% short interest on fidelity.
50%+ float locked
golden cross
uptrend on the monthly
shmita coming up
SPY getting ready for a free-fall

Yeah I'm thinking it's tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51522820]

>>51522808
Imma gonna fuck ur bussy if it ain't tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51522832]

>>51522820
ok delaying until wednesday.

[Anonymous No.51522834]

>>51522698
don't worry i've already added it to part 2 of the list
right after today's september 19th meme magic nothingburger

faggot

[Anonymous No.51522858]

>>51522808
mfw its tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51522863]

>>51522832
ur gonna regret this...(prolly not tho)
um yeah moass on wednesday den

[Anonymous No.51522868]

>>51522808
>78% short interest on fidelity.
Is it? I've been watching Liz's funeral so not been keeping up to date.

[Anonymous No.51522884]

>where’s that mario day
>where’s that march 19th pixelfaggot DD
>where’s that april 16th DFV double down
>where’s that over voted share count
>where’s that negative beta
>where’s that DTTC rule changes
>where’s that quad witching day
>where's that bastille day
>where’s that 741
>where’s that 10:1 buy/sell ratio
>where’s that epic redditnigger attobitch house of cards DD
>where’s that epic redditnigger criand everything bubble DD
>where’s that evergrande collapse
>where’s that new distribution warehouse
>where’s that amazon takeover
>where's that stock split pump
>where's that dividend pump
>where's that wu-tang album
>where's that shareholders’ meeting pump
>where’s that forward guidance
>where's that DOJ investigation
>where's that RICO investigation
>where’s that loopring pump
>where’s that immutable x pump
>where's that jpeg marketplace pump
>where’s that Pulte pump
>where’s that (((Dave Lauer packet loss)))
>where’s that gameonanon faggoty mystery
>where’s that blockchain stock market
>where’s that NFT dividend
>where's that DRS owned float
>where’s that ‘RC bought BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
>where’s that ‘RC sold BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
>where's that opex cycle
>where’s that post-crypto crash pump
>where’s that post-market crash pump
>where’s that basket stocks swap
>where’s that july 4th
>where’s that 101 days of 100% utilization
>where’s that shill discord
>where’s that GMErica
>where’s that DTTC international fraud
>where’s that t+nigger for the splividend
>where’s that buy buy baggot announcement
>where’s that t+nigger for BBBY regSHO
>where’s that BBBY CFO ‘murder’
>where’s that FTX gift card partnership pump
>where’s that ethereum merger
>where’s that RC masterplan
>where’s that single profitable quarter since the squeeze
>where's that new ATH
>where's that hedgie ledging
>where’s that ‘sneed shillies this will never take 20 months’
>where's that MOASS

[Anonymous No.51522903]

>>51522483
IDC pay me let a billion die who tf cares.
If I had to choose between killing a billion people or literally getting like even $100,000 I’d slam the button. Statistically it’ll be mostly Indians and Chinese people

[Anonymous No.51522921]

>>51522808
shemita better not be a fuckin meme

[Anonymous No.51522923]

>>51522884
>his first post gets jannied
>decides to immediately post the copy-pasta again
Bold move cotton, let's see how it plays out.

[Anonymous No.51522927]

>>51522808
>78% short interest on fidelity.
Source?

[Anonymous No.51522931]

>>51522903
I seriously do not give a single fuck if each time I hit the red button and 1 billion people die and I get 100,000 I do it at least 9 times

[Anonymous No.51522932]

Anyone else going to buy an Ape Mobile post MOASS?

[Anonymous No.51522934]

So what exactly is Shmitta/Shemita?

[Anonymous No.51522943]

>>51522921
I have a feeling shegmita is a meme and nothing will happen
which is why something is gonna happen kek

[Anonymous No.51522949]

>>51522923
>relentlessly reports my posts because he's not as heckin comfy as he's been suggesting
yea

[Anonymous No.51522954]

>>51522927
>Source?
Fidelity.

[Anonymous No.51522965]

>>51522949
I never reported your posts you retard. Not sure what you'd expect to happen when you spam the thread with pasta.
>>51522927
Pic related

[Tyler No.51522968]

Hey guys, Tyler here
Yeah it's true.
I'm back
MOASS soon!

-Ty

[Anonymous No.51522983]

>51522968
>2 weeks

okay.

[Anonymous No.51522984]

Someone good at math should actually do that. If a billion people died out of the top 10 countries populations approx. how many Americans will die compared to everyone else. I feel like india and China tip the scales. I’d press the button for 50,000 I think

[Anonymous No.51522989]

>>51522965
>muh 1 yil posters
>muh stay comfy posters
>muh wagmi posters
>muh it's tomorrow posters
you are possibly the biggest faggot to enter this general in a long time

[Anonymous No.51522992]

>>51522965
Noice.

[Anonymous No.51523000]

>>51522931
1/9 chance you're one of the dead ones

[Anonymous No.51523024]

>>51523000
I honestly think being dead would be worth more to me than 10 billion earths worth of money

I just want off mr bones wild ride
I've tried to kill my self tons of times before but I always end up just fine yes with shotguns and handguns too
guess I'm just fucking stuck here

moass is tomorrow btw

[Anonymous No.51523025]

>>51523000
No I clicked the button I’m not included in that’s the rules

[Anonymous No.51523034]

Feeling very green this week.

[Anonymous No.51523041]

>he's now devolved into spewing gibberish onto his keyboard
kek, they're not sending their best. Keep seething you fucktard
>>51522954
Rebecca deserved to be in a better show.

[Anonymous No.51523073]

>>51523041
>he doesn't know i get paid double for broken (You)'s and triple for non-(You)'d references
Keep seething you fucktard

[Tyler No.51523087]

Chadshill is so based

-Ty

[Anonymous No.51523090]

this is as boring as it gets

[Anonymous No.51523103]

>>51522965
oh yes

[Anonymous No.51523137]

I literally don't care. Your ten satoshis a day isn't going to beat the inflation in canada you stupid cuck.
>>51523090
We live in exciting times anon

[Anonymous No.51523157]

>>51523090
>the most exciting time to be alive in all of existence
>boring

https://youtu.be/QtxAUMLvMoM

[Anonymous No.51523171]

>>51523137
>i literally don't care
yea

[Tyler No.51523192]

>>51523171
Haha nice one Chadshill
(He is obviously upset and cares a lot

-Tyler

[Anonymous No.51523204]

>>51523192
yes

[Anonymous No.51523232]

>Chadshill making up for all the past and long since forgotten shill-regulars
tyfys, it helps me remember the good ol days

[Twoler No.51523239]

Why is my brother being so gay right now?

-Twoler

[Anonymous No.51523265]

>>51523232
i'm just finishing what they never could
but only after i've had my fun first

you are all just my play things
ants beneath my Chadshill boot
until i decide to announce the date of 'DOTR II: Gustavo's Boogaloo'

[Anonymous No.51523281]

>dotr 2
>he still afraid to tell us what the acronym stands for
KEK

[Tyler No.51523300]

I am so excited for Day Of The Rope 2: Gustavo's Boogaloo
I can't wait for GameShare baggies to commit suicide via hanging because they lost all their money in a Jewish rugpull

-Tyler

[Anonymous No.51523312]

>>51523281
>if i get him to say the line ill be able to call over my jannoids and this thread will finally be comfy again
back to /trash/ anime tranny

[Anonymous No.51523319]

Who let all of the subhuman shitbrained retards into the thread?

[Anonymous No.51523325]

>The duality of Tyler

[Anonymous No.51523333]

>>51523300
checked and based and dotrpilled

[Anonymous No.51523338]

>>51523319
Kenny.

[Anonymous No.51523347]

>>51523319
>t. subhuman shitbrained retard

[Anonymous No.51523355]

Two more keks

[Anonymous No.51523363]

>>51523338
Ken Griffin deserves to be sodomized by giant fiery demon cock for eternity.

[Tyler No.51523368]

>>51523333
Nice quads Chadshill! Definitely can't let you go without checking those digits.
Looking forward to your future projects.

All the best,
-Tyler

[Anonymous No.51523373]

i'm just not gonna DRS a single one of my shares!
lol!!!

[Anonymous No.51523376]

>>51523363
And Steve Cohen and Jeffrey Yass

[Anonymous No.51523379]

>>51523355
kek and check

[Anonymous No.51523387]

I was told today was moass but it didn't happen and now i'm a nigger. how do I become my money back?

[Anonymous No.51523396]

>>51523355
Double Kek Double Check

[Anonymous No.51523402]

>>51523387
no refunds

[Anonymous No.51523407]

why would you promote piracy if you hold gme?

[Tyler No.51523412]

>>51523387
Sorry faggot, but you became a nigger the day you bought GameShare.
Now you are a poor nigger

-Ty

[Anonymous No.51523413]

hedgies,
my sneedus weanus of course!

[Jayden No.51523430]

>>51522968
Dang glad to hear the good news... still thinkin of going to Julian's party this weekend?

How dope would it be to MOASS before then hahaha

[Tyler No.51523453]

>>51523430
Don't act like you know me you fucking faggot
I don't know you or your little faggot friend Jewlian because I don't associate with trannies
Faggot

-Ty, the sly guy

[Anonymous No.51523491]

>>51522705
Inverse head and shoulders/bullflag

[Jayden No.51523520]

>>51523453
Pretending we aint been best budz since the old days... That classic Sly Tyler alright!

Stay frosty, bro. Jake's gonna hit you soon with the dates for the BBQ ;)

[Anonymous No.51523545]

Damn I thought tyler was cool. Wtf happened to him?

[Anonymous No.51523594]

cyber pandemic on the 22nd
also UNDERSTAND

[Anonymous No.51523605]

>>51523594
FUCK

[Anonymous No.51523620]

[Anonymous No.51523626]

>>51523605
I think they will wipe out all records of shares being held by hodlers
and will only
ONLY acknowledge and pay off the ones that have printed legal statements
trade confirmations and DRS statements
since that is backed up on some server somewhere but when you log back on whenever the internet comes back on
zero stocks accounts ZER0
BANK ACCOUNTS ZER0
CRYPTO EXCHANGES ZER0

[Anonymous No.51523672]

It’s next week

[Anonymous No.51523674]

Gotta love the tenacity of our shills, even if they've yet to come up with a decent argument. Hope they got paid during the dip yesterday.
MOASS before Gamestop runs out of operating capital, WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.51523681]

Moass is tomorrow and the cyber pandemic starts on the 22nd

[Tyler No.51523686]

>>51523626
Bullish!

-Tyler

[Anonymous No.51523723]

>where’s that mario day
>where’s that march 19th pixelfaggot DD
>where’s that april 16th DFV double down
>where’s that over voted share count
>where’s that negative beta
>where’s that DTTC rule changes
>where’s that quad witching day
>where's that bastille day
>where’s that 741
>where’s that 10:1 buy/sell ratio
>where’s that epic redditnigger attobitch house of cards DD
>where’s that epic redditnigger criand everything bubble DD
>where’s that evergrande collapse
>where’s that new distribution warehouse
>where’s that amazon takeover
>where's that stock split pump
>where's that dividend pump
>where's that wu-tang album
>where's that shareholders’ meeting pump
>where’s that forward guidance
>where's that DOJ investigation
>where's that RICO investigation
>where’s that loopring pump
>where’s that immutable x pump
>where's that jpeg marketplace pump
>where’s that Pulte pump
>where’s that (((Dave Lauer packet loss)))
>where’s that gameonanon faggoty mystery
>where’s that blockchain stock market
>where’s that NFT dividend
>where's that DRS owned float
>where’s that ‘RC bought BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
>where’s that ‘RC sold BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
>where's that opex cycle
>where’s that post-crypto crash pump
>where’s that post-market crash pump
>where’s that basket stocks swap
>where’s that july 4th
>where’s that 101 days of 100% utilization
>where’s that shill discord
>where’s that GMErica
>where’s that DTTC international fraud
>where’s that t+nigger for the splividend
>where’s that buy buy baggot announcement
>where’s that t+nigger for BBBY regSHO
>where’s that BBBY CFO ‘murder’
>where’s that FTX gift card partnership pump
>where’s that ethereum merger
>where’s that RC masterplan
>where’s that single profitable quarter since the squeeze
>where's that new ATH
>where's that hedgie ledging
>where’s that ‘sneed shillies this will never take 20 months’
>where's that MOASS

[Tyler No.51523744]

>>51523723
>where's that Tyler
Right here!

-Tyler

[Anonymous No.51523789]

Anyone watch the tiger king spin off doc antler? That’s how I’m going to live post moass. LARP as a spiritual guru to zoomettes with daddy issues

[Anonymous No.51523805]

It's tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51523822]

>>51523545
>Twoler

[Anonymous No.51523837]

>>51523805
I'm going to have hot passionate sex with you if you're lying.

[Anonymous No.51523873]

>>51523491
also the entire chart since inception is a bull flag.

[Anonymous No.51523882]

>>51522483
That's not going to happen, you doomer bitch. Do you think this is the only card in play? Do you really think this isn't affiliated to Trump's plan and possibly some Q tier shit becoming real? Humanity as a collective is about to become more free than we've ever been due to all of this.

[Anonymous No.51523925]

>>51523620
>It's real
Fucking based

[Anonymous No.51524021]

>>51523626
what if investors just print there account statements? wouldn't that be legally valid to demand shares back if records were to be lost through a "global internet pandemic"?

[Anonymous No.51524038]

I don't get it.
If GameStop did go under like hedgies wanted, where would gamers get their games, consoles and stuff? I mean there are still gamers. The only other place that I'd go is probably Best Buy.
But really though:
Walmart? Unlikely
Target? Smh
Amazon? You gotta be Joshin' me

[Anonymous No.51524047]

look at this obvious shilling you're gonna get rugged

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/xilc1b/gamestop_reloaded/

[Anonymous No.51524122]

What happened to Dunkie?

[Anonymous No.51524208]

>>51521845
>he doesn’t know OP lives in the Baker Islands

[Anonymous No.51524225]

>>51524122
I killed him at his house, in the Bronx, in real life.

[Anonymous No.51524307]

>>51524225
someone doxxed dunkposter? I have covid and only just woke up

[Anonymous No.51524323]

understand that we are gonna wagmi

[Anonymous No.51524375]

>>51524323
but you're not going to make it. None of you are. You're all going on two years of being bagholders. You all literally bought the top and have been coping for years about it in this general

[Anonymous No.51524380]

>>51524323
Understand understand

[Anonymous No.51524396]

>>51524380
the concept of dubs

[Anonymous No.51524410]

>>51524047
So fucking bullish. WSB is so obviously compromised (even more than the rest of Reddit) since the sneeze.
I’ve been incredibly successful with GME call options based off a strategy of waiting for positive GME posts on WSB to buy (I am not recommending you do this, this is what i do because I have a lot of disposable income, aka gambling money).
My hypothesis is that due to obfuscating a world ending short position through fuckery, these bad actors are left no choice but to let the stock run when they roll this gargantua of a position to kick the can. Knowing that normies may eventually wake up to the cyclical nature of this position, they must create an alibi for the runs.
GME is verboten on WSB unless you are “Kekking baggies”. The comped mods even join in on the ridicule. But then…you will get these posts. 4000 word DD or snazzy videos out of nowhere.
It’s their alibi. They need the public to think retail is pumping the stock, not forced buys due to an untenable position. They need their “new GME posts on wallsteet gambling site WSB led to a retail pump of the stock this week”
They have no choice but to telegraph the runups, because if they don’t have “retail manipulation” to point to, they have to answer some very uncomfortable questions.
We will run again this week. Can they contain it again?

[Anonymous No.51524429]

>>51524307
Yeah we’ve all known it’s Micheal Jordan for a few weeks now

[Anonymous No.51524435]

Shit's getting spicy.
>>>/pol/396045767

[Anonymous No.51524437]

>>51524410
and then WSB will take the fall too, its the perfect crime for both us and hedgies

[Anonymous No.51524459]

>>51524122
I miss him.
>I personally think he is Jimmy Chill.

[Anonymous No.51524460]

When I WAGMI I'm gonna play console games on a couch without a worry in the world. I might even sleep on my couch because it will be so comfy and I'll need to catch up on all the gaming I've missed the past 15 years due to waging and worrying too much to enjoy whatever menial free time I had. I can't wait for true freedom. I can only hope that Q shit is real so I can worry even less when globohomo isn't in charge anymore. I just wanna worship God, play video games and learn how to be happy again. I will take as much money as I possibly can out of this disgusting wretched system. Good night everyone, I love you and God bless you all.

[Anonymous No.51524473]

>>51524410
Disregarding the january sneeze gme has dropped every single time you start to see “yolo” posts on wsb, if anything you should short it when you see these kinds of posts gain traction over there

[Anonymous No.51524486]

>>51524459
>I miss him.
You fucked his asshole to death.

[Anonymous No.51524508]

>>51524473
I have profited multiple times off this strategy. My increased DRS stack is direct evidence that this theory may hold water. We find out this week don’t we? I think we run hard in the next two weeks

[Anonymous No.51524514]

>>51524473
I think the hedgies have finally figured out reverse psychology.

[Anonymous No.51524522]

>>51524514

[Anonymous No.51524570]

>>51523024
quantum immortality chad thinning down timelines until he's the luckiest version of himself

[Anonymous No.51524575]

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

[Anonymous No.51524595]

>>51524323
We're all going to WAGMI it so hard that historians will measure time in [pre-moass] vs [post-moass] the way they talk about WW2 and 9/11.

[Anonymous No.51524609]

I've gained 130lbs since i started holding GME. Fucking depression bros. We're never gonna make it are we

[Anonymous No.51524620]

>>51524595

[Anonymous No.51524636]

>>51524595
>>51524609
>>51524620
get help

[Anonymous No.51524673]

>>51524609
Now this is fud racing.

[Anonymous No.51524696]

>>51524595
This is true.

>>51524609
>holding a 100% guaranteed lottery ticket
>depressed
how?

[Anonymous No.51524772]

>>51524609
I quit drinking and lost 20 pounds. Get your shit together. Money isnt going to fix you

[Anonymous No.51524808]

>>51524609
I started lifting and lost 60 pounds. Different strokes.

[Anonymous No.51524811]

>>51524609
Try killing yourself

[Anonymous No.51524825]

>>51524811
DRS first.

[Anonymous No.51524837]

there is no quick way to making it

[Anonymous No.51524844]

>>51524696
He's depressed because Indian sweat shop slaves can't own United States stock, but he's forced to shill here every day. It's like forcing a starving man to perform for the entertainment of people at a dinner theater.

[Anonymous No.51524864]

Be real with me /biz/, is DRSing smart or is it reddit-nigger-tier cultist faggotry? I want to be able to sell without issue, so I'm wary.

[Anonymous No.51524880]

>>51524844
I wonder how many suicides this message has inspired

[Anonymous No.51524881]

>>51524864
>I want to be able to sell
Change this mindset if you're going to make it.

[Anonymous No.51524931]

>>51524881
I'm not in this for some gay protest, I'm here to make bank and never worry about cash again.

[Anonymous No.51524933]

GainStop made me 2 inches shorter

[Anonymous No.51524950]

>>51524931
gay

[Anonymous No.51525019]

Brokerajeets are back. DRS your shares everyone.

[Anonymous No.51525022]

>>51524429
This.

[Anonymous No.51525044]

>>51525019

[Anonymous No.51525067]

>>51525044

[Anonymous No.51525072]

>>51525019
I like being 60/40.

[Anonymous No.51525089]

>>51524864
you can sell just fine from computershare. people saying you can't were shills fudding.

[Anonymous No.51525092]

>>51524772
Yep. I quit booze, started weed for sleep, started lifting 3 days a week, and lost 35 pounds.

t. Fit Anon

[Anonymous No.51525106]

>>51525089
>selling
>selling from the Infinity pool
Kek

[Anonymous No.51525117]

>>51524931
Same. I’m here to make babies. Not doing it under any other circumstances than me being the omnipotent ruler of my household which globohomo won’t penetrate

[Anonymous No.51525207]

>>51525117
>I’m here to make babies.
That's pretty gay, anon.

[Anonymous No.51525270]

i have 115 shares am i going to make it?

[Anonymous No.51525292]

>>51525270
Probably.

[Anonymous No.51525293]

>>51523873
Yes, and it’s basically complete. We’re at the apex, I don’t think October fits within the pennant. I expect the breakout to occur this month or next. November at the latest.

[Anonymous No.51525302]

>>51525089
I would argue that because CS uses multiple brokers to make trades, it is even safer than an individual broker.

[Anonymous No.51525337]

>>51525072
Although I completely respect your choice as an individual, I would not be able to sleep tonight knowing some broker could sell 40 percent “my” shares for me before I even wake up in the morning, and there is nothing I could do about it because they are the rightful owners

[Anonymous No.51525384]

>>51525337
I've never slept better.

[Anonymous No.51525399]

>>51524122
died

[Anonymous No.51525412]

>>51524437
no they wont. The second this gets out of control, they will start talking about superstonk like you've known about it your whole life.

[Anonymous No.51525429]

I'm happy eating a box of cheese-its right now. Only down side is they're not extra toasty edition

[Anonymous No.51525433]

>>51522483
I know this is a gay larp but seriously continuity of government and/or the plans the 1% have for escaping to New Zealand or whatever is some of the most cringe shit I've ever seen and I highly recommend you all read up on it. It makes us look like neurotypical normies.

[Anonymous No.51525434]

>>51525412
superstonk revels in being uncoordinated retards, that's not going to fool anyone

[Anonymous No.51525453]

October 11th

[Anonymous No.51525481]

>>51525453
Stars say its going to be end of october into early november. Millionares dont use astrology, billionares do. And I do too, even though I have no money.

[Anonymous No.51525494]

We're back up over 54% today. Expect institutional selloffs soon.

[Anonymous No.51525500]

>>51525481
The stars told me it starts tomorrow.

[Jayden No.51525506]

>>51525434
kek i wish but the npcs who 'run' shit will believe anything in the box

[Anonymous No.51525517]

[Anonymous No.51525532]

>>51525500
fuckin CHEKT my g

[Anonymous No.51525535]

>>51525506
I will be in control of what the box says.

[Anonymous No.51525591]

>>51525506
believe this

[Anonymous No.51525642]

>>51525591

[Anonymous No.51525662]

Uhhhh brohos? Halp ??!
It's today isn't it
I have a some in CS go but shit...... It's started

[Anonymous No.51525687]

>>51525662
I hold in both reckoning

[Anonymous No.51525715]

>>51525662
You should charge your phone.

[Anonymous No.51525757]

>>51525293
Muh Shemitah. Moving goalposts again. Two more years. Until bankruptcy.

[Anonymous No.51525759]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xix9dq/can_someone_that_is_good_at_reading_charts/

[Anonymous No.51525776]

Ahahahhahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.51525788]

>>51525776
lifted straight from meltdown, what a faggot

[Anonymous No.51525789]

>>51525759
why did you post that?
>>51525776
Time fud doesnt work on me.

[Anonymous No.51525850]

At 4AM for premarket you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem

[Anonymous No.51525900]

>>51522934
its the stuff you get under your foreskin if you don't wash it

[Anonymous No.51525908]

It’ll be a slow grind to 80% drs but I think around 85% we’ll start to see a major run to 100% of free float. Institutions will start to dump along the way but once the flood gates to 100% open up I don’t think there will be any stopping it. They obviously can’t let it hit $20 for more than a day or two as people start buying like mad. God help the hedgies if we get another organic fomo yolo event like January ‘21

[Anonymous No.51525924]

>>51525908
I dont think so bro. We just went up 4% in under a month. Buying gamestop stock is something people just do now. It has nothing to do with the price. People just buy it at any opprotunity they can, usually with weekly buys. There is no strategy involved with the buying, except that buying is the means to the end they are seeking. People are not going to be scared off from buying this, that has already been proven after the price dropping for a year straight and terrible economic conditions.

[Anonymous No.51525944]

>>51525924
If this goes into January I'll be able to yeet $3k a month at CS direct buys. Hedgies can't compete with W-2 income redirected from funkopop purchases to investment.

[Anonymous No.51525946]

>>51525924
True just saying I think there’s a lot of us who keep a nice chunk of fiat tucked away for sub $25

[Anonymous No.51525957]

>>51525850
I believe you, fren.

[Anonymous No.51525972]

>>51525944
if it goes to next spring things will get incredibly spicy since we will be near or at 100% free float locked and a wave of fatty tax returns coming into our bank accounts since a lot of us took no profits this year, kek hedgies

[Anonymous No.51526030]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xizbes/the_secret_connection_between_mike_tython_and_gme/

[Anonymous No.51526260]

>>51525900
checked and kek'd
>>51525924
god bless the rabid purple cultists at plebbit

[Anonymous No.51526301]

Can one of you jews do some jew magic and get it over with ffs

[Anonymous No.51526354]

my farts are so stinky /gme/ :(

[Anonymous No.51526402]

I know meme magic can’t be forced, but perhaps we can coax it along. How do we achieve this fellow anonimishes?

[Anonymous No.51526474]

>>51526402
Semen retention and Law of Attraction

[Anonymous No.51526505]

>>51526474
alright then we need to agree on a date to start conserving our seed and doing manifestation exercises at certain times. When do all you anons wanna quit whacking it with me then?

[Anonymous No.51526598]

>>51521716
simple, tve rules state that if the dtcc is unable to propperly handle stocks of a company, the company can leave the dtcc. This happens 90 days after fuckery. We talked about this presplit over and over. Lurk more.
Anyway: Shitma end of Sept.! Are you ready?!

[Anonymous No.51526635]

>>51526598
how many days has it been?

[Anonymous No.51526648]

Odd. Where are the shills?

[Anonymous No.51526666]

boobies boobies boobies!

WAGMI

[Jayden No.51526670]

>>51526635

[Anonymous No.51526676]

>>51526670
thx

[Anonymous No.51526716]

>>51526505
If we announce it, it disperses the energy and puts too much pressure on people. Just start now or whenever you’re ready

[Anonymous No.51526739]

Gamestop baggies are just like every other baggies ahahahaha

[Anonymous No.51526760]

Gamestop baggies stock performing exactly like most stocks in the Russell 2000 and above. No difference in price action. DRS has had ZERO positive impact on the price. Ahahahahaahahah

[Anonymous No.51526811]

>>51526760
JV team arrived.

[Anonymous No.51526961]

>>51526739
no! we special!

[Anonymous No.51527119]

Things are getting frisky in Germany:
INSANE NUMBERS FROM GERMANY

INFLATION ( PPI) IS UP 45.8% YoY ( HIGHEST EVER)

ENERGY PRICES ARE UP 139% YoY

[Anonymous No.51527306]

>>51527119
They deserve it for voting in Hitler desu

[Anonymous No.51527317]

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

[Anonymous No.51527478]

>>51526505
No can do, fren. Mo' ass is what will bring on the MOASS.

[Anonymous No.51527502]

We’ve opened red and closed green five days in a row now. These filthy kikes can only control the price during jew-only hours. Fuck KG, fuck the SEC, fuck the White House. It’s plain to see what’s going on here but no one will do anything about it. It just blows my fucking mind how corrupt the entire system is

[Anonymous No.51527511]

>>51527119
Not enough. Also, German people love getting fucked because ARD, ZDF, and Spiegel tell them it's good for them.

[Anonymous No.51527528]

>>51525757
I’ve been sayin this for months nigga, kys

[Anonymous No.51527589]

>>51527119
>( HIGHEST EVER)
45.8% YOY does seem slightly less than 29,500% (((monthly))), but I'm happy to take your word for it.

[Anonymous No.51527629]

Kek red premarket baggies
Hedgechads are absolutely fucking

[Anonymous No.51527660]

>>51523620
>>51523925
holy shit, its really real!

[Anonymous No.51527721]

>>51527629
>Sanjay so upset he can't even finish his sentences

[Anonymous No.51527793]

>>51527721
They are fucking your fucking stock in the premarket

[Anonymous No.51527795]

>>51526354
baked beans?

[Anonymous No.51527829]

>>51527793
>Fuck you fuck motherfucker fuck u son of bitch fuck u basterd :^)

[Anonymous No.51527873]

>>51527793
>They are fucking your fucking stock in the premarket
>-0.35%
we are fucking fucked!

[Anonymous No.51527907]

>>51525117
Have you been searching through commercial sites for potential proxy-mommies, or do are you waiting for true love bonded with the nuclear power of being obscenely wealthy to make one big family with one queen by your side?
Personally I've really come to love the idea of literal sister wives. I'd love to scoop up three genetically and mentally healthy sisters, promise to have and to hold each one fairly and evenly, and keep 2 of them pregnant at all times in a cyclical fashion. What a Christmas photo that will be... What a dreamy GME dream.

[Anonymous No.51527942]

cast jew magic to counteract their jew magic

[Anonymous No.51528146]

oooooooo-posting is back on the menu

[Anonymous No.51528155]

>>51527907
Brother, I have the same dream. Though I wouldnt mind having them all pregnant at the same time.
But my girlfriends sister already has two babies. But Ill support your dream from afar.

[Anonymous No.51528197]

>>51526030
Removed what was it

[Anonymous No.51528391]

>>51528155
Checked and based dynasty anon.
It's important to keep 1/3 of your harem not pregnant at any given time, so they can help the pregnant sisters when they are having bad morning sickness days or when they get far enough along to have trouble with physical chores.
Not only does this help strengthen the bond between your wives as siblings, but as the first 3 children begin to grow up, they learn the balance of a healthy and efficient family. A time to work, a time to grow, and perhaps most importantly a time to rest.
(You win on this one, Jews. Shmitah is a genuinely good idea, if you're not being deceptive little rats about it.)

[Anonymous No.51528558]

>51527629
You only get paid when you finish your sentences lmao

[Anonymous No.51528679]

>>51528391
Yes you are probably right, it would be the responsible way to do it.
Best case would be when some of the sisters were from another marriage, so that there is a chance for ethnic diversity as well. If I could Id pick one half japanese or colombian.

[Anonymous No.51528751]

If only you knew how comfy things are going to be.

[Anonymous No.51528776]

>>51528751
comfy you say?

[Anonymous No.51528796]

>>51528776
It will be extremely comfy.

[Anonymous No.51528805]

Green PM
Green ID guarantees WAGMI

[Anonymous No.51528900]

like it or not i'm gonna shit myself today and there is nothing you can do about it

[Anonymous No.51528940]

>>51528796
you're a good boy

[Anonymous No.51529020]

>>51528900
checked

[Anonymous No.51529034]

>>51528679
>TFW there's probably some hyper pervert in this thread that will try to go full Khan
>TFW it might be me
>TFW the ultimate high score board is percentage of global population descended from you
>TFW one of you faggots is going to try to Speedrun for top 10
>TFW that might be me too
I thirst for love and family, but I hunger for conquest. Interesting times ahead.

[Anonymous No.51529123]

>>51529034
>Implying there's just the one.
Mongolia will know my touch after all this is over.

[Anonymous No.51529318]

When riches

[Anonymous No.51529320]

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

[Anonymous No.51529395]

>>51529318
when jew ritual complet

[Anonymous No.51529416]

>>51528940
Dobermans are indeed very good boys. Post moass I will have multiple Dobermans.

[Anonymous No.51529496]

SPY has been dropping since Sep 12, but since then VIX has hardly moved at all. Shouldn't things be considered highly volatile right now? Is VIX fake?

[Anonymous No.51529512]

>>51529496
Yes VIX is confirmed fake

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/xgjtc2/the_vix_index_seems_to_be_broken_it_has_not_been/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

[Anonymous No.51529545]

>>51529496
The Stock Market is an illusion.

[Anonymous No.51529575]

Moass soon? I need a vacation.

[Anonymous No.51529642]

>>51529575
four years

[Anonymous No.51529657]

>>51522151
My job is retraining me to take phone calls instead of just sifting through faxes by myself all day. The training is full of niggers. I'm going to have find another job I think.

[Anonymous No.51529691]

>>51529657
You should. Nothing could be worse than working with more than a single token black.

[Anonymous No.51529715]

>>51522151
time for our daily standup, anon

[Anonymous No.51529726]

>>51529657
“Retrain”. You have just conceded that you deserve being treated like cattle if you don’t walk out when someone utters that word about you.

[Anonymous No.51529734]

I’m in my 2nd to last semester to be a high school history teacher. I really was passionate about this 2 years ago before I bought Gme, but as time has progressed I’ve got increasingly more “why the fuck should I even bother going to school for 4 years to make a yearly salary that’s 1/4th a Wall Street analysts Christmas bonus?” Not to mention all the shit about teachers pensions and BCG. But I’m pretty far into my degree now I’ll literally be done in the spring. And the tuition cost is paid for me. No idea what I would try to even do if I wanted to switch gears.

[Anonymous No.51529784]

>>51522151
Lol. Scrums are for women and minorities. If you're truly superior just tell them you think it's retarded and won't enter them and if they force you, you will leave. If you truly have value, they won't say shit. I also got a 25% pay raise so I won't leave lol

[Anonymous No.51529792]

Museum-anon here, still holding.

[Anonymous No.51529797]

>>51529734
Think less about the money and more about being a responsible, good contributor to society. Let the money just be a bonus.
+ after MOASS you can just talk antisemitic shit in class until you get fired.

[Anonymous No.51529800]

I don’t get why we always attack hedge fund managers, they only make 60k a year just like us guys…

[Anonymous No.51529817]

>>51529734
Carry on with the teacher shit, wear huge fake tittys, call yourself Mrs Realwoman and go full blown Mr Garrison and see how far the left will let you go.

[Anonymous No.51529820]

>>51529734
Lol. Listen friend, something tells me you’ll be a whole lot less interested in meme stonks in about 6 months time.
Don’t quit your day job just yet.

[Anonymous No.51529837]

>>51529797
It’s hard not to consider money when it’s literally all that has been on my mind for 2 years. How to make more money, market manipulation, options, everything. I crash coursed myself probably an associates degree or better in market mechanics just out of my own personal interest. I’m already not taking it seriously. I’m student teaching at the moment, and in yesterdays lesson I just included this video of a dog falling down the stairs in the PowerPoint to make the kids laugh. Had nothing to do with any lesson I just wanted to catch them off guard.

https://youtu.be/fK2RUvxYy8U

[Anonymous No.51529940]

RYAN COHEN
RYAN COHEN
YOUR SILENCE IS DEAFENING
YOU HAVE 0 YIL

[Anonymous No.51529954]

>>51529837
desu I feel you bro, Im studying engineering and ever since I got in contact with the whole Market shenanigans bs I got less serious about it. Knowing the sums that get moved around makes ones time feel unappreciated and wasted.
But in reality, not doing what we are supposed to is the real waste.

[Anonymous No.51529974]

>>51529575
Full float lock-up by 2024 but GameStop has to dilute next year due to cash burn and some baggies will sell in consequence. So maybe 2026 unless they dilute again. Shorts will obviously have closed by then.

[Anonymous No.51529995]

bros if we don't moass soon, they will take me to war

[Anonymous No.51530000]

>>51529954
wtf I wrote desu not desu what have you done to me chinz

[Anonymous No.51530062]

hedge with oil stocks, bros. winter is coming and there is a lot of saber rattling right now. wont name specific stocks to avoid the distraction label but to weather the storm before moass, have a bit of energy stocks on the side. Energy stocks in the shorts basket, even better.

[Anonymous No.51530076]

>>51529974
To anyone reading this schlock- imminent dilution is the new FUD that shills are using to sow doubt.

[Anonymous No.51530081]

>>51530076
So what's GameStop plan instead once they run out of cash next year? Take on debt?

[Anonymous No.51530095]

>>51530081
damn you come from the future?

[Anonymous No.51530099]

oh baggies

[Anonymous No.51530110]

bit of a red candle to start there

[Anonymous No.51530113]

somebody kek my baggies, quick!

[Anonymous No.51530114]

>>51530000
Quad checking and kekking newfren.
You think senpai is bad, you should have seen the place back in the ponos and vagoo days.

[Anonymous No.51530116]

>>51530095
No but he can count. If you have to shut your eyes and ears and scream FUD FUD to not feel insecure in your investment, you should do better research.

[Anonymous No.51530135]

>>51530099

[Anonymous No.51530137]

>>51530116
>No but he can count
Yes because past performance is indicative of future results. Got it.

[Anonymous No.51530164]

>>51530095
>900 million left in the bank
>250 million average cash burn / quarter
Yes, I come from the future, no other way to figure this one out!

[Anonymous No.51530181]

>>51530137
It's perfectly possible that people suddenly decide -- in a recession -- to buy tons of physical games again, sure.

[Anonymous No.51530226]

Holy fuck kek crypto AND BBBY baggies

[Anonymous No.51530239]

BAGGIES KEKE

[Anonymous No.51530250]

>>51530181
>Medium known to contain the highest ratios of money spent to time spent enjoying it
>Literally the most bang for your buck
>Not purchasing the value pack of entertainment during a recession
Oh buddy, you're going to hate when I tell you how much I spend on my weekly D&D session.

[Anonymous No.51530297]

>>51530250
Obviously not enough to have GameStop turn a profit these last 4 years.

[Anonymous No.51530308]

>>51529974
>Full float lock-up by 2024
what stops me from buying 1 share in 2024 or the morning of whenever the supposed squizzle is coming and getting rich like that?

[Anonymous !!StNYcNXEJ2q No.51530307]

>>51530266
>>51530266
>>51530266
Threaded, frens!

[Anonymous No.51530320]

>>51530181
Actually yes, its called lipstick effect. When hard times come and you can't afford traveling or eating out cope industry like movies and games is booming.

[Anonymous No.51530327]

>>51530308
Nothing. That's the reasonable thing to do. Wait it out and buy in if they actually reach 95% of shares outstanding locked up.

[Anonymous No.51530365]

>>51529974
Market is going to crash - soon - possibly as soon as Oct/Nov and its margin call time, float will never be fully registered. My bet : moass till latest Jan 23. Kenny knows thats why he moves to Florida for retirement.

[Anonymous No.51530448]

>>51530365
What if hedgies, you know, hedged, and are net short, thus profiting from a market crash?

[Anonymous No.51530522]

>>51530448
This is how they plan to survive moass, maybe they will launch new shell HFs while old gets bankrupted.

[Anonymous No.51530552]

Their short position is so large it can't be covered. Thats the basic reasoning behind moass.

[Anonymous No.51530574]

>>51530365
The absolute most hilarious bit of the whole gme delusion has to be baggies somehow cheering for a market collapse. You’re a bunch of geese cheering for Christmas because you think only turkeys get eaten.

[Anonymous No.51530725]

>>51526505
Only niggers and weak boys jerk off

[Anonymous No.51530849]

>>51530164
Yeah because
>they earned this much money last quarter
>that means they will earn that amount every quarter
You're a nigger arent you? A completely retarded nigger. That what you are. Retard nigger without brain and ability to think.
>hurrdurr they can only earn the same amount of money every quarter durrhurrdurr
Fucking Dane.

[Anonymous No.51531190]

>>51530849
every quarter has been down from the one before
where is this blind optimism coming from?
past performance isn't a crystal ball to see what the future holds, but it's a strong indicator. what is your blind bullishness based on other than the fact that you really really really really really want this to make you rich?