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Pick up Jerome Edition....
Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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>>51516004

>> No.51517675

ah yes another fine day of stock trading what a joy it is to be alive in 2022

>> No.51517674
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>>51517653
Stocks are kill

>> No.51517681
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federal reserve chairman you beclown yourself

>> No.51517683

>>51517653
First for chuds master race. No trannies, biden fags, or commies allowed in /smg/

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>> No.51517692
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>never bet against America

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I don't even have a single cent left to gamble on fed wednesday, just fuck my shit up

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>> No.51517723

>>51517669
Jay doesn't give a fuck about the election, his only job is to bring inflation down, and provide the markets with a "soft landing".

>> No.51517732

>>51517692
Can a single Bobo or 'Trader' prove theyve been profitable in the stock market over a 5 year period?

>> No.51517736

>>51517723
>provide the markets with a "soft landing".
Tripfaggot, I..

>> No.51517742
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Who’s ready for dot com 2.0!!!!

>> No.51517744

>>51517692
>typed with tapatalk on my iphone 14

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>>51517653

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>>51517723
Nah he just got the call to hold it together for Q4 and that's it.

>> No.51517752

>>51517723
crashing this economy with no survivors
hes a big chairman

>> No.51517756
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>>51517653
just wait for wednesday sweety, fomc will take care of you.

>> No.51517761

>>51517699
actual mom is cuter than whore

>> No.51517765
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What prevents US stocks from just never going up again like Japanese stocks from 1989?

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>>51517732
can you suck on deez nuts

>> No.51517773

>>51517756
right looks like a man in a wig. left looks like she does amazing incest roleplays

>> No.51517778
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>>51517732
I've been trading since July 29th, 2017 mostly swing trading indexes

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>>51517756
Holy shit based Xev/Leia coomer.

>> No.51517792

>>51517756
who's the one on the left

>> No.51517805
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https://youtu.be/JDeXMCJ2EGs

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>>51517756

>> No.51517814

>>51517765
The lack of octopus porn and the non usage of fax.
Japan never recovered from the raise of South Korea. There is no new market to take over the States, unfortunately.

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aight I'ma head out folks, see you market makers in the morning

>> No.51517837
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51517837

>Crabs in your direction

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>>51517778
thats what you say but this image could be easily faked. Wheres the dates, wheres the Line?

>> No.51517847
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51517847

Crashing this market...

>> No.51517849

>>51517837
What dashboard is this?

>> No.51517858

>>51517765
United States controls the world

>> No.51517865

>>51517849
iOS fidelity

>> No.51517868

>>51517849
Fidelity. Its their logo in top left.

>> No.51517869

>>51517824
yeah ive about had it with crabday , made a cool 40bucks swing trading, shouldve slept in

>> No.51517873

to the anon who shilled FRGE, will line go up again?

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>>51517843
I wouldn't lie to you anon

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I'm personally blaming this crash on jews, l*berals, and womyn.

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>>51517653

>> No.51517907

This market is slowly just getting to that point where there's no longer money to made to the downside. I'm thinking the bottom might be in and we should be happy with the soft landing. It's okay to start buying here because we're getting a soft landing so there's plenty of entries, but this one is probably the best of all.

>> No.51517909

>>51517752
*crabbing this economy

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>> No.51517920
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How do I best bet on america. If possible I'd also like to short europe and asia

>> No.51517921
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>>51517873
You bought a europoor loan stock? Holy shit

>> No.51517928

>>51517921
sometimes people get what they deserve.

>> No.51517930

>>51517875
you fucking lied to me, this is 2 year returns not 5

>> No.51517931

>>51517907
>see the heat pads beings ripped off renters g the atmosphere
>Hahahahaha soft landing here we come!
We have t minus <48 hours before landing

>> No.51517935

>>51517920
Calm down Literally Hitler you have done enough Damage...

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>>51517915
This makes sense>>51517920

>> No.51517946

>>51517930
get your eyes checked

>> No.51517949

I am buying so much fucking garbage. The Fed BUCK will be BROKEN. OH GOD
I AM GOING TO...
I AM .....
IM ARRRRKKKKKIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

>> No.51517950

>>51517907
>much lower: AAPL $50, TSLA $60, AMD $40
As your name suggests

>> No.51517952

>>51517869
>made a cool 40bucks swing trading
I did a bit better than that today but green is green anon. green is good. green is god. but these low volume afternoons where I have already won is when i usually turn a great day into a bobo day so im gonna go play some vidya and not care where the charts go

>> No.51517954

>>51517875
kek how much soxl did you have

>> No.51517956
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>>51517770
kek

>> No.51517959

Does anyone know if I can register a broker account from an SVG corporate? Hard to find info on this and every broker customer support response is that they don’t allow SVG customers

>> No.51517964
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Flat market erotic!!!

>> No.51517967

>>51517920
>How do I best bet on america.
I wouldn't be making bets on America until America can figure out how to handle its nigger problem. If they could fix their nigger problem, America would be a great place again.

>> No.51517973

What stocks would Hitler buy?

>> No.51517977

>1 year yeild holding over 4%
Lmao, pretty good deal

>> No.51517979

>>51517954
none but I suffered mightily from a bunch of BAKA calls

>> No.51517985

>>51517973
IBM

>> No.51517988

Bought more KO and SWPPX. Co-worker interrupted my morning doze to tell me his wife slapped him with divorce papers over the weekend. He said it was a few weeks after she'd talked him into having a vasectomy..

>> No.51517996

>>51517973
TWTR

>> No.51518001

>>51517973
KO

>> No.51518006

>>51517979
S M H

>> No.51518008

>>51517973
Bayer

>> No.51518010

>>51517973
SOXL CLF

>> No.51518022

>>51517949
Calm down Cathy you dumb whore.

>> No.51518026

>>51517988
>Convince husband to get vasectomy
>He's too much of a pussy to say no
>Divorce him for being weak just to be sure
Way to kick the dog

>> No.51518030

>>51517973
Chainlink

>> No.51518038

is now the the time to buy soxl? It's pretty clear we hit the bottom

>> No.51518041

>>51518026
>Wait wait. please dont get divorced ill get them cut off for you!

>> No.51518046

>>51518008

dupont
pfizer

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>>51517681
>SPY 2200 in 2017
we've come a long way mumus

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>>51517988

>> No.51518056

>>51517973
>VWAGY

>> No.51518059

>>51517988
>wife slapped him with divorce papers over the weekend. He said it was a few weeks after she'd talked him into having a vasectomy..
just get married they said
just buy soxl they said

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Ive been having a little too much fun shitposting on the BLUE stocktwits page. But this is a standard cock and balls formation.

>> No.51518061

>>51517973
Gas & oven stocks.

>> No.51518069

>>51517653
If only the IRS would block me.

>> No.51518071

>>51517988
Hard failed the shit test. Many such cases

>> No.51518072
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>>51517973
PSLV

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>>51517973
UNG

>> No.51518077

What dipping sauce should I get with my tendies?

>> No.51518091

>>51518077
Honey bbq

>> No.51518096

>>51518077
Honey mustard.

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>>51517653
He's going to drop the hammer, isn't he frens?

>> No.51518101

>>51518059
>have a midwife
>sell when you have over 35% profits on a Leveraged triple etf
Always hedge against your bets

>> No.51518105

>>51518077
mayo

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>>51517973
I don't know, I want to say real ones, but he is dead, so I don't know...

>> No.51518115

>>51518077
Ranch

>> No.51518127

>>51518077
Buffalo

>> No.51518128

how the fuck is TSLA still so overvalued in this market? Someone explain this black magic fuckery to me

god damn I hate this stock

>> No.51518132

>>51518115
>>51518096
>>51518091
Went with ranch, Hm, and Chik-fil-a sauces

>>51518105
seek mental help

>> No.51518138

>>51518101
what exactly do you think a midwife is?

>> No.51518139
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>>51518128
esg aka satanic pedophiles from blackrock

>> No.51518141

>>51518077
onions sauce

>> No.51518142

>>51518105
ranch and blue cheese is like 80% mayo.

>> No.51518146

>>51518132
>seek mental help
a succulent chicken tendie meal?
dont knock it until you've tried it mate

>> No.51518148

>>51518128
investing giants perpetually propping it up via short/long bidding wars
It'll crash eventually just like snapchat

>> No.51518147

>>51518077
One of everything they have.

>> No.51518149

>>51517920
Betting on America and shorting Europe?
We're too globohomo integrated for this to work

>> No.51518150

>>51518132
Dipping fries in mayo is a 180 IQ move.

>> No.51518151

>>51518077
45 push ups you fat fuck

>> No.51518162

>>51517943
She wood make a good would shop teacher

>> No.51518163

>>51518151
I'm doing 0 pushup and getting a second tendie meal deal with it nerd.

>> No.51518164

>>51518128
Reddit

>> No.51518169

>>51518150
if you arent PRO MAYO then you arent white.

>> No.51518168

>>51517858
And Israel controls united states

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I bought nu today at 5.

>> No.51518174

>>51518163
im going to run an extra mile because of this comment.

>> No.51518177

>>51518150
i'm going to need you to also seek mental counseling bro

>> No.51518180
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jesus christ this violent crabbing

>> No.51518183

>>51518169
mayo is a jewish condiment, always has been always will be

>> No.51518184

>>51517765
>posts a dividend stock chart without dividends
lol kill yourself

>> No.51518189

>>51517988
I'm sure she had a good reason and he deserved it. Women are usually in the right in such cases thats why the courts always award them so much money

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fuck this cancer chop bull shit

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do you still suppose we will see lower than June lows in the coming months or is that too much of an extreme bearish reaction?

>> No.51518219

>>51518180
the crabbing will continue until morale improves

>> No.51518221

>>51518148
Based

>> No.51518222
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The amount of smug bobos scribbling their doom predictions on the internet should worry you. Pretty much everyone is rooting for the total collapse of the stock market. If there is even the slightest smallest most miniscule meagerest microscopic miniscule paltry hint of a slower pace of rate hikes or a pause on Wednesday then bobo will get irrevocably mercilessly inexorably blown out in a single day. I can't wait.

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51518225

>I don't get it. Why did he make a trade during a crab day?
>It's a free country, brother.

>> No.51518228

>>51518207
she's cute
sauce?

>> No.51518230
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MY TEETH WONT STOP ITCHING. HELP

>> No.51518231

>>51518189
yup, and its consistencies in out system like this that keeps our great country free. That is why i have trust in our elected officials and Powel to keep and maintain our economy.

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>> No.51518237

>>51518077
Can you get that dill and yoghurt shit the Greeks put on gyros?

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>>51518151
You might want to be nicer to him anon. When the giga-depression hits, hamchads will be your overlords as you'll be too weak and hungry to make critical decisions. You're gonna want to apologize.

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superstar powell will cancel rate hikes and market will cheer

>> No.51518244

>>51518183
Do you spread mayonnaise on the baby penis after its circumsized? Probably helps with the bloody taste i'd imagine.

>> No.51518251

>>51518222
but what if i hedge my spy puts with some tqqq calls and stoplosses what then huh?
how about them apples eh?

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>>51518230
that doesn't sound good man

>> No.51518270

>>51517973
He would short brown people

>> No.51518272

>>51518230
itching means theyre healing just dont scratch them for a while

>> No.51518275

>>51518237
do they even sell tendies at greek places dunno desu bro

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>haven't bought anything since mid-august
when do i buy

>> No.51518283

>>51517920

When China moves on Taiwan for real, it'll trigger a cycle of sanctions an be a major crash. Lots of US industrial companies have huge exposure in their supply chains to China and all their shit is gonna get nationalized by the CCP. However, once that initial crash is done it'll be nowhere but up for a decade as they are stuffed full of gov money to rebuild supply chains closer to home. Mexico and South America will likely be the largest beneficiaries of this shift.

DUSL (3x US industrials)
DFEN (3x US Defense & Aerospace)
MEXX (3x Mexico)

>> No.51518286
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What do you guys think about UEC?

>> No.51518292

>>51518168
Yup

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>>51518207
No. June 17th was the precise bottom.

>> No.51518301

>>51518280
Don't.

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>>51518280
i haven't bought anything since june

>> No.51518311

>>51518280
think today may be the day until the retard bear rally pump from the 75bp

>> No.51518316

>>51518283
>Mexico and South America will likely be the largest beneficiaries of this shift. Truly ,a new golden age for California, Texas, NM, and Texas....

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>>51518207
you tell me

>> No.51518320

>>51517988
Damn. I got snipped 3 years ago bc we didn’t want anymore kids. Have boy and girl. Blond and smart obviously. Trad wife still here. Too late for her to leave now bc she’s almost 40 kek.
>co worker type women fail to realize they aren’t worth as much as they think at 40yrs old w a few kids.
Your co worker can now slam younger girls. The ultimate fck you to the old ex wife. Youth, something she’ll never have again

>> No.51518323

>>51518280
>me asking my female broker for more margin after blowing up my account for the third time

>> No.51518325 [DELETED] 

>impulse bought VTAQ within 10 cents of the top
How am I this good at losing money?

>> No.51518326

>>51518251
Then you'll invoke the spirit of the crab, be careful with that

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SOUR HOUR INCOMING GET READY

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FUCK I'M DOWN $0.50 ON THE DIA I BOUGHT THIS MORNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>> No.51518351

>>51518317
Wow these are all textbook Elliott Wave cycle examples.

>> No.51518354

>>51518331
its a power bud

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>>51518354
He was ironically posting. Note the grotesque bobojack.

>> No.51518377

>>51518280
So this wagie really messed up. I would have given the downy half the register and slipped the other half in my pocket out of camera view. Downy gets arrested and wagie keeps the money.

>> No.51518389

>>51518230
Stop doing meth.

>> No.51518391

Anybody else scared about how the volume is so quiet? It's almost like (((they))) are being super cautious and just watching...

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>>51518100

yes

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>>51518391
we all are to be fair. I think we are oversold... but no one wants to buy with any significance odd times.

>> No.51518407

>>51518311
Is anyone expecting anything other than 75bps? Inflation is still high, but basically met their expectations. Any economic indicators saying jpow should go higher? Lower? Seems like the fed is content with nothing changing too quickly in any direction, which is what’s happening

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Hey mumu,turn around.

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Thoughts on this?

>> No.51518428

>>51518280
Someone should edit this so he pulls the trigger and vaporizes the clerk with his toy gun

>> No.51518430
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>>51518415
>Margin debt is kill
WE DID IT THIS IS THE BOTTOM OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>51518391
they are waiting you baggie to Short...just one more short!

summer end typhoon in tokyo supposedly right now. winter no typhoons! only earthquakes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPZd6DveTME

>> No.51518436

>>51518407
>but basically met their expectations.
just like Im basically handsome and well adjusted?

>> No.51518439

>>51518407
.75 is all he is allowed to do. Because the Prez that appointed him totalllllyy didn't say he couldn't do something that might help the economy before the midterms.

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>>51518391
>>51518403
Agreed. Now we all play a game of chicken.

>> No.51518449

>>51518415
this doesn't look very bearish desu

>> No.51518453

>>51518251
probably break even minus fees so broker wins again

>> No.51518461

>>51518391
yes bro why is the forest quiet where are the clanking chains

>> No.51518462

>>51518407
The market is only a measure of what's already transpired. This is why the recession always comes before the crash, so we will have to wait until the announcement before it's priced in accordingly.

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OMG they are going to do a pump then dump power hour arnt they...

>> No.51518488

>>51518415
BOTTOM IS IN

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My female broker does not allow me to buy iron condors, before I pass my penis inspection exam :(

>> No.51518500

>>51518462
>but muh markets are forward looking
>but muh priced in
>heavy kvetching ensues

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>>51518347
You know what to do

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/smg/ absolutely btfo

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>All green before the fed meeting
You know what that means,right?

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https://youtube.com/shorts/PJyqWaFd1X0?feature=share

>> No.51518520

and the hour was power after all
as expected first of two lukewarm green days to prep the bull for the rug pull

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>>51518506
This got the silliest giggle out of me.

>> No.51518523

>>51518415
And when I said on Friday that bubble already deflated people laughed at me. Fuck those retarded bobos.

>> No.51518524

>>51518500
Efficient market theory has been BTFO many times. Just read Soros. As one example

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>>51518414
Latebobos what were you thinking

>> No.51518528

>>51518506
>why won’t they own nothing and be happy?!?!?

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>>51518280
I bought some inflation bonds.

>> No.51518530

bobos NOOOOOOOO BTFO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>51518506
>calls half the country terrorists
>OMG!!! WHY ARE YOU HAPPY???!!!

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>>51518506

>> No.51518552

>>51518523
implying its not the banks getting their cash back before shit collapses.

>> No.51518556

>>51518524
>Just read Soros
I didn't know he was a published author, I only know him as one of our overlords. Is he worth reading?

>> No.51518557

>>51518529
>November adjustment date is coming up
>inflation going to be over 8% still
>getting that sweet 8% gains.

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The 10 YEAR TREASURY hit 3.512. This lil nigga prices all other assets against it, and the main driver of this downturn has been the 10 year going up. It peaked at 3.48 in mid June during the bottom. If this yield keeps going up, we are going to retest and maybe even go lower than the lows.

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Bros, we're financially HEALING!!!!

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>>51518506
kek based brandon telling chuds to know their place

>> No.51518569

>>51518506
I just really fucking hate the elderly

>> No.51518575

>>51518500
this if the markets were efficient, why are there still companies who give jobs to niggers?

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>>51518563
its going to flip hard watch...

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Don't mind me I'm just here to take the other side of all you guys' trades

>> No.51518591

>>51518552
Doesn't matter. bubble deflated mostly. There is way too many fairly priced / oversold companies right now to claim otherwise. At the same time speculative shit like AQB is scrapping the bottom. Balance has been restored mostly.

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Was the chart right today?

>> No.51518593

>>51518583
sweep the leg?

>> No.51518604

>>51518556
Meh, there are better. He likes his Reflexivity theory and kinda jerks himself off. Probably could get the jist from a 10 min YT video on him.

>> No.51518603

>>51518585
be very afraid of the broke clock.

>> No.51518607

>>51518563
>Green Monday on FOMC week
Lol, trying to get some suckers to buy in, classic

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>>51518575

government interference

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You know what? I think you guys are shell shocked from 9 months of market assrape.

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>>51518594
>red friday
>red futures
>its green

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I'm not selling my puts for a loss. This will be the greatest redemption story of all time. You will learn. Jpow will tank this market with no survivors

>> No.51518622

Holy shit we are going up and I am not losing money for once, because I am not stupidly overweight in puts. Is this how a bull market feels like?

>> No.51518624

>>51518591
how many times to I have to ready this lol

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i bought 100 soxl/100 upro
crash incoming

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>>51518594
the beauty of ambiguity is you can change your definitions on a whim re: crab

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>>51518621
>selling puts for a loss
Did you buy on friday?
How can you be at a loss already

>> No.51518637

>>51518575
>why are there still companies who give jobs to niggers?
there is a secret hidden balance sheet account called human capital, which is defined by me, a self-diagnosed schizo, as the fair market value of a firm's humans as denoted in US Dollars. The value of the average goy is rapidly declining

>> No.51518648

>>51518621
i just bit the bullet and bought calls, probably the best decision i've made since I booked that stay at the holiday inn.

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>>51518618
>from 9 months of market assrape.
Man has it already been that long...

>> No.51518655

>>51518594
it was wrong, i seriously hope you idiots didn't take that person seriously, no such pattern can exist for so long because markets are dynamic and profiting from consistent patterns in markets causes those patterns to deteriorate

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What are some good oil and gas stocks to hold over the winter? Besides the obvious majors like XOM, COP, BP etc.

>> No.51518665

Should I go all-in on magic internet beans now?

>> No.51518668
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Filling

>> No.51518669
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Bobos are getting liquidated as we speak

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>>51518653
Time flies when you're having fun.

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Reply to this post if the jews shook you out

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Just bought some intel bros.
What happens now?

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>>51518618
>>51518653
Remember the santa rally. Remember how naive we were on December 27th, thinking we'd get a little bit of tightening but the market direction was up.

>> No.51518688

>>51518679
>Just bought some intel bros.
Okay, Saumya.

>> No.51518693

>>51518653
and we've still got to get through another 6 fucking years of Joe Biden.

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>>51518621
your puts are already at loss in a such recent bear market turmoil?

>> No.51518699

>>51518679
Diversity, pajeet coders, and government money

>> No.51518700

>>51518669
been caught by the power hour pump too many times now. It's much more fun watching from the sideline

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>>51518638
Yes I bought Friday at open. I'm getting heemed. This is the last chapter of my book.

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>>51518682
lmao remember when the F.E.D. members sold the top? Remember when the Bogs died in succession, also marking the top?

>> No.51518710

>>51518682
>December 27th, thinking we'd get a little bit of tightening but the market direction was up.
Yeah i remember my craptos pumping a bit to end the year and i felt like it was going to be ok.

>> No.51518712
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My lil pltr call doin sum

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>Power hour
Thanks I guess, but why?

>> No.51518719

>>51518663
CVE CNQ and other leaf oil companies, they are cheaper and have more room to grow. Also NRGU HEU.TO

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>>51518677
Vti hedged with dog, see you next rate hike.

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>CRUDE PLUNGES AS CHENGDONGZHOUPENG, CITY OF 200 MILLION, LOCKS DOWN 93 DISTRICTS LIKE IT'S THE FUCKING HUNGER GAMES
>OIL RALLIES AS EU FINDS CHANGE UNDER COUCH CUSHIONS AND LEVERS IT INTO BILLIONS WORTH OF DOLLAR SWAP LINES

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>>51518714
because I bought

>> No.51518731

>>51518712
>1 Contract

Lel

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>>51518706
I do

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>>51518706
I thought to myself.... There's no way memes are real, that couldn't possibly be meaningful events....

>> No.51518740

>>51518731
I'm poor

>> No.51518742

>>51518728
Based china enforcing demand side destruction.

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I just had two orders of tendies and now i'm heading to Dairy Queen for a large oreo blizzard and there is nothing you or your faggot friends can do about it.

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>>51518604
>Reflexivity theory
>Soros
I feel like this concept was briefly touched on in a Masters Econ course I took, like my professor mentioned it but it wasn't really part of the curriculum. Curiosity has peaked

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>>51518714
>but why?
this plus tomorrow and wednesday morning green will make the powell 100bps that much more shocking
so it is written
so let it be done

>> No.51518757

>>51518719
Buying the Trudeau dip I see

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>>51518746

>> No.51518762
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>>51518669
Ummmmm not quite there

>> No.51518765

>>51518663
Occidental

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>AAPL carrying the market AGAIN
LIKE FUCKIN POTTERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>51518746
dairy products have so much estrogen in them teenage girls are growing titties 5 years earlier than they used to before consuming dairy. if you are a male you should probably
spread testosterone gel on your cheeks after each glass of milk or cheese consumed just to balance to natural levels of hormnes

>> No.51518779

>>51518753
also kind of scary how well TA has been playing out lately, textbook bearish pennant on sqqq in the run up to this poomp

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I sold my SQQQ
I expect green tomorrow because Powell is a pussy and will do a 75 bps hike nothing higher
I think we enter a mini bull market again until we get GDP numbers which will be red (fed ex, price of hones going down, inflation still high etc) and we bear again

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>>51518739
In retrospect, it was the most massive air raid siren, written in fucking fireworks, sign to get the hell out. When we get our next gigadump in like 2030, I will heed the signs.

>> No.51518789

>>51518746
Me and my friends can laugh at you for your decisions and there is nothing you can do about it

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>>51518604
>>51518751
Soros wants to desperately be a philosopher as respected as Popper but he truly lacks the intellect for it. So its just him trying very hard to be like someone he respects while pretending he isnt simply making money for his greed but some glorious vision. Even though the vision is just nothingness and some middle schoolers concept of justice.

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>>51518774
>unironically posting pitbulls

>> No.51518808

>>51518637
>he hasn't taken the straw man birth certificate maritime law sovereign citizen pill

>> No.51518815

Get readdy for the eod dump.

>> No.51518817

10Yr selling off again, ruh roh

>> No.51518818

>>51518802
he's an aapl consoomer, what do you expect?

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>>51518802
>complains about shit bulls
>post faggot frog

>> No.51518827

>>51518637
>The value of the average goy is rapidly declining
Nah. The average white goy still has value. Thats why BLM is complaining the companies arent shelling out money despite their black square box posting on twitter. They know the darkies dont actually do work.

>> No.51518843

>>51518817
but what about the farting ponies?

>> No.51518844
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>>51518823
>frog
Kill yourself right fucken now moshe

>> No.51518847

>>51518823
Frog website

>> No.51518848

>>51518780
Fedex was overpriced because retards thought that online shopping business boom, which started during lockdowns, will continue after restrictions were lifted. Now we're back to pre-pandemic circumstances. CEO can try to portrait it as a global depression, but it's just the world getting back to normal.

>> No.51518849

>>51518808
>straw man
this but unironically

>> No.51518852

what is this rally... Like- wtf are you even buying?

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>>51518794
The cuck has a messiah complex

>> No.51518864

>>51518780
I'm expecting something like this. a pitiful 1-2 week rally on unknowns disappearing.

>> No.51518867

>>51518653
Yeah it's been a real pleasure losing money with you niggers for the better part of a year. Can't imagine anything else I'd rather be doing

>> No.51518868

>>51518849
this but ronically

>> No.51518873

>>51518844
bro you're the one from The Reddit, posting The Reddit's frog.

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>>51518823

>> No.51518883

>>51518863
Yeah. Hes just good at making money. But wants to hide that behind some great goal, when there isnt any. Pretty similar to Sam Bankman Friend desu. Probably the millennial version of Soros.

>> No.51518899

Imagine being a tripfag and thinking your opinion matters at all

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>>51518823
>faggot frog

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>>51518852
I'm buying the bounce, faaaag. And tomorrow I'm selling again.

>> No.51518903

>>51518873
Baggie I’m going to have sex with your girl and then I going to have sex with you while wearing a Pepe mask

>> No.51518912

so what does the 10 year hitting a decade high mean for my gambling on wednesday

>> No.51518915

>>51518815
Priced in

>> No.51518919

>>51518827
>The average white goy still has value
Yes our role has evolved to shepherd or baby sitter of these retards. Imagine assigning work so someone who you train and teach how to do everything, are available all the time for any questions on the job, and then when it's time for you to review their work you realize it would have been faster and easier and cheaper had you just done the work yourself. That is corporate america for the average white goyim. The above average white goys have still got some capital left, but remember folks, Human Capital is a depreciating asset with high upkeep and replacement costs

>> No.51518920

>>51517584
>>51517584


told you bros im a wizard arry

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>>51518823
>faggot frog

>> No.51518951

>>51518934
Remain ignorant

>> No.51518961

fuck held that SQQQ too long. Maybe i can swing it Thursday Friday- fug

>> No.51518965

New

>>51518960
>>51518960

>> No.51518967

>>51518848
That might be true but I think a red or bad GDP basically fucks us for a while regardless. Atlanta Fed dropped their estimate pretty significantly.

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>>51518920
w-what will it take to make the market go green?

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>>51518506
wow

>> No.51518980

>>51518867
Any indexes you recommend?

>> No.51519023

>>51518967
GDP was overpumped by stimulus checks, which was nice trick by USA anyway. Americans went on spending spree around the world with cash created by US government out of thin air. USA ended up with tons of imported goods and foreigners not only got worthless paper in exchange, but their domestic prices went up due to competition from americans.
I see all of this not as a huge crysis yet, we're simply going back to normal after crazy 2 years fueled by free money.

>> No.51519025
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>>51518663
CRK

>> No.51519031

was down 30% on calls now up 17%. clown world

>> No.51519040

>>51518980
Wait for XLU to swing low again then all in that. XLP will probably work better than most other sectors through the recession next year

>> No.51519041

>>51518920
thanks for the heads up fren

>> No.51519080

Check UONE. Doing nicely today. Despite being a meme stock, it's actually a solid one. Consider buying it whenever it's below $5.50. I think it has bright future in pro-black environment.

>> No.51519083

>>51519040
I appreciate you mate.

>> No.51519124

What a load of bullshit
Black Wednesday confirmed.

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>>51518823
>frog

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>>51518922
>>51518922
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>>51519080
>pro-black environment
Isn’t Haiti a pro black environment?

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Luvin me some divvies

>> No.51519386

>>51518162
I see what you did there...

>> No.51519492

> To wit, Bank of America technical research strategist Stephen Suttmeier pointed out in a recent research note that “seasonality data back to 1928 show that the last ten days of the month tend to be weaker than the first ten days of the month for every month except for December.”

Ohhhhhnononononono

>> No.51520921

>>51517699
>whore and mother are both a million times more attractive than real women.

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