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>the practice gf wants to get married

>> No.51516095

>>51516066
nakadashi

>> No.51516158

>>51516066
you can practice being married.
not like any cunt takes commitment srs nowadays.

>> No.51516188

>>51516066
then the practice has ended go find another one idiot

>> No.51516193

>>51516066
why are u even angry? just say no... it's because your practice gf is the only pussy you've had for 5 years and you know you won't get any better

>> No.51516214

>>51516066
i kek at these "practice gf" threads

>> No.51516241

>>51516066
just be honest anon, tell her she was just practice

>> No.51516270
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>>51516193
this.

practice saying "no"

>> No.51516272

>>51516066
good time to practice pre-nup agreements tho.
one black eye and the end of marriage demands then.

>> No.51516305

>>51516066
Good thing you've practiced being an asshole too.

>> No.51516353

Just uhhhh... be yourself?

>> No.51516541
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51516541

I just want a non-fat girl with a cute face and I'm tired of normies telling me that's chasing super models.

>> No.51516568

>>51516305
>t. Seething femanon

>> No.51516604

>>51516541
In theory it sounds nice
But in practice, very annoying

>> No.51516626

>>51516541
90% start out not fat
the secrete is to fat shame them from the first week, when she gets a little bloated from her period make a vocal comment, dont be mean just let her know you notice.
if she puts on 5 or 10 lbs during the holidays make sure to point that out as well.
every time
this only works if you arent a fat/skinny fat piece of shit though

>> No.51516641

>>51516626
>this only works if you arent a fat/skinny fat piece of shit though
I gym 4 days a week. I don't think my standards are out of line.

>> No.51516743

>>51516095
omae wa mou shindireu

>> No.51516756

>>51516641
>gym 4 days a week
Post body
>you won't

>> No.51516769

>>51516756
I'll post it right after you fatty

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>>51516066
My practice job wants me to put in overtime

>> No.51516793

>>51516626
>90% start out not fat
Statistically false. Well, if you live in america, which I assume you do because that is where people go to get fat.

>> No.51516815

>>51516066
time to "practice" how to dump then.

>> No.51516827

>>51516769
>not actually /fit/

>> No.51516907

>>51516066
Tell her you've been cheating on her since day 1 and ask for forgiveness, mention you won't cheat her again with another WOMAN (put emphasis on this word) after you get married. She'll be so disgusted she'll probably do a 360 and leave

>> No.51516919

>>51516066
Practice your boxing skills

>> No.51517020

>>51516756
>Post body
what material difference is it to this thread if he does or doesnt go to the gym 4 times a week?
stop being a fag, asking to see anonymous mens bodies online is peak homo degenerate behavior

>> No.51517023

>>51516066
Remember that whenever women open their mouth for something they're usually asking for help at great expense to you. And they truly believe that they deserve it and as the man in her life that you're obligated to answer her. They don't want love or any other romantic fantasies that you've grown up seeing on TV. It'll be a very expensive mistake if you forget that simple observation.

>> No.51517044

Are these new PERINEUM ULTRA ZAPPERS and DEEP URETHRA MEGA ZAPPERS? I didn't feel those ones in a long time.