Stock market general /smg/

[Anonymous No.51503826]

Beclowned edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://youtube.com/channel/UCC7GjCFt5kDITfVhzRkKKMg
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.51503856]

Bros, why the fuck are my liberal parents so disconnected? They own 4 houses and think I am some lazy fuck. Am I supposed to have goals besides owning a house and keeping my job? I"m 35.

[Anonymous No.51503859]

Get ready the great reset is happening..

[Anonymous No.51503890]

[Anonymous No.51503892]

>>51503859
Climate change is real and we will save money fighting it. Let me guess you're that guy who thinks the fed caused inflation instead of the supply chain?

[Anonymous No.51503907]

>>51503892
are the police gonna arrest climate change so it stops

[Anonymous No.51503916]

>>51503892

[Anonymous No.51503918]

>>51503892
I thought it was global warming and pollution, now it's climate change and co2

[Anonymous No.51503926]

In an ideal world I wouldn't have invested my money into this market but I'd have bought a slave to make money for me.

[Anonymous No.51503942]

>>51503918
>>51503916
>>51503907
I love how you can't disprove inflation being caused by the supply chain.

[Anonymous No.51503956]

Invest only in large corporations. Freedom and in middle class were failed experiments that need to end. It's much better when people slave away their lives for their kings / corporate bosses.

[Anonymous No.51503979]

>>51503859
Good luck arresting Mohamed, they will just burn their city down and behead them. This will just affect farmers and wage slaves. Enjoy that carbon tax every mile you drive.

[Anonymous No.51503995]

I want you guys to take a good hard look at intel. Memes aside, if you aren’t buying shares of intel right now you’re probably a bad investor

[Anonymous No.51504006]

So how do you guys plan during your weekend? Any tips or tricks?

[Anonymous No.51504009]

>>51503942
> People in USA get trillions of fresh dollars.
> Order things around the world since USA doesn't produce anything on its own
> Domestic proces in those countries now go up because they have to compete with exports to USA
> Americans order so much stuff it clogs up shipping. COVID lockdowns don't help
Fed and US gov not only are responsible for inflation in USA, but around whole world.

[Anonymous No.51504018]

>>51503956
Nah I’m going to keep investing in a Battery SPAC and an online furniture store

[Anonymous No.51504019]

>>51504006
Yea. I practice putting in orders for shares of INTC. It really helps me smash that buy button during the week

[Anonymous No.51504020]

>>51504009
But that's still a supply chain problem. That's not caused by the federal reserve. Inflation is not because of printing dollars.

[Anonymous No.51504022]

>>51503995
That's smart because, mathematically, a stock that dropped 50% can only drop another 50%.

[Anonymous No.51504023]

>>51503942
Disprove it being caused by the west biting off more than it can chew. 38% of USD being brought into existence out of no where without a comparable increase in production has to play a part.

[Anonymous No.51504026]

>>51503859
does yurop know no one else cares about "climate change" besides them?

[Anonymous No.51504030]

Today is going to be green haha

[Anonymous No.51504034]

>>51503956
based. global cooperations are just a new form of monarchy in an early stage

[Anonymous No.51504039]

>>51504020
I know you're just trolling/acting retarded but it is astounding how many economists can't understand multifactor systems. So many Krugmans (Krugmen?).

[Anonymous No.51504044]

>>51504023
>38% of USD being brought into existence out of no where without a comparable increase in production has to play a part.
The federal reserve can printed as much as it wants. It should be printing more since velocity is so low.

[Anonymous No.51504045]

>>51504006
yes i always plan to enjoy my weekends

[Anonymous No.51504050]

>>51503995
I'm waiting for fallout for the EVGA stuff. Apparently nvidia treats other companies like shit?

[Anonymous No.51504054]

>>51504022
Take a look at intels market cap, assets, and debt. Consider the fact that intel benefits greatly from recent taxpayer funded grants aimed at domestic chip production

[Anonymous No.51504059]

>>51503995
looked like some decent buying volume. could be a local bottom. hm.

[Anonymous No.51504068]

>>51504020
Surely this must be bait

[Anonymous No.51504081]

>>51503859
So what is this like the bylaw officers who measure your lawn?

[Anonymous No.51504095]

>>51504068
>>51501103
I just said it in the last thread. Not everyone is a shill anon.

[Anonymous No.51504097]

>>51504054
the fact that amd is down the same amount is a little bit concerning. If you argue a -50% INTC is a better buy than a -50% AMD you need stronger arguments than muh balance sheet

[Anonymous No.51504101]

>>51504081
Probably will. When the state puts in a water ban theyll go around and double check you arent wasting water. Broken sprinkler and they give you a fine.
>>51504095
No you didnt, thats me you retard.

[Anonymous No.51504104]

>>51504068
Even if it's not, couldn't be bothered discussing it with someone this braindead.

[Anonymous No.51504108]

>>51504054
They claim $27b in goodwill. Fully 16% of their assets.

Do you think a company drowning in positive reputation looks like pic related?

[Anonymous No.51504111]

>>51504044
They will but as the only course of action they have besides crashing the economy and things will continue to get worse.

[Anonymous No.51504125]

>>51504097
Well INTC can actually manufacture chips. AMD is completely reliant on other companies to build its products. Intel also have $118B in assets vs AMDs $12B

[Anonymous No.51504131]

Talk me out of going all in on JEPI. (Or like 50% in) I'm /cashgang/ for months now, and I've been happy with that, but I want to park everything I've got in JEPI once Jerome lets everyone up for air. I'm also a bit suspicious of the huge dividend, seems to good to be true especially for such a new fund.

[Anonymous No.51504156]

Germany is rapidly losing energy supplies, even carbon dioxide kek

https://twitter.com/AlessioUrban/status/1571474272069062659

Now the banks are putting in (((new rules))) in case of crisis. The crash is coming frens.

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1571569846541762560

[Anonymous No.51504167]

>>51504131
Be wary of covered call ETFs. Check out QYLD’s lackluster performance during the Covid bullrun

[Anonymous No.51504170]

>>51504131
>new fund.
Do 25% jepi the other 25% as oil divy or schd.

[Anonymous No.51504178]

>>51504131
All stocks will bleed as long as Jerome is rape hiking. When he stops, the FFR will either be above the CPI (causing the economy and stock/bond markets to collapse) or be far from it (causing the dollar to collapse, meaning you're better off in inflation hedges than divvy farms).

[Anonymous No.51504188]

>>51503942
i love how you can't disprove this inflation was caused by this incompetent cum gurgling government you voted in because orange man bad,
whether it was distribution chain disruption for a nothing burger virus or the trillions of dollars they are now printing almost monthly that facts remains.
LIBERALS SUCK NIGGER ASS

[Anonymous No.51504191]

>>51503892

[Anonymous No.51504210]

>>51504081
They are expecting riots over energy prices, food and goods shortages and job losses. They will call it anything that might shift the blame away from them while employing cannon fodder to ensure that people stay orderly while they die.

[Anonymous No.51504214]

>>51504156
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Eichele said CO2 shortages were hitting smaller breweries hardest, as the biggest ones often capture excess gas produced during the brewing process and reuse it. He also said there was no risk of the crisis causing flat beer, adding: “Soft drink producers such as Coke need CO2 to make their product fizz — our beer fizzes automatically.”

Oktoberfest is saved.

[Anonymous No.51504226]

>> 51503915
Anyone do any DD on CNOOC? They’re a Chinese petroleum company and I think they have a lot of upside whenever we find the bottom.

[Anonymous No.51504229]

>>51504156
>Eichele said CO2 shortages were hitting smaller breweries hardest, as the biggest ones often capture excess gas produced during the brewing process and reuse it. He also said there was no risk of the crisis causing flat beer, adding: “Soft drink producers such as Coke need CO2 to make their product fizz — our beer fizzes automatically.”

Oktoberfest is saved at least.

[Anonymous No.51504259]

How do bulls even cope holding anything long for more than a day. Any kind of bad news absolutely heems the market at the moment. Is it masochism or just retardiation?

[Anonymous No.51504266]

>>51504226
Aren't they on some list of China stocks about to be delisted? Or did that get sorted out with auditors and such?

[Anonymous No.51504284]

>>51504178
He needs to lower rates it would help with the supply chain.

[Anonymous No.51504290]

>>51504284
Can you please stop trying to invade all your neighbors, President Erdogan?

[Anonymous No.51504306]

>>51503926
What the fuck is wrong with Chinese brains

[Anonymous No.51504314]

>>51504020
>>51503942
>>51503892
>>51504020
>>51504044
>>51504095
>>51504284

>grb8m88r88/8

[Anonymous No.51504326]

>>51503942
CPI started mooning at the end of 2021. You would have to be retarded, and you may be, to think that the supply chain started having problems in late 21 and that it caused inflation. It's very obviously the trillions spent by Congress to boost the economy for political gain, and the Fed monetizing the new debt, that created inflation. You would have better luck shilling on Reddit I think.

[Anonymous No.51504330]

>>51504314
ask >>51504101
he agrees with me, inflation is a supply chain problem

[Anonymous No.51504342]

>>51504229
>>51504214
You are a glowing shill who’s mentally ill faggotry knows no bounds

[Anonymous No.51504352]

>>51504306
they grow sideways.

[Anonymous No.51504363]

>>51504266
I don’t know, I’m actually just memeing

[Anonymous No.51504368]

>>51504259
Zoomers who have never seen a bear market, and only know how to buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.51504376]

>>51504330
Go tour investopedia before you tally to me faggot

[Anonymous No.51504378]

>>51504326
>to think that the supply chain started having problems in late 21 and that it caused inflation.
Inflation was rising since March 2021. It just didnt make the news until late 2021. Supply chain is still a mess though. And money printing is done. So its both money supply and supply chain.

[Anonymous No.51504407]

>>51504266
China stocks getting delisted is bullish for their hong kong coutnerparts. Nobody wants fat greasy burger fingers in their successful economy that tastes like delicious bat soup.

[Anonymous No.51504413]

>green futes on Sunday
It’s over!

[Anonymous No.51504418]

>>51504290
Fuck you asshole. Buy some LFAP

[Anonymous No.51504421]

dow jones insider here. its cold and dark. we're shutting down for the winter to conserve the

[Anonymous No.51504423]

>>51504330
You again.

[Anonymous No.51504425]

>>51504259
I just don't care about timing the market. I'm happy with my portfolio and have stable income which I use to DCA every month. I invest thinking of my retirement in 15 years though, not as a way to get rich quick (usually the result is the opposite)

[Anonymous No.51504427]

>>51504342
The fuck are you on about? FT just gives you faggy bonus text when copying article snippets and flat beer is the most interesting possible outcome from that particular clusterfuck.

>>51504363
Understandable. Have a nice day.

[Anonymous No.51504442]

Hey sorry about the troll lads. We at the JDF pride ourselves in staying relatively under the radar.
He’s just some new intern, we’ll sort him out tomorrow.
You guys are all right, stay outta the market for a bit.

[Anonymous No.51504446]

>>51504421
>Candlejack scheduled to ring the opening bell on Mond

[Anonymous No.51504460]

>>51504413
>>51504413
crab tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51504476]

>>51504156

What to buy before the crash occurs? Silver/Gold?

What to buy when the crash occurs and the market is at the bottom?

[Anonymous No.51504532]

>>51504476
>what to buy before crash
Nothing

>what to buy after crash
Utility ETFs
Consumer staples
Dividend etfs
Gold/Silver

Average in over 6 months, nobody can perfectly time the bottom. If the global system explodes then you’ll be fucked anyways.

[Anonymous No.51504540]

>Adderall shortage
Kek scoopsies career is going to go down the toilet

[Anonymous No.51504554]

>>51504540
His career is being a diversity hire. Have you seen his work? The dude is just there to check boxes and he still loses his savings in the market. He’s basically a genetic bioweapon.

[Anonymous No.51504570]

>>51504540
Also Rocker I don’t know if you saw my post about that utility etf but I think you’ve missed the window.

[Anonymous No.51504569]

>https://www.marketwatch.com/games/stock-market-general
It’s that time again motherfuckers.

[Anonymous No.51504581]

>>51504570
Yeah I saw that, definitely noted.

[Anonymous No.51504596]

I dare you to find me a Mega Cap with a low PE, Debt/Equity under 1, Price/Free Cash Flow under 15 and a Gross Margin over 70% on finviz screener. This will literally be the best bullet-proof recession stock when it hits a monthly RSI of 30.

[Anonymous No.51504610]

>>51504596
>AZO

[Anonymous No.51504633]

Someone give me the Red Stock market Background please. I want it for my picture I just finished ;)

[Anonymous No.51504643]

>>51504633
shit that's good
Might not be able to use it for a while though, kek

[Anonymous No.51504645]

>>51504569
>https://www.marketwatch.com/games/stock-market-general
why can't I fucking join REEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.51504660]

>>51504569
>try to join
>error everytime

Marketwatch fucken sucks ass, but to be fair I would have all in'd SPY puts expiring next week for the lols.

[Anonymous No.51504665]

>>51504645
Password: Peepeepoopoo

[Anonymous No.51504673]

>>51504378
Even still, does that mean the supply chains started having problems in March 21, one year after COVID lockdowns? Anyone with a half a brain can see how retarded the supply chain narrative is.

[Anonymous No.51504677]

>>51504665
>Cannot read properties of undefined (reading '0')

[Anonymous No.51504682]

One of got in.

[Anonymous No.51504698]

I'm in the marketwatch game, just couldn't do it on the phone and it took like 5 minutes for it to let me in after filling out the password. I just came back to the page after a bit.

[Anonymous No.51504703]

Another one of you made it in

[Anonymous No.51504707]

>>51504569
Bryan

[Anonymous No.51504716]

Company logo colors vs ticker letters, who wins?

[Anonymous No.51504717]

P.s. I’m going 25% SPXS 25%SQQQ and holding 50%cash for meme plays shilled for the rest of the year.

[Anonymous No.51504721]

>>51504476
There isnt going to be a crash. And if there is dont buy precious metals.
>>51504673
uh both. Everyone is out buying everything. Have been since the start of this year.

[Anonymous No.51504728]

>>51504677
Samesies

[Anonymous No.51504729]

>>51504643
Thanks, it took me 8 hours in paint, and 4 hours in PIXLR. The drawfag here posted a doodle yesterday so I have been re-mastering it while at work for my weekend overtime. 8x 60 an hour and 4x80 an hour = 800 dollars I was paid to do this.

[Anonymous No.51504736]

>>51504707
You can call me cannabro. And do your JEPI play on this paper account

[Anonymous No.51504743]

What are some resources to learn about pharma industry? In particular, what not to invest in

[Anonymous No.51504744]

>>51504729
>paid to do jackshit
That's not fair anon you just made like 1/50th of my portfolio drawing a crab

[Anonymous No.51504751]

How bloody is Monday going to be?

[Anonymous No.51504754]

>>51504721
>Everyone is out buying everything
That is a demand side problem not a supply side. You are a single digit IQ mouth breather. 60 years ago you would be forcibly sterilized for being too retarded.

[Anonymous No.51504757]

>>51504259
>retardiation

[Anonymous No.51504759]

it's over

[Anonymous No.51504767]

Yeah....... We're back

[Anonymous No.51504770]

>>51504754
Oh yeah im sure all the wagies out there spending federal reserve M2 supply. Kek. You cant have it both ways. A collapse and people all flush with money.

[Anonymous No.51504778]

>>51504569
didn't a bunch of participants get doxxed last time or something

[Anonymous No.51504781]

Someone was talking about JEPI.
Its a legit ETF and is like QYLD if it didn't suck.
Its probably the single greatest thing you can own in a crab market.
It will also go down with the rest of the market, but not as much.
It will also go up with the rest of the market, but not as much either.

Smart play might be to use your dividends to put into VOO or something. Who the fuck knows, I ain't buying shit, but maybe I'll average into JEPI later so it can give me some playmoney.

[Anonymous No.51504784]

>>51504767
Oh my god it's going to shit itself so hard in 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.51504785]

>>51504759
N-ooooooooooooo
Not Puerto Rico!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51504792]

>>51504751
Very...

[Anonymous No.51504795]

>>51504757
yeah its like radiation

[Anonymous No.51504797]

>>51504729
is pixlr good

[Anonymous No.51504807]

>>51504759
Where is Klaus to tell us how this is a great thing for the environment?

[Anonymous No.51504813]

>>51504797
Well, I have used paint for years and someone told me to use it yesterday. Its life changing.

[Anonymous No.51504818]

Biden has committed USA to defending Taiwan against any invasion. No ambiguity

[Anonymous No.51504836]

>>51504818
So... Long SQQQ is what your saying

[Anonymous No.51504837]

>>51503926
cute!

[Anonymous No.51504846]

>>51504792
sauce that looks fun not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.51504853]

>>51504818
China cant do a thing. Theyre seething for next few years. I think some rumor Xi wants the ability to invade by 2027 but not committing to doing it then. Just the ability.

[Anonymous No.51504855]

>>51504846
>that looks fun
Well its a good thing you'll get the market version soon

[Anonymous No.51504884]

Do you guys really wanna know why the market will never go up again? I'm not sure if I should tell you.

[Anonymous No.51504897]

>>51504019
You’re gonna buy?

[Anonymous No.51504904]

>>51504818
Based Biden

>inb4 walked back immediately by the admin
when your foreign policy is literally too based for your progressive understudies, you know you're on the right track. now if only he had a clue on the economy...

[Anonymous No.51504907]

>>51504853
2027 is a purposeful leak to make the US think they have more time to prepare. Covid was originally released with the intention of weakening international resistance against an invasion of Taiwan.

[Anonymous No.51504908]

>>51504018
enovix?

[Anonymous No.51504921]

PANDEMIC IS OVER
MASK MANDATES FINISHED

[Anonymous No.51504929]

why am I so fucking stupid and poor

I was the main character!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51504946]

>>51504921
Tomorrow is going to be neon green

[Anonymous No.51504947]

>>51504929
Sorry, we're all just NPCs for the jews.

[Anonymous No.51504951]

>>51504921
>Right before midterms the administrative state declares a pandemic, which has been over for over a year, officially over
>People will fall for this

[Anonymous No.51504971]

>>51504907
Yeah im sure the date is distraction. China can invade Taiwan pretty easily. Its preparing for the consequences afterwards.

[Anonymous No.51504988]

>>51504946
I doubt that, the fed officially stated that when the emergency is over they will put the tools back in the toolbox. Probably more cause for fear to be honest otherwise we'd be up 1% right now

[Anonymous No.51505013]

>>51504988
bummer

[Anonymous No.51505020]

You guys ready for this week?

[Anonymous No.51505021]

>>51504971
>China can invade Taiwan pretty easily
actually they can't... they've been preparing for that for decades, those niggers have to come aboard buy boat, all while getting slaughtered before they hit the shore.. it would be a bloodbath, even without US intervention. i won't argue any further, but to say it would be easy is just objectively false.

[Anonymous No.51505030]

>>51504751
Gonna crab down till next bad news then crash by 1000 pts again

[Anonymous No.51505034]

I feel that we crab, prove me wrong

[Anonymous No.51505038]

BIDEN: IN THE CASE OF A CHINESE INVASION, THE AMERICAN MILITARY WOULD PROTECT TAIWAN

[Anonymous No.51505043]

>>51504633
Don't have that but I have this.

Bobos will all eventually yield their gains to the BVLLS

[Anonymous No.51505045]

>>51504971
Unless china bombs Taiwan for 40 days and 40 nights reducing it to ruble Taiwan would repel any bug invasion.

[Anonymous No.51505046]

>>51505021
Taiwan is within range of land based MLRS missiles. They don't even need a navy to bomb them until they capitulate.

[Anonymous No.51505053]

>>51505021
Yeah, a mountainous island with mandatory conscription and US weaponry will not be easily conquered, especially by a bunch of untested chink regulars traveling by fishing boat.

[Anonymous No.51505071]

>>51505038
>take some mental health pills 10 years ago or something
>banned from the military forever
>cut off your own dick and call yourself a tranny and require hormones constantly
>become top general or officer

Not my problem. I'll just stick to buying Raytheon I guess.

[Anonymous No.51505077]

>>51505053
You've never worked with Taiwanese before. Military conscription is a joke that they don't take seriously, and they're all basically just expecting the americans to come and save them. Ukrainians and taiwanese are polar opposites.

[Anonymous No.51505078]

>>51505045
>>51505021
Dont really care either way. Its not happening. China cant ever be an overseas military empire.

[Anonymous No.51505080]

>>51504778
Naw people just kept making new accounts when they lost their og

[Anonymous No.51505081]

>>51505046
Yeah, just bomb the cities, that’ll make China look like the good guy…

What happens if missile defense systems neutralize Chinese salvos? Would China ever sell another missile again?

[Anonymous No.51505093]

>>51505043
Absolutely kino pic rel

[Anonymous No.51505096]

>>51505077
My sister in law is Taiwanese.

[Anonymous No.51505097]

>>51505081
>that’ll make China look like the good guy
Anon, you're thinking like a redditor. The CCP literally doesn't give a shit.

[Anonymous No.51505115]

>>51505096
The guy at work I asked about it said he just hid in a corner and read books during his conscription.

[Anonymous No.51505132]

>>51505078
The bugmen should just tunnel their way to Taiwan like the GLA in CnC Generals.

[Anonymous No.51505145]

>>51505046
Taiwan has US missle defense systems, they wouldn't need it. China isn't russia, China will not bomb Taiwan. They need the people, they need they're skill sets, and they need to avoid a guerilla style rebellion. The only way for China to win, is through soft power. This is to say NOTHING, about how the world would react, what would happen to china if the world did what they did to russia, sanctions, embargos, US companies walking out etc. What happened to russia, would send china back to the stone age. Without US and EU industrial imported equipment, they can't produce anything.

[Anonymous No.51505148]

>>51505132
Red alert 2 was the GOAT

[Anonymous No.51505157]

>>51505145
All china has to do is “muh covid” in Taiwan and lock that shit down forever. Americans be stuttering like rain man.

[Anonymous No.51505163]

>>51505132
Would be a pretty kino way to invade.

[Anonymous No.51505173]

>>51505157
Your dumb as fuck frfrnocap

[Anonymous No.51505177]

>>51505157
Please do this. I’m going to relive peak boomer and make it with intel

[Anonymous No.51505185]

51505157
This doesn't even deserve a response, (you) denied.

[Anonymous No.51505190]

>>51505145
>Taiwan has US missle defense systems
All of their equipment is circa 1980. It's in fucking terrible shape because US politicians were too cowardly to send them new gear because they wanted more cheap lead-filled chinkshit imports.

[Anonymous No.51505193]

>>51505177
>peak boomer a
>tfw we might get CDs and treasuries that print for us
I can only hope.

[Anonymous No.51505202]

>>51505097
Neither did the Russians and now a bunch of Baltic states want to join NATO.

Look, we can go back and forth about this all night, but China is indisputably and untested, unblooded paper tiger that doesn’t have anyone in active service who has seen battle while Taiwan is a sympathy play of epic proportions with difficult terrain and American backing. The Chinese aren’t going to do shit if they know what’s good for them.

Unless China could end the war in a week without killing too many people they have no hope of winning.

[Anonymous No.51505203]

>>51505081
>Yeah, just bomb the cities, that’ll make China look like the good guy…
worked for the americans

[Anonymous No.51505208]

>>51505096
Then you would know Taiwanese men are weak, small and timid. They have no chance in hell in fighting off CHINA.

[Anonymous No.51505220]

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[Anonymous No.51505223]

>>51505148
I really enjoyed Generals pre-expansion. RA2 was great too. Zoomers have no clue what they lost, only we do. I envy those autistic fuckers sometimes. Renegade was fucking amazing too. Me and my bros would flame tank rush the GDI towers. God I want to go back

[Anonymous No.51505226]

>>51504921
Biden just fucked over the election fraud machine. Now they're going to be in court explaining why they need emergency cheating shit when Biden said 2 years ago that the pandemic was over.

[Anonymous No.51505239]

>>51505190
nope... they runs today's patriot missile defense system in addition to their own skybow system. They renewed the patriot upgrade contract in june of this year..

[Anonymous No.51505241]

>>51505202
>but China is indisputably and untested,
they managed to fuck up the US despite being rural farmers in korea. and US had nukes at the time.
USA never fought against anyone who had competent army either
Who cares anyway? Nukes makes all of this null if push comes to shove

[Anonymous No.51505252]

>>51505223
>pre-expansion
hey. are you dumping on ZH. ZH was awesome.

[Anonymous No.51505254]

>>51505241
>post hand

[Anonymous No.51505263]

>>51505254
what

[Anonymous No.51505270]

>>51505263
Post your hand

[Anonymous No.51505272]

Should an , Anon
sell BOTY and use the cash to
subscribe to URANIUM news letters and spend
an hour a day watching URANIUM blogs and
hitting the like button ?
CHEERS
see you uranium lads in the discord.

[Anonymous No.51505286]

>>51505263
he's saying you're not white, or possibly a chang.

[Anonymous No.51505291]

>>51505190
Didnt they just give them some new stuff after pelosi visited?

[Anonymous No.51505301]

relativistic conscious reality. you see there is the world as it is (outside the cave) which all conscious beings inhabit yet none experience, then there are the novel differences between them (the shadows i see are not the same as what you see).
the goal is to behold the light of the star of truth. the mirror is a key

[Anonymous No.51505307]

>>51505270
Nope. Not a chink nor a mutt. I don't know why you're slurping mutt's globohomo cock anyway.
Hopefully both nuke eachother and another falls in israel. so we can have actual world peace

[Anonymous No.51505319]

>>51505241
>they managed to fuck up the US despite being rural farmers in korea
Definitely didnt dude but you cant really compare cold war fights to now. The tech of the West is so far outpaced anything from the 50s. The parity of tech in the 50s wasnt that much. There werent even modern guns used. You can see how tech beats everything now with the Russia/ukie. Russia is fighting like its the 40s and ukie is using weapons from 2000s.

[Anonymous No.51505323]

>>51505307
Goy

[Anonymous No.51505326]

>>51505252
ZH was too much. It was a totally different game. I liked it, but holy shit. I have never seen an expansion go balls to the wall like that

[Anonymous No.51505330]

>>51505239
They're going to need a lot more than a few patriot batteries. Their air force is a fucking joke.

[Anonymous No.51505356]

mirror mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all

[Anonymous No.51505360]

Why are bloomberg news anchors so cute bros?

[Anonymous No.51505364]

>>51505330
Its over.
Precious Cargo
Brighter than the Sun

[Anonymous No.51505366]

>>51505319
China was a shithole back then. I know we cannot ocmpare them. But there will never be a direct war of two superpowers that won't involve nukes. So all new tech is meaningless. Unless they do another proxy war support like ukraine. But taiwan cannot hold as much as them due to population and geography.
>>51505323
>>Goy
>says the guy who slurps Israel 1# golem cock and anyone who replies against his brainwash propaganda is instantly his 'enemy'

[Anonymous No.51505370]

>>51503926
im in love, and i dont even like bug people

[Anonymous No.51505389]

But seriously what does the market know about Intel that I dont?

[Anonymous No.51505395]

>>51503859
its hillarious that the great reset is being pushed first in france and canada.

kek

[Anonymous No.51505403]

>>51505241
China lost 800000 men to fight un forces to a draw.

[Anonymous No.51505408]

Green Futures Alert!

[Anonymous No.51505407]

>>51505395
They'll try it there first, it will fail miserably and it will be thrown out globally.

[Anonymous No.51505419]

>>51505366
Fuck you are retarded. Armchair general whom can’t even win a single game of warhammer I bet.

[Anonymous No.51505440]

>>51505419
>WARHAMMER

[Anonymous No.51505445]

>>51505408
It's over.

[Anonymous No.51505461]

>>51504908
Isn’t that some scam company?

[Anonymous No.51505463]

Just for shit and giggles, inflation isnt going away anytime soon. Public schools are down so bad for teachers my district managed to hire a sex offender who got arrested on the second week with cp that could be immediately found on his phone. We have 20% of our teachers being long term substitutes already

[Anonymous No.51505470]

>>51505389
That theyre not going to be increasing revenue for at least 5 years. They missed 7nm and have failure in leadership. Overpaid Ceo and very little to show for it. Divy might be at risk.

[Anonymous No.51505484]

>>51505440
Apparently the new combined map is pretty fun. Still not buying until at least one expansion for each warhammer 3 race

[Anonymous No.51505485]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.51505489]

crypto is shitting the bed. good indicator for the stock market tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.51505495]

>Ai replacing artists
>Ai replacing musicians
>Ai replacing manufacturing
>soon Ai will replace programmers
>etc. etc.

Ok bros, I'm all for replacing inferior products and tools, but what happens when we become the inferior tool/product?
Why is no one talking about this and what do I invest in to profit from Wall Street pushing for the replacement of humanity so the numbers go up?

[Anonymous No.51505503]

>>51505495
Yeah but AI cant replace my vtuber gf just yet

[Anonymous No.51505504]

>>51505484
I played the combined mode with 4 friends. Ton of fun, but super crash prone and glitchy. In a year when a lot of that stuff is sorted it'll probably be the best rts of all time.

[Anonymous No.51505512]

>>51505389
that it's a shitco, who cannot execute? and that it's in no way clear they can turn their shit around?

[Anonymous No.51505520]

>>51505440

[Anonymous No.51505530]

[Anonymous No.51505537]

>>51505504
Itll take them at least another two years to sort that out and pathfinding on sieges etc still.

[Anonymous No.51505539]

Fuck it, I'm selling otm put spreads on MAGMAN if we keep dumping. But NVDA instead of NFLX.

[Anonymous No.51505547]

>>51503826
There aren't seriously still SIGA baggies left in here, right? RIGHT?!

[Anonymous No.51505548]

>>51504853
China is reeling from the Ukraine Conflict revealing that the Russians don't actually know dick about modern warfighting and they're second guessing every military technology the Russians ever grifted them on for the first time. They've lost face by proxy and they aren't at all willing to make it official with a doomed military action.
WW3 is unofficially cancelled until a country rises to challenge the US without basing their military off USSR hand-me-downs.

[Anonymous No.51505569]

>>51505537
That's fine if that's what it takes.
Its a miracle the game even runs at all with all the shit in it. I've got mad respect for them even trying to make it work. Playing the updated Archaon in the combined map is incredibly fun.

Definitely been making sitting in cash and waiting to buy a bit more fun since I'm bored af.

[Anonymous No.51505571]

>>51504044
Someone is at least speaking some sense here. Supply chains are definitely a contributing factor to inflation but that is not the sole reason.

[Anonymous No.51505581]

>>51505571
Fuck off mentally ill cuck

[Anonymous No.51505594]

>>51505495
>AI + robotics replacing the police and army.

[Anonymous No.51505605]

>>51505539
You're selling them??? How far is your exp?? Market could shit the bed and feed you a warm pie to the face

[Anonymous No.51505619]

>>51505594
Its gonna happen in our lifetimes anon. The zog greed cannot be stopped.

[Anonymous No.51505622]

>futes

[Anonymous No.51505627]

How do "artists" make a living? I'm talking about the self-proclaimed artists who just freelance for some obscure websites and work part-time. I seriously doubt they make much money at all from writing and working part-time. Somehow, they all live in expensive cities like Boston. These aren't trust-fund kids, either. I'm guessing they must live with a bunch of roommates and have no savings at all for retirement.

[Anonymous No.51505632]

>>51505571
Each dollar the fed prints reduces money velocity overall because it doesnt end up in consumer hands properly. If you give someone a lump sum of 5k they just save it -- see covid. However if their wages go up 5% a year they begin spending more and velocity goes up. Since whole world is fighting the fed they should drain every ounce of liquidity from the system to destroy enemies of the jews.

[Anonymous No.51505639]

>>51505627
A lot of drug selling, selling their body, and furry porn.

[Anonymous No.51505642]

>>51505605
60 dte. The same thing could happen to bobo with call credit spreads like from mid June until August.

[Anonymous No.51505645]

>>51505627
>how do artists make a living?
The ones that are actually big these days are mostly used as a convenient way to launder money. See their early life for more details.

[Anonymous No.51505685]

Who is waiting and ready for the bond bonanza? I bought calls on tyo that are up 300% dated for december.. I should have bought more. But I do have many shares of tmv and drv!

[Anonymous No.51505704]

>>51505627
They probably make more than rocker's shit cleaning ass.

[Anonymous No.51505752]

Reminder that 90% of artists will be out of work within 15 years because Ai will wreck their shit.
But don't feel too bad.
Ai will replace all of us soon because the line must go up apparently.

[Anonymous No.51505762]

>>51503826
People S&P500 needs your best shitpost images in order to have a green tomorrow

[Anonymous No.51505768]

I don't know what to buy

[Anonymous No.51505779]

I don't know who to buy

[Anonymous No.51505782]

>>51503892
The globohomo is strong with this one

[Anonymous No.51505787]

I don’t know when to buy

[Anonymous No.51505789]

I don’t know how to buy

[Anonymous No.51505794]

>>51505752
AI can't build Airplanes or clean shitters. Check mate
>>51505768
Buy a South American Banking app that has increased profits over 110% YOY t

[Anonymous No.51505797]

anybody have any risk free money making schemes for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.51505804]

>>51503826
>>51503856
>>51503859
>>51503890
If Monday isn't -5% on NQ then I'm bankrupt
I'm already putting together my papers
I tried 0DTE as a desperation trade and now I'm fucked dudes

[Anonymous No.51505809]

>>51505794
thats my drawing AI'd isnt it.... wild.
why the fuck didnt the market bounce for a single day?

[Anonymous No.51505811]

>>51505797
Gonna sell some covered soxl calls, pretty safe

[Anonymous No.51505814]

>>51505768
im buying bussy on open

[Anonymous No.51505819]

>>51505804

[Anonymous No.51505822]

>>51505804
RIP this dude.

[Anonymous No.51505828]

>>51505809 see >>51504633
I finished it bro. Got any more for me?
I think we bounce tomorrow
>>51505804
F

[Anonymous No.51505844]

>>51505804
>11,926.25*.05=596.31
What woul cause this NQ to fall 596 points?

[Anonymous No.51505859]

This isn’t stock market, but it is still finances. Can somebody explain spreads for sports betting? I thought -6.5 would be less than 7 points, but the team won more. Can somebody also explain how this is even possible. With only 2 bets with -110 odds, shouldn’t make the bet THAT much more.

[Anonymous No.51505869]

>>51504921
Hold the fuck up;

>CDC changed guidelines
>Federal gov stopped paying for jabs
>NAC no longer shadowbanned on online stores
>Ivermectin called a covid treatment
>Fauci stepping down
>Pandemic over

Now why, pray tell, would all of this shit be happening around the same year...? Did the jewish pharma overlords tell them they don't want anymore money or what?

[Anonymous No.51505870]

>>51505804
>revenge trading into the poorhouse

a tale as old as time

[Anonymous No.51505872]

>>51505804
ignore futures. 90% monday is the same as friday, so friday was red, good chance it will be red tomorrow. especially right before FOMC. sleep easy.

[Anonymous No.51505873]

Does anyone here actively swingtrade/daytrade the London Stock Exchange. Is it any use or is it too illiquid? I want to trade around the clock. And by trading I mean shorting of course.

[Anonymous No.51505875]

>>51505859
wow even if its not a stock market-related question its still an amazing question to ask in the stock market thread

[Anonymous No.51505878]

>>51505844
Dark Biden finally wakes up

[Anonymous No.51505911]

How do I profit from cyber attacks on real estate?

https://youtu.be/Lvq_ogPEPUQ

[Anonymous No.51505917]

>>51505869
>Federal gov stopped paying for jabs
Didn't they just allocate several hundred million for (still obsolete) omicron-specific boosters? Like a month ago.

[Anonymous No.51505922]

>>51505804
>going all in on 0DTE options
hope you like rice&beans

[Anonymous No.51505931]

>>51505794
I see a bear and a face down ass uo mumu

[Anonymous No.51505932]

>>51505869
lmao training the AI, based. It makes son horrifying shit.

[Anonymous No.51505970]

What's happening to soxl chads and sisters tomorrow? Honest answers only.

[Anonymous No.51505974]

>>51505970
Not sure

[Anonymous No.51505977]

MARKET UP OR DOWN?!?!!?!? HELP I BET ALL MY MONEY AT 3700 S&P500

[Anonymous No.51505987]

>>51505911
Homes aren't hackable RETARD

[Anonymous No.51505988]

>>51505970
I’m expecting crabbing tomorrow. Tuesday may be green. I haven’t even opened my account for 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.51505990]

>>51505970
I think we know

[Anonymous No.51506000]

>>51505873
>mean shorting of course.
Bobo, I hate you. I hate you with every fiber of my being.

[Anonymous No.51506011]

>>51506000
Don’t hate the player son.

[Anonymous No.51506051]

>>51505987

[Anonymous No.51506060]

>>51504921
This is why people bearish on the market right now are foolish. JPOW will do the bare minimum ratehike possible, we might even see 50bps to start a rally before midterms.

[Anonymous No.51506061]

>NIKKEI is closed for Respect for the Aged Day
What the actual fuck? I was hoping to start celebrating global economic collapse tonight.

[Anonymous No.51506072]

>>51506060
Stupid

[Anonymous No.51506082]

>>51506061
Asia is gonna rape hike all week

[Anonymous No.51506090]

>>51506072
Well now I'm not sharing my favorite etf with you, jerk

[Anonymous No.51506092]

>>51505844
Me

[Anonymous No.51506094]

>>51506060
It's going to be 100

[Anonymous No.51506096]

I want to fuck the market.
Stocks for this feel?

[Anonymous No.51506110]

>>51506094
Absolutely no way.

[Anonymous No.51506111]

>>51506096
Short XLU and by spy calls

[Anonymous No.51506113]

you know what? I think im done trading. yea, i just wont do it, thats all. im fine with my gains.

[Anonymous No.51506118]

>>51506090
I already know it’s MSOS

[Anonymous No.51506123]

>>51506096
In globohomo, market fuck you

[Anonymous No.51506122]

>>51506110
You're right, 150

[Anonymous No.51506129]

>>51506113
bros.. could we have just done this all along?

[Anonymous No.51506130]

>>51505301
>>51505301
what does that have to do with the roll of toilet paper in your pic

[Anonymous No.51506131]

Westworld runs on NVDA tech... But at what market price?

[Anonymous No.51506144]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.51506153]

What will Powell whistle this time?

[Anonymous No.51506158]

>>51505844
>>51503826
>>51504030
>>51504059
>>51505804
Lots of things could cause an immediate flash crash:
>china invading taiwann
>russia using a nuke
>terrorist attack on oil/gas infrastructure somewhere
>a european country defaulting on some loan obligations
>turkey attacking greece
>some kind of mega sun event that kills satellites.
the list goes on brothers. Markets everywhere are teetering on the brink, with everything priced to perfection as if nothing precipitous will happen.
Sell every rip. Buy puts when vix is below 22. Rinse, repeat, and I'll see you in 2024.

[Anonymous No.51506168]

Where is the Harbinger of the Meltup? What a fucking schizo

[Anonymous No.51506183]

do not redeem

[Anonymous No.51506185]

>eth computer

[Anonymous No.51506201]

>pre-futures
it's unironically over no cap

[Anonymous No.51506205]

Sup?

[Anonymous No.51506215]

The Bitcoin machine broke

[Anonymous No.51506224]

You know when I first seen this headline and clicked it, I figured they were referring to some 3rd world shat hole.. Boy how wrong I was. My schools never had any of this when I was there. In other news: Biden's made it official; Covid is over!. Time to party again!. Oh wait, you can't due to the high cost of shat now.. What a shat show.https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/18/us/school-conditions-2022/index.html

[Anonymous No.51506230]

Inflation will magically drop 7% and fed will pivot soon, we are bullish - Cathie woods

[Anonymous No.51506248]

>>51506230
Small caps cant even consent to the ass whooping jpow is about to layout on them.

[Anonymous No.51506253]

wtf futures are RED now!? bros... this doesn't bode well.

[Anonymous No.51506256]

>>51506230
>inflation drops instantly upon rate hikes guys we need a 125bps hike now!!!!
it's gonna be another 2008!!! SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.51506277]

>>51505859
>Can somebody explain spreads for sports betting? I thought -6.5 would be less than 7 points, but the team won more.
Spreads are a point handicap. If he bet a -6.5 spread on A&M, then he was winning that bet because A&M was leading by 7 or more points.

[Anonymous No.51506288]

>>51506253

[Anonymous No.51506292]

https://bitcointicker.co/

[Anonymous No.51506295]

>>51506215
I typed the word queen into the AI with your image and it gave me this.
SHUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.51506300]

>>51503826
Are we crashing or not

[Anonymous No.51506312]

>>51505859
>>51506277
>With only 2 bets with -110 odds, shouldn’t make the bet THAT much more.
The bet is a 25-leg parlay, meaning there are *twenty-five* bets that he needs to simultaneously win in order to cash the parlay. You are only seeing the last two.

[Anonymous No.51506313]

Just ate a bunch of chickpeas and I can't stop producing natural gas, why does europe even have a gas problem?

[Anonymous No.51506316]

>>51506295

[Anonymous No.51506318]

The chinese woke up

[Anonymous No.51506326]

it's over

[Anonymous No.51506331]

>>51504633
holy shit man, thats amazing. we need to team up and make some money...
what program/hardware did you use?

[Anonymous No.51506351]

>>51506326
Yeah tech stocks like meta have taken an absolute asspounding this year. I'm bullish on them at this price though

[Anonymous No.51506355]

>>51506326
Wow that’s a significant loss of value

[Anonymous No.51506358]

>>51506183
>>51506201
Kek

[Anonymous No.51506364]

BUDDY LOOK AT BITCOIN COMPUTA

[Anonymous No.51506377]

>>51506355
check out shopify

[Anonymous No.51506381]

>>51506351
you're young I can tell. There is significant pain in store for meta. Companies like cisco never recovered to their 2000 cycle highs, for example.

[Anonymous No.51506384]

>>51506326
yeah, hopefully ill see u on the other side fren

[Anonymous No.51506395]

>futures
The fuq happened?

[Anonymous No.51506410]

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
Hey, hey, hey
Ba-dee-ya, say, do you remember?
Ba-dee-ya, dancin' in September
Ba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy day

[Anonymous No.51506418]

What is the purpose of these strange Uranium posts you write regularly? Satire?

[Anonymous No.51506421]

>>51506331
I am using Dream by wombo and inserting images. Comic is my favorite

[Anonymous No.51506427]

>>51506395
There wasn't much behind the witching rally on Friday, apparently. USD is attempting a bounce.

[Anonymous No.51506431]

>>51506395
The Shemetatatah shuffle, fren

[Anonymous No.51506434]

What did the a.i mean by this?

[Anonymous No.51506438]

>>51506395
>one month ago was greed
>we are now in fear
But tell me again we aren’t ina. Depression

[Anonymous No.51506459]

>>51506381
I meant bullish in general of that industry, not just META. I don't hold a single stock >3% of my portfolio value.

[Anonymous No.51506467]

>>51504884
2 years later and im still waiting for smg to turn into something as infectious as gme
we were basically gme general for 5 months until the new newfags turend everyone off

havent seen 250x gme fag posting his pie chart anymore

i wodner if weedbro faggot is still a 4 figure poorfag

[Anonymous No.51506473]

>>51506326
Gdamn meta anon, why Meta though?

[Anonymous No.51506474]

Is bid/ask yield of a bond the APY or net yield?

Example a us t-bill that matures in ~6 months has a 3.6% bid yield. So if i buy 10k, will I earn $360 or $180 come maturity?

[Anonymous No.51506518]

>>51506474
180. But really the easiest way to tell is look at $ cost. Anything under $100 is the coupon to be redeemed at expiry.

[Anonymous No.51506528]

>>51506474
It's the APY.

[Anonymous No.51506530]

>>51506467
Not many held fo the 250x, a lot sold after the first 100%. I don't think anyone expected it to do what it did

[Anonymous No.51506543]

NEW
>>51506541
NEW
>>51506541
NEW
>>51506541

[Anonymous No.51506551]

>>51506467
>Weedbro faggot
It’s cannabro and nope. I’m 5 figs now portfolio. But I am just a smarty pants like that. I am holding TLRY at 3.34 cost basis and SPXS at 20.05 cost basis and YANG at 14.97 cost basis.
>p.s. I used gains to make a property tax business along with a newly opened pipe shop.
>you didn’t just shit post your bull run gains away did you?

[Anonymous No.51506931]

>>51506326
It's not over until you sell. Meta will hit 30 on the monthly RSI and then bounce back to 230-250$.

[Anonymous No.51507287]

>>51505046
Retard, they want Taiwan for its infrastructure (chip manufacturing) and to reunify glorious China. How the fuck does bombing the hell out of their island accomplish either of those things. Use your brain next time