/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.51495202]

IS YOUR JOB REALZ?

[Anonymous No.51495224]

digital asset manager

[Anonymous No.51495233]

>>51495202
Radiologist

[Anonymous No.51495235]

I do IT

[Anonymous No.51495236]

>>51495235
HE DOES IT!

[Anonymous No.51495240]

if your job can be done while sitting down, it's not a real job. real jobs have the worker exert their agency upon the environment, changing it in some way.

[Anonymous No.51495247]

pic actually make sense if you think about it

[Anonymous No.51495251]

I short shitcoins

[Anonymous No.51495256]

>>51495233
Thats a title, not a description, dummy

[Anonymous No.51495258]

>>51495256
Clearly he radios

[Anonymous No.51495263]

>>51495202
I fix computers.
I fucking hate it.

[Anonymous No.51495269]

>>51495202

Just realised there’s no way to summarise Fund Accounting in 3 words it’s unecessary Jewish bullshit hvvr4

[Anonymous No.51495285]

I NEET up

[Anonymous No.51495292]

>>51495269
I track money
>>51495285
thats some bullshit job my man

[Anonymous No.51495300]

>>51495202
>I analyze sales
>I automate shit
>I record blockchains

[Anonymous No.51495301]

>>51495292
ok let me rephrase it
>avoid wagie kikery
that's my job

[Anonymous No.51495304]

>>51495202
develop shitty software

[Anonymous No.51495310]

>>51495301
those are not real words

[Anonymous No.51495313]

>>51495310
ok let me try again
>not a slave
sound good?

[Anonymous No.51495317]

>>51495313
>useless mouth
Got you in two.

[Anonymous No.51495325]

>>51495317
>wagie ragie
Got you in two as well.

[Anonymous No.51495329]

>>51495313
not a slave what?

[Anonymous No.51495349]

>>51495329
>*shlomo whips your back*
back to the cage

[Anonymous No.51495357]

>>51495349
I short shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.51495363]

>>51495329
He is actually a slave. His entire existence depends on whether the Big Daddy Government decides to feed him today or not.

[Anonymous No.51495374]

>>51495263
what's a computer

[Anonymous No.51495383]

>>51495304
what's a software

[Anonymous No.51495425]

no, I have a fake job, and I dont care

[Anonymous No.51495431]

cryptography aka woke

[Anonymous No.51495442]

>i stay home
neetchads win again

[Anonymous No.51495451]

I grow crops

[Anonymous No.51495462]

>>51495357
that's a based job

[Anonymous No.51495463]

>>51495202
I stack boxes

[Anonymous No.51495464]

I suck cock

[Anonymous No.51495465]

>>51495256
He zaps cancer

[Anonymous No.51495466]

>>51495240
Lots of people can do that sitting down.

[Anonymous No.51495471]

>>51495465
He takes nudes of cancer

[Anonymous No.51495487]

>>51495464
'If you do what you love, you never work a day in your life'
you made it, anon

[Anonymous No.51495552]

i scan barcodes

[Anonymous No.51495568]

I sneed feed

[Anonymous No.51495569]

>>51495202
I kill Jews

[Anonymous No.51495572]

>>51495202
My job is hyper real

[Anonymous No.51495760]

>>51495572
what joj?

[Anonymous No.51495897]

>>51495202

I push buttons

[sage No.51495921]

I spam fud.

[Anonymous No.51495932]

I sell clothes.

[Anonymous No.51495965]

>>51495202

I translate.

[Anonymous No.51495969]

>>51495202
Im the manager of a welding and fabrication shop which operates under a larger company. You could also say foreman. I accepted a 78K a year deal. I'm 30, single, and no kids so it's good money for me :D

[Anonymous No.51495973]

I'm a NEET

[Anonymous No.51496005]

>>51495969
Have you considered taking dick because you want to be an anime girl

[Anonymous No.51496006]

i labour

[Anonymous No.51496013]

>>51496005
Yep.

[Anonymous No.51496015]

>blame switching

[Anonymous No.51496029]

>>51495202
>I analyze sales
>I automate shit
>I record data
versus
>I maintain the deck and nets of a ship deaigned to catch seabass and cod, specifically in the North Atlantic off the coast of Scotland

[Anonymous No.51496185]

>>51495568
>I break bucks

[Anonymous No.51496191]

>>51495325
Holy kek

[Anonymous No.51496203]

>>51495202
Quant Developer

[Anonymous No.51496209]

>>51495202
I write instructions.

[Anonymous No.51496221]

I shitpost on biz for a living

[Anonymous No.51496233]

>>51496221
who pays you?

[Anonymous No.51496242]

>>51496233
Jannies, so they can keep their job.

[Anonymous No.51496260]

>>51495202
I don't work

[Anonymous No.51496268]

>>51496233
AVAX and MATIC offer the highest rates atm

[Anonymous No.51496299]

Bus driver

[Anonymous No.51496370]

>>51496185
I grow apples.

[Anonymous No.51496372]

I hate tradefags so much its unreal.
You subhumans are literally our slaves. Human garbage cleaning our toilets pretending like you are doing it because you have a choice. You failed at life just face it.

[Anonymous No.51496387]

>>51495247
Pic makes sense if you're a coping tradie.

[Anonymous No.51496416]

>>51495240
>tfw I use a standing desk for my glorified adult daycare job

[Anonymous No.51496430]

>>51495442
based neet

[Anonymous No.51496439]

>>51496013
h-hey lets date

[Anonymous No.51496468]

I hold link

[Anonymous No.51496485]

>>51495256
He scans bones

[Anonymous No.51496488]

>>51495202
I wageslave in a call centre. It’s been the most miserable 8 months of my life so far. If I don’t get promoted off the phones in the next 4 months I might genuinely kill myself.

[Anonymous No.51496499]

>>51495233
Is becoming a rad tech worth it? I’m assuming you interact with them a lot

[Anonymous No.51496602]

i drive

[Anonymous No.51496630]

>>51496439
Show bussy :3

[Anonymous No.51496685]

>>51496630
anon, not here

[Anonymous No.51496719]

>>51495202
>I operate and equip tools to obtain and restrain underwater living mass.

[Anonymous No.51496726]

>>51495240
>he doesn't fish.

[Anonymous No.51496749]

>>51496370
Applejack is straight up the gangster pony villian chillin without even having a hero to oppose her.

You can't get more based than applejack

[Anonymous No.51496753]

>>51495202
I make beer

[Anonymous No.51496763]

>>51495202
Accountant

[Anonymous No.51496773]

Better description: if your job exist solely to make other peoples jobs/ days easier you have a fake job

[Anonymous No.51496791]

>>51496749
Yeah bitch? How about Twilight? Neeted so hard she became a princess. Now thats some dedication.

[Anonymous No.51496795]

>>51495202
>>51495202
>I analyse sales
>I am female
>I record data

[Anonymous No.51496812]

>>51495202
I fix things.

[Anonymous No.51496867]

>>51495202
>I write code
>I make software
>I develop apps
Was that so hard?

[Anonymous No.51496907]

>>51495202
System admin

Fix computer problem

[Anonymous No.51496922]

>>51495202
I buy company shares higher than I bought them and keep the difference.

[Anonymous No.51496952]

>>51496922
dumb mumu

[Anonymous No.51496969]

ERP systems admin

[Anonymous No.51496974]

Data mining thread

[Anonymous No.51496982]

I produce value
/thread

[Anonymous No.51496995]

I type text

[Anonymous No.51496997]

>>51496982
do you really?

[Anonymous No.51497036]

...
...
...I drive

[Anonymous No.51497053]

>>51497036
you're literally me, except I don't drive

[Anonymous No.51497742]

>>51495202
i write code

[Anonymous No.51497796]

>>51497036
based

[Anonymous No.51497821]

>>51495202
I do have a bullshit job, but I bring in real fiat that I can exchange for real money, so I don't have to care

[Anonymous No.51497824]

Bid-coordinator.

[Anonymous No.51497976]

I write code

[Anonymous No.51498394]

>>51495202
if you can't make your meme readable without zooming in, I'm not reading it.
I shoot birds.

[Anonymous No.51498496]

>>51495202
I rent houses

[Anonymous No.51498955]

>>51496602
a real human bean

[Anonymous No.51498972]

>>51495202
I GOT YOUR REAL JOB RIGHT HERE!
*points to crotch*

[Anonymous No.51499056]

>>51495202
I collect gibs

[Anonymous No.51499241]

>>51495202
I teach sociology

[Anonymous No.51499427]

>>51495240
Cope

If you can’t do your job on a laptop, you are lower class

[Anonymous No.51500175]

>>51495202
How do you make money from catching fish? Does someone else store them, does someone else transport them ashore and then someone else sells them?
I don't want to work with this guy if that's all he does. I'll find someone else with a more complete service to supply me with fish.

[Anonymous No.51500747]

>>51495202
i wage slave

[Anonymous No.51500815]

>>51495325
based

[Anonymous No.51500874]

>>51496773
I could farm, ranch, and fish, but outsource all that work to farmers, ranchers, and fishermen so my day is easier.

Oh shit, guess farmer, rancher, and fisherman are now fake jobs.

[Anonymous No.51501032]

>>51495202
Algorithmic shitcoin trading

[Anonymous No.51501073]

>>51499427
If you have a job, you're lower class.

[Anonymous No.51501148]

>>51495202
I build dapps.
That's pretty much it. I'm a blockchain dev.
>>51496203
Check out QANplatform, you'd like the multi-language virtual machine they launched some time ago

[Anonymous No.51501550]

>>51495202
OP SUCKS COCKS

[Anonymous No.51502073]

i radicalize children

[Anonymous No.51502144]

>>51496372
Cringe loser

[Anonymous No.51502975]

>>51495202
I traffic women

[Anonymous No.51503005]

>>51495374
>>51495383
what's fish?

[Anonymous No.51503038]

>>51495202
I gamble money

[Anonymous No.51503318]

>>51500874
Nah you couldn't do any of those things

[Anonymous No.51503380]

>>51503318
I literally grew up on a farm and own 10 acres.

[Anonymous No.51503417]

>>51503380
Proofs?

[Anonymous No.51503444]

>>51502073
Be sure to tell all the boys in your class that the government and medical industry mutilated their genitals for profit and to turn them into obedient passive slaves to authority!

[Anonymous No.51503449]

>>51503417
Fuck off, glowie.

[Anonymous No.51503476]

EMT. Doomed to be a poorfag but I do get free refills at most reputable convenience stores.

[Anonymous No.51503502]

>>51503449
Just post your wrist then

[Anonymous No.51503557]

>>51503476
I was an EMT for a couple years before I went back to college and now I'm a physician. Nurses salty when I disappear to eat lunches with the EMTs

[Anonymous No.51503567]

I kill terrorists

[Anonymous No.51503784]

>>51495464
can you suck mine?

[Anonymous No.51504683]

>>51503444
checked, brah. i'm on it.

[Anonymous No.51504817]

>>51495202
Tard rangler

[Anonymous No.51504953]

I steal taxes

[Anonymous No.51505711]

>>51503005
kek

[Anonymous No.51505737]

>>51495202
I fix shit

[Anonymous No.51506103]

>>51495202
I kill people (for the government).

[Anonymous No.51506125]

>>51495202
I guard buildings

[Anonymous No.51506172]

>>51495202
unemployed NFT "trader"

[Anonymous No.51506179]

>>51495202
Dead nigger storage

[Anonymous No.51506330]

>>51495202
I fuck females.

[Anonymous No.51506371]

>>51495263
7 words, bullshit job.

[Anonymous No.51506479]

SUFFER IN OFFICE

[Anonymous No.51506490]

>>51495202
I develop blockchains
there, done

[Anonymous No.51506527]

>>51495202
I scam whites

[Anonymous No.51506650]

>>51495240
No dummy, its about are you contributing in a meaningful way, nothing to do with physicality, someone who desighns or builds good systems from a chair is far more important than any one tradesman

[Anonymous No.51506804]

i test concrete
i test concrete piles

[Anonymous No.51506834]

>>51499427
>If you can’t do your job on a laptop, you are lower class
what social rung are you where no one works?

[Anonymous No.51506853]

>>51495251
Gibs me an idea. *Shartcoin* How do I do a crypto?

[Anonymous No.51506913]

>>51495202
My job is not real bu my six figure salary is.

[Anonymous No.51506941]

>>51495202
I receive wellfare

[Anonymous No.51507005]

Engineering department's bitch.

[Anonymous No.51507113]

>>51495202
collecting gubment gibs
>with enough to invest

[Anonymous No.51507721]

>>51496260
This, or alternatively, "I collect dividends." It counts either way you want to put it.

[Anonymous No.51507750]

>>51495202
I write words

[Anonymous No.51507763]

>>51495235
I did it with your mom last night

[Anonymous No.51507771]

>>51495202
I write code

[Anonymous No.51507774]

>>51495202
i write code

[Anonymous No.51507932]

>>51496974
I read data mining threads, record data from data mining threads, turn it into visuals that nobody reads and collect unemployment.

[Anonymous No.51508104]

>>51496791
>the trust find pony is the villian.

Villains have day jobs, they are never unemployed neets. Does it ever bother you that the heroine is the only unemployed pony with no hobbies other than (((reading books))) or (((writing diaries)))

Literally the innocent beautiful one in the hive of rats, nothing in, nothing out only a web-crawler reading bot data. The other ponies all had some sort of job. Maybe it was a bad job but it had a role to play in the society. The main-character was a neet. Literally the moral center, the privileged priest class. The cleric, the healer, the root, the hero by definition.

You cannot get further from villain than the master of the golem. A villain is always a supporting character a villain always has their livelihood described. If the "villian" does not have an industrious base then they are not a real villain, they are a hero that wears a villian's clothes.

All villains, in all stories, worldwide and across cultures are materially motivated. Any moral motivation, or neetdom makes them a hero.

The villian fundamentally sells life at a loss, the hero saves life.

By not selling her life twilight remains a hero, remains (((pure))) her faith in knowledge and books unshaken. Her attachments are ephemeral she is a boddisatva, a christ, a prophet. A hero.

Applejack has worldly attachments and moreover enjoys protecting them at the cost of others. She is a satan, a benighted and backwards reactionary, a villain.

Where Twilight would in the desert reject temptation, Applejack would accept the first temptation with an ROI over inflation. This is what makes her a villian, this is what makes her an earth pony, this is what makes her human.

She is more like us than different.

[Anonymous No.51508671]

>>51496370
based

[Anonymous No.51508696]

>>51495202
About as stupid as it gets they just fall under the umbrella of the respective roles like manager/book keeper or anything of the like becomes accountant. Its just to give the sound byte idea to the girl who asked you in the bar. Because no one gives a fuck unless your an astronaut.

[Anonymous No.51508816]

>>51496499
Different radiologist here. Seems like a decent job but working in medicine is a shitshow, I hate this broken industry and wouldn't recommend it to my friends or family.

[Anonymous No.51508957]

I fight people aka professional MMA fighter

[Anonymous No.51510023]

>>51495202
Marketing
didn't even need 2 words

[Anonymous No.51510093]

I make bank

[Anonymous No.51510115]

>>51496753
what sort of beer, anon?

[Anonymous No.51510132]

>>51495202
I browse phone

[Anonymous No.51510563]

>>51495233
Piezoelectric af

[Anonymous No.51510606]

>>51495202
"Slap my keyboard"

Not like I give a shit, I make 3x what a fisherman does. Let him have something of value, like "A rEaL JoB"

[Anonymous No.51510810]

>>51496773
>t.middle management.

[Anonymous No.51510987]

>>51496029
Based

[Anonymous No.51511022]

>>51508104
Kek, based.

[Anonymous No.51511037]

>>51495202
Mostly paid naps

[Anonymous No.51511475]

>>51496488
Just try to change the job anon, can't you find a compy computer store job?

[Anonymous No.51511556]

>>51495202
I automate things

[Anonymous No.51511564]

>>51495240
Engineering is done from a desk. You forget some jobs are mathematical and intellectual, but your [probably from India so I will excuse your lack of understanding of the first world.

[Anonymous No.51512035]

>>51495202
i develop ETL systems for spor... shit my job aint real

[Anonymous No.51512097]

I pimp e-whores.

[Anonymous No.51512147]

>>51495202
Make drinking water safe-shit 4 words

[Anonymous No.51512264]

>>51512147
How do you get that job I would like to work in water purification

[Anonymous No.51512303]

>>51495202
>have a bullshit job
>live in a paid off bullshit 3000 sq ft house
>paid off bullshit porsche
>6 figures liquid assets
>6 figures 401k
I'm happy with my bullshit job.

[Anonymous No.51512378]

>I market products


>the products are complicated B2B algorithms

[Anonymous No.51512559]

>>51512303
NOOO, you can't just have a job, you need to do something useful for LE SOCIETY!!!

[Anonymous No.51512879]

>>51496370
Fucking ziggers

[Anonymous No.51512950]

>>51495202
I am chemist.

[Anonymous No.51512979]

>>51495202
raping working families (landlord)

[Anonymous No.51512989]

>>51495202

I investigate complaints

[Anonymous No.51513714]

I whip niggers.

[Anonymous No.51513809]

>>51495973
>>51512303
Nice LARP anon

[Anonymous No.51513876]

i program bitcoin wallets

[Anonymous No.51514715]

>>51495202
I develop systems.

[Anonymous No.51514803]

>>51495202
I climb towers

[Anonymous No.51515843]

>>51495240
You are confusing your opinion with having an authority on the subject, mouth breathing retard :^)

[Anonymous No.51516020]

customer service

2 words, simple as

[Anonymous No.51516149]

>>51495202
If you can't describe your job in 2 words, you work a bullshit job.

[Anonymous No.51516223]

Tax collector

[Anonymous No.51516448]

>>51495202
i collect welfare

[Anonymous No.51516451]

I write code

[Anonymous No.51518385]

>>51496370
lmao

[Anonymous No.51519054]

>>51495202
I assist executives

[Anonymous No.51519708]

>>51495202
The number of words to accurately describe your job says more about the division of labor than anything else.

[Anonymous No.51520024]

>>51495202
Nigger faggot detector, here.

Yes, you are a nigger faggot.

[Anonymous No.51520798]

>>51495240
I run a tow truck

>what now