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51485785 No.51485785 [Reply] [Original]

why can't my wife just shut the fuck up and stop complaining all the time?

>> No.51485791

>>51485785
OH NONONO HE FELL FOR THE MARRIAGE MEME

>> No.51485796

>>51485785
Lemme talk to her

>> No.51485798

>>51485785
you are not a ripped +6ft tall trillionaire handsome man with superpowers and an interesting personality

>> No.51485801

>>51485785
no refunds

>> No.51485804

>>51485785
because you're not hatefucking her into submission. 100% your fault

>> No.51485806

>>51485785
Probably because you are both terrible people.

>> No.51485807
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>>51485785
> why can't my wife just shut the fuck up and stop complaining all the time?

>> No.51485809

>>51485785
Go to /bant/, sir

>> No.51485832

>>51485804
How do you hate fuck someone?

>> No.51485834

Sounds like something essential is missing.

You're not forgetting the daily beating are you?

>> No.51485856

Because there's always a better man than you, and she's always comparing her life with her acquaintances' life

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>>51485798
>tfw ripped 5ft11 tall trillionaire handsome man with superpowers and an interesting personality
So close yet so far bro’s

>> No.51485885

>>51485785
>>51485791
>>51485804
Let me give you some personal insight on the matter.

I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant.
She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.

We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.

But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.

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>>51485809
>go to the shitty cirno spam board

>> No.51485894

>>51485785
have you tried telling her to shut the fuck up and stop complaining all the time?

>> No.51485908
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>>51485885

>> No.51485910

>>51485885
I got a little off track there. Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you." All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
Do with this information what you will.

>> No.51485929

>>51485806

I'm fine and not complaining about anything.

>> No.51485959

>>51485910
>>51485885
You and your wife are both mentally ill, I'd rather be alone that live your life

>> No.51485974

>>51485885
You're both fucked, your kids should be adopted.

>> No.51485991

>>51485885
Haven't seen this copy pasta since 2017. Old but turd no cap fr fr.

>> No.51486008

>>51485885
you belong in a cage.

>> No.51486012
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>>51485885

>> No.51486026

>>51486008
Oh poor little faggot. The weak should fear the strong

>> No.51486040

>>51486026
>t. 5'4'' manlet

>> No.51486107

>>51485885
Spicy pasta extra sauce

>> No.51486129
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51486129

Marriage bros....

>> No.51486150

>>51485929
You are on 4chan complaining about your wife. Odds are you are an idiot who has attracted a terrible partner.

>> No.51486170
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51486170

Not like this......

>> No.51486190

>>51485910
I'm thinking based and trad pilled

>> No.51486205

Because she hasn't broken you yet.

>> No.51486235
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>>51485885
This is how I like my pastas. Remember folks, if she doesn’t treat you accordingly you should smack the shit out of her adoringly

>> No.51486370

>>51486129
This has to be a larp, lmao. Otherwise he deserved it, he seems just as mentally ill as his imaginary whore wife

>> No.51486394

>>51485785
wtf i'd love to have a gf :(

u dont know how lucky you guys are to have someone

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>>51485785
Have sex.

>> No.51486447

>>51485832
You're only with them because you love their looks, but you hate everything else about them so you hate fuck them because you can't stand what a shallow piece of shit you are kek

>> No.51486473
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>>51485785
love these slice-of-life threads on /biz/

>> No.51486522

>>51485885
Based and patriarical-discipline pilled

>> No.51486563

>>51485785
Probably because you're a lazy good-for-nothing, anon.

>> No.51486622
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51486622

Kill her and make it look like an accident in Minecraft. Rinse and repeat but not more than 3 times or people will start to get suspicious.

>> No.51486641

>>51485885
This pasta always makes me laugh. I'm 100% sure it happened because there is too much cold anger in it to be a tough guy larp.

>> No.51486659

>>51485785
>still falling for the marriage meme 2022 A.D.

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>>51486473
the insight is profound

>> No.51487059

>>51485785
Because you are a lazy no nothing loser that sits around on 4chins all day.

>> No.51487171

>>51487059
and what do you do wagie?

>> No.51487186

>>51485885
Reminder that if you think he was wrong in this hypothetical situation, you belong on reddit.

>> No.51487205

>>51485885
based

>> No.51487223

does she yap about things that are important? a ton of guys still take this as nagging...then wonder why they end up getting divorced

>> No.51487230

>>51485785
because she is a woman

>> No.51487245

An untrained wife is like an untrained dog

>> No.51487246

>>51485885
Wisest post in the thread

>> No.51487305

>>51485885
Here's your (You).

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>>51485885
should have done that too!
both my marrige and long term failed because of the same BS
>back in the day the get the palm till they did what was expected from them. our elders had it better, fuck feminism!

>> No.51487592

>>51485785
You need to satisfy her clitoris.
You’re a failure of a man.

>> No.51487598

>>51485785
Maybe you should shut her up with a ballgag in her mouth

>> No.51487746

>>51485804
>>51485785

I don't know about hatefucking, but it's true that a woman is super nice for a day or two after you fuck her really well.

>> No.51487759

>>51485885
oh wow this copypasta again. good post and tons of anons are falling for it

>> No.51487800

>>51485885

All the newfags replying to this post don't know it's copypasta.

>> No.51487871

>>51485885
this is always a good way to see how many new r*dditors have joined recently

>> No.51487890

>>51485908
>>51485959
>>51486190
>>51485974
>>51486008
>>51486012
>>51486522
>>51487186
newfags

>> No.51488001

>>51487890
Anons calling it based aren’t necessarily newfags but the seething onions boys definitely are.

>> No.51488253

>>51488001
>he can't even spell basedboy
what a newfag

>> No.51488273

do mushrooms with her you will both come out of it with a new understanding of yourselves and the world

>> No.51488279

I'd complain too if I was married to a /biz/raeli.

>> No.51488285

>getting married
no refunds, Anon

>> No.51488292

cause jews made the law and feminism. if there were no jews like pre 1900 you could just physically force her to shut up and she would be scared of being a cunt. now she knows the kike law will always put her first so she can be a rat cunt with no recourse. file for divorce asap before she does

>> No.51488306

>>51485885
I've read this pasta before. Still based

>> No.51488357

>>51485885
Love this pasta

>> No.51488397

>>51485885
Hadn't seen this one in years.

>> No.51488435

Reminder to anons because of the pasta.
Beatings work.
But a slap is the required level of physical disciplinary action.
Proper slap works wonders and theres no risk of doing actual long term physical damage.
(proper controlled slap not letting loose as a super heavy weight fighter)

>> No.51488458

>>51488435
>Risk going to jail for a hole
I'll pass, thanks

>> No.51488459

>>51485785

>> No.51488486

>>51488435
Just don't get married, No benefit besides saving some money on taxes

>> No.51488516

>>51485885
This has probably happened in real life, and h/onestly you have to look at it this way: He had two choices. He could've let her divorce him, take half his shit, and ruin his life, or call her bluff. The fact that those are men's only two choices nowadays should really bother you.

>> No.51488533

>pepe_stare poster
>ever touching a woman

>> No.51488631

>>51485910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA

>> No.51488952

>>51487800
I was about to ask if all the responders just joined the internet

>> No.51488959

>>51485785
>you got married

first mistake there.

>> No.51489011

>>51485785
bruh, no idea why a man would subject himself to that torture. Especially since the sex stops eventually and you're going to have to put up with her shit until you're literally dead. You'd be 84 years old and she will still nag and complain.

>> No.51489050

>>51485885
lot of newfags got baited it seems

>> No.51489512

>>51487592

>you gotta get in your knees and suck the female penis

Huge faggot detected the only way to get a woman in your feet is through her mind.

You're a kid you still wont understand this.

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>>51485785
I keep hoping mine will file for divorce. Worse decision ever. The wall hit like a cement truck going 90mph.

>> No.51490153

>>51486129
Sad, many such cases.

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>>51485885
Seen this before. It’s cooy-pasta. Pay it no heed. Some type of weird demoralization or well poisoning post.

>> No.51490157

>>51485910
Makes it easy to identify the new fags

>> No.51490160
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>>51485785
>Stuck on this mission, go home, my girl fussin' and bitchin'
>Motherfucker won't you change your life, >I'm thinkin' Motherfucker won't I change my wife
>Ignorant bastard laughin' like fuck the rap shit

>> No.51490526

>>51488292
>if there were no jews like pre 1900
... What

>> No.51490537

>>51490526
no jews running every court and institution in usa you fucking nigger

>> No.51490540

>>51490116
So go fuck other women

>> No.51490564

>>51490526
inb4 " but there are catholic judges and heads too"

catholics are just low tier kikes. check the schism for proof of niggerfied religion