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>> No.51484887
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Thx a million

Fr fr what we doing in the coming weeks? Entirely too many betting for a crash myself included... I think it's not going to happen with this many retail put options.

I'll hold my puts but I'm worried they're going to be trash after a week of crab and rally.

Monday slightly red. Tuesday more red. Rest of the week rally?

>> No.51484900

>>51484887
Lotta calls too so I dont think we will burst out. It's just going to be a week to get people to close options..

>> No.51484911
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I use /smg/ like the trading floor of a prop firm

>> No.51484931

>>51484887
My hunch is red crab until hike increase, big poomp when 75 bps is announced as expected, big dump on thursday when people sober up, and then fake pump on friday, then more red crabbing the following weeks
If it's 100 bps well then it's gonna be Bobo Bukkake

>> No.51484971

Bitcoin ripping, probably will keep ripping and we go higher Monday! Remember the market is a manipulation and thinking otherwise is delusional.

>> No.51484977
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>>51484887
>Fr fr what we doing in the coming weeks
Im just going to keep working and stacking cash for now. Even if i wait until we break aths to buy its fine. If we break aths that means we are back and the new bullrun is resumed so we can expect 5-7 years of gains anyway. Im a rig pig so im not worried about a down turn in jobs. I should be ok for a while.

>> No.51484992

>>51484971
The behavior on bitcoin has very little correlation to what the market does.

>> No.51485008

poo poo pee pee

>> No.51485023
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>>51484887
We had a rally for two fucking months, we’re going to new lows
Might not be a straight line down (probably wont be) but why bet on the direction of daily noise? Just buy november puts

>> No.51485026

>Have literally zero attention span
>Cant get good at anything
>Have a broad and shallow knowledge of literally everything
>Also a fucking asshole and would rather be homeless than work
>If I choose the bullish path I'll only make money when other people make money
>This will be pointless when it's my only stream of income
>Therefore I must choose the bearish path

Tips on how to be a contrarian monster?

>> No.51485027
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>>51484835
Anons your participation needed, post opinions and habbenings

Global Hyperinflation General /GHG/ >>>/pol/395729894

>> No.51485028

>>51484992
MMM not too sure about that anymore my man. It's fair to say however that the price of bitcoin is completely manipulated however as opposed to the actual market but you can overlay them and now see a clear correlation to all assets. That's why when the big one happens ALL assets will plunge

>> No.51485044

>>51485023
The yield curve was inverted for like 4-5 months before flattening and then the big crash in 08 happened. It's already been about a month of inversion maybe 2 all my charts ate showing a big January dump

>> No.51485045
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>>51484887
>Shemitah ends Sept 27
>Rosh Hashanah Sept 25 to 27
>Yom Kippur Oct 4 to 5
> Sukkot (aka the taking of the four kinds) Oct 9 to 16
>Kristallnacht Nov 9–10
To many Jewish holidays. I'm taking all my money and hiding it in my meat freezer under the pork rolls, where they can get at it. At least till after Rosh Hashanah.

>> No.51485058

>>51484931
I could see any/all of this. We're going down regardless but fomc weeks are fun for the drama.

>> No.51485079

>>51485026
Get a goddamn job Al!

>> No.51485081
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>>51484992
btcoin futures vs spy with spy in orange,

Looks like things have been fairly correlated since April at least

>> No.51485085
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51485085

he baked?

>> No.51485092

>>51485026
Just trade both sides of the volatility

>> No.51485108

>>51485044
Yeah but i still think we’ll hit lower lows (at LEAST 360) before another rally, which will fail, then crash
Or we just crash here. Post your charts?

>> No.51485141

>>51484844
May the prophet smile upon you, Habib

>> No.51485143
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51485143

I think we all know what's coming next week

>> No.51485161

>>51485143
Yea. I’m gunna buy more intel

>> No.51485175

>>51484931
Yea I think you could be right. They're going to need to create a news piece to give retail an explanation for why they got rugged.

>> No.51485176

>>51485028
You mean, just like the actual market. Just by different groups.

>> No.51485221

>>51484971
I get its manipulated but we're do for a legit major correction not correcting the weekly. So when is it? Is it really going to be the jewish holiday again... jesus

>> No.51485227

SPY pumped two fucking dollars in after-hours and there are people in this thread that think Monday is going to be red... I'm closing my calls Monday for sick gains and then waiting to see if JPOW heems the market with a 100bps hike or not

>> No.51485237

>>51485044
They will never do it when all the lines aim perfectly.

>> No.51485260
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>>51485227
look at this chart and tell me we aren't going to go lower

>> No.51485287
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>>51485221
We control the market goy.

>> No.51485302

>>51485287
That's fine and I accept that. Can you tell me your next play so I can tag along?

>> No.51485308

>>51485260
I never said we aren't going lower.. I said Monday will be green as fuck. Also "this time will be different" because we are going to slow bleed with little bear rallies all year like we have been instead of falling off a cliff. They have told you the playbook all year I don't know why /smg/ doesn't understand what soft landing means.. we will keep crabbing down most likely but going all in puts is dangerous as fuck because if russia/Ukraine conflict ends you will be liquidated

>> No.51485326

>>51485308
I've never seen major indexes ladder down so nicely. A rug pull should be instinctual but none of those with the most to gain are doing it.

>> No.51485334

QQQ wil go back to 400 within the next 3 months

(and you, yes you specifically, will be liquidated)

>> No.51485350
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>>51485302
I'll let you in on a little secret. Let's just say you're going to want to buy puts at open on Monday.

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51485377

Monday will be pic related

>> No.51485379

>>51485350
Closing my calls at 400 spy and I'll buy a few puts at 400 spy if it shows resistance and doesn't want to go higher. 99% chance this all plays out by 1030am on monday

>> No.51485394

>>51485379
Tuesday*. Sorry I'm retarded

>> No.51485398
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>>51485026
I trade both up and down, as makes sense, but I admit I made more money being bearish (big surprise, it's a bear market) and it has been way more fun than making money with others because I despise bulltards.

>> No.51485399

>>51485379
Buddy SPY isn't going to see 400 for a decade.

>> No.51485410
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51485410

I'm up 160% this year how is everyone on SMG doing? IM 100% CHASH now.

>> No.51485431

>>51485398
>I trade both directions
Everyone who ever says this has negative all time returns

>> No.51485436

>>51485398
I semi like being a bear but shorts are way limited, I made most.of my money on puts.

>> No.51485467
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51485467

Who's the anon that wanted Paul Allen drawn? How's it look? I'm not too good with caricatures

>> No.51485471
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>>51485431
I had negative returns in the craziest bull market of human history, so I guess I'm just an exception

>> No.51485514

>>51485467
I thought it was a drawing of a chud.

>> No.51485525
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51485525

>didnt get to buy cheapies and go long friday :(

>> No.51485526

I need some real advice from smart people.

So there is this stock guy in my country, who is a total dumbass and pretty much our local Jim Cramer. Now I want to show everyone here how much of a dumbass he is by creating something like the inverse Cramer ETF. That means I want to short everything this guy is long and vice versa.

I was thinking of making a paper trading account to track exactly this, but I am not sure about the specifics. Every week he announces a few stocks he likes and which he does not like. The problem I see is that he does not announce when he would be selling his position, so the account would eventually run out of free funds. In addition to that I have no idea what to do about position sizes.

Does anyone have any advice how to best track this dumbass? I need to come up with some trading rules, which makes it possible to track his advice.

>> No.51485546

>>51485467
How did all these rich globohomo faggots die in there mid 60s, Steve Jobs Paul Allen. My dad smoked most his life, is poor as shit and had a massive heat attack at 54 and is still alive at 68.

>> No.51485574

>>51485546
Mostly genetics. You okay the hand you're dealt.

>> No.51485582

>>51485350
They're really going to do a bull trap 2 weeks in a row? Wont it be obvious? Especially with so many puts already floating around

>> No.51485586

does anyone watch figuring out money? he seems pretty objective and looks at what goes on in the market from every angel but i feel like there is something im not noticing like he is a grifter or some shit but he seems pretty ok

>> No.51485632

>>51485350
I feel like crab week is more likely but I'll play a bit just on the off chance.. imo too many retail own options atm. At least I think they're retail

>> No.51485669
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>>51485467
Drawfags BTFO

>> No.51485679

>>51485632
I can hear it already...
>CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

>> No.51485734

>>51485582
The goyim are too stupid to recognize patterns anymore. As long as they have TikTok, Netflix, Twitter, and door dash, the Jews can do whatever they want

>> No.51485738

>>51484835
Kanna is built for seggs

>> No.51485744

>>51484977
How much do you make doing that? I guess saving must be easy.

>> No.51485751
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51485751

>COST
>FDX
>AZO
AZO!@ They better announce a stock split soon. I want in.

>> No.51485797

>>51485751
i bought a few FDX calls on friday, im a degenerate gambler but its fun
hopefully they pop monday or tuesday

>> No.51485859

>>51485734
Maybe but too many people are following the crowd.. they cant just make a million wage slaves retire in their 20s

>> No.51485869

>>51485744
Rig work? I gross about 10-14k a month depending how much I worked.

>> No.51485873

>>51485526
The fact you have some idiot in your line of work which is not something that you would normally have those kinds of idiots in, tells me we have a long way to go down.

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>> No.51486073
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>>51486027
As long as they don't get their financials hacked, Target is pretty decent.

>> No.51486088
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>>51485260
We're not going any lower anon. While I may post my permabear thesis on the sucking alpha site I'm really all in SOXL ready for the melt up.

>> No.51486149
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51486149

>>51486088

>> No.51486191

>>51485751
FDX earnings will be so bad if they have to come out a week before to prepare everyone how bad it will be lmao

>> No.51486194
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51486194

>Rocker lost all his SIGA gains
>Rocker constantly shits on dividend stocks.
>Rocker wants to go all in XLU

>> No.51486206

>>51486149
>total return is in the negative
So you just suck at this then.

>> No.51486249

>>51485751
How the hell is AZO worth more than GOOG???

>> No.51486264
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51486264

I am using astrology along with occult knowledge to trade and beat this market. Like a billionaire.

>> No.51486271

>>51486194
>XLU
Underweight to water utilities, which only have up as the direction. My grandpa invested heavily into regional utility companies for the fat divvies they pay. Seemed to work well for him.

>> No.51486303

>>51486073
>naming your watch "you blow" (hublot)
>charging midwit normie consumer fags 5 figures to walk around with it on their wrist

Watch fags are the worst lol

>> No.51486306

I hired one of those Mexican maid companies to come and clean my house and my wife and i have been pretty happy with them, but this saturday they sent another mexican lady over and she's been whispering and muttering shit to herself all morning as she cleans our stuff

>> No.51486324

Just learn how to trade the new style of offerings/RS pump and dumps in biotech and trade with the MM’s. Best way to make money right now is to buy the load boat and leave before the dump. Then buy back in on the dip and sell the announcement pump. I turned 25k into 4 million $.

>> No.51486335

>>51484835
SEEEEEEEEEEEEXO

>> No.51486348
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>>51485410
im pretty depressed right now, lost 30k of my unrealized gains that is going to take me like 1.5 years to save up from wagesalving

>> No.51486360
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51486360

Did kiwifarms go bust? What are the best resources for keeping up to date on internet happenings with ed down as well?

>> No.51486363

>>51485410
very nice. what you trading?

>> No.51486392

>>51485525
I did and I still might get red raped fren.
Grass always greener
Opportunities will keep coming along

>> No.51486404
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51486404

>are you bullish now frens?

>> No.51486420

>>51485751
i'm short Lennar. it looks like they might pump into earnings

>> No.51486431
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>>51486348
just remember there is someone always worse off than you

>> No.51486432

>>51486404
i'm bullish for facemelting bear rallies all the way to the bottom

>> No.51486472

>>51486431
Perspective always helps
>Down like 20% on stonks
>But I always have enough money to live comfortably, even if I qualify as low income
>Haven't made it big, but also have fucked myself up with leverage either

>> No.51486479

>>51485377
based.

>> No.51486485
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51486485

The 2 points circled have the exact same cost basis with vastly different psychological mindsets.

>> No.51486488

>>51486404
Why the fuck can't they just come out and say things are going to get bad? Sure, mild recession. FFS.

>> No.51486534

>>51486485
imagine buying the top of the fomo candle and not the retest

>> No.51486568

>>51486488
Because if the average person knew how bad things were, we wouldn't have any bankers or rulers

>> No.51486600
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>>51484835
The more reports I read from paid services like FactSet etc the more I realize these people don't know shit. It's all bs to make them feel comfortable with what they are doing and they pay for these "premium" services because it makes them feel comfortable with their assumptions which adds to the false sense of security and compounds it.

They are just chaining mistakes together. I've learn more in the past month or 2 reading Peter Lynch or books on Warren Buffett and successful stocks than I would ever learn reading these premium reports done by average people who know less than me. It's like putting premium gas in your car. It does nothing to it, it just makes you waste your money but you feel that you're doing it right and treating yourself better

>> No.51486610

>>51486348
Looks fine I was down 40k or 50% and made it back in 3 months, looks like you have a lot more in and could make it back easy.

>> No.51486618

>>51486600
At best you get a sense of what's priced in the market. That's their only benefit

>> No.51486645

>>51486600
Paying for financial advice is a great way to lose a bunch of money, I thought that was common knowledge at this point.
>putting premium gas in your car
Certain engine types require higher grade gasoline otherwise the engine degrades quicker. My grandma accidentally bought a turbo at one point and got screwed by that. Same thing with tires (lul beamerfags btfo again).

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>>51486194
Haven't lost all of my SIGA gains yet! If next week is blood green I'm fucked though.

>> No.51486678

>>51486363
Mostly under valued SPACS, like ADN I bought at 1.90 and sold multiple times most recently at 3.40, I told smg to buy it multiple times over the past 6 months and basically got told no.

>> No.51486679

>>51486657
>betting against hilariously green candles on a fed meeting week

lmao

>> No.51486691

>>51486679
My bet is on a Marge. Not as big as previous Marge's, but a Marge nonetheless.

>> No.51486712

>>51486363
I'm sitting out now because I think it's going to tank between now and late Oct before the midterms with all the uncertainty

>> No.51486713

>>51486691
makes sense

>> No.51486719

>>51486392
yeah

>> No.51486728

>>51486194
how are you making these pictures? what AI is this?

>DF chads

>> No.51486730
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>>51486679
Fed is going to rug pull all of yall motherfuckas next week with a big fat 1% dick raise. Stocks keep going up gives the fed the big fuck you to inflation and poor and middle class.

>> No.51486740

>>51486730
don't get stopped out of your position before it happens bro

>> No.51486768

>>51486679
I could see things going green temporarily after his minutes, but I'll be out before then.

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>>51486728
>dean foods
Goodnight sweet prince. I won't forget the memes.

>> No.51486839

>>51486610
desu senpai it was a humble brag :)

i almost dont want to close the account to switch to a $0/trade bank (canada finally has 3 of those holy shit)
but saving money from commissions matter more than the epeen i could get

I'd have to pay like US$22.49 just to unload my 10x SU 15c calls

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51486843

Saturday again and I'm alone.

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>fomo in SIGA at 22.99 for 3k
>down 50%

I'm not gonna sell but it's a valuable lesson.

>> No.51486882

>>51486843
;)

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>>51486876
SIGA is not going to zero you might as well just hold and stop being a faggot. Monkey poop is going to make a comeback this winter/next year.

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fate of the market gets decided on the 20th. if rates come in at 100bps its circuit breakers, i dont think jp has the balls for it desu. my guess is market will rally slightly at 75bps, maybe we even see a bounce for a week or two. then a downtrend for Oct into midterm chaos.

>> No.51486918

>>51486843
Have you tried getting a social life? I hear that really helps.
Nah jk same here. I just cant relate to normal people anymore. I want to not be that weird social recluse but i cant even begin to imagine how to get my sociability skillsets resharpened......
How do you anons do it? Whats the trick? And please no "just bee yourself" shit. "Beeing" myself is a fucking nightmare

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>>51486728
Its called dream by wombo. It wont let you do naked girls.. There is an anon in here who has a goatsea image that is a master piece. He won't tell how he made it. Fucking jew

>> No.51486966

>>51486934
kek that looks dope.
im going to scan the drawing when i get home and get a cleaner image.

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51486990

>>51486918
>And please no "just bee yourself" shit. "Beeing" myself is a fucking nightmare

You have no hope. You reject society because you hate yourself. Your issues are so deeply rooted in your distorted anima that no one here would be qualified to give you any reasonable advice.

Only you can Save yourself.

>> No.51486992

>>51486876
bro that's cute that you feel such emotion from losing 1.5k

i barely remember when i felt like i was so depressed over being down like -4K (-40%) for half a year and the miracle jump back to break even before the year ended
now I'm just annoyed that i'm losing 5-figures worth in unrealized gains, I'm sure I'll feel even more apathetic to life in general soon

you should appreciate and enjoy that you're getting such emotions from small amounts while you still can
have you ever felt the amazing adrenaline rush from getting +30% or more in a day yet? enjoy that too because you won't be able to risk that later on when you have more to lose

>> No.51486994

>>51486843
>>51486918
i just dont give a fuck anymore, what is there to gain from it exactly? once you see through all the games people play, yeah buddy id rather just not get involved in that.

>> No.51487006

>>51486892
That's what I'm betting on. Do you have an exit price or just holding long?

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>car lots still empty
>gun stores all empty
>food stores half empty
>houses still all sold out
Where is everyone getting money to buy this stuff with? Markets have corrected but inflation is still hot. The fed wants a soft landing but I dont think its possible until larger unemployment levels. No one is suffering here and will keep shopping.

>> No.51487040

>>51487015
Slinging dope, nah jk. I'm a poorfag probably by most people standards but the money I get from waging isn't sucked up by rent or bills since I live with my folks.

>>51486992
Losing 1.5k isn't a lot but if you've never had more than 20k in the bank you will feel it.

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>>51486966
I have to work this weekend starting in 2 hours, so i will literally be doing nothing but making AI images. I think I will dedicate a few hours to your image.

>> No.51487053

>>51486990
Grass is always greener on the other side. I have great friends here in town, it's 81 degrees and sunny, and I have nothing to do, but in reality I just want to sit in my apartment alone and play vidya.

>> No.51487063

>>51487015
it's a supply problem

but actually i went to the mall one weekend and it was packed full
like am i living in a bubble or something because i dont know what recession everyone is talking about

my wageslave job is having problems hiring people too, turnover rate for the entrey level jobn is like months to a couple years which is really awful considering it takes like 2 weeks paid in-class training and a couple more months just to train them holy shit..

turnover rate for my position is basically non existent though so i'm really glad i managed to get in here since it's so comfy. these entry level wagies dont know they're getting paid less than half I do for like 3x harder work (i was in their position just a few months ago)
it's a secret all these fuckers were keeping secret from me until i joined them

>> No.51487067

>>51486918
I downloaded a book called "becoming human" a while ago but I didn't read it yet. So you could say I'm pretty close to having a fulfilling social life and all that stuff humans do.

>> No.51487091

>>51487063
What do you do for work?

>> No.51487099

>>51486843
BUDDY look at dating computer

>> No.51487109

>>51486892
Are all korean men gay or something? Everytime i see one i just think there is no chance he likes pussy at all

>> No.51487115

>>51487063
>like am i living in a bubble or something because i dont know what recession everyone is talking about
Yeah same. Im the oil guy and we keep hiring and cant find anyone for anything. Everyones out shopping and no one seems concerned about anything. Everyone that came to our company had like 2-3 offers at different companies and all keep upping one another for pay in the offer. Its crazy. The economy is overheating basically and not going to stop until people start to lose jobs or calm down with the spending because supply wont be that elastic.

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>>51487040
>Losing 1.5k isn't a lot but if you've never had more than 20k in the bank you will feel it.
oh i know it, it was only 4 years ago for me, I was -4K (-40%) on my worst and it felt like shit for MONTHS

i miraculously got bailed out somehow since it turned out it was a triple top pump-n-dump, i just happened to be the sucker for the first peak
I got the fuck out as soon as I broke even and was more careful about FOMOing
$0 lesson in my case and months of grief to cement it in my heart

>> No.51487140

>>51486324
she wants to be tipped

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>>51487109
>re all korean men gay or something? Everytime i see one i just think there is no chance he likes pussy at all
Asian men all died years ago.

>> No.51487176

>>51487099
kek
it's totally fucked bro

>> No.51487183

>>51487115
>Everyone that came to our company had like 2-3 offers at different companies and all keep upping one another for pay in the offer
I've been working Walmart for 7 years and got a small merit raise a few weeks ago (separate from my annual). I have a good rapport with management, and I make it work. Though I should've been more proactive with my career and improving myself. Whatever, I'm still better off than 95% of the people that come through our doors.

>> No.51487192

>>51487172
he looks like asian joker in drag

>> No.51487217

>>51487063
Recessions only hurt the poor. Everyone else sacrifices a little but otherwise life goes on.

>> No.51487251

>>51487091
i just check prescriptions and do some data entry all day, and i can wear casual clothes to work since i have no direct patient interactions

>> No.51487262
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>this time is different

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>>51487067
Kek I just pulled a clip from /wsg/ that I'll use and dedicate to you in my next video since you seem like you have a special kind of autism. I wish I could surround myself with autistic people because their awkwardness socially greatly amuses me.

>> No.51487266

>>51487183
Yeah same situation with me. I didnt get a pay raise until last month and it was quite good too. But entire year I got nothing, but at same time its really good so I couldnt just say ill leave. It was more than most make even being below my peers.

>> No.51487284

>>51487251
How much you make and did you need a college degree

>> No.51487285

>>51487264
you monster

>> No.51487301

I’m going to steal your dream wumbo ai pictures and make a YouTube for it. Thanks

>> No.51487350

>>51487285
It's ok anon I'm one of you. I consider myself mildly autistic but was able to develop social skills as a defense mechanism

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>>51487301
Hey asshole. Just remember to give ol garbage don some credit

>> No.51487367

>>51486678
ah so you made those gains going long? no shorts?

>> No.51487374

>>51486645
>>51486600
Don't worry, I'm here to give you bad financial advice for free

>> No.51487402

>>51487284
yes i needed a degree, it was entry-to-practice
if you're asking whether it was worth it, no it's not lol, but when you're already a couple years into a program, the marginal cost-reward is higher after all the sunk cost
i graduated with like cad$43K student loans that im hoping will stay interest-free forever which liberals are pushing for (since it'll obviously get votes)
if I was in the US and got licensed there I'd prob expect around US$130K a year but im in cucknada so i get paid half that

there are better routes to money for anyone starting from scratch out of highschool/undergrad, i just picked this since i wasn't smart enough for those

>> No.51487437

>teeny rate hikes
>country makes stupid choices
>banks begin going under/insolvent
>WTF SAVE US MR AMERICAN FED
if jerome was based he'd pull the volker just to ensure American supremacy.

>> No.51487457

>>51485546
Your lifespan actually has very little to do with your lifestyle (excepting acts of violence and fatal accidents), just look at Boogie.

>> No.51487505

>>51486843
You're never too alone to get shitfaced.

>> No.51487509

>>51487359
I will be crediting no one

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>>51487509
That's mean

>> No.51487610

There will be 75bps hike and we will pump on that. The market is spooked from possible 100.
Position as you will with that information

>> No.51487611

>>51487505
Funny thing is people think that yet alcohol is the friend that will let you down when you're at your worst.

>> No.51487628

>>51487610
market is spooked not by this exact rate hike so much but the "terminal rate" which they believe the Fed is going to 4.45~ now as opposed to 3.75-4.00

>> No.51487643

im going to draw jerome powell doing something
give me an idea

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i colored anothr one of anons works.

>> No.51487674

>>51487628
Doesnt matter I am selling either way as it hit the tapes. Either a profit or loss but I believe we are going "only" 75bps inline with what they said previously because the Fed does not want to be blamed for bringing down the market.

>> No.51487682

>>51487643
Picking his teeth after eating bobo/mumu.

>> No.51487701

>>51487682
i have about 40 mins, cant be too complex
ill try to stop here saturdays and draw while im bored at work collecting trading funds
>>51487660
eyyy thanks

>> No.51487726

>>51487611
but weed and whacking off will never

>> No.51487745

>>51487643
Fucking a dumb college girl doggy style while the girls do porn guys are laughing in the background

>> No.51487769

>>51487701
How about whistling ODB's Got Your Money.

>> No.51487821

I really am institutionalized from work. Even now I'm looking at the clock getting ready to get In the shower the exact same time that I normally would but I don't have to today, but my mind wants me to. Working 6 to 7 days a week for years at a time really does something to your mind. I'm not used to having 2 day weekends again.

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>>51487643
Draw mumu rummaging through bobo's dumpster while pepe is walking crab on a leash staring at him with a depressed look.

>> No.51487914

>>51487437
>f jerome was based he'd pull the volker just to ensure American supremacy.
Kek. China did warn the fed against raising too fast. Jpowell dunking hard on chang with these rate hikes. China probably cant even make profit off the bonds they currently bought from us.

>> No.51487918

>>51487115
>Im the oil guy
Well yeah oil is scarce right now but you're experience isn't representative of the whole economy.

>> No.51487932

>>51487914
China is paying for risk-free premium to hedge against their overly leveraged economy.

>> No.51487943

>>51487918
I mean the oil industry is 5% or so of the entire work force. And every other sector like retail were already getting raises prior to us in oil getting them.
>>51487932
Correct. Plus to lower the exchange rate of their own currency. Someone said China sold a lot of their treasuries but I dont know if thats true.

>> No.51488066

so my plan right now is all in on cash gang unless circuit breakers declared for a big slurp. how long am i gonna get blue balled?

still salty that i didnt slup up the covid crash desu

>> No.51488078

>>51488066
Buy three month treasuries which you can then use to margin buy the crash

>> No.51488084

>>51486600
This is an exceptionally good AI image.

>> No.51488096

>>51488078
This.
>>51488066
Just rotate in T-bills until fed is done then assess things.

>> No.51488107

>>51488078
but cash is already marginable without having to liquidate meme treasuries first

>> No.51488125

>>51488107
You get no yield on cash, which is still worse than a minimal yield on treasuries. You could go for CDs if you want, but I don't know if those are marginable.

>> No.51488212

>>51488125
hmm thats a good point. forgot about those yields... i think i'll meet you in the middle with some money market funds. i just need the liquidity you know, i don't know when the next circuit breakers is gonna be but its gotta be soon. if normies are doomposting on facebook somethings gonna happen

>> No.51488214

I BOUGHT $25 IN DEBIT SPREADS THAT EXPIRED WORTHLESS FRIDAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.51488282

>>51487015
>guns
didn't this one start half a decade ago when the gubmint banned a bunch of imports and also started buying stuff before it was even available to the plebs

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>>51487643
Jerome is going to slowly inch the interest rate cock into place. First he will prep the market by talking about it or having the other Fed heads mention it in interviews. His growing erection straining to be released from his pleated pants. The market will whimper a little and start to produce lubrication, maybe say to stop and try to push him away. At that point it's too late to resist, there's no running away from Jerome's bedroom. With lust in his eyes, nothing will deter Jerome from his task. He has come to put our financial woes to rest. To do that he'll have to take the market to a place it's never been before, a place of pain but also pleasure. He will open the market up with a small interest rate hike, just a teaser to the full event. Rub it around the outside and push gently at the entrance. There will be a yelp of pain and maybe a moan or kick. Soon the whole tip, a 0.5% hike thrust into the market prodding and stretching the first few inches. Probing deeper until there's a slight resistance of the market's hymen giving way. This is where the majority of the pain occurs, a little blood but Jerome can't stop now, he must finish this task. Pushing farther in each time, he finally feels himself bottom out the market with an eye rolling groan. Quickly, thrust after thrust will go fully in and out with load smacks as pelvis collides with pelvis, no whimpers or pleading will stop him. It will seem to the market like this period lasts forever, both parties will start to perspire and become desperate, panting and gasping for breath. Relief can only happen if the act is fully completed. Finally Jerome will explode deep into those depths with a loud final bestial grunt. The market will scream as stars dance across it's vision in simultaneous agony and ecstasy then promptly pass out, drooling and still twitching from aftershocks. Jerome will delve the market's nethers so thoroughly that it will feel empty after the final interest rate hike.

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>>51487063
>((he's)) still here trying to claim its a supply chain problem and not the fact that we printed 38% of all bills in existence in 2 years

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>>51487643
Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.

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>> No.51488391

ANIMEEEEEEEEEEee
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.51488405
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>>51487769
Here fill in the caption

>> No.51488421
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base drawing

>> No.51488432

>>51488212
If you want liquidity you can still do t bills at 4 weeks instead of 3 months.
>>51488282
Probably nonstop political fear from obama. Guess thats a bad example.

>> No.51488460

>>51488212
>if normies are doomposting on facebook somethings gonna happen
We're like two and a half years into nonstop doomposting honestly, it's kind of tiresome.

>>51486645
>Certain engine types require higher grade gasoline otherwise the engine degrades quicker
Yeah I remember a friend of mine didn't actually know what octane rating meant (or that there are multiple totally different ratings) and used premium fuel because he misread the manual. It would have been fine if he were in Europe but he literally didn't know what it was and just thought 'more=better'. He considered himself a 'car guy' too, so I guess it's not that surprising.

>> No.51488461

>>51487015
Credit

>> No.51488512

>>51488461
I think still lower than 2019. Plus I think customer deposits at Bank of Americas report were still high.

>> No.51488522

>>51488405
prety good but you made him too chubby

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>>51486843
Same, but I’ve intentionally locked myself into my apartment all weekend so I don’t get sick. I can’t be getting sick when I’m heading to Europe next week, especially when my man JPow is about to make my vacation way cheaper when he destroys the Euro

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>Recession hits
>The average normie starts living Rocker's lifestyle

>> No.51488656

w-why are legacy banks like Credit Suisse and JPM exiting lending activities?
>Credit Suisse said it would stop providing prime brokeage loans
>JPM has significantly reduced their lending to Chinese firms operating on the London metal Exchange
it's happening, isn't it?

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Do I stay away from trading until Wednesday or not, that is the question.

>> No.51488751

>>51488657
I'm not buying till shemita

>> No.51488793

>>51488656
>Chinese firms operating on the London metal Exchange
kek, no more bailouts for rich dumb chinks? im doubtful

>> No.51488812

im dying
stonks pls go up ;-;

>> No.51488921
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it's starting
my spxs is really going to print frens

>> No.51488997

>>51488812
No, I sold so it should go down

>> No.51489030

>>51488793
Tsinghe would have crashed the chinese economy if they had to be bailed out. Im suprised the LME even still exists after the strings they pulled.

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>>51488921
Recession is a dirty word now, anon. You must now call it a rebuilding period for future prosperity.

>> No.51489053

>>51489039
Dont worry the recession elimination act will save us

>> No.51489078

>>51488460
>>if normies are doomposting on facebook somethings gonna happen
>We're like two and a half years into nonstop doomposting honestly, it's kind of tiresome.
I don't think doomposting is a sign because it doesn't take much for the average person to be pessimistic and talk shit. I feel like normies are a good way to call the top but not the bottom

>> No.51489121

>>51488997
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu pls

>> No.51489198

ur a normie

>> No.51489215
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51489215

I apologize for what is assuredly a retard question, but I CANNOT find the answer and it's driving me mad. In my brokerage (TD Ameritrade), if I look at the charts for SPX (S&P 500) and /ES (E-Mini S&P futures), the charts are basically identical but the futures are ~16.00 higher than the index itself. Some examples: When SPX was 3873, /ES was 3891. When SPX was 3861, /ES was 3879. My question is WHY.

>> No.51489248

>>51489215
sp500/spx opens and closes with the market. the futures open before in premarket, and close in after market. so in a sense, futures represent the most up to date prices because people were still buying and selling, just not during market times. SPX is only the market close price.

>> No.51489278

>>51489248
That part I understand, but I mean literally at the exact same time, like when the market is open. Like the examples I gave were the values displayed simultaneously at like 10:00am and 10:30am

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>>51488921
Hello other smarty pants fren. How big is your stack? I am just a peasant

>> No.51489295

>>51489248
>>51489278
I worded that last post confusingly. To clarify: like on a chart for a given day, at 10am or something (can't remember), SPX had a value of 3873 and /ES had a value of 3891, at the exact same time. And then at some other time, SPX had a value of 3861 and /ES had a value of 3879

>> No.51489297

Can someone redpill me on PRTY?

Is it the next GME or just a meme?

>> No.51489319

>>51488656
>>JPM has significantly reduced their lending to Chinese firms operating on the London metal Exchange
thats because the chinese are not trustworthy to pay back the loans. there was recent drama on the LME with nickel - look it up

i dont know why CS isnt doing prime brokerage loans though

>> No.51489323

>>51489295
Because you aren’t using a real broker like fidelity

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>>51489297
PRTY is OVER! I sucked off all the helium machines and now there is none! Britney will have to go a full school day without any baloons to obstruct the teacher's view!

>> No.51489359

>>51489295
Because there are multiple quotes for the same security on different exchanges, and each one has different volume, and each one tracks something slightly different. Just think why bitcoin is one price in one location and a different one somewhere else. Same concept basically. Different pools of money trading amongst each other. Also as other anon said, use Fidelity.

>> No.51489360

>>51489323
Fidelity shows delayed prices! Plus their hold music hardcore virtue signals. The interface is also complete ass. If it wasn't the platform my company did its 401K through no way I'd go anywhere near there.

>> No.51489366

>>51489323
You can see the same thing on Tradingview or anywhere else. You are a dumbass if you think there is any substantial difference between any modern zero-commision brokerages. They're all the same.

https://www.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=SP%3ASPX
https://www.tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=CME_MINI%3AES1!

>> No.51489368

>>51488921
It's a vibe-cession, what a bunch of bigots

>> No.51489382

The bottom is in

>> No.51489397

>>51489295
SPX is an index tracker, you know this, and cause its an index and not actually an ETF like SPY its just a number and doesnt reflect dividends and interest. The futures contracts integrate dividends and interest and this is where the slight difference comes from

>> No.51489418

>>51489359
I would understand that for an individual stock, but we're talking about major indices, and also, these are two instruments being displayed by the same brokerage.

>>51489397
This, on the other hand, makes sense, thank you

>> No.51489433

>>51489366
If they were all the same why did my broker not halt trading during the meme stock runs whilst others like TD and WBull and RH did

>> No.51489441

>>51489433
Negligence towards redditshit makes your broker worse, not better.

>> No.51489458

>>51489418
i found this about it
https://www.tastytrade.com/shows/options-jive/episodes/why-are-spx-and-es-different-prices-12-29-2015

>> No.51489460

>>51489433
depended on which clearing house they used, and whether their clearing house had liquidity issues

>> No.51489465

>>51489441
That’s a great way of explaining to me you are retarded without explicitly telling me you are retarded

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Eating a delicious corned beef and cabbage right now. I am working on the mumu bobo drawing up above. I am just editing it in paint then I will be using the AI tool.

>> No.51489545

too late (or too early) to buy CDS's on Credit Suisse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyuUc74Qdzs

>> No.51489547
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>>51489536
Make the background

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>>51489536
can you draw a mumu whos battered and beaten, fighting a giant evil bear, but the mumu says im still standing

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>>51489547
oooo nice thinking there

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>>51489560
sorry i have no drawing skills. I just take other people's work and make it crisper and cleaner. I just use microsoft paint on my work computer

>> No.51489595

i feel like making a cheeky gain off some bullish etfs just because i got fucked by a bear market rally the other week. if everyone is in puts then they cant crash the market. it would fuck up the balance or whatever. during other crashes, the majority of people did not expect it so they fueled liquidity. tell me im wrong.

>> No.51489634

should I just buy energy etfs right now before europe starts to freeze?

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>>51489634
Now that Rocker is bearish on energy, yes. Shit was priced in then it crashed recently and might keep going. Just DCA in for the next 3 weeks

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>>51489536
can you draw wojak mauled by a massive, muscular bear

>> No.51489691

>>51489664
rocker? is this the swedish bank?

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>FUTURES

>> No.51489775

Do any of you guys ever buy small marketcap stocks in case they moon, sorta like shitcoins? Any good sites to do research into this?

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>>51489536
I'm going to the grocery store. I don't really need groceries but it will get me out of the house and you can never have to many groceries these days. Then it's right back to video poker and beer. I ended up winning a little money last night so fuck it, let it ride.

>> No.51489853

my favorite k-on OP is OP2

>> No.51489883

>>51489729
>you just know

>> No.51489903

FUCK ROCKER
FUCK BAGGIE
FUCK POWELL

>> No.51489973
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>>51489634
Yes, energy is dipping in the short term 1 month or so. But will probably start going back up after the SPR ends in mid oct/Nov. Putin could be turning off the taps more, but this is is a risky bet. I am holding nrgu from 250, and HEU.to the leaf oil 2x etf. Energy sector is the cheapest sector with a p/e ratio of 8-9, with companies that are practicing shareholder return on capital and supply restraint. We have real structural supply deficit in oil. 85$ crude is not incentivising companies to explore or invest or produce more. China is coming back online someday, they can't be locked down forever. And recessionary fears have been priced into stocks a ton already. I think 80$ is the floor for crude. XLE has been going up/sideways since July while crude has been trending downwards. The market knows energys story is still early, and that while 85$ is semi-high historically, inflation adjusted oil is very low still.

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>>51487821
why do you do it to yourself and how didnt you kill yourself yet? genuine question, seems like a miserable life

>> No.51490122

>>51488921
>Recession

Now that's a funny way of spelling DEPRESSION
https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1571233247018815489

>> No.51490131

>>51490085
I actually like my job, I'm in charge. There are way worse things to be doing, plus I'm moving around all day which is good for you. I don't know, I guess ok just addicted to making money and genuinely have nothing better to do. The structure of it a probably helps with my autism

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>>51490131
>I'm in charge
Do you feel in charge?

>> No.51490204

I have 2k saved up to take my first dip into the stock market.

Should I hold off?

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Columbus Kroger hiring scabs. Must be willing to cross picket line!

>> No.51490252

I'm sick, bros

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what do i short this week?

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>>51490226
should i short kroger?

>> No.51490291

>>51490204
Yeah. Wait until fed is done with rates. Or do t bills until then. But your stack is small enough you can just buy apple or something and go with it.

>> No.51490301

>>51490146
You're a big guy....

>> No.51490342

>>51490267
PYPL

>> No.51490409

PayPal more like GayPal.

>> No.51490442

>>51490267
Teva, semis, maybe MBS reits

>> No.51490533

>>51489545
Can you even afford those? Also didn't most brokers halt those agains CS? They seem royally goobed this time around. If you want a credit default play CACC is mine. Likely going to get rekt by auto load defaults.

>> No.51490661

>with CBDC the entire money supply could be increased uniformly
Wouldn't this mean that everyone's savings with rise with inflation? there wouldn't be any delay in the trickle down effect from the big banks down

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>>51487674
I think you might be right, but as other companies predict similar outcomes as FedEx into final quarter and next year, the market will be pulled down anyway.

>> No.51490761

SIGA Sisters, it really is over, isn't it?

>> No.51490871

>>51485044
Not even fully inverted yet, people always forget the 3 month. 3 month auction is next week as well

>> No.51490883

>>51490226
How much are they paying? I have a friend that has being a scab as part of his bucket list.

>> No.51490885

>>51489536
hey, this is mr. drawfag. im back at home from work, picked me up a pizza and some buffalo chicken tenders. its my friday.
good luck on that buddy. cant wait to see what turns out.
i need to watch some videos on how these e-artists make their stuff and get gud.

>> No.51491048

>>51490226
>>51490290
It's just the one city, correct? I don't know how much that'd affect the US' largest grocer.

>> No.51491063

>>51490661
>CBDC
>savings
it'll have an expiration date and be limited to consumer goods, no saving or investing allowed

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>>51490760
Are we posting DF girls again?

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we're probably getting another 75 BPS this next week. seriously though. how much fucking higher interest rates is it going to take before the housing market gets dragged down kicking and screaming? I know its stagnating now and demand is at record lows but prices still haven't pulled back. its like they're still in denial right now

>> No.51491162

>>51491149
The fed will be forced to keep hiking until the equity market gets the message

>> No.51491174

>>51491149
it's only been 9 months kek just wait until jerome has to explicitly say 'no pivot'

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So I went Canadian Tire just now to purchase a length of surgical tubing, a frying fan, and 29.218 litres of gasoline. PRTY people may be interested to know that there is an entire half of an aisle dedicated to PRTY brand products there. I thought that was weird.
>>51491066
muuu
>>51491149
They want at least 4% before they're done. To knock the housing market down properly it would probably need even more.

>> No.51491190

>>51491183
shit in my area is already down that much for some listings.

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>>51491174
he already did that several times

>> No.51491243

>>51491183
At 4% is when there is even a chance of them taking a pause. But that target will likely change as we get closer. He originally wanted 3.5% by mid 2023 earlier this year, now he wants 4%. Bet by Q1 next year its 5% and "it was always 5%".

>> No.51491245

>>51491149
The housing market is where /SMG/ was back in February back when everyone was posting jahy cheapies memes.
the interest rate hikes alone basically force houses to go down 30% to reach equivalent prices to where the market was at 2.5%, I wouldn't even consider buying a house until it drops by that much, and even then you're functionally buying at ATH

>> No.51491252

what was it jerome said was the target rate again? 3% or higher right?

>> No.51491258

>>51485143
Buck breaking of bobos

>> No.51491263

>>51491245
true. but if you have enough cash for a large nonpayment you can always restructure your loan later on at a lower rate if you can

>> No.51491310

Soxl sisters how much are we melting up this week?

>>51487264
Me on the train to Manhattan when I finally get my steam deck

>> No.51491318

>>51486802
Dean cottage cheese was my favorite. i'm sad they stopped selling it. now the only brand worth a shit is Breakstone and it's just mid.

>> No.51491324
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>>51491310
one can dream anon... one can dream...
soxl +10% monday

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>>51491324
Fuck dude I just want to be playing yakuza games on my deck and dabbing on switch trannies I encounter in the subway. Fuck this gay earth, I don't know why semiconductors are down so much if I can't even get my fucking deck. FUCK.

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>>51491243
>At 4% is when there is even a chance of them taking a pause. But that target will likely change as we get closer. He originally wanted 3.5% by mid 2023 earlier this year, now he wants 4%. Bet by Q1 next year its 5% and "it was always 5%".

just look at what the eurodollar futures curve is pricing in and thats probably going to be it

Feb / Mar 2023 is 95.50
100 - 95.5 = 4.50%
eurodollars market expects rates to be 4.5% by March 2023. this is the same market that priced in a recession back in Nov / Dec 2021, 9 months in advance and they were right. so yea they know more than you

>> No.51491367

>>51488512
wasn't last i heard anybody got average debt in the US data for this year?

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>>51491349
>driver of the red truck slowly reverses away

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>>51491349
>me on soxl red days

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>>51486088
>>51486149
Based SOXL chads

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51491544

Hows the future investment prospects of metaverse looking? Besides from Meta stuff because I dont know why theyre even doing.

>> No.51491583

>>51486894
100 bps was priced in on CPI day desu

>> No.51491592

>>51491587
>>51491587
>>51491587
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>> No.51491666

This threads over so no one will know Im gay

>> No.51491670

>>51491666
hi i'm no one

>> No.51491825

>>51491666
hahahaha faggit